00:00Are you like so glad that you were a star in the time before the internet came along and before social media and all this stuff?
00:07I am so fucking grateful that I was a star and that I was young before there were cell phones and everybody taping everything because I was just a wild child.
00:18I remember once I became famous, clubs would contact me and invite me to their club, comp me about champagne and bring me in.
00:27And so I went to this club one night and they comp me a bottle of champagne and I brought five or six of my girlfriends, including Gina Fine.
00:36And I'm out there, Gina Fine and I are dancing, we're both wearing skirts, we both end up eating each other's pussies on the dance floor.
00:43We were asked to leave and I refused until I finished my champagne.
00:49But had there been cell phones, had there been social media, I did a lot.
00:55There are so many things.
00:56And stripping, you know, I mean, you know that people are taking pictures of you when you're stripping.
01:00I toured for 13 years and there's always that time where you're doing that stupid underbite.
01:05And that's the photo that you get.
01:07Yeah, yeah, I know.
01:08It's like how the paparazzi looks for the worst photo of whatever celebrity they're going after and they post that.
01:15I have some asshole that continually keeps changing my Wikipedia photos.
01:19I gained some weight a few years ago and I've lost it all, but I was a size 12 and now I'm a four again.
01:28But a 12 was really big for me at five foot tall.
01:31And every fucking time I go back on there, I'll have friends change it because they won't let me change it.
01:36And they put the fat pictures back up.
01:38I'm like, who is doing this?
01:40Why?
01:40I don't look like that.
01:42It's so unfair.
01:45Oh, I know.
01:46It's like...
01:46And that bothers me.
01:47So even that little bit.
01:49So I am so grateful to have been around at the time when we would get a script and it would be 120 pages and on page nine it would go sex scene.
01:59So we made real movies with sex dispersed within it and they were fabulous.
02:06The lighting sucked and it was very hairy time, but you know, what are you going to do?
02:10You know, it's funny.
02:12I actually found this one scene that you shot for my mom.
02:16Um, I can't remember the name of the movie, but do you remember she played the host and it was a game show of some kind?
02:26Doctor, uh, uh, no.
02:27And it was like a, like a space age kind of thing.
02:30I know exactly the one.
02:31Tracy Lord is in it.
02:33Yeah.
02:33And her dildo is a microphone.
02:34Yes.
02:35Oh my God.
02:36What is that movie called?
02:37That was hysterical.
02:38I can't remember either.
02:39I should know this.
02:40Oh no.
02:41Yeah.
02:41That was, that was a fun movie to do.
02:43We had like fuck offs and your mom was the judge.
02:46Yes.
02:46I remember shooting with your mom on another film.
02:48I, I can't remember which film it was, but your mom was always running around and doing all that she had to do.
02:54And she was running up the stairs as I was coming down.
02:58She was on her way to do something really quickly and she fell and tweaked her knee and screamed and cried.
03:04And I'm like, fuck, you know what I do?
03:06I'm trying to help her.
03:07Yeah.
03:07And she sucked her shit up and pulled it together and shot that.
03:13I don't know how she, she couldn't stand on that leg.
03:16And yet she shot the entire fucking movie.
03:18Yeah.
03:19Yeah.
03:19She's just.
03:20I've, I've gotten that from her.
03:21Like nothing will stop me.
03:23Like I have to be, I never cancel shoots.
03:25I have to be literally like in the hospital for me to cancel a shoot.
03:28Like I've fallen, I've hurt myself on set and I just pick myself.
03:32I've just had that drive.
03:33Yeah.
03:34Yeah.
03:34And that's a great quality that you, that you inherited or were taught by your mother.
03:38Yeah.
03:39But the reason I brought up that movie was cause I remember my mom had this ridiculous hairstyle.
03:43Oh, okay.
03:44That's what it was.
03:44Miss Passion.
03:45She had a ridiculous hairstyle for that.
03:47Like she shaved like the sides of her head and put like color in it.
03:50Colors in it.
03:51And I remember she picked me up from school with that hairstyle and I was like, mom, what
03:55the fuck did you do to your hair?
03:57And she's like, oh, nothing, not.
03:59And I remember that so distinctly cause I remember being so confused about like why my mom's
04:02hair was so weird.
04:03And then I see the movie and I'm like, oh, now I get it.
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