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00:00Oh
00:03Dad
00:05Dad
00:08Ben Tilsley no way Ben
00:11Get in
00:13How could I forget the name of the first boy lucky enough to kiss my little girl
00:19Good old Ben Tilsley
00:21What the hell hey be that's strong stuff that in it. Oh
00:30It's making me eyes go all blurry yours
00:34A bit. Yeah, but it says online at all. Hmm. Have you been using your cane? Yeah. Yeah
00:41It's been really helped me out that love nice one. Really? Yeah. Yeah, look
00:51Well, I want to roll a spliff. I don't have to get up now
00:56Think you're funny do you? I do yeah
00:59But seriously though you need to get back to school today. You've been off for two weeks, okay?
01:04I don't need you here looking after me. I'm fine. I'm going for a number two
01:16I'm sorry love
01:21Look at his hair
01:30Look at the way his chin kind of points upwards
01:36Look at the way he desperately wants to hire a gardener
01:41Look at the way his face is telling me he owns a painting of his great-great-granddad
01:45I'm only messing like you seem all right for the posh boy. You seem all right for Reese's cousin
01:52I thought you're gonna turn up with six prime-up bags and three kids
01:56My missus doesn't let me see the kids since I got caught Robin from Primark
01:59Oh
02:01Lad
02:02Sean have said that
02:03I'm having you on your thing
02:04No
02:05He had to go in there lad
02:08Yeah, don't worry sir
02:09He's gonna be fine here with me for the week. Yeah, I'll make sure he stays out of trouble
02:14Exactly
02:15Best to get him away from those bad-influen scumbag
02:19Stephen Ferrell
02:21Awful dirty mates of his
02:23Yeah
02:24Yeah
02:24No, we all know he wouldn't have stolen it if it wasn't for them
02:27Get on this lads
02:29When I was on my own before I took these
02:31I was coming back from the shop and there was a delivery van
02:34And when the fella took a parcel into the house
02:36I jumped into the back and nabbed them
02:38You can always tell which ones are the new iPhones
02:40Because they come in a box that's rectangle
02:43Like an iPhone
02:45You're lucky there lads
02:47Stand to me
02:48Oh, I haven't got one for you mate
02:50But you've probably got one already, haven't you?
02:52I actually don't
02:53Because I employ your ma to text for me
02:55Hey, is that my jacket?
03:00I didn't bring a jacket, what? You want me to freeze me tits off?
03:02No, don't worry
03:04I won't say a word to me mum
03:05She knows how important your reputation is to your company, yeah?
03:08And Arise, yeah
03:10No, you won't say a word
03:12Even though we can be a right blabbermouth
03:13OK, honey, alright
03:15Love you, bye!
03:20Mum
03:21Are you sitting down? Because you're not going to believe this
03:23Arise, Arise, he's been caught shoplifting
03:25Again, yes, I know
03:27Mum, it's shocking
03:28He's on his final warning
03:30Mm-hm
03:31It's Steph's fault
03:32She's completely lost control of him
03:34She's lost the dressing room, Mum
03:36Hey!
03:39One and you're through
03:41Wait, for any newcomers, here's the rules
03:43There are no rules
03:45Ah, ah, where are they, what?
03:53Brexit means Brexit, Connor
03:56Phil!
03:58It's making me eyes go all blurry
04:01Are they yours?
04:02No, no, no
04:03There she is now
04:05She's got no shoes
04:06She's got no shoes
04:08No shoes
04:09She's got no shoes
04:10You're a bum
04:11She's deaf-o-pussed and tick-tocks
04:13See it off for like two weeks
04:14Right there, like
04:15Wrong there
04:16He's a show
04:17Lying it
04:18I'd have just switched country, me
04:19Did you ever tell you said about my ma?
04:21I'd be mortified about it
04:22Snake
04:23Rat
04:24Bang out of order
04:25Thus be screened in night
04:27So stumbleist upon my counsel
04:29By a name, I know not how to tell thee who I am
04:32Splendid, Grace, darling
04:37You used so many techniques
04:39All in one line
04:40Although you forgot the technique
04:42Where you bend over and stick your head up your own ass
04:44Ah, Christopher
04:46I love the choice you made to play Romeo
04:49Like a gormless prick
04:50That's right
04:51I'm back, bitches
04:53The Juliet O.G.
04:54The big dog's back
04:56I'm really glad you're back, Amy
04:58It takes a lot of courage to return after what you did
05:00Yeah
05:01Off you pop, potty
05:03Let me show you how Juliet's done
05:05Go, egg, girl
05:10Art thou not Romeo?
05:11A Montague?
05:12And the cowards who believeth that I would be as so horrible
05:15As to post that the TikTok videos like got everyone in this school
05:19That's not... Can we just do the scene?
05:20But it shall be true, so don't try of denying it
05:22Amy
05:22Amy
05:23Whilst you've been away, everyone's been working really hard
05:27I need to know your head's in the right place
05:30Er, that's discrimination, that's it
05:32She's clearly got some kinds of mental health issues
05:34Do you not believe in mental health, sir?
05:36Love creating mental health stigma, do you, sir?
05:39Can't see it, sir?
05:40Can't see it, sir, but doesn't exist, sir
05:41Your dad always told you to man up
05:42See if you've suppressed your emotions all your life, sir
05:44You want to lock her in an asylum like it's the 1950s instead of helping her, sir?
05:48No!
05:49I've done a course
05:50I've done a course
05:51Oh, you'll have to do a course
05:52Because of your 1950s attitude, sir
05:55Look, just, just try to get better quickly, please
06:00But also, in your own time, your recovery is the most important thing, so
06:07Hmm
06:08But also, it is opening night on Wednesday, so
06:12Hey, are you actually all right, though, Gail? I'm fine
06:19Oh
06:21Where is it?
06:23Your self-respect? It's long gone, that, lad
06:25My mum's wedding ring
06:26I still find it mad that she was from Liverpool, but managed to produce such a floppy, posh meth
06:30Nobody else has been in my room
06:32I know you're frustrated, lad, but you might get a beard in there one day
06:35You were the only person that knew where I kept it
06:38Maybe Pat knew
06:39I don't knew layout
06:40She's desperate for cash
06:42She offered herself sexually to me
06:44I couldn't agree on her price, though, cos
06:45You see, I wanted a kiss on her lips
06:48But she was worried such a degree of intimacy might turn us into a relationship
06:51Why, it's not funny!
06:52You know how much that ring means to me
06:54Oh, my God
06:55Is that what you think of me?
06:57What do you want me to think of you when you do this?
06:58I stuck my neck on the line for you
07:00Do you think anyone would have been made to such a posh prick without me?
07:03Oh, thank you so much, Rhys
07:04Oh, here, take my watch too, as long as we can still be mates
07:07I know I can never be made to someone like you
07:09It was never gonna work, lad
07:10Like Vardies and Roonies
07:12Scoutsers and Manx
07:13Normal lads and posh helmets like you
07:18Get on the other side of the road, you Muppets
07:23I'm a bellend
07:36Don't you mean, I'm a complete bellend?
07:40Amy
07:42Morris
07:44What will she do?
07:46Worry about what the dickheads think of her
07:48Or show them the amazing actress she really is
07:52Will there be dirty looks from those watching?
07:55Probably
07:56Or will she give a stunning performance?
08:00Definitely
08:01Oh, names, I always know when you're not alright
08:05We know the truth, so who cares what everyone else thinks?
08:09Don't hide, just do this for you
08:11Or option two, I'll just make a TikTok video slagging everyone off and I will destroy lives
08:17Takes the heat off you, innit?
08:19I think I'll stick with option one
08:21Okay, but option two is always there if you do change your mind, girl
08:25I'm passing the phone to the boy who's the face of the Stop the Boots campaign
08:30I'm passing the phone to the lad who's so posh he thinks he has to apologise for British colonisation
08:35I am so sorry for my ancestors behaviour
08:38I'm passing the phone to the lad who, unlike me, can't tell the difference between a dessert spoon or a teaspoon
08:44I'm passing the phone to the lad who, when he was 12, got caught by his anti-wanking to Jasmine off Aladdin
08:51What's funny?
08:53A whole new world
08:55A whole new world
08:56A new fantastic point of view
08:59No, Ty, he's got us doing the pass the phone challenge
09:03Oh, Sam, let's go again
09:04Are we finished with that now, lad?
09:06Yeah
09:07I've got to go for me tea anyway, lad
09:08You are sick
09:11Come on, Ted
09:16Can I come yours then?
09:17She in a bit, lad
09:18Five minutes
09:19Oh, nice one
09:20She in a bit, lad, yeah
09:23Are you new webs, lad?
09:25Yeah, I treated myself
09:27I've endured a very stressful time recently
09:29Haven't you just been on a skiing trip?
09:31Two hour delay on the way back, lad
09:35Is that a new jacket?
09:37What, you like it?
09:38It's like yours, but a better version
09:40You took his ring, didn't you?
09:42What did you do?
09:43Pawn it
09:44It was worth 500 quid buzzing
09:46Lad, it was his mum's ring
09:48She died
09:49Well, that's bang on that, isn't it?
09:51But a ring's not going to bring her back
09:52Well, didn't you used to wear grandad's ring when he died?
09:54Yeah, I used to
09:55I sold it for 50 quid
09:57Acceptance, mate
09:58One of the stages of grief
09:59Well, lad, he thinks it was me
10:01So we're taking your stuff back
10:02Nah, do we fuck
10:03I'm well within me rights to have all this stuff
10:05He probably gets new clobber every week
10:06He's not as rich as you think he is
10:08Why do you think he's here?
10:09Yeah, well, he defo thinks he's better than us
10:11No, he doesn't
10:12Are you two bezies or something?
10:14I thought I'd seen you two giving each other the eyes
10:17The pre-brum eyes
10:19Are you mad?
10:20You're on a caution
10:21Do you reckon he's going to make you wear a condom tonight, lad?
10:23Lad, I'm being serious
10:25Look, are we just going to sit back and let the rich get richer?
10:27We?
10:28Isn't your marsham marketing manager?
10:30Deputy marketing manager
10:31Deputy marketing manager
10:32And what are you bringing that up for?
10:33You know she was in bits when she didn't get it
10:35How much is left?
10:37About 250
10:38But I was planning a little a la carte dining session of Bella Italia
10:43On me if you want, lad
10:45Nah, you're giving it to me
10:46Because then I've got to find another 250 quid to buy it back for him
10:50Yeah, you probably need a bit more on top of that
10:52Like, it's how the pawn shop makes their money
10:55Yeah, I know that
10:57Hey mum
11:11Jesus wept
11:12Any chance I could borrow 300 quid?
11:14Oh yeah, hang on a minute
11:15Yeah, sorry
11:16Yeah
11:17The fuck do you want 300 quid for?
11:20Six formers old, not a dickhead
11:24I've got to buy it
11:25But I'm offering you a first look deal
11:28I'm coming round for my mars tears for two months
11:31No Mo or Ted
11:32It's an enticing offer
11:34Erm
11:35I accidentally broke Ted's laptop
11:37And he said I need to buy him a new one
11:40Taboo, come here
11:46300 quid, I'm going to need a lure
11:47You what?
11:48Yeah
11:49Me
11:51Listen to you
11:52Accidents happen
11:53Like I got accident
11:54No, no, no
11:55Better your head in this bolognese sauce
11:56Mom
11:57Do you feel me?
11:58Yeah
12:01Bye, yo
12:03Fuck off, man
12:05Hey, Tima
12:06Any need for that?
12:07Fix it
12:09How am I going to get a newt off my own, ma?
12:11No problem, mate
12:12Good day
12:13Oh, you're going to be amazing tonight, girl
12:22Are you sure it's going to be okay?
12:24Trust me, you're going to absolutely smash it cos you're me little Janet Jackson
12:41Glenda Jackson
12:43Oh, anyways, I better finish my make-up
12:45But I'll see you soon
12:46And don't worry, girl
12:47Thanks, girl
12:48I'll see you later
12:49I'll see you later
12:50I'll see you later
12:51I'll see you later
12:53I'll see you later
12:54I won't always be I-I
12:57I can't always be I-I
13:00Dad, I'm going on!
13:05Oh, dear head.
13:15Where is she?
13:17See? She's come and chill your boots.
13:19I'm sorry, but the person you called is not available.
13:23She's sitting off in a pub. Is she having a laugh?
13:26Oh, it's not surprising.
13:29Poor girl's got issues.
13:31Let's just hope she doesn't turn into a drunkard.
13:35Hey, did you just say that?
13:38The gimp who hacked Amy's TikTok called Lucy Gill a drunkard in the video?
13:42So?
13:43Well, not many people in this school would use that word, love.
13:46They just say, piss-head here, like...
13:49Hey!
13:50Grace!
13:51Do you know what looks like you're right, girl?
13:53Ames has got issues and she's let us down.
13:55Mr Dunzest, would you stand in and be our Julia?
13:58Oh!
13:59Oh, my God! I-I will!
14:01For all of us.
14:02Nice one.
14:03Hey, do you want me to take a picture, yeah?
14:05Or our new Julia?
14:07Hey!
14:08Excuse me, what are you doing?
14:11Give me my phone back.
14:13Excuse me?
14:14This is illegal, you know, I'll have to put myself in school.
14:16Your mom's dad is in prison and her mum is a drunkard crackhead.
14:19But the most tragic thing about her is...
14:21Watch what happens!
14:23Hey!
14:24It was you.
14:25If it was on your phone, you little screw-up.
14:28She's completely just made that up!
14:30Another one lost the part!
14:33You're coming to get her posh felon?
14:34I mean, I don't get it, but for some reason she likes you.
14:36I think I'm the last person she wants to see.
14:39I mean, you are right, love.
14:40But she's only upset with you because she likes you.
14:45But, like, I really, really do not get what she sees in you.
14:49Thanks.
14:54He's back!
14:56Bloody hell.
14:57I don't see you for ages and you come back looking like death door Elvis.
15:02Oh, listen, I'm sorry, everyone.
15:04I'm sorry I haven't been doing me regular sloth for a while.
15:07It's just, well, I had a bit of bad news, to be honest with you.
15:11I was, erm, diagnosed with primary progressive MS.
15:15It's all right, we had a Johnny Cash tribute act in here.
15:17Amazing.
15:18It's like being in the room with him.
15:20And you'll have to get quite a bit boredom, mate.
15:23Quite a bit boredom, Barbara!
15:24Well, no-one forces you to come, love!
15:28Oh, do you know what?
15:30One of you said to me there in the toilet,
15:32I thought you were dead, lad.
15:34I'll be honest with you.
15:36Sometimes it's felt like that.
15:40But see that beauty there?
15:42That's our Amy.
15:43She's been the strong one through all this.
15:46Not me.
15:48She sorted me some weed, which, you know, really helps with the pain.
15:51And...
15:52She, er...
15:53She even made me this walking cane.
15:56But I refused to use it because then it's like all this is real.
16:00I wanna be the man of the house and take care of her.
16:05But now I've got these fears that me body's gonna let me down.
16:12And I don't wanna let you down, love.
16:14Right.
16:15Give me that.
16:16I also got him the weed to make him sleepy.
16:18Because when he's awake, he does me head in.
16:21Is there any need for you?
16:22I've just been pouring me bloody heart out here.
16:23So?
16:24If you've got any idea what it's like, would you?
16:25Every time I try and help, he moans.
16:26Tell them all about that.
16:27That's because I don't want your help, love.
16:28And I don't want to be helping you off the bathroom at 4am because she fell.
16:30I wanna be helping my Louise into bed at 4am because she's pissed out of her face after
16:32a boss night with me.
16:33I don't want to miss school because I'm walking around shops looking for fennel seeds because
16:35you can't shit.
16:37I wanna be in school enjoying myself, but I help ya because I love ya.
16:41I love ya.
16:42It's because I love ya.
16:43It's because I love ya.
16:44It's because I love ya.
16:45It's because I'm not gonna try and help you.
16:46Every time I try and help you, he moans.
16:47Tell them all about that.
16:48That's because I don't want your help, love.
16:50And I don't want to be helping you off the bathroom before 4am because she fell.
16:53I wanna be helping my Louise into bed at 4am because she's pissed out of her face after
16:58a boss night with me.
17:00I don't want to be missing school because I'm walking around shops looking for fennel seeds
17:01I help you because I love you and this is our reality now so we need to deal with it together
17:08the best that we can i get it love i do i get it look can i have my hug now now
17:16of course you can start by listening to me about using this cane
17:19all right all right okay okay i'll give it a go
17:38it's not bad that jen willie wonka vibes though
17:49i love you
17:58what are you doing here your dad's got m and s m s m and s is marks and spencer all right smart ass
18:06i'm sorry to hear about that way no love hey come on tell me all about it mine's a vodka and coke
18:12a double you may have ruined your chance to be juliet if they're looking to cast a scarce
18:18france nightingale you're their girl who's france nightingale she was his nurse who during
18:26i'm sorry we doubted you about the tick tock video we found out it was grace that hacked you
18:31suppose it makes sense it's just you were acting so strange why didn't you say something it's not
18:36exactly the best conversation starter is it hey my dad's got ms i have no idea how to handle it i don't
18:42know if there is a right way to handle it but you could try talking to me so i have to well it's good
18:48good to share but you know the only reason why i get away with being romeo is because you're so
18:53good you make me feel like i'm in the moment it's too late play is started there'll be other
19:00plays just promise me you'll do them i promise this one's for you bobby lord almighty
19:12come on everyone
19:28i knew it was you what's wrong with you i can get out of here i've been looking for you you slippery
19:33shite what were you doing on monday you thieving toe rag monday i wasn't doing anything on monday
19:41really because someone saw you scuttling back to our house like the right you are what else have
19:44you stole nothing mommy wasn't me i swear to god then how come you're wearing the same jackass as
19:49the lads on the cctv footage what cctv the cctv footage i've just had the fucking joy of watching
19:55down the police station it's probably a coincidence i don't believe in coincidences lad but i do believe in
20:03thieving gobshites no mum you see that's that's that's what that's what reese
20:11that's me yeah yeah you look like that lad because you've just humiliated me and our little family
20:24you're unbelievable
20:30nice one proper grateful for that lad
20:33i don't know why i do it you know i don't want to hurt anyone i know but you need to stop it lad
20:38you're right you know lad hey look there's a thanks let me get you the dominoes for what money
20:45i've got my mass credit cards here to me google account you can't keep
20:50put some chicken kickers on me lads oh for fuck's sake mum yeah well good news travels fast don't it who told
20:56ya steph yeah well she's not one to be gossiping is she i have not lost the dressing room mom
21:05this is going straight on tiktok
21:18from now on don't come past this line okay and keep your ball on your side
21:29vair decision a still kicks the ball like a two-year-old vair decision aim backstabbing fee
21:36vair decision aim backstabbing fee
21:40not bad
21:48so
22:01so
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