00:00I have spent the morning trying to scout.
00:03I'm a scout, you know?
00:05And so what I'm trying to do is,
00:07I've learned of this quarterback
00:09the Canes are after in the transfer portal.
00:11Washington State again, right?
00:13Yeah.
00:14Yeah!
00:17But strangely can run.
00:19Here's the kicker though.
00:22Here's how I look at things now, right?
00:28Oklahoma is his, I guess that they're number one on this.
00:33I think it's top choice.
00:34I think they have his former OC there.
00:37Right.
00:38Okay.
00:39So how much money, you're right, Vlad.
00:42That's where I'm going.
00:43How much money is Oklahoma going to give him?
00:46How much is Miami going to give him?
00:47Now.
00:48Don't pull up Florida State.
00:50That's all you got to know.
00:51If you learn, you don't want to pull a Florida State.
00:54If you got to pay for that quarterback,
00:56you're going to have to-
00:57Look at what Michigan did.
00:59Michigan learned.
01:01Michigan learned.
01:03He apparently turned down seven figures
01:04to stay at Washington State.
01:05And like, he's like, nah, not staying for seven figures.
01:09So yeah, Oklahoma is apparently,
01:11they're apparently the lead dog here, but-
01:13But how much money does Oklahoma have?
01:15I don't know.
01:16I would imagine a lot.
01:18We imagine.
01:19I would imagine a lot.
01:20Good old JR.
01:21But you also know.
01:23Cam Ward.
01:24Exactly.
01:26Cam Ward, former teammate.
01:27And that's the selling point.
01:28The selling point is, hey, if you go to Oklahoma,
01:34are we going to see you on that Saturday at the Heisman?
01:40Look what we did for him.
01:42Top five pick.
01:42He's going to be a top five pick.
01:44Now, I'm not going to tell you what to do.
01:50I'm not going to tell you what to do.
01:51We going to give you enough money, right?
01:55But look at our track record.
01:58Same quarterback from Washington State came here,
02:02Heisman Trophy finalist.
02:04Got it.
02:05Norman at Oklahoma.
02:06Can you do that in Norman?
02:08Yeah.
02:08Or Miami.
02:09I think that's it.
02:10It's Norman versus Miami.
02:12That's it.
02:13I think he's also like, he's like,
02:14Norman's going to have to offer,
02:16you would think like, listen,
02:17you got the in with the coach,
02:18but they're going to have to like,
02:19I think the first visit for him,
02:20this John Mateer is the guy's name.
02:22So like, if it's a,
02:24you got to think the coach is going to be like,
02:26all right, we're going to have to throw a big check
02:26because I don't want him going to Coral Gables.
02:29What?
02:30That's it.
02:30You just see a tumbleweed.
02:32You know what?
02:33You know what this has the makings of?
02:36This has the makings of Deshaun Watson, right?
02:40Not saying it's going to play out that way,
02:42but in order for Cleveland
02:48to keep Deshaun Watson in Cleveland,
02:50they had to offer a ridiculous amount
02:52because all the other teams look more appealing at the top.
02:56Right?
02:57So Norman versus Miami,
02:59in order for Norman to get him out of Miami,
03:03they're going to have to pay a premium.
03:04They're going to have to give him
03:05at least three to five million dollars.
03:06Wait, we got another one.
03:07I didn't even think it is.
03:09What's that?
03:09Hey, if we give you five million, there's no state tax.
03:13That's right.
03:14Well, does Oklahoma have state tax?
03:15Yes.
03:16I have no idea.
03:17I don't know what Oklahoma's tax rules are.
03:20There's only like three states that don't.
03:22I don't think Texas has state tax.
03:24Texas doesn't.
03:25Vegas doesn't.
03:26Vegas doesn't.
03:27Well, Vegas is the state.
03:28Nevada doesn't.
03:29I look, but if you're telling me
03:30five million and a booby trap, I'm in.
03:34That's the one you're going with?
03:35Booby trap?
03:36So five million and a booby trap.
03:38What does Norman have?
03:39Norman doesn't have booby trap like this.
03:41They got buggy trap.
03:43Buggy trap, man.
03:44Come on.
03:45Horse and buggy.
03:47So yeah.
03:48So listen, they can get him away from Norman
03:53because all I gotta do is show him the track record.
03:58Now here's the kicker with Oklahoma.
04:00Here's what Oklahoma could say.
04:02Oklahoma does have a tax.
04:04There's only nine states with no tax.
04:06Alaska, New Hampshire, Texas, Florida, South Dakota,
04:08Washington, Nevada, Tennessee, Wyoming.
04:11You gotta love Nevada.
04:12All the gambling, there's no state tax.
04:13Gotta love it.
04:14Get all the money from the gambling.
04:16Yep.
04:17So here's the deal.
04:19Now, here's if I'm Oklahoma, what I'm telling you.
04:25We're gonna give you more
04:27than Washington State was gonna give you.
04:30I said, but do you wanna go to the ACC
04:33and get screwed at the end of the year
04:34and not be able to play on the highest stage?
04:37Or do you wanna come here at a known powerhouse,
04:43even though we haven't been that in a while,
04:45a named school, and soon as we get anywhere close to it,
04:51you're gonna have a chance.
04:53Hold on.
04:55But you also have to feel like they actually have a chance.
04:57Like, dude, can't Oklahoma, can't Oklahoma skydive.
05:00That's what I was about to say.
05:02Again, we're going with selling points.
05:04I getcha, I getcha.
05:05Going into it, because guess what?
05:09An average SEC school
05:13is, are they in the, they're not in the ACC, they're in the.
05:17They're in the SEC.
05:18They're in the SEC.
05:19An average SEC school can get in
05:23and an exceptional ACC school might not, right?
05:29This is what I say.
05:30I say, we got, we got Munyon, we got Ashtron,
05:34we got a big ass O-line, we got, we got Cam Ward in the ear.
05:38We see that big leap that he took from the coach
05:41to the canes.
05:44We just can't, we just, we just can't let him throw that,
05:46that sooner money, all crazy, all crazy
05:49if he gets there first.
05:50Hey, the other thing they could sell is Washington, Oklahoma.
05:56Not that far trip.
05:59Washington to Miami.
06:04That's a good trip.
06:05That's a great trip.
06:07Hey, I'm not saying it's a great trip.
06:10I'm not saying, I'm just, hey, all I'm saying,
06:12if you got mom and them, mom and them nearby.
06:16Well, I think he's from Little Elm, Texas.
06:18Right.
06:19So it's a two and a half hour flight to where?
06:23But so you don't know what part of Texas,
06:26you know how big Texas is, dude.
06:28I don't know how far Little Elm is.
06:30Little Elm?
06:30Wait, first of all, it ain't Houston, knucklehead.
06:35Where's Little Elm?
06:37Where's Little Elm?
06:40Where's Little Elm?
06:41You done already made assumptions.
06:42It could be closer to Nevada.
06:45Little Elm, Texas on a map.
06:47Let's see.
06:50All right, Little Elm, Texas is only 48 minutes away
06:52from Dallas.
06:53It's like, yeah, it's from Dallas.
06:54It's like Dallas, which is.
06:56So how many hours is Dallas from Miami?
06:59It's a five.
07:00Two and a half.
07:01No, it's not.
07:02Two and a half, three hours.
07:03No, it's not.
07:05You lose, remember you gain an hour.
07:07It's still, just because it's time change
07:09don't mean the flight time.
07:11Oh my goodness, dude.
07:12Whatever.
07:13You know the flight time is the flight time.
07:15I don't care what time it is.
07:17Tobin, we about to have one.
07:18I almost kicked your ass in the airport over there.
07:20Listen, Central Time screws me up, dude.
07:22Don't talk to me about that.
07:25The flight time don't change
07:26because the time where you fly changes.
07:30D Smith says Nevin Shapiro is out.
07:32Maybe he can broker a deal.
07:33Can I ask a question?
07:34Why the hell?
07:36That is right.
07:37Two hours and 40 minutes nonstop from little M to Miami
07:42because you're going to have to take DFW.
07:44Of course.
07:46And how long to Oklahoma?
07:48Probably a two and a half hour road trip.
07:50It might be another two and a half hours.
07:52But let me ask you this.
07:53Why the hell did Nevin Shapiro get pardoned?
07:57I was like, what?
07:59Why is he, did he, like,
08:02that was the strangest headline that came over TMZ
08:05is that the president pardoned Nevin Shapiro.
08:08That was weird.
08:09I was like, wait, why?
08:10There had to be some kind of,
08:12I mean, there's got to be somebody who knows somebody,
08:14but I just found that very, very odd.
08:16What the hell was going on there?
08:18Because what he got in trouble with is legal.
08:21Oh, no, he got, no, no.
08:22It was like a $300 million Ponzi scheme.
08:24Yeah, I don't know.
08:27Shapiro, by the way, didn't Shapiro say,
08:29he said that the giants were going to hire the Cain's OC.
08:32That's what he said.
08:33They're going to, after they draft Cam Ward,
08:35they're going to, they're going to hire Dawson.
08:36See, if they lose Dawson, that to me is like a,
08:39but if they keep Dawson, Cam Ward,
08:41you're like, come on, baby.
08:42You saw what he did for me.
08:43Come on.
08:45I don't know.
08:46I like this stuff.
08:47There's a lot of things that have to happen
08:50for this to work because that would kind of suck
08:54if the Giants draft Cam Ward and then take the OC.
09:04But here's the other, here's the other problem.
09:07The other problem with the Giants is,
09:09do you want to be a first round pick and end up in the point?
09:12Man, I don't know.
09:14I don't know.
09:15I mean, when was the last, Eli Manning?
09:18Yeah, Eli.
09:19I mean, Mark Sanchez has some success with the Jets.
09:24Wait, wait, wait.
09:25Last what?
09:25Quarterback in New York.
09:26Do you want me to work out for the Giants?
09:28Daniel Jones.
09:29Would you want to be Daniel Jones?
09:31No, we're talking about that worked out.
09:35And was Daniel Jones ever loved as a New York quarterback?
09:38Nope.
09:38Not really.
09:39Nope.
09:40They love Saquon Barkley and he was a product
09:43of having Saquon Barkley behind him.
09:46And the Giants didn't even realize that.
09:52Wild.
09:53He says it's his relationship with the Miami AD.
09:55She's close to Biden.
09:56I don't know if that's true or not, but maybe that makes sense.
09:58Oh, okay.
09:59Oh, Shalala, the former AD.
10:02Yeah.
10:03The former president.
10:04Yep.
10:05Who wanted nothing to do with Nevin Shapiro.
10:07Now all of a sudden, she's speaking on his behalf.
10:09I don't think that's true.
10:10Yeah, that sounds crazy, right?
10:15And she's no longer with us, right?
10:18She's no longer with the school.
10:19Is the Shalala still alive?
10:20Oh, you can't say that.
10:23That's not what that means.
10:25She's no longer with us.
10:26Not, you know, and he, like, like.
10:30She's 83, like, it was a fair question.
10:32I'm sorry.
10:33I apologize.
10:34No, but someone tried to save it.
10:36It was the way he tried to save it, right?
10:38Yeah, she's no longer with us.
10:38I apologize.
10:39I apologize.
10:40She's no longer the president of the school, right?
10:42No, bro.
10:43No, no, no, that's not what, no, no.
10:47All right.
10:47I thought she was gone.
10:48I apologize.
10:49I thought Shalala was gone for a second.
10:50I knew it.
10:51You tried to, you tried to.
10:52For two presidents.
10:53Suddenly, no.
10:54Yeah.
10:55No, no.
10:56He tried to kick that leg out
10:57and save the puck on the other side of the net.
10:59He tried to do a kick save and a beauty,
11:00but it was, the puck was already past you, buddy.
11:03I apologize.
11:04I apologize, Shalala.
11:06I apologize.
11:07But you did look really happy
11:08looking at that bowling alley check.
11:10Oh.
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