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00:00Oh
00:21Avant c'Ă©tait le grand silence
00:30Puis, ce fut l'apparition d'internet
00:41Maintenant avec internet, je préfère passer mon temps sur mon ordi plutôt que de faire autre chose
00:45C'est vraiment cool
01:00Parmi les horreurs qui ont accompagné l'invention d'internet
01:06Il y en a une qu'on a détesté plus que tout
01:08C'était une fille originaire d'une petite île norvégienne balayée par le vent
01:12Aux confins du grand nord
01:25Elle s'appelait...
01:27Selina
01:30...
01:35...
01:39...
01:40...
01:45...
01:48...
01:51...
01:53I'm sorry.
01:55I'm sorry.
01:57I'm sorry.
01:59I'm sorry.
02:01I'm sorry.
02:03I can't find the money.
02:05Mom, hurry up!
02:07I'm sorry.
02:09I'm sorry.
02:11I'm sorry.
02:13I can't find you.
02:15I don't know.
02:17Why don't you buy a new car?
02:19We really want to keep it up until the end of our lives?
02:23That's enough, Selina.
02:25I can't imagine at that point it's a shame to be trapped in it.
02:29Seriously?
02:31I'd like to put it around you.
02:33That's not true.
02:35Every time it's the same.
02:39Who says we don't have a thun?
02:49The story of Selina begins on the day of her anniversary in 2005.
02:59She looks like a movie character.
03:09Like all the girls of 17 years old, Selina had the feeling that she was destined to do things out of the way.
03:15But in reality...
03:23She was a poor girl.
03:29And this day, which was already bad for her, would not make an empire.
03:33She's gonna put it on her side.
03:39Go!
03:40Go!
03:41Go!
03:43Go!
03:45Go!
03:48Go!
03:49Go!
03:51Go!
03:52Go!
03:53Go!
03:54Go!
03:55Go!
03:56Go!
03:57Go!
03:58Go!
03:59Go!
04:00Go!
04:01Go!
04:02who spoke of serious and depriments.
04:07All the themes were talking about the world's malheur,
04:10the war, blah, blah, blah, and I'll pass.
04:16In the opposite way, Selena had decided to use her voice
04:19to talk about the subject that she liked the most.
04:24She-mĂŞme.
04:26Well, not exactly she-mĂŞme,
04:28but rather her alter ego,
04:30appelée Selina Isabelle,
04:32qui menait une existence incroyablement plus exaltante que la sienne.
04:37Et Selina Isabelle avait depuis peu entamé une relation torride
04:40avec le plus beau mec du lycée.
04:44En l'occurrence, un séducteur lapin dénué de tout ce qu'on cul,
04:48avec lequel Selina prétendait avoir couché dans le gymnase après les cours.
04:54Mais Selina ignorait que son Mr. M,
04:57dont l'identité ne faisait aucun doute,
04:58sortait depuis peu avec la fille la plus populaire du lycée.
05:08Cette putain d'Emily.
05:12Ce qui allait lui attirer des putains de gros ennuis.
05:15Parce que c'est aujourd'hui que Selina aurait ses premières lectrices.
05:19C'Ă©tait un truc incroyable, j'ai eu trois orgasmes.
05:26J'hallucine.
05:27Attends, elle s'adresse Ă qui, lĂ ?
05:28J'en ai aucune idée, mais cette fille est complètement attardée.
05:32Et ce Mr. M,
05:34c'est forcément Martin Hayes.
05:38Il sort pas déjà avec Emily ?
05:40J'en sais rien.
05:43Faut demander à ta sœur.
05:44On ne s'attardera pas sur ces deux petites pestes.
05:47Ce qu'il faut retenir,
05:49c'est que les deux meilleurs amis d'Emily ont découvert ce que Selina avait écrit dans son blog.
05:53Bon, déjà , vous savez que vous n'avez pas le droit de venir me parler au lycée,
05:59et ensuite, c'est qui cette Selina ?
06:02La tueuse de mouettes ?
06:04Ah, la tourdie qui est dans votre classe.
06:06Un jour, pendant une sortie en primaire,
06:08on a trouvé un œuf de mouettes abandonné,
06:09et tout le monde a dit,
06:10« Oh, il faut qu'on s'en occupe, il faut qu'on le garde au chaud. »
06:13On a laissé l'œuf à Selina pendant qu'on partait chercher de la mousse et des brindilles,
06:16et quand on est revenus, elle l'avait pelée.
06:21Elle est pas normale, cette fille.
06:22Maintenant, on est tous traumatisés à vie avec cette histoire.
06:25Ok, et en quoi ça m'intéresse, ce que vous venez de me dire ?
06:31Emily en a strictement rien Ă tirer de la vie sexuelle de Martin,
06:34et si j'étais vous, j'arrêterais de répandre des ragots.
06:38Si tu le dis.
06:39Bien, on s'en va.
06:43Mais quel sale enfoiré, ce type !
06:52Quoi ?
07:00Putain, ce que t'es belle.
07:02On croirait que t'es faite pour moi.
07:06Il faut dire que Selina n'aurait jamais Ă©crit toutes ces choses
07:08si elle avait su que Martin aime et Emily Ă©taient faits l'un pour l'autre,
07:11ou elle pour lui, enfin, tu vois.
07:13Tu viens Ă la fĂŞte de Goran, ce soir ?
07:17Ben, on verra, je te dirai.
07:21Et c'est à partir de ce moment précis que tout a dégénéré.
07:24Emily, t'as deux minutes ?
07:27Qu'est-ce qu'il y a ?
07:28Tu veux t'Ă©clater les tympans ?
07:43Désolée.
07:47Comment ça se fait que tu sois déjà là ?
07:48Les cours finissent et tĂ´t.
07:51C'est un mensonge ?
07:52Non.
07:54Faut que t'arrĂŞtes de voir le mal partout, tout le temps.
07:56Ouais.
07:57Ben, voyons.
07:58À quoi ça sert que je dise la vérité si elle se fait ?
07:59Ça va, je posais une question, c'est tout.
08:02Je dois filer.
08:04Une de mes collègues est malade, elle a la grippe.
08:06Je dois assurer son service en plus du mien,
08:08parce que personne d'autre ne pouvait la remplacer.
08:11Pour ce qui est de ton anniversaire,
08:13on le fĂŞtera demain, d'accord ?
08:15Pour ce soir, tu as une pizza dans le congélateur.
08:18Merci.
08:18Je ne sais pas, je ne sais pas si tu as dit qu'il y a une pizza dans le congélateur.
08:22Je ne sais pas si tu as dit qu'il y a une pizza dans le congélateur.
08:24Je ne sais pas si tu as dit qu'il y a une pizza dans le comandre.
08:41I wanna, I wanna, tell me what you want, what you need.
08:48I wanna, tell me what you want.
08:57Putain, Selena !
09:09T'as cru que j'étais une de tes créatures ?
09:12T'es pire que tous les monstres de mes jeunes.
09:15C'est pas faux.
09:18Tiens.
09:19C'est mon cadeau d'anniversaire ?
09:21Non, c'est la hache que mon père avait empruntée.
09:24Pose-la sur la table.
09:25Ok.
09:26La pizza sera vite cuite.
09:27Ah, trop bien.
09:30C'est nul à chier, on peut pas changer de chaîne ?
09:33La candidate qui représenterait la Norvège au précipieux concours East Monde est...
09:38Sonia Elie.
09:40T'as cru que j'ai rencontré la Norvège au précipieux concours East Monde est...
09:43Sonia Elie.
09:45T'as cru.
09:46Descends.
09:47Horsais tout.
09:48Sous-titrage ST' 501.
09:49T'as cru.
09:50Sous-titrage ST' 501.
09:51T'as cru.
09:52Sous-titrage ST' 501.
09:53Do you think you're immune to this kind of crap?
10:21No.
10:22Do you see it?
10:24No.
10:25Because I'm going to buy it.
10:26That's it.
10:28I've never seen it.
10:30I've never seen it before.
10:32No.
10:37No.
10:38Stop.
10:40Stop.
10:41Stop.
10:42Stop.
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11:50Stop.
11:51Stop.
11:52It's over! You can kiss with who you want!
11:58Emily!
12:00No, don't you think so?
12:02Seriously, I didn't do anything!
12:04Let's go, if this girl is in second, we'll have to go.
12:10Let's go!
12:20You want to see what you want?
12:22I don't care, choose what you want.
12:31You know, I'm horror for anniversaries.
12:34It's true, we're always going to be déçus.
12:40I remember, when I was little, I was dreaming of a gift.
12:44It was a music box with a ballerine, you know?
12:47Like the one that Nora had.
12:49But I've never had it.
12:51So, I...
12:56What's that? What's going on?
12:58My heart's valeur.
13:00No more money.
13:01The party man here!
13:02The house!
13:04Let me...
13:06If you want to talk to Suicideuper,
13:10get locked down my door!
13:11This door's not open from them...
13:12I don't accept it.
13:14We're holding much coming now.
13:20The coffee house, it's good here.
13:22Do you like the evening?
13:31Yeah.
13:33Happy birthday.
13:34Thank you, too.
13:36Yeah.
13:37Let's go.
13:39I hope you're going to pick up here.
13:52Voice over, chatting more.
13:55Working with us with you Dad.
13:56Don't lose your day.
13:57Isn't it been my sixth century,
13:59here we go.
14:00Don't lose your day!
14:17dermatitis.
14:20Do you like it?
14:21What, Johan?
14:22Seriously?
14:23Do you like it?
14:24At least it's natural.
14:25There's nothing natural there.
14:27Of course.
14:28Look, everyone's exploding.
14:30I'll take some photos for the blog.
14:31One, two, three!
14:33Let's go!
14:42Hey, can I take photos?
14:44Super.
14:50This evening I'm a little bit clean up.
15:18It's Selina.
15:20Yeah.
15:23Selina.
15:24Yeah.
15:25All right, let's go.
15:26Hey!
15:27Hey!
15:31Hey!
15:34Hey!
15:35Hey!
15:40Hey!
15:41I'm going to save you.
15:48What?
15:50I'm going to save you.
15:52I'm going to save you.
15:55Oh, that's good.
15:57What did you say?
16:00You're looking for a blog.
16:06So?
16:07You're talking about me.
16:11You're talking about me.
16:13You're talking about me.
16:15Is it true?
16:17What is it?
16:19What is it?
16:21What did you write?
16:25We were going to be together in the gym.
16:32You're talking about Mr. M?
16:34It's nothing to do.
16:36You really thought it was you?
16:38Yeah.
16:40Well, it's not me.
16:42He's blonde.
16:44And like you, it's brown.
16:46It's not me.
16:48So, it's not me.
16:55Okay?
16:56I see.
16:57I was wrong.
16:58I was wrong.
17:03I'm sure.
17:04I'm sorry.
17:05I'm sorry.
17:06I'm sorry.
17:07I'm sorry.
17:08I'm sorry.
17:09I'm sorry.
17:10I'm sorry.
17:11I'm sorry.
17:12I'm sorry.
17:13I'm sorry.
17:14What would you do in this case?
17:15I'd ask you where is your room?
17:16I would ask you where is your room?
17:18At the floor.
17:19I'm not alone.
17:20It's the floor.
17:21Go.
17:22Go.
17:23Go.
17:25Go.
17:26Go.
17:27Go.
17:28Go.
17:29Go.
17:30Go.
17:31Go.
17:32Go.
17:33Go.
17:34Go.
17:35Go.
17:36Go.
17:37Oh, no!
17:53Hey, it was Johan, the schizo.
17:55I didn't know that he was always in life.
17:58Hey.
18:01You didn't see Martin?
18:03Well, I mean...
18:07Well, that's my room.
18:15Sorry.
18:18Can I keep it?
18:20Yeah, okay.
18:22Do you want me to do it?
18:23What?
18:24Do you want me to do it?
18:25Yeah, okay.
18:37Oh.
18:39Comment dire, je crois bien qu'il est parti.
18:42Il est plus lĂ , en fait.
18:44Il est oĂą?
18:45Je dirais qu'il est sans doute rentré chez lui, tu vois.
18:48Euh... Sinon, j'ai fait mon propre alcool, si on en veut.
18:54Tu jouais?
18:56Tu jouais?
18:57Ouais.
18:58Et lĂ ?
19:00Okay, alors tourne-toi.
19:02Quoi?
19:03Tourne-toi.
19:04Hop, allez.
19:08Je vais y aller aussi.
19:09Ah ouais?
19:09Ouais.
19:10Okay, t'as raison.
19:12C'est...
19:13C'est mieux.
19:24Euh... Je crois qu'il a...
19:26Qu'il a oublié son blouson en partant.
19:29Putain, merde.
19:30C'est mieux.
19:35Emily.
19:37Ferme la porte, putain.
19:39Merde.
19:48Emily.
19:49Emily.
20:00Oh, je t'en...
20:03Oh, je t'en...
20:04Eh...
20:05Adieu, allez…
20:06Allez, parer-vous sous.
20:08Tiens...
20:08Oh, je t'en...
20:09T'envite.
20:10T'envite.
20:17T'envite.
20:18Let's go!
20:48Let's go!
20:52Let's go!
20:54Okay!
20:55Good!
20:56Good!
20:57Good!
20:58Good!
20:59Good!
21:00Good!
21:01Good!
21:02Good!
21:03Good!
21:08Good!
21:09Good!
21:10Good!
21:11Good!
21:12Good!
21:13Good!
21:14I'm not sure if I found something, I'm not feeling good at all.
21:18I'm not sure if we're going to have an hour in the next few days,
21:21it would be more reasonable to stay at home, right?
21:24To me remettre.
21:33A fairly humid and humid weather has been kept in the country,
21:38especially in the south.
21:40And due to a dense neige,
21:42and the rainy conditions of the summer,
21:44the fog of the neige will be more progressive,
21:47reducing the weight of heavy injuries,
21:49so that it's not much my favorite thing.
21:51You're on the floor, right?
21:53Tell me,
21:54it's okay.
21:57Snow tiling.
22:04I got nothing.
22:08You're not scared.
22:10You're not scared.
22:12You're not scared?
22:14Hey, Selina!
22:19I don't know how it's going to happen today, but at the time, if we were in second
22:35and we were accidentally sleeping with the little girl of the most popular school, and
22:43if we were able to do it during the FĂŞte des Terminales, we would automatically sign our
22:48arrĂŞt de mort, which means that we were in the line of mire of any student of the Terminal.
23:02Carla!
23:04Selina, the terrain is in the other direction.
23:07Selina, come on!
23:09Yes, it's true.
23:13You've got one minute?
23:19When did it start?
23:20I don't know.
23:23I'm not sure.
23:25I don't know.
23:27I don't know.
23:28I don't know.
23:29I don't know.
23:30It's about 23 hours.
23:31No.
23:32When did it start?
23:33When did it start?
23:34I don't know.
23:36I don't know.
23:38I don't know.
23:39I don't know.
23:40I don't know.
23:41It's about 23 hours.
23:43No.
23:44It was the first time you did it or did it last long?
23:48No.
23:49It's not only one time.
23:51I don't know.
23:53I don't know.
23:54I don't know.
23:55It's not what you wrote in your blog.
23:58I don't know, I'm going to exaggerate the importance of the relationship.
24:05So, there's a relationship?
24:06No, I don't know.
24:07So, you're lying?
24:09Why did you say that?
24:14Why did you say that?
24:15Hey, let's go right now.
24:17You don't see what we're talking about?
24:19Okay, okay.
24:20Pardon.
24:21There are two types of women that are popular.
24:30There are the sociopaths, who dominate because they inspire the terror.
24:37And so, between Martin and you, there was nothing before.
24:46Well, that's all I needed to know.
24:56And there are the wonderful people.
24:57Those who are popular because they are leaders with a real sense of justice.
25:01Those women who support their semblable.
25:12I'm sitting next to her, and I support her.
25:15We need to know how to do that.
25:16I don't know how to do that.
25:18I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I don't know how to do that.
25:19I'm sorry.
25:20You're sorry, I'm sorry.
25:21I'm sorry.
25:22I don't know how to do that.
25:24Emily was a sociopath.
25:28Emily was a sociopath.
25:37Attrapella !
25:38Ah ! Ah !
25:39Lâchez-moi !
25:40Non !
25:41ArrĂŞtez !
25:42Non !
25:43Ensuite...
25:45Je sais plus.
25:46Je me rappelle pas exactement ce qui s'est passé.
25:51Eh ! Eh !
25:53Vous n'avez pas le droit !
25:54J'ai simplement le vague souvenir qu'elles l'ont conduite quelque part.
25:58Oh ! Lâchez-moi !
26:00Allez !
26:02Ah ! Non !
26:04Lâchez-moi ! Lâchez-moi !
26:08Est-ce qu'il neigeait Ă ce moment-lĂ ?
26:11Ou...
26:12Est-ce qu'il faisait soleil ?
26:14Non !
26:18Une chose est sûre, il faisait vachement froid.
26:20Ă€ poil ! Allez, grouille !
26:28T'enlève aussi ta culotte !
26:31T'enlève aussi ta culotte !
26:36Je peux garder ça ?
26:37Non !
26:38Pourquoi ?
26:39T'enlève tout !
26:41Tu portes deux sous-tit ?
26:42Non mais ça, c'est dingue !
26:43Ça, c'est dingue !
27:03Allo ! Allez, dépêche !
27:04T'es pas piqué une tête !
27:05Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha !
27:06Ha ! Ha !
27:07Ha ! Ha ! Ha !
27:08L'autre, il est.
27:09Compens.
27:10Ton avril !
27:11Un roc.
27:12Un roc.
27:13C'est une pièce !
27:14Un roc.
27:15Une deux.
27:16Un roc.
27:17Un roc.
27:19Un roc.
27:20Un roc.
27:21Un roc.
27:22Un roc.
27:24Un roc.
27:25Oh
27:47Au fond de toi tu espères peut-être que cette histoire se termine comme un film d'ado
27:55Dans lequel tout le monde prendrait soudainement conscience que CĂ©lina est incroyable
28:05A tel point qu'elle serait couronnée reine du bal
28:08Si tel est le cas, désolé de te décevoir
28:16Ce n'est pas ce genre d'histoire dont il est question
28:25En réalité, il s'agit d'une histoire de vengeance
28:35Parce qu'Ă ce stade
29:04Tout comme les cutéreux qui peuplait ce coin pourri du globe
29:07CĂ©lina ignorait
29:09Que son prochain poste provoquerait un putain de séisme qui allait changer la donne
29:15Elle avait raison depuis le début
29:35Elle était destinée à faire des choses hors du commun
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