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00:01My guy
00:03Oh my God!
00:05Oh my God!
00:06That's the guy!
00:07I told you!
00:08On the Mick Wind!
00:09How are you, buddy?
00:10Good to see you!
00:11Man, I am not complaining, bro.
00:12Life's been good, bro.
00:13You were so good on Snake Oil.
00:15I didn't watch it tonight, man.
00:17I got it on my DVR.
00:19Was it great?
00:20You were great.
00:21Spade even said he loved it.
00:22Oh my God!
00:23I'm great!
00:24I'm good-shaped in, okay?
00:25I love it.
00:26Take a photo of this guy real quick.
00:27Okay, wait.
00:28No, not FaceTiming, buddy.
00:29Just take a photo.
00:30No, just a photo.
00:31There you go.
00:32Caesars, baby.
00:33There you go.
00:34I heard it was great.
00:35I haven't seen it!
00:36You were great on it.
00:37Everyone was talking about it.
00:38Oh, man.
00:39You know I'm a businessman.
00:40I'm all about small businesses.
00:42I'm all about ideas.
00:44You know, when I was on Curb,
00:45you see me do the tap water.
00:47Yeah!
00:48You're sales!
00:49You've been doing sales for a while.
00:50I mean, that's what you do.
00:51I'm a salesman!
00:52You know a salesman!
00:53I know you're a salesman!
00:54I try to better people.
00:56That's what I do, baby.
00:57You know what I mean?
00:58I'm in the help me business.
01:00Help you business!
01:01Help me!
01:02Help you business!
01:03That is true!
01:04What was the point in your career
01:06when you realized you made it?
01:07Oh, man.
01:08You know what?
01:09Was there a moment like,
01:11oh my god, everything started to switch
01:12and you started to have that groove
01:13where like, okay, things are starting to happen.
01:14And I realized I had the power
01:16to use my voice
01:18to make you laugh,
01:19make you cry,
01:21and motivate you.
01:22If I can motivate you to be better
01:24at being you...
01:25Yeah.
01:26See?
01:27That's not what life is all about, huh?
01:28Dude, New York City!
01:29That's not what life is all about, huh?
01:31Amen, brother.
01:32Amen, brother.
01:33Being the best you, you can be.
01:34Being the best...
01:35Sometimes I come up with these words, man.
01:37You know what?
01:38I talk about life as a roller coaster.
01:40Yeah.
01:41Always say, when you go up a roller coaster,
01:42click, click, click, click, click.
01:43Yeah.
01:44You ride that roller coaster of life.
01:45Right?
01:46Yeah.
01:47So those click, click, clicks,
01:48turn into tick, tick, ticks.
01:50Woo!
01:51I love that.
01:52Why?
01:53Come on, write that down!
01:54Put that on a t-shirt!
01:55Bill Hader said,
01:56I think it was Bill Hader said,
01:57during writers meetings,
01:58you were his favorite person to pitch
02:00because your ideas were so fun and so great.
02:02Yeah.
02:03Who was the most, for you,
02:04when you were at SNL writing for it,
02:05who was the guest that you were just blown away by?
02:07Man, we had so many amazing people
02:09come through those doors, man.
02:11I mean, everybody you can think of, man.
02:12I can't even like...
02:13You gotta remember,
02:14I was only there four, five, and six,
02:16so that's a long time ago.
02:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:18But this time, at this point,
02:19I remember,
02:20Ashlyn Kutcher came in there,
02:21and we had,
02:22we had bought ourselves a little putt-putt kit,
02:24you know?
02:25Yeah, yeah.
02:26You know, a little hole in a little,
02:27in a golf club to play putt-putt with,
02:30you know?
02:31Yeah.
02:32Just putt-putt to keep our minds going.
02:34And he came in there,
02:35and he started doing an impression of
02:37an old man with a cane,
02:39and broke it.
02:40He broke it in half.
02:42The next day he came in with a $400 or $500 club.
02:45And said,
02:46I'm sorry.
02:47And gave it to us.
02:48That's awesome.
02:49And we said,
02:50Ashlyn Kutcher,
02:51you are the greatest in the world.
02:53We're replacing that $39 club
02:55with a $500 club, man.
02:57It's so amazing.
02:58That's amazing.
02:59And I respect Ashlyn Kutcher for that.
03:00Ashlyn Kutcher, you are the best.
03:01And know what I...
03:02I don't know where the hell of that club is at now.
03:04He's the best to you,
03:05but to me, you're the best.
03:06You've been the coolest, the nicest,
03:07and the best for ever for years.
03:08Come on, man.
03:09You know I love you, man.
03:10You're the best.
03:11Come on, now.
03:12I'm in New York City, man.
03:13We can't beat this.
03:14We're in New York City, baby.
03:15And the Knicks won tonight.
03:16That's how we do, baby.
03:17You'll be good, man.
03:18I love you, man.
03:19Hey, stay healthy, baby.
03:20Always, always, man.
03:21Good to see you, buddy.
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