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00:00To be continued...
00:02To be continued...
00:12Jez, Maddy and I are ready to put the star on the tree!
00:20Trevor, I hope you haven't dressed Maddy in that ridiculous costume you bought.
00:24Take a look in the five and ten.
00:28Listen to me once again.
00:30Put the star on the tree.
00:34It's beginning to look a lot like this.
00:38Okay, Maddy.
00:40Can you reach?
00:42Let me just...
00:48Trevor!
00:50Oh, I think I've broken something.
00:52Come on, come on.
00:54You always put the star on the tree.
00:56Mum, no.
00:58And the thing that will make them ring
01:00Is the carol that you sing
01:02Right within...
01:04Happy Christmas, Dad.
01:10Ah!
01:12And it's time to get your long johns on, Harfordshire.
01:14Because it is cold out there.
01:16And the forecast is now predicting a merry white Christmas.
01:18Oh.
01:20Oh, goodness.
01:22Oh.
01:24No.
01:26Oh.
01:30Oh.
01:32Oh, goodness.
01:34Oh.
01:36Oh!
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01:44Oh!
01:46Oh!
01:47The 21st.
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05:52Well...
05:54So maybe speak later?
05:55Okay?
05:56Bye!
06:10Right, yes.
06:11I'll just get my coat off, in the house.
06:13Soon as you carry things, Trevor.
06:14Yes, yes.
06:16Can I check the manger, please?
06:19Mr. Zane, do you mind clearing this box from the...
06:22Oh, no, not there, Trevor.
06:27No, they need to go at the back.
06:29At the back, right.
06:31Also, we're still missing a no-vacancy sign for the inn.
06:35OK.
06:36And straw for the stable.
06:38Oh, right.
06:39And I don't think the bulb for the Christmas star is working.
06:42Right, let me just...
06:44Now, teas and coffees.
06:47Mrs. Andre, can I get you a tea?
06:51Oh, Trevor.
06:52Could I have a word?
06:53Thank you so much.
06:54Trevor.
06:55Oh, Diana.
06:57I hear you've had a bit of a coup on the baby Jesus front.
07:00Oh, yes.
07:01I think you know June, Jennifer's mum.
07:03She's going to be dropping off her eight-month-old just before curtain up.
07:06A real baby in our manger for the first time.
07:09We're all very excited.
07:10Cannot wait.
07:12Trevor, I'll take this.
07:15Would you take a seat?
07:20Now, I believe you and I, Trevor, have an occasion to mark.
07:31Not just the last day of term, but your last day at the school.
07:35Isn't that right?
07:36Oh, yes, that's right.
07:38I really am genuinely sorry we had to let you go.
07:42But on behalf of all of us here at St. Aldwyn's, I just wanted to thank you for everything you've done for the school in the last...
07:47How long has it been?
07:49Seven months.
07:51Gosh.
07:53Feels like years.
07:56Cheers.
07:57So, have you got anything else lined up?
08:08No.
08:09No, not as such.
08:13Well, thank you again.
08:15And happy Christmas.
08:15For the production.
08:28Can somebody get the back door, please?
08:36Trevor?
08:36Trevor?
08:36June?
08:58June?
08:58June?
08:58well very perfect why is my one perfect excuse me diana i didn't see june but there was a baby
09:20oh
09:21well don't just stand there trevor put it in the manger
09:27here we go
09:29you ready
09:31there we are
09:34hello you
09:38oh
09:41oh
09:43oh
09:45oh
09:47oh
09:51oh
10:06oh
10:08tonight we tell a story old and true of a baby named jesus born for me and you
10:16nine thousand pounds
10:19and now our story begins the land so far where mary and joseph travel under the guiding star
10:27joseph the night grows cold and the wind is cruel
10:40do not worry mary we will find the place pulled by this humble mule
10:56the journey is long but their hearts are strong hello
11:03buenos dias senora please may i speak with mr trevor bingley
11:07it's bingley trevor bingley yes that's me but i'm sorry this isn't really a very good time
11:13senor bingley i am so pleased to make your acquaintance i am cesar jimenez
11:18from the personnel department of gruppo del sanchez romero
11:23okay i don't know the new parent company of house sitters deluxe
11:30oh right we don't have any room in the inn though your need is clear
11:35the thing is that um due to the recent change in ownership our barcelona team is not sorry could
11:41i leave you for just one minute please
11:57sorry you were saying i was saying that our barcelona team is not entirely familiar with
12:04all of the house sitters staff but you are still on our books right three wise men draw near on this
12:12holy night and i am calling because we've had a member of staff cancel due to a family emergency
12:20behold the star rising in the east and we were wondering if you might be available to take over
12:26a platinum level house sitting job over the christmas period
12:30oh no i don't really do that kind of thing anymore in case you were wondering it pays around ten thousand
12:38pounds
12:44ten thousand pounds
12:45come on anyone hit
12:48full disclosure uh you would have to attend an interview on site in london this evening at 5 pm
12:54and if approved start immediately so do you think you might be available well yes
13:24you
13:25do
13:34and
13:46What are you doing here?
14:16Where's your mum?
14:24Let's go and find her, shall we?
14:29Okay, here we go.
14:32Right.
14:34Parents directory, parents directory.
14:38June, June, June.
14:40June, there we go.
14:42June Harmonson.
14:44Right.
14:48Okay.
14:50Don't worry, we'll soon get you home.
14:52Hello, you've reached June.
14:54I can't come to the phone right now, but you know what to do.
14:58Hello, June.
15:00It's Mr Bingley from school.
15:02I didn't see you at the play,
15:04but it seems that we've still got your baby.
15:07Can you let me know when you might be able to come and pick it up?
15:10Okay, thanks, thanks, bye.
15:13June, hello.
15:23I'm in a little bit of a rush to catch a train to London,
15:27so I thought I'd just pop round now and drop the baby off, if that's okay.
15:31Oh, hello, June.
15:35I've got...
15:37Oh.
15:38Oh, I know.
15:39Poor little thing.
15:41She woke up with a bit of a sniffle,
15:43so I called the school and left a message to say I wouldn't be bringing her in after all.
15:47Right.
15:49Aw.
15:50Who's this little chap, then?
15:53Um...
15:55The baby?
16:07Yes.
16:08It turned out that June didn't bring her baby to school.
16:11So the baby that was left at the back door that we put in the manger must have belonged to somebody else.
16:17And whoever that was hasn't come back to pick it up yet, so I...
16:20Trevor!
16:21Trevor!
16:22I'm sorry, I'm in the car.
16:23I'm going away.
16:24I don't really have time to sort this out right now.
16:27Why don't I pop it on the parents' WhatsApp group and then refer any calls to you?
16:31Is that all right?
16:32Well, the thing is, I have to go to London.
16:35And I have to go to Lanzarote, Trevor.
16:37Tonight.
16:38With my entire family.
16:39And I'm already an hour late for the airport.
16:41Well, the...
16:42The...
16:43Look, I'll pop it on the group chat now, okay?
16:47Hello?
16:50Oh, dear.
16:54Now what?
16:57A baby?
17:00Yes, it's a bit of a long story, but basically, it was left at St. Aldwyn's School, and then nobody came back to pick it up.
17:07And who are you?
17:08Trevor Bingley.
17:09I'm the school caretaker.
17:11Well, I was the school caretaker.
17:14Okay, well, look, the weather's not helping us, but we should be able to get a patrol car out to you in...
17:19Oh, three to four hours?
17:21Oh.
17:22Oh, unfortunately, I'm supposed to be in London at five o'clock.
17:26Well, your only chance of getting anyone sooner would be to try social services.
17:31Oh.
17:35Hello, social services.
17:36Hello, my name is Trevor Bingley.
17:37And I've got a baby that was left behind to take all of its school longer than the city of the...
17:41And you've still got this baby?
17:43Yes.
17:44And the thing is, I need to leave in sort of 45 minutes.
17:48Um, so I was really hoping that someone might be able to come round and pick it up before then.
17:53Oh, come and get it myself.
17:58Can I just take some details?
18:00Oh, thank you.
18:01Thank you so much.
18:02Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
18:13Tis the season to be jolly, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
18:17Don we now are gay apparel, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
18:24Troll the ancient eutide carol, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.
18:30Baby?
18:32Baby?
18:33No!
18:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:37Where do you think you're going?
18:43Oh, he's here.
18:45He's here!
18:46Okay.
18:47All right.
18:48There we go.
18:52Ah, Miss Bingley, Hertfordshire Social Services.
18:55Oh, thank you.
18:56Thank you so much for coming.
18:58I'm in a bit of a rush.
19:00Because I've got to catch a train to London.
19:03Okay.
19:04Right.
19:05Well, the baby is...
19:08Here...
19:10Somewhere...
19:13Where are you?
19:15Where's the baby gone?
19:18Ah, oh, dear me.
19:20Ha.
19:21Um, baby.
19:23Ah.
19:24Oh, dear me.
19:25Ha.
19:26Um.
19:27Baby?
19:28Sorry, just one moment.
19:31In here.
19:33Baby?
19:34Baby?
19:35Baby?
19:36Baby?
19:37Baby?
19:38Sorry, he's definitely here somewhere.
19:43So, you found this baby in a manger?
19:47Yes.
19:48Yes.
19:49He's baby Jesus.
19:50Baby?
19:51Baby?
19:52Baby?
19:53Jesus!
19:54I can't see you.
19:55Jesus!
19:56Jesus!
19:57Where are you?
19:58Well, look, um...
20:00Why don't I just leave you to it?
20:02I might you be.
20:03Are you behind the television?
20:04No.
20:05If you do happen to find this missing baby, then all of my details are on that card.
20:08Are you in the cold scuffle?
20:09No.
20:10All right.
20:11Well, cheerio.
20:12Bye.
20:13Oh.
20:14There you are.
20:15I've found it!
20:16I've found it!
20:17I've found it!
20:18I've found it!
20:19Oh.
20:20I've found it!
20:21If you do happen to find this missing baby, then all of my details are on that card.
20:23Are you in the cold scuffle?
20:26No.
20:27All right.
20:28Well, cheerio!
20:29Bye.
20:30Oh.
20:31There you are.
20:40I found it.
20:41I found it.
20:45Oh, no, no.
20:49Oh, he left his card.
20:55Yes.
21:01This is Neil. I'm now on annual leave and won't be back in the office until January the 4th.
21:07Oh, no, no. I've got to go. I've got to go.
21:13Oh, I know. I'll drop you off on the way.
21:31Oh, no, no.
22:01Oh.
22:05What?
22:10Right. We need a plan B.
22:16Hello, Arbitur Police.
22:17Oh, hello, yes. I rang earlier about a baby that was left behind at St. Aldwyn's School.
22:23Sorry, just a second.
22:25There we go.
22:29You put me in touch with social services, but unfortunately...
22:32Did we give you a case number, sir?
22:34Um, no.
22:36Right, let's start with your last name, then.
22:38It's Bingley.
22:38Sorry, I didn't catch that. Could you say that again for me, sir?
22:44Um, last name is B-I-N...
22:48Hello?
22:50Hello?
22:52Hello?
22:53Reception's not good, sir, but let's keep going.
22:55So the name's Mr. Bin, is that correct?
22:59Well, it's Bin and then Glee.
23:02Got it. Bingley.
23:04So Bin's your first name, Mr. Glee.
23:06Hello?
23:09Hello? Hello?
23:12You're coming in and out a bit, sir.
23:14Can you hear me now?
23:16Yes?
23:17Trevor Bingley called earlier, found baby left at school.
23:20Sorry?
23:21Also reported social services now moving to new location, but still on same number.
23:26Mr. Glee?
23:27We'll send you address soonest if I get the job I'm going for.
23:32No, no.
23:36Two tickets to London, please.
23:46Twenty-nine Clarendon Square.
24:07Twenty-nine should be here.
24:16Gosh.
24:22Right then, let's try and get this job.
25:00Soren our, like, let's take care.
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