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00:03All right, baby it's time tonight. Let's go
00:18The other night I called my friend Michael he wants to come here perfect
00:26He already bought a flight why he's already coming. He's already on the way in the air
00:34airborne Michael
00:36Michael's about to come in like Dudley do right
00:39It's sure G swell is willikers to see you
00:42Can we just be done with the country of Morocco? Don't be mad
00:48So I may have been texting
00:52Oh
00:56Girl what what you would do the same if you're already there you knew somebody she's smiling big
01:02That's what she really wanted. She won the big D. I love you
01:08But stop telling me that is stop which hurting some secrets
01:12So I have more to tell you then more to tell me
01:15Here we go
01:16Daniel get ready brace yourself. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
01:31Excited the guys are wet
01:33Winning tonight. Winning is winning. It's gonna be a twin-tastic evening. A twin-tastic evening. That's right
01:39Yeah, wait, let me fix something gray's popping out. I know wow you got some spray. Yeah
01:44I sprayed mine
01:45We're getting old no what you're gonna do 51 fabulous though, right? That's right f-a-b
01:51Yes, that's right
01:53So this is the couch that I've been hearing about yes, look how comfy it is. Is it so fluffy?
02:00Where's the rest of it?
02:01Give me where's the rest of it?
02:03They're like you don't have an arm rest here. Well, that's because it's on back order. Is this a bargain
02:07basement deal?
02:10Okay, honey, oh my god, what is this you're bringing me your upgraded nut bowl
02:15But it's too big and there's two little nuts in there. Well, that's what I had
02:19No, I don't know doesn't feel right. No, it's not the right, you know
02:24Wait do it. It's too much. Go bring me the regular pool
02:28Please please I said please in the end. Thank you
02:32Are you ready? I'm ready because you know what I've been thinking about all week. It's freaking lisa and daniel
02:38How much worse is it gonna get when he finds out that she was actually married
02:43To a woman what if I told you that I was married to women before you
02:48It would be worse. No, it would not
02:50What if I what am I still married to a woman i'll say okay, let's bring her in
02:56No, you wouldn't I've asked you before if you wanted to have a threesome and you were like no, I
03:01would never do that
03:02Oh much better honey. Thank you. You're welcome. I'm glad I get to watch with you last week
03:07You dipped on me. I had a great time now with yara. Oh, like you've got some competition
03:13We had a lot of fun. I'm not worried about competition. You keep telling me competition. I'm gonna go watch
03:18with with joe
03:19next time and leave you by yourself
03:26All right, ronica, where are we at here? We're in
03:31Nigeria yeah, yeah
03:32Did you get her own room lisa and daniel well, she looks hungover last night was rough
03:38Right she was downing that wine my stomach hurts for her
03:43Last night I told daniel that I was married five times and i'm still married
03:49He didn't react very well at all. He is hurt. Yeah, I think he really cares for her
03:54Well, he's in shock. He's in shock. He's in shock
03:57This man is freaking out that he's sleeping with some other man's wife
04:01And she did not correct him and say actually you're sleeping with some other woman's wife woman's wife. Yeah
04:05That would have been the perfect time. He's gonna freak out. I mean
04:09If you're just gonna get it all out just get it all out. It's like word vomit. I have it
04:13all the time
04:14I think the fact that daniel reacted this way shows that he's desperately in love with me and he's heartbroken
04:23So i'm gonna wipe the tears and i'm gonna fight for daniel
04:27You know you gotta come clean because you're gonna rebuild and then hit him with another bomb
04:31Really?
04:32I'm rooting for her rooting for them. She does deserve love they both do but at the end of the
04:37day
04:37You can't go into a marriage with dishonesty
04:41I can't say it enough
04:44I'm really really sorry about not telling you everything
04:48But is that actually everything wait she's gonna tell him now you have to tell him she's gonna tell now
04:55Do you know the time I slept last night?
04:58No
04:59Around 5 a.m. Because I cried throughout the night
05:03Oh my goodness
05:05Bridge boy
05:06That's a lie if he cried that long his eyes would have been puffy. He's lying
05:11Men are different from women when we cry. It's not necessarily about tears
05:16You might be crying internally as well. I feel bad for daniel
05:21I actually do I think he's like a very respectable guy. That's good
05:26I don't expect you to forgive me all at once. I'm not asking you to trust me all over again
05:31I'm asking you to give me a chance
05:34We have to talk to my uncle
05:37If I didn't talk to my uncle about this
05:39The ancestors they might come after me
05:42She knows his uncle ain't gonna go for that
05:45He's afraid about like yeah the afterlife
05:47Yeah, what's gonna happen? That's scary. That's scary
05:50That's like the rest of his life walking on eggshells like not knowing what's gonna happen like because of this
05:54one mistake
05:55Do we have ancestors coming after us?
05:57What have we done? I don't know
05:59Did you do something and didn't tell me? No
06:02All I'm doing is making you babies
06:05Well, don't call your uncle just yet
06:08I already planned for us to have a small romantic getaway and I want to know if we can go
06:15on this trip together
06:17Don't take him away convince him to go away with you and tell him there like you're here right now
06:22You women do you think it's better to give a little bit of carrot before you get the stick
06:29Oh my god, what are we funnies? Take a little bit of carrot
06:33Yeah, they should just go have fun, but she does need to tell him about the eating
06:46Okay
06:49Okay, hey give him a shot
06:52Get that little free vacation. Yeah, he wants a little free getaway maybe
06:56If he really actually loves her and wants to be with her he should go on the trip
07:02Yeah, I feel like again give her the opportunity to explain herself
07:06I think if you love somebody enough, I mean you can get over forgive anything some fornication
07:13I need to tell daniel the full truth about being with women
07:17I don't want him to go and tell his uncle one thing and then have to go back and tell
07:21him again. Let's go
07:24Whether he forgives me or not. I have to finish telling him the truth
07:28I just can't wait to see his face when she drops these bombs on him
07:32She's got more to reveal and I think he's not kind of like this. Yeah, this is gonna be the
07:38the end-all be-all
07:40Yeah, this trip is definitely gonna make or break them for sure
07:50Where is this?
08:00I know
08:01I want to have fun and enjoy the culture with him as much as possible before I leave
08:08But since my conversation with Michael, I've been feeling so torn on how to handle this situation
08:15It's really weighing on my mind and then something happened this morning that I need
08:22To tell beer con about and I know he's not gonna be happy
08:26What do you think laura needs to tell beer con that michael's coming that's what I think probably she spoke
08:30to him about it
08:31But on the on the conversation they didn't like 100% agree that he's coming right
08:36We don't know if he's gonna show up or not
08:38But he could be coming. Yeah, and beer cons I'm not gonna be happy about it
08:47Oh
08:48Okay, it's like oh my god. This is amazing
08:53It is one of the oldest places that three people built from 10 century BC
09:01Yeah, that's adorable
09:04Let me tell you when I was in Greece there was like some ruins that cost like $20 to get
09:08into and there was literally a pillar
09:12One one pillar and they were like this is all that remains. I was like what in the world?
09:17Hmm the episodes is one of the seven ancient historical places in the world
09:24Imagine living in those times. Hmm. I feel like we would be like goddesses. Yeah, we would be the like
09:29the beautiful like goddesses
09:32With like the pegasus horses
09:34And all that and like those cute sandals they wear and like the white blue dresses little tiaras
09:39Yeah, yeah with the leafs
09:41And our our honky our honky hot guys gods like riding up on a horse and like they're coming for
09:48us
09:51We wouldn't need surgery back then. Yeah, I know they like it little yeah curvy
09:56You want to have a seat? Okay
10:00Okay, okay, that's cold. It is a little chilly, but yeah
10:05Uh
10:09I hope you know
10:12That I really do want this relationship to work
10:17Whenever conversation starts like that it's about to take the u-turn
10:26So the other night I called my friend michael
10:31This is pretty much how any conversation with anyone i'm dating is that so I talked to tim the other
10:36night
10:38His face is how I feel like 23 hours of every day
10:44I have concerns and now michael has the same concerns
10:48I have concerns because you because you are still communicating with michael
10:54And talking about our relationship
10:58They're meeting for the first time and they want to work on the relationship. Yeah
11:02No space for another guy to come whether it's a friend or not. It's so soon
11:06It's too it's too obviously rubbing him the wrong way. Yeah, but it's her best friend
11:11Michael and laura should be in a relationship
11:14For some reason you're against this guy so bad. Yeah, I don't like him. I think he's sneaky
11:19I think that laura deserves a very good person and michael like puts her on a pedestal
11:25He has no place in our relationship
11:30Well
11:32He wants to come here
11:36Perfect
11:40No, there is no point
11:45He already bought a flight
11:46Oh boom on the way
11:49He's on the way what he's already coming. He's already on the way in the air airborne michael
11:59He's coming
12:02Yeah
12:05Without asking without telling anything nothing
12:12This is ridiculous
12:17Oh
12:17This guy's pissed. I would be pissed too
12:20What if this situation was reversed?
12:22What?
12:23And you were in Laura's situation
12:24And then be like oh my female friend who's in love with me. I shared the concern with her
12:30And she's coming. How would you react?
12:33My reaction would not be as
12:36Calm out of your time
12:38I was that bitch who's coming?
12:43Uh Emma interview
12:44I'll take money
12:47Who's it?
12:48Muhammad
12:48Oh my god
12:51Perfect timing Muhammad right when she's vulnerable and hurt and just got dumped in the desert. That's good
12:57How are we supposed to hear this conversation?
13:00You better put that on speaker
13:03Michael's on his way to turkey our favorite place, right? Well, we were just there to do our make unders
13:08That's right. We're pretty much like half turkish at this point. Totally look what I got
13:15These are my bad boys. These are my bad boys. Remember these?
13:19Look, look, look
13:20Okay, they're heavy. They were heavy like basketballs. Yeah, maybe you can make it put it in the butt like
13:25Oh, yeah, let's see what it will look like
13:27Yeah, yeah, yeah
13:27Here, hold on. Let me see. Okay, let me see. Turn to the side
13:33Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it,
13:36get it, get it, get it
13:43Yeah, we need these. Okay, next time we go to Turkey, we just go on vacation. Exactly
13:56Here we go. Emma getting her tea
13:59Do you think she's gonna spill the tea? I can't believe he left her in the desert. That was cold
14:04Her getting dumped in the desert sounds like the beginning of a veronica story. Truly
14:22What can you tell? I'm sad today. Yeah, I can tell in your eyes. Yeah, her eyes tell a lot.
14:28What happened? Basically, I like told Ziyad everything about like Muhammad
14:36and it literally, Maddie, went to s**t. I think Ziyad, the reason for breaking up with Emma is just
14:41the fact that she came out so aggressive and desperate for being engaged. Yeah, I mean, I feel
14:48like he just wanted a reason to break up with her. He never wanted to be with her. He's not
14:53the one.
14:53Yeah, it was a blessing that they broke up, but you know, it's not cool that he just like left
14:57her.
14:58No, no, in a foreign country, she's kind of scared. She's by herself. I mean, not the way I personally
15:03would have handled it. No, you would have guilt tripped her and been like, you can make it up to
15:07me.
15:08Andy's nuts. She should be like living her best life, right? Yeah, in Morocco, I don't know. I mean,
15:15find another Ziyad. Or her ex, Mohammed. Mohammed, find, oh yeah, go see your ex. Isn't it there?
15:22Can we just be done with the country of Morocco?
15:28Don't be mad. What? What is she going to do? I message Mohammed.
15:35She met another Moroccan. Don't be mad.
15:39What? So I may have been
15:41texting
15:44Mohammed.
15:47Girl.
15:48Well, you would do the same. If you were already there,
15:51you knew somebody.
15:53Yeah, probably. Yeah, you would.
15:55You wouldn't want to waste a trip.
15:57She's smiling big. I think that's what she really wanted.
16:01She wanted the big D.
16:02I used Ziyad as a backup for Mohammed, and now Mohammed's my backup for Ziyad.
16:08See how that's full circle?
16:10Why are we doing this to yourself?
16:13I mean, I don't know. I think just because things got so bad with Ziyad, it's just making me like,
16:18go back to Mohammed because...
16:21That was terrible. Because he was just as bad.
16:25Don't go back into the bad patterns.
16:26Well, if this is bad, then run, girl. Run.
16:29Just meet someone new.
16:30Yeah.
16:30Run even at the whole Morocco.
16:32Yeah.
16:34It's true. Why are you going to go back to your ex? Exes are exes for a reason.
16:37I just don't know what you're going to gain out of this.
16:41Yeah. I don't know. I guess we'll see.
16:45Some a good down.
16:48It's like Elise. They don't know how women should be treated because they haven't been with someone
16:52who should treat them the way that they deserve it. Because they keep going after assholes.
16:56You know how I know that? Because I dated assholes. And then I found the right one who treated me
17:00right,
17:01who sometimes pisses me off, but I love him anyways.
17:13Emma, interview you. I'll take money.
17:16Who is it?
17:18Mohammed.
17:19Oh, my God.
17:20Okay, girl, answer. What does he have to say?
17:23Perfect timing, Mohammed, right?
17:24Which is vulnerable and hurt and just got dumped in the desert. That's good.
17:30Hello?
17:32Hey.
17:34You better put that on speaker.
17:37How are we supposed to hear this conversation?
17:39Why? You want to see me?
17:42Oh.
17:44God, do you want to see me?
17:45It's no big deal. I'm going to hop on a camel in two seconds and gollop right through you.
17:49I think a camel does not move that fast.
17:51It's extra camel.
17:53You too. Bye.
17:59Oh, she's like, I did it.
18:01I got him.
18:01I got him back.
18:03Right in the palm of my hands.
18:05He wants to see me.
18:07He told me to text him a place that we could meet.
18:10Oh, yeah.
18:12She got a date.
18:14She got a date with her ex in Morocco.
18:16He wants her back.
18:18Me and Mohammed have been through a lot.
18:20And we were madly in love for a lot of years.
18:25So that's something that doesn't just go away.
18:27It's arousing me in my nether regions.
18:29This guy looks, even though his face is blurred, he looks like a better fit for her than the other
18:34ones.
18:35Totally.
18:36I think if I don't see him, I'm always going to regret it.
18:41Maybe this whole thing was just a ploy to get Mohammed back.
18:44Maybe.
18:45Maybe this was actually her master plan all along.
18:48Yeah.
18:49Hey, you know, the universe is bringing them together for a reason.
18:53So I'm actually kind of curious to see what happens.
18:57Joshua gives me butterflies.
18:59Like, he's hot.
19:00Like, sending him away, it's hard.
19:02But, like, I came here wanting to do things differently.
19:05Like, not leading with sex.
19:06But at the same time, I wanted to make him, you know, see a little glimpse of what he might
19:11be getting.
19:12You can sleep in the...
19:14I've slept in the bed with her myself.
19:16Like, you can sleep and not have sex.
19:19You can.
19:20He can't.
19:20Oh.
19:21This is bull****.
19:22You think he's going to stay on the couch?
19:24No.
19:24Yeah.
19:25Would you?
19:25No.
19:28All right.
19:29Who's ready for a snackie?
19:31My favorite.
19:32Catch.
19:35Okay, catch.
19:36You have to open your mouth hole.
19:38You're not giving me time to react.
19:40Oh, my God.
19:41You suck at throwing.
19:43Ah!
19:44You went like this.
19:45Let me show you.
19:47That's what you did.
19:48Back up.
19:48Let me show you.
19:49That was done.
19:50Put your tongue down.
19:51Oh, my God.
19:52It went down my throat.
19:55Yeah.
19:59Oh, where are we, babe?
20:01Oh, we're in Australia.
20:03No, Australia.
20:04Nigeria?
20:05What the hell?
20:05No, we're in Australia.
20:07Guys, where are we going?
20:09Left here, and we're there.
20:11Just up here on the left.
20:12Reminds of me of us when we travel.
20:14All our bags, we're in our heels.
20:16Yeah.
20:16We're, like, lugging around.
20:18Damn, Elise looks good.
20:20Whoa.
20:21Little Barbie.
20:22I mean, they look good together.
20:24At this point, it's been 40 hours that I've been up,
20:27and I am completely delirious, completely foggy.
20:31That's nuts.
20:32She flew, changed, went out, drank, worked.
20:37Like, good job.
20:38Yeah, she's a trooper.
20:40This is your room.
20:44Wait, wait, wait, wait.
20:45What?
20:46That him?
20:47That's Chris?
20:48That's the roommate.
20:49Oh, no, he didn't.
20:51Put it in the room?
20:52Ew.
20:54And here's a picture of him in the, this is the best part.
20:58This is a, this is a cool move.
21:01Is this AI generated?
21:02Why is he in a castle in front of a fire?
21:05It's the Moaning Lisa, we call it.
21:07It's the Moaning Lisa.
21:09Moaning Lisa.
21:11These two been through some, I gotta say.
21:13I think these two guys.
21:14You can tell they've, like, traveled.
21:16They traveled.
21:16They traveled through town over there,
21:19through the whole town.
21:19Oh, my God.
21:21These two.
21:21They're gonna be and Chris is gonna be.
21:24That picture's gonna fall on top of him.
21:26Chris is gonna hang on the wall like.
21:30They're like jokesters.
21:31They like to, like, you know.
21:32Not on the first day.
21:33It's gonna give her the wrong impression.
21:35It's annoying at this point.
21:36Yeah.
21:36They kind of reminded me of us.
21:38Like, we're always together.
21:39I get it.
21:40Yeah, now I, now I see it.
21:42A little overkill.
21:42I guess so.
21:43We gotta, we gotta start doing.
21:43We gotta do separate.
21:45Yeah.
21:46It's a little awkward.
21:47Yeah.
21:48Excuse me.
21:49So I'm really confused.
21:50Like, you could have put a picture of me.
21:53Didn't have one in such high def.
21:55I mean, all of my social media.
21:57Social media.
22:00This is you.
22:01This is like you.
22:02I can't say.
22:02I have to say.
22:03She reminds me of you.
22:05I'm gonna need more pillows.
22:07Uh, we can organize that.
22:10Pillows.
22:11Seema.
22:12In the morning.
22:13We should maybe make a list so you don't forget.
22:15I'll write it down.
22:16Set yourself up for success.
22:17I'll write it down.
22:17Thomas.
22:18This is exactly like you.
22:20I'm telling you.
22:21It is you.
22:22Make a list.
22:23This is the same stuff.
22:25She's a keeper, my friend.
22:26I'm telling you.
22:27Even though she's annoying, she's a keeper.
22:31Good night.
22:32All right.
22:34This is your bed.
22:36Okay.
22:36I just want to get comfy clothes on.
22:38Yep.
22:39And go to bed.
22:39And we're...
22:40Okay, perfect.
22:40I'm in the cap.
22:42Okay.
22:43Before I got here, I told Joshua I wanted to take things slow.
22:47So he's gonna sleep on the couch.
22:49That way we're both avoiding temptation.
22:51You can sleep in the...
22:52I've slept in the bed with her myself.
22:55Like, you can sleep and not have sex.
22:58You can.
22:58He can't.
22:59Oh.
23:01Joshua gives me butterflies.
23:03Like, he's hot.
23:04Like, sending him away, it's hard.
23:05But, like, I came here wanting to do things differently.
23:08Like, not leading with sex.
23:10But at the same time, I wanted to make him, you know,
23:13see a little glimpse of what he might be getting.
23:16Yeah.
23:17That's good.
23:17This is good for her.
23:18She wants a different, you know, feeling in a relationship.
23:22She takes it slow.
23:23Yeah.
23:23Let it happen naturally.
23:24Mm-hmm.
23:25I just love it makes no sense that delaying having sex
23:29because I feel like...
23:30You know you're gonna do it.
23:32Josh!
23:38Are you gonna come say goodnight?
23:40Okay, you get it, girl.
23:42Get it.
23:42Teeze him a little bit.
23:43Teeze him, Lise.
23:44Yeah.
23:45Take things slow.
23:45Slow my tooka, slow.
23:48Let's be so for real.
23:49She was just trying to show off this outfit.
23:51As she should.
23:56Goodnight.
23:57Goodnight.
23:59Let him wait.
24:00Exactly.
24:01Let him wait.
24:01Let him wait.
24:03Yeah, she's like playing that game of get your for nothing.
24:07This is bull .
24:08You think he's gonna stay on the couch?
24:09No.
24:10Yeah.
24:10Would you?
24:11No.
24:14I'm really happy that we have a really strong connection
24:17straight away from the moment we met.
24:20But I haven't shared my whole life with Elise yet.
24:23I'm a bit worried that she might find out some things,
24:26you know, parts of my life that she's not exactly happy with.
24:30Okay.
24:30Like what?
24:31What is that?
24:31When the truth comes out.
24:33How much gambling debt does this guy have?
24:36I just hope I can show her that I'm a good person.
24:38You know, with flaws, but a good person.
24:40And hopefully she falls in love with me.
24:47Wait, wait, wait.
24:48Was that a clap off in the line?
24:50Yes.
24:51Yes.
24:521989's finest.
24:53Did you ever have one of those?
24:54No, but I remember the infomercials.
24:55It seemed very cool.
24:56Cool clap.
24:57This guy has no idea what he's waiting, what he has in store.
25:00Yeah.
25:04So, buddy, what you watching?
25:07Scarface.
25:12He's trying to intimidate Micah so hard.
25:15It comes off so funny.
25:17Scarface.
25:18Oh, my God.
25:20That was so good.
25:26Your dad, like, butt-dials me almost every day.
25:29What?
25:30He leaves messages for, like, two minutes of just nothing.
25:33I don't know what's going on.
25:34Why is he butt-dials everybody or just me?
25:37I don't get butt-dials.
25:38Oh, my God.
25:39Yesterday, Thursday.
25:40He butt-dials me all the time.
25:42And sometimes there's a message of him just doing nothing, nothing.
25:46He just kept recording for a couple minutes.
25:48You're my dad's booty call.
25:49Oh, my God.
25:50That's bad.
25:54This is turkey?
25:56Oh, what the hell was that?
25:58That looked good.
26:00He's happy.
26:01Wow, he's the happiest guy on this show.
26:03I know.
26:03He is.
26:04Go to turkey if you want.
26:06Yeah.
26:06Could be happy.
26:09I cannot believe that Michael is actually here in turkey.
26:14He dropped everything to get on a plane for me.
26:18Uh-oh, Spagudio.
26:20He's coming.
26:22Yeah.
26:23I don't think this is going to end well.
26:24I think he's coming too soon.
26:26I mean, it does feel pretty good that someone cares about me enough to do that.
26:31But it is definitely wild.
26:35And complicated.
26:37She loves this like the two men duking it out for her.
26:41But yeah, you sure do love that.
26:43He's got a challenge.
26:44Then why aren't you with Michael?
26:46Why are you with Birkin?
26:48Listen to yourself.
26:51He flew across the world to you basically to get you back.
26:58Part of me is like, you wouldn't do that unless you were in love with this woman.
27:01There's no way.
27:02So you think this is normal?
27:08Well, I think he's just concerned about me.
27:23I mean, you act like you're five years old.
27:25I mean, in his defense, I'm not going to be thrilled if I'm in his shoes.
27:30Oh my God, but you wanted me to go to Columbia when you met Jennifer on a friend trip.
27:37You want to open it?
27:40Yeah, I do, actually.
27:44Uh-oh, he's here.
27:45Oh my Lord.
27:47How do you think the first interaction of Birkin and Michael is going to go?
27:51I think Michael is going to walk in, so excited to see Laura, and then just be like, hey.
27:56Michael is about to come in like Dudley Do-Right.
27:59Like, it's sure G-Swell is Williger's to see you.
28:05Hi, friend.
28:07Oh my God.
28:08I cannot believe you're in Turkey.
28:11I sit there and I'm not looking at him.
28:11He's not going to get up.
28:12Birkin's not going to get up.
28:13Oh my God.
28:14Hi, friend.
28:18Not the resting Birkin bitch face.
28:21Yeah.
28:22That's a long hug.
28:25She's more excited to see him than Birkin when she first met.
28:28The love connection needs to flip.
28:30Yeah, this is fantastic, right?
28:33I hope my hotel room looks like this.
28:34Holy cow.
28:36Hi, Michael.
28:38Nice to meet you finally.
28:39Heard so much about you.
28:41Yeah, but that's actually more than I thought, that he got up and shook his hand.
28:45That's good.
28:46I feel like that's, I think that's a cultural thing, though.
28:49Like, you have to do that.
28:51He didn't want to, but he did it because he knew he had to.
28:54How firm is that handshake?
28:55Is he trying to break his hand?
28:57Give me your hand.
28:59Trying to break his hand right now.
29:01Like, don't.
29:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:03He squeezed his hand.
29:04He squeezed it out.
29:05Yeah, yeah, he did.
29:06He's like, like, ouch.
29:06He's like, give him that sign.
29:07Like, don't mess with me.
29:08Yeah.
29:14So, Bunny, what you watching?
29:17Scarface.
29:25Scarface.
29:26Oh, my God.
29:27That was so good.
29:30You like American classic movies?
29:33No.
29:36I like mob stuff.
29:40I enjoy pretty much violence.
29:43He's trying to intimidate Micah so hard.
29:47Like, like, violence.
29:50Yeah.
29:51Like, if it comes off so funny.
29:53He's dominating his alpha male status.
29:56Is that what's happening?
29:58This room is high up.
29:59I'm afraid for Michael flying out of the window.
30:03My first impression of Mirka is that Laura and I are more compatible than I think, uh, than
30:07Birka and she are.
30:09So, I want to make sure that she makes the right choice.
30:19I really hope that he, like, confesses his undying love for Laura on this trip.
30:23Now you've got to get into character, Michael.
30:25You're the superhero.
30:26Yeah.
30:27Come save the day.
30:28Come on.
30:28Yeah.
30:28Yeah.
30:29Size him up.
30:29Size him up, Michael.
30:30Be the blocker that you are.
30:32Come on.
30:33Come on.
30:34Let's go, Michael.
30:36Let's go.
30:36Let's go.
30:38Yes.
30:39Let's go.
30:40The good thing is, though, if her and Birka can't break up, she has Michael to explore
30:43Turkey with.
30:44Like, that's cool.
30:45It's always nice when the lady has a backup, but not when a man has a backup.
30:49What?
30:50Nothing.
30:51Bitch.
30:54I feel so light and so good in this moment with Daniel.
30:58She's very fun loving and has a young, youthful spirit.
31:01We're kind of like that.
31:02I see a lot of us in her, too.
31:04Oh, no, no, no.
31:06I mean, like, you know, the cold spirit.
31:08I know.
31:09I know.
31:10I rebuke that in Jesus' name.
31:13Saying we're in the situation of Birkaan and Michael, right?
31:16But, like, you're Birkaan.
31:17What would you do to make Michael feel awkward?
31:20Let's talk about, like, my gang.
31:22I'm a member of a gang.
31:24I was thrown into jail in the cell and like that.
31:26You know, we were like...
31:27You are so not intimidating.
31:29When I put a serious face...
31:31Show me.
31:32It's crazy.
31:33Show me your serious face.
31:34Let's go.
31:39That's how you look at the kids sometimes.
31:40Oh, did I tell you to make your best?
31:47We are, I think...
31:50What couple is this?
31:51One second.
31:52Let's show you.
31:53Well, Lisa and Daniel on their romantic getaway.
31:58This is a whole resort and there's nobody here.
32:02And it looks a little deserted, but...
32:03Well, it looks a little desolate, though.
32:05It looks like a resort that has been closed since 1983.
32:09Yeah, it's off season.
32:10That's why you got such a good deal.
32:12They got that from the same store on the soldier couch.
32:15Stop.
32:16If you and I were out of the resort with nobody there, we'd be having sex every...
32:19I'd be like, now's our chance.
32:21Doing it all over.
32:25You know, it takes muscle to pull this.
32:27Yes, that's why you're doing the pedaling and I'm doing the steering.
32:31Look up.
32:31She's putting him to work.
32:33There's not two sets of pedals?
32:35That must be really hard for that.
32:37They need some, like, oil on that .
32:39Put in the work, Lisa.
32:40Help him out.
32:42I feel so light and so good in this moment with Daniel.
32:46He is having fun and seeing the smile on his face as he's doing it,
32:51I really feel like we're reconnecting.
32:53He's very fun-loving and has a young, youthful spirit.
32:56We're kind of like that.
32:57I see a lot of us in her, too.
32:59Oh, no, no, no.
33:01I mean, like, you know, the fun spirit.
33:03I rebuke that in Jesus' name.
33:06This is how the conversation's gonna go, right?
33:09Like, you're pedaling and you're laughing.
33:10It's like, she was just driving.
33:14By the way, Daniel, I just want you to know that you're not sleeping with another man's wife.
33:21You're sleeping with a woman's wife.
33:24Because I was married to a woman.
33:26I'm so happy you're taking it so well.
33:29I want to just enjoy myself, but I can't because all I can think about is how there's more to
33:36tell him.
33:36And I have to get it said before he goes to his uncle.
33:39It has to be tonight.
33:41Okay.
33:41Absolutely.
33:42Spit it out.
33:43She's got to reveal it.
33:45Yeah.
33:45Yeah, exactly.
33:46She wants to tell him.
33:47Okay, it's not on the bike.
33:48It's somewhere else, though.
33:49It has to be tonight.
33:50Mm-hmm.
33:53Hey.
33:54Ooh, yeah.
33:55Nice.
33:56Nice.
33:57It's a bonfire, honey.
33:59We're dancers.
34:01This is cool, though.
34:03Oh, yeah?
34:03I like, like, cultural things like that, like seeing the dances and music.
34:08This is beautiful.
34:10Have a seat.
34:12Let's watch them.
34:13Let's enjoy it.
34:14Have a seat.
34:14You're about to get burned.
34:16Mm-hmm.
34:18Are you glad you gave me one more day?
34:23I'm enjoying spending time with you.
34:25This is what this few days is about.
34:28I feel like she's trying to, like, overcompensate knowing she's got some bad
34:32to do.
34:32Yeah.
34:32Trying to get his mood, like, really good.
34:34I love you.
34:36I love you, too.
34:36I want to make you...
34:39I want to, you know, love you forever.
34:42But stop telling me lies.
34:44Stop with hurting some secrets.
34:48Okay?
34:49I understand.
34:51Okay.
34:53So I have more to tell you, then.
34:56More to tell me?
34:58Oh, Jack!
35:00Here it comes!
35:04Oh, God.
35:05Here we go.
35:06Oh, gosh.
35:06Daniel, get ready.
35:07Brace yourself.
35:08Oh, my God.
35:09Oh, my God.
35:09Oh, my God.
35:10Oh, my God.
35:12What's your name?
35:15So, like, in Nigeria, it's not legal for men to marry men or women to marry women.
35:23Right?
35:23It's not legal.
35:24Oh, my goodness.
35:25In America, it is.
35:26Oh.
35:29She's about to drop it.
35:31I can't watch.
35:32I can't watch.
35:33So...
35:33I can't watch.
35:34My last marriage wasn't with a man.
35:36Oh.
35:37Oh, God.
35:39I'm divorcing a woman, Daniel.
35:41Oh, my God.
35:43And I've been with more than one woman.
35:46Ah!
35:48You're the first man that I've been with in 21 years.
35:54Because I'm...
35:57This is not good.
35:58Oh, my God.
35:59This is insane.
36:00She is laying it out right now.
36:07It's not...
36:08Don't...
36:09It's not as bad as...
36:10Don't come close to me.
36:13Girl, are you kidding me?
36:14He's pissed.
36:15He's done.
36:15He's done.
36:16It's over.
36:18He's about to blow.
36:19Whoa.
36:19He's like, does not compute.
36:21Daniel's, like, shook.
36:23He's like, this woman just lied to me again, and it's something illegal in my country.
36:28It's, like, so bad.
36:29What do you think?
36:30Is there a world where they come back from this?
36:32I don't think so.
36:34Wow.
36:34I don't think so either.
36:36Wow.
36:37But...
36:37We might be surprised.
36:39I think by now.
36:39Next time on Before the 90 Days.
36:42You're officially on the GP.
36:44Oh, here we go.
36:47Forrest and Sheena.
36:47Remember, they were...
36:49Forrest's mom was so mad.
36:51I only have a week left here in the Philippines.
36:53And I don't want to waste any time in bringing Sheena to America.
36:57So, I have to be very clear here.
37:00If you file today for the K-1 visa, it will be denied.
37:06Oh.
37:06Why?
37:07Why?
37:08Whoa, whoa, whoa.
37:10Why would it be denied?
37:11Wow.
37:11You need a job.
37:12Or you need a sponsor, like your mom, who's definitely not going to sponsor.
37:16I'm excited to see my family.
37:18You think they'll be happy to see?
37:20Yeah, to see me.
37:22Rick and Trisha.
37:30They want babies.
37:32Mm.
37:33Uh-oh.
37:35You better be honest.
37:36Don't you dare say yes when you know you don't want them.
37:38He can't have kids until he's 85.
37:39Yeah, he just doesn't want to.
37:42You have another secret.
37:44I have no more secrets.
37:45Shut your mouth.
37:46You don't have to.
37:46You have been touched by a woman.
37:48Not even women.
37:49Women.
37:50Ooh.
37:51Oh, my word.
37:52He's big mad.
37:53You lied to him so many times and embarrassed him.
37:58She didn't lie.
37:59She didn't reveal everything.
38:01You know what?
38:03him.
38:04him.
38:07Jesus.
38:10Oh, no.
38:12him for not accepting my lies.
38:14I'm ready for the next episode.
38:16I don't know what's going to happen.
38:17I'm in shock.
38:18I feel like this is like a whirlwind.
38:21Yeah.
38:21And it's crazy.
38:22I don't think it's ever going to end.
38:24I don't know.
38:24It's a movie.
38:24It's like a movie.
38:26It's a movie.
38:27What?
38:29What?
38:29What?
38:30What?
38:31Where?
38:32Where?
38:33Where?
38:33Let's go get a little nightcap.
38:35OK.
38:36Are you excited for next week?
38:37I'm excited for the massage I'm going to get.
38:39What?
38:40Who said anything about a massage?
38:42Now my stomach's growling.
38:44This baby's so hungry, babe.
38:46You want a snack?
38:48I do.
38:49What do you want my love?
38:50I want strawberries and chocolate.
38:51I got you.
38:52The chocolate has to be like melted at like perfect temp.
38:56All right.
38:57And add some coconut oil so it's not too crazy.
38:59I got to get back.
39:01Oh, before you get back, will you take a look at my car?
39:03Why?
39:04It's making a funny noise.
39:05Like what?
39:06I don't know.
39:06Like a not normal car noise.
39:08Knocking, grinding, but...
39:09Uh-huh.
39:11What's happening?
39:12I don't know.
39:13Go turn it on and see the noise it's making.
39:14Veronica, your car's new.
39:16It needs to go to a dealer.
39:17Get it!
39:18Ah!
39:19Stop!
39:20Over there!
39:21It's an eyelash!
39:23It's an eyelash.
39:24No.
39:25It's an eyelash.
39:27Okay.
39:28Okay.
39:28Calm down now.
39:30It's not like I was about to have a heart attack.
39:31Yeah.
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