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Goosiesssss!!! The College Football Playoff is set and the Miami Hurricanes are taking on Texas A&M with the winner facing Ohio State in the Cotton Bowl at AT&T Stadium!
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00:00what a weekend huh what a bleeping blur of a weekend it felt like it did not stop
00:06it was just big event after big event after after goosies on top of goosies and the heat
00:13and the goosies on top of goosies and the heat and then the rest of the goosies dude
00:19what a weekend holy crap i don't even know where to start i gotta be honest with you but i think
00:27i think i i you know would have liked to get right after this with uh with somebody to apologize to
00:36but i guess i'm gonna have to wait on that uh for right now but in the meanwhile uh task at hand
00:42the miami hurricanes get the news yesterday we were doing game day uncensored and i gotta tell you up
00:52until all of the i wasn't watching the show from what i heard on the the the selection show
00:58everybody was uh was was leaning towards the canes were going to be screwed they were going to get
01:03kept out that's how the broadcast was leaning and so like we're all watching it we're we're seeing
01:09them go i had it on my you know tick by tick by tick all the spots and then finally you get the news
01:16that mario cristobal and his miami hurricanes have made the cfp justice was served undue stress
01:25by those rat bastards in the cfp committee although i'm much less angry at you now but it took you long
01:32enough i mean it took you long enough and so finally justice was served and notre dame is sent
01:40home packing don't even know if they should have maybe we should have been alabama all i know is one
01:43thing i don't know why it took so damn long why they gave us so much stress why it was so unnecessary
01:51why they like to to do this nonsense this wrestling but we're finally here and your miami hurricanes for
01:58the first time have a chance to play in the college football playoff and that my friends is goosies
02:06on top of goosies on top of goosies and for that i am happy and that was absolutely excellent so our
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02:21dorall hyundai or dorall hyundai.com hello britney how are you i'm good i'm fantastic as a rabid miami
02:30hurricanes fan as you are yes since we last what uh what are your feelings today how are you feeling
02:38i feel i still feel like it's not i don't think it's fully hit me yet um but i i'm so excited i
02:45i couldn't be happier truly i was not expecting that when i saw alabama going at nine i was like
02:51yeah we're not we're not going we're not getting in and then that orange flash across the screen and i
02:56i screamed i jumped i was freaking out i was like running around my house
03:02that's it oh yeah okay oh sorry i thought you were gonna like you took a strange ending there
03:10like i thought you had more like you went you're running around the house and then you took shots
03:14and then you you know funny you say that i did take a shot there you go
03:17i felt like there was more then you watched f1 oh f1 was before that okay uh lando one lando one
03:25yes it was a great it was a great day yesterday it was a great day yesterday it was it was fun and
03:31then we got to watch the miami dolphins absolutely throttle the new york jets uh which was the most
03:37exciting like opening 10 minutes of your life and then it was just kind of like all right can we get
03:43to the end of this please this is just please just let's just let's just get okay nope we're not
03:49going to okay this is just gonna keep going and then finally they put the dagger in them which
03:55was absolutely uh which was absolutely great so that was exciting then we had the panthers this
04:01weekend oh my god the panthers had a game of a lifetime on saturday they finally get out of their
04:09funk they erase i think it was a 4-1 deficit a 6-4 deficit they come back and tie it 6-6 mr las solas
04:17anton lundell ties it up and then sam bennett with the winner in overtime for the cats which they
04:24needed like air to breathe carter verhage ever since becoming a father is basically wayne gretzky
04:30i don't make the rules that's just what they are and he cannot be stopped yesterday they beat the
04:36islanders so they end up the weekend on a good on a good spot so that was awesome and i even watched
04:42soccer this weekend i watched the pinks now i'm happy for everybody like it's kind of one of those
04:50things like i'm happy for all of the pinks fans i'm happy for messi i'm happy i was strangely very
04:56happy for david beckham i like the beckham family they're adorable you know i like i like i liked his
05:02whole deal he seemed gooses galore congratulations to the moss family for getting this done for their
05:08little creation it was a little weird on the broadcast because i couldn't really tell the vibe
05:13of this dude i don't know who any of these people are other than that 12man fella i see him all the
05:18time but i don't know who the people are on that desk and the guy felt like he was it felt like he
05:24was trying to trick everybody like he thought he was gonna lie to everybody i guess who was watching
05:28in england and he goes yeah we're here in miami and i'm like no you're not you're very far from miami
05:34and and i felt like he so i don't know it was either two things with him where like he either was
05:39confused and was told he was in miami or he was just trying to pass it off i've asked other people
05:45this and they say no he was trying to pass it off i don't know i'm not really sure do that though
05:50i feel like that's what they were trying to do britney i'm not really sure on the on the college
05:54football selection show they had a reporter in the practice facility at um and it said miami gardens
06:00florida and i was like well that's that's coral gables yeah we've never been more accurate i mean
06:06we could just open an iphone and you can say where you are it's not uh i don't and i don't think
06:09anybody's gonna be turned off by it either it's just a very strange thing but uh either way that
06:16was cool i enjoyed it uh it was nervous it was squeaky cheeks for like two seconds when vancouver
06:21tied it and then the pinks grabbed it and then it was kind of like the thing i don't like about soccer
06:26and i know that this is uh american cretin of me but i don't like how they they can just finagle the
06:33time to be whatever they want it to be and i feel like when the pinks went up 3-1 the game should just
06:39be over over and like they all celebrate like it's a walk-off like great we don't need to do
06:43this extra time it's ridiculous but like they're all celebrating and the fireworks go off and the
06:49and the and everything is going crazy because they go up 3-1 and the pinks and then they're just like
06:55now we got to bleed out this extra four minutes it's like well why we know it should be over no more
07:00extra time the extra time should only be for the other team to be able to tie it's like an empty once
07:06the empty netter hits boom it's over like you you don't have to keep it going uh i don't know i
07:12think you have to play it because what are the other team scores they're not gonna score you didn't
07:16know that you don't know that i do know it i watched that and i was like they're not gonna score
07:20the pinks have this wrapped up i wanted everybody to roll out there celebrate and it should have been
07:26over that's why they should have let it that's why it should have just been over over i would have
07:31been done with it and i know over here richie's mad at me because he's like you're a cretin but i'm just
07:35telling you right now you're playing the extra time presumably so some other results in the game
07:41can happen so once the other result happens and you give up another goal it should be over it should
07:48be over there's nothing else to play for but whatever i mean like you know these are just my
07:53soccer ideas i pop in every once in a while i'm just trying to check it out but it was still goosies i
07:58was happy for for for everybody who got that happy for uh for the for the individuals who got sent
08:04off with a trophy and uh they've looked they reached the mountaintop that's really cool you
08:08create a franchise out of nothing and you get to a point where people are wondering is this all going
08:14to work out is this going to be uh is this going to be a joke and no they've invested a ton of money
08:19into it they took it all the way to the top so that was great i was happy for for everybody there
08:25involved with uh the pinks winning the mls cup so that was also an awesome part of the weekend
08:30um and then finally the heat which
08:33wow
08:37schmidhan says you know what else should be over jovich on the heat look i'm not giving him the
08:44blame because he is not responsible for zach levine becoming the greatest basketball player on earth
08:51but he hasn't been very good this year five turnovers like every time he walks out there
08:59he's like inventing new ways to turn over the basketball i don't understand who this person is
09:02i couldn't have been this wrong i i refuse to accept it this is not this is not my jovich
09:08i don't think you're wrong like i don't i don't think it's fair to just write him off like
09:13jaime huck has had a terrible season last year and look at him now like i don't know what's going on
09:19with him i feel like it's a confidence issue oh he's he's shook he's really shook and i think like
09:25when he goes out there he just tries to do too much and it just leads to disaster it's crazy he's like
09:30i don't even understand what he's doing out there i don't really want to understand what he's doing
09:35but i want him to fix it all right it's enough kid gloves already jovich enough of it already
09:42you're embarrassing us all right do you know how many people in this city watched serbia versus
09:49portugal not many dude what i did and i don't know where that guy is who took on portugal but i
09:56don't see him so fix it and also spo where the hell's the offense all right all of a sudden now
10:03you couldn't wait to be rats off a ship on kalal where and what the hell happened all of you did you
10:07just think you were gonna walk in off that magic game where i don't know what bam and norm
10:11powell were doing at the end of that game they both look drunk and then they walk in here like
10:16they had to go to basil and they just couldn't be bothered with basketball happening very disappointing
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