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00:00Hello, I'm a little lamb.
00:30Feel my soft woolly coat.
00:32Can I feel the coat?
00:33I'm not a baby.
00:34I know you're not a baby.
00:55What can freeze them, man?
00:57It's a joke, innit?
00:59It's like trailing around after a little kid.
01:01You know what?
01:02We're like fucking human nanny cams.
01:04You know what I mean?
01:06It's always the same.
01:07All right.
01:08I'm not a baby.
01:09I'm not a baby.
01:11You know what I mean, man.
01:12If I wanted to get into the toddler security business, I would have applied for it.
01:30You what?
01:31Kiddy close protection. Loads of money in it, mate.
01:42Because you've got your royal babies, right? Then you've got your celebra babies.
01:50Your celebra babies? What?
01:52Oh, fuck off. Babies of celebrities, all right?
01:56Oh.
01:57Yeah?
02:02You gonna go and get her?
02:03No, it's your turn. You go get it, dickhead.
02:06Go on. Get your steps in.
02:08Fuck off.
02:09Hurry up as well. It's freezing.
02:12Wanker.
02:14No bed.
02:22One juice for you.
02:25That's okay.
02:39Oh, my God.
02:40Oh, my God.
02:41Oh, my God.
03:00Okay.
03:01Oh, my God.
03:02We're just gonna go on a little walk, yeah? Yeah? This way. This way. This way. This way.
03:19This way.
03:31Oh, my God.
03:32Go, go, go, go, go.
03:35Oh.
03:38I'm going. I'm going.
03:40Keep going!
03:42Okay, keep going.
03:44No, no, no!
03:52I'm sorry.
04:01Stay with me, stay with me, stay with me.
04:11It's okay, it's okay.
04:13Just stay away, just stay away from us!
04:23Uncle Mike!
04:34You okay?
04:37I've missed you so much.
04:40I have missed you.
04:43The light has shone on you tonight.
04:45But I'll go walking through the darkened streets alone.
04:49The light has shone on you tonight
05:00But I'll go walking through the darkened streets alone
05:06And fall asleep with a smile
05:13Saving my pennies cause the oracle told me so
05:20I've learned to trust my head to turn
05:43Yes?
05:53Hello, who's that?
05:55D.I. Varmer, who am I speaking to?
05:57D.I. Varmer, I'm calling on behalf of Zoe Boehm
06:00Oh, great news
06:01There's no need for the attitude of sh...
06:04She's disappeared
06:05Sorry?
06:06I didn't want this call to be traced
06:08I'm in a phone box
06:09You've no idea how hard it was to find one that wasn't a defibrillator
06:14I have an envelope of very important information
06:18She instructed me to call you if she didn't come home
06:28Uh, right
06:31Um, okay
06:32Elliot!
06:33Yeah
06:34The...
06:35The island that we need is sort of due...
06:38North-west
06:39It's due north-west of this archipelago
06:41Okay, alright?
06:45Come on
06:46Yep
06:47Hang on
06:48We're headed...
06:49North-west
06:50Fuck!
06:55I can't
06:56There's no sign of any...
06:59Any archipelago
07:01Well, there's no sign of anything through these, to be honest
07:03Apart from six inches of salt
07:06Let me out!
07:07Fire stops!
07:12Don't need him
07:15Ah!
07:19Woohoo!
07:26Cover your ears
07:31You were here, weren't you?
07:42Just give me a second
07:57Hello
07:58Hello
08:18Can I keep him?
08:19Chill
08:20Thanks
08:28Distance from tracker
08:411.2 miles
08:43Distance from tracker
08:451.2 miles
08:581.72 miles
08:591.2 miles
09:132.3 miles
09:151.4 miles
09:162.0 miles
09:181. rester
09:193.8 miles
09:212.5 miles
09:234.5 miles
09:244.5 miles
09:264.5 miles
09:27Any clues?
09:39What?
09:40Apart from a big arrow saying, here be dragons.
09:42Fucking.
09:43You all right?
09:44Yep.
09:45Just forgotten how much I fucking hate boat trips.
09:55Sorry, boat.
10:01Didn't mean to be rude.
10:03Oh, shit.
10:06What?
10:10What's happening now?
10:15The engine's stalled.
10:17Yeah, I can see that, Captain Haddock.
10:19But is it broken, or has it just been bloody minded?
10:22Oh, shit.
10:24We're out of fuel.
10:2699% certain.
10:30I'm gonna vomit.
10:32Just keep your eyes on the horizon.
10:35Fuck.
10:41She needs fuel.
10:43Yeah, I know.
10:44Where do you keep it?
10:45I'm telling you.
10:46Don't be a dick.
10:48Fucking allergist.
10:50Zoe, can you look for a can of fuel?
10:54Or we can let him out?
10:58Because I think I've just chucked up a lung, and I want to go back for it.
11:07Okay, okay, okay.
11:09We'll let you out on the condition that you do not mansplain, or patronize us, or treat us like a couple of idiots.
11:15Okay?
11:25Fuel.
11:28The engine's under there.
11:29Yeah, I know.
11:30I know.
11:31I know.
11:32Oh.
11:33Oh.
11:34Oh.
11:35Oh.
11:36Oh.
11:38Oh.
11:40Oh.
11:41Oh.
11:42Oh.
11:43Oh.
11:48Oh.
11:49Oh.
11:50Oh.
11:51I'm sorry we had to, you know, lock you up for a bit.
12:17We'll reimburse you.
12:18You're not too fucking right, you're all.
12:22Look, we really need your help.
12:24Look, we're trying to find this island.
12:28For your honeymoon?
12:31No, look, it's just, it's not on any recent maps.
12:34That's because that technically doesn't exist.
12:37It was robbed by your lot.
12:38Our lot?
12:39The English ministry of the fucking fence.
12:43That is English soil and I won't be setting foot on it.
12:46You don't have to set foot on it.
12:48Just drop us off there.
12:49Oh.
12:50You see, this is how it starts.
12:52The stuck-up Sassanach tells a humble Highlander what to do.
12:57Before you know it, we're controlled by a Minson monarchy.
13:01It's brought us nothing but sorrow and bloodshed since 1707.
13:05Okay, okay.
13:06It's not actually my fault what happened to Scotland, all right?
13:13I'm sorry.
13:15Okay, I'll level with you, all right?
13:17Why?
13:18There's someone on this island that desperately needs our help.
13:21No, there's nobody on that island.
13:23Nothing there.
13:24Nothing but puff and shake.
13:25No, there is.
13:26There is.
13:27There are.
13:28There are people on that island and we, we also have intel that they are doing some very
13:35bad things sanctioned by the English government.
13:40The English.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Still at it.
13:43Bastards.
13:44I knew it.
13:45Why didn't you see?
13:47Whoa.
14:02Whoa.
14:06Whoa.
14:14Whoa.
14:15Whoa.
14:20We're going in completely the wrong direction.
14:22At the risk of mansplaining?
14:24Aye.
14:26Plus, see this compass?
14:28It's been fucked for a decade.
14:45Distance from tracker 132 meters.
15:15Come on.
15:28Come on.
15:40Nev.
15:42He shouldn't have left you in time.
15:44Oh, it's just unprofessional, isn't it?
15:51We've got to go.
15:54Is he after us?
15:59I'll kill the feed.
16:02Okay, baby, come on.
16:04Come on, come on.
16:14I'm here.
16:15Mm-hmm.
16:16I'll kill you.
16:17ROGER
16:18MICHAEL
16:19leaks,
16:19לכ
16:44Where are we going?
16:55Tom, we're safe.
16:56Is there a helicopter coming to get us?
16:58There's a boat, but right now it's too exposed.
17:00Is he coming for us?
17:02Listen, I'm going to take you somewhere to hide, okay?
17:05Come on.
17:14Come on.
17:44Who liked you?
17:59My dead husband.
18:04They hardly knew me.
18:08Yeah, and to be fair, he liked everyone.
18:10That was one of the most irritating things about him.
18:13You're together a long time.
18:16Too long.
18:21And yet, not long enough.
18:23When the lights come on at four, at the end of another year, give me your arm, old toe.
18:39Help me down Cemetery Road.
18:41Oh, do try and keep up.
18:47Who studied English?
18:48That's a Philip Larkin poem.
18:49Oh.
18:50Yeah.
18:51Yeah, of course.
18:52Turned you off by heart.
18:53He quoted it relentlessly.
18:55He was the archetypal bloodhound.
19:02What, once on a trail, he'd never give up.
19:08Big, creased and drooling everywhere.
19:12He'd fall in love with total strangers,
19:14wag his tail and try and solve their unsolvable situations.
19:19You're such a kind man.
19:24Yeah.
19:25At the same time, bit of an idiot.
19:29That's what got him killed.
19:31Sniffing away at a trail he should have known he couldn't finish.
19:34You remind me of him.
19:43What, you just described him as an idiot?
19:45And an old dog.
19:47Dog with a bone, the way you are with Dinah.
19:49That's absolutely what Joe would do.
19:57Well, if you want to cry or shout,
20:02I won't tell anyone.
20:04I just really want to hurt someone.
20:34Do you think we're in the right place?
20:48Sadly, no big sign saying weird off-books facility this way.
20:57We're definitely in the right place.
20:59Oh, my God.
21:01How would you climb up those cliffs?
21:03Maybe it's Spider-Man's boat.
21:06I'll take you around the headland.
21:07It's very choppy.
21:09I'll get you in as far as I can go.
21:12Oh, bloody hell.
21:13No, no.
21:21Oh, well, darn.
21:24Yeah, yeah.
21:25She'll just be a minute.
21:31Well, look, darling, if you pack the EpiPen, there's no reason why she can't visit the city farm.
21:35Just tell her not to lick any livestock.
21:38Thanks, hun.
21:40Hurrah for the beater-cut husband.
21:41I'm kidding.
21:43I love him.
21:44He's the reason I can do what I do.
21:46Uh, yes.
21:47Now, look, we've had a slightly strange email come through the government website to Chesky.
21:52Everyone, can we just huddle in the hub, please?
21:55All right, well, just give us five.
21:57Come on.
21:59Oh, Minister.
22:08Yep, so a source suggests there's some connection between a doctor and overseas MOD activities.
22:15No?
22:16Source also claims that the circumstances surrounding the doctor's recent death were suspicious.
22:25A mystery source, suspicious death, all sounds very vague.
22:30Can you give me the name of the source?
22:32Well, I'd rather think if I were to tell you the name, the source might dry up.
22:35But as a reliable witness, he's police.
22:38The doctor he's referring to is, or was, Isaac Wright?
22:42Do you know him?
22:48I think your mystery source is making mischief.
22:54Hmm.
22:55Hmm.
22:57Okay.
22:59Yeah.
23:00Well, look, Chesky loves a project, so I'll just get her to have a little dig around.
23:03But no, I operate a culture of trust, so.
23:06But of course, if that trust is breached, there are, as I say to my children, consequences.
23:11You know, naughty step, timeouts, prison.
23:17So if anything does show up your end, you will definitely tell us, won't you?
23:20Well, thank you.
23:21Well, oh.
23:22I'll give it a little help.
23:23See you.
23:24Hmm.
23:24Hmm.
23:24Yeah.
23:39Traveling north, traveling north to find you.
23:44Train was beating the wind in my eyes.
23:48Don't you know what I say?
23:51You've really not dropped us any closer?
23:53I thought you'd be the one swimming type.
24:03Sally, stop!
24:05Look.
24:06There's landmines.
24:09Shit, we're gonna have to get Puffin Boy to drop us somewhere else.
24:13No!
24:14Come back!
24:16Slippy fucker.
24:20Sally!
24:21Stop, it's dangerous!
24:22It's bullshit!
24:23They just put those signs there to scare people!
24:27Fuckin' hell!
24:31Nothing at all in my head to say to you
24:35Only the beat of the train I'm on
24:40Nothing I've learned all my life on the way to you
24:45On your love, it's over and gone
24:49But so many miles and so long since I've met you
24:54Don't even know what I'll find when I get to you
24:58But suddenly no
25:00Wait for me!
25:01I know where I belong
25:03It's many hundred miles and it won't be long
25:10It won't be long
25:12It won't be long
25:14There you go
25:15It's a perfect spot for a weird off-book facility
25:18You can feel anything
25:19You're okay?
25:20Yeah
25:21Okay
25:22You okay?
25:42Yeah.
25:44Okay.
25:48You want some water?
25:50No.
25:52I'm gonna go.
26:18Dana?
26:19Dana, stay close, alright?
26:21Mm-hmm.
26:22Are you okay?
26:28No.
26:30I was supposed to be at a hen weekend,
26:32playing stupid, funny games.
26:38What games?
26:40I don't know, like...
26:42Willie Bingo?
26:45Truth or Dare?
26:47Have you ever played Truth or Dare?
26:50Not recently.
26:51You ask questions, like, um...
26:54What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten?
26:57That's easy. I once had a pickle walnut. Never again.
27:02What's your biggest regret?
27:05Taking this job?
27:10What's the bravest thing you've ever done?
27:15Nothing.
27:21What happens to her, after all?
27:33Whatever it is that we're here for,
27:35happens.
27:36She does a long and happy life.
27:53They could be anywhere.
27:56Where are you?
27:58Danny?
27:59Hello?
28:00Oh, Jesus Christ.
28:01What?
28:01Bloody hell, who is that?
28:06What?
28:06What are they doing out there?
28:10Do you know them?
28:13Dinah?
28:20What's that?
28:21Sarah!
28:22Sarah!
28:22Sarah!
28:22What's that?
28:29Dickhead!
28:30Why are you leaving me?
28:31Just kill him!
28:32Dinah!
28:35Dinah?
28:36Hi, Dinah.
28:56Hi, Dinah.
28:58It's okay.
29:01I'm Sarah.
29:03Hi, Sarah.
29:04I've got something for you.
29:16It's from your friend, Ziggy.
29:21It's a bit soggy.
29:31You found her.
29:32It's from your friend, Ziggy.
29:35Hi, I'm Zoe Boehm.
29:38You must be Danny.
29:40I met your charming doctor.
29:42I know what they did to you.
29:43I'm sorry.
29:43I'm sorry.
30:02I'm sorry.
30:03I'm sorry.
30:03You must be sitting there.
30:08Okay, that's him.
30:08That's Robocock.
30:11The psycho from the train.
30:12Don't miss.
30:42Don't miss.
31:12Don't miss.
31:42Don't miss.
31:45Don't.
31:47Don't.
31:49Don't.
31:54Don't.
31:56You're okay?
32:00It's all right.
32:01I'm okay.
32:02It's all right.
32:05Oh, my God.
32:08Yeah.
32:10Oh.
32:16I'll get the corn.
32:18No, no, don't go out.
32:21We'll stay here.
32:21We'll pick us off like a sitting thugs.
32:24Okay.
32:25You take time out.
32:26He doesn't know you're here.
32:28No, we don't have a boat.
32:29When it's safe, you go find his boat.
32:32He must have landed some myself.
32:34The big inflated one penis.
32:37Why the clear?
32:38We saw him.
32:38Wait, there's no path down that cliff.
32:40I'll draw him away.
32:42It's me that he wants.
32:50He's right, Sarah.
32:52It's time.
32:54Baby?
32:55Baby.
32:56We're going to go with Sarah, okay?
32:57No.
32:58No, no, you've got it.
32:59You've got it.
33:00Be strong.
33:01Be brave.
33:02Come on.
33:02Come on, get down.
33:03She's going to look after you now.
33:05Go, go, go.
33:05It's okay.
33:06Go.
33:06It's okay.
33:07It's okay.
33:08It's all right.
33:09It's okay.
33:09You came all this way for her.
33:16You know what to do.
33:20I'll see you.
33:21We've got to go.
33:33Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
33:33Listen.
33:45Go.
33:46I'll see you next time.
33:48I have to go.
33:49Go, go, go, go, go.
41:42Okay.
41:44Okay.
41:46Stand by me.
41:48Stand by me.
41:50Stand by me.
41:52Okay.
42:19Okay.
42:21No, we have to be really brave, okay?
42:25I'll try.
42:26Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
42:45Okay?
42:46Yeah.
42:47Maybe there's a path.
42:52Let me look. Stay here.
42:54I went here.
43:03Oh, God.
43:06Shit.
43:06Don't worry, we're going to have to jump.
43:32Dona, I don't think I can do this.
43:38I don't think I can do this.
43:41I can...
43:42What, are you afraid?
43:49Yeah.
43:52Maybe there's another way down.
43:53Okay.
44:15Three...
44:19Two...
44:24One.
44:32Jim!
44:34One.
44:59One.
45:00One.
45:00One.
45:01One, two, one.
45:02Don't get down.
45:07Are you okay?
45:08You're all right?
45:09Okay.
45:32Hold on tight.
45:50Terry!
45:53We're here!
45:55Come on!
46:02Fuck.
46:32Fuckin' English.
46:42Fuckin' English.
46:47Fuckin' English.
46:59Fuckin' English.
47:14Don't look. Don't look.
47:15Don't look. Don't look.
47:16Don't look.
47:17Get down, Nara! Get down! Get down!
47:27Get down!
47:28Go!
47:30Get down!
47:32Get down!
47:33Get down!
47:41Get down!
47:43I'm the fountain of love
47:44I'm the fountain of land
47:46In the shape of the girl
47:52Oh, girl, you're the bird on the rim, hypnotized by the world.
48:04Treat me, make me feel real, wet your feet in the stream.
48:13James, we're playing his line, love's a two-way dream.
48:26Be me now, return to me.
48:35Tide will show you through.
48:43If you forget my name, you will go astray.
48:53Like a killer whale, trapped in a bay.
49:02I'm a part of sinners, burning under your feet.
49:11You're the one who walks through.
49:20I'm your one-way street.
49:23I'm your one-way street, baby.
49:28I'm your one-way street.
49:32I'm your love street, baby.
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