00:00Since 2002, we've seen Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, Spider-Man 3, The Amazing Spider-Man, The Amazing Spider-Man 2, and soon, the Sony Marvel Spider-Man crossover.
00:10Now look, I'm not saying that Spider-Man isn't awesome, I'm just saying maybe it's time to toss another syllable into the mix.
00:15I'm talking about the syllable, wha? Spider-Woman.
00:20Just think about it, how much less creepy would it be if Spider-Woman ripped off a lady's shirt in the subway? A lot less.
00:28Or if Spider-Woman said this.
00:30It's just the wrist, it's just all in the wrist, buddy.
00:32Or did this.
00:33And studios, I'm not just thinking about the fans, I'm thinking about your financial incentives.
00:39There are countless women's products that can shamelessly be hit with webs.
00:43Really, the question isn't if, but who.
00:47I always loved Spider-Man since I was a kid, so I want to be Spider-Woman.
00:50Sold!
00:51Thaisa Formiga, star of American Horror Story, Breaking Hearts in six years, and the one expertly swinging a machete in The Final Girls.
00:59And in case Thaisa is booked, there are a couple other women that would be happy to fill in.
01:03Part of me has always really wanted to be a gymnast slash acrobat, and so I think Spider-Man fulfills that deep-seated desire.
01:11I don't know why, but I love Spider-Man, so I would be Spider-Girl.
01:15Make it happen, Hollywood.
01:16You owe it to women everywhere.
01:20But especially the owner of that clothesline.
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