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00:01Truth or dare?
00:04Truth?
00:06How would you act?
00:08If you had nothing to lose?
00:10Nothing to lose?
00:12You could do whatever you wanted.
00:15Easier.
00:17I'd be who I really am.
00:21Well, who's that?
00:23That's two questions, ain't it, Byram?
00:25Truth or dare?
00:31Dare?
00:34Every time?
00:37Why?
00:39The thrill of it.
00:42It's like where it hides.
00:44I'm scared of him, but not because I'm gonna fall.
00:47Whenever I get up high, I have this overwhelming urge to just...
00:52leap off.
00:56So go on.
01:00Dare me.
01:04I dare you...
01:06to go back to the ordinary world.
01:09The ordinary world.
01:13For fuck's sake.
01:15Six!
01:16Five!
01:17Four!
01:18Three!
01:19Two!
01:20One!
01:25Three!
01:26Three!
01:27Three!
01:29Welcome to the year 2000.
01:30Two!
01:33Liam!
01:34Come and have a go with you.
01:35Yeah!
01:37Wages, living standards, life expectancy.
01:41Everything's rising.
01:43Here we go!
01:44Flight to cheaper.
01:45Skirts are shorter.
01:46And the music never stops.
01:48Life's one big fucking party.
01:50You can wear what you want, be what you want, shag who you want.
01:56And everyone, everywhere, is having fun.
02:01Wild, unadulterated, grown-up fun.
02:07Except me.
02:20Everyone thought the world was going to end at the stroke of midnight.
02:40But it ain't. And I'm still here, stuck in Uchno.
02:43And unbelievably, indescribably, mind-bendingly boring town in a Nottinghamshire countryside.
02:54Well, it is most of the time.
03:13I need to get out of here.
03:17We haven't had a cold great again?
03:21Lost your fucking key, haven't you?
03:23No, it's at my mum's.
03:25Get here now.
03:27Oh, here we go.
03:35Yeah?
03:37What's that for?
03:39I see a man about a dog tonight, get you some chips.
03:41I'm going to my mum's.
03:43Oh, yeah.
03:45Oh, well, good on her.
03:47Having a night off and going out on the pace.
03:50Keep it anyway.
03:52OK, well, thanks.
03:55You see my fags?
04:00No.
04:02Go on then, fuck off.
04:04I'll be late.
04:06Bye.
04:11Hey!
04:12Yeah?
04:13What have I told you?
04:15What?
04:16Stop walking like a fucking fairy.
04:20Fucking div.
04:25Uchno does have one claim to fame.
04:27Lord Byron was from here.
04:29That's where I got my name.
04:31A kindred spirit.
04:32He got out of here.
04:33Shagged his way for Europe and ended up in Greece.
04:36So it is possible to escape.
04:38Please don't let me get battered today.
04:40Please don't let me get fucking battered today.
04:42OK, so what shall I say?
04:43What shall I say?
04:44Tell him you got big perky tits.
04:46Um...
04:48Tell him he'll be quiet when you sat in his face.
04:50Oh, my God, Byron, I can't say that.
04:52Look, do you want a boyfriend or what's the man for?
04:54Because I'm not being funny, we're both going to die virgins at this point.
04:56Oh, my God.
04:58I'm not being funny.
05:00I'm not being funny, we're both going to die virgins at this point.
05:02I'm not being funny.
05:04I'm not being funny.
05:06I'm not being funny.
05:07I'm not being funny.
05:09I'm not being funny.
05:10I'm not being funny.
05:11I'm not being funny.
05:12I'm not being funny.
05:13I'm not being funny.
05:14Because I'm not being funny.
05:15We're both going to die virgins at this rate.
05:16Right, give me that.
05:18Right, big deal.
05:19What are our names?
05:20Our names are...
05:22Sammy.
05:24And Debbie.
05:28He likes that, there's two of us.
05:31But we are...
05:33Flare.
05:35Fun.
05:37Beguilish.
05:42Yes!
05:43OK, you click it, you click it.
05:44Oh, my God, I'm sweating.
05:45I'm sweating.
05:46Oh, my God.
05:47Come on, big Jim, how big are you?
05:55Oh, God, OK.
05:57OK, come on, Jimmy.
06:02Oh, fuck's sake.
06:03I think.
06:06What time's your dad back?
06:08Oh, who knows?
06:10Is he still on it, yeah?
06:12Yeah, I went 80 on it, ma'am.
06:16I bet the other girls at school aren't on chat rooms.
06:18No, but you're the damn fingering bushes like normal teenagers.
06:25Oh, my God.
06:26Oh, my God.
06:27Oh, my God.
06:28Oh, my God.
06:29Oh, my God, Sam.
06:30Oh, my God.
06:31Oh, fuck.
06:32Is that a grey pube?
06:33Oh, my God.
06:34It looks like a doll.
06:36Myron, here we are.
06:38Shit.
06:39Move.
06:40Go, go, go, go, go.
06:41I'll be at my mama's, yeah?
06:46No, don't adjust your TV screen.
06:48They're not really flesh-eating monsters.
06:50They're just men wearing make-up.
06:52This is zombie nation.
07:16Get that down your neck.
07:17I didn't use some at war, but I didn't know you were coming tonight.
07:20Oh, my mum's going down now, so I'm going to see her next week now.
07:23Oh, I bet your dad's out and all.
07:25Well, you're always welcome round here, because I love having my baby around.
07:30OK.
07:36It's a miracle you turned out all right with a mother like her and a father like him.
07:40Well, I haven't turned out yet, Mama.
07:42Yeah.
07:43You'll be right.
07:45You're too clever not to be.
07:54Not getting picked on again, are you?
07:59Told you everything's fine now.
08:01You don't need to worry about me.
08:03That's my mum.
08:11Oh, my god.
08:12Oh, my God.
08:13Oh, my God.
08:14Oh, my God.
08:15Hey, it's Byron the Bender.
08:16Oh, my God.
08:17Sorry, Paul.
08:18No poof to the lard.
08:19Ooh.
08:20There's little kids down there.
08:21Oh.
08:22Oh, my God.
08:24Oh, my God.
08:25Oh, my God.
08:26Oh, my God.
08:27Oh, my God.
08:28Oh, my God.
08:29Oh, my God.
08:30Oh, my God.
08:31There's little kids down there.
08:33Can't let benders near them, can we?
08:35Fucking two, man.
08:37Hey, don't touch it. You'll get AIDS.
08:39Oh, fuck off. Hey, get in that dog shit.
08:41Look, I don't want to fight. Look, I'm a big pacifist.
08:44You're a big buster.
08:46Look, can I just...
08:48What? Are you fucking on him?
08:52Come on, do it, man.
08:54Don't have him, Jamie. Go on.
08:56Leave him alone. Pack it in, bro. Call the police.
09:06Want a little lunch? Yeah.
09:16What they're picking on you for, anyway?
09:18They're calling me gay.
09:20Aw, what do they know?
09:22And anyway...
09:26So, whatever you are.
09:28I've had enough of this.
09:30Tell you what, I've had enough of a fucking job.
09:32Bob in a wee bit.
09:33There you go.
09:34That's it.
09:35I've had enough of this.
09:36I've had enough of a fucking job.
09:37Bob in a wee bit.
09:38That's it.
09:39Fucking idiot.
09:40Fight for fuck's sake.
09:41Go on, you fucker.
09:42Now, get up, you punk.
09:43Yes.
09:44Get up.
09:45Get up.
09:46Is that you, Suf lad?
09:47I've had enough of this.
09:48I've had enough of fucking jabs.
09:49Bobbing and weaving.
09:50Fucking hit him.
09:51Fight for fuck's sake.
09:52Go on, you fucker.
09:53Now get up, you pop.
09:54Yes.
09:55Get up.
09:56Is that you, Saflan?
09:57Fine.
09:58Fine.
09:59Fine.
10:00Fine.
10:01Fine.
10:02Fine.
10:03Fine.
10:04Fine.
10:05Fine.
10:06Fine.
10:07Fine.
10:08Fine.
10:09Fine.
10:10Fine.
10:11Fine.
10:12Fine.
10:13Fine.
10:14Fine.
10:15Fine.
10:16Fine.
10:17Fine.
10:18Fine.
10:19Fine.
10:28I'm gonna be rich and famous one day,
10:30and I hope you read about me in a paper
10:32and how fucking fabulous my life is.
10:46Fine.
10:47Fine.
10:48Fine.
10:49Fine.
10:50Fine.
10:51Fine.
10:52Fine.
10:53I'm gonna be rich.
10:55Fine.
10:58Fine.
11:00Fine.
11:01Fine.
11:02Fine.
11:03So let's see.
11:04Fine.
11:05Because if your life is on a table,
11:06my right friends aren't sore.
11:08Already is a woman's name.
11:09Within a table that has returned and moved.
11:11She's a convertible in with your house.
11:12You've been fated in the oath.
11:26It's just some lads that's gone.
11:33Take no notice.
11:36You'll be driving past them in your sports car one day.
11:38You reckon?
11:39Good-looking lad like you, yeah?
12:09I've got something up for you.
12:14Come on.
12:15I really like you.
12:21How much?
12:22I really like you.
12:23How much?
12:37£7.80.
12:38You offered me a fiver but talked him up.
12:41God, he could have been a serial killer.
12:43All I had to do was wank him off.
12:45And he weren't off bad either.
12:47I've been going every day after school.
12:49It's my fault.
12:50It's full of men after sex.
12:51How do you know why they're there?
12:54They call it cottage-in.
12:57Sometimes they come straight out with it.
12:59I'll give you 15 quid to suck my cock.
13:04It's like a game with all these unspoken rules.
13:15And most of them are bloody married.
13:17Just think what the wives would say.
13:19And Samantha, they love me.
13:21And I'm in me uniform.
13:23My school uniform, for fuck's sake.
13:25Dirty bastards.
13:26What, you're scared?
13:28No.
13:29Because you know what I realised?
13:31I've got something they want.
13:34And that gives me power.
13:51Your dad would go mad.
14:11And your mum.
14:12Like they care where I am.
14:15Babes.
14:16I'm worried about you.
14:18What's the worst that could happen?
14:21Oh, I might have one.
14:37I know where you got that.
14:40Come here.
14:42It's my pocket money.
14:48That bloke went in 45 minutes ago.
14:54You were a half hour, and now you've just walked out right behind him.
15:10I've had diarrhea.
15:12You've had a dirty old man.
15:15Don't worry.
15:16Secret save for me.
15:18What, make some real money?
15:22Pull down your pants.
15:38Show me.
15:42Yeah, get them up.
16:04Got a client looking for a lad like you.
16:12Getting to pay a pretty penny for a pretty boy.
16:14All night.
16:15No fucking.
16:16Just wanking and sucking.
16:18I'd rather you gonna be there.
16:19Do we look like fucking batty boys?
16:23Oh, no.
16:24I didn't mean to.
16:25Be at Oakman Market Bogs at 4 o'clock this Sunday.
16:28Get out.
16:32You drop me here?
16:33Yeah.
16:34Get out.
16:35Get out my fucking car now, man.
16:49Hey, and if Max asks, tell him you're 16.
16:51Who's Max?
16:53Your babysitter.
16:56Do you know what I mean?
17:10Will you try it for me next time?
17:12Yeah.
17:13Just sit down in front of the mirror.
17:14Look at yourself.
17:15Relax.
17:16And just say...
17:18I've got very beautiful lips.
17:22Yeah.
17:23And I promise you, Ange, you're gonna see the difference.
17:26Okay.
17:27Thanks.
17:28I've got very beautiful lips.
17:33I've got very beautiful lips.
17:38I know, he said.
17:44Bye, mum.
17:45I'm going.
17:46Where are you going?
17:47To my mum's.
17:48Where to?
17:49I thought you said you were going to your dad's.
17:50You weren't listening.
17:52Two sacks.
17:53Um, Barron, do you need some money?
17:55Yeah, of course.
17:56Thanks.
17:57You good?
17:58Yeah, well do.
17:59Hi.
18:00Yeah, she's better and he's going now.
18:01Yeah, she's better and he's better.
18:02Thanks.
18:03You good?
18:04Yeah, well do.
18:05Hi.
18:06Yeah, she's better and he's going now.
18:08She's better and he's better and he's better.
18:09Yeah.
18:10Yeah, I know.
18:11I know, he's better.
18:12Yeah, I know.
18:13I don't know.
18:43Hello, you.
18:52How do you know I'm me?
18:55Well, it weren't going to be Emma, eh?
19:01Come on.
19:11It's got something, Paul.
19:13I've never been anywhere this posh.
19:32It's, like, proper majestic in it.
19:36But saying that my mum's place is dead nice.
19:39She worked in a factory when I was a baby
19:41and got loads of compensation money
19:42because she cut the end of her finger off on a machine.
19:45So now we've got dead nice carpets,
19:46but one finger is shorter than the rest.
19:51Is it your first time?
19:53Yeah.
19:54It'd be all right.
19:55It'd be over before you know it.
19:56How old are you?
20:03Sixty.
20:03Sure you want to do this, yeah?
20:31Yeah.
20:33Yeah.
20:35Okay.
20:36Okay.
20:39Okay.
20:40Okay.
20:40Yeah.
20:42I don't know.
21:12I don't know.
21:42I don't know.
22:12I don't know.
22:14But you're asleep?
22:16Yeah, but then I remembered.
22:18We're rich.
22:20We are, but that's mine.
22:23Is it?
22:25Yeah.
22:26Can we get it then?
22:28OK, OK, OK, OK, I give up, I give up, I give up, I give up.
22:36I'm sorry.
22:38What?
22:39Oh, my God, have I got morning breath?
22:48Have I?
22:49Do I smell?
22:50Do I?
22:51What?
22:52I just, I just really like you.
22:59I really like you.
23:02OK, good, because...
23:05Because actually I think I love you.
23:12We've only just met.
23:14Yeah.
23:15Yeah.
23:16But you're special.
23:18Aren't you?
23:20Do you say that to all the girls?
23:24No.
23:25No.
23:26No.
23:27No.
23:28If you've done it before.
23:46Have you done it before?
23:55Do you want that?
23:58I'll fucking shove it in me before I change my mind.
24:16I'll do it.
24:39Didn't do that.
24:47So how long you been doing this then?
24:50Started when I was about 13.
24:53Used to go cruising in the park.
24:56What's cruising?
24:59Hanging about, looking for something.
25:02So you like it?
25:03Sometimes, yeah.
25:05I'm getting past it now, I'll be 20 next month.
25:08It's well old for a rent boy.
25:12How old are you?
25:14Really?
25:15I told you.
25:1716.
25:20OK, fine, I'm 15.
25:22But I promise you, I am smarter than most adults.
25:26Wish I would jail late again.
25:29What are you going to do now you're past it?
25:32Dunno.
25:33My mate runs a bar and I've got regulars that will keep seeing me, so...
25:38They take me on holiday sometimes.
25:40Really?
25:41That's so cool.
25:42Yeah.
25:43Took me to Spain last year.
25:44Oh my God, I've never been abroad.
25:45What?
25:46What?
25:47Never?
25:48No, my mum, she had a Shirley Valentine.
25:49I went to live in Turkey when I was nine, but I've never left England.
25:54Why'd she leave?
25:56But, I don't know.
25:59Said she couldn't cope with me, so I had to live with my dad.
26:02Said I was out of control.
26:04Oh yeah?
26:06Do I strike you as easy to control?
26:17Do your own dad know you're gay?
26:19Yeah.
26:21My dad kicked me out when I told him.
26:23I was 16.
26:25I've not spoken to him since.
26:29I don't worry about me.
26:30I've got my moped.
26:32I've got my job.
26:34And now I've got a cheeky fucker ass too much.
26:46Why are you being so nice to me?
26:50Why shouldn't I?
26:55Well did you mean what you said earlier?
26:59Yeah.
27:01Why?
27:03Because I think I love you too.
27:10You two's decided what he's having?
27:14You know what? I think we have.
27:19Well I'm not being funny, but I'm not a bloody mind reader, love.
27:21I don't just love Max Loxley. I'm in love with him.
27:38I know it's not how it's meant to be. How we met and that.
27:53Some would say he's taking advantage of me.
27:56Yeah, and maybe he is, but he better fucking carry on as far as I'm concerned.
28:05It's forbidden love.
28:07Like Romeo and Juliet.
28:08They were our age.
28:09And that's meant to be one of the greatest love stories ever, isn't it?
28:13And we only got eyes for Max these days.
28:14It's a one way ticket to a madman situation.
28:22It's a one way ticket to a madman situation.
28:23So when are you going to take me up Rotten on a proper night at?
28:24Too young, Baren.
28:25Too young for what?
28:26To get past the bouncers.
28:27You ever done a pill?
28:29Fuck off. Don't laugh at me, have you?
28:30Yeah.
28:31More than one.
28:32What's it like?
28:33It's hard to explain.
28:34It's a one way ticket to a madman situation.
28:36It's a one way ticket to a madman situation.
28:37When are you going to take me up Rotten on a proper night at?
28:38Too young, Baren.
28:39Too young for what?
28:41To get past the bouncers.
28:43You ever done a pill?
28:46Fuck off. Don't laugh at me, have you?
28:49Yeah.
28:50More than one.
28:52What's it like?
28:53It's hard to explain.
28:55It's hard to explain.
28:57It's not just the rush, right?
28:59It's the music, the vibe.
29:02Everyone buzzing their tits off.
29:05You can just go and have a stranger in Shangri-La and no one gives a fuck.
29:08In Shangri-La?
29:11Probably I did it at G2K.
29:13Great, well, you taken me? End of story?
29:16No.
29:17It wouldn't work, and I don't want to get you in trouble, so...
29:21You mean you don't want me to get you in trouble?
29:24Look, I've got to wash my back in knots, all right?
29:27Let's go Mansfield on Friday instead.
29:30Meet me at Busch Station at 12.
29:37Samantha, he's proper fit.
29:40He's like someone you see off the telly.
29:42Honestly, he gives me major David Beckham vibes.
29:46I can't stop thinking about him.
29:54Byron, get down here now.
29:56I want to move where we are.
29:57It's not far.
29:58I've got to go, okay?
29:59Yeah, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
30:00Nah!
30:01What have you been doing, Byron?
30:02What do you mean?
30:03I found that in the bin.
30:16Blood all over it.
30:17Did you get him back?
30:18I found that in the bin.
30:19Blood all over it.
30:20Did you get him back?
30:21How many times have I told you?
30:22You've got to stick up for your son?
30:23How many times have I told you?
30:24You've got to stick up for your son?
30:25What have you been doing?
30:27People know me round here.
30:28Light in the bin.
30:30Blood all over it.
30:36Did you hit him back?
30:49How many times have I told you you've got to stick up for your scent?
30:52People know me around here.
30:55I can't have... The fuck is that on your face?
30:58It's... I, uh...
31:01I had...
31:02It's pain I had at school.
31:04Fucking pain.
31:11Next time you better fucking stick up for yourself, do you hear me?
31:14Yes, Dad.
31:16Do you fucking hear me? Wash it.
31:18Nah!
31:25What do you think? Do you think I scored but well?
31:40Byron?
31:42Oh, my God, why isn't your bloody phone?
31:44Byron!
31:45Hey, you look beautiful.
31:46You didn't even look!
31:47You've got very beautiful lips.
31:48Who are you texting all the time?
31:50Who are you texting all the time?
31:52Who are you texting all the time?
31:53Who are you texting all the time?
31:57You've got a girlfriend?
31:58No.
31:59My fucking credit.
32:00No.
32:01No.
32:02No.
32:03No.
32:04No.
32:05No.
32:06No.
32:07No.
32:08No.
32:09No.
32:10No.
32:11No.
32:12No.
32:13No.
32:14No.
32:15No.
32:16No.
32:17No.
32:18No.
32:19No.
32:20No.
32:21You got a girlfriend?
32:22No.
32:25No.
32:26No.
32:27No.
32:28No, I've got no fucking credit either.
32:32More about a boyfriend?
32:34No.
32:42Looks like you have though, Terry, Mickey, Bubba.
32:47That's how I get rid of them.
32:50Well, where do you keep her?
32:51You know, if you did have a girlfriend, you can talk to me about it.
32:54I'd like to know.
32:57Thanks.
33:03Hey.
33:05Are you having doubts?
33:08No.
33:09I'm just nervous.
33:12How can you be nervous?
33:14I can't do these. I can't find myself...
33:16One of them always looks like a girl, so why don't they just marry a girl?
33:20But what about the one who looks like a girl?
33:23What's he gonna do?
33:46What about you?
33:47Who is a girl who looks like a girl in the bathroom?
33:50Hi, this is Max, leave a message.
34:20And just like that, here we're gone.
34:47Oi, Byron the bender, why are you walking like a girl?
34:52Did you look at his knob?
34:54Did you?
34:55Did you look at my knob?
34:56If you ever try it on with me, I'll fucking kill you.
35:01If I ever feel like I want to try it on with you, I'll fucking kill myself.
35:22Hey, I think it's a problem.
35:34Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
35:42Oi, soft lad, get here!
35:54You called him?
35:55We're either him or the police.
35:57We just want to talk to you about the morning.
35:59Come here.
36:00I said come here.
36:02Go easy.
36:04I guess it's fine.
36:05It was just some lads.
36:06Right.
36:07Do you want him back?
36:08No.
36:09Yeah, but it's fine.
36:10I just...
36:11I just want to...
36:12Told you to stand up for your son.
36:13Oi!
36:14I'm talking to you.
36:15Wait, you're smacking back?
36:16Yeah, but...
36:17Dad, if someone punches me once, they ought to leave me alone then, but if I'm back, she
36:37can keep on fucking smacking me.
36:39And not if you knock them out.
36:41Knock him out.
36:43Might just stand there like a great big fucking puff.
36:47Look, I don't want to get dragged down to the level.
36:50I told you before, I'm telling you now.
36:52Next time someone hits you, you're hitting back twice as hard, yeah?
36:59Stop acting like a fucking girl!
37:01Move out my fucking way.
37:03Just don't fucking touch it!
37:05What the fuck are you going to do next time someone hits?
37:08Nothing. What are you going to do?
37:09Nothing.
37:10Take your hands off him!
37:11You don't need to fucking touch him!
37:12I fucking swear to God.
37:13What are you going to do?
37:14What the fuck are you going to do?
37:15What are you going to move?
37:17I'm going to fucking smash my head if you like!
37:19Kill me!
37:20I would rather die than be like you!
37:27Why can't you be fucking normal?
37:30The whole fucking world revolves around you.
37:32You're still as you please all the time.
37:35You're a problem child.
37:37Stop it now, would you?
37:40I'm a problem child, am I?
37:42There's something wrong with me.
37:43I ain't got a problem.
37:44I am a problem.
37:46But this is great news.
37:48Because if there's something wrong with me,
37:50why should I even try to be good?
37:52I can be and do whatever the fuck I want.
37:58And what I want, what I really, really want, is to get out of this dump.
38:04And everyone else can go fuck themselves.
38:06Do you think I'll find him?
38:09I don't know, babes, but isn't this a bit extreme?
38:12Maybe he's just run out of credit.
38:13He's on contract.
38:14Maybe his charge is broken.
38:16No, it's not fair.
38:17It's been days.
38:18It could have happened to him.
38:19Please text me.
38:20I will.
38:21If they don't end up murdered.
38:22I'll be up all night worrying.
38:23Oh, how much trouble could I get into?
38:25Babes, you could get into trouble locked in a padded cell by your scent.
38:28I don't think I've got to do this.
38:31Promise you won't lose your phone and get bummed without a condom.
38:34I'm not going to get fucking bummed full stop.
38:37Promise, then.
38:39Oh, my God, babe, you'd be ridiculous.
38:45Fine.
38:46Look, promise I won't get drunk, lose my phone and get bummed without a condom.
38:53Come on.
38:58Come on.
38:59Come on.
39:00Come on.
39:03Come on, Vic, all are we?
39:14We're ready for your chores.
39:21How are we?
39:23No.
39:25No.
41:18Exactly, but it's die with an e-babe.
41:21My mama has a joke with an e, like a man.
41:24Oh, yeah? Is your mama a transsexual?
41:28What's a transsexual?
41:31You'll soon find out in here, ducker.
41:45Max!
41:48Max! Where have you been? Are you okay?
41:56What? What's wrong?
41:59Max!
42:00Max!
42:02Max!
42:02Max!
42:03Max!
42:20Max!
42:22Max!
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