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00:00You want to walk in here and throw me a hoe?
00:01He lights a match to the castle that he built.
00:05We'll see how that back do sheesh.
00:08Sheesh.
00:10What the fuck?
00:10What the fuck?
00:12What's up, takers?
00:13I'm Brandon London, and this is What the Take,
00:16where we round up hot takes, hot mics, regrettable comments,
00:20and, of course, all the deranged moments in sports this week.
00:24Big week for calling people hoes in football.
00:27Let's tally them up.
00:30So if you want to walk in here and throw me a hoe,
00:31we'll see how it goes.
00:33That's right.
00:35Lane Kiffin is getting around in the SEC.
00:37Left his main chick of six years, Ole Miss football,
00:41right before the college football playoffs
00:43to jump in a new relationship with his side piece
00:46and Rebels rival LSU in Baton Rouge.
00:49Ditching your team right before a postseason run, bro?
00:53Of course, it's going to rub some people the wrong way.
00:56You're deserting your team, your players,
00:58right before the postseason.
01:00That's not a good look, Lane.
01:02It's just so typical of Lane Kiffin
01:04to do something so utterly destructive.
01:07And what does he do?
01:08What Lane Kiffin always does.
01:10He lights a match to the castle that he built,
01:13and he runs out of town in the middle of the night,
01:16although this was in broad daylight.
01:17Translation, a hoe, gonna be a hoe.
01:22I said, whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe.
01:25This term for a long-handled gardening tool
01:27can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker.
01:31Ken, what's a hoe?
01:32No.
01:33Whoa.
01:34Not to mention, it's a punch in the gut to his players.
01:38Your coach just took off for your rival school?
01:41Oh, he certainly received the send-off that he deserved.
01:45Boo-hoo.
01:46Boo-hoo.
01:47Boo-hoo.
01:48Boo-hoo.
01:49Boo-hoo.
01:50Boo-hoo.
01:51Boo-hoo.
01:52Boo-hoo.
01:53Boo-hoo.
01:54Boo-hoo.
01:55You guys, what are you crying for?
01:57You sound like a bunch of Karens.
01:58You wouldn't even be in the playoffs
01:59if it wasn't for Lane Kiffin.
02:01It's time to move on.
02:03But you know what?
02:04We can't say that there wasn't signs that he was leaving.
02:07Look at the family.
02:08His daughter, Landry, she's an Ole Miss student,
02:11and she's the reason why her dad even stayed at Ole Miss
02:14when Auburn tried to poach him a few years ago.
02:17And back in September,
02:19she and LSU star linebacker Whit Weeks
02:22hard-launched their relationship
02:23the week LSU was playing Ole Miss.
02:26And the post kept rolling.
02:30We got one of the richest team owners in sports crying poor.
02:35I'm assuming you make a profit.
02:36Is that fair as well?
02:37No, it's not fair, actually.
02:40You take a loss?
02:43Don't want to get into it,
02:44but that's not a fair statement or an accurate statement.
02:47You need to, you know,
02:47everybody wants to talk about revenues.
02:49They need to talk about our expenses,
02:51including the $100 million expense to the city of New York
02:53that we have to pay every February 1st,
02:55including the COVID year.
02:57So it all starts to add up in a hurry.
02:58Nobody spends more money, I don't believe,
03:02on player development, scouting, performance science.
03:05So these all start to add up, John.
03:07Okay, Hal, we get it.
03:09It's a private entity.
03:11You're not obligated to show us the books in the Bronx.
03:15And we're all feeling a little financially strapped these days ourselves.
03:20But the New York Yankees are worth an estimated $8.2 billion.
03:25The one thing out of yesterday's discussion by Hal
03:30that caught my attention
03:33is he talked about the competitive balance in the sport
03:37where every fan base wants to have a chance to win.
03:42And he seems concerned about that.
03:45That surprises me
03:47because one of the advantages that the Yankees have
03:51is that they could spend most and more than most teams.
03:56That's $8.2 billion.
04:00The Yankees are the most iconic brand in sports.
04:04That is an absolute insult to our intelligence as fans
04:08to suggest that you guys ain't making no money.
04:12You think the boss was worried about parity in the league?
04:15My man wanted to buy all the stars to win it all.
04:18You're not the Rays, Hal.
04:19You're for damn sure not the Pirates, Hal.
04:22You got the money, allegedly.
04:25And you're concerned with your opponents
04:27not having enough resources?
04:31Open the books.
04:32No team is going to do that
04:33except the Braves who were publicly traded.
04:35But when an owner makes such a claim,
04:37and it's not only Hal who does that,
04:40then the obvious question is,
04:42okay, show us, prove it to us.
04:44Let us see what you are talking about.
04:46And that never happens.
04:47Why does it never happen?
04:49Perhaps because what the owner is saying
04:52cannot be reflected by actual accounting practices.
04:56Your daddy's rolling in his grave right now.
04:58I really hope that he is haunting you in your dreams.
05:01And for the love of God,
05:02before we close this show out,
05:04Jackson Dart,
05:05please go out of bounds.
05:06Or even, don't go out of bounds.
05:08Just slide.
05:09You're a rookie, my man.
05:10You cannot be taking hits like this.
05:13Tiptoe, bro.
05:14Always put silent count under center
05:16and in the shotgun
05:18because of the crowd noise.
05:20So we'll see how that factors.
05:22Peace.
05:23Peace.
05:24All right, takers.
05:25That's all we got for you this week.
05:27But before we go,
05:28we're going to check in with
05:29Ole Miss defensive tackle,
05:31John Seton,
05:32and see how he's adjusting
05:34to his team's coaching change.
05:36All right, guys, bring it up.
05:37Great job this year.
05:38Amazing season.
05:38The best we've ever had.
05:40Moving forward to next year.
05:41Oh, oh, that's me.
05:45Hold on.
05:45Hello?
05:46Bye.
05:47What's up, man?
05:47How we living?
05:48You said how much?
05:49All right, guys,
05:49you know what?
05:53I mean, you understand, right?
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