Florida Lady Steals Pleasure Device

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Florida woman who was arrested for stealing a pleasure device from Walmart and check out some reviews of they toy!

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00:00all right up next is spontaneous how unhot is she okay i'll have to um throw this out on x after i

00:14tell you about it but a florida woman tried to use a five finger discount for an unusual item

00:23that packs a buzz okay if you know what i mean yep it's according to the polk county sheriff's

00:28office uh the other day about 403 in the afternoon tammy marie myers 50 years old okay 50 year old

00:39name tammy tried to exit a walmart at the walmart can i ask a question yep tammy marie is that middle

00:46name or is her first name tammy marie oh my goodness um doesn't look like it's hyphenated at all it looks

00:52like it's first middle last okay tammy marie myers all right so it's tammy tammy not tammy marie

00:58no okay i needed that information oh my god yeah that does change a lot tammy apparently stole

01:03a plus one bullet vibrator oh my god valued at 15 dollars oh wow she loved about three to four

01:15minutes of juice uh polk county sheriff deputy responded to the scene and arrested 50 year old

01:21myers myers myers was booked into the sheriff's processing center she has four prior theft convictions

01:29one of them was as well for a sex toy holy crap she's horny so the question is how unhot

01:40is this horny tammy is this horny tammy oh man i mean it's got to be so bad she has not been

01:48pleasured at all by anyone in between two arrests you know would it help if you saw this device shall

01:57we look it up sure is the plus one is that for two people like is that what it's called the plus one

02:05it's like for you and your partner i wonder if it's like inside and the top plus one bullet bullet

02:13is it got like something extra to it oh no no it's just a vibrating bullet it's definitely not for two

02:20they're showing it right next to that lady's ass though is it oh no that's there no that's there

02:24what is that their uh spark arousal serum this makes a difference on what your score is yes

02:30of course but that does make sense if it's for two people it's not for two people no i mean

02:39i just didn't know she had a partner maybe she's trying to do some solo

02:42i don't know why they call it the plus one i guess plus one

02:47it's you plus one them it's this that's your plus one yeah this vibrating i'm bringing someone

02:54with me oh he's got a usb yeah recharge plus one's the name of the brand yeah probably hard to

03:01find that cord is my guess these days um all right powerful i'm gonna go

03:08wouldn't you be worried about losing this in you i don't think you put it in you

03:13oh you just on the old this on the old how long is it it's not doesn't look that long it's tiny it's

03:20only three inches it's just for the what's tiny about that

03:27you're gonna lose it johnny nobo you're gonna lose it inside of you how could you even find that

03:32thing a little peanut sorry you know i mean it's maybe it can tease the edges a bit

03:39yeah so she's just using it on her slit torus if you will

03:43rhymes yeah yeah we got it you know i think everybody knows what you meant with that

03:48dave that was a court i don't know where it is but i know what it is yeah okay yes yeah she is uh

03:55she's not great uh no pleasure other than self um tammy 50 i'm gonna go with a little extra pounds

04:05some extra pounds and i'm gonna go with uh should have got the hair done probably a month ago

04:13uh not a lot of showers so chubby bad dye job short two wow okay and jason so two means

04:28like super not now we're just gonna keep it like yeah zero is bad and ten is yeah yeah okay just a

04:34two see i don't i think she's skinny skin and bones skin and bones saggy okay gray hair oh wow like

04:42uh like uh looks 80 but it's actually 50 good call good call it is after some self-pleasure with

04:48uh yep jason size vibrator i'm thinking that this is a well-fed horny lady your number two different

04:55looks uh three okay okay so to recap here and again i'm gonna put this out x.com slash dave and chuck

05:01look for it in just a moment uh chuck believes she gets no pleasure but from herself uh tammy with

05:08extra pounds bad hair no showers and short gave her a two who's it gonna be who's gonna be jason's

05:13on the board with a skinny saggy gray yeah it's self-pleasure of three inches like himself

05:19gives it a three yep real good guess you ready for this yep oh my hi jason's jason's on it

05:30jason okay only because you described her as 50 looking 80 i think it's a combination

05:36bad hair got a wide right you nailed this she should have had her hair done a couple yeah yeah

05:41months ago yeah there's it's kind of we're kind of like you both are correct we made us we made a

05:49super horny walmart lady if we combined our efforts uh x.com it's not great though and i don't want to

05:57see her pleasure herself we all know what she sounds like oh yeah yeah lots of cigarettes

06:07i'm almost there

06:10oh don't say i'm almost there oh god it ran out of juice

06:18you better keep that one plugged in

06:19oh rough i don't like that eyes close together to picture her in the shower i can't thank god i

06:28can't that's the thing about that plus one is it was all about the

06:33waterproof you're able to use it in the bath or shower right so just imagine on her body the water

06:38cascading down it goes over her breasts and down over her belly well then the suds get stopped

06:46because i think she has a huge bush oh my god almighty jason collection of suds too much

06:53like a loofah i think he's on to something you guys you're trying to think about her bush

06:58i'm just gonna see if there's any more like of her like images it's just that head and shoulders

07:04thank god it's all you need i guess but yeah uh first time i think you both have been right in your

07:12own way yeah it's true combined neither one of us nailed it but we had we kind of know

07:20you know you kind of knew um this lady said you guys are wrong about that vibrator i have it myself

07:26and it's perfect to use during penetration with a partner because of its size so she must like to

07:31be really filled up oh yeah she's out with old uh peter pencil dick she needs a little more

07:37plenty of room in there look she puts it in first with him with him oh like straps it enters with

07:44it straps it to you yeah you can put a full-size one in there i'll sneak it in yep i have that vibrator

07:55it's great yeah getting a lot of reviews are coming in oh yeah there's a lot the plus ones well worth

08:00the 15 bucks 15 bucks seeking me too nice a pleasure

08:10oh man oh yep darn it i just for 15 bucks how great can the motor be i agree but i mean

08:18ancient technology yeah that's true power up anything that's true find a tutorial or something

08:23tutorial yeah there's gotta be some action videos reviews how to use oh look at that old hand holding

08:31it that's like an 80 year old hand this is what i use do you want to read her no go ahead

08:38this mini bullet is a stress reliever it's discreet and compact it gets the job done i call it my pocket

08:46please easy to charge cute little design in my favorite color purple of course

08:55of course i'll probably get my girlfriend's these stocking stuffers

09:00it's gonna be a hell of a night she's been in some sort of gang fight too oh

09:06a big scar yeah i don't even think that's a scar i just think that is dawn and i don't think that's

09:14a mole either i think it's a blood blister from using this thing oh my god got a full grip old old

09:21hands i mean small but mighty yep i've been oh here you go here you go a little video well i think they're

09:29just showing it charging they're not showing it in people it's amazon for god's sakes yeah that's true

09:36show it in people show it in people i mean i don't know though i mean i'd be is this dawn again

09:44no it's a dude it's a dude you know where he's using okay you want to read his

09:49this massager is very soft and effective for handling any massaging needs it's small and

09:59flexible space is big and small it's for space is big and small encourages you to have fun with

10:09multiple vibration levels and a pulsing option as well it's rechargeable and long lasting

10:17that guy who does that why you take a picture of a vibrator in your hand and do your review i don't

10:27like it or that is a that's not a that's not a meaty lady's hand right no it's patrick jr that's

10:35patrick's hand does he have like double jointed thumbs i can't do that it's really bent he does

10:42have double jointed thumbs god knows what he does with them i know exactly where he puts that this

10:48lady says i have it in purple i love that thing i named mine bonnie oh yes she put the laugh on there

10:57she really oh yeah yep

11:02yeah these things are masturbating a lot of different people they are a lot of our listeners

11:06you know are masturbated oh my god yeah very affordable well think about it i mean that's i mean

11:11affordability check convenience walmart check check i get my milk my eggs my vibe is i wonder if

11:20that's their cheapest one because i have to think that if you have the cheapest one at walmart

11:26then you do incredibly well like it's volume yes yeah volume pretty soon they're probably gonna have

11:31them gum mints vibes oh yeah yeah well if you get a certain amount of gum they give it to you

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