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Emmerdale 9th November 2025
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00:28Do you remember when she did that reading at the cathedral, all dressed up in a school
00:39uniform?
00:40Feels like a million years ago.
00:42Hmm.
00:43We've lived with this threat for days.
00:48She's had months, months of this torture.
00:55Come on, you've been up half the night.
00:58Why don't you go back to...
00:59I've been looking at loans.
01:02Look, I understand your reasoning, but paying Ray off is not going to work.
01:10We have to try.
01:11He's going to keep moving the goalposts.
01:13This so-called debt, it's not real.
01:15It's not an actual figure we need to clear.
01:17Oh, but if we pay him enough, he might move on, find somebody else to target.
01:23There is an alternative.
01:26Go on.
01:29We tell Cain.
01:32Then I just walked out.
01:33Well, the good news is the generator's fixed.
01:36Yeah?
01:37What's the bad news?
01:38Parts cost 80 quid, so that's the water bill up the spout.
01:41Tough week.
01:42Tough life.
01:43I'll just tell him Matty about jacking me job in.
01:45Yeah, no wonder how anyone can work for that creep is beyond me.
01:48Well, you spurred him on.
01:50I'm sorry.
01:51I didn't want to leave you in a hole.
01:52A hole?
01:53You're his saviour.
01:55Am I?
01:56Too right.
01:57If you'd not offered me that job, I'd still be there now.
02:00Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:01I didn't offer you a job.
02:02What?
02:03Yeah, you did.
02:04But you said Moira could do with someone like me up at the farm, and he said something about cloning.
02:11Oh, Sam, no, mate, it were a joke.
02:15Not like a joke joke, you know, I meant like...
02:17I mean, you know, if she had the money, then of course she'd love to have you.
02:21So there is no job?
02:24Great.
02:25So you've chucked in your chips with no to go to.
02:28I never thought...
02:29Well, you'd better start thinking, hadn't you, about how you're going to get your job back.
02:37Hey.
02:38How's it going?
02:39Don't ask.
02:41Another day in the madhouse.
02:43Right, so I don't have to activate the card or anything.
02:45I can just use it.
02:47Great!
02:49Oh, no, you have been amazeballs, Rico.
02:53Oh, thanks, babes.
02:56So it's not a mistake?
02:59Fifteen glorious grand.
03:02Yeah, which doesn't belong to you.
03:04Not according to Rico.
03:05Whose name's there on the account, eh?
03:07Right, will someone tell me what's going on?
03:08She got a letter from her bank.
03:09Not her bank, but...
03:10There's an account with a big lump sum of cash in it, with yours truly's name on it.
03:14Yeah, an account that she didn't even set up.
03:16Using an address that she doesn't even live at.
03:18Doesn't that sound weird?
03:19Well, yeah, really weird, but...
03:21What are you going to spend it on?
03:22She's not!
03:23Like hell I'm not!
03:25This is my lucky day.
03:26Yeah, until the fraud squad get on your case.
03:28It could be identity theft carry.
03:30They could rack up bills in your name.
03:32Apply for credit.
03:33You need to report it to the police.
03:38No.
03:39No way.
03:40I'm not having him involved in this.
03:42But he'd make mincemeat of Ray.
03:43You know he would.
03:44If he was a one-man ban, yeah.
03:46But we're way, way beyond that.
03:49We don't know what we're dealing with, how big this operation is.
03:51It wouldn't just be Cain though, would it?
03:53He could get some other family from Ireland to back him up.
03:55And Ross?
03:56Drag even more people into it.
03:58We've seen what they're capable of.
04:00You add Cain into that mix, it could make things a thousand times worse.
04:03Supposing he loses his cool, which he will.
04:06They could target Kyle, Isaac, they could livestream his entire family being run over.
04:10But...
04:11No, Rowan, I'm not going there.
04:12It's bad enough having to stand by watching this psycho cause you up to Laurel
04:16without dragging more people into this mess.
04:19So we just carry on getting blackmailed then.
04:22April at the mercy of their every sick whim.
04:25We're desperate, Marlon.
04:27We don't have a choice.
04:28Not everybody has a cane in their lives, but we do.
04:31And we need to take advantage of that.
04:37So we've got popcorn, nachos, pick a mix, you know, salsa.
04:40Someone's gone to town.
04:41Oh yeah, I mean the classic deserves a full, you know, cinema treatment.
04:44Oh, I'll wash my hands.
04:46Yo!
04:47Oh, you made it great!
04:48How'd you get in?
04:49Like I don't know where your spare key is.
04:51It's a bit early for lunch, isn't it?
04:53Nah, I'm on a half day, so I'm going to join yous.
04:55Sorry, er, join...
04:56Yeah, do you want us to watch the movie?
04:58Go for a little in.
04:59Ooh!
05:00We've got popcorn.
05:01Yeah, are these allowed?
05:02Er...
05:03Oh!
05:04Wait, do me, do me!
05:05What are you getting nachos?
05:06The drinks as well, mate?
05:07Mmm.
05:08Er, yeah.
05:09Have we got in there?
05:10Are these allowed, by the way?
05:11I think.
05:12I hope so.
05:13Do you want one?
05:14There we go.
05:15Yeah.
05:16How's about, hot and brasery, you and me and a plate full of snacks?
05:21Arthur's out tonight and the likelihood of me getting a babysitter in the run-up to Christmas
05:26is impossible.
05:27No hassle.
05:28What if I rustle up a three-course meal instead?
05:30What?
05:31What, you?
05:32King of Tasty?
05:33Yeah, well, I've got to learn sometime.
05:34Besides, I've bagged myself a new mentor, haven't I?
05:37Hey, mate, I was just telling Laurel what you're going to give me.
05:40You what?
05:41What?
05:42Your famous tiramisu recipe.
05:43Oh, yeah, love that.
05:44Yeah.
05:45Yeah, yeah, sure.
05:46No problem.
05:47I'll drop it iron.
05:48Thanks.
05:49I owe you, mate.
05:50Yeah.
05:57Hello.
05:58After summer.
06:00Er, kind of, yeah.
06:02Erm, my car.
06:04What, what, can you give me for it?
06:06You getting rid of any more?
06:08Yeah, we just, we're downsizing.
06:10We just want a little run-around for April for when she starts lessons, you know.
06:14And Ernie from the malt shovel, he's selling his hatchback, but he er, he wants cash.
06:18What do you reckon?
06:20And when do you need it for?
06:22Er, today, tomorrow, latest.
06:24He's after a quick sale.
06:26Do you want to back up and start that again?
06:29What do you mean?
06:30Do you think I'd believe a word of that?
06:32Like I'd make it up?
06:33How many people do you think come in here and ask me to take a car off their hands?
06:37Cash.
06:38Same day.
06:39Come on, it's hardly stolen, Cain.
06:41Yeah, I know that, but what I don't know is why you need to get rid of it so fast.
06:46Forget it.
06:47Don't go stropping-
06:48If you're not interested, I'll find someone else.
06:52Wow.
06:53What else have you got?
06:54Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
06:55Stop encouraging her.
06:56You promised you were going to ring the police.
06:58Well, yeah, I know, and then I thought, how often do you get 15k for free?
07:02Oh, how many more times?
07:04It's not your account.
07:05Oh, semantics.
07:06It's all codswallop.
07:07I learnt that from Radio 4.
07:09That's the perks of living with your granddad.
07:11And what sort of perk is that?
07:13The perk of nicking money from some bank account she knows nothing about.
07:17Some scam artist has set one up in her name.
07:19It's got alarm bells all over it, but clearly it's worth it to dress up in whatever that is.
07:24Oi!
07:25This is couture.
07:26Anyway, it's free money.
07:28Only it's not though, is it?
07:29No.
07:30It certainly is not.
07:33Can you talk some sense into her?
07:36I think I'd stand a better chance if I did that on my own.
07:42See ya.
07:43Bye.
07:44Bye.
07:45Bye.
07:46Bye.
07:47Bye.
07:48Like I'm going to take any advice from you and your dodgy detail?
07:50I...set up that account.
07:55What?
07:56Well, no, forget it, it's worth double that.
07:59No, no, no.
08:00Forget it, I'll find some other chancer.
08:03If you're short on money, I can find you some work.
08:08How the hell did you get in?
08:10I thought you would have started locking your doors by now.
08:12Well, maybe I would, if my head wasn't all over the shop.
08:16But still.
08:18You really should be careful.
08:19You never know who's gonna walk in.
08:21There's some scum in my time, but you!
08:24Careful, Marlon!
08:26Now, I have been very understanding up to this point,
08:30but my patience is wearing thin.
08:33How much?
08:34What?
08:35How much is this debt?
08:38What's it gonna cost to get you out of our lives?
08:40Oh.
08:42Finally.
08:43We got there in the end.
08:46Hmm.
08:47Er...
08:4920k.
08:5320.
08:55Yeah.
08:56And that's not just for drugs.
08:58Covering up a murder does not...
08:59I'll get it.
09:00I haven't got it, no, but I'll get it.
09:02I'll get it.
09:03Well.
09:04Until you do, April gets back to work.
09:06She's had enough time off.
09:08If you seriously think I'm ever gonna let her deal for you again,
09:12you must be tapped.
09:13Well.
09:15Here's what I think.
09:17I think you haven't got a choice.
09:21You owe me big time, and I want paying.
09:25And I don't really care how.
09:28Is that right?
09:30I'm gonna tell you what's going on.
09:44It's a private discussion.
09:46He was threatening you.
09:47Ah.
09:48Ah.
09:49No, I never threatened anybody.
09:50I simply said that Marlon here owes me some money.
09:53Which you do.
09:54Don't you, Monon?
09:56Good.
09:57Do you want to tell the nice man what happened?
10:03I ran into the back of his car.
10:05It's why I need the money so fast.
10:07You see, I am the victim here.
10:10You will be, pal.
10:12You try leaning on him again.
10:14Well, I am out of pocket.
10:17Am I supposed to let that slide?
10:19Do one!
10:31I needed to find a safe place to put some money.
10:35Should I have to go into care, all the money that's in my account, all my savings, all that I've worked hard for could be obliterated.
10:48This is the best way to safeguard the future.
10:53Protect the people I love.
10:56Eric.
10:57I don't know what to say.
10:59You're not, you're not angry.
11:02Angry?
11:04Who?
11:05No.
11:06You've just gifted me 15k.
11:08No, that's not for you.
11:12It's for Jacob.
11:15You are.
11:16Why didn't you put it in his name?
11:18Well, you saw the way he reacted.
11:20If he found out that I was siphoning money, dodging the tax man...
11:27Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
11:28Is this illegal?
11:29Technically, I'm only allowed to give £3,000 a year.
11:35Right.
11:36So why is there 15 in an account in my name?
11:39Because if anything should happen, you could give it to Jacob.
11:44How could you do this behind me back?
11:47Do you know if I hadn't found that letter?
11:50What would you have done with it?
11:51Burnt it.
11:53And I told you!
11:54When, Eric?
11:56From beyond the grave?
11:58What would you have done?
11:59Spelt it out in a Ouija board.
12:00Do you know what?
12:01I cannot even look at you right now.
12:04You sneaky!
12:06Underhand.
12:08Snake.
12:12Things got out of hand yesterday.
12:14Let me guess, you're now here to ask for your job back?
12:16I shouldn't have spouted all that stuff.
12:19No.
12:20No, you shouldn't have.
12:22But we have been here before, haven't we?
12:25The only difference is this time you have successfully freed yourselves
12:29from the shackles of employment.
12:32You are?
12:33To be honest, I'm not even sure whether we need a gamekeeper.
12:37To be quite frank, you were a financial burden.
12:41A surplus to requirements.
12:43Well, that's rubbish.
12:45You can't just let porches run amok.
12:47No, no.
12:48This is the age of technology.
12:49They have camera traps, drones.
12:52There is a myriad of technology that makes little old you rather redundant.
12:58So, what?
13:00That's it?
13:01I'm sacked?
13:02No.
13:03No, no.
13:04You quit.
13:06Which means no severance pay.
13:14However,
13:16I'm not a vengeful man.
13:18And as you know, I'm a big fan of charity.
13:21What's that mean?
13:23You can have your job back.
13:25Lucky for you, you still have your advance you need to pay back.
13:31Sam?
13:34I'll see you tomorrow.
13:35Don't be late.
13:41Okay.
13:42What was all that about?
13:44Just making him sing for his supper.
13:46If you want to play cat and mouse, find some other target.
13:50You didn't hear the things you said about me.
13:52Sam and Lydia are extended family and they'll be treated as such.
13:57And what's all this about in advance?
14:01So how much damage are we talking?
14:04A grand.
14:06You ran off your cat for a grand?
14:07No, we're not right now.
14:08We're not right now.
14:09I told you, we're downsizing.
14:10This, it just, it sped things up.
14:13Well why not go through the insurance?
14:15Cos.
14:16I forgot to renew.
14:17You forgot?
14:18I've kind of had other things on my mind.
14:19Like driving my daughter to hospital to see a boyfriend on life support.
14:23What's with all the questions?
14:25I screwed up.
14:26Okay.
14:28Right.
14:29I'll take a look.
14:30See what I can do.
14:31Do?
14:32The car.
14:33Tell him to bring it round to me.
14:35No.
14:36He's already taken it in.
14:37No wonder you're being fleeced.
14:38Why didn't you come to me?
14:40Because for once, just once, I wanted to sort something out of my own.
14:43Is that so difficult to understand?
14:49You sure that's all there is to this?
14:51Sorry, is that not enough?
14:52I've committed a crime.
14:54I've racked up a grand's worth of damn sorry.
14:56That's not dramatic enough for you.
14:57All right.
14:58Just calm down.
14:59Nobody's died.
15:00We sold the car now anyway.
15:01So this time tomorrow I'll be out of the hole.
15:03It's sorted.
15:08So it's all sorted then.
15:11Joe toyed with him a little.
15:13Well, as long as he's got his job back, that's all I care about.
15:16Oh.
15:17He told me about Jason Donovan.
15:19The tickets.
15:21It was meant to be tonight.
15:23You must be so disappointed.
15:24I think gutted is the word.
15:27Sam had it all planned out.
15:28He was going to put them in an envelope with, especially for you, on the front.
15:32And sealed with a kiss on the back.
15:34Oh.
15:35I know, tacky.
15:36But sweet, eh?
15:38Anyhow, it's probably for the best.
15:41If that had been Neil Diamond, I'd have put a hit on those scammers.
15:44Oh, I don't have time to be worrying about them.
15:46I've got enough on me mind.
15:47Oh.
15:48This Christmas fair.
15:50It's a right mess.
15:51And it's going to take hours to get it back on track.
15:54We've sold hardly any tickets.
15:55Nothing's organised.
15:56And the only act we've got is Bob.
15:58Bob?
15:59I know.
16:00Well, we don't have any money.
16:02Which brings me to the raffle.
16:04Now, I know you said...
16:06Let's see what we can find, shall we?
16:08Oh, bless you.
16:09Now, I don't want to put too much pressure on you,
16:12but anything that you can do to sprinkle some Kim Tate magic.
16:16Oh.
16:18Well, how about a bottle of wine?
16:22Wine?
16:24Well, it is for a kids' charity.
16:26Yeah, but the raffle's for adults, presumably.
16:29I suppose so.
16:30Oh.
16:31There you go, then.
16:32Ta.
16:33Don't mention it.
16:35Right, well, erm, I'd best be getting off.
16:39Thanks again.
16:40Okay.
16:59So why don't you put your feet up and put the kettle on?
17:02You're not joining me, then?
17:03I will.
17:04I'm just going to grab the recipe.
17:05Oh.
17:06And then I'll be home.
17:07Oh.
17:08Is that what you're calling it?
17:09Sorry, I didn't mean it to sell.
17:11No, no.
17:12I like it.
17:13No more sorries.
17:21Hey.
17:26I do not appreciate threats from your inbred family.
17:30I've shook Cain down.
17:31I don't even have.
17:32Because that quote I gave you is a limited offer.
17:34It will go up the longer I have to wait.
17:36So if I were you, I would pay up.
17:40And I would pay up now.
17:41That was sick.
17:42We've got to do this again sometime.
17:43Here.
17:44Have you ever seen a shark nado?
17:45That is well wicked.
17:46You'd love that.
17:47No way.
17:48I am not watching that with you again.
17:49He's well picky.
17:50All right.
17:51Okay.
17:52How about shark inside?
17:53No, no, no, no.
17:54Six-headed shark attack.
17:55That's the best.
17:56How many times, Cammy?
17:57Nothing with sharks in it.
17:58Fine.
17:59I'm again in there.
18:00And I've got it on Blu-ray.
18:01In a bit, losers.
18:02Bye, Cammy.
18:03Get out.
18:04Oh.
18:05Oh.
18:06Oh.
18:07Oh.
18:08Oh.
18:09Oh.
18:10Oh.
18:11Oh.
18:12Oh.
18:13Oh.
18:14Oh.
18:15Oh.
18:16Oh.
18:17Oh.
18:18Oh.
18:19Oh.
18:20Oh.
18:21Oh.
18:22Oh.
18:23Oh.
18:24Oh.
18:25Oh.
18:26Oh.
18:27What's he like?
18:28He told me what was gonna happen in every scene.
18:30Yeah.
18:31Well, that's Cammy for you.
18:32Well, what about next time?
18:33Just you and me.
18:34Oh.
18:35You fancy doing it again, then?
18:37Yeah.
18:38It was fun.
18:39Oh.
18:40In the meantime, I've got a little gift.
18:41A copy of A Christmas Carol.
18:43I thought you could, you know, read it by tomorrow and tell me what you think.
18:46The whole thing?
18:47Yeah.
18:48It's really thin, you know.
18:49It only takes a couple of hours.
18:50Less time than Die Hard.
18:52Really?
18:53Really?
18:54It's got that.
18:55It's my copy of time.
18:56Oh.
18:57This book belongs to Lewis Barton.
18:58Uh-huh.
18:59Is that it?
19:04Tell me about it.
19:06It's in Pollard's for a fiver.
19:08The main thing is, you got your job back.
19:11Oh.
19:12Should have seen Joe.
19:14Watching me grovel here.
19:15He loved it.
19:16Calling me a charity case.
19:18He did what?
19:19Told you they're as bad as your chubby.
19:22Nothing surprises me when it comes to him.
19:24But Kim, she's all smiles one day saying she sees us like family.
19:28Yeah.
19:29Family you take the mick out of.
19:31Family you palm cheap booze off on.
19:33They love it.
19:34Watching us scrabbling around for pennies.
19:37Spending more on epoxy lunch than we spend on grub in a month.
19:40Fuck.
19:41They don't do that.
19:42No.
19:43They don't.
19:4420,000?
19:45We don't have that sort of money.
19:46That's why we need to sell the car.
19:47Where are we supposed to get the rest?
19:48Like I said, I've been looking at loans.
19:49Oh, Marlon, do you really think they'll give us one?
19:50We're already up to our eyes in debt.
19:52My trial cost enough.
19:53And all those weeks that April was missing.
19:54No, we've got to be realistic.
19:55Then we have to find some other way.
19:56Please.
19:57I need you to be with me on this.
19:58What's to stop Ray from putting the rug from under us, eh?
19:59Taking the 20,000 and then continuing with the threats.
20:01He's hardly a man of his word.
20:02Nothing.
20:03Absolutely nothing.
20:04But if there's any way of ending this thing, I'm not sure.
20:05No, I'm not sure.
20:06No, I'm not sure.
20:07No, I'm not sure.
20:08No, I'm not sure.
20:09No, I'm not sure.
20:10No, I'm not sure.
20:11No, I'm not sure.
20:12No, I'm not sure.
20:13No, I'm not sure.
20:14No, I'm not sure.
20:15But if there's any way of ending this, this hell, then we've got to at least try.
20:27And he swears, does he?
20:29That it will all be over.
20:3120,000 pounds.
20:33No more debt.
20:34No more intimidation.
20:35That's what he says.
20:38Then we just have to hope that he sticks to his word, eh?
20:43Oh, I could get used to this.
20:50Days off.
20:53Getting pampered.
20:55Should be a regular thing.
20:58Hmm.
20:59Yeah.
21:00Hmm.
21:01Oh.
21:02Oh.
21:03Oh.
21:04Em calling.
21:06Who are you?
21:07James Bond?
21:08I wish.
21:09Nightmare customer.
21:10You're not going to get it?
21:11Nah.
21:12Let him wait.
21:13He was supposed to pay up front, but looks like I'll have to wish you a payment plan.
21:15Oh, I hate those things.
21:16I know.
21:17You never pay off what you owe.
21:18It can take...
21:19Years.
21:20Hmm.
21:21What can I say?
21:22Some people you just can't help.
21:35Some people you just can't help.
21:46What we're about to do next is I think a first on primetime television.
21:50A beginner's guide to investing.
21:53You cannot afford to miss it.
21:55See you in a moment.
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