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00:00I found your Christmas present.
00:01It's a Christmas-themed dating service.
00:02I need new friends.
00:04I'm Drew.
00:05You're Christmas Cupid.
00:07I can't believe there was a no-show.
00:09My Latin aerobic scar solution is here.
00:12It's right down.
00:13Why are you doing all this, if you don't really
00:15know what you're looking for?
00:16I don't know.
00:17It's the beauty of it.
00:19You don't have to know what it is.
00:21You just have to take a chance.
00:23He's here, Richard, the guy from the first date.
00:25He's just going to...
00:30Oh, my God.
00:35I'm sorry.
00:42He's...
00:43Right down.
00:46Mm.
00:51Kate, you're glitching.
00:52Why are you glitching?
00:54Guy.
00:55That guy, the guy that stood me up on the first date,
00:57you know, Richard, he's here.
00:59He's at the pear tree.
00:59He's waiting for...
01:00Right, well, let's go and give him a talking to.
01:03He left me these flowers and this little card.
01:09You're Richard, huh?
01:10Yeah.
01:11Well, I don't know who you think you are, Richard,
01:12but this is unbelievably cute.
01:15Come on, is it, though?
01:16I mean, is it actually, though, or is it manipulative?
01:19Being like, sorry I was a no-snow?
01:22Oh, oh, I'm hoping that you'll forgive me.
01:25Like, he's using Christmas puns to purposely disarm me,
01:28and isn't that just a little...
01:29Call the Hague.
01:31Look, if you weren't just the teensiest bit charmed,
01:33you wouldn't be out here marching back and forth
01:34like a confused Roomba.
01:36I just, I don't know whether I should just go up there
01:38and, you know, give him what for,
01:40or if I should just stand him up and go home and...
01:43Excuse me, you pinky-promised me that if opportunity came a-knockin' at your door,
01:49you would answer it, OK?
01:50The guy has come all the way out to Blexford.
01:53All right, he's taken all this time to write these, frankly, delightful Christmas puns.
01:58OK, what have you got to lose?
01:59So, come on, we're going.
02:00No, but, no, but, no, but, no, but...
02:02Literally, like a third child.
02:03Come on!
02:05Chips off!
02:06Callum!
02:07Callum!
02:08Callum!
02:09Seen any remorseful-looking men around here lately?
02:11Yeah, I was a bloke with a rose.
02:12Waited about an hour and then left.
02:13Oh!
02:14You were out there for an hour?
02:15Good job I came when I did.
02:16A rose?
02:17That's kind of cliché, right?
02:18What was he like?
02:19How did he smell?
02:20Was he intriguing?
02:21I don't know.
02:22Normal.
02:23You know, I know of yourself.
02:24I don't know.
02:25I don't know.
02:26I don't know.
02:27I don't know.
02:28I don't know.
02:29I don't know.
02:30I don't know.
02:31I don't know.
02:32I don't know.
02:33I don't know.
02:34I don't know.
02:35Normal.
02:36You know, no obvious signs he was a serial killer.
02:37Well, there are no obvious signs of a serial killer.
02:39True.
02:40Was he cute?
02:41Like, on a scale of one to hot, how...
02:43Listen to your object to find a man like that.
02:45Shame on you.
02:46Oh my god, I need to find this man!
02:48I will admit that I was a little intrigued, but obviously it's for the best.
02:52I mean, he's stood me up twice now.
02:53Yeah, because you were dawdling on the pavement.
02:55Well, sometimes things just aren't meant to be...
02:57His phone number.
03:00Oh no.
03:02It's a Christmas miracle.
03:04If you don't text him right this instant, I will.
03:07Okay.
03:08Let's just calm down.
03:09I shan't.
03:10Text him.
03:11Okay.
03:13Okay.
03:18Yeah.
03:20May I?
03:21Oh, sure.
03:22Come on.
03:23In a rush, you're lost, dot, dot, dot, again.
03:29Hmm.
03:30Are you mad?
03:31Well, if he doesn't like it, he can just...
03:33What?
03:34Oh, it's very good.
03:35Indeed.
03:36Next time, I'll wait all night if I have to.
03:41Indeed.
03:43Next time, I'll wait all night if I have to.
03:46What's going on here?
03:48Floral.
03:49Is that eucalyptus?
03:50Yeah, it's just something I'm playing with.
03:51You know, just the start of something.
03:52For Mrs. Talbot.
03:53She's a traditionalist.
03:54Ah, yes, Mrs. Talbot's tartans.
03:57Now, those are here.
03:59Oh, and then, you know, just the start of something.
04:01Oh, come on.
04:02Oh, come on.
04:03Oh, come on.
04:04Come on, come on.
04:05Come on, come on.
04:06Come on, come on.
04:07Come on, come on.
04:08Come on, come on.
04:09Come on, come on, come on.
04:10What's going on here?
04:11Oh, floral.
04:12Is that eucalyptus?
04:13Yeah, it's just something I'm playing with.
04:14You know, just the start of something.
04:16For Mrs. Talbot.
04:17She's a traditionalist.
04:18Ah, yes. Mrs. Talbot's tartans. No, those are here. Still a work in progress.
04:24Clearly. Well, keep working. And, um, this little eucalyptus piece. Yeah, it's interesting.
04:31Maybe not for Mrs. Talbot, but interesting.
04:34I know it sounds like a line, but I was at the hospital. My nephew broke his arm playing
04:49football, so I stayed with him until my sister could get off work. Great. So now you're a hero.
04:58We're an annoyingly close family. My mom is one of my best mates. And if you can stomach that,
05:04I'd really like to make it up to you.
05:07You guys, there is no Christmas without John McClane. Nakatomi Plaza, hello.
05:11Maybe, but I think most people would agree that the holiday is essential. Holiday viewing.
05:15Bollocks. All right, what's your favorite?
05:18No, I don't really have a strong opinion. I just wanted to disagree.
05:21Christmas has come early, ladies.
05:24Oh, yay. New branding deal. The clients don't even have them yet.
05:27Oh, please stay our friend forever. I'm working on it.
05:30Oh, is there something I want to share?
05:31Oh, Posh Pies!
05:35What are Posh Pies?
05:36Mmm. Mmm.
05:37Flexured Christmas tradition.
05:39It's my mom's recipe.
05:40She was magic in the kitchen.
05:42Babe, they're really divine.
05:44I bet you could take these to market.
05:45Sell them a gourmet grocer's.
05:47You could be the next Paul Hollywood.
05:49No, I'd have to work on my beards.
05:51I can show you how I make them, though, if you like.
05:53Oh.
05:58Two words.
05:58Died hard.
06:03What?
06:03Nothing, just Richard's favorite Christmas movie is also Die Hard.
06:07Oh, so you've been texting, I see.
06:09Yeah, I mean, I hate to admit it, but he's kind of interesting.
06:12Hmm.
06:13He's a journalist and he's writing a piece on the 12 dates.
06:16Turns out I am not the only one who's got a fair amount of skepticism about this whole thing.
06:20Sounds like a perfect match.
06:22Yeah.
06:23It's all very suspicious.
06:24Well, maybe.
06:25Just maybe.
06:26You're having a good time.
06:27I mean, look at you.
06:28You've already perked up.
06:29Okay.
06:29Easy, cowboy.
06:30I haven't even met this guy in person.
06:33He's probably just showing me his best side, so I'll think he's perfect.
06:35Oh, so you think he's perfect?
06:38I have a good feeling about this for you.
06:49Morning.
06:50Good morning.
06:52What's going on here?
06:53I've made a smoothie.
06:55It's got all sorts of healthy stuff in it.
06:57I can't remember what any of it is, but it's supposed to boost my memory.
07:00So, bottoms up.
07:05Mmm.
07:07Ooh.
07:07Oh.
07:07I'll put some air on your chest.
07:09Wheat grass.
07:11It's got wheat grass.
07:12See?
07:12It's working already.
07:14So what brought on the sudden urge to drink the vegetation?
07:17I thought you'd be pleased.
07:18Impressed you?
07:19Yes.
07:20I'm always happy to praise you for doing something in your own best interest.
07:24I figured I could use a boost before I put up the Christmas lights outside today.
07:27Better late than never.
07:28Wait, Dad.
07:28You can't do that.
07:29You can't be climbing up ladders while I'm not here.
07:32Your balance isn't what it used to be.
07:33Just wait until I get back and then I'll help you.
07:36I'm not scaling the roof.
07:37I understand that.
07:39But it isn't safe.
07:40Come on.
07:40I shouldn't be having to tell you this.
07:41Fine.
07:42Fine.
07:42I will wait until my daughter has returned to chaperone me in a perfectly menial task
07:46that I've done a million times before without incident.
07:51I'd say I'm a serial monogamous.
08:10When I'm in a relationship, I'm all in.
08:12My parents have been married for 40 years and that's what I want.
08:16As far as interrogations go, I'm really enjoying this.
08:19Far away.
08:22Also, you think this is fun?
08:25You don't even know me.
08:27Why not enjoy the other dates and just let this one go?
08:34When I took this assignment, I decided to be all in.
08:36Trust the process.
08:39You and I were supposed to be.
08:41You must be a romantic.
08:47What can I say?
08:48I'm a romantic.
08:52Current view.
08:56What are you doing in Paris?
09:00Had a few days between dates.
09:02Looking for Innsbruck for the article.
09:04City of love, after all.
09:08When I get back, let's meet.
09:11Kate!
09:15What are you doing back here?
09:17You're late.
09:18Make haste.
09:19Come along, quickly.
09:22What in the name of Lizzie Bennet?
09:26Welcome to A Christmas Carol Live, an immersive experience.
09:32With whom do I have the pleasure?
09:35Oh, uh, it says I'm Dowager Countess Fern Radcliffe, a legendary party animal.
09:41Now, let's meet your date.
09:45Woohoo!
09:47Woo!
09:47Oh!
09:48Uh!
09:49Oh!
09:49It says I'm Dowager Countess Fern Radcliffe, a legendary party animal.
09:56Now, let's meet your date.
09:58Woohoo!
09:59Well!
09:59Oh, I'll have eyes.
09:59Now, let's meet him.
10:09You're now.
10:10Tell us about what weank.
10:11Let's meet them down, if we need him to pick it up and dabei in the door.
10:15What that is?
10:15What that is, Miss?
10:16Well, this is a first.
10:31Ash, meet Kate. Kate, this is Ash.
10:34Nice to meet you.
10:34It appears that I've made a clerical error.
10:39Well, Ash's happily ever after is feminine and Kate's is masculine.
10:44Isn't it fortuitous?
10:46Clearly something magical has brought you two together.
10:49But you must be willing to go along for the ride.
10:52I'm down if you are.
10:53I do love a good cosplay.
10:55Excellent. Go forth and see, Mary.
11:00To be honest, I'm kind of relieved to have a non-date date.
11:04Me too.
11:05Do you want to grab a drink?
11:06Definitely.
11:07Let's go.
11:08Can you scare us?
11:09It's a wedding.
11:10My little pinky finger knows more about hanging Christmas lights than you ever will.
11:19Because the indoors, I do the outdoors.
11:22That's how it's always been.
11:24I don't tell you how or when to hang your Christmas pawbles, do I?
11:28Oh, wait a second.
11:33Oh, no.
11:36Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
11:39Oh, God.
11:44Oh, Kate's going to kill me.
11:55Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:08These are shadows of things that have been.
12:11They are what they are.
12:13Do not blame me, Mr. Scrooge.
12:17Remove me.
12:18I cannot bear it.
12:36Can I admit something embarrassing?
12:38Please do.
12:39Every time I think of A Christmas Carol,
12:41I think about Scrooge McDuck.
12:43Me too.
12:44It really is the definitive Dickens.
12:48This is all so romantic, isn't it?
12:54Yeah.
12:55Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were joking.
12:57I'm not kidding at all.
12:59I mean, the costumes, the dance cards,
13:03the potential to swoon.
13:05I'm absolutely here for it.
13:08See, I think it feels false and manipulative.
13:11Seriously? Who hurt you?
13:14It's a long story.
13:16Well, tell me about it.
13:18I'm just saying, I don't think that, you know,
13:21forced romance is necessarily romantic.
13:25Like, this guy I've been texting,
13:27every time he says anything,
13:28all I can hear in my head is,
13:29Oh, I love my mum.
13:31Oh, I believe in fate.
13:33Paris is the city of love.
13:36Like...
13:37But Paris is the city of love, isn't it?
13:39Oh, I know. I'm just saying, like, you know,
13:42it's all just a little too good to be true.
13:45And no red flags is actually a red flag in and of itself.
13:48What if you're looking for some problems where there are none?
13:52I mean, do you really want to let a great romance just slip through your fingers just because you were too skeptical?
13:58Well, skeptical or savvy.
14:01I mean, yes, I want to experience a transcendent love, but I...
14:04Oh my God!
14:05What?
14:06That woman over there with the glowing skin and piercing eyes.
14:13Well, she was my date number one and it was so romantic.
14:17And at the end we kissed and it was so perfect.
14:20Until...
14:21She burst into tears.
14:23I have been there.
14:24No, I got bloody nose.
14:26It happens when I get really excited.
14:29It was like a crime scene.
14:30There was an ambulance.
14:31I was so embarrassed.
14:34And now, here she is.
14:36Dancing with someone who was decidedly not bleeding from her nose.
14:40Why don't you give up?
14:41I mean, what happened to that hopeless romantic that almost had me convinced that those red flags were actually green?
14:49Well, they are green and hopeless romantics do exist.
14:52We exist.
14:56When I look at her, everyone just falls away.
15:04If you really feel that way, you gotta do something about it.
15:08Well, like what?
15:11Hmm.
15:13I'll think of something.
15:16Oh, she's looking this way.
15:18If I have to take another Saturday meeting with one more cheating spouse who out of the blue wants a post-nup, I'll burst.
15:26When I make partner, there's gonna be some big changes of that firm, I can tell you that.
15:29Sounds like the lady will be having wine with her chicken nuggets.
15:32Oh, a heavy paw, please.
15:34No word from Kate.
15:35I wish she'd just location share and we wouldn't have to have this daily struggle.
15:40You know, Kate and her boundaries.
15:41Well, it's maddening.
15:42I just want to help.
15:43It feels like such a waste not to let me.
15:45I'm sure you'll get your chance to meddle.
15:47Ah!
15:49I'm in hell.
15:50Oh, very soon.
15:51Hmm.
15:53Well, I'm off.
15:54What?
15:55George's garden revealed him.
15:57Oh.
15:58Yes.
15:59Right.
16:00I hadn't forgotten that.
16:01Go, enjoy talking topi-wreese.
16:04Oh, Ben?
16:05Yes, love?
16:06It's our firstborn wearing pants on her head.
16:09Indeed.
16:11Have fun.
16:12Right to you.
16:13Cheers.
16:15I can't see you.
16:17I'm in the garden.
16:19Where?
16:20By the hedge.
16:21I'm looking at the hedge.
16:23I'm in here.
16:24Wait, wait, wait.
16:25I'm on my way.
16:26That'll be a homing device.
16:27Oh, my gosh, what happened to you?
16:30Well, I was just doing a bit of ice skating
16:31and it couldn't quite land the triple axel.
16:33What do you think happened?
16:34Here, let me give you a hand up.
16:37Oh, my God, you're heavy.
16:41Oh.
16:45Sorry.
16:49Um, I was just trying to help and...
16:52Any more help like that and I'll die here.
16:54Oh, my God.
16:55Oh, my God.
16:58Oh, my God.
17:02There.
17:03See?
17:04Years of aerobic exercise.
17:06Yoga.
17:08Core strength.
17:09So, if you want me to get you up,
17:10you're going to have to take up yoga.
17:12Now is not the time for jokes.
17:13Twice a week.
17:15Just help me up.
17:16Three times.
17:18Fine, fine.
17:19Just get me up.
17:20Okay.
17:23Babe.
17:25Babe.
17:27I just secured you a spot
17:28at the third annual Christmas Pop-Up Palooza.
17:31You're welcome, handsome.
17:32The what now?
17:33Pop-Up Palooza.
17:34Every year, tastemaker restaurants and bakeries
17:36from all around the southeast sponsor a pop-up
17:38to showcase a seasonal dish.
17:41It's huge.
17:42It gets massive press.
17:43One of these days, I'm going to understand
17:44what you're talking about.
17:45I'm talking about several hundred hungry mouths
17:47traipsing to the pear tree for your, wait for it,
17:51posh pie pop-up.
17:54See what I did there?
17:55Alliteration.
17:56It's great for marketing.
17:57It's not really a pop-up, though, is it?
17:59The pear tree's not a limited-time thing.
18:00No, but your posh pies are.
18:03Nah.
18:04What do you mean, nah?
18:06Do you know where this could lead?
18:08I'm talking gourmet collabs,
18:09license distribution, catering empire.
18:13It is quite literally the dream.
18:14I'm living my dream right now.
18:16I'm feeding the people of Blacksford
18:17like my mum did before me.
18:19Only now I get to do it with you.
18:26Guess I'm doing this, huh?
18:28You will thank me later.
18:29Trust me.
18:31All right, go on.
18:32Get out of my kitchen.
18:33Good day, fair maidens.
18:48Terribly sorry to interrupt your revels.
18:50Are we part of the performance?
18:51I adore cosplay.
18:52Oh, yes.
18:53Actually, Drew sent me, yes.
18:54Apparently, there's a slight problem with your costume.
19:04I'm afraid it's part of a suspected, um,
19:07infestation.
19:13Yes.
19:17A little too Dickensian.
19:18Am I right?
19:20But, lucky for you,
19:21there is someone here
19:22who would love a do-over.
19:24Enjoy.
19:26Enjoy.
19:53Yep.
19:55This dance floor is taken.
19:56I'll go.
19:58Thanks.
19:58All right.
20:27That's it.
20:35Oh!
20:35Oh, you big baby.
20:38Well, if you think this is pain, don't forget you promised me a yoga class.
20:42Why didn't you call Kate?
20:47I wouldn't want to give her the satisfaction of saying, I told you so.
20:52I don't blame you.
20:54My kids think that I've lost my mind.
20:56They keep turning to put all these guardrails around me.
20:58So they're judging to somehow better than ours.
21:01They should learn to sort out their own lives.
21:03Tired of it.
21:04Oh, you're right about that.
21:06Well, that being said, you did fall.
21:10I said I was tired of it.
21:11Not that I was right.
21:18Kate, you're a matchmaker.
21:19I never thought I would live to see the day Kate Tucker believes in love.
21:24Believe in love, you guys.
21:25It's not the Loch Ness Monster.
21:27It's just rare, you know?
21:29It's one in a million.
21:30It's shot in the dark, and it's a stab in the knife.
21:34I mean, you know what I mean.
21:37I know that it's real.
21:39I mean, look at Laura and Ben.
21:40They're obsessed with each other.
21:41Ugh, truly disgusting.
21:42Actually.
21:46And you guys are so gross as well.
21:50We try.
21:51Well, excuse me while I go bake five million pies.
21:53The old posh pie pop-up, eh?
21:56Bloody stupid name.
21:59Krabby.
22:00I know.
22:00It was presumptuous of me to just sign him up,
22:02but I want everyone to know how talented he is.
22:06I am a little surprised that he's actually going through with it, though.
22:08Well, if Callum says he's going to do something,
22:10he will follow through every time.
22:12Decidedly not like my ex.
22:15Indecision was that man's middle name.
22:20Bad news?
22:22I think it's good news.
22:23I don't know.
22:25I'm on an emotional roller coaster,
22:27and I'm a little bit queasy.
22:29What's wrong?
22:29Well, I've been texting with this guy, Richard, right?
22:32And at first, I was like, absolutely not.
22:34And then something shifted along the way
22:36because now he says things like,
22:38I'm going to wear a beret the first time we meet,
22:40and I'm not totally horrified,
22:42so I don't even know who I am anymore.
22:44And now we're supposed to meet at this dates with mates.
22:48What is dates with mates?
22:49Date five.
22:50A joyous affair where you bring your friends
22:52and they play matchmaker.
22:53Oh, wow.
22:55That sounds absolutely horrific.
22:57Yeah.
22:58Can I come?
22:59Uh, why is everyone enjoying this so much?
23:02Oh, blasted oven.
23:05Babe, we're going on Kate's next date.
23:07Uh, hard pass.
23:09But before I forget,
23:10can you ask your dad to come look at the ovens?
23:11When he's done putting up the lights,
23:13any time will do.
23:14What do you mean, when he's done with the lights?
23:17Did you see him doing that?
23:19Uh, yeah, earlier today.
23:21Dad?
23:26In here.
23:27You were supposed to wait for me.
23:30Oh, my God, what happened?
23:32Just a little tumble.
23:33I'm fine.
23:33Dad, what were you thinking?
23:35You told me that you were going to wait.
23:37You could have killed yourself.
23:38First you want me to get out of the easy chair,
23:40then you complain when I do.
23:41This is exactly why I can't trust you.
23:43Because you tell me that you're going to do something,
23:45and then you don't do it.
23:46I am exhausted.
23:47I cannot relax for five seconds.
23:49That's it.
23:51I'm putting in cameras.
23:52Nobody asked you to worry, Kate.
23:54I don't need surveillance.
23:55I don't need a babysitter.
23:57I'm not a child.
23:58Then stop acting like one.
24:03Hi.
24:05I didn't know that you had company.
24:08Is there a Latin aerobics class in the living room, or...?
24:12No, just a little ice skating.
24:15That's all.
24:16Good night, both of you.
24:19I'll admit, it wasn't my best idea,
24:29and I got myself into a mess.
24:31But I got myself out of it.
24:34That's all that matters, isn't it?
24:39All right, Dad.
24:40All right.
24:51Oh.
24:57Oh.
24:58Oh.
25:03Oh.
25:04Oh, my God.
25:04Oh, my God.
25:06I can't wait to see you tonight.
25:23Still in Paris, finding inspiration everywhere.
25:36Not Paris, but still pretty spectacular.
26:06Sorry, uh, I... I made this.
26:21Lovely. Now be a dove and get off my roof.
26:25Straight away.
26:36Ladies all across the world, listen up, we're looking for a cruise.
26:39If you want me, let me see your hands, stand up and salute.
26:42Get your killer here, secret pumps, and lace up your boots.
26:45Representing... Kate and Maze, welcome to Dates with Mates.
26:49Laura, we spoke on the phone. More than once.
26:53Now, here's how it works.
26:55The green wristbands are for our daters looking for love,
26:58and the red wristbands are for their mates.
27:01It's a mixer, but your mates play matchmaker.
27:05And before you complain, you picked your friends, I did not.
27:10Have fun.
27:15Oh, that's fixed.
27:17Really?
27:19Oh, here.
27:21Your evening, Tibble.
27:25So, no dates with mates for you tonight, then?
27:27Oh, God, no. It feels weird, your friends picking your dates.
27:30In my day, you just met a pretty girl and you fell in love.
27:33All this dating stuff, I suppose it has taken Kate's laser focus off me for a bit,
27:38so I'm grateful for it.
27:38Kate, she's a thorny rose.
27:40Doesn't exactly wear a heart on her sleeve, does she?
27:43Yeah, she's in good hands with Laura tonight.
27:47And they don't need me.
27:48Oh, God.
27:54I think you can look up for me.
28:00See you soon.
28:01Are you kidding about the beret?
28:03Kate? Kate?
28:05Gary? Gary? Kate?
28:07Gary loves sports.
28:09What do you play? Rugby?
28:10Pickleball mostly, but my true passion is the piccolo.
28:16No, no, no.
28:19This is Geoffrey.
28:20It's pronounced Joffrey, like Game of Thrones.
28:23I'm a big fan.
28:24Changed my name.
28:25I used to be called Paul.
28:27I'm really into good health, you know.
28:28I eat a lot of sauerkraut.
28:30Juan Craig Ming.
28:32Ever heard someone nose whistle?
28:34Pablo.
28:40Preston.
28:41Patrick.
28:44You know, technically, brushing your teeth is unnecessary.
28:47Oh, God.
28:48Raj?
28:49Do you have a car I can borrow?
28:51Uh...
28:58Peter.
29:01How do you feel about underground bunkers?
29:04There go my dreams of finding you a match.
29:20This is excruciating.
29:22Says the woman who forced me into this.
29:23Fine.
29:24Well, let it be said, on this day, the 12th of...
29:28Oh, my God.
29:29It's December 14th.
29:31But your anniversary...
29:32Oh, my God.
29:34Richard, we have...
29:35It's fine.
29:35Just go.
29:36Are you sure?
29:36Go, go, go, go, go.
29:43Kate.
29:45Oh, uh, Oliver.
29:46Hey.
29:47I took your advice about telling my ex how I felt.
29:50She wouldn't take my call.
29:51I feel a bit rubbish, actually.
29:53I'm sorry.
29:54How about you?
29:54Well, I let myself get excited about some guy that I've never even met,
29:59and I'm kicking myself because, you know, I knew better.
30:02I mean, I still know better.
30:03It's...
30:04Don't say that.
30:05Love is worth it.
30:07Even if it stomps you down and drives you crazy, it's worth it.
30:10Yeah.
30:11Was that a beret?
30:18Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
30:20Hey, you think you can stand me up again?
30:23Unbelievable.
30:24You know, I knew you were too good to be true.
30:26Yeah, with your clever little texts and your saying the perfect thing at the perfect time.
30:32Yeah.
30:32Well, I saw right through you from the very beginning.
30:35Yeah, I don't think so.
30:37What do you have to say for yourself?
30:39I think you got the wrong guy.
30:41Great speech, though.
30:42Cinematic.
30:44Kate?
30:51Richard.
30:54Fogget Heathrow.
30:55Did you get my text?
30:59Your text?
30:59Fogget Heathrow.
31:09On my way.
31:11Not standing up again.
31:14Don't leave.
31:19Can I buy you a drink?
31:23So, you think my texts are clever?
31:26Did I say that?
31:33Yeah, I don't usually at all worked up, you know, like that.
31:36I mean, sure, I've been known to monologue on the occasion, but, you know, I, I, I mean, in my defense,
31:43I did, you know, think you were standing me up again.
31:45Oh, I completely get it.
31:47I made a promise and I didn't follow through.
31:50I should have worn the beret.
31:52Yes, you should have.
31:53Sorry, it's just so weird, you know, finally putting a face to the voice in my head.
32:00And how do I mess her up?
32:01Good.
32:02I mean, you know, fine.
32:04Oh, I, um, got you something.
32:07A little memento in the city of love.
32:10Oh, my God, you didn't have to do that.
32:13It's nothing fancy, but you're on my mind.
32:18Thanks.
32:19Kate, I just saw my ex.
32:21He's here.
32:22Oh, uh, Sarah, this is Richard.
32:25Hi.
32:26Well, wow.
32:28Done, Kate.
32:29Okay.
32:31Anyway, I have to leave now.
32:33Okay.
32:34Well, Sarah.
32:37Ollie.
32:39It's so good to see you.
32:41Are you part of the 12 dates?
32:46Is this one of your dates?
32:48Actually, I'm with her.
32:51Is this the guy?
32:55But you two know each other.
32:56We went ice skating.
32:58You two dated.
32:59Sorry, is Sarah your ex?
33:05I think this might be a good time for me to get more drinks.
33:08Yeah, perhaps I'll just come with you and you two can catch up.
33:11Nope.
33:12No, there's nothing to talk about.
33:13Sarah, please.
33:15I miss you.
33:17I'll do anything.
33:19Callum.
33:21Hey, who's Callum?
33:22Her boyfriend and my best friend.
33:27What did I miss?
33:29He's here.
33:30Callum.
33:31I'm Oliver.
33:32I'm, um...
33:33Kate's ice skating date.
33:34Oh.
33:37Now that you have, buy me a drink.
33:42Bye.
33:44Oh, this is bad.
33:47Yeah.
33:49It's dreadful.
33:50Let's get you some tissues.
34:07I'm completely and utterly daft.
34:10That makes two of us.
34:11I didn't remember until they read the date on the evening news.
34:16Oh.
34:19How was tonight?
34:21I'd say a total bust all round.
34:24I thought it was going to be fun getting a peek at the single life, but...
34:28Not as fun and flirty as you hoped?
34:30Not at all.
34:32It was hot and loud.
34:34Nobody was worthy of my Kate.
34:37But there was so much possibility in the air.
34:41Like, just think, someone might have fallen in love tonight.
34:46Or met the person who's going to be their lifetime partner in crime.
34:49Lucky ducks.
34:50Felt good to be on that side of the equation for a change.
35:01Happy anniversary.
35:03Come here.
35:10I'm glad I married you.
35:13Yeah, you'll do.
35:13Oh, you were baking tonight?
35:18No, the oven's busted.
35:20Plus, I was thinking, it's actually a big deal for her.
35:22I felt like I should support.
35:24She must feel sorry for him.
35:26Who?
35:27The bloke she went ice game with.
35:28Oliver?
35:29Yeah, he spent the entire day crying over his ex.
35:31Good enough for showing up, though.
35:36I knew she'd moved on, but seeing them together...
35:39I have to speak to her and apologise.
35:41No.
35:42I owe her something more.
35:44A big gesture.
35:46A romantic.
35:47Epic.
35:48Like getting up on this table and...
35:49No, no, no.
35:50Don't do that.
35:50It's much too small.
35:51This is for you.
35:53Thank you so much.
36:00Wait a minute.
36:01Kate's juggling two days at once.
36:02What is this?
36:03Love Island?
36:06Hold on.
36:07That's the Romeo with the flower from the cafe.
36:09It's quite nice.
36:11What are you doing?
36:14Laura's not here.
36:14She needs a wingman.
36:19Hello, gents.
36:20What's going on here?
36:21Not much.
36:22Just heartbreaking agony.
36:25That's funny.
36:29He's kidding.
36:32Kate?
36:32Oh, what?
36:33Sorry guys, girl chat.
36:44You've got to get him out of here.
36:46Callum?
36:47Oliver, I've already tried.
36:48Well, Callum's determined to stay and support you, so...
36:54Ollie looks so sad.
36:55He is sad.
36:56He's a very, very sad man.
36:59He just desperately wants to talk to you.
37:04Oh, a tough break, mate.
37:05I've definitely been there.
37:06The important thing is to get back out there.
37:08His emotions seem reasonable.
37:10His ex is here with another man.
37:12No, you're kidding.
37:15Oh, that's brutal.
37:15Brutal.
37:17Mental images.
37:19I'm gonna go find a bucket to drown myself in.
37:21Well, I hope your night's been better than that.
37:27Not sure yet.
37:31I remember you from the cafe.
37:33You had a flower waiting for cake.
37:37Oh.
37:38I own the place.
37:39Oh, right.
37:42Great latte.
37:43Very frothy.
37:46We, um, try.
37:48Maybe it'll give you some closure or something.
37:53I have closure.
37:54Okay, I'm staying out of it.
37:56Five minutes.
37:58That's all I'm asking.
38:03Can you please keep Callum busy?
38:06Please, I have to talk to him to end this.
38:11You've got five minutes, Ollie.
38:16Everywhere I go, I'm reminded of you.
38:18Of us.
38:19I'll be walking through Hyde Park, and I'll think,
38:21oh, when spring comes, I'll bring Sarah here for a boozy picnic.
38:24I'd lay down that throw, you love, that we got in liberties,
38:26and we'd be those people, in love, that everyone looks at
38:30and wishes they could be.
38:32That's cute, Ollie, but picnics weren't our problem.
38:37No, you're right.
38:37What I'm trying to say is, I couldn't imagine a future before.
38:44It scared me.
38:46And now, it's all I can think about.
38:51And I can't see a future without you in it.
38:52It's too late.
38:53No.
38:55It's not.
38:58So she was full-on emo, but I mean,
38:59Blex had never seen anything like it.
39:01It really was not that crazy.
39:02She got detention when she came to school with her lip ring.
39:05A fake lip ring.
39:06That sounds pretty cool to me.
39:12Time for another drink, yeah?
39:13I'm gonna find Sarah.
39:14You know what?
39:16I will get the drinks.
39:16You just stay here, okay?
39:18Don't move.
39:19Stay here and relax.
39:20Don't move.
39:30That sort of behaviour is not tolerated on 12 days.
39:32Right.
39:32That sort of whistling, not appreciated.
39:36Time to go.
39:40So he said all the right things, but it doesn't change the past.
39:44And I simply cannot rely on Ollie to do what he says.
39:47So it doesn't matter anyway.
39:49Well, what are you gonna tell Callum?
39:50Nothing.
39:50There's nothing to tell.
39:52The fact that you don't want to tell Callum anything is exactly the reason why you should.
39:56There you are.
39:56Callum.
39:57Sorry.
39:58Have to take a call.
40:05Where is Richard?
40:06He had to go.
40:06I said he'd text you.
40:08Ugh.
40:09Unbelievable.
40:09Hey, hey, hey.
40:16Are you seriously leaving right now?
40:18You had a lot going on then.
40:19I know.
40:20And I know it may not seem like it, but I really just wanted to talk to you.
40:24Now I'm out here in the freezing cold for the second time tonight like a crazy person,
40:29trying to figure out if this could be something.
40:32But you keep leaving.
40:34It just didn't feel like our moment.
40:40And you're the only one I wanted to be with.
40:44No, we can't be.
40:46It's too soon for that Send me a Cupid, baby
40:53And make sure it's fast Someone save me
40:57Can't do this time of year No without you, my dear
41:00When you're gone all it all turns to black It can't be Christmas
41:08I must be dreaming I see the snow
41:14Nobody's home Say it ain't true
41:19It can't be Christmas without you
41:22Go to bed
41:31All right
41:34In the next morning
41:36Don't be happy
41:37Don't be happy
41:38Don't be happy
41:39You don't go
41:41See it ain't true
41:42You don't go
41:43I'm not happy
41:44I'm not happy
41:45You don't go
41:46It can't be happy
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