Glee Season 5 Episode 8 Recap "Previously Unaired Christmas". The episode was a blast from the past and shows how the Glee club spent their 2012 Christmas.
00:00Glee gets naughty at a new Christmas episode.
00:04Hey everyone, I'm Brian Corsetti for ENTV, and TVLine.com has all the details.
00:09So according to Sue Sylvester, last night's Glee episode was a blast from the past.
00:142012 to be exact.
00:16But don't get confused.
00:17It was definitely a new episode.
00:19It was just a new episode disguised as a never-before-seen episode from last season.
00:24Still confused?
00:25Yeah, that's okay.
00:27Just know that things got a little heated with her friends back in Lima and in New York.
00:32Here are the top moments.
00:33Number one, so this time last year, we know that Blaine and Kurt were not back together.
00:38And so we find out at one point during the holidays, Kurt decided to partake in a little fling with Santa.
00:45Oh my god!
00:47That is not happening.
00:49Don't worry, ladies. Santa swings both ways.
00:52What?
00:53Too bad he ended up being more naughty than nice.
00:55Oh my god, Rachel.
00:58Oh my god, where's all our nice things?
01:00Number two, this isn't necessarily a shocker, but Santana as a mall Santa was probably the worst idea ever.
01:06Whoa, stop right there.
01:07You look a little Jewish, right?
01:09I think, did you, I think he pooped in his pants.
01:12I want a kinder college warning laptop.
01:15Why don't we just get you an iPad?
01:16You can't even get porn on whatever you just asked me for.
01:18You look exactly like a young Britney S. Pierce, doesn't she?
01:24Britney is my ex-girlfriend and she just dumped me, which is why I'm even here and why I have this job.
01:30And we're lesbians.
01:31But we loved it even more because it all led up to this drunken moment when Rachel first suggested that Santana permanently relocate to New York.
01:38I love Christmas.
01:39Me too.
01:40And I love New York.
01:41You know what?
01:43You should totally move here.
01:46As we now know, that all worked out perfectly.
01:49Number three, we're going to have to agree with Sam's assessment in this episode.
01:53Becky may need to be treated for some type of sex addiction because her whole mistletoe attack in the hallway was downright disturbing.
02:01Hold right there, slut.
02:03Hey, Becky.
02:04This is mistletoe.
02:05I sip on horny, so you better give me some tongue.
02:08What?
02:09Whoa.
02:09I mean it, bitch.
02:11I want you to lick those Asian tonsils.
02:13And then once you got me all warmed up, I'm going to make you fresh meat because it's Christmas and I'm loose.
02:18At number four, we get a glimpse at Kitty's softer side when she reveals to Marley why she can't play Mary in their nativity play.
02:24I'm a Christian and I know what it means to have the Virgin Mary spirit in your heart.
02:30I don't have it.
02:33And I don't deserve to be her.
02:36To tell you the truth, I'm more like Mary Magdalene.
02:39And at number five, we know this episode is a flashback, but we might have just gotten a look into Marley, Unique, and Tina's future as a girl group.
02:47Oh, my Lord, your very self you gave us.
02:51Oh, my Lord, that sin may not enslave us.
02:55Never meant to be.
02:57Love, child.
03:00Born in poverty.
03:02I'm Brian Corsetti.
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