00:00Before you guys even got into porn, you were dating.
00:05So this was something that you guys did together, right?
00:07So maybe tell me how you guys first met.
00:10Well, we both went to the same college up in Northern California called University of California, Santa Cruz.
00:16Oh, I applied there.
00:18Oh, yeah.
00:18Yeah, go banana slugs.
00:21So I think he noticed me a couple times on our bus that we had that looped around campus.
00:28And we matched on Tinder.
00:32This was also during the pandemic.
00:35And so I remember matching with him on Tinder and telling my roommate, I was like, I really want to go meet this guy.
00:40And she's like, are you really going to break quarantine just to meet this dude?
00:43She was so matched.
00:44This was right before the vaccines were even available.
00:48So this was super early on.
00:50Yeah.
00:51But my fraternity, I lived in a frat house at the time.
00:55And we had like special access to the vaccines early because we were like working on campus.
01:03We were like, a lot of us were teachers.
01:06Weren't you working the testing center on campus?
01:08Yeah, a couple of us were working at the testing center.
01:11So we just got vaccinated like immediately at that point.
01:15It still took like a year for vaccines to be like to come around, right?
01:19Yeah.
01:19Because it wasn't that long ago, but I've really forgotten what it was like.
01:22Dude, it was crazy back in the day.
01:24But yeah, we had access to it super early.
01:27So we were like, fuck it.
01:27Let's just do it.
01:28And we can just like try to have a normal life again.
01:31And yeah, because of that, she had no excuse to not meet me, right?
01:35I mean, it was still like, just because you're vaccinated doesn't mean that quarantine doesn't matter.
01:40But yeah, I was like, whatever.
01:42I'm going to like see this guy.
01:43We went on a date and then we were pretty inseparable after that first date.
01:47So what was your date like if it was still like COVID and like, did you go?
01:52Okay.
01:52Where'd you go?
01:53That's a really good question.
01:53Because restaurants were closed.
01:54Yeah, everything was closed.
01:57But I'm sorry, fuck.
02:01Yeah, our first date, we actually went hiking.
02:04Okay.
02:05Because our campus is in like a beautiful redwood forest.
02:08Okay, that makes sense.
02:09And so we had trails everywhere.
02:10And so we're like, let's just go on a little hike, like take a walk.
02:12And we ended up like just, we, that was also the first time we had sex.
02:19And actually, no, well, hold on.
02:23Yeah, back up.
02:24The first time, our first date ever, we, before we ever like started dating or anything, we were talking on Tinder.
02:29And we were like, yeah, like, I just want to have like, I want to have, I want to fuck on the first date.
02:32Like, I don't want to date anyone that wants to like date for a while and then maybe have sex.
02:37Like, it was really important to both of us that we were going to have sex the first time we met.
02:41Can I ask who brought that at first?
02:44I don't know.
02:45Was it me?
02:46Might have been me.
02:47Because we had both recently gotten out of long-term relationships.
02:50And we made it clear that neither of us were looking for anything more than sex.
02:55Okay.
02:55We made it very clear from the beginning.
02:56We were like, I'm just trying to fuck.
02:58I do not want a girlfriend right now.
03:00Yeah.
03:01And our first date, we ended up not having sex.
03:03After all that, after like, yeah, like, I only want to date someone that wants to have sex with me.
03:09Blah, blah, blah.
03:10Why didn't you?
03:11We just had a really nice time like hanging out on the beach.
03:14That was when we like went to the beach and just hung out.
03:17Because like the boardwalk was closed and we just like, just walk through the closed boardwalk.
03:22Like, all the rides were closed and we just like hung out.
03:25Yeah.
03:26We like crossed a bridge and stuff.
03:29We like walked around and we just like hung out and smoked some weed.
03:32That's sweet that you, because I feel like I honestly haven't even remembered this.
03:34I was like, wow, he remembers your first date and you don't.
03:38I was like, that was our second date.
03:40Our second date was so memorable.
03:42Okay.
03:42That it's just like, well, yeah.
03:44So that was our first date.
03:45We didn't end up fucking, which is crazy.
03:47Because I don't think, I think that was my first time ever happening to me.
03:50Yeah.
03:50Where I didn't fuck someone on the first date.
03:53Really?
03:53And didn't fuck, yeah.
03:55I remember you telling me that too.
03:57Wow.
03:58I mean, I was always like sexual as a person.
04:02And I was like, if I'm interested in you, like I want full experience.
04:06So you don't subscribe to the whole idea that like women should withhold sex in order to like keep the guy.
04:13And if you give it away immediately, then they won't want to date you because they'll think you're a whore.
04:18Like, you don't.
04:19I think that's a bit old fashioned.
04:21Yeah.
04:21And I think it really just depends what you're looking for.
04:24Like, I wasn't trying to do anything serious.
04:26So I was cool with just getting right to the point.
04:29But I think it, for some people, it is good.
04:31Like, if you want to get to know someone before you commit to that level of a relationship.
04:35But I also think that, I think people maybe should be having sex like early in the relationship so that you know if you're sexually compatible since that's like a big deal.
04:46But anyway, getting back to the second date, because this was like, yeah, so this is our second time going out together.
04:52We went on a hike and we like just took like a little bit of a step off the trail and we were fucking.
04:59And it was actually like, when Max like put it inside me the first time, I like immediately and like I couldn't control myself.
05:10I said, I love you.
05:11The first time he put his dick inside me.
05:14Damn, that's a magic dick.
05:15Yeah, thank you.
05:17What's a very magic dick?
05:18It just slipped out of me.
05:19On your second date.
05:21On the second date.
05:22On your second date.
05:22The first time he sticks his dick, you're just like.
05:25I was like, oh, I love you.
05:26And I was like, fuck.
05:27I was like, what did I just say?
05:28And I think you just pretended like you didn't hear it.
05:30I just politely ignored her.
05:33You just politely ignored her and just like rammed her really hard.
05:36Yeah.
05:37I was like, okay, you know, I get it.
05:40So hold on.
05:41Did you mean it or was it just like a weird thing that just fell out of your mouth?
05:45That's a good question.
05:45I think I was just like so into the moment.
05:49Okay.
05:49And it was just like an unfiltered just like reaction that I had in the moment.
05:53I mean, now it would have been like, I mean, I do love you.
05:57So it was like true, but I was definitely like, I guess I was already starting to fall
06:02in love with you if I was saying that.
06:04Yeah.
06:04Kitty.
06:05But yeah, I don't even know what came over me that just like slipped out.
06:08And then like five minutes later, we got caught actually having sex.
06:14So this is our first time having sex.
06:15I've already said I love you.
06:16Next thing you know, we get caught.
06:18Like someone's walking down the trail.
06:20There's like a silver fox like couple behind us.
06:22So like gray hair, you know, maybe like fifties or sixties year old couple.
06:27We'll just like, Oh my God, excuse me.
06:29Like, I'm so sorry.
06:30And we were like, Oh my fuck.
06:31Like, I'm trying to put my dick away.
06:33Like really scared and terrified.
06:35And they're like, no, no, don't worry guys.
06:36We're just trying to like, can we just like get past you guys?
06:38You can.
06:39Yeah.
06:40They're like, you can keep going.
06:41Like we're just so awkward.
06:43I just like, like you're scooting over.
06:45Literally.
06:46And they're like, sorry.
06:46I kind of just like put my dick away and they were like, and I was like, yeah, you can.
06:50They're like, yeah, cool.
06:51We're cool.
06:52And they just like wanted to keep going down the trail.
06:54And then they left and we kept fucking.
06:56Yeah.
06:56We just, yeah, because I needed to come.
06:58So.
07:01But I guess that was like a little like foreshadowing of our future because later on we went viral
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