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00:30Do you remember when she did that reading at the cathedral, all dressed up in a school
00:39uniform?
00:40Feels like a million years ago.
00:42We've lived with this threat for days.
00:48She's had months, months of this torture.
00:55Come on, you've been up half the night, why don't you go back to-
00:59I've been looking at loans.
01:03Look, I understand your reasoning, but paying Ray off is not going to work.
01:10We have to try.
01:11He's going to keep moving the goalposts.
01:13This so-called debt, it's not real, it's not an actual figure we need to clear.
01:18But if we pay him enough, he might move on, find somebody else to target.
01:24There is an alternative.
01:26Go on.
01:29We tell Cain.
01:30Then I just walked out.
01:34Well, the good news is the generator's fixed.
01:36Yeah?
01:37What's the bad news?
01:38The parts cost 80 quid, so that's the water bill up the spout.
01:41Tough week.
01:42Tough life.
01:43I'll just tell him Matty about jacking me job in.
01:46Yeah, no wonder.
01:47How anyone can work for that creep is beyond me.
01:48Well, you spurred him on.
01:50I'm sorry.
01:51I didn't want to leave you in a hole.
01:53A hole?
01:54You're his saviour.
01:55Am I?
01:56Too right.
01:57If you'd not offered me that job, I'd still be there now.
02:00Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:01I didn't offer you a job.
02:02What?
02:03Yeah, he did.
02:04But you said Moira could do with someone like me up at the farm and he said something
02:11about cloning.
02:12Oh, Sam, no, mate, it were a joke.
02:16Not like a joke joke, you know, I meant like, I mean, you know, if she had the money, then
02:20of course she'd love to have you.
02:22So there is no job?
02:24Great.
02:25So you've chucked in your chips with no to go to.
02:28I never thought.
02:29Well, you'd better start thinking, hadn't you, about how you're going to get your job
02:32back?
02:33Hey.
02:34How's it going?
02:35Don't ask.
02:36Another day in the madhouse.
02:37Right.
02:38So I don't have to activate the card or anything.
02:39I can just use it.
02:40Great.
02:41Oh, no, you have been amazeballs, Rico.
02:42Oh, thanks, babes.
02:43So it's not a mistake?
02:44Fifteen.
02:45Glorious.
02:46Grand.
02:47Yeah, which doesn't belong to you.
02:48Not according to Rico.
02:49Whose name's there on the account, eh?
02:50Right, well someone tell me what's going on.
02:51She got a letter from her bank.
02:52Not her bank, but...
02:53There's an account with a big lump sum of cash in it.
02:54With yours truly's name on it.
02:55Yeah, an account that she didn't even set up.
02:56Using an address that she doesn't even live at.
02:57Doesn't that sound weird?
02:58Well, yeah, really weird, but...
02:59What are you gonna spend it on?
03:00She's not.
03:01Like hell I'm not.
03:02This is my lucky day.
03:03Yeah, until I am.
03:04I'm not.
03:05Not according to Rico.
03:06What's it?
03:07That's what I have said.
03:08Yeah, I'm not.
03:09I'm not.
03:10I'm not.
03:11I'm not.
03:12I'm not.
03:13I'm not.
03:14I'm not.
03:15This is my lucky day.
03:16Yeah, until I...
03:17I'm not.
03:18I'm not.
03:19I'm not.
03:20I'm not.
03:21I'm not.
03:22I'm not.
03:23I'm not.
03:25I'm not.
03:26This is my lucky day.
03:27Yeah, until the fraud squad get on your case.
03:29It could be identity theft carry.
03:31They could rack up bills in your name, apply for credit.
03:34You need to report it to the police.
03:39No. No way. I'm not having him involved in this.
03:42But he'd make mincemeat of Ray. You know he would.
03:45If he was a one-man ban, yeah.
03:47But we're way, way beyond that.
03:50We don't know what we're dealing with, how big this operation is.
03:52It wouldn't just be Cain, though, would it?
03:54He could get some other family from Ireland to back him up.
03:56And Ross?
03:57Drag even more people into it.
03:59We've seen what they're capable of.
04:01You add Cain into that mix, it could make things a thousand times worse.
04:04Supposing he loses his cool, which he will.
04:07They could target Kyle, Isaac.
04:08They could livestream his entire family being run over.
04:11But... No, Rowan, I'm not going there.
04:13It's bad enough having to stand by watching this psycho
04:16calls you up to Laurel without dragging more people into this mess.
04:20So we just carry on getting blackmailed, then?
04:22April at the mercy of their every sick whim.
04:26We're desperate, Marlon.
04:27We don't have a choice.
04:29Not everybody has a cane in their lives, but we do.
04:32And we need to take advantage of that.
04:38So we've got popcorn, nachos, pick a mix, you know, salsa.
04:41Someone's gone to town.
04:42Oh, yeah.
04:42I mean, the classic deserves a full, you know, cinema treatment.
04:45Oh, I washed my hands.
04:47Yo!
04:48Oh, you made it great!
04:49How'd you get in?
04:50Like, I don't know where your spare key is.
04:52It's a bit early for lunch, isn't it?
04:54Nah, one and a half.
04:54This one, I'm going to join you.
04:56Sorry, join...
04:57Yeah, do you want to watch the movie?
04:58Go for a little him.
04:59Ooh!
05:01We've got popcorn.
05:01Are these allowed?
05:02Er...
05:03Ah!
05:04Oh!
05:05Wait, do me, do me!
05:06What are you getting out to us?
05:07The drinks as well, mate?
05:08Mmm.
05:08Er, yeah.
05:09What have you got in there?
05:10Are these allowed, by the way?
05:12I think, I hope so.
05:15Do you want one?
05:16Ooh, there we go.
05:17Yeah.
05:18How's about, hot and bransery, you and me and a plate full of storks?
05:22Oh, Arthur's out tonight and the likelihood of me getting a babysitter in the run-up to Christmas
05:26is impossible.
05:27No hassle.
05:28What if I rustle up a three-course meal instead?
05:30What?
05:31What, you?
05:31King of toasty?
05:32Yeah, well, I've got to learn sometime.
05:34Besides, I've bagged myself a new mentor, haven't I?
05:37Hey, mate, I was just telling Laurel what you're going to give me.
05:40You are?
05:41What, your famous tiramisu recipe?
05:43Oh, yeah, love that.
05:44Yeah.
05:45Yeah, yeah, sure, no problem, I'll drop it later.
05:48Thanks, I owe you, mate.
05:50Yeah.
05:57Hello.
05:59Have a summer?
06:00Er, kind of, yeah.
06:04My car.
06:05What, what, can you give me for it?
06:07Are you getting rid of any more?
06:08Yeah, we're just, we're downsizing.
06:10Er, we just want a little run around for April for when she sells lessons, you know.
06:14And Ernie from the malt shovel, he's selling his hatchback, but he, er, he wants cash.
06:19What do you reckon?
06:20And when do you need it for?
06:22Er, today, tomorrow, latest.
06:24He's after a quick sale.
06:25Do you want to back up and start that again?
06:29What do you mean?
06:30Do you think I believe a word of that?
06:31Like I make it up?
06:33How many people do you think come in here and ask me to take a car off their hands, cash, same day?
06:39Come on, it's hardly stolen, Cain.
06:41Yeah, I know that, but what I don't know is why you need to get rid of it so fast.
06:46Forget it.
06:47Don't go stopping it.
06:48If you're not interested, I'll find someone else.
06:52Wow.
06:54What else have you got?
06:54Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
06:56Stop encouraging her.
06:57You promised you were going to ring the police.
06:59Well, yeah, I know, and then I thought, how often do you get 15k for free?
07:03How many more times?
07:04It's not your account.
07:05Oh, semantics, it's all codswallop.
07:09I learnt that from Radio 4.
07:10That's the perks of living with your granddad.
07:12And what sort of perk is that?
07:14The perk of nicking money from some bank account she knows nothing about.
07:18Some scam artist has set one up in her name.
07:20It's got alarm bells all over it, but clearly it's worth it to dress up in whatever that is.
07:24Oi, this is couture.
07:27Anyway, it's free money.
07:28Only it's not though, is it?
07:30No, it certainly is not.
07:33Can you talk some sense into her?
07:36I think I'd stand a better chance if I did that on my own.
07:43See ya.
07:44Bye.
07:44Bye.
07:48Like I'm going to take any advice from you and your dodgy details.
07:51I set up that account.
07:55What?
07:56Well, no, forget it.
07:57It's worth double that.
07:59No, no, no, forget it.
08:00I'll find some other chancer.
08:03If you're short of money, I can find you some work.
08:08How the hell did you get in?
08:09I thought you would have started locking your doors by now.
08:13Well, maybe I would if my head wasn't all over the shop.
08:17But still.
08:18You really should be careful.
08:20You never know who's going to walk in.
08:21I wasn't scum in my time, but you.
08:24Careful, Marlon.
08:27Now, I have been very understanding up to this point, but my patience is wearing thin.
08:34How much?
08:35What?
08:36How much is this debt?
08:38What's it going to cost to get you out of our lives?
08:41Oh.
08:43Finally, we got there in the end.
08:47Hmm.
08:5120k.
08:5420.
08:55Yeah, and that's not just for drugs.
08:58Covering up a murder does not...
08:59I'll get it.
09:01I haven't got it, no, but I'll get it.
09:02I'll get it.
09:03Well, until you do, April gets back to work.
09:06She's had enough time off.
09:08If you seriously think I'm ever going to let her deal for you again, you must be tapped.
09:14Well, here's what I think.
09:17I think you haven't got a choice.
09:21You owe me big time, and I want paying, and I don't really care how.
09:28Is that right?
09:32I'm going to tell you what's going on.
09:45It's a private discussion.
09:46He was threatening you.
09:48Ah, ah.
09:49Now, I never threatened anybody.
09:51I simply said that Marlon here owes me some money, which you do, don't you, Marlon?
09:57Good.
09:58Um, do you want to tell the nice man what happened?
10:00I ran into the back of his car.
10:06It's why I need the money so fast.
10:07You see, I am the victim here.
10:11You will be, pal.
10:13You try leaning on him again.
10:17But I'm out of pocket.
10:18Am I supposed to let that slide?
10:19Do one.
10:31I needed to find a safe place to put some money.
10:34Should I have to go into care, all the money that's in my account, all my savings, all that I've worked hard for could be obliterated.
10:47This is the best way to safeguard the future.
10:54Protect the people I love.
10:56Eric, I don't know what to say.
11:00You're not, you're not angry.
11:03Angry?
11:04Who?
11:05No.
11:06You've just gifted me 15k.
11:10No, that's not for you, it's for Jacob.
11:15You are.
11:17Why didn't you put it in his name?
11:19Well, you saw the way he reacted.
11:21If he found out that I was siphoning money, dodging the tax man...
11:27Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, is this illegal?
11:29Technically, I'm only allowed to give £3,000 a year.
11:36Right.
11:37So why is there 15 in an account in my name?
11:40Because if anything should happen, you could give it to Jacob.
11:45How could you do this behind me back?
11:48Do you know if I hadn't found that letter, what would you have done with it?
11:52Burnt it.
11:54I'd have told you.
11:55When, Eric?
11:57From beyond the grave?
11:59What would you have done?
12:00Spelt it out in a Ouija board.
12:01Do you know what?
12:02I cannot even look at you right now.
12:05You sneaky underhand snake.
12:12Things got out of hand yesterday.
12:15Let me guess, you're now here to ask for your job back?
12:18I shouldn't have spouted all that stuff.
12:20No.
12:21No, you shouldn't have.
12:23But we have been here before, haven't we?
12:26The only difference is this time you have successfully freed yourselves from the shackles of employment.
12:33You are?
12:33To be honest, I'm not even sure whether we need a gamekeeper.
12:38To be quite frank, you were a financial burden, a surplus to requirements.
12:44Well, that's rubbish.
12:45You can't just let porches run amok.
12:47No, no.
12:48This is the age of technology.
12:49They have camera traps, drones.
12:52There is a myriad of technology that makes little old you rather redundant.
12:59So what?
13:00That's it.
13:01I'm sacked.
13:03No, no, no.
13:05You quit, which means no severance pay.
13:15However, I'm not a vengeful man, and as you know, I'm a big fan of charity.
13:22What's up, mate?
13:24You can have your job back.
13:26Lucky for you, you still have your advance you need to pay back.
13:28Sam?
13:34I'll see you tomorrow.
13:35Don't be late.
13:41Okay, what was all that about?
13:45Just making him sing for his supper.
13:47If you want to play cat and mouse, find some other target.
13:50And you didn't hear the things he said about me.
13:52Sam and Lydia are extended family, and they'll be treated as such.
13:56And what's all this about in advance?
14:01So how much damage we're talking?
14:04A grand.
14:07You ran off your cat for a grand?
14:08No, we're not right.
14:09No, I told you, with downsizing, this, it just, it sped things up.
14:13Well, why not go through the insurance?
14:15Cos, I forgot to renew.
14:17You forgot?
14:18I've kind of had other things on my mind, like driving my daughter to hospital to see a boyfriend on life support.
14:23Yeah, but...
14:23What's with all the questions?
14:25I screwed up, okay?
14:28Right, I'll take a look, see what I can do.
14:31Do?
14:31The car.
14:33Tell him to bring it round to me.
14:35No, he's already taken it in.
14:37No wonder you're being fleeced.
14:39Why didn't you come to me?
14:40Because for once, just once, I wanted to sort something out of my own.
14:43Is that so difficult to understand?
14:45Are you sure that's all there is to this?
14:51Sorry, is that not enough? I've committed a crime. I've racked up a grand's worth of damn sorry.
14:56That's not dramatic enough for you.
14:57All right.
14:58Just calm down. Nobody's died.
15:00We sold the car now anyway. So this time tomorrow I'll be out of the hole. It's sorted.
15:04So it's all sorted then?
15:10Joe toyed with him a little.
15:13Well, as long as he's got his job back, that's all I care about.
15:16Oh, he told me about Jason Donovan. The tickets.
15:21It was meant to be tonight.
15:23You must be so disappointed.
15:25I think gutted is the word.
15:27Sam had it all planned out. He was going to put them in an envelope with,
15:30especially for you, on the front and sealed with a kiss on the back.
15:34Oh.
15:35I know. Tacky. But sweet, eh?
15:38Anyhow, it's probably for the best.
15:41If that had been Neil Diamond, I'd have put a hit on those scammers.
15:45Oh, I don't have time to be worrying about them. I've got enough on me mind.
15:48Oh.
15:49It's Christmas fair. It's a right mess. And it's going to take hours to get it back on track.
15:54We've sold hardly any tickets. Nothing's organised. And the only act we've got is Bob.
15:58Bob?
15:59I know. Well, we don't have any money.
16:02Which brings me to the raffle. Now, I know you said...
16:06Let's see what we can find, shall we?
16:08Oh, bless you.
16:10Now, I don't want to put too much pressure on you,
16:13but anything that you can do to sprinkle some Kim Tate magic.
16:19Well, how about a bottle of wine?
16:22Wine?
16:24Well, it is for a kids' charity.
16:26Yeah, but the raffle's for adults, presumably.
16:30I suppose so.
16:31Oh. There you go, then.
16:33Ta.
16:34Don't mention it.
16:36Right, well, erm...
16:37I'd best be getting off.
16:39Thanks again.
16:39Okay.
16:40So, why don't you put your feet up and put the kettle on?
16:49You're not joining me, then?
17:03I will. I'm just going to grab the recipe, and then I'll be home.
17:07Oh, home. Is that what you're calling it?
17:10Sorry, I didn't mean it to sell.
17:11No, no. I like it. No more sorries.
17:14Hey.
17:26I do not appreciate threats from your in-bred family.
17:30I've shut Cain down.
17:31Well, you better have, because that quote I gave you is a limited offer.
17:35It will go up the longer I have to wait.
17:37So, if I were you, I would pay up, and I would pay up now.
17:55That was sick. We've got to do this again sometime.
17:58Yeah. Have you ever seen a shark later?
18:00That is well wicked. You'd love that.
18:02No, I am not watching that with you again.
18:04He's well picky.
18:05All right, okay, how about shark inside?
18:07No, no, no, no, six-headed shark attack.
18:09That's the best.
18:10How many times, Cami, okay? Nothing with sharks in it.
18:13Fine.
18:14Now I'm again in there.
18:15And I've got it on Blu-ray.
18:18In a bit, losers.
18:20Bye, Cami.
18:21Get out.
18:22What's he like, eh?
18:28He told me what was going to happen in every scene.
18:30Yeah, well, that's Cami for you.
18:32Well, what about next time, just you and me?
18:35Oh, you fancy doing it again, then?
18:37Yeah, it was fun.
18:38Oh, in the meantime, I've got a little gift.
18:41A copy of A Christmas Carol.
18:43I thought you could, you know, read it by tomorrow and tell me what you think.
18:46The whole thing?
18:48Yeah, it's really thin, you know, only takes a couple of hours.
18:51Less time than Die Hard.
18:53Really?
18:55It's got, look, it's my copy as well.
18:57Oh?
18:58This book belongs to Lewis Barton.
18:59Ah-ha!
19:04Is that it?
19:05Tell me about it.
19:06It's in Pollard's for a fiver.
19:09Main thing is, you got your job back.
19:11Oh, should have seen Joe.
19:14Watching me grovel here.
19:15He loved it.
19:16Calling me a charity case.
19:18He did what?
19:20Told you, they're as bad as your chubby.
19:22Nothing surprises me when it comes to him.
19:24But Kim, she's all smiles one day saying she sees us like family.
19:28Yeah.
19:29Family you take the mick out of.
19:31Family you palm cheap booze off on.
19:33They love it.
19:35Watching us scrabbling around for pennies.
19:38Spending more on epoxy lunch than we spend on coffee.
19:40On grub in a month.
19:43Family don't do that.
19:45No.
19:46They don't.
19:48Twenty thousand?
19:50We don't have that sort of money.
19:51That's why we need to sell the car.
19:53Where are we supposed to get the rest?
19:54Like I said, I've been looking at loans.
19:56Oh, Marlon, do you really think they'll give us one?
19:58We're already up to our eyes in debt.
20:00My trial cost enough and all those weeks that April was missing.
20:03No, we've got to be realistic.
20:05Then we have to find some other way.
20:07Please.
20:08I need you to be with me on this.
20:10What's to stop Ray from putting the rug from under us, eh?
20:12Taking the twenty thousand and then continuing with the threats.
20:16He's hardly a man of his word.
20:17Nothing.
20:18Absolutely nothing.
20:19But if there's any way of ending this, this hell, then we've got to at least try.
20:27And he swears, does he?
20:29That it will all be over.
20:30Twenty thousand pounds.
20:32No more debt.
20:33No more intimidation.
20:35That's what he says.
20:37Then we just have to hope that he sticks to his word, eh?
20:49Oh, I could get used to this.
20:52Days off.
20:54Getting pampered.
20:56It should be a regular thing.
20:58Hmm.
21:00Yeah?
21:01Hmm.
21:04Oh.
21:05Oh.
21:06Oh.
21:10Em calling.
21:11Hmm.
21:12Who are you?
21:13James Bond?
21:14I wish.
21:15Nightmare customer.
21:17You're not going to get it?
21:18Nah.
21:19Let him wait.
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