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Emmerdale 12th December 2025
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00:30Oh, you've got me like the butler here.
00:55Come on, let's give me biceps.
00:56Look, we need to have a word about you packing.
00:58How come you've got double I have for just a few nights away?
01:01Well, I'm in everything but the kitchen sink, man.
01:03What if it rained?
01:03What if there was a heatwave?
01:06Kim, we're back.
01:07Wow.
01:08Oh, keep it down.
01:10Someone's moody.
01:11No, I'm talking to myself.
01:12Actually, I feel a bit sick.
01:14Nice bedhead.
01:15You got Jason Donovan up there?
01:17Oh, I never got near him.
01:18Anyway, the only action I'm getting is all in my head.
01:21Where's the boss?
01:23No idea.
01:24I've not seen her since yesterday when she came into the hide looking for Lydia.
01:28By the time I got to the pub for Jason, she'd already gone.
01:31You didn't see her come back?
01:32No.
01:33Well, I was a bit busy splitting up a fangirl fight between Kerry and Vanessa from Le Donovan.
01:39Anyway, can you go away?
01:40Because I need about 5,000 calories to shift this hangover.
01:43And that is a lot.
01:46I'm going to give her a call.
01:49Me and Mandy have been in and out of that hospital so much.
01:52So, hang on.
01:52The police have no idea who knocked him down.
01:55Well, it's probably not a priority.
01:57Dylan's lucky to have so many people rooting for him.
01:59Should we go back in the house?
02:01If we pretend we haven't seen him, it's going to look weird.
02:03If you want to pick up a brick and smash his face, and so do I, but we can't.
02:06We have to wait for Dylan.
02:07I just hate having to see April dealing in meeting time.
02:11Morning.
02:13Hiya.
02:14Mandy's at work, so who's at the hospital?
02:16Uh, April.
02:17How is she?
02:18Uh, you know.
02:19Happiest when she's by his bed.
02:21Pretend the young ones would have run a mile.
02:23She's got a real sense of, uh, responsibilities, that one.
02:26Um, well, I have to say, I think you'd do the same for her.
02:29Yes, yeah.
02:30Yeah.
02:30Well, fingers crossed it goes the right way.
02:33Am I still invited for tea?
02:34Yeah, if you play, it's hard to work.
02:36Oh.
02:38Um, Mandy said she thought Dylan squeezed her hand last night.
02:42Or it could be wishful.
02:51Lydia, would you deep fry me some bread?
02:53You can do it yourself, Gabby.
02:54I just know Lydia's got certain pants for certain things.
02:59Don't worry, he's just miffed.
03:00He didn't get to meet Jason.
03:02Any word on Kim?
03:03Nope.
03:05Don't look so worried.
03:06Her bed's made.
03:07I mean, she'll be out on a ride or something.
03:08She's a big girl.
03:09Uh, I didn't make her bed.
03:11Well, maybe she made it herself.
03:15Call the stables.
03:16See if there's a horse missing.
03:17Aye.
03:17Pretty mad day yesterday.
03:19Have you seen Kim?
03:21She didn't come back yesterday.
03:22Have you seen her recently?
03:23Oh, well, like Sam said, it was pretty mad.
03:27She left while I was talking to Jason.
03:29I didn't think anything of it at the time.
03:30Or maybe she copped off.
03:32I was so depressed, if that's the case.
03:35Well, one of you knows something.
03:36Oh.
03:38Poachers.
03:40What?
03:40Yeah, that was it.
03:41Vanessa said something about her hearing some shooting up here and then Kim left.
03:46Why are you just saying this now?
03:48Because I just remembered.
03:49It's all black holes up here.
03:51Anyway, she'll be fine.
03:52Something's up.
03:56I'm going to go look for her.
04:01I think she knows about the shoot.
04:03She knows we've ripped her off and she's skulking out there waiting.
04:06And then as soon as she's ready, bam.
04:09Are you two coming?
04:16Er, Jacob's just popping round, by the way.
04:19To look at a letter about a scan.
04:21Well, you know how to have a party.
04:24In fact, I deserve a party after slaying Kerry at those kids' games yesterday.
04:27Grant, can you please not turn this into some middle-aged lady feud?
04:32What?
04:32I could have said old.
04:34She really means a lot to Jacob.
04:35Yeah, well, good job he's a doctor.
04:37Because you know what?
04:38If she kicks off again, he can stitch her up.
04:42Please ignore everything she says about Kerry.
04:44She loves her, really.
04:45Is this going to turn into competitive grannies?
04:47Yeah, that's what I just said.
04:49Well, I've got a wedding to compete over first, so...
04:53Scan is on Thursday.
04:56Can't wait.
04:5620 weeks already.
04:58And only 20 to go.
04:59Wow, someone's good at the pregnancy maths.
05:01And you're not going to this one on your own?
05:03Look, I've said I'm sorry about that.
05:05You know I only went to check everything was okay before you lot piled in.
05:09It's been three months since we last saw it.
05:10It was a little avocado then.
05:13Thought it was going to be a proper baby.
05:14Sounds like we've got Professor Robert Winston in the house.
05:16Are you going to find out the sex and all?
05:18Yeah, probably.
05:21I thought you weren't bothered.
05:23Yeah, about that.
05:25I think we need to have a little chat.
05:27Catch you later, all right?
05:28Without bit ears.
05:31Kim?
05:34Kim?
05:36You still think this is an ambush?
05:37I hope so.
05:38Because if she's not waiting to pounce out on us,
05:40then she's missing or worse.
05:42Kim?
05:42I should have just asked her for the loan instead of going behind her back.
05:45Don't blame yourself.
05:46She trusted me and I lied to her.
05:48Kim?
05:49Stop panicking.
05:50No good ever came from lying.
05:52Kim?
05:52Kim has told more lies than me and you put together.
05:55How do you think she got all this?
05:56Yes.
06:02Kim?
06:03Jo?
06:06Right.
06:07Her horse is missing and all.
06:09Guys!
06:10I found her!
06:12Kim?
06:13Hurry up!
06:13She's in a bad way!
06:15I'm coming!
06:16Jo?
06:17We're up near the old oak.
06:19Call an ambulance.
06:20Ah, you're all right.
06:27Oof.
06:28Oh, is your face there and I smell?
06:31I mean, probably do.
06:32Tony got me exhausted.
06:33So long as you're having fun.
06:35Wouldn't go that far.
06:37So what are you sitting in for, then?
06:40You okay?
06:42Yeah, no, yeah, I am.
06:43There's, there's, erm, there's bacon in the fridge, yeah?
06:46I'm trying to get fit so I wouldn't want bacon.
06:48I'm the same meself.
06:54Oh, but for different reasons.
06:56Sorry, where did you come from?
06:57This sofa, you're blind.
06:59What time is it?
07:02Oh, great, that's me dead.
07:03Thanks for letting me take a nap.
07:04I didn't.
07:06Look, mind me dinner in the pool and I'll tell you why Vinny's being a bit more weird.
07:09Well, apart from his usual weirdness.
07:12Oh, and have a bath, bro, because you are musky.
07:15Yeah, so Kim came up saying she wanted to make a big introduction.
07:20I'm thinking, yeah, yeah, that'll add a bit of panache to me taking the stage.
07:24Anyway, Ink Bulls JD says, ah, it's my absolute pleasure.
07:30Taking my flipping limelight, leaving me like a lemon.
07:33And he said it like that, did he?
07:35Yeah, it's my absolute pleasure.
07:36Well, I had no idea Jason Donovan was Swedish.
07:39I thought I know exactly what's happened here.
07:42You see, I was practising in the gents.
07:44He's coming for a tinkle.
07:45He's heard me sing.
07:46We're not still on with the Donovan feud, are we?
07:49He's heard me sing and he's jealous.
07:52I'll tell you he's jealous, Bob.
07:53Table number four.
07:54Because table number six was served about half an hour ago.
07:57He wouldn't have treated Taylor Swift like that.
07:59Is he working here?
08:02Oh, and I prefer a pint.
08:04Well, tough.
08:04I'm not being domineered by both of you today.
08:07Bottles fine, thanks.
08:08I've given him a shift because he was bored at the B&B.
08:10OK, more fool me, but, you know, the customers seem to love him
08:14and it's fresh meat for me to pick on.
08:16Oh, no!
08:17Rona, don't sneak off, please.
08:18Please, we need all hands on deck.
08:20Ah, no, purse.
08:21I'm an idiot.
08:22I'm just going to knit back home.
08:22I'll get it.
08:23Er, two mulled wines, please.
08:25Always best to keep on the good side of the vet.
08:29Small friend, panfire!
08:34I wouldn't want to domineer.
08:36Sorry, two ticks.
08:39You can add the cost of the drink to what you already owe.
08:43You think you can make me do anything, don't you?
08:45Yes.
08:47If charity knew, if they all knew about the drugs,
08:51what you do to kids to Dylan,
08:53I could shout it all out right now and they would tear you apart.
08:57Well, that would certainly kill the pre-Christmas vibe.
09:01Do you know I love him, but I could kill him.
09:04Right, what was it?
09:05Yes, two mulled wines coming up.
09:08Oh, Rona.
09:10Try smiling.
09:11You're doing amazing, Kim.
09:18Absolutely amazing.
09:20And everything's going to be fine.
09:23Don't leave me.
09:24Of course I'm not going to leave you.
09:26And the ambulance won't be long now.
09:29You said that ages ago.
09:31Yeah, because they know it's you that needs it.
09:32And you're hard as nails, you could probably cartwheel to hospital.
09:35I smile this early in the day.
09:39Where's that?
09:41Your horse is absolutely fine.
09:43Don't, love.
09:44Will you make sure she keeps the legs straight?
09:53It is all right, love.
09:54I'll do it.
09:54You hold her hand.
09:59Worse.
10:00Just like my dad.
10:01I know you both miss him.
10:05And I'm sorry.
10:08Kim.
10:10Oh my God, Lydia.
10:12Poor Dawn.
10:13Go and tell the ambulance that we need to be quick.
10:15And run.
10:16Kim, you're staying with me.
10:19Kim!
10:19Kim!
10:31I could deal for you.
10:40Till April's debt is cleared.
10:41I'll do it.
10:43Wow.
10:45Interesting idea.
10:48White.
10:49Middle class.
10:49Well spoken.
10:51But at the first sign of trouble,
10:54you would literally pee your pants.
10:57Look, we just talk.
10:59For once.
11:00Woman to woman.
11:00You see, I hate that.
11:02The presumption of maternal imperative,
11:04some soft sword that you are desperate to tap into.
11:07All you and I have in common is protect and survive.
11:11And we're both doing that.
11:12In our own special way.
11:16How do you sleep?
11:21I don't.
11:24And neither will April.
11:25Everything that's happened to her happened to me.
11:29I even had my own Dylan.
11:32And some others.
11:35Long gone now, of course.
11:38But look how I turned out.
11:40Always better to be the hammer than the anvil.
11:42Oh.
11:43Ray told me that the boy is squeezing hands in the hospital.
11:49Wherever April goes, men's bodies just litter the pavement.
11:55Don't let Dylan be the next one.
11:57He has survived everything you have done to him.
12:00And he will come through this.
12:01He's young.
12:02And he will come round.
12:03And then we are all going to go talking to the police.
12:06Oh, yeah.
12:07Your time is up, monster.
12:09I do love to hear a mouse roar.
12:22Rona.
12:24You've overplayed your hand.
12:34Hey.
12:35How is she?
12:35What room is she in?
12:36She's in theatre.
12:37Her leg's badly broken.
12:39Lydia was amazing.
12:42It was something to do with those poachers.
12:45Ice managed to break free.
12:46Staggered back to the yard.
12:47Vanessa said something about his injuries.
12:49Like what?
12:51There was a lot of damage.
12:52She said she'd call me when she knew more.
13:01Hey.
13:02What have I said about overalls in here?
13:04Same as I've said about long hair with women over 40, but...
13:07Did you get your duet with Jason?
13:09He was jealous.
13:10Oh, I've heard this ten times already, Tar.
13:13I can be frustrating, yeah.
13:18But I've persuaded a table of women to have sticky toffees against their better judgment.
13:23Think of the profit!
13:24Well, yes, I suppose you do have your charms, Bob.
13:26Even if you can't sing.
13:33Er, yeah, that works great for us.
13:36You've made our Christmas.
13:38All right, bye.
13:39We need to plan a do.
13:44What for?
13:44Who was that?
13:45Oh, I don't want a gender reveal party if that's where you're going.
13:48That was the registry.
13:50We're all set for a Christmas Eve wedding.
13:53Just me and you, like you said.
13:54Yeah, well, I was thinking maybe we do need a reception and speeches and the welly.
14:00I mean, we've got to do something or they'll kill us.
14:02OK, how about we get everybody here for a party and pretend it's a gender reveal?
14:08Then what?
14:09And then we get them on a bus, tell them they're going to our wedding at the registry
14:13and then back here for the reception.
14:16It's the best of both worlds, then.
14:18We organise it all without a war and they don't miss anything.
14:21You are dead devious.
14:23Well, I'm a little bit of Pollard and I'm marrying a dingle, so it goes with the territory.
14:32You said you'd buy the dinner?
14:36Yeah, I did.
14:37Mine.
14:38Louis, if I'm carb-like, you're never going to find out what I've got to tell you.
14:42And what's that?
14:44Vinny fancies you.
14:51I've done something really stupid.
14:53I've got no milk.
14:55Oh, well, another time.
14:56Paddy's got some news.
14:58Yeah, they're definitely bringing Dylan out of the coma tomorrow.
15:01Right.
15:02Well, that's amazing.
15:03I just hope he's all, you know, all all right.
15:06Is April still there with him?
15:08We should get her back and feed her.
15:09No, not yet.
15:10No, let her stay until one of us gets there.
15:12Well, I'm going to the hospital now.
15:13Good, great.
15:14Yeah, I don't think he should be on his own and neither should April.
15:18You all right?
15:20Yeah, massively stressed.
15:21Same as you.
15:22OK, well, let's have a look at the work road to just make sure it's all fair.
15:25Lovely.
15:26Right, I'm going.
15:27See you later.
15:27See you later.
15:31One of us needs to be with Dylan all the time.
15:37More than we are now.
15:38Like every minute.
15:39And April shouldn't be there on her own from now on.
15:41Something happened with Celia at the pub.
15:44And I couldn't help it because she was goading me like she always does.
15:47What did you do?
15:48I told her that we were all going to make statements again to the police.
15:55Including Dylan.
15:57Once he wakes up.
15:59She knew I wasn't bluffing, Marlon.
16:01I'm so sorry.
16:04But one of us needs to be by that bed every second.
16:08Otherwise they will get in there and they will kill him.
16:13Then that's what we'll have to do.
16:14I should probably sack him.
16:24Third time's a charm.
16:26He was his day off yesterday.
16:28Anyway, let Kim sack him if it has to happen.
16:30It'll give her something to look forward to.
16:36Joe, it's just one of them things.
16:40How bad was it?
16:42Really bad.
16:42But Lydia was incredible.
16:47Between the two of them, they keep our place going.
16:51You feel bad now.
16:52Yeah, you should.
16:55So go and say something nice.
16:58Look, they're as scared as we are.
17:00It's time to step up.
17:05Just keep looking at your feet.
17:07Shall we just go over there now and tell them everything?
17:10Get it over with.
17:11My heart says yes, but my head's seen.
17:15Not unless we have to.
17:18We are good people.
17:19We're not.
17:21And don't you dare say Kim's worse, cos she isn't.
17:23At least she's up front about her dishonesty.
17:26And she went to all that trouble yesterday just for me.
17:29She's my friend.
17:30We're still waiting on news about Kim's horse.
17:37We all wish that we were there when it happened, but we've all got lives to live.
17:41And you are entitled to the odd day off, Sam.
17:46It was no one's fault.
17:47Oh, nice, isn't it?
18:01Yeah.
18:02I just think he was a bit of a plank.
18:04But not anymore.
18:05Have you got Bob on the payroll now?
18:07I am doing this for love.
18:09For Christmas spirit and down to massive boredom at the B&B.
18:13Now that my chance of fitting the big time has been snatched away by he who shall remain nameless.
18:18Listen, go on.
18:19Well, would it cheer you up if we invited you to a gender reveal party on Christmas Eve?
18:24Since when?
18:25I can't be bothered with all that nonsense.
18:27But if it's a free bar, I'm in.
18:30So far, so painless.
18:32What do you think Kane's going to say when he finds out it's a wedding reception?
18:35Oh, he'll be chuffed.
18:36He thinks people that do gender reveal stuff should be taken out and shot.
18:40Babe, I thought you weren't bothered about this gender thingy.
18:43Well, it's what young people do, isn't it?
18:46You don't mind, do you?
18:47For you, you and this one.
18:49I'd do anything.
18:51Aw.
18:52Is that a tear?
18:55Oh, I can't.
18:58I know what you mean.
19:00Sometimes I think the coffee and the bother will come out the same pipe.
19:03Are we seriously talking about the vending machine?
19:07Look, if you just blurt it all out to Joe, you'll be relieved for about ten seconds.
19:12But it won't actually help Kim.
19:15Well, I don't know.
19:16Do you think it will?
19:17I hope you're not saying I'm selfish, because I want to tell the truth.
19:20No, I'm saying it won't help Kim, but it'll destroy us.
19:25Vanessa's been on.
19:26No news on Kim yet, though?
19:27No.
19:28It's going on and on, isn't it?
19:30And what did Vanessa say?
19:32Apparently, some sort of homemade snare has got embedded in Ice's leg and caused a load
19:37of damage.
19:39So, obviously, Kim did have a run-in with poachers, and she and the horse came off worse.
19:42I think we're going to have to get the police involved.
19:46Anyway, I'm going to try and find Joe.
19:51I said they could use the stairs.
19:54It was me.
19:56Lydia, just don't.
19:59You do know Tony's a straight, married man with three kids, and he's, you know, at least 50?
20:08Yeah, well then, tell Vinny.
20:11What's he even said about that?
20:12Nothing with his mouth.
20:13It's all just eyes and sighs and...
20:16Say nothing.
20:19Er, do you want a drink?
20:21Oh, er, no, I'm all right, thanks.
20:23Oh, er, I'll have some chips, and you'll never guess what, Vincent.
20:26Lewis's personal trainer, Tony, is 50, straight, and married with three kids.
20:33I thought they were an item.
20:34I'll think I might, yeah.
20:37Right, right, yeah, well, erm, don't be so hard on yourself.
20:40Hmm.
20:46It had to be done.
20:48He's me mate.
20:49It's the worst when you fancy someone and think that they're taken.
20:58Do you fancy him?
21:00Oh, I haven't really thought about it.
21:02Well, can you keep it that way?
21:06Look, we've got a great thing going us three, yeah?
21:08And any change might spoil it for me.
21:14Something's happening.
21:16What is it?
21:20Well, er, it's not good news.
21:24There's just been so much damage to it, yeah.
21:27What was it again?
21:28She's just far from in the clear.
21:32Sorry, they're just talking about the tissue and blood supply.
21:36If she doesn't make any improvements by tomorrow, then, erm...
21:40She's going to lose her leg.
21:41She's going to lose her leg.
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