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00:00Tonight on The Tonight Show.
00:06After seeing Brad Pitt in eyeliner, I wore eyeliner.
00:10True.
00:16Hi, I'm Archibald. This is Drew.
00:18Ow!
00:25From Studio 6B in Rockefeller Center
00:28in the heart of New York City,
00:30it's The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon.
00:34Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:36Tonight joins Jimmy and his guests,
00:37Mila Kunis, Zoe DeChanel, Sam Altman,
00:41musical guests, St. Paul and the Broken Bones,
00:44and featuring the legendary Roots crew.
00:472-2-2-7!
00:49And now, here he is!
00:52Jimmy Fallon!
00:56Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:58Hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:00Hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:02Come on, now!
01:03Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:08Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:09That's great.
01:10Thank you very much.
01:12There it goes!
01:14Come on.
01:18Come on.
01:20Oh, it sounds great!
01:22Thank you very much.
01:23Welcome, everybody.
01:24Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show.
01:27You're here.
01:28You made it.
01:31Welcome, everybody.
01:32Well, guys, last night,
01:33President Trump became the first president
01:35to host the Kennedy Center Honors himself.
01:38Yeah.
01:39It was like the Golden Globes if the host
01:41was also a Golden Globe.
01:43Orange is gold.
01:45You could tell it was Trump's award show
01:47because the red carpet was just one of his neckties.
01:51I love watching the red carpet pre-show.
01:53The press was like,
01:54Mr. President, Mr. President,
01:55what compression socks are you wearing?
02:00Copper fit?
02:01I don't know.
02:02Trump said he rejected honorees who were too woke.
02:06Then he slept through all the acceptance speeches.
02:09Wake up! Wake up!
02:11Yep, Trump decided to host the Kennedy Center Honors himself.
02:15And you could tell that he was running
02:16every aspect of the award show.
02:18Check out the In Memoriam that they played.
02:20And now let's look back at the things we've lost
02:23this past year.
02:26You raise me up
02:29so I can stand on mountains.
02:34You raise me up
02:37to walk on
02:39stormy seas.
02:41I said, stormy.
02:43I am strong
02:45when I am
02:47on your shoulders.
02:50Can you imagine me on your shoulders?
02:52You raise me up
02:54to more
02:56than I
02:57can be.
03:03Beautiful.
03:05Beautiful.
03:06Speaking of Trump, he just announced that he's granted
03:09approval for tiny cars to be built in the United States.
03:13I have a feeling that if Trump got into a tiny car,
03:16he'd never be able to get out.
03:18I live here now.
03:21Burger me.
03:24A lot of people are talking about this.
03:25Netflix just shocked the entertainment industry
03:27by announcing an $83 billion deal
03:30to buy Warner Brothers and HBO.
03:33Yeah, Netflix is buying almost everything Warner Brothers owns
03:36except CNN.
03:39Basically, if Warner Brothers was an edible arrangement,
03:41CNN is the cantaloupe.
03:44Meanwhile, today, Paramount challenged Netflix and announced
03:47a $108 billion hostile takeover bid for Warner Brothers.
03:51Yep, Netflix offered $83 billion, Paramount offered $108 billion,
03:55and Tubi offered $20 bucks, a pack of Slim Jims,
03:58and two scratch-offs.
04:01Well, some more entertainment news.
04:03Last night, there was a new episode of The Real Housewives
04:05of Potomac, and it got really heated.
04:07There was a lot of drama between Stacy and Tia.
04:11Now, if you missed it, don't worry, because here to reenact
04:13that scene with actual lines from the show
04:16are the Roots' own Tariq and Questlove.
04:24Thanks, Jimmy.
04:25Tonight, I'll be playing the role of Stacy,
04:27a QVC presenter who's being confronted by Tia
04:30about being a liar.
04:32And I'll be playing Tia, a realtor who's confronting Stacy
04:36about being a liar.
04:38Okay, whenever you're ready.
04:44I'm going to tell you why I'm upset with you.
04:49When I came into this group, I had heard things
04:52that you were, like, alleged against you,
04:55and I gave you the benefit of the doubt.
04:57All the while, you're just courting me saying
04:59you had to have my back with the ladies.
05:01I never said that.
05:02Oh, yes, you did.
05:04No, no, you're a liar.
05:06Why are you trying to hijack this conversation?
05:10Because you're trying to build...
05:12No, no, no. Go ahead.
05:14Well...
05:15No, no, no. Go on.
05:16I will...
05:17No, just go.
05:18I will if you just shut the up for one second.
05:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
05:22Whoa!
05:23You are not going to tell me to shut up.
05:25As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted...
05:29No, no, no, no.
05:30You see?
05:31See, this is the real her.
05:33She plays prim and proper,
05:35but just like you said,
05:37I don't need to play.
05:39I am prim and proper.
05:41I have extended my manners.
05:43But you didn't extend any manners.
05:45I didn't.
05:46You acted so unladylike.
05:50You want to fit in so bad.
05:54You are the person that has been in this group for a year,
05:57and you still don't fit in.
06:01Oh.
06:02My.
06:03God.
06:04You are a try-hard.
06:06Just like your fashion.
06:08Get your ass up out of my face.
06:10Get out!
06:11Get out!
06:12Not today.
06:13You won't act unladylike.
06:15Take your things and be gone.
06:16Toodle-oo.
06:17I've had enough.
06:18I'm done.
06:19I have other things to do to this.
06:21Get out!
06:22Toodles!
06:23Toodles!
06:26Wow.
06:27Might be the best.
06:28Oh, my gosh.
06:32And the Emmy goes to...
06:34Oh, my gosh.
06:36Questlove and Tariq, everyone.
06:38That was...
06:40Well, listen to this, guys.
06:44The Louvre just announced that hundreds of Egyptian books
06:47were damaged in a recent water leak.
06:49Ooh.
06:50Yeah.
06:51The Egyptians were like, well, they would have been fine
06:52if you just left them here in the desert.
06:54Nice!
07:01The Louvre.
07:02Right now, the director of the Louvre is like,
07:04I'm ready for 2025 to be over.
07:06Okay.
07:07Well, guys, New York City is in the middle of a cold snap,
07:10with temperatures dropping down into the teens.
07:13And here now to talk about it is our weather correspondent,
07:15Jerome Davis.
07:16Thanks for joining us.
07:17Jerome!
07:18Hey, Jimmy.
07:19Thanks for having me.
07:21So, tell us, how cold is it out there right now?
07:25Jimmy, it is freezing right now.
07:27It feels like the city is one giant icebox.
07:30I mean, it's so cold right now,
07:32I'm gonna go hug a toaster oven to defrost my nipples.
07:37Sorry?
07:39Sorry?
07:40What did you just say?
07:42Oh, could you not hear me?
07:43I said, it's so cold right now,
07:45I'm gonna go to McDonald's for a toasty McGriddle.
07:50Oh.
07:53Okay.
07:54I thought you said something else.
07:55So, how is everyone managing to stay warm?
07:58Well, many people stay indoors, turn up the heat,
08:01but personally, I just hop, buck naked in my neighbor's jacuzzi,
08:05and wave to the ring cam.
08:08Sorry.
08:11Sorry, you do what?
08:13I said, I personally, I just wear a puffy jacket
08:17and scroll through the Instagram.
08:19Is there something wrong with the audio, or?
08:21Well, maybe not.
08:22I can't tell.
08:23It's important to keep a warm core to prevent hyperthermia.
08:26Are people wearing layers?
08:27Oh, yes, definitely.
08:29People are wearing lots of layers.
08:31But I keep my core warm by slowly drizzling my chest
08:35with hot nacho cheese.
08:37Okay, now I'm positive.
08:39I just heard you say you keep your core warm
08:41by drizzling your chest with hot nacho cheese?
08:44I most certainly did not say that.
08:47I said I drink hot toddies so my core doesn't freeze.
08:51What's going on with the connection?
08:54Let's just wrap this up.
08:56By the way, are you cold right now?
08:58You're not even wearing a coat.
09:00But what I am wearing is a kilt,
09:02and I'm standing over a subway grate like Marilyn Monroe.
09:06Oh, boy, trains are coming.
09:08Oh, baby, that's hot.
09:15Get out of here.
09:17Get out of here.
09:21I'm gonna stop having that guy on.
09:25Bye, take care.
09:27Go, take care.
09:28Take a walk.
09:29Take a walk.
09:30Take a walk.
09:31Take care, buddy.
09:32Good to see you again.
09:34Take care, buddy.
09:39All right, all right, all right.
09:41Show's off the rails tonight.
09:42All right, get him out of here.
09:43Oh, my God.
09:44Finally, guys, we have exactly seven shows left
09:51before we go on Christmas break,
09:53which means it's time for that beloved Tonight Show tradition,
09:5512 Days of Christmas Sweaters.
09:5812 Days of Christmas Sweaters.
10:0012 Days of Christmas Sweaters.
10:01Seven days left.
10:06That's right.
10:08Every show between now and Christmas,
10:10we'll be giving one lucky audience member
10:12a Slamazing Christmas Sweater from our Countdown to Christmas Cabinet.
10:18Since there are seven shows left, let's open door number seven.
10:27Can I just say, I'm having the best time.
10:37You are?
10:39Yes!
10:40Ever since I was little, I always wanted to open tiny doors,
10:46and it's been a dream of mine.
10:49So I just want to say to you, Jimmy,
10:53thank you for making that dream come true.
10:58Oh, my God.
11:01Richard.
11:06Richard, don't cry.
11:08Don't cry.
11:10I wasn't.
11:11I was acting!
11:13All right, thank you, Richard.
11:14Here we go.
11:15Now, so door number seven.
11:17Richard, whenever you're ready.
11:19Oh!
11:20Fence.
11:21Oh!
11:26This is a beauty.
11:28Richard, thank you.
11:29This is...
11:35Wow.
11:36This is gorgeous.
11:38All right, now, let's see who's going home with tonight's sweater.
11:41Everyone, look at your seat number.
11:43If I call your number, I need you to jump up
11:45and let me know where you are.
11:46Quest, can I get a drum roll, please?
11:49Who wants me to pick their number?
11:50Do you have one?
11:55237!
12:09Get over here!
12:12How are you?
12:13Nice to see you.
12:14Welcome!
12:17Congratulations.
12:18You've won tonight's Christmas sweater.
12:20What is your name?
12:21Bella.
12:22Bella, where are you from?
12:23Toms River, New Jersey.
12:25Hey! I love Toms River, New Jersey!
12:29Bella, you have a beautiful outfit on time, but it's very thin.
12:32It's cold outside.
12:33Yeah, I need that.
12:34You need this sweater.
12:35Would you like to try it on right now?
12:37Can I?
12:38Yeah, please.
12:39Can you?
12:40No, this is exciting.
12:41I'll help you.
12:43You look gorgeous.
12:45No, look.
12:46Oh!
12:47This is stunning.
12:48You look stunning.
12:49Look at that.
12:51You look stunning!
12:52Come on!
12:53Gorgeous!
12:55Congratulations!
12:56Round of applause for our winner.
12:58Stick around.
12:59We're talking to Mila Kunis.
13:00When we come back, everybody.
13:01Everybody.
13:01When I thought the night didn't get better,
13:03I'm a woken girl and never had this better.
13:06We're laughing, we're laughing, we're laughing, we're laughing.
13:09We're talking, we're talking, we're talking.
13:21Our first guest is a Golden Globe-nominated actor
13:24who you can see in the new movie
13:25Wake Up Dead Man, a Knives Out Mystery.
13:29It's in select theaters now and on Netflix Friday.
13:32Everyone, please welcome Mila Kunis!
13:53Welcome, welcome, welcome back.
13:55Jimmy, I just realized I wore the wrong dress for sitting.
13:58I really did. As I sat down, I was like,
13:59boy, this is really...
14:01This is way more comfortable in this dress,
14:03but I don't think that that's going to be approved.
14:04You could sit like that.
14:06This is how I have to sit for the whole interview.
14:07I'll just do it with you and act like that's how you sit.
14:09Do I look weird sitting like this, though?
14:10No, this looks normal.
14:11It's perfect.
14:13This is how I can sit.
14:14This is perfect.
14:15Okay.
14:16No, you look...
14:17No, that looks perfect. That looks normal.
14:18I feel like, okay, whatever.
14:19You look great. Thank you.
14:20How are you? How's the fam?
14:21How's everything going?
14:22Everybody's really good.
14:23Yeah?
14:23Yes.
14:24I want to talk about your movie because I absolutely loved it.
14:26I love the Knives Out movies.
14:28This one is fantastic.
14:29It's the third one in the series.
14:30Wake Up, Dead Man.
14:31Yeah.
14:31Knives Out.
14:32You got Rian Johnson.
14:33Oh, yeah. Clap.
14:34Yeah.
14:36Because there's a murder.
14:39There is a murder.
14:41It's so good.
14:41Yeah, Daniel Craig is off the chain. Great.
14:45Yes.
14:45Everybody's great in this, by the way.
14:47It's such a fun experience.
14:48Josh O'Connor, Kerry Washington, Glenn Close.
14:51Yes.
14:51Everybody hits home runs.
14:53I love the movie because of all these movies.
14:55I never have any idea where it's going to go.
14:57There's another twist, another turn.
14:58It's so good.
14:59It pays off at the end.
15:01You play a police officer.
15:03Do you think that you would be a good police officer
15:05with solving crimes?
15:07Um...
15:09I think I'd be fine.
15:11Yeah?
15:11I think I would have too many feelings.
15:13Like, I would just...
15:14I would be like, no, I don't know.
15:16No, I would fail.
15:17I don't think I would get past the Academy.
15:18I thought maybe we could play a fun game here
15:21where it's called Snap Judgments, okay?
15:23Well, that I can do.
15:24I'm really good at judging.
15:27Yeah.
15:27Judging, I can do.
15:28Judging, you can do?
15:29Judging, creative judging.
15:32All right, here's what we're going to do.
15:33So we have two cards, all right?
15:35We're going to have to instantly guess
15:36if the other person is lying or telling the truth, okay?
15:38You just say true or false.
15:40Are we on a clock, or do I just say it right away?
15:42I just trust system.
15:43We'll just say it right away.
15:44Okay, go.
15:45We can't afford a clock.
15:46Okay, great.
15:47Sorry.
15:48My middle name is Allen.
15:51James Allen?
15:53False.
15:55After seeing Brad Pitt in eyeliner, I wore eyeliner.
15:59True.
16:00You didn't even think for a second on that one.
16:12Okay, sorry.
16:13In college, I majored in computer programming.
16:20False.
16:21God, that's going to be true, isn't it?
16:23Oh, wait.
16:24I performed stand-up at Woodstock, 99.
16:30False.
16:31True.
16:32No, false.
16:33No, true, true, true.
16:34True, true, true.
16:35Okay, I don't know.
16:37What's the next one?
16:40I think mayonnaise is disgusting.
16:42True.
16:45True.
16:45False.
16:46All right.
16:47True, I don't know.
16:49Let's see how you did.
16:50You answered true, false for the last three of them.
16:52But my middle name is Allen.
16:55You guessed false, because that would be Jimmy Allen Fallon.
16:58You are correct.
17:00That is not my middle name.
17:01It's Thomas.
17:02This is Thomas.
17:03Okay.
17:05This is the one.
17:06This is the one that's going to stick in my head.
17:08After seeing Brad Pitt in eyeliner, I wore eyeliner.
17:12You immediately said true.
17:15That is false.
17:16I did not.
17:17In college, I majored in computer programming.
17:20That is true.
17:21I knew it.
17:22Yeah.
17:22I think I said one of them.
17:23I can't.
17:24I loved it.
17:24Yeah.
17:25I performed stand-up at Woodstock.
17:27Where did you land on that?
17:31False.
17:31I did.
17:32I said true.
17:34Oh, I didn't mean to curse.
17:35I'm so sorry.
17:35Didn't I say?
17:37It's crossed out on the cue card, because no one knew what you were saying.
17:41No, no, no.
17:42Go with the cue card.
17:42I think mayonnaise is disgusting.
17:46I said true to that.
17:49You love mayo?
17:50Oh.
17:50No, I do not like mayonnaise.
17:51I think it's disgusting.
17:53Ah!
17:54Ah!
17:55I hate mayonnaise.
17:56Ah!
17:58Ew!
17:59Ew!
18:00It reminds me of puss.
18:03I like you.
18:04All right, here we go.
18:05Here we go, everybody.
18:08You want to play?
18:09You want to play?
18:10Okay.
18:11Don't look.
18:11So you got two correct.
18:12I got all correct.
18:13Is that right?
18:14I got one wrong.
18:15True.
18:16No, we're going by one.
18:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:19No, no, no, no, no.
18:20She can judge.
18:21Two and a half.
18:22Judge, she says two and a half.
18:23Okay, okay.
18:24All right, here we go.
18:25All right.
18:26I did tequila shots with Helen Mirren in Milan.
18:30True.
18:31My first pet's name was Jason Priestley.
18:34True.
18:35Okay.
18:36Chuck Norris taught me how to punch.
18:39Wow.
18:41That would be so cool.
18:43I'm going to say true again.
18:45Kristen Bell sang me happy birthday at Benihana's.
18:52True.
18:53Okay.
18:54I once reached level 70 in World of Warcraft.
19:02True.
19:03Wait, did I say everything was true?
19:04Yep.
19:05Is any of them false?
19:07Yep.
19:08Gosh, darn it.
19:09Should I do it again?
19:10Yep.
19:11Yes.
19:12All right, let me do it real fast.
19:13Oh, real fast.
19:14I did tequila shots with Helen Mirren in Milan.
19:15False.
19:16My first pet's name was Jason Priestley.
19:17False.
19:18Chuck Norris taught me how to punch.
19:19Oh, I think you're cool.
19:20I think that's true.
19:21Okay.
19:22K-Bell sang me happy birthday at Benihana's.
19:24She's fun. I think that's true.
19:25Okay.
19:26I once reached level 70 in World of Warcraft.
19:27I feel like you might have a nerdy side,
19:29so I'm going to say that's true.
19:30Okay.
19:31Okay.
19:32All right, first one.
19:33All right, so the first one, I guess, false.
19:35You did tequila shots with Helen Mirren in Milan.
19:37False.
19:38It is false.
19:39It's false.
19:42It's false.
19:44Your first pet's name was Jason Priestley.
19:47I said false.
19:48It's true?
19:49It's false.
19:50Yes!
19:51It is false.
19:52All right, here's where it might go off the rails.
19:55Chuck Norris taught me how to punch.
19:57I just want that to be true.
19:59It's true.
20:01Okay.
20:04All right.
20:05Kristen Bell sang you happy birthday at Benihana.
20:08That is not true.
20:10Ah!
20:11No, sorry.
20:12Okay.
20:13It's a good one.
20:14Okay.
20:15You once reached level 70 in World of Warcraft.
20:17I said that was true.
20:18That is sadly true.
20:20Yes!
20:21I did really well!
20:22Did he? Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24Four to two and a half.
20:26I'm the reigning champ.
20:27Yay, me!
20:28I want to show everyone a clip.
20:33Here's Mila Kunis and Daniel Craig in Wake Up Dead Man.
20:36Take a look.
20:37I owe Detective Elliott a fruit basket for giving me your number.
20:40I am just glad to be of service.
20:42Geraldine, you had the foresight to see that this goes way beyond normal police work.
20:47This is something you and I have not experienced.
20:51A textbook example of a perfectly impossible crime.
20:56The stuff of detective fiction.
20:58This should not exist in our real world.
21:01And yet here it is.
21:04The Holy Grail.
21:06Look, I love the passion.
21:08I just need to feel confident that you know this case is solvable.
21:11Well, I'm incapable of not solving a crime.
21:13That moment of checkmate.
21:15When I take the stage and unravel my opponent's web.
21:20Well, you'll see.
21:22It's fun.
21:23Oh, yeah!
21:24Mila Kunis, everyone!
21:26Wake Up Dead Man! A Knives Out Mystery!
21:29is in select theaters now and on Netflix Friday.
21:33We'll be right back with more Tonight Show, everybody.
21:36Come on up.
21:37What up, what up? It's the man you better know and love.
21:39Whether you can surprise the curse queens
21:43because I'm from his first train. Yeah.
21:48Our next guest is an Emmy and Grammy-nominated performer
21:52who stars in the new film, Merv,
21:54which begins streaming this Wednesday on Prime Video.
21:57Please welcome Zooey Deschanel!
22:00You're my dog. You're my dog. You're my dog. You're my dog. You're my dog. You're my dog.
22:09Zoey! Yes!
22:13Come on! I'm so happy you're here.
22:16I'm so happy to be here.
22:18Zoey, we go way back, by the way.
22:20I know.
22:21We did a music video for one of my songs.
22:24Your song was just so good.
22:26Idiot Boyfriend.
22:27Everybody knows it.
22:28Yeah, of course. Don't sing it all at once.
22:30Don't sing it all at once.
22:32But if you wanted to.
22:33We'll do it after the show.
22:36You know it.
22:37I had so much fun hanging out with you.
22:39It's so fun. I love that.
22:41Was it a long shoot?
22:42It was like several days, I think.
22:44Yes, yeah. It was like a long shoot.
22:45It was back when they had budgets for videos.
22:48Yes. And we did different genres like Bobby Brown.
22:51Yep. Prince.
22:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:54Who else did we do? You were a disco.
22:56It was like an off-the-wall kind of...
22:58It was a Michael Jackson off-the-wall.
22:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:00It was floating in space in that silver outfit.
23:01Yeah. Yeah, that was really good.
23:03Oh, my God. You were the best to work with.
23:04It was so fun. You were.
23:05No, stop, stop, stop.
23:06You were.
23:07The coolest.
23:09You're so talented.
23:10And I always wanted to ask you about this story,
23:13because I loved you on New Girl as well.
23:15And you have to explain when Prince was on New Girl.
23:26Uh-huh. What do you want me to explain about it?
23:28Well, how did it happen? And who called who?
23:31And how does Prince end up on the show?
23:34How did it all go down?
23:35Yeah. Great question.
23:38Okay, so I get an e-mail, like, out of the blue one day.
23:42Yep.
23:43From an unknown e-mail.
23:45And it's like, hello, I'm manager to legendary artist Prince.
23:50And I was like, this is a joke for sure.
23:53Who got my e-mail? Who's pranking me?
23:56And so I sent the e-mail along to my agent.
23:59I'm like, this can't be legit.
24:01But just, like, check.
24:02Because if it were Prince, I'd be stoked, of course.
24:05And then he took a few days and he got back to me.
24:09He's like, this is legit.
24:11And, I mean, the body of the letter was like,
24:13Prince loves New Girl.
24:16Watching it on tour with his band.
24:19Very invested in Nick and Jess.
24:22Um...
24:23Oh, my gosh.
24:25Wants to come on.
24:26He's the best. He's the best.
24:28And then, so when he came, not only did I then get to do a...
24:33Like, release a single with him, which was a complete surprise to me.
24:38It was a scratch vocal I did for, like, like, as a prerecord for the set.
24:43And, like, Prince disappeared for, like, six hours.
24:46And he came back and he's like, I mixed it into a single.
24:49Okay?
24:51And then, not only that, but I was the one who got a sign.
24:54I have, like, a weird superpower where I'm not, like, afraid to talk to anyone.
24:58It's not that I'm not intimidated by people, but I can just talk, like, endlessly.
25:03Yeah.
25:04So, they were like, you have to go hang out with Prince.
25:07And I was like, yes.
25:09Watch me.
25:10I will.
25:11I will.
25:12So, I went and I, like, I hung out with Prince.
25:14Like, I was, like, his, like, host for the day.
25:17I, like...
25:18What did you talk to him about?
25:19Everything. Like, pancakes.
25:21Zoe, you are unbelievable.
25:24You are not being serious.
25:26You talked to Prince about pancakes?
25:28Omelets. Yeah, everything.
25:29Omelets?
25:30Everything.
25:31What do you mean, omelets?
25:32I'll tell you, he made omelets with coconut oil.
25:34That's all I know.
25:35Did you ever know that?
25:37I still haven't tried.
25:38Did you know that? He liked coconut oil?
25:40Yeah.
25:41You knew about...
25:42I did not know about that.
25:43I did not know about coconut oil.
25:45Yeah, and then once he had a guitar, like, he could just play, like, anything.
25:50And he started playing the Tighten Up by Archie Belle and the Drells.
25:53And I go, that's the Tighten Up.
25:55Oh, he goes, what's that?
25:57And I go, Archie Belle and the Drells.
25:59You would know.
26:00And I knew, and I was, like, just stoked I knew his reference.
26:03And then I was kind of good with him for the rest of the time.
26:06But you always... I love that you're like, that's Archie Belle and the Drells.
26:09Yeah.
26:10Tighten Up.
26:11Yeah.
26:12Everybody knows Tighten Up.
26:14You guys know Tighten Up, right?
26:15They have to. Of course, Ruth knows Archie Belle and the Drells.
26:18You guys are working out. We'll talk later.
26:21It's called the Tighten Up.
26:24It's called the Tighten Up.
26:25It's called the Tighten Up.
26:26I already knew it.
26:28It's called the Tighten Up.
26:30Yeah.
26:31Yeah.
26:33Can you hit...
26:38There you go.
26:42Hi, I'm Archie Belle. This is Drells.
26:49I love that.
26:50So you bond with Prince.
26:52You guys are like the band version of Prince.
26:54This is incredible.
26:55Yeah, this is like having Prince.
26:57This is like having Prince.
26:59Thank you for telling that story.
27:00Of course.
27:02Let's talk about the cutest.
27:04Let's talk about Merv. Oh, my gosh.
27:07Can we describe? I know. It's so cute.
27:09Look at Merv.
27:11Now, by the way, how do we explain what Merv is about?
27:14Okay, so it's fairly easy to explain.
27:17Yep.
27:18It's a story of a couple that's broken up,
27:23but they share custody of a dog,
27:24which happens to a lot of people.
27:26Yeah.
27:27Because dogs are our family, too.
27:29And the dog becomes depressed because they're broken up,
27:34and they have to take the dog on vacation together.
27:38It's so cute.
27:39So it's really cute.
27:40And it takes place at Christmas.
27:42So it's not like not a hard Christmas movie like Elf,
27:46where it's like they're going hard at the Christmas.
27:48Yeah.
27:49It's like a soft Christmas movie,
27:50like a Love Actually or something like that,
27:51where there's like Christmas in the background kind of.
27:53Yeah.
27:54So it's got Christmassy elements.
27:56It's got dog elements, and it has rom-com elements.
27:59Come on. What more do you want?
28:02I love it. I love Merv.
28:05I want to show a clip.
28:06Here's Zooey Deschanel in Merv.
28:08Take a look.
28:09Anna, what are you doing here?
28:10I'm trying to help our dog.
28:12When you sent that picture of him looking so sad still,
28:16I felt awful.
28:17This is because of us.
28:18And if there's anything I can do to help him feel better
28:22before his little heart explodes, I will do it.
28:25Like what? Cheering him up with your mere presence?
28:27He's probably freaked out.
28:28You've turned up dressed like some weird lady spy.
28:32Bruce Hall, lady spies are just spies,
28:35in case you didn't get them in.
28:37And also, I'm dressed like this because I'm allergic to the sun.
28:40Oh, here we go.
28:41You know that. I get hives all over my body.
28:43No, you don't. You don't get hives.
28:44You get sunburned.
28:45One full hive.
28:46You get sunburned.
28:47Come on, not in front of Merv!
28:49Come on, guys!
28:50Zellerie de Chanel!
28:52Merv begins streaming this Wednesday on Prime Video.
28:57More Tonight Show after the break.
28:58Stick around, everybody!
28:59Now make aмен.
29:00Yay!
29:01It's coming tight, Yeah!
29:02It's coming tight,
29:05it's coming up now,
29:07It's coming tight,
29:08go on and do it,
29:12It's coming tough y'all,
29:14A new to tighten up,
29:15It's coming tight,
29:16combustible tonight,
29:18Ц Gaming up now,
29:20go on and do it,
29:22I don't like you, but I ain't concerned
29:28because I'm more concerned with the pay than I earn.
29:30And listen.
29:32Our next guest is an entrepreneur, investor,
29:35and technology executive best known as the CEO
29:38and co-founder of OpenAI,
29:41the artificial intelligence research company
29:43behind ChatGPT.
29:45Please welcome Sam Altman!
29:47Thank you so much for coming on.
30:02Sam, you've been considered one of the leading figures in AI.
30:07You co-founded OpenAI, which led to ChatGPT,
30:12which is celebrating three years now.
30:14ChatGPT.
30:16When all this is happening, first off,
30:20what is ChatGPT?
30:22Can we just do that for anyone?
30:24My dad's probably watching it.
30:25It's like an AI chatbot.
30:26You ask a question, it tells you what to do.
30:28And it tells you what to do.
30:29And so it's like Google search,
30:31but you've made it into more of a thing
30:33that you can have a conversation with.
30:35Yeah.
30:35You know, it's gotten, like, much smarter
30:37over the last three years.
30:38So it used to not do very much.
30:39Maybe it used to only do Google search.
30:40And now it can, like, really do a lot of stuff.
30:42People are asking it for, like, health care advice,
30:45how to learn stuff.
30:46Yeah, tell me what are the pros of ChatGPT?
30:50The number of people that reach out to us
30:52and are like, I had this crazy health condition.
30:55I couldn't figure out what was going on.
30:56I just put my symptoms into ChatGPT,
30:57and it told me what test to ask the doctor for,
31:00and I got it, and now I'm cured.
31:01Like, that's great.
31:02That happens a lot.
31:03Wow.
31:03You can definitely learn anything.
31:05Anything?
31:06Pretty much.
31:07I haven't found anything I can't learn.
31:08You can do your work way, way faster.
31:10You can use it instead of Google.
31:11You can use it for, like, advice about your life.
31:13People talk about all the people in their life
31:15and trying to figure out what to do.
31:16It's...
31:17The idea is it's like a general purpose
31:19sort of life advisor.
31:20Yeah.
31:21And I know that you and your husband
31:22just had a baby.
31:23Congratulations.
31:23We did. Thank you.
31:24Yeah.
31:24How old...
31:26How old is he?
31:27Eight months.
31:27Eight months old?
31:28Yeah.
31:29Are you loving him?
31:30So much.
31:30It's the greatest thing in the world.
31:31I have no non-cliche thing to say,
31:32but it is by far so much better
31:35than anything anyone tells you.
31:37I am just so incredibly happy.
31:39And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?
31:42I cannot imagine having gone through,
31:44like, figuring out how to raise a newborn
31:45without ChatGPT.
31:46Clearly, people did it for a long time.
31:47No problem.
31:48Yes.
31:49But...
31:49Yeah, they did.
31:52So I know, like, it's clearly was possible.
31:54Yes, it was possible.
31:55But I have relied on it so much.
31:58I mean, it's obviously, like,
32:00the most important thing to have in my life,
32:01so it's top of mind, and I use it all the time.
32:03But, like, I was...
32:04A couple of months ago, I was at a party.
32:06I was talking to this guy, and, you know,
32:07we had kids about the same age,
32:08so we were talking about that.
32:10And, you know, he was like,
32:11oh, you know, what's your kid doing?
32:12Normal conversation.
32:13And he's like, yeah, these, you know,
32:15six months old, once they start crawling,
32:17it's everywhere.
32:18They go everywhere.
32:19And I was like, my six-month-old can't crawl yet.
32:21And he was like, you sure, like, you know,
32:23maybe, he's like, you sure about that?
32:24You think he's okay?
32:26And I was like...
32:26And I was like, well, I think he's, like,
32:28about to start.
32:29I'm sure he's doing fine.
32:29And, by the way, I bet my kid can do a lot of things
32:31yours can't, so it's all right.
32:36It's like, do I need to take my kid
32:37to, like, the doctor tomorrow morning?
32:38Is this okay?
32:39Should every kid be able to walk at six months?
32:41Yeah, yeah, crawl.
32:42Um, and...
32:43I mean, yours can't.
32:45No, no, yours can't.
32:47Mine walked at six.
32:48Yeah.
32:48But, uh...
32:50Mine was on Dancing with the Stars at seven months.
32:52There we go.
32:53Semi-finalist, no big deal.
32:55Um, but it was a really...
32:57I got this, like, great answer back,
32:58which was, like, of course it's normal.
33:01Of course you don't need to go to the doctor.
33:02You know, parents do all these sorts of things.
33:05And, by the way...
33:06And it's personalized.
33:07Like, ChatGPT gets to know you.
33:09And, you know, by the way,
33:10you're the CEO of OpenAI.
33:12You probably are around, like,
33:13all these high-achieving people.
33:14Maybe you don't want to, like,
33:15project that onto your kid,
33:16and you should just, like, relax,
33:17and he'll be fine, and, you know, whatever.
33:19And I was like, oh, okay.
33:20What about ChatGPT now?
33:22What are the cons?
33:23What are we worried about?
33:26What are the things that people don't like about him?
33:28Um, I mean, a long list of things.
33:31But one of the things that I'm worried about
33:35is just the rate of change
33:36that's happening in the world right now.
33:39You know, this is a three-year-old technology.
33:41No other technology has ever been adopted
33:42by the world this fast.
33:45It is a truly general-purpose thing.
33:47The same thing that can figure out
33:49how to go cure a bunch of diseases
33:50can be used in a bunch of negative ways.
33:53The rate at which jobs will change over
33:55may be pretty fast.
33:56I have no doubt that we'll figure out
33:58all new jobs to do
34:00and sort of, I hope, much better jobs.
34:02But the speed with which this is happening
34:04is this just sort of, like,
34:06barrels through society
34:07and making sure that we introduce this to the world
34:11in a responsible way
34:11where people have time to adapt,
34:13to give input, to figure out how to do this.
34:15Yeah.
34:15You could imagine that, us getting that wrong.
34:18Yeah, and are people on it?
34:20Yeah, like, again, this has gone really well so far.
34:24Better than I would have thought.
34:24If you look at the trajectory of the last three years,
34:26we have integrated this into our lives, into society.
34:29People use it in all sorts of really great ways.
34:33And we've been able to get, so far, a lot of the benefits.
34:36And I think we've done a good, thoughtful job as a society
34:39of mitigating the downsides.
34:41But we're still feeling our way through this.
34:43And I'm sure as the intelligence keeps ramping,
34:46there will be a lot more to come.
34:48And when do you think, like,
34:49it's all going to be, like, perfected?
34:52I hope never.
34:55You know, I hope just we have a relent...
34:58We as the human species,
34:59we have this relentless drive to improve
35:01and make things better and to want more
35:03and to do more and to create more.
35:04And I hope that keeps going forever.
35:06But if you just look at how far it's come,
35:09even this year, in 2025, you know,
35:11we started this year with these models
35:13that could do a little bit of math.
35:14By the end of the year,
35:15we're doing better math than our best mathematicians
35:18at our most difficult competitions.
35:20And what's the biggest thing you see happening
35:23out of CHAT-GBT in the next five years?
35:27Five years is a long time.
35:29In five years, I think a lot.
35:30Next year, I hope we'll start to see these models
35:33really make small but important new scientific discoveries.
35:37And in five years, I hope they're curing diseases.
35:40Thank you so much for coming on and talking about this stuff.
35:43I appreciate this.
35:44And please hug that little baby.
35:46Sam Allman, everybody.
35:48We'll be right back with more Tonight Show.
35:50Stick around.
35:52The man in hand, the brook, the school,
35:54the reach and teach the blind,
35:56find that way from A to Z.
36:02Pop your head while you're on.
36:05Performing Fall Moon from their new self-titled album,
36:10please welcome St. Paul and the Broken Bones.
36:13You love me and you always did and you always will.
36:37And I'm running on.
36:39Don't worry, maybe I'll fix it up that song.
36:42Just kidding, please let me be the smart one,
36:48the only one.
36:49Don't stop reading till you hear what's got me on.
36:54Love me as a fairy bird in that fire room.
37:00Let us bring your summer time,
37:02your beauty shines through.
37:04I can't wait to get old and just talk to you.
37:09Oh, I miss you, baby.
37:12Oh, I miss you, baby.
37:14I hope that the major smile is just a tiny bit for a little while.
37:31God knows it is a mother.
37:33I just want some.
37:34It's hard in a pretty way to tell you why.
37:39I love you so.
37:41Don't stop reading this last line one more time.
37:47Love me as a fairy bird in that fire room.
37:52Let us bring your summer time,
37:54your beauty shines through.
37:56I can't wait to get old and just talk to you.
38:02Oh, I miss you, baby.
38:04Oh, I miss you, baby.
38:08Oh, I need y'all to clap with me.
38:09Oh, I miss you, baby.
38:39Oh, I miss you, baby.
38:48Oh, I miss you, baby.
38:51Oh, I miss you, baby.
38:56Love me as a fairy bird in that fire room.
39:01Where the spring of summertime,
39:04your beauty shines through.
39:06I can't wait to get on and just talk to you
39:11Oh, I miss you, baby
39:13Oh, I miss you, baby
39:16Love me every night, baby
39:20He and I follow
39:21Well, let us bring you some time
39:25Your beauty is shining
39:27I can't wait to get on and just talk to you
39:32Oh, I miss you, baby
39:34Oh, I miss you, baby
39:37Come on, now!
39:47That is how you do it. Thank you. That is how you do it.
39:51St. Paul and the Broken Bowls.
39:54Catch him on tour now. We'll be right back, everybody.
39:58Tell me why, tell me so
40:00You ask me to go high, I tell you to go low, uh
40:04I wanna see him up on that air, can you take it?
40:07Yeah, let's sing the song, nigga
40:09My thanks to Mira Tunis, Zooey Deschanel, Sam Altman, St. Paul and the Broken Bowls once again!
40:19And the Roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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