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00:00You
00:30Why'd you leave the keys up on the table?
00:32Maybe don't create another table!
00:34You wanted to!
00:36You wanted to!
00:38You wanted to!
00:40Why'd you leave the keys up on the table?
00:42You wanted to!
00:44What in the frig?
00:48Car, pull over!
00:50With attitude!
00:56Angels deserve to go!
01:00Oh, you bought the shit in me.
01:04So it's gonna be like that.
01:06So it's gonna be like that!
01:10Car!
01:12Open to-do list!
01:14Add tasks!
01:16Drag Molly Wells to hell!
01:18Close to-do list!
01:20One, two, three!
01:24Father!
01:26Father!
01:28Father into your hands!
01:30I command my spirit!
01:32Father to your hands!
01:34Why have you forsaken me?
01:36You know I got that!
01:38You know I got that!
01:40You know I got that!
01:42You know I got that!
01:44Pull up in the new whip!
01:46Cost me two trips!
01:47I put that roof, Chris!
01:48All in the tulips!
01:49Take vacations on jet!
01:51It's too slick!
01:52Don't bring the bags!
01:53I'll buy you some new fits!
01:54The money!
01:55The fame!
01:56And the price is right!
01:57Everything I dreamed of in the price is right!
01:58Every day I see a dove go inside the light!
02:00That's the diamond shining on the wrist at night!
02:02You see it!
02:04But it ain't so lovely!
02:06I got two things in life!
02:08Trouble and money!
02:10You see!
02:12But it ain't so lovely!
02:14I got two things in life!
02:16Trouble and money!
02:18Trouffle and money.
02:20I got everything you want.
02:22You know I got that.
02:23I got everything you need.
02:24You know I got that.
02:25I got everything you want.
02:26You know I got it.
02:27I got everything you need.
02:28You know I got that.
02:30Wow!
02:31Quite a statement to buy every single billboard
02:35across all of Southern California.
02:37Well, that's how important Molly's message is.
02:39And we didn't buy every single billboard.
02:42We left the ones up for Cirque du Soleil Magique
02:44because art will not die on our watch.
02:46Why a boycott?
02:48Corporate profits are the only thing billionaires care about.
02:50So this is how we're going to get their attention.
02:52We're going to hit them where it hurts.
02:54Oh!
02:55Excuse me.
02:57Nice work.
02:58This is amazing.
02:59I'm sorry I'm working from home today.
03:01I just want to give Arthur a little bit of space at the office.
03:05Sure.
03:06And as your co-worker,
03:07I'm thankful for you discreetly handling that breakup.
03:10But as your friend,
03:11you're going to have to butter this scone girl
03:13because it's tea time so spilled.
03:14There's nothing to spill.
03:15We both tried.
03:17We're just two very different people.
03:19Arthur uses suave two-in-one shampoo,
03:22and my haircut was recently declared
03:24a public art landmark by Lokma.
03:26What?
03:27I mean, you always knew you were different.
03:29Was there something specific that happened?
03:31We just weren't working.
03:33There's nothing specific I can think of.
03:35Momo.
03:36It's time for my rub-in.
03:37Oh, Mauro.
03:38Hi.
03:39You're here.
03:40This is Sophia from work.
03:41We're working.
03:42Oh, I'm so sorry to interrupt.
03:43It's just that you got really imbalanced yesterday
03:45when I did my own sunscreen.
03:46You said, you do the rub-ins.
03:47That's crazy.
03:48I mean, I would never say that to another adult, which he is.
03:53I mean, he can vote.
03:54Even though he wrote in shabuzzi for president, but...
03:56All right, I'm gonna let you goddesses vibrate.
03:57Thanks.
03:58Oh, my God.
03:59Oh, there is no need to be embarrassed.
04:00I mean, my God.
04:01What is this next number?
04:02What is this number?
04:03I mean, you said, you do the rub-ins.
04:04You said, you do the rub-ins.
04:05That's crazy.
04:06I mean, I would never say that to another adult, which he is.
04:09I mean, he can vote.
04:11Even though he wrote in shabuzzi for president, but...
04:14All right, I'm gonna let you goddesses vibrate.
04:17Thanks.
04:18Oh, my God.
04:19Oh, there is no need to be embarrassed.
04:22I mean, my God.
04:23What is this next number?
04:24What does this next smell like?
04:27Leather?
04:28Trees.
04:29Leather trees.
04:30You're right.
04:31Who cares if he's young and hot and built like a brick shithouse?
04:36No one questions a wealthy older man if he's dating a beautiful younger woman.
04:40No, of course they don't.
04:41There is a terrible double standard there.
04:43In some ways, you could say this is an act of feminist resistance.
04:47Totally.
04:48You are flipping gender roles on their head.
04:50I mean, I'm kind of a trailblazer.
04:52Maybe even a hero.
04:53And women need to support other women.
04:55Mauro!
04:56Can Sophia smell your neck?
04:58Yeah.
05:05Nikki Bear, I'm worried about Arthur.
05:08You know, since he and Molly broke up, he hasn't been in the office.
05:12What are you talking about?
05:13He's right there.
05:14That's not Arthur.
05:15Oh.
05:16Really?
05:17Oh.
05:18Yeah, sometimes I have trouble telling white faces apart.
05:21They call it beige blindness.
05:23But maybe Arthur just needs some space.
05:25No, he doesn't.
05:26You know, when I went through my breakup, I needed to be carried in a warm basket of love
05:30and support.
05:31Listen, Arthur's a sad middle-aged straight guy.
05:33Let's just let him watch YouTube videos until he joins the militia.
05:37Then he's their problem.
05:38Well, Nicholas, you know he needs us.
05:40Fine, let's go.
05:44Ainsley, cancel my lunch order.
05:46I am so sorry, Sarah.
05:58What are you doing?
05:59Uh, I'm just doing a little origami.
06:02Yeah, learned all about it while I was surfing in Japan.
06:05Just wanted to make something for you.
06:07Aww.
06:08You didn't have to do that.
06:10I wanted to.
06:11Seeing you work today was so incredible.
06:14You're so grounded, but also so beautiful.
06:18Just like this unicorn.
06:21Wow.
06:23That only took you two hours, huh?
06:26Mm-hmm.
06:28You're so welcome.
06:29Um, so what do you want to do tonight?
06:31Well, actually, I was thinking that maybe I could, uh, invite a couple of my friends over
06:37so they could come meet you.
06:39Oh, wow.
06:41Like a spur-of-the-moment Wednesday night meet and greet.
06:45Yeah, babe.
06:46Would you be cool with that?
06:48Would I be cool with that?
06:50Oh.
06:51I am so cool.
06:54I am freezing.
06:56I'm like, uh, an ice cream papa.
07:00I'm cold as ice.
07:03Ugh.
07:05So, is that a yes?
07:07Oh, that's a yes.
07:08Yeah.
07:09Okay, great.
07:10This can't be good.
07:15I cannot be the one to find another dead body.
07:18At a certain point, it does not look like a coincidence.
07:21Oh.
07:23Hey, pals.
07:25What are my main guys doing here?
07:27What have you worried about?
07:28You haven't been to work.
07:30That is so sweet of you.
07:33But I am so fine.
07:35I've been cranking away on this really, really, really cool project.
07:38Come on in.
07:39Uh...
07:49Doing a little spring cleaning?
07:52Nope.
07:53Even better.
07:54I'm going through my whole life to try to find the exact moment I became such a sad, pathetic, dumpable loser.
08:03Why do you have this photo of a scarecrow holding a bowl of old cottage cheese?
08:08Oh!
08:09That's my mom holding me at my first communion.
08:11Oh.
08:12Huh.
08:13And then I'm like, don't tell me I'm reheating FKA twigs nachos.
08:18This fit is reworked, upcycled, vintage Abercrombie.
08:23You're the one wearing skinny jeans.
08:25Cooked.
08:31Oh, totally Zoe.
08:33Isn't Molly the best?
08:35She's like, super important charity person.
08:38No cap.
08:39Legit.
08:40Yes, it is in fact legitimate, Jaden.
08:43Tell me, what is it that you do?
08:45Oh, I'm a brand reverence moment creator.
08:47And I'm a bed rot influencer.
08:50I'm so sorry.
08:51Are you sick?
08:52No.
08:53It's a radical form of self-care where you lay in bed and look at your phone all day.
09:00We're reclaiming depression by monetizing it.
09:03Oh.
09:04And, uh, how about you Abe?
09:08What's your story?
09:09Oh, no, no, no, no.
09:12What do you do?
09:14Did I say something wrong?
09:16Is everything okay?
09:18Okay, so Abe has social spotlight anxiety.
09:21You can't ask him direct questions.
09:23What?
09:24It's okay.
09:25He just needs to, like, re-regulate for a second.
09:27Let's all look away.
09:39Gang, I have a fun idea of how we can all hang out.
09:44What if we all go to my screening room to watch a movie?
09:49Um, contractually, I'm not able to consume any content unless I'm bed rotting.
09:55Yeah, babe.
09:56Actually, I'm not much of a movie guy.
09:58I'm just, like, kind of desperate.
10:01Agree, like, make movies shorter and smaller and worse.
10:05I need you to get me a coconut water immediately.
10:08Go, go, go, go.
10:10Go, go, go.
10:21Oh, my God.
10:22This is it.
10:24This is me in the summer of 1997 at Edgefest.
10:28I am about to see my favorite band in the entire world, the Goo Goo Dolls.
10:33Nope, too sad.
10:34Gotta go.
10:35Nope, if I have to listen to this white story, so do you.
10:37That's my friend Conrad.
10:39So we're tailgating and foaming at the mouth to hear Iris live.
10:43And then this crazy thing happened.
10:45The guy in the car next to us asks us if we want to do crack.
10:49What?
10:50Oh, crack is a crystalline form of cocaine.
10:53You might know it as snow or apple jack.
10:55Arthur, I know what crack is.
10:56I'm wondering where the hell this story's going.
10:58So I say no immediately, right?
11:00Conrad says yes, and he gets into the car with the guy.
11:06I freak out and drive home.
11:09What happened to Conrad?
11:10Did he die?
11:11Did he miss Iris?
11:12That's the thing.
11:13Nothing bad happened to Conrad.
11:16He lives an amazing life because he kept taking risks.
11:21He got an eyebrow ring.
11:22He moved to Costa Rica.
11:24He married a woman named Marisa.
11:27Why are you telling us this?
11:29Because, don't you see?
11:31Look, in every photo since, I am wearing khakis.
11:36This concert was the day that I chose to live defensively.
11:41That I chose to be this boring beige guy.
11:46The kind of guy that Molly would dump.
11:50And honestly, I can't blame her.
11:53Arthur, you are being way too hard on yourself.
11:56You're talking crazy.
11:57No, I'm not.
11:59In fact, I've never felt so sane in my entire life.
12:05Oh, my God.
12:07And I know exactly what I need to do.
12:12Crack.
12:13Oh, wow.
12:15I am so glad you convinced me to stay.
12:20Let's do crack.
12:23Russia?
12:24It's not even a country, Zoe.
12:26Hey, are you serious?
12:27That's hilarious.
12:28Oh, yeah.
12:32Mm-hmm.
12:36Hey, Molly.
12:37Hey.
12:38Could I ask you for some advice as a woman who's,
12:41well, I don't want to say older.
12:43As a woman who likes movies?
12:46Yeah.
12:47Okay.
12:48Sure, Zoe.
12:49Okay.
12:50So, like, I'm just having, like, really bad phobo.
12:52Okay, I'm gonna have to stop you right there.
12:54I have no idea what phobo is.
12:56Is that a female hobo?
12:58Oh.
12:59You're not supposed to say that word.
13:01But it's okay.
13:02I forgive you.
13:03You're from a generation where it was okay to say slurs.
13:05I don't think I am.
13:07Phobo is fear of better options,
13:09which I'm totally having with Jaden and Abe right now.
13:12Oh.
13:13I think I understand what you're saying.
13:15So, you like both of them?
13:17Yeah, because I've been talking to Jaden,
13:20and he's, like, really sweet.
13:22But I've been hanging out with Abe,
13:24and the sex is, like, crazy.
13:29Really?
13:30Wow.
13:31I know what you see in him.
13:33I can see most of his bones.
13:36And, like, he, like, still, like, re-regulate, like,
13:39my pussy.
13:40I mean, I think I've heard enough.
13:42I respect your boundary.
13:43Okay.
13:44So, what do you think I should do?
13:46Uh, let me give you some advice, Zoe.
13:50Um, it's human nature to be attracted to new things.
13:56But you have to be careful giving up what you think
13:59is the boring thing
14:02for the shiny thing.
14:05Because sometimes the shiny thing
14:09is actually the boring thing.
14:12Oh, my God.
14:14That made no sense.
14:16Do you have dementia?
14:17Honestly?
14:18I hope so.
14:20Because I would love to forget everything
14:22you've said tonight.
14:33Oh.
14:34Well, I got it.
14:37One very impressive you can get drugs that fast.
14:40Secondly, we can't be giving Arthur drugs.
14:42He needs friends, not a mule.
14:43I know that.
14:44I just crushed up some of Molly's vaginal probiotics.
14:47Okay?
14:48I'm not gonna waste good drugs on Arthur.
14:50Okay?
14:51So you're, like, giving him a placebo.
14:53Exactly.
14:54He just needs to think that he did something crazy,
14:57and then this meltdown will be over,
14:59and he can finally put on some pants.
15:01Ooh, I love being best friends with someone so manipulative.
15:04Mm-hmm.
15:05I won't say anything at all,
15:08so why don't you slide?
15:10Oh.
15:11Hey, why don't you slide?
15:15Oh, wow.
15:16There it is.
15:17Okay.
15:18This is happening.
15:19Mm-hmm.
15:20Wow, this dance with Mama Coca
15:21has been a long time coming.
15:24Oh, yeah.
15:25Sorry.
15:26I couldn't actually find you any crack,
15:27but I did find you this new designer drug.
15:30It's called a verse
15:33because it'll take your mind
15:35to a whole new universe.
15:37Universe?
15:38That's why they call it that.
15:40Okay.
15:41Okay.
15:42Well, here we go.
15:45Mm-hmm.
15:46Time for Daddy's Spice.
15:49Oh.
15:51Yeah.
15:52Oh, no, no, no.
15:53That's how he thinks you do drugs?
15:56Is that too much?
15:57Woo!
16:00Yay!
16:01Yay!
16:02Ow!
16:04That was for you.
16:05Hey, hey.
16:06Can I talk to you for a second?
16:07Yeah, hey, babe, what's up?
16:08Um, it's just kind of been a long night.
16:10Oh, you tie-tie?
16:11Yeah, I'm tie-tie.
16:12It's 1130.
16:13If I go to bed now, I'll only get 13 hours.
16:15Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.
16:16Yeah, we've partied enough.
16:17You want me to get everyone out of here?
16:18Oh, would you?
16:19Yes.
16:20All right, folks.
16:21Aloha for the super chill kickback.
16:22Vibes have been purr,
16:23but it's time to pack things up.
16:24All right, folks.
16:25It's time to pack things up.
16:26All right, folks.
16:27All right, folks.
16:28Aloha for the super chill kickback.
16:29Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.
16:31Yeah, we've partied enough.
16:32You want me to get everyone out of here?
16:34Oh, would you?
16:35Yes.
16:36All right, folks.
16:37Aloha for the super chill kickback.
16:39Vibes have been purr,
16:41but it's time to pack things up.
16:43Aw.
16:44Because our second location
16:46is the Elefante rooftop.
16:48Oh, my God.
16:49So, call the Uber Blacks
16:50because things are about to get
16:51loco crazy bananas.
16:54Second location?
16:55Are you going to?
16:57Yeah, babe.
16:58I'm not going to go to sleep.
16:59Yo, Mauro, the car's two minutes away.
17:00Okay.
17:01I'll see you soon.
17:02Oh.
17:03All right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
17:04Bye, Molly.
17:05Good luck with that dementia, honey.
17:06Thank you, Molly.
17:19This is insane.
17:20He's taking like six separate trips to Toronto.
17:22I mean, who in their right mind, whatever?
17:24Shh.
17:25You guys hear that?
17:28Oh, wow.
17:30I think the verse is hitting my bloodstream.
17:35I can hear the world's heartbeat.
17:37Wow.
17:38You must feel so connected to the universe right now.
17:40I do.
17:41Can you hear it?
17:43Ba-boom.
17:45Ba-boom.
17:47Ooh, super cool.
17:49You must be really tripping, huh?
17:51Uh-huh.
17:52Yeah.
17:53Whoa.
17:54Oh, my God.
17:56You guys, look at this.
18:01Can you believe that somebody actually made this?
18:04Yeah.
18:05Yeah.
18:06The color and the textures and the feel of it.
18:10And the buttons.
18:13Input.
18:15In-put.
18:17In-put.
18:18Okay.
18:19Seems like you have reached that breakthrough you were looking for.
18:23So, maybe now it's time for you to go to bed.
18:27Mm-hmm.
18:28Sleep.
18:29Nicholas.
18:30I'm finally awake.
18:32Oh, my God.
18:35Look how beautiful it is outside.
18:39Nature is a gift.
18:41And we trap ourselves in these beige walls.
18:45These khaki cages.
18:47Okay.
18:48We're not mole people.
18:50Wait.
18:51No.
18:52No.
18:53No, no, no, no, no.
18:54We're explorers.
18:55Hey, Arthur, where are you going?
18:59We're explorers!
19:00Moana!
19:05Come on.
19:06We gotta help him.
19:07We might hurt him, Phil.
19:08Should we just call an Uber?
19:09Woo!
19:30When I saw my baby, I knew all alone.
19:38I wanted to hold you and take you back home.
19:46Who could know?
19:49We will be in love.
19:50We will be in love.
19:59Oh.
20:00Suave two-in-one.
20:02Sailor secret.
20:03I feel you, Gaia!
20:16Thank you for letting me get close to your breasts!
20:20I cannot be doing this much cardio.
20:21I'm in ketostis right now.
20:22I can't believe we passed seven VOBA places on the way here.
20:25We gotta get a grip as a society.
20:27There you are.
20:29I've just had the most beautiful revelation.
20:32Oh, great.
20:33I'm so happy for you.
20:34Let's go home.
20:35My blinders are off.
20:37Everything is so clear to me now.
20:40God, I feel so good!
20:43My heart is really racing.
20:45Like...
20:47God, it's like really racing.
20:49It's like I'm like...
20:50It's like I can't, like, get the air out of my...
20:54Oh, shit.
20:55Oh, shit.
20:56Am I OD'ing?
20:57Oh, no.
20:58That's what's happening, isn't it?
20:59Oh, my God, I need Narcan.
21:01Please!
21:02I can't die.
21:03I've only been to Toronto, like, six times.
21:06Please!
21:07I've never tried tea before.
21:08I don't even know what it tastes like.
21:10Arthur, you're not on drugs!
21:11What are you talking about?
21:12You're not on drugs!
21:14It...
21:15It's all in your head, man.
21:16What are you talking about?
21:17I'm not on drugs!
21:18I free-based a kilo averse!
21:20Those were crushed-up probiotics for premenopausal women, okay?
21:24And this is just an extremely powerful placebo effect.
21:30What?
21:33So then what is this?
21:36Are you guys just making fun of me?
21:38No, Arthur, we just didn't want you to do crack.
21:41We were trying to protect you.
21:43By lying to me?
21:45Like I'm a joke?
21:46No, no, we-
21:47That's really fucked up, you guys.
21:52I should just go home.
21:54Hey, babe.
21:55What are you doing?
21:56Um...
21:57Um...
21:58I...
21:59was just birding.
22:04It's a little something I used to do.
22:05At night?
22:06Yeah.
22:07I didn't see any birds, though.
22:08I did catch a threesome in a hot tub.
22:09Huh.
22:10Yeah.
22:11I watched to make sure no one drowned.
22:13All good.
22:14That's cool.
22:15So...
22:16Did you have fun tonight?
22:17Oh.
22:18Yeah.
22:19Like too much fun.
22:20Yeah.
22:21Yeah.
22:22Yeah.
22:23Yeah.
22:24Yeah.
22:25Yeah.
22:26Yeah.
22:27Yeah.
22:28Yeah.
22:29Yeah.
22:30I did catch a threesome in a hot tub.
22:31Huh.
22:32Yeah.
22:33I watched to make sure no one drowned.
22:34All good.
22:35That's cool.
22:36So...
22:37Did you have fun tonight?
22:38Oh.
22:39Yeah.
22:40Like too much fun.
22:41Yeah.
22:42Yeah.
22:43Tonight was a movie.
22:44What?
22:45Okay.
22:46Wait.
22:47You guys say you don't like movies.
22:48But...
22:49A fun time is a movie?
22:50I love the way your mind works.
22:52Yeah.
22:53I love the way your mind works.
22:55Yeah.
22:56I love the way your mind works.
22:58Yeah.
22:59I love the way your mind works.
23:01Yeah.
23:02I love the way your mind works.
23:04Always searching.
23:10Can we just go to bed?
23:11Yeah.
23:12Yeah.
23:13Of course.
23:14I mean you're already in your jammies.
23:15And you look so cute.
23:28Have you heard from Arthur I'm really worried about?
23:31No.
23:32And I've tried everything.
23:33I even thought about texting him.
23:34You should have never lied to him about those drugs.
23:36And you should have never brought me out there.
23:38To the valley?
23:39My hair still smells like tater tots.
23:40Hey guys.
23:41Oh my god.
23:42Thank god.
23:43Can I talk to you again about last night?
23:45Arthur we are so sorry.
23:47No no no.
23:48I'm the one who should apologize.
23:50I did a lot of thinking last night.
23:52And you two were just trying to take care of me.
23:55To come over like that and make sure I was okay.
23:59That means a lot.
24:01And I have never been so happy to see a man in pleated khakis.
24:05Well they're back because of the revelation I had on the baseball field.
24:09Okay but Arthur you weren't really on drugs last night.
24:12Which is how I know I experienced something real.
24:15A calm washed over me and I realized I like my khakis.
24:21I like my plain bagels.
24:23I like that I don't know what Sidney Sweeney is.
24:25But I'm sure it's a fun place to visit.
24:27Trust me if you ever get to go you'll never want to leave.
24:31The point is sure I'm never going to be the kind of guy that Molly ends up with.
24:36But that's okay.
24:38I'm happy with who I am.
24:41You should be Arthur.
24:43Totally.
24:44And listen I'm not allowed to officially disagree with any decision Molly has made.
24:49But I think she might have taken the wrong turn here.
24:54I don't know.
24:56Maybe the three of us chillaxing at my pad.
24:59That could become kind of a regular thing.
25:01I don't know.
25:02My weeks get pretty busy.
25:03And I simply do not want to do that.
25:05Cool.
25:06Not a big deal.
25:07I'll just put that idea away in the old circular file.
25:10We are glad you're back.
25:12Things can finally get back to normal around here.
25:14Oh.
25:15Mhmm.
25:18Uh.
25:19Who are those guys?
25:29What is going on?
25:41I don't care if he's in a meeting.
25:44Go get him.
25:45We need a lawyer right now.
25:46Sophia what is going on?
25:48Molly you're going to want to go to your office.
25:50Now.
25:51Will you tell him to call me as soon as he's finished?
26:00Luciana.
26:01Ciao Bella.
26:03Oh.
26:04Um.
26:05Please to close the.
26:06Uh.
26:07How you say.
26:08Um.
26:09Swinging.
26:10Uh.
26:11Wall flap.
26:12We both know you know how to say door Ashley Kate.
26:20Because you're Delaware trash.
26:23Not Italian trash like you claim.
26:25Ding dang dong.
26:27Ding dang dong.
26:30You know what that sound is?
26:32I don't know all the farts you had for breakfast.
26:35Nope.
26:36It's wedding bells.
26:37John and I are getting married next week.
26:40I always find it so heartwarming when two.
26:43How you say.
26:44Psychopaths.
26:45Mm.
26:46Get together.
26:47We're going to be one big happy family.
26:50John.
26:51Me.
26:52And my little babies.
26:54Ew.
26:55Are you pregnant?
26:56No.
26:57I can't have kids.
26:58There was a chemical spill in my town so.
27:01Me and the other girls from chlorofluorovalley high school.
27:04We grew up juiceless.
27:05Juiceless you say?
27:07Is that the official medical term?
27:09John's companies are my children.
27:11And this little boycott of yours?
27:13Molly, you're messing with my kids.
27:16John's become close, personal, bribery friends with the president.
27:22So that means I can call the White House anytime I want and ask for anything I want.
27:28And what I want this morning is for them to shut your ass down.
27:34Oh.
27:35Well, good luck with that because I have a team of lawyers and I happen to have Erin Brockovich on retainer.
27:41Just for goofs.
27:42Well, you better call Saul because this little foundation of yours, it's engaged in criminal activity.
27:49That's a lie.
27:50Is it?
27:51Check your website, Molly.
27:53Diversity, equity, women.
27:57Those are bad words, Molly.
27:59Those are un-American words.
28:01You say you want to help the underserved communities.
28:04Well, what about the served ones?
28:07They get nothing?
28:08That is discrimination.
28:10And that's illegal, bitch.
28:13Uh-oh.
28:14Ho-ho.
28:15Ho-ho.
28:16Ho-ho.
28:17Ho-ho.
28:18Ho-ho-ho.
28:19Ho-ho-ho.
28:20Ho-ho-ho.
28:21Oh, I hope you still come to the wedding.
28:24It's going to be so beautiful.
28:27An ice sculpture with my naked body coming out of clamshell but covered boobies so is tasteful.
28:36Mm-hmm.
28:37Mwah.
28:38Arrivederci.
28:39Ciao, Bella.
28:40Assobucco.
28:41Ciao.
28:42Ciao.
28:43Arrivederci.
28:44Ciao, Bella.
28:45Assobucco.
28:46Ciao.
28:47Ciao.
28:48Arrivederci.
28:49Merda.
28:50That's life.
28:51That's life.
28:52That's what all the people say.
28:56You're riding high in April, shot down in May.
29:11But I know I'm gonna change that tune.
29:12When I'm back on top, back on top in June.
29:26I said that's life.
29:27I said that's life.
29:28That's life.
29:29That's life.
29:31And as funny as it may seem, some people get their kicks stomping on a dream.
29:41But I don't let it, let it get me down.
29:46Cause this fine old world, it keeps spinning around.
29:52I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king.
30:00We'll get you later.
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