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00:00Oh, no, this is a nightmare. We'd never have bought them if I knew you wouldn't be able to get them off.
00:04They're such a tight fit.
00:05Oh, for God's sake.
00:06Oh, it's probably because I've got high blood pressure, blood pressure, and my feet are puffy.
00:11Don't say you're going to be trapped in these boots.
00:13No.
00:15I literally, I'm going to have to get a strong man from this.
00:18Oh, no, they're coming, they're coming. That's fantastic, Mary.
00:21Do you think I should have got size 11?
00:26Ah!
00:26Her flabbers have been gasted.
00:30You want some of this?
00:32Oh, that is.
00:33Look out.
00:34Oh, no, see?
00:36Oh, now, there's a controversial statement.
00:38The gravy.
00:41Yeah.
00:42Yeah.
00:42Do you like this music?
00:44No, not particularly.
00:44So suck on that.
00:47Oh, wow.
00:48He's been a bad boy.
00:50Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
00:52Not a chance, do you?
00:53Oh!
00:54Yes, look at that.
00:55He's had an absolute feast.
00:57Oh!
00:58Whoa!
00:59For a banana?
01:00This is insane.
01:02Well, thank God that's over.
01:04I've got a headache run.
01:05It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
01:09That's very modern, isn't it?
01:10Nothing.
01:11No-one saw that coming.
01:12No.
01:12In the week, a runaway reindeer named Buddy sparked an emergency rescue operation in Formby.
01:19We enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:23BBC One was treating us to some marvellous miniatures.
01:26What are we going to be doing for you today, please?
01:29Well, I would love to have a model made of the library that I used as a child.
01:34I do take Ezra to the library to story time sometimes.
01:38We haven't been for a while, to be honest.
01:40Couldn't go this morning because I had to go for my Botox top-up.
01:44Sorry, Ezra.
01:45Sorry, Ezra.
01:46No, no.
01:46It's library for you.
01:47No, no.
01:48We need Botox.
01:49Freddie Flintoff had us up for a game of darts on ITV.
01:54Graham, I heard that you used to be in the police.
01:56I did, yeah.
01:57And as you look around, half of this Manchester audience is now.
01:59Yeah, look on.
02:00Don't worry, he's retired.
02:02Freddie stood on something.
02:04Like a milk crate.
02:05I'm not sure, remember?
02:06He was a cricketeer, wasn't he?
02:08So he was tall anyway.
02:10A what?
02:11Cricketeer.
02:12They were playing cricket.
02:13Huh?
02:14Cricketer.
02:15Not cricketeer?
02:15No.
02:16Shit.
02:17Yeah.
02:18That as well.
02:19Why is someone who plays football?
02:21Football here.
02:24And Ed Sheeran was giving it his best shot on Netflix.
02:29And my song Perfect gets used for a lot of proposals, a lot of weddings.
02:33So I'm going to sing it.
02:35He's going to propose.
02:36Hopefully she says yes.
02:37To be fair, I'm glad Ben didn't get Ed Sheeran playing at our engagement situation.
02:42I don't think he'd have been able to afford it.
02:43Well, also, I'm not that big of a fan.
02:47Yeah.
02:47You'd have probably preferred JLS.
02:51Although they wouldn't have fitted it into a hotel room.
02:55It's me, Ben and JLS.
02:57Oh, do you know, I hadn't opened my advent calendar 1st of December, innit?
03:10Best friends Jenny and Lee.
03:13Oh.
03:15Number one.
03:16Where is it?
03:18Why is it?
03:20Who's opened this?
03:21What?
03:23I haven't opened it.
03:26You have.
03:27I haven't.
03:29What are you with?
03:30I can tell.
03:31Look at your face.
03:32I can tell.
03:33When you're lying.
03:35You've already opened it, haven't you?
03:38Oh, don't be greedy, Lee.
03:40I thought I'd start it off for you.
03:43It's dug to the roof of me mouth.
03:45Good.
03:45This week, a global superstar went for a stroll around the Big Apple on Netflix.
03:54Ed Sheeran was bosking at his start and you used to bosk.
03:57Yeah.
03:57So what went wrong?
03:58Yeah.
03:59Why are you sat with me?
04:00I don't mind Ed Sheeran.
04:02He's inoffensive.
04:03He's vanilla.
04:04He's vanilla is what he is.
04:06He's a crowd pleaser.
04:07It's like he's doing a live gig on the streets of New York and it's all in one take.
04:21Do you not remember there was a time when Shape of You was on the radio and you could
04:24not avoid that for about five years?
04:26It still is.
04:27Never mind you, budge.
04:29I'm in love with your body.
04:31Ooh, I, ooh, I, ooh, I, ooh, I, ooh.
04:33Come on now, follow my lead.
04:35Come, come on now, follow my lead.
04:37Mm-hmm.
04:38I'm in love with the shape of you.
04:41I'm like a man there too.
04:44Sorry, I'm getting into it.
04:45I can't.
04:46You're doing too much.
04:47I can't.
04:47I'm very boring, but I don't like this sort of music at all.
04:51Do you think if you kept listening to it, you'd like it?
04:53No.
04:54You all good?
04:55You all good?
04:56Yeah, we're good.
04:57Oh, we just finished there then.
04:58I don't really think he has to rehearse, do you really?
05:00Well, he might.
05:01It's to get the sound check.
05:03Oh, all right, Rhodey.
05:07Where are you going?
05:08Where are you going, Ed?
05:09Story continues.
05:10Hey, man, how are you?
05:11Good, how are you?
05:12Can you take me to the Highline, please?
05:14Yeah.
05:14Does he know who he is?
05:15Do you know who he is?
05:16Do you know who he is?
05:17That's Ed Sheeran.
05:18This guy got in touch for, I have, like, songs that people use in their weddings.
05:22Oh, pick that one up.
05:23You're a bit of a knowing wife, are you?
05:25Yeah, who are you?
05:26Who are you?
05:26I'll tell the wife when I get home.
05:28She'll probably know who you are.
05:29And this guy's going to propose to his girlfriend, so I thought I'd go and surprise him.
05:33Oh, my God, I would die.
05:34What would you do if Nat proposed to you and Ed Sheeran showed up?
05:39I mean, I feel like Ed Sheeran showing up would be more believable than Nat proposing.
05:43I found a love for me.
05:48He's just gone straight into it.
05:49Why is he singing it now?
05:51Oh, I love this song.
05:52It makes me cry.
05:53Oh, for fuck's sake.
05:55Darling, you look perfect tonight.
05:58Oh, did you see her?
05:59She went, double T?
06:01Fuck you!
06:01Is that Jeroan?
06:02I tell you what, I would turn my mobility scooter around and follow him if he was doing this.
06:07To carry more than just my secrets.
06:10Is this the couple?
06:11Here's the couple.
06:11There they are.
06:12Oh, they're there, they're there, they're there.
06:14Oh, look.
06:18We are still kids and we're so old.
06:20Oh.
06:22What, goosebumps, literally.
06:23I know, I am.
06:24I'd forget about the proposal.
06:25I'd be like, forget this, man.
06:27I'm here for Ed Sheeran.
06:28I'd be staring at him the whole time.
06:29Yeah.
06:30Oh, my God, you're here.
06:32You are the most amazing, beautiful girl in the world.
06:35Ed, can you show up a minute?
06:37I got what's in.
06:38I got one question.
06:40Will you marry me?
06:41Oh, what's she going to say?
06:43Of course, she's going to say yes.
06:44Yes.
06:47Oh, that is lovely.
06:49Oh, she said yes.
06:50Well, she couldn't hardly say no, could she?
06:52Bloody hell, imagine he pulled out big guns without sharing and he said no.
06:55She was kissing and how I was confused about, she should figure it out why I'm sorry.
06:59Oh, he's going in the subway.
07:01Don't say he's patronising some more people.
07:03Yeah.
07:07What's going on?
07:08How's he going to perform on the train?
07:09I wouldn't appreciate that.
07:11I'd already be overstimulated in that environment.
07:14And then Ed Sheeran's there with his flipping rinky-tink guitar.
07:18Do you guys want a song?
07:20Yeah.
07:20Would you like a song?
07:21Would you like a song?
07:22What else are you good for, Ed?
07:24What about singing a song that we've actually heard of, Ed?
07:27Like Streets of London by...
07:30Ralph McTel.
07:31Ralph McTel.
07:32Days near the sweet perfume of the mountain
07:35Grass are rolled down
07:37Do you know what?
07:38This feels a bit too orchestrated for me, this,
07:40because all these people are very glam.
07:42I just love her in the brown top.
07:44Yeah.
07:46Come to the castle on the hill.
07:50Driving it, dancing.
07:52Get that guitar in your hand.
07:55Play me a bit Ed Sheeran.
07:56What's it worth?
07:57What's it worth here?
07:58Chuck my tenor.
08:02I could hear it there.
08:03No, no, I could hear that.
08:05First note.
08:05First note.
08:10Don't look at me when you play that, please.
08:11Yeah, try not to lock eyes.
08:17I don't know if you even know what it is.
08:19I like to take an adbar and sweep the bed.
08:22Yeah, they have.
08:23Dave and his wife, Shirley.
08:25You've got some worthers out there, haven't you?
08:27Aye.
08:29When do you buy them, then?
08:31I can't remember.
08:32I bought them in a week.
08:33Specifically for...
08:34Yeah.
08:35...having a sweet to go to bed.
08:37Oh, right.
08:38Because as I say goodnight...
08:40Oh, yeah, I know.
08:41...I go up there...
08:42Yeah.
08:42...and I...
08:43You say, no, I'm going to bed now.
08:46I'm off, then.
08:47Yeah, I know.
08:48I think, thank fuck for that.
08:49Can I have a fucking mono?
08:55On Monday, it was all about the little things on BBC One.
08:59Good things come in small packages.
09:01It's what mum or you used to say to me when I was growing up.
09:04I don't understand people that want to make things in miniature.
09:09You just want it big.
09:11I want everything big.
09:13They say it's the little things that mean the most.
09:15That's true.
09:16And in this series, we're taking that to heart.
09:20Oh, look at that.
09:21This is up my mum's street, this.
09:23She loves little shit like that.
09:25The craft and skill of our team of miniaturists...
09:28Miniaturists.
09:29There's all sorts ofists now, isn't there?
09:31Nudists.
09:32Yeah.
09:33Naturists.
09:34Miniaturists.
09:35Yeah, vapists.
09:36...shines through in every delicate detail.
09:39I've got stupidly fat fingers like Richmond sausages.
09:42There's no way I could do anything like that.
09:44Welcome to the marvellous miniature workshop.
09:48If I was going to have a model, Dan, I think...
09:50Ponte Gwindi Peb would be yours, wouldn't it?
09:53What?
09:53Ponte Gwindi Peb.
09:55No, not necessarily, Cheryl.
09:58All right.
09:59Leah, welcome to the workshop.
10:00What are we going to be doing for you today, please?
10:03Well, I would love to have a model made of the library that I used as a child.
10:08Oh!
10:08Oh!
10:10Oh!
10:10Why?
10:11Our library was good.
10:12Our library...
10:13Why would you want the fucking library?
10:14Well, because it brings back memories.
10:16Shh!
10:17I mean, there are always beautiful buildings for a start.
10:21Not always so.
10:22No.
10:22No.
10:23Are they?
10:23I'm not sure they're always beautiful buildings, are they?
10:25No.
10:26Sturry library certainly isn't.
10:27No, it's really not.
10:28Sturry's got a library.
10:30But there is another little bit to it.
10:32Oh, come on.
10:33Oh, there's backstories, Mary.
10:35I've got a feeling there's a backstory coming on.
10:37My favourite memory is from when I was 14 and a little bit.
10:41I met my husband there.
10:43Oh!
10:43Ah!
10:45As if she met her husband in library.
10:47I've always wanted the scenario like that.
10:48Oh, my God.
10:49We both reached for the same boat.
10:51Oh!
10:51And he said something about university, and I thought, he had a place at university.
10:56But when he turned round, I could see a school cap sticking out of his back pocket.
11:01He pretended to be older than he was.
11:04And unfortunately, he died just over three years ago.
11:08Oh, that's really sad.
11:10That's sad.
11:10I'm so sorry for your loss.
11:12Sorry.
11:13Anyway.
11:14Anyway.
11:15Moving on.
11:16What do you want in this library like?
11:18Let's have a look at this one.
11:20Wow.
11:20Oh, gosh.
11:21That's impressive.
11:22Fucking hell of it.
11:23She's going...
11:24We're not going to be able to write this, love.
11:26Hannah begins with the outer shell.
11:29MDF walls are taped together to form the Grand Edwardian Reading Room.
11:34Look at that bit.
11:36What, sellotaping bits of MDF together?
11:38Yeah.
11:39Then comes the intricate parquet.
11:41Oh, look, she's doing parquet floor.
11:43Oh, God, she's going the all-ogly.
11:45It takes five hours.
11:47Five hours to do that floor.
11:48What, I'm not being funny?
11:49I could probably floor a whole house in five hours.
11:51Hannah is turning her attention to the most important items in any library.
11:56Books.
11:57Toilets.
11:59The books.
12:00Yeah.
12:01Hannah needs to make 3,000 of them.
12:043,000 books?
12:06Tiny jackets are printed in miniature on sticky paper and wrapped neatly around each block.
12:12Ooh, it's making me eyes and me fingers go funny just looking.
12:16Me too.
12:17She's made little books, Tracer.
12:19And with incredible precision, glues them into position on the shelves.
12:24She's even put them in with tweezers.
12:25And they all look so unique.
12:27None of them look the same.
12:28That is amazing.
12:32Now it's time to find out if Hannah's managed to pull off a storybook ending.
12:37Oh, she's going to come and have a look at it now.
12:39Oh, yeah.
12:39For me, she better be in bits at this.
12:42I'm talking, wailing, screaming, crying.
12:45Full scene.
12:463, 2, 1.
12:47Oh, my God.
12:50Wow.
12:51That's pretty cool.
12:52Oh, that's smart.
12:53Where's the roof?
12:56She hasn't finished it.
13:06Look at the detail.
13:07That looks so good.
13:09I just want to be a miniature person and go inside there.
13:11Do you know what I mean?
13:12You are a miniature person.
13:14And there's one tiny detail that's an extra special surprise for Leah.
13:20Brace yourself.
13:22The school cap.
13:23Oh.
13:25That's the old school cap.
13:29Oh, bless.
13:30That will set her off, Mary.
13:32I've got tears.
13:33I've got tears.
13:34Oh, she's welling up now.
13:37I thought about you a lot, and Neil.
13:39Thank you for letting me do this.
13:41Honestly, thanks for trusting me.
13:42It's a thank-a-thon.
13:44Oh, that's lovely.
13:45I could see myself being able to do that.
13:48Yeah, you've got little cute hands.
13:50I've got penis hands.
13:52Penis hands?
13:53Penis.
13:54Penis hands?
13:56Penis.
13:56Like, I'd be good playing the piano.
13:59Penist.
14:00Penist.
14:01What a penis?
14:02Did you start saying penis?
14:03I've got penis hands.
14:05In Wiltshire.
14:14While you were in London, I've been busy, and the extraordinary thing is that this tree that I bought has been reduced.
14:21Yeah, it's lovely, Nutty.
14:23It's a lovely one.
14:24And, um...
14:24It's a very good condition.
14:26Giles and his wife, Mary.
14:28Can't you put it over in that corner?
14:30Well, then we lose Mrs Crang's armchair, Mary, which is very nice for people to sit in that corner with the reading light.
14:39I think you put it in Mrs Crang's cupboard in room four.
14:43Yeah, but it would take a day to empty the contents of Mrs Crang's cupboard.
14:47Just put it in front of the cupboard and move the table.
14:50Oh, all right.
14:51Won't that be in everyone's way, in Prickle People?
14:54No, because I think people would rather have the...
14:56Prickle Pool.
14:58They'd rather have it than not.
15:00Yeah.
15:00On Sunday night, our favourite darts-based quiz show was back on ITV.
15:05Here we go, you and the darts.
15:11Eh, eh, eh.
15:12Oh, oi.
15:13Two of my favourite things, Nutty, darts and trivia.
15:17Mary, you've spent so much time in London, you don't know what I'm like anymore.
15:22I...
15:23Darts and trivia.
15:25You've never been interested in darts since I met you up to 60 years ago.
15:30You'd be surprised how much have changed in the last six months, Mary.
15:33I've rewired my brain.
15:35I'm not as good as I was.
15:41You were shit, babe.
15:41No, I was not.
15:43Elden us ladies champion, I love you now.
15:45I've hit a couple 180s in my time.
15:47You've done one.
15:48I've done one.
15:48You've done one?
15:49You've done it in the flat.
15:50I know.
15:50I know.
15:51I couldn't believe it.
15:52You thought there was something going wrong then.
15:53There's no feel...
15:54I think 180 for me, there's no feeling like that in life.
15:57I've never felt that way again.
15:58I'm chasing that high forever.
16:00In the programme, it was Zaire and Lee who had made it to the final.
16:04There's eight red segments on the board and a prize behind each one.
16:08Here's what they're playing for tonight.
16:10Some of the prizes are crap, isn't they?
16:13I would say 95% from a shite.
16:16Yeah.
16:16Cos all the frig wants to throw the press.
16:21And one.
16:22I mean, it was stopped for a reason, wasn't it, this programme?
16:25You've got the power to DIY with over £1,000 worth of a Ryobi tool.
16:30I wouldn't mind that.
16:32You wouldn't mind that.
16:33Look at that.
16:34I could do a lot of damage with that.
16:35You could do lots of damage with that.
16:38And four.
16:39What else is there?
16:40You've got to roll with it with this pair of super smashing skates.
16:45All the skates.
16:45No, I wouldn't mind a pair to them.
16:47Oh, they're nice.
16:48They're a bit of you.
16:49Brother, you've got a leotard that would go perfectly with that.
16:52Yeah.
16:53And for this special prize...
16:55Oh, is it a holiday?
16:57Tell me it's not Butlins.
16:58It's Butlins.
16:58It's Butlins.
16:59It's a family break, courtesy of Butlins.
17:03Butlins?
17:04Butlins!
17:06Butlins!
17:07Bad boys go to...
17:08Butlins!
17:10Keep out of the black and in the red.
17:12There's nothing in this game for...
17:14Toin' a bit!
17:15Toin' a bit!
17:17Huh?
17:17Take your time.
17:19Yeah, I didn't get that.
17:20We're all behind you.
17:21Up your step.
17:23Come on, guys.
17:24Come on, boys.
17:25Come on, boys.
17:25This is the...
17:26I don't know.
17:27Oh, I say it right.
17:30That's black.
17:31Oh, that's black.
17:32Straight in the black.
17:33That'll do.
17:34That's not good.
17:34He needs to be in the red.
17:35Black again.
17:37Oh, another one.
17:38What's wrong with those darts?
17:40Sayah.
17:42I'm black unlucky.
17:43I'm black again!
17:44Oh, no!
17:45Oh.
17:46Fucking hell.
17:47Is he the dance player?
17:48So, OK.
17:49Come on, Lee.
17:51Come on, Lee.
17:52You've got to do better than Sayah.
17:54Come on.
17:56Black.
17:57Black.
17:58Oh, shit.
17:59Oh, black.
18:00The red, Lee, the red.
18:03Black again.
18:04Black.
18:05Black.
18:05No.
18:06Oh, my God.
18:06Oh, no, it's not going well.
18:10Oh, what?
18:11Stop it.
18:12Spec savers, please.
18:14Do you know what?
18:14He's got glasses on.
18:16Yeah, but they ain't working.
18:17I actually don't think we've ever seen this before.
18:19They've not won a single prize.
18:20How about they've got to say?
18:22Sayah, you've got the final three darts.
18:24Please get something.
18:27Black again.
18:28Black.
18:32Black again!
18:33Come on, Ziya.
18:36Oh, mate.
18:37It'd actually be hard to get black this many times.
18:41Oh, yeah.
18:41And black.
18:42Oh, my goodness.
18:44Oh, that snout.
18:46Oh, that's the first time I've ever seen that.
18:48I've still got to ask you a big question.
18:51Right.
18:52Do you want to risk nothing?
18:54Yeah.
18:55And take on one final challenge.
18:59Score one or one or more with six darts, and you'll leave here with Bully's Mystery Star Prize.
19:04Nah, to be honest with you, I want to go home with nothing.
19:07I don't want to risk it, Brad.
19:08Well, it's a no-brainer, isn't it?
19:10What would you do, Ziya?
19:11Lee, you're first to throw.
19:13Please step up to the hockey.
19:15For goodness sake.
19:16Come on, Lee.
19:17They've got to get something here, Simon.
19:19OK.
19:20Here we go.
19:21Come on, Lee.
19:22101 or more in six darts.
19:25101 or more in six darts.
19:27That's doable.
19:28You could do that with your eyes shut.
19:29No pressure.
19:31Or lots of pressure.
19:34Seven.
19:34Seven.
19:35That's a good step up for him.
19:36I like to get the seven out of the way early doors.
19:39Set me up nicely for a treble 20.
19:44God, five.
19:45Five!
19:47No, they're hopeless.
19:48That's 12.
19:52And 19.
19:5319.
19:54Not bad.
19:55Yeah, if you get 70, they win.
19:57Is that possible?
19:58Yeah, because they could get a triple 20.
20:00And a 10.
20:01For bullies' mystery star prize.
20:04Come on, Zaire.
20:05This isn't hard as someone who played darts.
20:0920.
20:10Whoa!
20:1120.
20:11Come on, boy.
20:1420.
20:15Oh, nice!
20:16We're doing all right here.
20:18It's all on the last dart, so...
20:20Oh!
20:21Oh, no.
20:24Oh, he's fucked it.
20:25Oh, 72.
20:2672.
20:27Well done, lad.
20:28Oh, wee.
20:29Oh, you tried.
20:33You tried, guys.
20:34I don't think they tried hard enough.
20:36I don't.
20:39Oh, dear.
20:43In Derby.
20:44Theodore, look.
20:45I'm sitting with Unki Roz.
20:47Can you see him?
20:49Yeah.
20:49I'm special.
20:50And there's someone else very special here.
20:53Do you want to say hi?
20:55The Siddiquis.
20:56Ho, ho, ho.
20:59Have you been good this year, little man?
21:01That's not real Santa.
21:04It's Grandad.
21:05I know you want a snake for Christmas.
21:09I know what you want for Christmas.
21:12What do you think?
21:14You want a snake.
21:18No.
21:19He's fallen over.
21:21I don't need this.
21:23I don't.
21:24I don't want.
21:25Dad, stop telling me.
21:29On Friday, there was a famous face doing some festive fiddling on ITV.
21:35Ooh.
21:36Sarah Davis.
21:37Christmas craft-off, Tom.
21:39Craft-off?
21:40Yes.
21:41Sarah Davis.
21:44Dragon Den.
21:45Blonde hair.
21:46Yes.
21:47Got you.
21:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:48She's a massive crafty.
21:50Is she?
21:50Yes.
21:51It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
21:54Oh, I like her.
21:55I don't.
21:55I can't believe she's made that much money out of cardboard.
21:58Neither can I.
21:58I'm on a mission to spread a bit of homemade festive magic.
22:02Do you know what?
22:03You can't be a bit of homemade festive magic.
22:05You can't.
22:06Nice little glue pipe.
22:07Wow.
22:08Oh, I love a sparkly pine cone.
22:10So grab your glue guns and let's get Christmas crafting.
22:14I need to get a bad man glue gun.
22:16That's what I need.
22:17Yeah.
22:17Real bad man glue gun.
22:19Real bad man glue gun.
22:20Ooh.
22:25Do you know what Christmas crafts equals?
22:28Christmas crap.
22:29Christmas crap, yeah.
22:31I thought, why not do a little Christmas scene in a glass?
22:34Oh, why not?
22:36That's what every glass needs at Christmas.
22:38Yes, absolutely.
22:39A what?
22:40A Christmas scene in a glass.
22:42I like fucking vodka in my glass.
22:44Yeah, I do.
22:44That's the only thing I like in my glass.
22:46Oh, it's Pinot Grisha.
22:48This is a really fun treat and super easy.
22:51I don't have a spare glass.
22:52Look how the other half live, honestly.
22:54How do you do a Christmas scene in a glass?
22:57And what is the point of a Christmas scene in a glass?
22:59Well, just to be festive.
23:01All I'm going to use, a little bit of rosemary.
23:03Okay.
23:04Got that in the garden.
23:05We do have that in the garden.
23:06Grows all year.
23:07Abundance of rosemary.
23:08Some pomegranate seeds.
23:10Pomegranate seeds.
23:11Hang on.
23:11Some pomegranate seeds.
23:12Mm-hmm.
23:12Okay.
23:13We're going to freeze it ready.
23:14Oh, what?
23:15Okay.
23:16What's she doing here, man?
23:17I want to know where this is going here.
23:19In the freezer.
23:19Some pomegranate seeds.
23:20Now, this is the low-tech tape.
23:26What tape?
23:27Low-tech.
23:28Low-tech.
23:30She's a bit Blue Petri, isn't she?
23:32I had no idea she was into this type of stuff.
23:35It is going to hold our little miniature Christmas tree in place.
23:39A miniature Christmas tree?
23:41Yeah.
23:41That's what she's doing with the rosemary.
23:43Oh.
23:44That's going to be the miniature Christmas tree.
23:46And then you see that will be held just nicely in the glass.
23:52Lovely.
23:53And the best thing about that size of using rosemary is you will have your eye out when you're having a drink.
23:59I think she's showing you how to make a cannabis farm.
24:02So, I'm going to start off just with a little bit of water because it's going to be going into the freezer.
24:06Oh, yeah.
24:07What is this?
24:08It's a Christmas scene in a glass.
24:11I said I'd end up with frozen peas and sweet corn in as well.
24:17A mix.
24:18A country mix.
24:19I wouldn't even get one glass in my freezer.
24:20I can't even get the ice cubes in, man.
24:23And then you just need to take the washi tape off.
24:26OK.
24:26Take the tape off.
24:27Let's have a look.
24:28And what you'll see is a twig.
24:31In ice.
24:32That Christmas tree will have frozen perfectly in the place.
24:39Lovely.
24:40Um.
24:45Um, right.
24:47I don't even know what to make of it.
24:48I'm so, like, I'm lost for words.
24:51It looks dead.
24:52I'm just adding tonic water to these.
24:55Here we go.
24:55Oh, now she's talking.
24:57Can I have Coke in mine instead?
24:59She can't even see it.
25:00With rosemary.
25:03Oh, I'll have a rosemary and Coke, please.
25:07Oh, you're going to love them.
25:09Oh, come on.
25:10Get something harder in there.
25:11Where's the gin?
25:14Yeah.
25:14Where's the vodka?
25:16You know what?
25:16At least you tried, didn't it?
25:18That's all that matters.
25:20Like, at least you tried.
25:21In Leeds.
25:30I'm going to a Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow.
25:33Yes, I'd heard about this.
25:34Yeah, so I'm going to an actual American's house for an actual Thanksgiving dinner.
25:41Lucky you.
25:42Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
25:44Do you know what, as well, like, I feel really grown up and mature to be invited to a Thanksgiving dinner party.
25:50I know.
25:50I've been invited to a dinner party.
25:54Tell me you're old without telling me that you're old.
25:57Me and Nat are going to a dinner party.
25:59We've actually never been to a dinner party.
26:02That's because none of your friends are sophisticated or host dinner parties.
26:05You've just made friends with Neil and Hannah, and they so happen to be normal human beings.
26:13On Monday, fallout from the budget was still bubbling along on BBC News.
26:19I'm guessing it will be the trouble they're in because they didn't tell the Cabinet they had a budget surplus notified by the OBR when they were saying they had a £20 billion black hole.
26:30Have you had your advent calendar this morning?
26:33No, I haven't.
26:34I've had a coffee, wouldn't I?
26:35Pinch, punch, first of the month, no returns.
26:38Good afternoon.
26:39Welcome to the BBC News at One.
26:41Our main story, the Prime Minister has insisted...
26:44Oh, he looks a bit alarmed there, York here.
26:46He looks bewildered, doesn't he?
26:48Yeah.
26:48..that his Chancellor, Rachel Reeves, did not mislead the public before last week's budget.
26:53That's not what I've heard.
26:55Have you been following this?
26:56Yes, yes, she exaggerated the so-called fiscal black hole.
27:01Cabinet members have reportedly accused him and Ms Reeves of misleading ministers.
27:06Yep.
27:07I'd have to agree with that.
27:08Didn't mislead them, they just kept some information back, which helped with what she was doing.
27:14Rachel Reeves has defended her position, saying full details contained in her budgets are never provided in advance.
27:21Pretty big detail to not release, though.
27:23You know, she doesn't release all the details, just the ones that she wants you to hear.
27:27We now know that on October 31st, the Office for Budget Responsibility told Rachel Reeves that she still had a surplus of £4.2 billion.
27:36What?
27:38So the economy's doing better than we all thought?
27:40She was telling everybody we were £20 or £30 billion down and she was £4.2 billion up.
27:45This is like what happened with Nana's energy bills.
27:48Giving a speech in London, the Prime Minister said there had been no misleading.
27:54Well, of course he would say that.
27:56We had on the one hand £16 billion less than we might otherwise have had.
27:59We had clear commitments that we'd made throughout the process as to what it was we were going to achieve.
28:05Oh, God, it's so boring.
28:07Yeah, I've checked out now.
28:08Oh!
28:09It was inevitable that we would always have to raise revenue.
28:12What is that noise, that horn noise?
28:14It's not air raid, is it?
28:18The Tories have asked the financial regulator to investigate Rachel Reeves.
28:22What? I mean, what's going to happen?
28:24They're going to do an investigation.
28:25It's going to take nine years.
28:27They're going to be out of power and no-one's going to care.
28:29A CEO who did what Rachel Reeves did would have had to resign.
28:33You tell him, Kemi.
28:35And she should be held to the same high standards.
28:37She's the Chancellor of the Exchequer.
28:39She's not a PR lady.
28:40Kemi's just happy to get her neb on telly.
28:42Oh, God, just to stay relevant.
28:45I mean, fair play to her, she didn't pull a quasi-quartang.
28:48Yeah, yeah.
28:49You know, she has got that on her side.
28:52Yeah.
28:53Nobody, nobody's beat quasi-quartang yet.
28:58In Yorkshire...
28:59What makes someone beautiful and what makes someone pretty?
29:02It's just an interesting concept.
29:03Sarah and her daughter-in-law, Lara.
29:06Well, my sister was beautiful and I was just pretty, OK?
29:10So, what am I?
29:14You're...
29:15Why did I ask that?
29:17Why did I ask that?
29:18You are pretty, I suppose.
29:21Attractive, beautiful.
29:22I don't know what you are, darling, what do you think you are?
29:27On Saturday night, Alan Carr took us back in time on ITV.
29:32I feel like I get really stuck in the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s.
29:36I don't know the difference between them all.
29:38What was going on in the 80s?
29:40Well, with me?
29:41Well, I was fully out then, wasn't I?
29:43So, it was all fun.
29:44Well, it actually wasn't at all.
29:45I don't want to know what was going on in the 80s with you, then.
29:48No.
29:48He does a young Alan Carr so well, that boy.
29:57Never mind changing ends, you can't change bloody channels for Alan Carr.
30:04Nothing united the UK more than a telephone.
30:07What's a telephone?
30:08We've got telephons now.
30:10Oh, that's a telephone.
30:11Everyone used to sit in baths of baked beans, didn't they?
30:14What the fuck?
30:16Even celebrities came down from their ivory towers
30:19to show us they were just like us.
30:22Oh, they need to bring out back things like this.
30:24This is proper tele.
30:26Not like the shite we have to watch now.
30:29Oh, and you ain't got a few tins of beans
30:31if you were in a right state.
30:33She's the annoying neighbour over at Road, isn't she?
30:36She's the snobby neighbour
30:37who's always looking down her nose at Alan's mum.
30:40If your cupboards are bare,
30:41you can always send the boys to me for a feed.
30:44So, right, ate his hair, cut that one, innit?
30:47Yeah, I had that hair, don't you remember?
30:49Yeah, but yours looks like an explosion in a mattress factory.
30:51Mouths lovely, I ain't real good, eh?
30:52We're just doing a bath of beans for charity.
30:54What we're trying, we're about 20 tins short.
30:55That's why we're here.
30:57Charlie's doing a camp out Saturday.
30:58Yeah, it was a bit mad, wasn't it, back in the day?
31:01It was constantly something.
31:02You was getting sponsored for something all the time.
31:05He's having a camp out.
31:07Load of mates coming round.
31:08What about Alan?
31:09Ask Alan to go.
31:11Oh, which mate?
31:12Michael Godgin.
31:13Bradley.
31:14Who else?
31:15Jake.
31:16Oh, Jake.
31:17Oh, Jake, he likes Jake.
31:18Oh, he likes Jake, yeah.
31:20He'll be there, Alan, won't he?
31:21Maybe Alan could camp out instead of the beans.
31:24Oh, well, that's very...
31:26You'd like that?
31:26Look at his little face.
31:28It's lit up there, didn't it?
31:29Oh, yes, please.
31:30I'll camp out with those boys.
31:32Oh, no, not with Charlie.
31:34He's done enough for charity already.
31:36Oh, he doesn't want Alan to come.
31:40After setting up camp with his friend Kay, Alan was keen to see what Jake and the lads were up to in the other garden.
31:49Get yourself in the tent there.
31:51Go on, Alan.
31:53Get in.
31:54Oh, my God.
31:57He's in with all the boys now.
31:59Hi.
31:59Hi.
32:00Hello.
32:00That's what you're like when you flap out to someone.
32:05Oh, no, that's why I'm single, babe.
32:06Jake.
32:07Good timing.
32:08Oh, there's Jake.
32:09Oh, yep.
32:09He's very happy.
32:11Let's do something else, eh?
32:12No.
32:13George's turn.
32:13No, this is a dangerous game, man.
32:15Oh, my God.
32:16Never have I ever done fourth base.
32:21What is fourth base?
32:23What's a base?
32:23One, two, three.
32:26Not round the back.
32:28I don't think it's round the back.
32:29They're barely even 15.
32:31I'm sure Alan can help you, Georgie.
32:33Don't worry, Al.
32:34It's just a game, isn't it?
32:35Oh, poor Alan.
32:37This is a horrible situation to be in.
32:39I'm bored of this now.
32:40Come on.
32:41God, Jake, stick it up for Alan, yeah?
32:43Never change, Alan.
32:44Hello, happy campers.
32:46Oh, did you see that look?
32:48He told him never change.
32:50Alan, you've left poor Kay on her own.
32:53Out.
32:54Kay, you grass.
32:56Absolute party pooper.
32:57Give me that.
32:58Right, all of you, out.
32:59Now, come on.
33:01Oh, they've been caught.
33:03Bottle of whiskey snatched.
33:05Oh, come on.
33:06Georgie.
33:07Oh, Alan giving Jake the eye.
33:11Sorry.
33:11I can't believe this.
33:13You have no idea what's going on in your back garden.
33:15You've got kids in it.
33:16Oh.
33:17Oh.
33:19Oh, my God, Alan.
33:21Oh.
33:22Oh, anyway.
33:23No.
33:24Thank you very much.
33:26Oh.
33:26Oh.
33:27Oh.
33:29Jake and Georgie are snogging.
33:35It's tough, Alan.
33:37Who does that on the drive, though?
33:38Yeah, why are two kids necking on?
33:41I really felt that I had a chance.
33:44She just wasn't the one, darling.
33:46Oh.
33:47Mum just got the wrong idea.
33:49I wasn't talking about Georgie.
33:51Yeah.
33:52We know.
33:52We know, Alan.
33:53I know.
33:55Oh.
33:55Oh.
33:56Oh, what a good friend.
33:58I mean, these days, you'd be pleased to have a gay son, wouldn't you?
34:01Oh, God, yeah, I'm hoping.
34:02Do I tell you what I used to like one time?
34:05With Debbie Addy.
34:07Was it?
34:08Aye, but that's not somebody in school, is it?
34:10I can't think of anybody in school.
34:13I used to fancy the window cleaner in school.
34:16Oh, the window cleaner?
34:17Mm.
34:19Yeah.
34:20I did end up going out with him.
34:22Oh.
34:24In Blackpool...
34:32Tell you what, the kids are getting all excited for Christmas, aren't they?
34:35Yeah.
34:35Pete and his little sister, Sophie.
34:38When they were round here the other day,
34:40Jimmy was saying,
34:42we've got a Christmas tree.
34:43I said, oh, I said,
34:45me and Uncle Ben have put ours up in the other lounge.
34:49Begging me to see it, like, obviously.
34:51I said, yeah, come on then, let's go.
34:52And I've put, I've had maids, two little stockings, one for Ben, one for me, hung on the fire.
35:01Lovely touch.
35:02Match all the colour scheme.
35:04Jimmy takes one look at him and goes,
35:06why have you got two big stinking socks?
35:11I was like, they're not stinking socks, Jimmy!
35:14This week, we were all on the edge of our seats as we waited to find out who was to blame for what on Skye.
35:22Oh, you know what this says, Lev?
35:24What?
35:25Don't blame her, no?
35:27Don't blame her?
35:28It's not that, it's all her fault.
35:30Oh, I thought it was...
35:32I thought it was don't blame her.
35:34So, what's happened?
35:38What have I missed?
35:39So, at the start, child gets kidnapped by a nanny, not his own nanny, another nanny who's got a special interest in him.
35:46She was called Carrie, as it happens, now called Josephine.
35:50Child's now been reunited with his family.
35:53However, we don't know why.
35:55We don't know why it's all happened.
35:57In the programme, they had a flashback to show us how it all started.
36:06Oh, Olivia, Josie had a baby six years ago.
36:09If Josie had a baby, why did she need to steal someone else's?
36:15Oh, look how happy she is, Lee.
36:17She's taking him home.
36:21Come around!
36:22Oh, you faggers!
36:23Oh, fucking hell!
36:24Oh, bloody hell!
36:27Shit!
36:29Oh, now who is in that car?
36:31Is that the mum and the dad of Milo?
36:35No.
36:36No.
36:37No, I heard him.
36:39Oh, no.
36:41Josie's in hospital.
36:43Yeah, but what's happening to the baby?
36:45He was crying.
36:46I'm sorry.
36:47He didn't survive the crash.
36:48Oh, no.
36:50What's she saying?
36:50She heard the baby crying?
36:51Yeah, she said she heard him.
36:53I think that you're confused.
36:54That must have been the other baby.
36:56What?
36:57The other baby.
36:58What other baby?
37:00In the other car.
37:05Are we still six years ago or are we real now?
37:09Real now.
37:10Does the name Josephine Murphy mean anything to you?
37:13Uh-oh!
37:14Josie, what are you doing with the gun?
37:15What are you doing?
37:16Mr Irvine, this is here.
37:17He's my son.
37:21What do you mean he's your son?
37:22Her son died in the car accident.
37:25My name is Josephine Murphy.
37:28What?
37:29No.
37:29They recognise the name.
37:31No, you.
37:31You, you, you, you died.
37:34I didn't.
37:35What?
37:35She died.
37:36They said she died.
37:37Why did they think she died then?
37:39I didn't come here to try to get him back.
37:42Well, what have you come here for then?
37:43I came here because I need you to promise me.
37:45What?
37:46Mother to mother.
37:48That you'll protect Milo.
37:49I am so confused.
37:51I thought she's the baddie.
37:52She didn't sound like a baddie.
37:53No.
37:54From, from what?
37:55From him.
37:56Him.
37:57Oh, why?
37:58What's he doing?
37:59You don't know what he's capable of.
38:01Oh my God, look, look at his face.
38:03He's like, no, please don't, please don't expose me.
38:06What are you hiding?
38:07I know you won't believe me if I tell you,
38:09which is why you have to hear it for yourself.
38:11Shut up.
38:12She's got evidence.
38:13Oh my God.
38:14No.
38:14Oh my God.
38:17Oh, no.
38:18He's shot her.
38:20He did not deliberately them.
38:25He done some at Lee Annie.
38:27She had the evidence there.
38:29Yeah.
38:29Peter, whose, whose baby died in that accident?
38:34Their baby died and he took.
38:37Hers.
38:39Josie's baby.
38:40Yeah.
38:41He was scared and he was cold,
38:43but I couldn't, I couldn't just leave him there.
38:45No, no, no, no, no, no.
38:46So Marlowe is, is Josie's baby?
38:49Poor old Josie has been in the right all along.
38:52You stole her child.
38:54No, I did, I did what I thought was right.
38:57I stole a child, mate.
38:58No matter which way you look at it or cut it down,
39:01you still stole somebody's child.
39:03All this time I thought the kidnapping was my fault
39:05and you let me think it was my fault,
39:07but it was not my fault, it was yours.
39:08Yeah, it did, didn't it?
39:10Change the title, it's all his fault.
39:12It's not all her fault.
39:13We knew it'd never be her fault.
39:15It's always got to be a man's fault.
39:17A bit later, it looked like Marissa
39:19had forgiven her husband, Peter.
39:21Why is she being nice to him?
39:29I couldn't kiss him.
39:31Knowing what she knows, I couldn't.
39:33What's that home for?
39:36Er, I've missed you.
39:38What were that for?
39:39Nat says that when I snog in.
39:41Thinks that I'm up to some of it.
39:42Yeah, I've missed you too.
39:43Peter, never trust a redhead, mate.
39:49Your own thin ice there.
39:55What's she coughing for?
39:56What's he doing?
39:56Oh, what's wrong?
39:57That's how Mel reacts when I kiss her.
39:59Oh, shit.
40:01Er, I didn't check all the allergens.
40:03Oh, she's had some on her lips.
40:05Yeah, she's kissed him.
40:07A deadly kiss, Simon.
40:08I could have had to away my accident.
40:10Fuck, I'm so sorry.
40:11Have you got your EpiPen, Andy, love?
40:13I hope not.
40:17It's like an immediate reaction.
40:20What the fuck?
40:23It's expired.
40:24What?
40:25Oh, shit, it's not working.
40:26It's expired!
40:28Yes!
40:29You always have the emergency kit.
40:34He knows.
40:34It has worked out.
40:35That's true.
40:37I manage your allergy for you.
40:39Right between the lines, I manage your allergy for you.
40:42Amira, remember when you had to use an EpiPen because you had some Parmesan?
40:47Some Parmesan?
40:49Don't make it sound so minuscule.
40:51Like, it...
40:52Imani, I had to be rushed into hospital.
40:54Amira, that was the funniest day ever.
40:57Do you remember, though, when you were, like, when we called the ambulance and they were, like, who's going to come with her?
41:03And none of you wanted to volunteer.
41:05You were, like, oh, I've got to work the next day.
41:08I don't know how long we're going to be there.
41:10You don't know what could have happened to me.
41:12My lips were huge.
41:13They look like Kylie Jenner's lips, bro.
41:15In Glasgow...
41:19We're at Christmas parties.
41:20The worst part about them is, like, yeah, it's that not knowing where the line is.
41:23There's a clear line, mate.
41:24Don't cross it.
41:25Best mates Jake and Callum.
41:27I don't really drink that much.
41:28I doesn't, like...
41:29I never really get to that place.
41:31Never do.
41:31But I've been to some wild Christmas parties where you're just, like...
41:34Anne from Accounts does not do that on a Monday morning.
41:36It's almost like a superhero, right?
41:38They come out, they show you their true powers, and on the Monday you're like, right?
41:42Yeah, back to...
41:43Back to normal.
41:44Back to your spreadsheets.
41:45You know, that's magical.
41:46It's nice.
41:46You know what I mean?
41:47So we glimmer into someone's actual...
41:48It's a glimmer in, and you go, I know I like you, but we don't need to talk about it.
41:52Yeah.
41:53This week, Strictly had something new in store for us on BBC One.
41:57You ready for Strictly?
41:58Ha-ha!
41:59Are you ready?
42:00Oh, good catch.
42:02Nice.
42:03Shall we watch Strictly, and at least there'll be some athletic gaiety?
42:07Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
42:16Where's your bottom gone?
42:17It's over there, you haven't brought it.
42:20It's stook, look, it's on the way to.
42:23Why has it come off?
42:27Because it's cheap plastic, that's why it's come off.
42:29Hey, Soph, do you look like Gloria?
42:33No, you look like that Derek that Ricky with your eyes flies.
42:36Welcome to Street Become Dancing.
42:38We are back from Blackpool and back to business.
42:40Bloody hell, how big's Tessie's hair this week?
42:44That blow-dried MBJ and MacDonald.
42:46Our couples have another chance to improve their position
42:50on the leaderboard when they take on instant dance.
42:54Instant dance? This is new.
42:56What do you mean, an instant dance?
42:57You have to, like, dance now.
42:59Yeah, that's exactly it.
43:01All our couples will be asked to improvise a dance on the spot.
43:04Oh, my God. Improv.
43:05This is ours.
43:06Oh, shit.
43:08Improvisation!
43:10Ha-ha-ha! Yeah!
43:12They're starting to change it, Mary.
43:14Oh, no.
43:15I think the expression is change it up.
43:17No. Oh.
43:18After being assigned their dancers and picking their own costumes...
43:22That's right, yes!
43:23Take that!
43:24Bang!
43:25Trousers!
43:26Trousers are good.
43:27Chaos, this!
43:28What the freak's going on?
43:29It's a bit like it's a knockout, not here.
43:31Yeah.
43:32The dancers had just ten seconds to confer before taking to the dance floor.
43:36No, no.
43:37Flag squirrel!
43:38Oh, come on!
43:40Oh, she's talking through it.
43:42Yeah.
43:43Right.
43:44You do that.
43:45Right.
43:46You do that.
43:47I'm going to do this.
43:48You go over there.
43:49Yeah.
43:50Oh, look at him!
43:52Oh, hello.
43:53Hello!
43:54Yeah, just strip.
43:55That'll confuse him.
43:56I mean, they're just floating round the room at this stage.
44:03He doesn't need to do anything.
44:05That's the thing.
44:06He's just like...
44:07As long as he does this, that.
44:08If I just stay there, she'll lead me.
44:10This is what sounds like when girls cry.
44:14Ooh!
44:15Ooh!
44:16He's done a lift!
44:17All right!
44:19Oh!
44:20Oh, God, he's a strong on the floor!
44:23Honestly, I could have done that.
44:25They've done a couple of forward steps, a couple of backward steps,
44:28side steps, and then, I mean, hoida on the floor.
44:31Well, our final couple!
44:33Amber and Nikita make them to the floor.
44:35I love how Nikita's come dressed as a car wash.
44:38Five, four, three, two, one!
44:43Shit!
44:44Can you fuck him out?
44:46Shit!
44:47You start anything like that, and you'll be fine, innit?
44:48That's how I start doing my taxes.
44:54I would need a good bit of warning
44:56if someone were going to toss me in the air like that
44:58with my legs open, cos it wouldn't end well for them.
45:03Ooh, them ruffles are made for shimmying, aren't they?
45:06When in doubt, you shimmy, innit?
45:07When in doubt, you shimmy.
45:08When in doubt, you shimmy.
45:09When in doubt, you shimmy.
45:10When in doubt, you shimmy.
45:13Oh, yeah.
45:14That's the Shakira dance.
45:18Yeah?
45:19Yeah?
45:20Yeah?
45:21A little, a little, a little way!
45:26Can't you see?
45:27I'm at your feet!
45:30Forever!
45:31Forever!
45:32Forever!
45:33Do it to be together!
45:35They are nailing this!
45:37Yeah, I know.
45:38Got a bit of Shakira going through them.
45:39Forever!
45:40Forever!
45:41Forever!
45:42Forever!
45:43Oh, God!
45:44The thing is, if all else fails, just fling your crotch in someone's face.
45:47Listen, it works, clearly.
45:48If you really feel the way I feel...
45:51Ooh!
45:52Do you want, like, a whipping top?
45:54Oh, yes!
45:55Very slick!
45:59Oh!
46:00Oh!
46:01I think he just took a full to the volleys!
46:04We'll play that game at Christmas!
46:06That'll be fun!
46:07Instant dance!
46:08Give that a whirl!
46:09I've got to tell you, I've not been that interested in Strictly since Ann Whittacombe
46:12was used as a mop to clean the Strictly floor.
46:14Yeah, Matt!
46:15But this has definitely rekindled my interest in it!
46:18Ha, ha, ha!
46:22And next Friday night, Channel 4 is standing up to cancer live!
46:26Catch all the fun and complete frolics from 7.30, including a stand-up to cancer gogglebox special.
46:32A tense family dispute makes for a complex case.
46:36True crime on Channel 4 with 24 hours in police custody.
46:39New this Monday at 9.
46:41Up next, given the past week of Reggie, it's the last leg.
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