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00:00Tonight, really close to the camera, it's Lou Wilson.
00:05I'm here.
00:07Rising behind me like a vampire, it's Ross Bryant.
00:14Thank you for inviting me in, Sam.
00:16Uh-oh.
00:17And where you least expect her, Giovanni.
00:23Giovanni, that's you.
00:24They're all here to...
00:27Make some noise!
00:30Welcome to Make Some Noise, the game's so good we spun it off unchanged.
00:46I am your host, Sam Rice. Here's how the show works.
00:47I have here a series of improvisational prompts our players had never seen before.
00:55Isn't that right, players?
00:56Not seen or not.
00:57They asked and you said no.
00:58They will, to the best of their ability, fulfill those prompts.
01:00I will award them corresponding points, and the winner will go home with the coveted golden ear,
01:05which, believe it or not, was our eighth choice of body part.
01:09Players, are you ready to rumble?
01:12Yeah!
01:12Yes!
01:13Let's start with a little warm-up minigame.
01:16This is a game that we like to call Take Some Direction.
01:19How it works as players, I will present you with a line of dialogue to read over and over and over again.
01:26As I do, I will give you direction.
01:28Micro-adjustments, if you will, to affect your performances.
01:31Does that make sense?
01:32Yes.
01:32Lou, with no direction to start out with, from There Will Be Blood, I drink your milkshake, I drink it up.
01:40I drink your milkshake.
01:41I drink it up.
01:42Ross, give me a little bit more.
01:44I drink your milkshake.
01:46I drink it up.
01:47Giovanni, give me a little bit more.
01:49I drink your milkshake.
01:51I drink it up.
01:53Lou, give me a little bit more.
01:56I drink your milkshake.
01:59I drink it up.
02:00Ross, give me a little bit more.
02:03I drink your milkshake.
02:05I drink it up.
02:06Giovanni, lactose intolerantly.
02:08Uh, drink your milkshake.
02:10Uh, drink it up.
02:11Lou, give me a little bit more.
02:12I drink your milkshake, motherfucker.
02:15I drink it up.
02:17Ross, give me a little bit more.
02:18Where's your fucking milkshake?
02:21Oh, I forgot.
02:22I already drank its ass up.
02:25Giovanni, give me a little bit more.
02:27You wanted a milkshake, but you don't have one,
02:30because I'm fucking drinking it.
02:32Lou, give me a little bit more.
02:33What's up, motherfucker?
02:34Your milkshake, its ass, I got up in there,
02:38and I drank it from tip to tail.
02:41I drank your milkshake's ass, motherfucker.
02:45Ross, give me a little bit more.
02:46I laid your milkshake down.
02:49Tell him.
02:50Your milkshake and I had an intimate evening together.
02:51Fucking tell him, Ross.
02:53Your milkshake gave me everything.
02:55And when your milkshake thought there was no more to give,
02:58I found a way for it to give me more.
03:01Yeah, boy.
03:02Yeah.
03:02I drank it deep, and there was nothing left for it to give.
03:07And when there was none, it begged me to drink more.
03:10Yeah.
03:10And I found a fucking way.
03:13Ross, you're out of control.
03:16Giovanni, give me a little bit more.
03:17I took your milkshake to a little party.
03:19Oh.
03:20Where we were all wearing capes and blinds.
03:23Oh.
03:24I took your milkshake's ass.
03:27I flipped its cape up.
03:29And I stuck my tongue in the straw and sucked.
03:35While people rounded about us, chanting the ancient hymn.
03:41Forrest Dex Machina.
03:45Forrest Dex Machina.
03:48Your milkshake said more, more, more.
03:55And I obliged.
03:58Sam, is this the whole show?
03:59Yes.
04:00And that's a minigame.
04:02Oh, my gosh.
04:02That brings us to round one, I suppose.
04:09What?
04:09Lou.
04:10Don't you come around here not having no problem.
04:12Again?
04:14Why fix what's not broken?
04:15Five you-call-that-a-punches, each less convincing than the last.
04:23You call that a punch?
04:27You call that a punch?
04:32You call that a punch?
04:37Ow.
04:39Ow.
04:44You call that a punch?
04:47Not doing well.
04:56Mom!
04:58He punched me really hard.
05:00Okay, I'll say it.
05:05You call that a punch?
05:08Four points that haven't even reached a tenth of their full power for you.
05:13Which brings us to Ross.
05:17Yes, sir?
05:18Hendrick and Drake's Couples Therapist.
05:21What I'm hearing is that you think it was a violation of trust for someone that you'd taken out on tour to claim in a public forum that you are Canada's number one sexual deviant.
05:34Great, I think it's good if we stay away from using your bitch-ass-did-such-and-such language.
05:41And put this more in terms of I statements.
05:43Like, I felt personally betrayed when you released a single with a picture of my house with sexual predator pins dropped all over the surface of my home.
06:01For example, I took it in a personal way when during America's most popular football game, when you said my name on national television, you did a cheeky little take to the camera.
06:17Great, I think it's time we take a break.
06:19If you have anyone to call, I hear you like him young.
06:21Ross is going to get sued.
06:26Yeah, one total breakthrough of a point for you.
06:29Giovanni.
06:30Giovanni!
06:31I loved it, man.
06:32I love it now.
06:33A stoned chef is clearly making up today's specials on the fly.
06:39Hey, everybody.
06:41Tonight's specials are not on the board, because I got them right here.
06:45I'm thinking, like, mac and cheese with spam inside of a fried wonton.
06:55It's got, um, paprika, mayonnaise, and a whole lot of love.
07:02For today's amuse-bouche, we got a P-Tendrils three ways.
07:10Nah.
07:11I don't even know why I said that, you guys.
07:17Like, what could I make this more special than this team, other than, like, two Tina's pizza rolls with some rice stuffed in them?
07:25How fucking bomb would that be?
07:28Giovanni, a roll you were absolutely bored to play.
07:30420 points because of weed?
07:33Yeah.
07:34Is this when Jacob Wysocki comes out?
07:35Which brings us back to Lou.
07:37Don't you come around here not having no prom.
07:39Would you look at this?
07:40It's a gift prom.
07:41What?
07:42Whoa!
07:42What's that mean?
07:44Lou, it's Brennan!
07:45Oh, Jesus.
07:46They told me you needed a prom for make some noise, so I'm giving you one.
07:49I would love to see someone breaking bad news to a loved one on the phone while a street vendor fucks up their crepe order.
07:57Let's pick up the mirror, man.
07:58You got it.
07:59That one more time from Brennan was...
08:02Someone breaking bad news to a loved one on the phone while a street vendor fucks up their crepe order.
08:09He really does know me.
08:11Yeah, can I do the French special?
08:14That's the one with the Nutella and the bananas and it's got like the egg coating.
08:19Yeah, that's great.
08:19Oh, sorry.
08:20Hey, hey, hey, what's up?
08:22No, no, no.
08:23Everything at the vet went great.
08:24They did everything they could for Kevin, but I think this was the kind of situation where parakeets just don't...
08:31I want Nutella, not chocolate.
08:33I want Nutella.
08:34Sorry, honey.
08:35No, you can't see him.
08:36Hey, asshole.
08:37Hey.
08:38Hey.
08:39I want bananas on the inside.
08:40I want Nutella on the outside.
08:42And then I want the egg coating.
08:43All right?
08:44Kevin.
08:44No, you can't see him again.
08:47He is going to where parakeets go when they can't be with their owners anymore.
08:53Fucker.
08:55I'm telling my kid his parakeet's fucking dead.
08:58And all I want is a little fucking crepe to make me feel better about putting a parakeet down.
09:06All right?
09:06So get it fucking right.
09:08Get it right.
09:13Did you hear that, sweetie?
09:16Wow, Lou.
09:17Thanks, Brennan.
09:18Let's say a number two with Nutella.
09:21I'm out of points for you, Lou.
09:22Which brings us back for a last time in round one to Ross.
09:25Holy moly.
09:26Jack Skeleton.
09:28Stumbles into Pi Day Town.
09:31Jesus, God.
09:35Oh, my.
09:37Oh, my God, Ross.
09:40What's this?
09:42What's this?
09:43There's magic everywhere.
09:45What's this?
09:45What's this?
09:46There's something in the air.
09:48What's this?
09:49What's this?
09:50I have to make it mine.
09:52Oh, no, it can't be humbler.
09:54Yes, it seems that there are numbers that aren't prime.
09:56What's this?
09:59What's this?
10:00I've never seen before.
10:01What's this?
10:02What's this?
10:03A 3.114.
10:05What's this?
10:06What's this?
10:07It's there and then it's gone.
10:08It's a number that goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.
10:15Wow.
10:17That's how.
10:19Do it.
10:19Oh, my gosh.
10:20As many digits of Pi as you can recite, amount of points for you.
10:243.14159.
10:28And that'll do it.
10:29Yeah, that's great.
10:30Which brings us to the last prompt of round one.
10:33Giovanni.
10:33Giovanni!
10:34A holy book alternates between insightful moral advice and seriously fucked up shit.
10:41Thank you so much for tuning in today as we read a passage from the Book of Lord, chapter 14, verse 27.
10:51And thou shalt prepare the way for your children, guiding them in all good things, having much grace for them before you do eat their faces on the Lord's holy day.
11:09Teach them your ways, O Lord.
11:12Teach them to seek out the good news.
11:15When they do seek out those to eat themselves, if they have not already been eaten.
11:22For in this world, and you all know this part, you shall eat the face of others, or your face shall be eaten, beginning with those you have given birth to.
11:33So, when you do slather them in butter, from nose to chin, for we do not eat the forehead or eyeballs, we shall embrace the decadence, O Lord, of your wisdom and deliciousness, as we do devour the lower part of the face of those we love.
11:55Bow your head.
11:57Did I do it?
11:59Okay.
11:59Yeah, all right.
12:01100%.
12:02A false idol amount of points to you, Giovanni.
12:03Ooh.
12:05Which brings us to our second minigame.
12:09This is a little minigame that we like to call Vent It Out.
12:12How it works is, players, I am going to give you a series of topics to rant and rave about.
12:18When I say stop, you must stop ranting and raving, and the next player must start ranting and raving exactly where the last one left off.
12:28Giovanni, starting with you.
12:30Deciding on dinner every single night.
12:33We cannot be expected to make decisions like dinner every single night.
12:38There should be some sort of regiment.
12:40Stop, Lou.
12:40There's like three choices for breakfast, two choices for lunch.
12:44Dinner, it's too wide.
12:46Someone needs to narrow the scope.
12:48And that's why I'm bringing this to you, Congress.
12:50Stop, Giovanni.
12:51Please, senators.
12:54Find it in your hearts.
12:55Stop, Ross.
12:57To feed me.
12:59Personally.
13:00Choose my meals, please.
13:02Stop, Lou.
13:03I'm not picky.
13:04You can say Monday is fish night.
13:06Tuesday is peas night.
13:08Stop, Giovanni.
13:09Wednesday is pizza.
13:10Thank you.
13:11Stop, Ross.
13:12This is a republic founded on liberty, but we have gone too far.
13:19Ross, starting with you.
13:20That small dogs get all the clothes.
13:24Where's the love for my big, big boys?
13:26Stop.
13:26To your body.
13:27Big book boys.
13:28Stop, Lou.
13:29Big boys.
13:30Big, big boys need love.
13:32Big, big boys.
13:32They need to be kept warm.
13:34Stop, Ross.
13:35What about a Mastiff?
13:36What about a Great Dane?
13:38Stop.
13:38I'm a big, cheap, honey.
13:39Boys, like a Mastiff, need a big, big coat or a big, big hat that they can look cute in.
13:45Stop, Lou.
13:46But you don't think the big, big boys are cute?
13:49You don't think the big, big boys are cute?
13:51Stop, cheap, honey.
13:52Think that a big, big, slobbery boy can look cute in his little, little hat?
13:56Stop, Ross.
13:57You don't think a big, big boy should be wearing a cloak?
13:59I want to put every big, big boy I see in a ruffled cape.
14:03Stop, Lou.
14:04That's right.
14:04I want my big, big boys to look like the three musketeers.
14:09My big, big boy.
14:12Next up, let's start with Giovanni once again.
14:16That dads don't lactate.
14:20Papas, step up.
14:22Get some milk going out your daddy titties and feed those little babies.
14:27Stop, Lou.
14:28I am just so sick and tired of all of these daddy titties hanging around.
14:34Not being put to use.
14:36Get to work, papas.
14:37Put some milk in those daddy titties.
14:40Stop.
14:41Okay?
14:42Ross.
14:43I hear the papas out there saying, but my nipples are vestigial.
14:47Get to fucking work then.
14:48How about you step up and make some milk for once in your damn life?
14:55Stop, Lou.
14:56You're sitting there watching the Super Bowl, watching your sports game.
15:00Stop, Ross.
15:01Watching your game shows, watching C-Span.
15:05Stop, Lou.
15:05Watching TNT.
15:07Stop, Giovanni.
15:08MTV.
15:09Stop, Lou.
15:09U-P-N.
15:11Q-V-C.
15:12Stop, Ross.
15:13USA characters, welcome.
15:16They're going to love that.
15:18Last one, beginning with Ross.
15:21That suffering is.
15:23Hmm.
15:24We exist, and to exist is to suffer.
15:30Stop, Giovanni.
15:31I must feel the suffering in order to feel joy, but I had no choice in this.
15:37Maybe I would rather feel nothing.
15:39Stop.
15:40Look.
15:40But it is a part of this existence upon this blue marble we call ER.
15:49Stop.
15:50Ross.
15:51We would wish to choose a different form of existence,
15:56but this is a false choice that we try to make on this blue marble of the Earth.
16:02Stop, Giovanni.
16:03When the astronauts look at the blue marble from far away,
16:08they see only clouds and ocean and not the pain that we feel,
16:12but the pain is real for the blue marble in my heart.
16:16Stop.
16:17Lou.
16:17It is impossible to disconnect the blue marble within me
16:25from the suffering that exists upon the large blue marble that is Earth.
16:31Stop, Ross.
16:32We are condemned to suffer on Earth from bear sun to deer.
16:41Jesus Christ.
16:45That brings us to round two,
16:46where our players must now test their talents in teams of two.
16:51Ooh.
16:52Lou.
16:53Cha.
16:53Oh, no, I don't say that.
16:56Don't you come round here not having no prompt.
16:59And all that stays in.
17:00Now I can't escape it.
17:01Cha was pretty fun, though.
17:03It was.
17:03It felt good.
17:04Bye, Cha.
17:05But that's not what I say.
17:07And Ross.
17:08You better have one.
17:09Thanks, man.
17:11An insurance assessment for a Molotov cocktail bar.
17:16Yeah, what do you think, man?
17:17I mean, you know.
17:18Just looking around.
17:19Uh-huh.
17:19This is 1,000% not happening.
17:21What?
17:22Come on, man.
17:24Getting a license for a bar, period, is quite difficult.
17:28There are a lot of liabilities that you're dealing with, of course, intoxicated people.
17:32100%.
17:32Sharp, dangerous objects.
17:34100%.
17:34That glass alone.
17:35Yeah.
17:35That, this glass happens to be filled with, um, petrol?
17:38Yeah.
17:39Oh, that and high-proof spirits.
17:42I'm sorry.
17:43Can you kind of walk me through a typical, uh, service?
17:46You come into Maltese, you ask for a South special.
17:49I slide you over a glass bottle filled with high-proof spirits or petrol with a small rag
17:55that then I go, watch this, light it on fire.
17:59You then have probably about T minus 18 seconds to throw it somewhere that is not on your person
18:05or at anyone else.
18:06That's not allowed.
18:08Oh, well, if it's not allowed, sure, sign right there.
18:11Okay, fantastic.
18:12Incredible.
18:17Uh, 5,000 points upon meeting are deductible for the both of you.
18:21Ross.
18:22Yasser.
18:22And Giovanni.
18:23Giovanni!
18:24It becomes increasingly clear.
18:28This rock song is Christian.
18:38So you stand in in the alley.
18:41L.A.
18:44Cigarette tucked behind your ear.
18:47Smokey!
18:49Asked you a simple question.
18:53Queery!
18:54Would you like to be free from fear?
18:59Free from fear!
19:02Some people call me a rebel.
19:09Someone who plays by their own rules.
19:15My parents just don't understand it.
19:20But I think sacrifice is cool.
19:24Famed by the blood of the lamb.
19:27Famed by the blood of the lamb.
19:30Everything dies except one guy.
19:40Safe by the blood of the lamb is fucking hardcore.
19:43Hard as hell.
19:43Nine points in the Christian afterlife for the both of you.
19:47Giovanni.
19:47Giovanni!
19:48And Lou.
19:49Don't you come around here not having no problem.
19:52It's the apocalypse.
19:54Better use what's left on this Target gift card.
19:57Oh, God.
19:58Oh, God.
19:59The spiders.
20:00Christ, they're coming.
20:01Oh, my God.
20:02Okay, we just have to get to checkout.
20:04Wait.
20:05Let's just run.
20:06Let's just run.
20:07No, no, no.
20:07We have to get to checkout.
20:08There's not going to be money when they take over the world.
20:11And we have to use this $4.96.
20:14Everyone has left the store, though.
20:15I don't want to steal.
20:16I don't want to lose my humanity.
20:18Okay, Jesus Christ.
20:19Okay.
20:19I guess we can go to self-checkout.
20:21No, we just need something that's $4.96.
20:23I don't have any money.
20:24I don't have any other money.
20:25Okay.
20:25I don't know.
20:25We could get, like, four light bulbs.
20:27That's too much.
20:28Okay.
20:29I'm sorry.
20:30I need you to help me.
20:32Okay, okay.
20:33Okay.
20:33$4.99.
20:33$4.99.
20:34$4.99.
20:35Maybe, like, the ELF eyebrow pencil.
20:37Oh, shit, it's $5.20.
20:40Oh, God, God, God.
20:43These handkerchiefs, they're two for $1.
20:45If we get a shit ton of handkerchiefs.
20:51Run!
20:51Run, spend it.
20:53Wait, I need the handkerchief.
20:55The handkerchief.
20:57The handkerchief.
21:02The up-and-up line is quite affordable.
21:05A number of points just high enough not to throw them away for the both of you.
21:12Blue!
21:12Don't you come round here not having no prompt.
21:16And rock.
21:18Shaw.
21:19Wow.
21:20See, if you don't use it.
21:21That's good.
21:21If you don't use it, it gets taken.
21:24And it's timeless, and it'll never get old.
21:26Two bad boys fight over the cool last words before commercial break.
21:33She's gone.
21:34And they've taken off.
21:37But there's one thing they didn't count on.
21:39Me doing my thing.
21:42You all know.
21:44Those two hearts are connected.
21:47Me and hers.
21:49And their hearts are about to get broken.
21:53By me.
21:56Yeah, broken into pieces.
21:58Because if you come for the king, you best not.
22:02Not try to kill him.
22:04Because there's only one king, and he's alive and well.
22:06There's only one king, because that's how kings work.
22:10Yeah, that is how kings work.
22:12If there's two kings, then there's two autonomous states.
22:15And there's only one state that we're in, here in Stamford, Connecticut.
22:22There's one king.
22:24Me.
22:25Stop.
22:28Yeah, 12 points exploding in the background for the both of you.
22:32Ross.
22:33Yeah.
22:33And Giovanni.
22:34Giovanni!
22:35Huh.
22:36This porno has some genuinely solid life lessons.
22:40Okay.
22:43Here we go again.
22:44It's happening for a second time!
22:46Miss Davis, um, I'm sorry.
22:48I was just here to fix the washing machine.
22:49I can take off.
22:51You're not going anywhere, little boy.
22:54I don't know if I should be here since your husband's not at home.
22:57But if I don't fix the washing machine, then someone could get stuck in there.
22:59That's true.
23:00Many children get stuck in washing machines when left unattended.
23:05A lot of household appliances are danger lurking within the family home.
23:10You should really check all your appliances at least once every two years, just to make sure
23:17that everything is working compatibly with the electronic grid in your household.
23:21My husband and I have been very, very happy with your work in the past.
23:26Well, is there anything else that you need worked on?
23:29I can be very, very handy.
23:34Well, I'm happy to do my work from here.
23:36Good.
23:37A good work ethic is a sure way to get far in this world.
23:42I completely agree.
23:43Every morning, I spend at least 30 minutes journaling.
23:47It's important to articulate what you want in life before you go out and attempt to achieve it.
23:51Small incremental steps for the great way to achieve big things.
23:56I journaled last night about your tiny, tiny little dick.
24:00Oh, you heard about that?
24:05Oh, gang, that was great.
24:07If only there was a sex-related number of points I could give you, but I don't think there is.
24:11Not a sex number.
24:12420?
24:12This is the last prompt of round two.
24:18Jivani.
24:19Jivani!
24:19And Lou.
24:20Don't you come round here not having no problem.
24:24He's singing it now!
24:26A doctor tells a patient what will happen once they're under anesthesia.
24:31What's going to happen is we're going to make a small incision in your wrist.
24:35We're going to connect the IV.
24:36That'll give you fluids during the procedure.
24:38Okay, yeah.
24:38And then we're going to administer anesthesia,
24:41which will knock you out and then also kind of shut down your nervous system's ability to kind of react.
24:48Okay.
24:49Then I'm going to get my little fingies in there.
24:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
24:55I mean, I could be more clinical about it, but I thought that you might appreciate it.
24:58Be more, be more clinical.
24:59Oh, okay.
24:59Be more, be more clinical.
25:00Yeah, okay, so we're going to make a three-quarters incision.
25:03Okay.
25:03Kind of right around your abdomen.
25:04Okay.
25:05And then I'm going to take several tools and I'll insert them.
25:09Using my little fingies, we'll get in there.
25:11Oh, I don't know if I want to do this.
25:13What?
25:13I'm sorry.
25:14No, well, your appendix has burst, all right?
25:16We need to remove it.
25:17Otherwise, there's a chance of sepsis.
25:18Yeah.
25:19A lot of other things.
25:20Can I get somebody else who doesn't say little fingies?
25:23I'm a student doctor, but if you'd be willing to let me assist on the procedure, you'd at
25:27least have another set of eyes.
25:29Okay.
25:29I mean...
25:30Okay, I'm sorry.
25:30I've got to let my tootsies breathe.
25:34I gave you both 100 points during that.
25:36You didn't even feel it.
25:37Wow.
25:37It's over?
25:39That brings us to our third and final minigame.
25:43This is a little minigame that we like to call,
25:44Who Are You Supposed to Be?
25:47How It Works as Players.
25:48I have here for you a trunk of costume pieces and props.
25:51I'm going to ask you to race over to this trunk, pick out whatever appeals to you, race
25:56back to your podium, and pitch me who you're supposed to be.
26:00Are we going to race?
26:01You're going to lightly jog.
26:03So I can't trip Ross.
26:06It's on your marks.
26:07Get set.
26:07Go.
26:10Nope.
26:10Oh.
26:10Nope.
26:14Oh, something's happening here.
26:16Ross.
26:17Technically, a country can't have more than one king at one time.
26:22It's just that one of them would be a pretender to the throne.
26:27Thank you, Ross.
26:28I'll give you points for that for sure.
26:30Giovanni looking disgusted.
26:32I don't know.
26:33I think I don't have an idea.
26:36Giovanni!
26:37I'm your worst nightmare.
26:39Why are you my worst nightmare, Giovanni?
26:43I don't know.
26:46There's so much pressure.
26:47Can I offer, if they were hot dog buns, it could be worst spelled W-U-R-S-T?
26:52Oh, that's good.
26:54I can't wait until this is over.
26:57Lou.
26:57Knife witch.
26:58I'm a witch with a knife.
27:03Ross.
27:04I've been here the whole time.
27:06Oh.
27:07That's just a mockery.
27:09I'm the mad god of my little personal people.
27:14Yeah.
27:15I'll say points.
27:16Giovanni.
27:17Hello, I'm Ariel's understudy.
27:21So fun swimming inside.
27:24I really hope we don't lose Ariel.
27:27Lou.
27:28I've done the work.
27:29And now I understand that my daddy titties need to step up and be there for you.
27:38Please sure do, Lou.
27:40Points.
27:41Ross.
27:42Steamboat Willie just entered the public domain.
27:44So now no one can stop me from me telling you how I think this country needs to go.
27:50Uh-oh.
27:53Giovanni.
27:54Where there is the lamb that was slain for your name in the grace of the Lord.
28:05Did I cut you off too early?
28:06No.
28:07It all hurts.
28:09Giovanni is in physical pain.
28:11Lou.
28:12It's Grandma Minya.
28:14It's, uh, Beato Meemaw.
28:17How about that?
28:17How about that?
28:19How about that?
28:20Beato Meemaw.
28:21You're like, you're a slap.
28:23Hey, man.
28:23I like that shit.
28:24What do you think, bro?
28:26Beato Meemaw.
28:29You like this?
28:30You like that shit?
28:31Are you ready?
28:32I'm ready.
28:32Let's do it.
28:34Ross.
28:34Futures made of virtual insanity.
28:39Oh, it's you too.
28:45Wow.
28:47See, guys, Jamiroquai was a band.
28:51Lou.
28:51It's Beato Meemaw again.
28:53This time she's a knife wish.
28:56It's a callback to earlier.
28:58Oh, my God.
28:59Remember sex ago when I was Beato Meemaw?
29:01Oh, at Ross's podium, it's GMI.
29:04I'm also Beato Meemaw.
29:06I'm sorry.
29:09Yeah, you were a nightmare.
29:11All right, this has gone way off the rails.
29:13Come on, Beato Meemaw, instant classic.
29:15Way off the rails.
29:16I had an idea, but a better one is sort of for me.
29:21Ross.
29:22You might assume from my attire here that I'm some sort of riverboat gambler.
29:27But you'd be wrong.
29:28I'm Beato Meemaw.
29:31And that is a mini game.
29:36That brings us to round three, where our players will now hold hands and jump into the abyss together.
29:46Lou, don't you come around here not having no prompt.
29:49Ross.
29:49Yes, sir.
29:50And Giovanni.
29:51Giovanni.
29:51The wedding officiant has clearly hooked up with the bride and crew.
29:57What a beautiful day.
29:59Thank you so much for being a part of this.
30:00Yeah, I'm so honored that you would ask me.
30:03And I'm glad it's not weird.
30:04Thank you, everyone, for being here at the wedding of Gail and Dim.
30:15This beautiful couple are so gorgeous, together and apart.
30:20We're here to celebrate the love of these two creative, gorgeous, talented, generous people.
30:37Do you have the rings?
30:41Thanks, Dale.
30:42Repeat after me.
30:45I, Den.
30:46I, Den.
30:47Take you, Giovanni.
30:49Take you, Gail.
30:54Yeah, yeah, that's a...
30:55A kiss for luck.
30:57All right.
31:00I didn't forget about you.
31:01To be my lawfully wedded partner.
31:07To be my lawfully wedded partner.
31:08Forever and ever.
31:10Forever and ever.
31:12And to stay open to whatever.
31:15To stay open to whatever.
31:17May come our way.
31:19May come our way.
31:23Whatever may come.
31:24Let's say a more of a merrier amount of points for the three of you.
31:29Which brings us to...
31:32Lou.
31:32Don't you come around here.
31:33Not having no prompt.
31:34And Ross.
31:35Yes, sir.
31:36Giovanni.
31:36Don't you come around here and I have no prompt.
31:38Hey!
31:39Watch it.
31:40A human transported to a magical realm thinks they stumbled upon a stupid Ren Faire.
31:47Welcome, welcome.
31:49Oh, shit.
31:49Greetings, traveler.
31:51Oh, shit.
31:51Oh, what's up, little dudes?
31:55No little dude am I, but rather Grimbyalax, the king of this forest.
31:59Oh, that's a fun name.
32:00Yeah.
32:01And I, of course, am Trebuchet.
32:04Okay.
32:05Maker of mischief.
32:07Hell yeah.
32:07Hell yeah.
32:08If Trebuchet does offer you a bargain, tread lightly, traveler.
32:12Tread lightly.
32:13Oh, shit.
32:14Okay, this is one of those ones that's super involved.
32:17I'm Henry.
32:19Henry of the Big Hog.
32:21Prophecies foretold that one would come with the largest hogs ever known.
32:28Oh, yeah.
32:29All right.
32:29I don't really do that.
32:30Can I get, like, a turkey leg before we do all this shit, though?
32:33We know not of what you speak, traveler.
32:36We dine on toadstools and dewdrops.
32:39Okay.
32:40Cute.
32:41Can I...
32:41Show us the hogs.
32:43We need the hogs to live.
32:45Oh, man.
32:49A dragon's horde worth of points for the three of you.
32:52Which brings us to the last prompt of our game.
32:56Say it isn't so.
32:58Be long.
32:59Lou.
33:00Don't you come around here not having no prompt.
33:02Ross.
33:03Don't you come around here not having no prompt.
33:05Chivani.
33:07Chah.
33:08The Beastie Boys auction off a rare painting.
33:13Mm-hmm.
33:14All right.
33:14Next on the docket, you know we're not kidding.
33:17Here comes the next thing.
33:18Time to start the bidding.
33:20Everybody in the place stand up and holler.
33:23Hey, something bees.
33:24This goes for $100.
33:25All right.
33:27I hear $100.
33:28A $200.
33:29Three.
33:30Somebody's got to pay.
33:31It starts with an F.
33:32Fee.
33:33I hear one.
33:34I hear two.
33:36Do I hear a three from you?
33:39Sold to you on this very fine day.
33:42You know that this painting's by Claude Monet.
33:44Nay.
33:45Yeah.
33:45We're in the place about to get silly.
33:47A bunch of water and water lilies.
33:50Up next on the block from my man Basquiat,
33:53a painting so abstract it's going to give you thoughts.
33:56Oh, yeah.
33:57You like the Basquiat?
33:59Well, what you think of this melting clock?
34:01Told you twice if I told you once.
34:04Our next painting comes from the Renaissance.
34:07We did already the water lilies,
34:10but this is Primavera by Botticelli.
34:15Yeah, boy.
34:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:21That's how we do it.
34:22Rest in peace, MCA.
34:25Three MCs and one point to each of you.
34:28That brings us to the end of our show.
34:30Aww.
34:32Our winner tonight,
34:34a three-way tie.
34:38What?
34:39All three of you
34:41are the recipient of the coveted Golden Ear.
34:46I wouldn't have it any other way.
34:47There is no deciding between these three powerhouses.
34:50That does it for us here at Make Some Noise.
34:53Tune in next time for more of the Game Samer.
34:55I'm Sam Reich,
34:56and that sounds pretty good to me.
34:58Good night.
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