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00:29I've explained this. He's not a threat to us anymore. He's set fire to our trees. He's going to smash my windscreen. And what happens if he follows us to meet Angela? He won't. He's not going to cause us any more grief. And you honestly believe that? Hey, what time are you off to see Angela? There's no point going now. Why not? Well, how can she trust that we'll look after Seb when he's psycho-ent's waging a war of terror? I ain't got time for this. I'm going to work. Yeah, perfect. Very mature. You just walk away from it all, yeah? He's got to let Kev off the hook. And you're playing right into his hands. Kev's trying to tear the two of you apart and you're letting
00:59him. So you think I should back down? Yes, I do. Because today isn't about Kev or Ross, it's about Angela. And proving that you can look after Seb if you want him back where he belongs. So please, go and sort it out.
01:12You look amazing. I do, don't I? I can't believe we're actually doing this. People are going to be so shocked. Well, yeah, that's when anyone turns up. Maury and Chas are saying they can't come. Now we've changed their time. Grandad and Charity will be there.
01:41And that's all that matters. Sarah, this is honestly the happiest day of my life. Me too. Eric! What are you doing? Hurry up!
01:52Listen. What are you two doing here? We live here. And what's with the soup? It's for this afternoon. It's only a gender reveal party. You don't need to dress up.
02:10Are you planning on making an effort? Yeah, once I get the chance. I don't think they want us here.
02:17Don't they? Right. See you later. Don't be late. It was close. I didn't think they suspected anything. Who cares? Today's about you and me.
02:32Lids, come on. You've got to be there. Maury and Chas have already bailed. I'm sorry. I've got a million things to do before tomorrow.
02:49Well, Sarah wants all family there. All family where? Gender reveal party. Very important to her.
02:56Then she should have picked a better day. I mean, who's got spare time on Christmas Eve?
02:59There's free booze. Yes, that's why I'm definitely going. Thank you, Sammy. Spread the word.
03:04You're any ones for a free beer, you, aren't you? Aye. Money's tight. And it always will be, especially now you've been written out of Kim's will.
03:13Yeah, well, we've never had much cash, but we've always got by. Why are you making another trifle?
03:19If that one's for Kim. Oh, right. So she sacks us and you're making her a dessert?
03:24Sam, we sacked ourselves after what we did. And she's been having a really difficult time since the accident.
03:29She's still my friend. She don't think so. She told you to get stuffed.
03:34Yeah, well, I never turn my back on those clothes to me, especially not at Christmas.
03:39You'll be coming home wearing that trifle. Maybe. But at least I'll have tried.
03:45Oh, come on. No!
03:55Hello. Problem?
03:57Yeah, my battery's flat. Today of all days.
04:00Well, why swaging?
04:02Well, I've got that meeting at the brewery, haven't I?
04:05Well, I can take you if you want.
04:07Oh, babe, no. You've been up since five. Don't worry about it.
04:10Look, there's Vanessa. I'll get her to take me.
04:12Are you sure?
04:13Yeah. You get some rest.
04:15All right. Cheers, mate. You're a pal.
04:25How am I a pal? Because I need to get to the clinic for those tests. So you'll have to give me a lift.
04:30Have to?
04:36Okay, fine. Pretty please.
04:39Are you going to get a paternity test while you're there?
04:42No, because I don't need to.
04:44Well, you do. It's a strong chance this baby's Mackenzie's.
04:46Do you know what, Vanessa? Forget it. I'll just...
04:48I'll get a taxi, all right? I don't need you pecking my head right now.
04:51Just...
04:52If anyone asks, will you just say that you gave me a lift to the brewery?
04:55Do you agree with her?
04:57I just want Kev out of our lives.
04:59Yeah, so do I.
05:00We could report.
05:01Yeah.
05:02Yeah.
05:03Yeah.
05:04Yeah.
05:05Yeah.
05:06Yeah.
05:07Yeah.
05:08Yeah.
05:09Yeah.
05:10Yeah.
05:11Yeah.
05:12Yeah.
05:13Yeah.
05:14Yeah.
05:15Yeah.
05:16Yeah.
05:17Yeah.
05:18Big record I should apologise.
05:20And you agree with her?
05:23I just want Kev out of our lives.
05:25Yeah.
05:26So do I.
05:27We could report him, but that would mean spending Christmas Eve at a police station giving statements.
05:34Wouldn't you rather meet up with Angela?
05:36Show what a great couple we are.
05:38When you put it like that.
05:41Yeah.
05:42Kev's the past.
05:44Right?
05:45He's not in our lives anymore.
05:47The future is me, you and Seb.
05:51What was that?
05:53Get down.
05:54Get down.
05:55Get down.
05:56I hear you and your lot have moved into one of the cottages on Home Farmers Day.
06:08Was that Kim's idea or yours?
06:10I assume she won't be joining in your engagement celebrations.
06:15Who's getting engaged?
06:16Him and Dawn.
06:17I thought she turned you down.
06:19No.
06:20That was yesterday, Jimmy.
06:21Try and keep up.
06:22How's Kim doing?
06:23Your guess is as good as mine.
06:24He's not giving away much.
06:26There you are.
06:27Good.
06:28So, how's your dad and Rona?
06:29How do you think?
06:30They can't afford to keep forking out thousands of pounds a week.
06:31Think of it as their way of sharing how much they love you.
06:33Okay, fine, you win.
06:34I'll start working for you again as long as you agree to leave them alone.
06:36April.
06:37You don't call the shots.
06:38You know that.
06:39How's Dylan?
06:40How's Dylan?
06:41I understand.
06:42He could be discharged imminently.
06:43Do you hope he's going to behave himself?
06:44Well, he's not going to say anything if that's what you're worried about.
06:45I'm not remotely worried.
06:46Ray and I will be gone soon.
06:59Pastures' new, literally.
07:01It doesn't pay attention to me, I don't think.
07:02I'm not going to say anything if that's what you're worried about.
07:05I'm not remotely worried.
07:07Ray and I will be gone soon.
07:13Pastures new, literally.
07:14Literally. It doesn't pay to loiter in one place for too long.
07:19So we won't be seeing you anymore?
07:21Well, you will, obviously.
07:23You will be coming with us.
07:27What's going on? What's happened?
07:30Kev tried to kill us.
07:31Why?
07:33Yeah, we were in a field and we were shot at.
07:35And it was definitely Kev?
07:37This would never have happened if you'd have called the police yesterday.
07:39Well, police tell me that you've called them now.
07:41Yeah, obviously.
07:42We still need to stay inside with the doors locked until they get here.
07:45And what about Angela?
07:47Well, Kev might follow us to the meeting and go after her.
07:49So we're just gonna have to put it off until they find him.
07:55You could find so many other kids that would do what I do.
07:58Oh, don't underestimate yourself, April.
08:01You are a very talented young woman and I promise you,
08:04in a few years' time, you'll be a very rich young woman.
08:08I'll be a drug dealer.
08:10We already are.
08:12But I'll not go to the police if I disappear.
08:16I'm not suggesting you disappear.
08:18You will explain to your father that you are leaving of your own free will
08:22and he must respect that.
08:25I don't know.
08:27Okay.
08:28Well, you have a little think about it and let me know tomorrow.
08:33Tomorrow?
08:34Well, tomorrow's Christmas Day.
08:36What difference does that make?
08:41Sarah?
08:43This is Anton and Tilda.
08:45Hi.
08:46They're gonna be our witnesses.
08:47They're up next after us and we've agreed to return fame.
08:50Thank you so much.
08:51This is so exciting.
08:54Oh, looks like you need these.
08:56Oh, thank you.
08:59You all right?
09:01Are we doing the right thing?
09:03What, you having doubts?
09:04No, I just...
09:05I didn't think it'd be this nerve-wracking.
09:07It's good nerves though, right?
09:08Yeah.
09:09You ready?
09:10Yeah.
09:11You ready?
09:12Yeah.
09:17Oh, hi.
09:18Oh, thank you so much.
09:19Thank you so much.
09:20Thank you so much.
09:21Thank you so much.
09:26Congratulations!
09:28Grandad?
09:31Is that a wedding ring?
09:33Erm...
09:35Surprise!
09:41You've married Kerry.
09:49You just...
09:51Let me explain.
09:52She's wearing a wedding ring.
09:53What's there to explain?
09:54This is purely a financial arrangement.
09:57Why?
09:58Why are you giving money to Kerry, no?
09:59No, no, no.
10:00He's not.
10:01He's not.
10:02I'm just keeping it safe.
10:03What are you talking about?
10:04Anyway, never mind.
10:05You having a go at us.
10:06What are you two doing sneaking around a registry office all bride and groom?
10:09Huh?
10:10Honestly, Jacob?
10:12How could you?
10:14Your wedding day is a big event which should have all the trimmings.
10:18It was supposed to be.
10:19Was it?
10:20Yeah.
10:21We were going to get everyone to the pub and then bring them here for the surprise wedding.
10:25Oh.
10:26But you lied to me.
10:27Said that you had some important meeting when you made out that you weren't even available.
10:31I would have made myself available had I known that you were getting married.
10:35You should have told me.
10:37Well, we're all here now, aren't we?
10:39So why don't we just crack on and make it a big double celebration?
10:43No.
10:44You can forget it.
10:45I did this for you.
10:47And you've gone behind my back, excuse me.
10:51Sorry, I'm going to have to...
10:54You look absolutely gorge, by the way.
10:56Are we doing this?
10:57I can't remember now.
10:58Erm.
10:59It's OK.
11:00We'll come back another time and do it properly.
11:01I'm so sorry.
11:02Don't worry.
11:03Would you like to come through?
11:04I think we're going to need them.
11:06We've done a full sweep of the area.
11:07Whoever was out there has gone now.
11:08Well, if Kev comes back.
11:09He's trying to kill us.
11:10Did you actually see Mr Townsend?
11:11No.
11:12We didn't see anyone.
11:13Who else could it be?
11:14Well, there's been a lot of poachers recently.
11:15They've been targeting local farms and estates.
11:16No, it's not poachers.
11:17It's Kev.
11:18You need to find him.
11:19We're already looking for Mr Townsend.
11:20It's only a matter of time now until we track him down.
11:21Meanwhile, he's free to take pop shots at us, is he?
11:22Look, can you actually take pop shots at us, is he?
11:23Look, can you actually take pop shots at us, is he?
11:24Look, can you actually take pop shots at us, is he?
11:25I think we're going to need them.
11:26I think we're going to need them.
11:28We've done a full sweep of the area.
11:29We've done a full sweep of the area.
11:30Whoever was out there has gone now.
11:31Well, if Kev comes back.
11:32I'm sorry.
11:33They've been targeting local farms and estates.
11:34No, it's not poachers.
11:35It's Kev.
11:36You need to find him.
11:37We're already looking for Mr Townsend.
11:38It's only a matter of time now until we track him down.
11:41Meanwhile, he's free to take pop shots at us, is he?
11:43Look, can you actually prove that he fired the shots?
11:45Useless.
11:46He's doing all he can.
11:47Look, we'll investigate this thoroughly.
11:49Patrol the village for the rest of the day.
11:51Just try not to worry.
11:53It's easier said than done, I know.
11:55I'll let myself out.
11:57Erm, sorry, why is there a police car in the village?
12:03Isn't there?
12:04Yeah.
12:05I hope it's not down to any of you lot.
12:07Last thing I need right now is anyone getting arrested at my granddaughter's gender reveal party.
12:12As if.
12:13How was the meeting?
12:14Oh, fine, babe.
12:15Same old boring.
12:16More free bubbly?
12:18Don't mind if I do.
12:20Right, Sam, I thought you were more of a beer drinker.
12:22Hey, I'll drink out if it costs out.
12:25Man after my own heart.
12:27Noah, why are we giving away champagne?
12:29Because Bob told me then.
12:30It's all covered.
12:31Courtesy of Eric.
12:32Hi.
12:33So anyway, where are Sarah and Jacob?
12:35I must have got to get here on time.
12:37Yeah, Eric, can you call your grandson?
12:39Tell him to get his skates on.
12:40OK.
12:43Tell me he'll pick up.
12:45Do you think I overreacted?
12:47Do you?
12:48It was a shock them getting married behind my back.
12:53Jacob will be fine, man.
12:55He'll be giddy because he's married.
12:57Will he?
12:58I know I am.
13:00Mrs. Pollard the Fifth.
13:02Six, actually.
13:05Oh, it's all very Henry the Eighth.
13:08Hopefully, you saved the best till last.
13:15Eric, I'm joking.
13:16I know nobody would ever replace you with Valerie, would they?
13:19Oh, finally!
13:21OK.
13:22Er, please allow me to introduce...
13:25The newly married couple!
13:29Woo!
13:30Woo!
13:31What?
13:32So is it a boy or a girl?
13:35Try and keep up, eh?
13:36You married?
13:37Surprise!
13:38Well, it's certainly news to me and your grandad.
13:39Yeah, well, you would have known about it if you hadn't been so difficult.
13:40Sorry, how is any of this my fault?
13:41Well, it doesn't matter anyway because we didn't go through with it.
13:42Why not?
13:43Ask him and Kerry.
13:44His new wife.
13:45Who beat us to the altar.
13:46Oh, that's a joke, right?
13:47What?
13:48What?
13:49What are you doing here?
13:53Christmas cards from Evan.
14:02a joke, right? What? What are you doing here? Christmas cards. From Evan, and from Clanny,
14:20and from Lucas. Any excuse to try and worm your way back in? Come on, Kim. It's Christmas.
14:30Oh, and Dawn, she wanted to invite you to dinner tomorrow. She wants to celebrate our engagement.
14:40Feel free to congratulate me. I'm busy tomorrow. You can pretend like you don't care, but we
14:45saw you watching us yesterday. At least come for the sake of the grandkids. They're not
14:53mine. They are when it suits you. It's cruel to disown them. They've done nothing wrong.
14:59Well, you should have thought about that before you moved out. You question my loyalty. How
15:06are we supposed to regain trust if you won't talk to me? You're still here. Okay. The invite's
15:14there if you want it. I won't. Sir, this isn't a wind-up. Read it and weep. What's going on?
15:24Her and Eric have just got wed. Behave!
15:31True. And I've never been out with you. Ew. I thought you'd be happy for us. We are.
15:40Hardly. I've been stressed out all day and this is just the icing on the cake. Stressed
15:44out about what? Hang on, is everything okay with the baby? Don't change the subject, young
15:47lady. How could you do this to me? I hope you're going to back me up here, Cain.
15:51If it's what they want. I don't care what they want. Do you know what? After everything
15:55I've done for you. Don't have a go at me. We wanted you at the wedding. You're the one
15:58that kept saying you were too busy. Yeah, because I thought it was just some gender reveal party.
16:02And this was the excuse to get everyone together. Right, well cheers for the heads up, Belle.
16:06Typical Grant. Just blame everyone but yourself. Look, I'm sorry if you don't like it, but we
16:10didn't even get married in the end so I don't know what you're complaining about. And do you
16:13know what you think you're hard done by? At least you didn't get beaten to the altar by them
16:16to in the sham wedding. Sarah! Nice one, Charity. Erm, can I have a word? Get lost, Grandad.
16:28I'm confused. So, so who's married and who's not? Just keep your head down and it's so popular.
16:34Four-fifty please, Sam! Aye? Sorry, he's only paying for the champers. Kerry? What did Sarah
16:41mean by sham wedding? She's just upset because we upstaged her.
16:46This is 100% genuine. I love Eric to bits. He's like a dad to us.
16:53Who marries the dad? Kerry and I have grown close since she started to look after me.
17:00Hey, it's not a crime, is it? It should be.
17:03Alright, well, if they're in love, let's leave them both to it. Thank you.
17:09Right, you gonna kiss your bride then, Eric? Oh no, we don't kiss in public.
17:12I know he's not that hideous. Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
17:20Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
17:31Hardly the most passionate kids I've ever seen.
17:33That's marriage for you.
17:34Oi.
17:44Lydia?
17:45Hi.
17:46Right, there's a turkey crown in the fridge.
17:48I've peeled potatoes and parsnips, ready for roasting.
17:51And a piece de resistance, my homemade prize-winning sherry trifle.
17:56OK, I haven't won any prizes, but people always woof it down.
17:59Do I look like I want charity?
18:01I was talking about charity.
18:03You cancelled your shop.
18:04I can't let you starve over Christmas.
18:07You owe me £33.37.
18:09There's no rush whenever you're ready.
18:15You ungrateful mare!
18:18Yes, fine.
18:19Me and Sam were out of order by organising that shoot, but you have done far worse in your time.
18:23There's a million and one good reasons why most of my family ate your guts, so if you're expecting a grovelling apology, you can forget it.
18:29I want nothing from you.
18:31And I want nothing more from you.
18:35Do you know, it's such a waste of energy feeling sorry for you.
18:37But I tell you something, if tomorrow was a year since Sam's death, heaven forbid, I wouldn't want to spend it all sad and alone.
18:45Merry Christmas!
18:46Merry Christmas, darling, wherever you are.
19:00Sir, who proposed to who, then?
19:02Did she coerce you into this?
19:04Old men can be very vulnerable.
19:05Hey, I'm not senile.
19:08Yet.
19:09It is very sudden.
19:11Then again, senile or not, at his age, can he afford to hang about?
19:15It still seems iffy to me.
19:17Oh, we love each other.
19:19Yeah.
19:19Okay?
19:20Get over it.
19:20You should tell everyone the truth.
19:26No, you can't do that to your granddaddy.
19:27He's ruined our big day.
19:29Well, not just him.
19:30Go away, gran.
19:32I come in peace.
19:34I think I went a bit over the top.
19:36Will you forgive me?
19:37We just wanted you to be happy for us.
19:39And I am!
19:40I just wish you'd have let me in on your little secret.
19:43I'd have dropped everything if I'd known it was your big day.
19:46But the bigger picture is...
19:48I'm so proud of you.
19:50So, should we do the honours?
19:56Belle?
19:57We're still having cake.
19:59Okay, Sarah.
20:01You cut the first slice.
20:03If it's pink, it's baby girl.
20:04If it's blue, it's baby boy.
20:06That's a bit sexist.
20:07Someone shut her up.
20:12Come on, then.
20:12Don't leave us all hanging.
20:18It's a girl!
20:20Yes!
20:20Oh, my God.
20:26Oh, no, is that good or bad?
20:28Oh, it's amazing.
20:29It's what we were hoping for.
20:33Hiya, it's only us.
20:35Come on.
20:38Go on.
20:38You all right, Harry?
20:39Are you sure you'd be in bed, son?
20:41Well, I put him to bed hours ago.
20:44I'm not tired.
20:45So I'm relying on you two to wear him out.
20:47Go sit down for me.
20:48We'll do our best, but, er, as long as you feel safe being here.
20:53Full disclosure, I'll feel safer here than I do at home.
20:57Do you mind if we stay for a while?
20:59I keep thinking that Kev's gonna come after us.
21:01No, of course not.
21:02It's fine.
21:04You do know we wouldn't let Kev anywhere near either of you, though, don't you?
21:07Thanks.
21:08Thanks.
21:12You already gave us a card?
21:13Oh, that's not from me.
21:15I found it downstairs on the map.
21:29What is it?
21:31Kev's wedding ring.
21:39Is that a bullet?
21:43He's not gonna stop until he kills us.
22:13He's not gonna stop until he knows.
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