00:00Okay, so you've been in the adult industry longer than I have, which is wild, because I always feel like I'm, like, the oldest, longest-lasting person ever.
00:09Well, you got in young, so did I.
00:10Yeah.
00:10And you also come from a long lineage of proud pornographers, so, you know, there's that.
00:15Yeah, I guess I sort of, like, have been in it since I began.
00:19Yes.
00:20Breathe, breath.
00:21Yes, yes.
00:22So tell me the biggest, some of the biggest changes you've seen in the adult industry since your time.
00:27The biggest one is that.
00:29The biggest one is sort of, you know, the corporate sort of takeover of porn, and it's not about sex anymore.
00:38You'd think, and it's kind of an odd thing to say, but porn is, very little of porn is about sex.
00:42It's about you clicking on shit and maybe paying for something somewhere, because everything's free, right?
00:48So they kind of dug their own grave with that, with the tube sites.
00:51It's like, you know, we're going to get all this traffic, and now we have all these eyeballs.
00:55Oh, fuck, now we have to monetize it.
00:57How are we going to do that?
00:58Well, I got an idea.
01:00I always do the French-Canadian accent, so I'm going to do that again.
01:02Jean-Pierre, we have this great website.
01:05Everybody go to it every day.
01:06Apparently, more people go there than to CNN, but not making any money.
01:11What do you suggest we do?
01:13Jean-Pierre, I have a great idea.
01:15We take a pretty girl, right, and an attractive man, and they fuck?
01:20No, no, no, no.
01:21She is stuck in a washing machine or maybe dishwasher or something like that.
01:25Maybe she trip over an ironing board, and maybe he's in an easy chair.
01:31He's jerking off to some other porn that we don't know, and she fall on him.
01:35And Jean-Pierre, this is a brilliant idea.
01:37I think it's going to save the industry.
01:39Let's go to Tim Hortons.
01:40And then they go, and they have coffee, and that's what happens.
01:42So if you, as a consumer, are so fucking tired of seeing the most – I call it cartoon porn now.
01:52There's no other word for it because it's literally – it's just people in – I'm falling through a wall.
01:57I'm falling into a washing machine.
02:00I'm doing whatever.
02:01And everybody's always surprised that anybody's doing anything sexual.
02:04Every fucking porn scene now is like, what?
02:06My cock?
02:07I don't understand.
02:08I thought we were in – so it's not about sex anymore.
02:12And if you want it to be about sex, stop fucking clicking on people stuck in washing machines.
02:17That's all I can say, all right?
02:18Then maybe they'll go, you know, the washing machine is not converting anymore.
02:22Maybe we should – I don't know.
02:24Shoot the – somebody sucking a cock.
02:25I don't know.
02:26Call me crazy.
02:27I probably don't have any more work now, just so you know.
02:31So good thing I'm sober.
02:33I won't be able to afford alcohol.
02:39That's been the biggest change for me.
02:42So for all of you who are like, what is he talking about?
02:46These are called ad scenes.
02:48And essentially, if you go to any big tube site, you'll see these little like kind of speeded up gifs
02:53that are showing these ridiculous wild and wacky situations.
02:58And those are big traffic drivers, and people tend to click on those.
03:03And then it might lead you to a website where this wild and wacky scene of the girl stuck in a washing machine who falls into a guy in a recliner is the girl in the washing machine.
03:14So speaking of ad scenes, so you've done like probably more ad scenes than anybody I know.
03:19You're like the expert on ad scenes.
03:21In fact, my last couple of shoots for Twisties, they started doing ad scenes again, and I was like, fuck this.
03:27Because ad scenes are actually like the biggest pain in the ass to shoot.
03:30And I called Mike, and I was like, can I please pay you to just come and shoot this ad scene?
03:36And I literally like didn't do anything that day.
03:39Like I just sat back and let – and he was amazing, like total expert.
03:43Yep, girl hiding behind sofa.
03:45Other two come in, don't know she's there.
03:47Okay, I got this one.
03:48Don't worry about it.
03:48And then there's a guy that almost catches them.
03:50Yeah, almost catches – you almost – all the time, you're almost caught.
03:54And then at the end, you do get caught, and somebody's humiliated, and somebody makes the home alone face, and then, you know, whatever.
04:00And if you can jerk off to that, God bless you.
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