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00:00I suggest that this meeting is adjourned, while we regroup.
00:20His name's Barclay Pierre Dupont. He's a grade 10, works in logistics.
00:23Family.
00:24Ex-wife and teenage child.
00:25Bring them in, put them in an interview room. I want his file on my screen by the time I get downstairs.
00:30Kate Lethbridge-Stewart.
00:33Yeah, and now I book your taxis.
00:36Sit down.
00:39We weren't expecting this, obviously.
00:42Me either.
00:43So help me understand, out of nearly 8 billion humans on this planet, why do Homo Aqua want you as ambassador?
00:50I don't know.
00:51What communications have you had with Homo Aqua prior to today?
00:54None. Never.
00:57I mean, I had a goldfish once, is that relevant?
00:59This isn't a joke, Mr. Dupont.
01:00I'm not joking.
01:01He was called Simon.
01:04Right now, a team of experts are trawling through every detail of your private life.
01:08Every text message, every email, every photo, everyone you've ever met.
01:13Barclay Pierre Dupont, born 151182. Get me his immediate family.
01:16Yes, ma'am.
01:17Parents deceased. Married Barbara Numai, June 2003. Divorced November 2022. Split was amicable.
01:25Whatever he's done, we're not part of it. We're not even together.
01:29No, no, no.
01:30Sit down, sit down.
01:32Teenage child, Kirby, 16, lives with a mother studying A-levels.
01:36Seize all devices and bring them in professionally, right now.
01:38My family have got nothing to do with this.
01:41They don't even know I'm here. I never asked for this to happen.
01:44Okay?
01:46But I do want to help.
01:47And the thing is...
01:51Meet me.
01:53I'm alright?
01:55Well...
01:56Am I right?
02:00The first day of H2O diplomacy has concluded with an abrupt change of ambassador.
02:06Sir Jonathan Hines has made no comment over his dismissal,
02:09and the identity of the new ambassador has been suppressed.
02:13This man is the most important person on the planet.
02:16Don't we have a right to know who he is?
02:18We cannot allow a foreign species to dictate our diplomacy process.
02:22This is dangerous.
02:29Prime Minister.
02:30The H2O committee will not allow a random civilian to represent them.
02:32Okay, you're to go back in our room and tell him.
02:35We choose our ambassador, and the committee's decision is final.
02:39I do it myself, but...
02:40It doesn't look good, does it, if I'm the one in there when war breaks out?
02:43Not when you can blame unit.
02:45Sorry.
02:46That's not what I meant.
02:49But maybe it's better woman to woman.
02:51If that's what she is.
02:52Is that what she is?
02:53Not for...
02:55Please, Kate.
02:57We're relying on you.
02:58Thank you for this unscheduled consultation.
03:06I am Kate Lethbridge-Stewart, Commander-in-Chief of the Unified Intelligence Task Force and representative of the H2O committee.
03:14The committee has requested urgent action regarding the role of human ambassador.
03:18Rather than appoint this civilian, they request that you trust in our original candidate.
03:25You talk of trust.
03:28While meeting in secret.
03:31In the dark.
03:33We would hear from the ambassador.
03:36Mr. DuPont is unprepared.
03:38We would hear from the ambassador.
03:53Come closer.
03:54Hello.
03:55Do you have a name?
03:56Is that a thing?
03:57Because...
03:58I'm Barclay.
03:59It's Scottish.
04:00Well, my...
04:01My grammar's...
04:02Scottish.
04:03My grammar's...
04:04Scottish.
04:05My grammar's...
04:06Scottish.
04:07My grammar's...
04:08Scottish.
04:09My title will not translate.
04:11But you...
04:12May call me Salt.
04:13Salt.
04:14I...
04:15I...
04:16I...
04:17I...
04:18I...
04:31I...
04:32I...
04:35Listen.
04:36I'm just a regular guy.
04:38I work in an office.
04:39I don't know about diplomacy or politics.
04:41I don't even have a decent suit.
04:43He chose you for your humanity and compassion.
04:46Not your expertise.
04:48Your leaders would replace you.
04:51But what do you want?
04:53I'm fine with whatever they decide.
04:56No.
04:57What do you really think?
05:02I think...
05:06This process is about everybody, right?
05:08The whole world.
05:10It's not just Prime Ministers and Presidents.
05:12It's real people, like me.
05:14Who worry about their bills.
05:16And their kids. I mean, I'm a nobody.
05:18I get it, but I think...
05:21At least time, people like me had more of a voice.
05:24We hear you.
05:27Ambassador.
05:30It is decided.
05:32Your request has been heard...
05:34And denied.
05:36Barclay will be present at dawn tomorrow.
05:39Or negotiations will end.
05:45Where are you taking me?
05:47Huh?
05:48What about my family?
05:50Please, I don't want to be shot.
05:52No, no, no, no, no.
05:54Are you going to kill me?
05:59I forgot my gun.
06:03Really?
06:04No.
06:05Ah.
06:06Look, look, look, look.
06:08I'm not a spy.
06:09Or a collaborator.
06:10And I wasn't disrespecting anyone, if that's how it sounded.
06:12Alright?
06:13My mouth, it just goes an autopilot.
06:15I mean, the same thing happened when I proposed to my ex.
06:17It took me about 20 minutes to get to the ring.
06:19Barclay.
06:20I need someone I can work with.
06:22Well, yeah.
06:25Of course you do, yeah.
06:27And I think I can work with you.
06:34Well, hang on.
06:35I mean, about five minutes ago, you were trying to get rid of me.
06:38I have to tread carefully.
06:39But all unit wants is a peaceful settlement.
06:42But there are levels and levels of politics at play here.
06:45International rivalries that go way back.
06:48Truth is, I've spent my whole life fighting for this planet.
06:52Now, with your help, I get to build a better world for everyone.
06:58I don't want to let you down.
06:59I mean, I keep thinking about the time I mixed up the taxis and you ended up in...
07:03Sklaut, I remember.
07:05But Homo Aqua chose you for a reason.
07:08And I'm prepared to give you a chance.
07:11Okay.
07:16So what happens now?
07:18Now.
07:20Your life changes.
07:28The passengers transport now arriving at Diplomatic Hotel.
07:30Clear the corridors.
07:33The passengers transport.
07:35The passengers transport.
07:36The passengers transport.
07:37The passengers transport.
07:38The passengers transport.
07:40The passengers transport.
07:42The passengers transport.
07:43The passengers transport.
07:45Security protocols.
07:46All delegates and Diplomatic staff will be relocated for their own safety.
07:48Alright.
07:49But for how long?
07:50What about my family?
07:51Can I call them?
07:52Buckley!
07:53Dad.
07:54Hey, hey.
07:55What the hell's going on?
07:56I know.
07:57I know.
07:58I know.
07:59I know.
08:00I know.
08:01We hear you.
08:03That's what she said to him.
08:04We.
08:05And if that's true, how is she communicating with her people?
08:07Maybe she's wearing an implant.
08:08Well, they could have shared consciousness.
08:10Or some kind of mycorrhizal network.
08:11Maybe they've mastered sound in a way we don't understand.
08:14Using frequencies we can't even air.
08:16Like Mariah Carey.
08:18I noticed something earlier when Sir Jonathan presented the flower.
08:22Everyone focused on her.
08:23But look.
08:24The exact moment she inhales, they all do it.
08:32Even the ones in the water.
08:35She's softening her language.
08:37She used sarcasm.
08:39Like she's learning, adapting.
08:41They want an everyman as ambassador.
08:43But is that what she is?
08:44Because she's extraordinary.
08:45Those remains are en route to the lab.
08:48And the H2O committee are kicking off.
08:50They want to see you.
08:52So we're just accepting her choice of ambassador?
08:54What if it's not up to her?
08:56Their race has survived under the sea for millennia
08:59with centuries of social, evolutionary and technological advantage.
09:02She's running this show.
09:04Whether we like it or not.
09:14Evening.
09:15Didn't think you were in tonight.
09:17I volunteered.
09:18Didn't want to miss this.
09:19Let's prep one for imaging.
09:21Mm-hmm.
09:22Careful.
09:32We'll take tissue samples.
09:34Prep some slides.
09:42You...
09:43You work in admin!
09:44You're not ambassador!
09:46You couldn't even finish your wedding speech!
09:48Only because your dad spilled wine all over it.
09:50On purpose!
09:51So you're literally the person they're talking about on TV.
09:53Like all the time!
09:54Yeah, but you can't say a word not to anyone.
09:56Who are we going to tell?
09:57We're prisoners!
09:58But Dad is famous!
09:59Okay, just look at the bright side.
10:00Look at the view.
10:01It's nice.
10:02And this room is amazing, isn't it?
10:03It's huge.
10:04Am I the only person living in the real world right now?
10:06What about work?
10:07And school?
10:08Kirby's got that coach trip on Thursday.
10:10A coach trip?
10:11Yeah.
10:12Oh, I'm glad you've got your priorities in order.
10:14Never mind the massive international crises.
10:16No, I'm not sure the minibar's included.
10:18Sue me.
10:19So, if you're an ambassador, does that mean you get to make, like, actual decisions?
10:24No, God, no.
10:25They've got, like, this whole committee who writes everything that's a policy.
10:28I just have to read it out.
10:29But then, like, why are you?
10:31I don't know.
10:32She just chose me.
10:33What's she like?
10:35Well...
10:36I mean, she's kind of like us.
10:38But she's...
10:39Like, I don't know.
10:43She's beautiful.
10:44Beautiful?
10:45Yeah.
10:46She's a fish?
10:47She's not a fish.
10:48She's not a fish and she's not a person.
10:49She's something else.
10:50Anyway, I'm not even supposed to be talking about this.
10:52Convenient.
10:53Barbara, do you really think I asked for this?
10:55I have no idea.
10:56Because it turns out my ex-husband, who can't even assemble flat pack furniture,
11:00is a secret agent who lied about his job and is now saving the world.
11:04So, excuse me if I have questions.
11:06I'm making the most of this massive bath.
11:23We're putting an enormous amount of pressure on one man.
11:35I hope he's up to it.
11:37My father taught me to rely on instinct over intel.
11:44Trust my God.
11:46He'd say,
11:48He sounds very wise, your dad.
11:49He is.
11:50You should meet him.
11:51Hmm.
11:52What does your instinct say?
11:53I've seen ordinary people achieve extraordinary things.
11:55But they're usually traveling with the doctor.
11:57And Barclay has you by his side.
12:04The oceans cover 71% of this planet's surface.
12:07The human race is quite literally surrounded.
12:09And if it comes to war,
12:10I wonder if we even stand a chance.
12:12You know what?
12:13You know how many things.
12:14But they're usually traveling with the doctor.
12:15And Barclay has you by his side.
12:25The oceans cover 71% of this planet's surface.
12:29The human race is quite literally surrounded.
12:32And if it comes to war,
12:35I wonder if we even stand a chance.
12:39Let me take your mind off it.
12:49Are those tissue samples ready?
12:51Yep. Two seconds.
13:05You're late.
13:30Your citizenship is approved.
13:33Welcome to Britain.
13:35What about my mother?
13:39Hey!
13:40What about my mother?
13:50Thanks, Maria.
13:51Hello, darling.
13:52Can't stop.
13:53The gallery opens Friday and Sue's got Covid.
13:55It's been chaos.
13:56Filming later.
13:57Yep. Oh, your guest.
13:58They're waiting in the burning room.
14:01General, sorry to keep you.
14:03Hey, take your time.
14:04Look at this spread.
14:05Homo aqua tissue samples.
14:07Know thine enemy.
14:10Oh, I haven't eaten all day.
14:13We know what they're going to ask for, right?
14:15What do we do?
14:16Don't worry.
14:17Leave the fish to us.
14:18Leave the fish to us.
14:19It'll be the death of the energy industry.
14:20Of your livelihood.
14:21We've run simulations.
14:23Look at the impact of wars and the pandemic on Western economies and multiply that by a hundred.
14:29We'll be sliding into recession.
14:31Public are already panicked.
14:32My mother was in the bank today and take her account.
14:35Yeah?
14:36Which one?
14:38The president's sole focus is to protect the stability of the US economy.
14:42And mine is to protect my companies.
14:46That's what we hoped he'd say.
14:47But with the unit running the diplomacy, there's constant opposition.
14:50Hmm.
14:51Kate Lethbridge-Stewart has influence.
14:54With the H2O committee.
14:56And with your prime minister.
14:58Not to worry.
14:59Harry's attentions are divided at the moment.
15:02And he always listens to his biggest donor.
15:05Good.
15:07We'll need you outside.
15:08We'll be brief.
15:09Oh, you had me at recession.
15:28Oh, shhhhhh.
15:38How's he on the news?
15:40He's supposed to be a secret.
15:42The H2O diplomacy committee are denying all interview requests.
15:46The only thing we do know about Barclay-Pierre Dupont, our new ambassador, is that the world is watching.
15:52Copy that. The route is clear. The route is clear.
15:55Go on, Dad.
15:59Morning, Colonel.
16:00Mrs. Bingham.
16:01Commander.
16:02What do we know about the leak?
16:03The photo was emailed to the press by an anonymous source.
16:06Except, I've cross-matched the image with CCTV from the hotel.
16:11The photographer was General Dominique de Solier, the French representative.
16:15Celle Suprise.
16:16She's been undermining NATO since she first drew breath.
16:19And if she discredits units, she gets more influence over the H2O committee.
16:23Get the French ambassador on the phone.
16:24I'm in the mood for a bollocking.
16:26The press association is still demanding access to the hall.
16:28I'm not sure we want to get them offside.
16:30Fine, let them in.
16:31But no live TV.
16:32Fifty people maximum.
16:33And anyone who steps out of line gets barred.
16:35I'm sorry, General Dussoli.
16:36Your access to the hall has been revolved.
16:37Come with us, please.
16:38It's inadmissible.
16:39You can't refuse to enter.
16:40Just stick to the text on your screen and you'll be fine.
16:47Keep your body language and your vocal tone mutual at all times.
16:48No crossed arms, no raised voice.
16:49No sign of aggression or impatience.
16:50Everything you say or do or think has to come through us.
16:51What's the point of being unbashed if all I'm doing is reading?
16:52There is a team of 43 people working around the clock on this document.
16:54UN diplomats and wartime negotiators vetting every last syllable.
16:56Prime Ministers, Presidents, Royalty.
16:57Frankly, it's a miracle we got past the contents page.
16:58You cannot go rogue.
16:59Are we ready?
17:00We're all behind you.
17:01Well, yeah, literally.
17:02I'm the one standing up there.
17:03You can do this.
17:04I can't stop shaking.
17:07I can't stop shaking.
17:29Tell the press no camera flashes and keep an eye on Barclay's obs.
17:47Low pressure 138 over 90.
17:49Bit high.
17:50Pulse is 82 and steady.
17:52Is Downing Street on line?
17:54Prime Minister?
17:55Yes, we're here.
17:56All right.
17:57Good luck, everyone.
17:58Mrs Bingham.
18:01Golden seals.
18:23Ambassador, are you okay?
18:25Ambassador?
18:26Barclay?
18:27Hmm?
18:28Yeah? Oh, sorry.
18:29Yes, yes, yes.
18:30I'm here.
18:31Yes, ma'am.
18:32Hello again.
18:33That's not scripted.
18:34Barclay.
18:35Sorry.
18:36I bid you welcome, Ambassador.
18:37Yes, ma'am.
18:38Yes, ma'am.
18:39Yes, ma'am.
18:40Yes, ma'am.
18:41Yes, ma'am.
18:42Yes, ma'am.
18:43I'll—
18:44Yes, ma'am.
18:45Yes, ma'am.
18:46Yes, ma'am.
18:47Yes, ma'am.
18:48Yes, ma'am.
18:49Yes, ma'am.
18:52Yes, ma'am.
18:53Yes, ma'am.
18:54Yes, ma'am.
18:55Yes, ma'am.
18:56Hello again.
18:57That's not scripted.
18:58δια 30, huxed.
18:59Barclay?
19:00Sorry.
19:01I bid you welcome, Ambassador, and bring to session this diplomatic congress.
19:09On behalf of all nations, I would like to say how sorry I am about your children.
19:15Are you a parent?
19:17Yes. Yes, he's a parent. Teenage child, Kirby. Clark, you just say yes.
19:22Yes. I can't imagine what that was like for you.
19:26Your apology is appreciated.
19:29Now back to the text, please.
19:31We begin today by hearing proposals to formalise our peace treaty.
19:34But first, we request a glass of water.
19:42Um, is that coming?
19:47Water from the river.
19:51From the river?
19:52What? They drink river water?
19:54Barclay, read the screen.
19:57We will arrange that immediately.
20:01Go, go, go, go!
20:06Move, move, move, move, move!
20:09If Akka returns the agenda, we'd like...
20:16We will wait.
20:18Okay.
20:20Oh, okay.
20:21They said, okay.
20:23Keep your eyes on the water.
20:34Don't turn your back.
20:35Not for one second.
20:36Okay.
20:36Okay.
20:36The glass requires decontamination.
20:58Shall I place it in the airlock?
20:59The water is not for us.
21:02It is for you.
21:06Sorry, sorry, I don't understand.
21:09You will drink it.
21:10Hold on, Barkley, get me intel on that water.
21:13You will drink.
21:20Just, like, actually drink it?
21:23E. coli is guaranteed.
21:25Dysentery, meningitis and legionnaire's disease.
21:27Barkley, do not drink the water.
21:29What do I say?
21:30Stand by.
21:36Um, with respect, I am unable to drink this.
21:41Why?
21:43The water is contaminated.
21:44Why?
21:45She knows why.
21:46Skip to 16, paragraph 12.
21:49We're aware of the current pollution crisis, and I've been...
21:51These are the words of a politician.
21:54Vetted and craven and hollow.
21:57You would answer.
21:59Barkley, stick to the script.
22:02Barkley, ambassador, refer to your screen.
22:04Why?
22:17Barkley, no.
22:20Because we were stupid.
22:23That's the truth of it.
22:27And the whole planet's going to hell right now because we didn't understand the consequences.
22:32But now you do.
22:34Yeah.
22:35Yeah, now we do.
22:36This is too risky.
22:38No, Wade.
22:39Still, every day, water companies are pumping poison and sewage into our rivers and oceans,
22:42all the while dishing out bonuses to their bosses.
22:44And the thing is, we are letting them get away with it.
22:48We're just sat at home, flicking through our phones, making tea, thinking it's someone else's problem.
22:51But it's not.
22:52This is my fault.
22:53We all played our part.
22:55Now we have to help fix it.
22:56And the thing is, our kids know this.
22:59Our kids.
23:01They're way ahead of us.
23:03Why aren't we listening?
23:07Today's the day we stop.
23:14I think you are my favorite human.
23:17Oh, I feel amazing.
23:43I'm sorry, but I do.
23:45It's like I want to run.
23:47I just want to run for my...
23:48There's so much energy right there.
23:50What?
23:51You're ridiculous.
23:52You know, I was thinking about you today.
23:54When I was standing up there, like a lemon, I was thinking about all those things you told me, you and your hippie mates.
23:59They're not hippies, and that's not even a word anymore.
24:01Well, I just wish that I'd listen sooner.
24:04But I'm listening now.
24:06I promise you.
24:06Who even are you?
24:08I don't know, but I like it.
24:10You're on telly again.
24:11You're always on telly, aren't you?
24:13They're calling you passionate.
24:14Passionate?
24:15That's me.
24:15You haven't been passionate since Christmas 2010.
24:18Oh, I need a treat.
24:22Here.
24:23It tastes better than river water.
24:26Do you know it just hit me?
24:27Just now.
24:29This is history in the making.
24:31Right now.
24:32And I'm part of it.
24:34I'm a historical figure.
24:35It's crazy, isn't it?
24:36Okay.
24:38So what's she like then?
24:40Your fishy ambassador?
24:44Are you jealous?
24:45Please.
24:46She is.
24:46You're jealous.
24:49Can we order for room service now?
24:51Sure.
24:53I'll have the fish.
24:56The H2O Committee have prepped new models for environmental regulation.
24:59The Greens have been trying to achieve these targets for decades.
25:02That time frame will be a challenge.
25:03The H2O Committee consulting with industry on that.
25:06Moving on, the French Consulate have lost an official complaint over General de Solier's removal from the hall.
25:12They want to reinstate it.
25:13Tough, they've seen the evidence.
25:14She's denying it, and she has influence.
25:17I think it would be dangerous to shut her out.
25:19Fine.
25:19Fine.
25:20We've got bigger problems.
25:21Meanwhile, we've been debating communication theories how the Homo aqua ambassador is able to send and receive information seemingly instantaneously.
25:28Yeah, we're looking into oceanic mycelium networks.
25:31Mycelium?
25:31That's the mushrooms.
25:32Mushrooms are the reproductive organs of mycelium networks.
25:35Wait, I'm eating reproductive organs on my toes.
25:37Mycelium networks are the fungal threads, believed to connect individual plants and trees to share and recycle vital minerals.
25:43A lot of these theories are debatable.
25:45Yes, I know.
25:46But if algae and fungi interact in a similar way when in water, or if water itself forms some kind of network, Homo aqua, amphibia, grandis, all these species could potentially be interconnected.
25:57Like a hive mind?
25:58What if the pearl is their connection point?
26:01Or filter.
26:02They're so far ahead of us, it's difficult to comprehend.
26:05We're literally children playing guessing games.
26:32What if the pearl is going to be?
26:36What if it's going to be?
26:38What if it's going to be?
26:41Good to sleep.
26:53I just read your big speech again.
26:55Hmm.
26:57It's more of a ramble.
26:58made me
27:01made me proud though
27:03really?
27:06but
27:07with all the attention
27:09are you going to be safe doing this?
27:13yeah of course
27:13promise? yes
27:15promise
27:17they're moving you out of here tomorrow
27:22putting you in a proper safe house
27:24away from all this
27:25okay
27:26I'd rather stay here with you
27:30whole world's changing dad
27:32maybe it needed to
27:35maybe it's for the best
27:56your family will be moved to a safe house this morning
28:05we're separating civilians from diplomatic staff
28:07oh look how's the MFO going?
28:08I'm sorry we're here all day
28:09Buckley High, Rosemary Hunt, nice suits
28:11but what can you tell us about Homo Aquis demands?
28:14how confident are you
28:15that we can achieve what they want?
28:16how are you coping under the pressure?
28:18what happens if you mess this up?
28:20text on screen please
28:30text on screen please
28:44once again I bid you welcome
28:48and bring to session this diplomatic congress
28:51world leaders have consulted with climate scientists
28:55and private enterprise on the subject of ocean pollution
28:57we can guarantee a 50% reduction by 2065
29:03further reduction will then be exponential
29:052065
29:06correct
29:0850%
29:10yes
29:11explain
29:14it will take time to raise the finance and resources to tackle the problem
29:21but world governments are committed to making it a priority
29:2440 years
29:25yes sir
29:27this is unacceptable
29:30an operation of this scale will stretch our resources to their limits
29:33we regret we cannot guarantee a significant reduction of ocean pollution in a shorter time frame
29:39so this is your final offer
29:44you've waited millions of years beneath the ocean
29:47now we are asking for just 40 more years to reset
29:52to give you what you want
29:54you are asking
29:55for 15,000 revolutions of the sun
30:01when scores of us are dying every day
30:05should we wait
30:07while your engines deafen us
30:10while your trawlers ravage our home
30:14while we choke
30:16on your plastic
30:18and sewage
30:20we cannot hear
30:22or see
30:24or breathe
30:26so tell me
30:28why we should live
30:30like this
30:32for just one day longer
30:34i'm sorry
30:37i'm so sorry
30:38i believe that you are sorry
30:42but are your leaders
30:45the world is united
30:48in its desire for meaningful change
30:50do they wish
30:55that they could achieve this sooner
30:58yes of course
31:01do they want
31:04to accelerate this process
31:07we are committed to undoing the damage
31:11we've inflicted on our planet
31:12how committed
31:13it is our greatest desire
31:17then we shall grant it
31:23sorry what do you mean
31:30your greatest desire
31:32is happening
31:34yes
31:37yes
31:38it is
31:43yes
31:45you
31:45yes
31:46yes
31:48yes
31:58yes
31:59yes
32:00yes
32:00yes
32:01yes
32:01what's happening i don't know
32:06do you hear that is it a storm
32:11that's no storm
32:15it's plastic mum mum oh my god
32:22turn the car around
32:30it's happening everywhere all at once the plastic is coming out the oceans into our cities
32:44it's not just the oceans it's coming out the thames out the nile the hudson
32:47lock down the building get everyone to the lower levels
32:50keep going we need to leave right now come on
32:58now you have to stop we are cleaning up your mess
33:07oh wait wait wait wait you okay
33:12sparkly what's happening
33:14they're cleaning up the ocean the plastic the pollution all of it they're giving it back
33:18but we're in a car it's chaos
33:19what you're outside
33:20we can't get to the safe house we can't cross the river
33:22just come to the hall turn the driver it's imperial house
33:27imperial house can you take us to imperial house
33:30you can't be listening to me we have to run through it i need to help the driver see no don't look at him listen get out and run in there and find your dad i'll be right behind you
33:49promise me just run i promise
34:02hey can you hear me
34:13i'm so sorry
34:18where are you
34:30we're here
34:30we're here
34:31by kirby they're outside
34:32kirby
34:43coming in from all over the world from dozens of major cities
35:10all across manhattan the sky is raining plastic
35:15all across manhattan the sky is raining plastic
35:15all across manhattan the sky is raining plastic
35:19this is a threat
35:21the streets are not safe everyone should stay indoors do not go outside
35:26they're declaring war
35:31114 years after she began her maiden voyage the titanic has finally reached her destination just one of the impossible sites of the streets of new york today streets that are now unrecognizable
35:38world leaders have called for calm as the cleanup operation begins
35:45major cities around the world remain paralyzed with a damaged bill in the hundreds of billions
35:52former albium party leader felix gladstock has branded storm h2o as a call to arms
35:56every citizen of this planet is now at war it is time to unite against the common enemy
36:03homo aqua
36:07we would hear from the
36:35the
36:38the
36:42the
36:44the
36:45the
36:49the
36:54the
36:56the
36:58But your actions have jeopardized the diplomatic process
37:02Humanity wants a peaceful settlement not war
37:05This war began a long time ago, and it was started by you
37:11Now we have simply returned. What is yours?
37:22There's words here I'm supposed to say but the fact is you're cleverer than we are. That's obvious. He's off scripts again
37:27This is like working with the doctor that I understand why you did this really I do but it was a mistake
37:34People were hurt
37:36My family were out there and they could have died
37:40Now things are worse. We're scared
37:43When humans are scared they do terrible things are you threatening us no no no no no definitely not no I'm sorry
37:49I'm sorry. No, I'm not enough Berkeley. I mean it or God help me. I'll come down there get back to the text
37:57The United Nations of the earth demand an armistice agreement with immediate effect for the duration of these talks to safeguard humanity
38:06And protect a path towards a long-term peace
38:10There will be three conditions
38:13One that pollution of oceans and waterways ceases with immediate effect
38:18You're expecting this addendum to paragraph one world governments are working with industry on urgent solutions to this crisis our second requirement
38:26Is formal designation of borders prepare for that, too? Okay. This is good
38:31We are happy to consider large areas of all seas that are exclusive to homo aqua areas are not acceptable to us
38:39We require all water
38:42What does she mean clarify that sorry all water the entirety of all oceans and waterways?
38:49Sorry, excuse me. We're an island nation. Are we permitted passage across the oceans no?
38:55The human race evolved to live on land
38:59Not in the waters or the sky
39:01She said sky
39:02Do you want the skies now you live in the ocean the skies are not your concern the air above the ocean is the ocean
39:11This is our space are you seeking to ground all air transport transport?
39:17Over land is your concern
39:20Transport across water will not be permitted
39:22But that's ridiculous
39:24Barclay you're losing control
39:25Trade between continents is an essential function of the modern world
39:28Yes, our continent relies on food imports
39:31We will take questions from the ambassador
39:33Barclay, there's no prep for this. We don't have responses
39:35You are amphibian. You don't own this guy. You cannot stab our people
39:39We will take questions from the ambassador
39:41You're holding us hostage
39:42What about the channel tunnel?
39:43The world cannot function without cross-continental travel
39:46How dare you
39:47How dare you come in here and dictate the future of the human race
39:51You are condemning developing countries to death
39:53No!
39:54No!
39:56we will take questions from the ambassador only
40:07well voices changed her intonation is male never mind the voice
40:13look at him i'm getting spikes in testosterone cortisol and keto testosterone
40:18what so she's a man now i i don't know sorry
40:23they're sorry they're shut up
40:28shut down shut up
40:35how is she doing that incredible like i said people are scared they fear what they don't understand
40:53that don't mean to a thing
40:58well done monkey
41:02we need time
41:04these proposals aren't something we can solve in days or weeks or even months
41:12but while we negotiate we insist on a formal armistice to maintain peace between our species
41:19we have given two conditions for this armistice
41:23there is a third and it is simple
41:27we stand here in your rooms of concrete and steel and dust and light burning our eyes and our lungs
41:39and we will endure no more
41:42so our next meeting will be here
41:47we are
41:54but that's an ocean
41:56how are they doing this
41:57check those coordinates
41:58north of the equator just off the coast of west africa
42:02is it an island
42:03no
42:04they want to meet on a ship
42:05what's the third coordinate
42:06south west
42:07south west
42:08what's m
42:09barkley that's open water
42:10please clarify the third coordinate
42:12your metric unit for length and depth
42:16you would like us to meet
42:20underwater
42:21you talk of peace
42:23and equality
42:25so prove your commitment
42:27and meet us in our world
42:29romance trench
42:30one of the deepest waterways on the planet
42:3225,000 feet
42:33five miles down
42:34man submersibles have imploded in less than half that
42:37barkley don't agree to anything
42:39will you meet us barkley?
42:40at the bottom of the ocean?
42:42ok
42:47ok
42:49ok
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