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01:53two minutes. I'm old enough. I'm not a kid. No, look, you're not crossing lands on your own
01:58this time of night. I'm sorry, this is just how it is. I'm sorry.
02:06So, why are you with soldiers?
02:10Well, because sometimes with an oil spill, there might be arguments.
02:23Thanks. Sorry about this. Can't be helped, I suppose. You're doing a bloody job. Sorry, man. When are you back?
02:42Oh, I can't tell our texture. Surgeon's about the party. Who's there? Climb Cleese, yeah?
02:47Yeah, and Stanley. Yeah, well, he would be, wouldn't he?
02:50See you up.
02:55Sorry, the exit's a bit cross for me.
02:58You've broken so many rules.
03:00I know, and I want to say, um, I am sorry about Christmas.
03:05If you can't drink, don't.
03:07I checked. Apparently you're on board to replace someone called Roger Trevithick.
03:12He was on a mission in Scotland, so he made his replacement.
03:16Is that what he says?
03:17Yep.
03:20There's a thing about Roger Trevithick. Did that come from H.R.?
03:38How should I know?
03:39General.
03:40Sergeant Shacker, welcome aboard.
03:42And you are?
03:43Oh, Barclay, Pierre DuPont, sir. I'm Roger Trevithick's replacement.
03:47Oh, the civilian. Read and assess.
03:49No, I just wanted to say about Roger Trevithick. Did that come from H.R.?
03:52Look, Barclay, Pierre DuPont. Does that surname make you French?
03:55Uh, yeah, my father, sir.
03:56Trivia.
04:03Barclay.
04:04Oh.
04:06Hiya.
04:07Pierre Pinnett?
04:08Yeah.
04:09I'm replacing Roger Trevithick.
04:10Oh, my God, yeah.
04:12Okay, we arrive on Cabrera at 0900 local time.
04:16From there, we get taken to the island of Dragonera.
04:19The village is called Cala Escondida, designated prime location.
04:23There's a lot to take in, so I suggest you make a start.
04:31Oh, son.
04:37Wow.
05:00Amazing, isn't it?
05:03Mind blown.
05:04The thing about Roger Trevithick.
05:13I replaced him.
05:17Only one time, back in 2020.
05:18His wife was having a baby.
05:19It was premature and he had to rush off.
05:21And I just happened to be there.
05:22So all I had to do was answer his phone,
05:24which didn't even ring, and so that was that.
05:25But then I went on file as Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:29How was the baby?
05:30Yeah, the baby was fine.
05:30But the thing is, I just got stuck on the list in HR.
05:36Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:37I get, like, memos.
05:38I mean, there's one time I even got tickets to Japan,
05:40and I'd email him.
05:40I'd say, look, look, I'm not Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:44So?
05:45So I'm not Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:47Oh, great day.
05:51Day.
05:52You're day.
05:53Don't talk to me.
05:54And I didn't show you anything.
05:55Yeah, but what do I do?
05:57I work in transport.
05:58I just booked the taxis.
05:59All troops, as of now,
06:28the Mediterranean is hostile territory.
06:31I can't be young!
06:36The fire is coming!
06:39Village evacuated.
06:40Border established at 10 kilometers, sir.
06:42This entire coastline belongs to us.
06:44They hung it far away from the village like they were scared of.
07:11Even in death.
07:25Decontamination in progress.
07:29Decontamination in progress.
07:33Decontamination in progress.
07:37Decontamination in progress.
07:38General.
07:39General.
07:40Quite a sight, isn't it?
07:45Caught five kilometers off the coast.
07:50They shot it dead, but then thought they could make money out of it.
07:55Hold it up, the monster from the deep.
08:02We saw it online, declared it a hoax.
08:04Flew in from Madrid, sealed the place off.
08:06But it's quite a find.
08:08It's the first time we've seen one exactly like this.
08:12Mythology and superstition, we call them sea devils, but we're better than that now.
08:19Let's say, uh, Homo aqua.
08:23We think their species branched off from tenospondyls, which means the correct name is Homo spondylorectus.
08:29I say Homo aqua, because that's what it looks like.
08:33Do we have a sex?
08:35Difficult to say.
08:36The genitalia suggests reptilian cloaca, which is found on both male and female.
08:41What about the neck?
08:42Was there a pearl?
08:45Plain and simple.
08:48Nothing artificial.
08:50Calcium carbonate.
08:5260% tarragonite, 40% calcite.
08:55Then I suggest we return it to its rightful place.
09:02Every time you find a creature like this, we find a pearl.
09:05It might be simple decoration.
09:07Mankind has worn pearls ever since God knows when.
09:10But every pearl gets analyzed and we found nothing.
09:13No technology, no inscription.
09:15But still, it doesn't signify a caste or a belief or identity.
09:21The pearl is always located at the base of the throat actually embedded in the skin.
09:30We think it's placed there at birth.
09:33It goes back at least 2,000 years, sir, the use of pearls as jewelry.
09:38It's said Cleopatra removed her pearl earring, dissolved it in vinegar and drank it.
09:43In front of Mark Antony.
09:45Could be useful to file that.
09:47Ready for the deep scan?
09:49Yes, sir.
09:50Yes, sir.
09:51Corporal Morgan, you can join the team here and liaise with Sergeant Brock.
09:55Thank you, Miss Solo.
09:56I think your team could stand out.
09:57Yes, sir.
09:58Yes, Sergeant.
09:59Pass me down.
10:00I am.
10:01I'll bring in the case with you.
10:02Excuse me.
10:03I'll bring you.
10:04I'll bring you.
10:05Can we have it now?
10:06Oh.
10:07Oh.
10:09Oh.
10:10Oh.
10:12Oh.
10:13Oh.
10:15Oh.
10:16Oh.
10:18Charge him up.
10:46Coffee, sir.
10:47You are.
10:48Cheers.
10:57I just wonder what they're doing here.
10:59I mean, it's a pond.
11:00The Mediterranean.
11:01It's got no depth.
11:03January 2020, there was an avalanche, underwater, lasting two days off the west coast of Africa, spreading over 1,200 kilometers.
11:11Massive event.
11:13All hidden under the sea.
11:15You think it was them?
11:17Seven communications cables.
11:18Which I think is significant.
11:20They're waking up.
11:23Now the world is two-thirds water.
11:26It's us against them.
11:28Well, I think they heard that.
11:33What was that, sir?
11:34A translation pulse.
11:35We said hello.
11:36Well, I think they heard that.
11:37What was that, sir?
11:39What was that, sir?
11:40A translation pulse.
11:41We said hello.
11:42We said hello.
11:43We said hello.
11:44We said hello.
11:45We said hello.
11:46We said hello.
11:47We said hello.
11:48We said hello.
11:50We said hello.
11:51We said hello.
11:52We said hello.
11:56Hi, he said hello.
11:57Can we use our phones yet?
11:58Can we use our phones yet?
12:22No.
12:28No, no, no, it's a true story, that's why people die.
12:48Most common domestic accident, they fall downstairs, break their necks.
12:51So what are you supposed to do?
12:52Well you go like this, as you fall, you starfish, it jams you into the stairwell, you stop falling.
12:58But who is going to remember that, you're falling, you don't think, what do I do, what kind
13:03of fish?
13:04That's the point, no one remembers, so you die.
13:10Anyway, do you take sugar?
13:19No thanks.
13:20Whoa.
13:21What the?
13:22What?
13:23What the?
13:24What?
13:25What's all this?
13:26What's wrong?
13:27Muddy boots?
13:28Something's leaking bloody out.
13:29Careful.
13:30Is it chemicals?
13:31Whoa.
13:32Oh my God.
13:33What is it?
13:34I don't know.
13:36I don't know.
13:37Wait.
13:38I don't know.
13:39Wait.
13:40Wait.
13:41I don't know.
13:42Wait.
13:43Wait.
13:44Hold on to me.
13:45Come on.
13:46Get back.
13:47I can't.
13:48Get back.
13:49I can't.
13:50Oh no.
13:51Jesus.
13:52We need help.
13:53We need help.
13:54We need help.
13:56We need help.
13:57We need help.
13:58We need help.
14:20Oh my God.
14:23What's happened?
14:37We have to decontaminate, sir.
14:38But tell me what's happened.
14:39I'm sorry, sir, you'll be able to see once you...
14:41Captain, tell me what's happened!
14:42They're gone, sir.
14:44What do you mean?
14:46Everything's gone.
14:53Who was on duty?
14:59Corporal Morgan and Private Abdullah.
15:00Then where are they?
15:01And where's that thing?
15:03We were just seconds away.
15:05They can't have got far.
15:17Hold on.
15:18Keep the area clear.
15:19But they've stripped the place bare.
15:21Where did everything go?
15:22Who was on duty?
15:23Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah, please report your location.
15:26We can search the village, sir.
15:30Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah, please report.
15:39Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah.
15:42Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah, please report your location.
16:02Corporal Morgan,ibles Panic, please report your location.
16:06Corporal Morgan CARLримide, please report your location.
16:09Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah.
16:11Private Abdullah, please report your location on your home.
16:14Oh, pamięchau.
16:16What's that?
16:28Huh?
16:30What is that?
16:46It was 28.
16:50I wanted to say sorry you had to see that.
16:56You got the wrong one.
16:57That was your first death. I'm sorry.
16:59No. I'm here by mistake, okay?
17:03I haven't got clearance. I'm grade 10. I work in transport. I'm a clerk.
17:08You were meant to have Roger Trubivic, right?
17:11I've just ended up here by mistake. I shouldn't be here.
17:14Are you saying you're here by accident?
17:20Yes, sir.
17:23And that, I suspect, is how history is made.
17:28One great big chain of mistakes.
17:32But still, if the unit protocol states,
17:35at times of historical or cultural or political impact,
17:38a member of the civilian staff must stand alongside the military as witness.
17:43And they could not be more civilian than you.
17:49Too late to turn back now, Barclay.
17:52Welcome aboard.
17:59Typical military intelligence.
18:01I got a first-class degree and did intensive training at St Andrews for three years to get here.
18:05You blundered in by mistake.
18:11Yeah.
18:12I'm the one who orders the cars and finds cheaper lorries.
18:18But I met the doctor once.
18:21No way.
18:23Last year in the tower he said hello and then he...
18:26and off he went.
18:27What was he like?
18:29What was he like?
18:34Just like...
18:36he's vivid.
18:37You know?
18:41It's just this tiny little moment that...
18:46I think about it every second of every day.
18:48That creature, what was it?
18:59The Unified Intelligence Task Force was created to deal with alien life forms,
19:05but...
19:07this species is an alien.
19:09They're from Earth.
19:10They were...
19:11here before us.
19:13But...
19:15What did they die out?
19:17They hibernated.
19:19Underground.
19:20And this was when the Earth was...
19:22young, because the planet reformed around them and sealed them in.
19:25Sometimes proof is found and we hide it.
19:30What for?
19:32Think about it.
19:33They were here first, millions of years ago, so the planet belongs to them.
19:40Technically, we inherited their world.
19:43But...
19:44if they're not dead...
19:48What if they want it back?
19:52Post-exciting!
19:54We're at night!
19:55We have a life force!
19:57Let's go!
20:03Fall please, please...
20:07O F
20:25, what's that?
20:26What's that for?
20:27You're thecyvilian witness, you record everything.
20:28That could be your testimony if we get killed.
20:29If we get what?
20:30All alpha units, serve your comms, panel 6, 2.
20:54At my command, arms down.
20:57Hold your arms down.
20:58How are we on translation?
21:00Aligned and running.
21:023, 2, 1.
21:03Ready to calibrate, sir.
21:05As soon as it talks, we can capture the sound.
21:25Running translation, sir.
21:28We are calibrated, sir.
21:34Ready to go.
21:35My name is General Austin Pierce.
21:41I represent the Unified Military Task Force of the Combined Nations of the Dry Lands of Earth. And I welcome you into Diplomatic Concord.
22:00Concord is a big concept. Sorry, can we think of another word, please?
22:03Meeting.
22:04I welcome you into this Diplomatic meeting.
22:10To welcome you into this Diplomatic meeting.
22:23You killed us.
22:24You killed us.
22:25Oh, God.
22:26Oh, no.
22:27You then took two lives.
22:30And now, I suggest we start.
22:45Agreed.
22:46I hope we can meet in peace.
22:54Agreed.
22:55And learn from each other.
22:59Agreed.
23:00And work to forge a friendship between the land and the sea.
23:05Agreed.
23:06Is that agreed?
23:07Agreed.
23:08Agreed.
23:09Is that agreed? Agreed.
23:19But...
23:24We do not...
23:27agree.
23:33We do not agree with...
23:39We would talk to all your animals.
23:42Humans.
23:43We would talk to all humanity.
23:48No, sorry, sir. It's...
23:50It's not wood in the conditional tense, sir.
23:53It's...
23:54We all talk.
23:55All.
23:56All of us.
24:00Oh, my God.
24:03It means all of them.
24:10Repeat the declaration of peace.
24:13Yeah, I know.
24:18I say again...
24:22We come...
24:25in peace.
24:39Agreed.
24:44No, no, no. Hold on. Sorry.
24:45We still have the right translation.
24:47We all talk is a layered statement.
24:49There's another concept embedded.
24:50Could you say it again, please?
24:52Don't refer to them as male.
24:54I ask you to...
24:56Repeat your previous statement.
24:58For translation.
25:00We are talking to the whole world.
25:04We are talking to the whole world.
25:07We are talking to the whole world.
25:10Right now.
25:12Present tense.
25:14What do they mean?
25:15In what way?
25:16In what way?
25:37It's happening all over the world.
25:46Humanity reacts to the simple fact that the species that came before us has woken up.
26:11Let's woken up.
26:20The land of the South Japan is the territory of international politicians.
26:24All of those who have the rights of the country to be responsible for the United States,
26:27Are all of them to be represented as a war.
26:30What are the names available to the States?
26:32To be perceived as a war.
26:34You don't think very much, it's the first time.
26:36What?
26:37The world of North Korea is the place of the West Salon
26:38And the president has called for a new age of cooperation.
26:52It's being called H2O diplomacy.
27:08It's being called H2O diplomacy, and it's being called H2O diplomacy, and it's being called H2O diplomacy.
27:37The first official meeting with Homo aqua will begin here, on the banks of the Thames, inside Imperial House, behind me.
27:45That's the construction that's being called the waterway.
27:48It's a specific demand from Homo aqua as a junction between the water and the land.
27:53Some say it's a symbol of peace.
27:55Okay, so I can't do the 17th or the 24th, and I don't know yet about the 31sts.
28:00Bloody hell, you can't do that. That job of yours is useless.
28:04Kirby?
28:04Ah?
28:05Your dad said he can't come and get you for the next three weekends because he's not bothered.
28:08Is that a problem, Kirby?
28:10No.
28:11What about me? I've got plans.
28:13Yeah, so anyway, I have just put 3,000 quid in your account. Hope that's okay.
28:17What do you mean?
28:17Like I said.
28:18You did not. Where's that from?
28:21Well, I got promoted, thank you, but apparently my job's useless.
28:23Well, if I'm getting 3,000 pounds, how much did you get?
28:25Oh, that's nice.
28:26Well, you can get some extra cooks in now. We're out with the business.
28:30Funny thing is, with these sea devils, it's got Kirby watching proper TV again like the old days.
28:35Well, you can't say sea devils. They're called homospondils.
28:39All right, don't laugh. Don't laugh because homo doesn't mean gay.
28:43It does if you're my age.
28:44So, Homo aqua's gay water?
28:46That's them, the gay waters.
28:47That's what you've been drinking, Kirby. Too much gay water.
28:51Shut up.
28:51So, what's this promotion, then? What are you doing?
28:56Uh, it's just, you know, just more admin.
29:14Sweet.
29:15General Austin Pearce in Grid B2, seat 1.
29:23Morning, everyone.
29:25Very good morning to you, General Pearce.
29:28And to everyone, for the record and for history,
29:31my name is Kate Lethbridge-Stewart,
29:32Commander-in-Chief of the Unified Intelligence Task Force.
29:35UNIT has been chosen to lead these talks
29:37because we stand above and outside all countries, borders, governments, and oceans of the world.
29:43We represent humanity.
29:45But today, we represent all life on Earth.
29:48And I hope this will be the start of a great endeavor
29:51to find peace between all of our kindred species.
29:55To begin the formal proceedings, confirm Downing Street online.
29:58Good morning, Prime Minister.
30:00Good morning, Kate.
30:02Extraordinary days.
30:04It's been a long time working hard to get the people's vote.
30:07Now we've got new people.
30:09White House online.
30:10Good for her.
30:11All of the people, Beijing.
30:13Confirmed.
30:14National Congress of Brazil.
30:16Confirmed.
30:16We have all 195 nations, ma'am.
30:18And do we have the ambassador?
30:20Approaching now.
30:23Apparently, he had the lobster thermidor last night against our advice.
30:27Let's hope that's not a major crime down below.
30:29Thank you, Mrs. Bingham.
30:30Let's concentrate.
30:31Eyes on the task.
30:32Pardon me, ma'am.
30:33Ah, General.
30:34Good to see you, sir.
30:37Very special day.
30:38Absolutely.
30:39Mr. St. Louis, how's the waterway?
30:42Are we ready to go?
30:43Stress is holding.
30:45Seals checked and secure.
30:47A-16 has been fixed.
30:49You know, the only way to see if this works is to do it.
30:52You've got quite a crowd.
30:54All under control.
30:55Ma'am, we have a press drill.
30:57Ready for that.
30:58Take them out.
30:59Wait!
30:59What was that?
31:05Caparazzi drone.
31:06Did they see us?
31:07What we glassed it?
31:08You read anything.
31:09My family don't know where I am.
31:10They'd flick.
31:10Thanks to you, I'm not even allowed in this room.
31:14Very well done.
31:14That's not a dramatic.
31:20Prepare tank activation.
31:23Positions and good luck to us all.
31:25Confirm the perimeter is now secure, ma'am.
31:27All stations at gold standard.
31:28Thank you if you could not interrupt.
31:30We have all comms focused and recording backups online.
31:35Good, good.
31:36Mrs. Bingham, let's begin.
31:37Initiate tank activation.
31:38And flood the tank.
31:42Open seals one, two, three.
31:54Open seals four, five.
31:57Take it up to 100 psi.
31:58Open seals six, seven, eight.
32:01Open seals five, five, five, five, five.
32:14Get out!
32:19Get out!
32:21Get out!
32:26Get out!
32:34Volume stable, water filtered, and purity at 98%.
32:37940,000 liters.
32:39Well done, Mrs. Bingham.
32:40Thank you, ma'am.
32:42Now, are we ready?
32:44Let's welcome our guests.
32:46Open water lock one.
32:47Looks like we have six lifeforms.
32:59And a seventh.
33:00Four homospondyl erectus, a.k.a. a homo aqua.
33:03Two of an unknown lifeform.
33:05One of a second unknown.
33:08Three different lifeforms in total.
33:11General peers to all troops.
33:13Red status.
33:14Confirm.
33:15Red status.
33:17And here they come.
33:44Two unknown lifeforms entering.
33:46It's just...
34:08What do we say?
34:14I'd call them...
34:15Pisces Morpha Grandis.
34:17Welcome to Pisces Morpha Grandis.
34:20Does that mean big fish?
34:22Yep.
34:22Focus.
34:32That's the signal for the airlock.
34:35Third lifeform approaching.
34:36Ma'am, we don't know what that third lifeform is.
34:41Then the first gambit is to trust them, colonel.
34:44Open the doors.
34:46Activating airlock pumps.
34:54Airlock at core capacity.
34:56Deep contamination in progress.
35:00Deep contamination in progress.
35:04Deep contamination in progress.
35:04I don't know.
35:34I don't know.
36:04I don't know.
36:05To bring peace.
36:06Ready with translations?
36:08I'm running.
36:09Ready to go.
36:11Sir Jonathan, good luck.
36:15I bid you welcome, on behalf of the human race.
36:25I stand here as...
36:30We do not need translation.
36:32Did we learn their language?
36:34No, we did not.
36:35Save the comments.
36:37Well, your English is excellent.
36:40Yes, excellent.
36:41I would like to see you as a kid.
36:44That's...
36:45Ocean.
36:46I'll play it, old man.
36:47I'll play it, old man.
36:49I bring you greetings from the United Nations of this world that we call Earth.
36:58It's a symbolic title of Indo-European origin that bears no disrespect to the oceans, seas,
37:04lakes, rivers, and waterways around us.
37:07And I bring you a gift.
37:11Rhododendron nivali.
37:13The dwarf snow rhododendron.
37:16A flower that grows at the highest point on planet Earth, on the slopes of Mount Everest,
37:21four miles above sea level, perhaps never seen by your kind.
37:25Now, it carries a scent, or a flavor, an essence, that you will have never known before.
37:33Would you...
37:43This is given with respect, and the hope of peace between our species.
37:51We have a gift for you.
37:57My children.
38:08My children should have been born at the turn of the third cold current.
38:14But they choked on your oil.
38:17And poison.
38:19And excrement.
38:20Skip to 16.
38:21Sir Jonathan, go to 16, paragraph 10.
38:26I must state with vigor that we recognize the problem.
38:31Our solutions are remarkable.
38:33We do not know you.
38:35Well, I...
38:37I am Ambassador Sir Jonathan Hines.
38:40You are not known to us.
38:41We would speak...
38:42We would speak...
38:45With him.
38:51Me?
38:54Who the hell is he?
38:56He's... nothing.
38:58He's no one.
38:59He's part of the team.
39:00He's the witness.
39:01He's the mistake.
39:02He was there by mistake.
39:03Give me intel on him.
39:04Now!
39:05Yes, ma'am.
39:06Right away, ma'am.
39:07No.
39:08Sorry.
39:09No, no.
39:10You...
39:11You...
39:12Showed respect.
39:22Uh...
39:24No, that's just...
39:25That's just a thing.
39:26It's...
39:27We've protected...
39:28Our fallen kin...
39:30When no others did.
39:31What are they, Christians now?
39:33Someone tell me what's going on.
39:35I'm not even religious.
39:36I turn on my head.
39:38But we saw your kindness.
39:41And we see you.
39:46Will you stand as Ambassador?
39:48And talk on behalf of the entire human race?
39:51Okay.
39:56Okay.
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