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00:00Tonight, trying not to let the cat out, it's Zach Reno.
00:04Hi.
00:05Oh, no, sorry, no, stop, stop.
00:06No, no, no, no, no.
00:08He'll be fine.
00:12A mouse caught in a rainstorm using a leaf as an umbrella,
00:15it's Jess McKetto.
00:17Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:21Well, we can be sad for the raindrops
00:24or happy for the rainbows.
00:25And hosting a completely different show, it's Paul F. Tompkins.
00:29That's right, everyone.
00:30It's time to play Was It Pie?
00:35They're all here, too.
00:36Was It Pie?
00:50Welcome to Make Some Noise, the game so good,
00:53we spun it off unchanged.
00:55I am your host, Sam Reich.
00:56Here's how the show works.
00:56I am here, a series of improvisational prompts our players
01:00have never seen before.
01:02Isn't that right, players?
01:04Not before today.
01:05It's correct.
01:05Never seen them, never heard them.
01:06And I never will.
01:07They will to the best of their ability to fulfill those prompts.
01:10I will award them corresponding points, and the winner will go home
01:12with the coveted golden ear, which if you take on a plane,
01:16careful, it may pop.
01:17Players, are you ready to rumble?
01:21Yes.
01:22I'd like to rumble.
01:23I'm going to punch both of my friends.
01:25Zach.
01:26Sam.
01:27The Pokémon in order of fuckability.
01:31Wow.
01:32Yeah, really good.
01:33Let's start with the bugs.
01:34No one is fucking the bugs.
01:36We got Kakuna.
01:37We got Caterpie.
01:38Actually, I am going to move Butterfree later, because Butterfree can get it.
01:42Let's then move on to the rock types.
01:44We're talking your Geodudes.
01:46We're talking your Onixes.
01:48These are unfuckable, hard, not nice-to-touch boys and girls.
01:52Actually, under those, let's put the poisonous ones.
01:56The poisonous ones do have to stay down at the bottom.
01:59That's going to be a lot of plant types.
02:00Tangela accepted, because Tangela is mostly tentacles,
02:03and the internet has told me that that is a sex thing.
02:06All three legendary birds are going around A tier for being, like,
02:11pretty hot, but also to have celebrity complex.
02:15It's going to be weird afterwards.
02:16Mewtwo.
02:17Never, not ever, too close to a human.
02:19Get out.
02:21But yeah, any of your original three.
02:22Your Charmanders, your Bulbasaur, your Squirtles.
02:25They're going to be a good time.
02:26The birds.
02:26Nope.
02:27Mr. Mime is a big creep and on a lot of watch lists, so no.
02:32Lapras.
02:33The big one that you swim on, more of a boat.
02:36Lapras fam, rise up.
02:37You want to fuck a Lapras?
02:38That's between you and your God.
02:39You can ride it.
02:41She's not wrong, folks.
02:42But the number one fuckable Pokemon
02:45is the mid-evolution of Dratini, Stragonair.
02:50It's a big mystical snake with a horn that flies,
02:54and it's going to make you feel like you're in love.
02:56Wow.
02:58Wow, Zach.
02:59I was a little confused when you said the ones that
03:01looked too human were a no.
03:0575 points via trading cable for you.
03:08Jess.
03:09Sam.
03:09If you give a mouse an edible.
03:12This is Jessica McKenna's second mouse of the show.
03:17I was just going to say, I'm about to enter a mouse-only episode.
03:22Okay.
03:23If you give a mouse an edible, they're going to ask you the time.
03:28And if you tell the mouse the time, they're going to say, okay, so I shouldn't be feeling it yet.
03:33And if you don't give a mouse an answer, the mouse will ask you for another bite of edible,
03:38because they're certain that they should be feeling the edible by now.
03:42And if you give a mouse a second bite of edible, then the mouse will suddenly say, oh no, for now I am feeling the edible too much.
03:51And then the mouse will say, could you give a mouse a cookie?
03:55If you give a mouse a regular cookie, they're going to want some milk.
03:58If you give a mouse an edible cookie, they're going to start walking through your house and asking you questions about your mom.
04:05An answer about the mom.
04:08Then the mouse will say, and how does that make you feel about your own potential to be a parent?
04:13And then you and the mouse will sort of stare off and wonder, what is the purpose of any of this?
04:19And then the mouse will say, wait a second, have you eaten?
04:25Yeah, let's say a point cut in half just to be on the safe side.
04:28Thank you. Dosage is important.
04:30It's so important.
04:31Paul.
04:32Who calls so loud?
04:36A judge vamping because the deliberation room isn't ready yet.
04:41So they will be out soon, I'm told.
04:44And I would like to commend the officers of the court for good behavior during this trial.
04:51I didn't have to do any sustained or overruled.
04:56It makes it easy for me.
04:57So thank you.
04:59To the accused, I hope you didn't do it.
05:05That's not me weighing in on what the jury will say.
05:07I have not influenced them.
05:09This is just me as a guy saying, I hope you didn't do it.
05:14It's good they're taking this time.
05:17Because you don't want it to be a rush.
05:18But you don't want it to be like one of those movies where it's like one guy holding things up.
05:23Yes.
05:24They're gonna need like a couple more minutes.
05:26Are you fucking...
05:28Well, I shouldn't have said anything.
05:31There's one guy holding everything up.
05:33This jury finds the defendant guilty of earning eight points.
05:40Talked for a long time.
05:41Which brings us back to Zach.
05:43Paul.
05:44Sam.
05:45Sam.
05:46The Grinch who stole sharks.
05:48A shark.
05:50In a small little village weighed down by the pier.
05:54There's some celebrating people whose joy was quite clear.
05:58They loved when the sharks came along to the coast.
06:01They loved it a little.
06:03They loved it the most.
06:04But one in the town who hated a lark.
06:09He hated the village.
06:10He hated the sharks.
06:12He hated the week where the villagers cheered.
06:15And so he filled up the ocean with beer.
06:19The beer was so sudsy.
06:21The beer was so wet.
06:23The beer was more beer than an ocean could get.
06:26The jellyfish died and the fish they all screamed.
06:29And the sharks of course were nowhere to be seen.
06:32A small little girl as she swam in the waves said.
06:37Am I drunk now?
06:38Is this how you behave?
06:40I miss all the sharks.
06:41But what can I do?
06:43They've been stolen from me.
06:45They've been stolen from you.
06:47So she swam to the bottom and under the sand.
06:50She found a big plug with her little girl hand.
06:53And she pulled it open.
06:55And the water did drain.
06:57And the ocean as we know was never the same.
06:59For all of the sharks were now flopping about.
07:03But there was no air.
07:04And they couldn't get out.
07:06So the villagers cried and they cried all the same.
07:09And then from their eyes came a whole bunch of rain.
07:12Which filled up the ocean.
07:14The ocean was back.
07:16And Shark Week was saved.
07:18And that's about that.
07:19Wow.
07:21Oh my god Jack.
07:24Wow.
07:25Incredible.
07:26Discovery Channel wishes.
07:29A 39 and a half foot pole for you.
07:32Uh oh Jess.
07:34Uh oh Sam.
07:35It looks like a storm's a-brewin' and that cloud is coming for you.
07:38Uh oh.
07:39In particular.
07:40It's time for a doozy.
07:42A doozy.
07:44A doozy?
07:45Oh wow.
07:46Wow.
07:47Wow.
07:48It's so much text.
07:49A player on the traitors is banished and steps into the circle of truth.
07:55First, she cleverly calls out three players who voted her out.
07:59Mr. Bean, Guy Fieri, and the Very Hungry Caterpillar.
08:03Then she manages to fake us out three times as to whether she's a faithful or traitor before finally exiting the show.
08:10The time for talk is over.
08:13La la.
08:17Before you are banished from my castle forever, will you reveal were you a faithful or were you a traitor?
08:28Listen, you all know that when I came here, I made my game very clear.
08:34Mr. Bean?
08:35Oh?
08:36I told you when we found the secret room behind the secret room that you are an idol to me.
08:41You said nothing back.
08:42You just dropped a book, picked up the book again, dropped a book, tried to flip through a few pages, put it back on the shelf, wipe some sweat off your brow and then exit the secret room, where then I was discovered alone by Guy Fieri.
08:54I thought you and me bonded when we did the bug challenge where a bunch of bugs fell on our face.
09:01Then you stabbed me in the back?
09:03That's donkey sauce, bro, and you know it.
09:05Very hungry caterpillar, you writing my name down?
09:11Eric Carlyle somewhere is sobbing.
09:14Oh, wow!
09:15So, y'all, listen, I know this is just a game and we have a lot of fun out here, but in the end, this isn't fun for me to tell you that actually this whole time I have faithfully traded memories with all of you, my fellow faithful TV appearance folks.
09:39And y'all are going to feel ridiculous when you find out once and for all the truth, Guy Fieri, Very Hungry Caterpillar, Mr. Bean, that I'm in fact a traitor!
10:03I knew it!
10:04I knew it!
10:05I knew it!
10:06I knew it!
10:07What did I say?
10:08Y'all have fun!
10:09Have fun!
10:10Have fun!
10:11Have fun!
10:12Fantastic.
10:13Way too doozy.
10:14Hey, I love a doozy.
10:15I would give you points, but I think it'd be more fun if Paul did as Alan Cumming.
10:18For your monologue during the doozy, I award you two points to go into the praise bug.
10:26Aw, good!
10:27Paul.
10:28Who calls so loud?
10:30This small Santa's taking some bold swings with the character's lore.
10:35And tell me, what would you like for Christmas?
10:39I swear if you could explain your backstory.
10:43Sure, okay.
10:44You know, not a lot of people ask me, so thank you for that.
10:46Yeah.
10:48I used to be a saint.
10:49Then you got bad?
10:50No, they brought me back to life.
10:52All of a sudden I was just alive again.
10:54Oh, is that scary?
10:55It's very scary.
10:56I remember going through a red tunnel.
10:58Oh!
11:00And they said I'm being punished for the sins I committed in life.
11:03That sounds like you were in hell, Santa.
11:06Ooh, good call.
11:07I bet I was.
11:09It was very warm.
11:10Yes, you have a question?
11:12Like Spawn?
11:13Yes.
11:15I was just like Spawn.
11:17I was in hell.
11:18I was called back to life.
11:20In this case, to deliver toys to boys and girls around the world.
11:23That sounds nice.
11:24Yeah.
11:25Do you like it?
11:26Oh, you'd think it was nice.
11:27But when I go through the chimney, I can feel it.
11:29I feel my bones and my organs just grinding against each other as I go down.
11:36It's terribly painful.
11:37Does it remind you of the tunnel from hell?
11:39Oh, I wish.
11:40When I'm going through that chimney, I'm like, take me back to hell.
11:42How do the reindeer factor in?
11:45The reindeer are the souls of people who cheated on their spouses.
11:58Spawn.
11:59Haven't thought of Spawn in a long time.
12:012.2 billion milk and cookies for you, Paul.
12:03Which brings us to our first minigame.
12:07This is a little minigame that we like to call,
12:10if it could talk, in this case, puppets.
12:13Players, how this is going to work is,
12:14I'm going to present each of you with an actual puppet to voice.
12:18If I could please have our first puppet.
12:23What?
12:24Look at the puppet.
12:25Thank you, Paul.
12:29Fruit spheres.
12:30Now with 100% fruits, it's fantastical.
12:35Generic brand, Toucan Sam.
12:42I love it.
12:43If I could please have our next puppet.
12:45Hi puppet.
12:46Hi puppet.
12:47Aw.
12:48That's good.
12:49I think this time let's give it to Jess.
12:51Well, what folks don't know is Georgia O'Keeffe and I were lovers for many years.
13:00Wow.
13:01Highbrow Jess.
13:02Also, O'Keeffe painted flowers that look like vaginas.
13:05Or did she paint vaginas that look like flowers?
13:06Like flowers.
13:07Whoa.
13:08Magic off.
13:09Whoa.
13:10Bye-bye puppet.
13:11Bye puppet.
13:13If I could please have our next puppet.
13:15Oh.
13:16Oh.
13:17I made a little entrance.
13:19Why don't we hand this one off to Paul?
13:20Let it loose.
13:21And, uh, ever since my first Burning Man, this has been my look.
13:30Uh, if I could please have our next puppet.
13:32Come here, puppet.
13:33Oh, yeah.
13:34Oh.
13:36Well, let's say Zach wants more.
13:39Oh, wow.
13:40Yeah.
13:41I am but the spirit of a fallen oak.
13:44Oh.
13:45And I have but one message to you, people of the world.
13:49Oh.
13:50I am selling cutco knives.
13:53I can't chop anything.
13:54Go ahead and hand that over to.
13:59Yes.
14:02You're not gonna believe this.
14:04A small girl found the plug at the bottom of the frickin' ocean.
14:09There I was, drinking a delicious IPA.
14:13And some little girl fuckin' drowns my whole world.
14:19Bye puppet.
14:20Bye puppet.
14:21Well, that's gotta be it for the puppets.
14:22Uh.
14:23Right?
14:24There couldn't possibly be more puppets.
14:25If you underestimate my fetish for minigames,
14:28if I could please have our last puppets.
14:32Whoa.
14:33Whoa.
14:34Double pup.
14:36It's a double puppet.
14:37Yeah, is this a ball?
14:38Oh, sure.
14:39I mean, these are incredible, but I might barf a little.
14:43And when we get to the mall,
14:47we're gonna have our picture taken and we're gonna be nice, right?
14:50I don't like it.
14:51I know you don't like it, but we have to do it.
14:54I like it.
14:56Yeah, I know you like it too much.
15:00Now I have a really tough decision to make.
15:03I have a surprise.
15:04It's a bonus puppet.
15:05Are you fucking kidding me?
15:07That's crazy.
15:08In addition to the allotment of puppets?
15:10Paul, if I could please have our very last puppet.
15:14It's the final puppet.
15:17Oh.
15:18We all know this guy.
15:19Aw.
15:20Aw, shit.
15:21I think I will hand this first to Zach.
15:24Even the shoes.
15:25Yeah.
15:26Even shoes.
15:30Welcome to Mix and Horse.
15:32Before me are a series of improvisational prompts.
15:35But know that there is so much more.
15:37Tricks and traps along the way.
15:40And I, ever, will be pulling the strings.
15:44It's not in true form.
15:50Oh boy.
15:51What's up?
15:52It's me, Wicked Sam Reich.
15:55This is Make Some Noise, the show's how good we spun it up unchanged.
16:00We're going to pack some improv prompts in front of our improvisers and they may or may not do a good job.
16:09I will buzz them either way.
16:13I am from Boston.
16:15There you go.
16:17Why are there so many games that aren't many?
16:24All games are many to me.
16:28We can play big games, but I don't like doing it.
16:37And that is a minigame.
16:42That brings us to round two where our players will now test their talents in teams of twos.
16:49Testing talents in teams of twos.
16:51But there's threes of us.
16:52You're not in this next one.
16:53Are you?
16:55Zach.
16:56Me.
16:56And Jess.
16:57Sam.
16:58A Matryoshka doll gets an ultrasound.
17:02Have fun, you guys.
17:07Are you nervous?
17:08Um, no.
17:08Excited.
17:09Just excited.
17:10Gel's going to be a little cold.
17:10Thank you so much.
17:11Ooh.
17:12All right.
17:12Here we go.
17:13Let's see what we got.
17:14Oh, that's funny.
17:15That looks exactly like me.
17:16Yeah, yeah.
17:17But smaller.
17:19Oh, no, no, no.
17:19If you go in, that looks like me, but smaller.
17:21Yeah, that's you.
17:22Can you zoom in?
17:23Yeah, I'm going to go one layer down.
17:24That's how this works.
17:25Yeah, yeah.
17:26Can you enhance?
17:27Oh, my goodness.
17:28Look, there's another little me, but it's inside the other little me.
17:31Yeah.
17:31Can you enhance?
17:33Yeah, I can.
17:35Have you been feeling okay?
17:36Actually, you know, now that I'm in the second trimester, I have a lot more energy.
17:39Oh, my goodness.
17:41Is that a little me within a little me within a little me?
17:43So, congratulations, you are pregnant with you, and that you is also pregnant with a smaller
17:48you.
17:49Yep.
17:49And that you is pregnant with a smaller you.
17:52Well, you have any questions for me?
17:53Nope, this is exactly how I expected this to go.
17:58You're OBGYN.
18:00Congratulations.
18:00It's a happy, healthy 12 points to you, both.
18:03Jess.
18:04Sam.
18:04And Paul.
18:05Who calls so loud?
18:06A Spelling Bee contestant's many, many clarifying questions.
18:12Uh, country of origin?
18:13Finland?
18:16Time of day best used?
18:20In its original usage, midday, now more often in the morning.
18:25Say it angry?
18:26Schlor-barg.
18:28Say it scared?
18:29Schlor-barg.
18:30Said by Boston person?
18:33Schlor-barg.
18:34Said by cartoon dog?
18:35Schlor-barg.
18:36Said by Minion?
18:37Schlor-barg.
18:3935 seconds remaining?
18:41More time, please.
18:42Yes.
18:44I really think I've done that a really long time.
18:46I feel like that's like a car game.
18:5135 points used in a sentence for you both.
18:54Brings us to Paul.
18:56Who calls so loud?
18:57And Zach.
18:58Jess.
18:58A Ren Faire Village Idiots performance review.
19:03Can I talk to you?
19:04Yes.
19:04Okay.
19:07You don't have to do it, Becca.
19:08Um, really, everybody loves your energy.
19:11And they love your commitment to detail.
19:15Nice.
19:16Um, on the other side of things...
19:19Is this about the dance?
19:20Yeah.
19:21People want to see me throw it back.
19:22I know they do, but I don't know how...
19:24People want to see me throw it back hard and close up.
19:27Absolutely.
19:28I don't think that nudity is necessarily, like, historically accurate.
19:33Okay, well, Deadpool's walking around because it's Marvel Day here.
19:37What do you want from me, man?
19:38I'm trying to throw it back.
19:39I'm trying to wear a jingly hat and throw it back.
19:42Okay.
19:42The jingly hat also needs some discussion.
19:44Because of all the Tamagotchis on it.
19:46Yes.
19:46It's more of a clackety-clack hat.
19:49I'm trying to keep them alive by shaking them, and it was just easier to put them on the hat.
19:52But we have people complaining about anachronisms and saying that it's distracting.
19:56They don't know what they want.
19:58Okay, they don't want a guy who has safety pinned a bunch of Tamagotchis to a beanie,
20:02taking his pants off...
20:04And throwing it back.
20:05And throwing it back.
20:07Can you go out there and just try to roast people a little bit?
20:10You know, talk about the king, that kind of stuff.
20:12My lord.
20:13Good start.
20:14No, don't do it.
20:16Don't do it.
20:19He's trying to throw it back.
20:20A meager pittance to you both.
20:23Which brings us back to Zach.
20:24Jess.
20:25Sam.
20:25Sam.
20:25And Jess.
20:26Camera.
20:27Consoling a friend while also practicing your words of the day.
20:31Bro, listen.
20:32I know when you first saw her across the bar, it seemed fortuitous.
20:37Yeah, no, I guess it was fortuitous.
20:38But like...
20:39She was so perfect, you know?
20:41Yeah.
20:42You thought it was going to work out.
20:43I know.
20:44You had an immediate sort of saccharine quality about the way that you interacted.
20:50A what?
20:51Saccharine sort of has a negative connotation that you're saying I was messing up from the
20:55very beginning.
20:56No, bro.
20:56No, bro.
20:57Oh.
20:57No, no, my...
20:58Most unfortunate.
20:59No, bro.
21:00Bro, no.
21:01My impetus for saying that was merely to comfort you in this moment of anguish.
21:06It's just that I was saying that I wonder if this wasn't actually perfection.
21:10It was...
21:10Not serendipity?
21:11Nothing serendipitous.
21:12It's meant to be ambiguous.
21:14It's meant to have a certain...
21:16I had an English teacher who, one year, made us guess the most beautiful word in the
21:25English language.
21:26As if that's objective?
21:27Yeah, that's...
21:27We all took a guess, and then the answer was vermillion.
21:30Nope.
21:32Wrong.
21:33The scent of 22 points permeates the room.
21:36Ooh.
21:36As we move on, for the last time in round two, too, Jess.
21:40Sam.
21:41And Paul.
21:42Who calls so loud?
21:44The magic mirror from Snow White gets hung up on technicalities.
21:50Oh, I love this one.
21:52Mirror, mirror, on my wall.
21:55Who's the fairest of them all?
21:57I shall tell you now.
22:00Hang on, though.
22:01It's a simple question.
22:02You know, there are two meanings of the word fair.
22:06Do you mean just, or do you mean beautiful?
22:09What do you think I mean?
22:11I presume not what you mean, my queen.
22:14Do you mean fair, as in, wow, what a fair call from that referee?
22:19I'm not a sports queen.
22:20I'm talking about, like, looks.
22:22Like, who out there is...
22:24Well, and now, to answer your question, but first, fairest of all, time?
22:30What?
22:31Or fairest of all, currently living?
22:35I'm kind of interested in both, I guess, but for now, my purposes, currently living.
22:41Ah, yes.
22:42Could you say it one more time?
22:44Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
22:45That's me.
22:46Or me.
22:48I'm mirror.
22:48This is mirror, mirror.
22:49I just want to talk to the one that tells me who's hot in the kingdom.
22:53Okay.
22:54Mm-hmm.
22:55Mm-hmm.
22:56So...
22:57Yes.
22:57Is that you?
22:58Well, pose the question again, my queen.
23:01That one was a yes or no.
23:04Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
23:06No, I'm on a hook.
23:07Okay, so you know it's not you.
23:09Yeah, let's say 81 of the fairest points in the land for the both of you.
23:16I'll throw a couple your way, Zach.
23:17Oh, nice.
23:18I'll take them.
23:19Last prompt of round two, Paul.
23:20Who goes so loud?
23:21And Zach.
23:23Jess.
23:23Our three of hanging one-handed on a cliff.
23:31Um...
23:31Is it a rock?
23:34No.
23:36Is it sand?
23:38No.
23:38Is it...
23:40Did I say rock?
23:43Yes.
23:44Hold on a second.
23:48All right.
23:49Is it my turn for a shift?
23:51Yeah, I think so.
23:52I got you.
23:54All right.
23:56Um...
23:57Empty can.
23:59No.
24:00Can I just tell you?
24:01Yeah.
24:01It's pie, you fucking idiot.
24:03Well, that seems so obvious.
24:05You understand why I didn't want to just say that?
24:06I would ask it within the top ten.
24:08Well, I guess I don't play that way.
24:10I don't try to trick people.
24:11Fine, you go.
24:12You want me to switch?
24:13Yeah.
24:13Okay.
24:15Get in there.
24:16Yeah.
24:16Okay.
24:18All right.
24:19Is it an animal?
24:19Give me a fucking second.
24:22Okay, I'm locked in.
24:23Is it pie?
24:23Yes.
24:24127 hours worth of points.
24:31Whoa.
24:31Whoa, that's a lot of points.
24:33Which brings us to our final minigame.
24:36God damn it!
24:38He loves them!
24:39This is a little minigame that we like to call Milkman Paperboy.
24:44How this works is, I will divide my players into teams of two.
24:49One team will give me a theme song for a TV show that does not exist in real life.
24:55The other team will give me an inaction of that television show.
25:00Great.
25:01There are only three of you.
25:02Whoa!
25:05Chris Grace!
25:07Did somebody say it's time to say Grace?
25:10Nobody said that.
25:11It's time to say Grace!
25:14We'll get set up for this and be right back after this transition.
25:21And we are back with our accompanist, Aaron Wilson, everyone!
25:26So, here's how this is going to work.
25:31With the theme song, it is Zach and Chris.
25:34Your leaping off point is as simple as a workplace comedy.
25:39Ooh, it's an ordinary office.
25:45It's on an ordinary day.
25:49And everything that they talk about is an ordinary thing to say.
25:55But they're all fluent in Spanish and Mandarin, too.
26:02And they go between word by word to bring their story to you.
26:09Sometimes it sounds like English.
26:12And sometimes it sounds like French.
26:15But no matter what, near the end, everybody switches characters.
26:20Also, they drop Easter eggs to help you solve the season-long mystery.
26:27Different language office.
26:30It's a different language office.
26:34What are they saying?
26:36Do even they know at the different language office?
26:44Wow, guys!
26:46Let's see a scene from a different language office.
26:50Hola.
26:52Guten tag, Judy!
26:55Mis papels?
26:56No, I say.
27:00Mi dispiace, ma sometimes this is how life mushud.
27:07Mis papels.
27:09Mis papels.
27:11Hey.
27:12Hey.
27:13Idde uye yisse?
27:18Lamborghini?
27:19Nel ufficio?
27:21Ah, oui, oui.
27:24Aargine?
27:24Wein.
27:25Wein, aborigine?
27:26Et tu, aborigine?
27:28Is supapels?
27:29Is supapels?
27:31Is supapels?
27:31The whole time is supapels, aborigine.
27:34The whole time?
27:36The whole time!
27:36The whole time?
27:38The whole time?
27:40The whole time?
27:42The whole time?
27:44The whole time?
27:46The whole time?
27:48Who is the aubergine?
27:52It's an eggplant.
27:54Eggplant.
28:00Look!
28:02Easter egg!
28:04Gaboon!
28:06Wow!
28:08Way to jump through those hoops, gang.
28:10Yeah, there might have been too many hoops. Sorry, fam.
28:12You really crushed it, though.
28:14You absolutely did.
28:16A big thank you to Aaron Wilson, everybody!
28:18Chris, do you mind sticking around for round three?
28:20I would be so excited to do so.
28:22Come on!
28:24Say grace!
28:28That brings us to round three, where our players
28:30will now hold hands and jump into the abyss together.
28:34Zach!
28:35Chris!
28:36Chris!
28:37Jess!
28:38Sam!
28:39Paul!
28:40Who calls so loud?
28:41A CNN panel baffled as to why Robin Hood is so popular.
28:46People seem to be captivated by this man.
28:48Doesn't make sense to me frankly.
28:49Robbing to the rich and giving to the poor.
28:51The rich, a group of people who everyone wants to be.
28:54He's alluring, he seems different, he's a disruptor.
28:57Well, I'll be damned if I let a little fox steal from me.
29:02Yes, of course, Robin Hood the notable,
29:04what some are calling sexy fox.
29:06We can all agree he is extremely sexy.
29:08He's very hot.
29:09Here's what I don't understand.
29:10If this Robin Hood can very easily split arrows
29:15that are already in a bullseye.
29:16Right, right, I've seen that, I've seen that.
29:17Why doesn't he just make his money from doing that?
29:19Why does he have to steal?
29:21I think that if Robin Hood really wanted to turn his image around,
29:24he should be more like the mysterious stork
29:26who showed up one time on big wooden legs
29:28and no one knows who he is.
29:30Yeah, that big wooden stork
29:31was actually even better at archery than Robin Hood.
29:33That's right.
29:34I think if the people knew more about big wooden stork,
29:37they would be less about Robin Hood.
29:39But big wooden stork failed to capture the public imagination
29:42because when you look at him,
29:43he doesn't make your stomach feel funny.
29:45I don't want to cross talk.
29:46I don't want to cross talk.
29:47I don't want to cross talk.
29:48I don't want to cross talk.
29:49I don't want to cross talk.
29:51I don't want to cross talk.
29:52That stork is a Russian asset.
29:57Let's say 65 points deducted from each of you
30:00and given to the needy.
30:01Okay.
30:02Time for our next prop, Zach.
30:04Robin.
30:05Chris, time's running out.
30:06Jess.
30:07Sam.
30:08Congratulations.
30:09You've been given a gift prop.
30:12Whoa!
30:13Now, my apologies to you, Chris.
30:15This person did not know that you would be here
30:16because I did not tell them, but it goes for you as well.
30:18Oh, okay.
30:19This is like a Hunger Games situation?
30:20Yes.
30:21It's like a Hunger Games situation.
30:22Oh, okay.
30:23But who could this gift be from?
30:25Scott Aukerman.
30:26Hi, Zach, Jess, and Paul.
30:27Scott Aukerman here of Comedy Bang Bang.
30:29And here is your gift prompt.
30:30I know you're all great singers,
30:32so what I'd like you to do is a family band
30:34who loves to sing in three-part harmony,
30:37but they get into an argument at Thanksgiving.
30:39And you know we'll do it in four-part harmony.
30:40Now, how about we go around the table
30:42and say what we're thankful for?
30:45Everyone knows that I support.
30:46One of my children must go.
30:47Everyone knows that I support.
30:48One of my children must go.
30:49But they get into an argument at Thanksgiving.
30:50And you know we'll do it in four-part harmony.
30:51Now, how about we go around the table
30:55and say what we're thankful for?
31:00Everybody knows I support.
31:07Everyone knows that I support.
31:12One of my children must go.
31:17I will offer up this to the family table.
31:23Here's a dish.
31:27You can share it if you're able.
31:33Does it have walnuts?
31:36No nuts.
31:38Does it have gluten?
31:41No.
31:46Then I can eat this delicious pie that you are offering.
31:51Oh, family, I'm here to say I love you.
32:02Come what may.
32:04And now I offer from me to thine.
32:09I've got to know.
32:12Was it a pie?
32:28We changed it to support.
32:29Support.
32:30That was the argument piece.
32:31Some of those harmonies were really good.
32:32Thank you, Sam.
32:33Some.
32:34Yeah, not all.
32:35Let's say Ought.
32:36Clockerman points for you all.
32:37Ooh.
32:38Ooh.
32:39Which brings us to the very last block of our game.
32:41I can't believe it.
32:42Holy moly.
32:43Holy moly.
32:44Sack.
32:45Sack.
32:46Chris.
32:47I don't know.
32:48Jess.
32:49Sam.
32:50Who calls solo?
32:51The Holy Trinity looks to add a fourth.
32:53Hey, come here, come here.
32:54Thanks.
32:55Obviously, we work perfectly as a metaphor.
32:56Yes.
32:57We're all H2O, but in different forms.
32:58That's right.
32:59The Father.
33:00The Son.
33:01You.
33:02And...
33:03The Holy Spirit.
33:04I like ghosts.
33:05Okay, we knew it.
33:06I like spirit, too.
33:07Yeah.
33:08Can I be the ghost spirit?
33:09Sure, buddy.
33:10Oh, hey.
33:11Hey, hey, hey.
33:12How do y'all know Rob and Meredith?
33:13Since they were born.
33:14Oh, really?
33:15Yeah.
33:16And also, after they die.
33:17Wow.
33:18I guess I sort of do, too.
33:19I do a statement.
33:20I do a statement.
33:21I do a statement.
33:22I do a statement.
33:23I do a statement.
33:24I do a statement.
33:25I do a statement.
33:26I do a statement.
33:27I do a statement.
33:28I do a statement.
33:29I do estate planning for them.
33:30Oh!
33:31Okay.
33:32Can you give us one second?
33:35Are you feeling this?
33:36Very much so.
33:37I'm liking this.
33:38Because you know what?
33:39I don't know how to plan an estate.
33:40No, I don't either.
33:41And I've always been afraid to ask for help.
33:44You know, that's something I work on.
33:45That's tough for me.
33:46I go through walls.
33:47Yeah.
33:48Sorry.
33:49I couldn't help but overhear.
33:51No, not at all.
33:52That you're kind of looking for some advice about estate planning.
33:55Yeah, among other things.
33:56You know what I'm saying?
33:57Well, you know California is a probate state.
34:00So everybody will have to go through probate.
34:02Can you excuse us?
34:03One second.
34:04What is he talking about?
34:05I don't know.
34:06I don't get this.
34:07I don't know but I love this.
34:08I got immediately confused but also very interested.
34:11I think this is still probably a good idea because what if something happens to us?
34:15Three is a famously tricky dynamic.
34:17Two of us know an inside joke, the other one doesn't.
34:20Hey, hey, hey, hey.
34:21I'm so sorry.
34:22I didn't mean to go to a party and just talk business.
34:24No.
34:25We love it.
34:26We love it.
34:27Your business is interesting.
34:28Let me tell you about myself.
34:29Okay.
34:30Please.
34:31I'm a devout Lutheran and...
34:32Can you give us a second?
34:33Oh.
34:39Devout Lutheran.
34:41Three points that share one essence to you all.
34:44Aww.
34:45That brings us to the end of our show.
34:48Our winner tonight.
34:53Zach Reno.
34:54Wow.
34:55Zach, you are the recipient of the coveted Golden Ears.
35:01That does it for us here at Make Some Noise.
35:03Tune in next time for more of The Game Samer.
35:05I'm Sam Reich and that sounds pretty good to me.
35:08Good night.
35:09having fun.
35:10Let me know what I'm gonna love you.
35:12I'm not a solid personer with honey.
35:14At that home.
35:18I love you, too.
35:19I love you too.
35:20Seriously.
35:22iziata becomes a beautiful person.
35:23You
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