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00:00Before there was anything, there was chaos.
00:11All it took was the collision of a couple of atoms to change everything.
00:17If you ask me, creation's pretty destructive.
00:21And it's happening all the time, so brace yourself for impact.
00:30Hi.
00:49Byron, where the fuck are you?
00:51I'm at Swampers.
00:52You must think I fell off a fucking Christmas tree.
00:54Get home now, do you hear me?
00:56Oi, you in?
01:00Oh, well, look, there's plenty more dick in the sea, you know.
01:11Besides, he sounds more trouble than he's bloody worth.
01:14Anyway...
01:15Look who I like him so much.
01:17I'm always in trouble, mate.
01:20Heyo!
01:22Baby!
01:23This is Dirty Damien.
01:25You all right?
01:26Dickie Nicker.
01:27Missy's Midlands, 1998.
01:29And Peter.
01:30Hello.
01:31Everyone, this is...
01:35Byron.
01:36Right.
01:37Lord Byron.
01:40And she's heartbroken.
01:41So be nicer, right?
01:43What's the little chicken like you doing out all alone?
01:46Stick your tongue back in your head, Pete.
01:48I'm being friendly.
01:49You're being adults.
01:50I'm nearly 18.
01:51Oh, she's being serious.
01:52Yeah, no, yeah, of course you are.
01:53Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:54Don't worry, babe.
01:55We're used to waves and strays.
01:56And you're definitely a wave.
01:57Oh, she is.
01:58The final member of the Fallen Divas project.
01:59Sasha, this is Byron.
02:00We need to go.
02:01Now.
02:02You what?
02:03Why?
02:04Tony the Skank has gone fucking mental.
02:05About what?
02:06Oh, I don't know.
02:07He was just in the toilets and he's just lost his shit.
02:09We were too.
02:10Not any fucking wishes we were.
02:11Fuck.
02:12Right, can we just go?
02:13Please?
02:14Got me shit.
02:15Always drama with you girl.
02:16Don't worry, I'll look after you.
02:17Will you fuck?
02:18Come on.
02:19Let's do it.
02:20Let's do it.
02:21Let's do it.
02:22Let's do it.
02:23Let's do it.
02:24Let's do it.
02:25Let's do it.
02:26Let's do it.
02:27Let's do it.
02:28Let's do it.
02:29Let's do it.
02:30Let's do it.
02:31Let's do it.
02:32Let's do it.
02:36Hi Tony.
02:47My God.
02:49Mental.
02:50Oh yes, there you.
02:51Fucking mental bastard isn't he?
02:53What?
02:54Set him off anyway?
02:55Oh he's tough isn't he?
02:56Thought I'd nicked his gear.
02:57Well did you huh?
02:58Why does everyone always think the way I stopped me?
03:00Well that's a fucking silly question baby.
03:01The proofs in the pond.
03:02You're excited.
03:03Hey there's a queue.
03:04I'm what?
03:05Oh hey up Liam.
03:06Hi.
03:07What are you saying?
03:08Has your mate got a problem?
03:09No he was just messing around.
03:10I know you.
03:11Not hanging around box tonight.
03:12No obviously not.
03:13Obviously not.
03:14Obviously not.
03:15What are you seeing ya?
03:16Are you seeing ya?
03:17Are you seeing ya?
03:18Yeah.
03:19I'm sorry.
03:20What are you doing?
03:21Uncle Big Heart.
03:22How do you know Liam?
03:23I'm good big heart.
03:24How do you know Liam?
03:25How do you know Liam?
03:26What are you seeing?
03:27I know you.
03:29Not hanging round Bronx tonight?
03:31No, obviously not.
03:33Obviously not.
03:43What are you seeing, Jan?
03:49How do you know Liam Murphy?
03:51I don't.
03:53I just met him once.
03:55Once. At work.
03:57For a decade then as well.
03:59No, that one was alright.
04:01You hadn't shagged him, have you?
04:03Are you mad?
04:05I think Sash would rip my face off if I looked at him.
04:09Oh, I'm starving.
04:11But finally, what did you get? Chips.
04:13Chips at it. Help yourself.
04:15So Byron, what did you need for work?
04:19Just like, customer services.
04:21Oh.
04:23Very well does it.
04:25Yeah.
04:26It's like a, like a five or an hour.
04:29It takes you an hour to cook a cock, does it?
04:31About as little as a bloody house fire.
04:35Yeah, Liam told us.
04:37I think you should stick to your own ends.
04:39I don't want any clients thinking they can get it cheaper.
04:41Off you.
04:42Real prostitutes?
04:43Erm, no.
04:44I work in a call centre, thank you very much.
04:47I am.
04:48Dyes with a slag.
04:50So, erm, do you do anal?
04:53Or are you like saving yourself for someone special?
04:55Look, I'm not a virgin, me and my boyfriend, Max.
04:57Ex-boyfriend.
04:58Oi!
04:59Just saying, he said he was dumped.
05:00Yeah, well, not officially, so.
05:01What, are you waiting for a certificate or something?
05:03I'm sad.
05:08Er, girls, I'll be back in a minute, yeah?
05:11You're getting more food.
05:12You are.
05:13Oh!
05:14Er, get in, girl!
05:15Get up to die on it again.
05:16You guys are going to sing, mate.
05:17So, what's your plan now, Byron?
05:18I don't know, I guess.
05:19I guess I'll just text him.
05:20Or maybe I'll wait for him to text me and go, I don't want to see you.
05:21Oh, you have got it bad.
05:22No, I meant tonight.
05:23Do you want to come with us?
05:24Where?
05:25Oh, no.
05:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:27No, no, no, no, no, no.
05:28Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:29You've never met.
05:30I mean, you know.
05:31Come with me.
05:32I'm a big boss.
05:33No.
05:34I don't think I would have met.
05:35I don't think I would have met.
05:36You know, and I do really want to do this.
05:37I don't know.
05:38I'll just text him.
05:39Or maybe I'll wait for him to text me and go, I don't want to see you.
05:41Oh, you have got it bad.
05:42No, I meant tonight.
05:43Do you want to come with us?
05:44Where?
05:45Oh, no, no, no.
05:46Are you going to sing the one night ago?
05:47Oh my god, Gail's off, look.
05:57Oh my god!
05:59Go on, Gail!
06:00Go on, Gail!
06:01Go on, Gail!
06:02Go on, Gail!
06:03Yes, you got it!
06:04I took this!
06:05I took this!
06:06I took this!
06:07Woo!
06:08Woo!
06:09Woo!
06:10Woo!
06:11Woo!
06:12Woo!
06:13Woo!
06:14Woo!
06:15Woo!
06:16Woo!
06:17Woo!
06:18Woo!
06:19Woo!
06:20Woo!
06:21Woo!
06:22Woo!
06:23Woo!
06:24Absolutely not.
06:26Oh, go on.
06:27You never know what I might get up to if I'm sloshed.
06:30You're a no-ting in my wardrobe, because there is anything to go by.
06:40I mean, it would be great if someone actually had something there, wouldn't it?
06:44Oh!
06:45I thought you said you never nicked out.
06:47Innit?
06:48I never nicked him.
06:49I took him his payment to sucking him up.
06:52And there's plenty more where that came from.
06:54Oh, well.
06:55Do you know he cries for his mum when he comes?
06:57Oh, but that's kind of sad.
06:58Yeah.
06:59It'll come for you one day, being a deceitful bitch.
07:03Oh!
07:04Hey, Romeo, what about you?
07:07Oh, you have done pills before, haven't you?
07:10Yeah.
07:12Of course.
07:22Oh.
07:24And I'm Juliette, bitch.
07:26Oh, she's a sassy one, isn't she?
07:29Oh, she's a sassy one, isn't she?
07:30Oh, she's a sassy one, isn't she?
07:31Yeah, I'm Juliette, bitch.
07:35Oh, she's a sassy one.
07:37Oh, she's a sassy one.
07:38Oh, she's a sassy one, isn't she?
07:40Oh, no.
07:42She's a sassy one, isn't she?
07:44Oh, you're so sassy one.
07:46Oh.
07:47She's a sassy one.
07:48Oh.
07:49You're so fucking British.
07:51Oh, it's so huge, isn't she?
07:54I just don't know what you're missing, babe.
07:55What's that?
07:56I don't know what he's missing
08:26It'll do that to you, babe
08:27I'm sorry
08:28She's a fucking liar
08:30They're as big as the moon
08:45Airport, please
08:46What?
08:47Bye, Byron
08:56Mum?
09:00Hey
09:02Come on, Pa
09:09Woah, woah, woah
09:10We nearly had you there
09:11We nearly had you there
09:12That's it, that's it, that's it
09:13Right, you ready?
09:14Your turn, go
09:18You having a lad?
09:20I'm not a lad
09:23That's right, you're a big man, aren't you?
09:26No
09:31Not in arm, please
09:35Here you are
09:36Thank you
09:56Can you stop by boom
10:09Don't bite, don't bite, don't bite out
10:13Look this
10:15Ergh
10:16Pull you away
10:17Oh, my God.
10:26Hickory dickory duck, I sucked an eight-inch clock.
10:28The clock struck one, a gun was gone.
10:31Hickory dickory duck, a mouse ran off me clock.
10:35The clock struck two, to the shot, my girl.
10:37Hickory dickory duck, hey!
10:40Would you keep it down?
10:43Oh, of course she is.
10:44Here she is.
10:45Here you are, get this down your bitch.
10:46Right, go on, out!
10:47Like a bro.
10:48You lot always take the piss.
10:50Well, where are we supposed to go?
10:52It's not my problem, duck.
10:55I know somewhere we could go.
11:03Right, let me slide.
11:06You're a breath of fresh air to me.
11:09There is a pleasure in the pathless woods, there's a rapture on a lonely shore.
11:19There is society where non intrudes by the deep sea and music in its roar.
11:26I love not man the less, but nature more.
11:30Girls, welcome to fucking Newstead Abbey.
11:33Well, fuck me sideways.
11:35I'm glad you like it.
11:39Girls, I'm starving.
11:44Don't look at me, I'm skint.
11:46Don't get paid till the end of the month.
11:48What about you?
11:50Oh, girl, you know I don't carry cash.
11:52No, she's like the queen.
11:53Exactly.
11:54I'm a quintessential English Rose, me.
11:56Wait, a quint you are?
11:58I don't get confusing her at big words.
12:01So, er, why is it in between you and Max, then?
12:06I don't know.
12:08It was weird, though, cos, like, one minute he's all over me and the next he just don't
12:14want to know me.
12:15Who knows?
12:16I probably just fucked it up.
12:18Well, you're in good company, baby.
12:21Fucking up is our specialist subject.
12:23You know I got stripped of my crown.
12:24Were you actually a beauty queen?
12:25Don't sound too surprised.
12:26I won two years in a row, I'll have you know.
12:27And I'll win again.
12:28Wait, why did they take it off you?
12:29Put it this way.
12:30Apparently, you can't, like, muff and look good in a two-piece.
12:32No, they stripped her cos she was fucking fingering through it like a taxis bag.
12:35Yeah, but not at the same time.
12:37No, seriously, if we don't eat soon, I'm going to eat one of yous.
12:40Do you know what?
12:41Why don't we go buy anything?
12:42I don't know.
12:43I don't know.
12:44I don't know.
12:45I don't know.
12:46I don't know.
12:47I don't know.
12:48I don't know.
12:49Why don't we go Byron's?
12:54To what, you know?
12:55Yeah.
12:56How far away is it?
12:58Er, no, my mum, she's dead fussy, and my daddy's in work,
13:01and he'll be home in a couple of hours...
13:02No, no, that's perfect.
13:05Yeah, let's go to Byron's, girls.
13:08Mm-hm.
13:10Unless you're embarrassed of us.
13:13You're not embarrassed, are you?
13:15No.
13:16In the wintertime
13:20In your arms I beat
13:24Sunshine
13:28I thought Ucknell was supposed to be dead scarier.
13:30Yes.
13:33Right, well, where are the pitchforks at then?
13:36Come on. Follow me.
13:42What are you looking at, bitch?
13:44Hold on, then.
13:46Zash, what are you...
13:47Zash, leave it.
13:59Um, shoes off?
14:00I know, you can keep your snake skins on.
14:02Right, my dad will be back at eights, he'll have to be gone by then, yeah?
14:05Why? Is he that scary?
14:07I mean, everyone around here thinks so.
14:09He's the hardest one in Ucknell.
14:11Oh, well, I'd like to meet him then, babes.
14:13And I'd love to meet a hard, angry daddy too.
14:17You really fucking want...
14:19Right?
14:20Fat slags who's hungry.
14:24Right, better get to it.
14:27Right, so what can I do?
14:29You?
14:30I can eat some cheese.
14:33Hey, I feel like I'm on Friends Me.
14:35Ooh!
14:36Ooh!
14:37Oh, yes!
14:38This is how she became.
14:40Miss these Midlands.
14:41Honey.
14:42Oh, hi.
14:43Oh, hi.
14:44Oh, thank you.
14:45Oh, thank you.
14:46Oh, she's never lost it.
14:48See that?
14:49Hey!
14:50Oh, no!
14:51Oh, no!
14:52Oh, no!
14:53Oh, no!
14:54Oh, no!
14:55Oh, no!
14:56Oh, no!
14:57Oh, no!
14:58Oh, no!
14:59Oh, no!
15:00Oh, no!
15:01Oh, no!
15:02Oh, no!
15:03Oh, no!
15:04Oh!
15:05Oh!
15:06Oh, no!
15:07Oh, no!
15:08Oh, no!
15:09Oh, no!
15:10Oh, no!
15:11Oh, no!
15:12Oh, no!
15:13Oh, no!
15:14Oh, no!
15:15Hey, fuck!
15:16He's here!
15:17He's here, Leigh!
15:18Who?
15:19Oh, my dad.
15:20Just fucking...
15:21Oh, move!
15:22Sorry.
15:23Hey, up, Dad.
15:24You're not boxing?
15:25Obviously not.
15:26Well...
15:27These are...
15:28These are...
15:29My...
15:30My mates.
15:31Good to meet you, sir.
15:32I'm Dion.
15:33Hi, Daddy.
15:43I'm Sasha.
15:44Hi, Daddy.
15:46I'm Sasha.
15:47Good to meet you, sir. I'm Dion.
15:58Hi, Daddy. I'm Sasha.
16:02Uh, Damo. And, uh, this is me missus.
16:08I just... I thought I'd make us some take-as-out Minsko's off today.
16:18Does it spliff?
16:21Uh, yeah. It's medicinal.
16:24Well, I'll just crawl out the cabbage patch.
16:27Right, then. I'll leave you to it.
16:38You thought he were horrible?
16:40Yeah, well, he fucking is normal, eh?
16:43I thought he was lying. I thought he was lying.
16:47So nice.
16:48Right, fuck off.
16:50Right, he's hungry.
16:51He was beautiful.
16:55Aw, don't worry.
16:56We'll be outbound holiday if you're around.
16:58Yeah.
16:59Oh, okay.
17:00Something to see you go.
17:02Right, is it okay?
17:03Give us your number.
17:13Here you go.
17:14I have mine as well now.
17:15Yeah, thanks.
17:16Right, come on then, girls.
17:17We'd better get going.
17:19Yeah.
17:20Aw.
17:21Thanks.
17:22Bring it in.
17:23Love you, babes.
17:24Love you.
17:25Love you.
17:27Are we getting the bus?
17:28I'm getting the taxi.
17:29I'm getting the taxi.
17:30Bye.
17:31Bye.
17:32Bye.
17:33Bye.
17:35Bye.
17:37I'm just about to start the washing up. Do you fancy a brew?
17:56Yeah, go on.
17:58Sorry, I hate we went too loud.
18:01And I'm sorry about last night, my phone had run out of battery.
18:05It's about time you started hanging about with some lads.
18:10Yeah. Well, they're like Mr. Dabe.
18:16You always liked it there as a kid.
18:19Yeah, I never remember.
18:25Do you want to go for a drive?
18:28I can see us on the showcase.
18:31No. I don't think so, Byron.
18:35What was that?
18:44You really know how to spoil a good day, don't you?
18:47Everywhere we go now, you're not a girl. You're a boy.
18:52Okay, well, why don't I give you that brew?
19:01I'm so sorry.
19:10I'm sorry.
19:12I'm so sorry.
19:14Yeah, I'm so sorry.
19:16Okay.
19:17Let's go.
19:47I thought you'd already left?
19:56No, I'm running late, aren't I?
19:59Right.
20:00Oh, this is my friend, Kim.
20:03Friend?
20:05I heard a knocking when the door was closed.
20:07It's a kitchen, love, not a boudoir.
20:09Oi!
20:10Less of that shite.
20:11Why aren't you wearing a uniform?
20:13Soon, closed day for charity.
20:16Right.
20:18Who...behave you, son?
20:22I will.
20:24You too.
20:31Boudoir.
20:33What a man like you handle with your son like that.
20:36Shut your mouth.
20:44Wash your mouth out, before and after.
20:46And not get no diseases.
20:48Right.
20:50Thanks.
20:52You're quiet.
20:55Sorry.
20:57Don't bother me.
21:00Have you ever had your heart broken?
21:06I don't know.
21:08Once or twice, maybe.
21:11I thought getting beaten up a bad.
21:18But this...
21:20Sorry, do you mind me if it...
21:22I'd normally talk to a mate so I'm afraid about it.
21:28But it's different for her, isn't it?
21:30Because there are loads of shite lads.
21:35And besides, you know what she'd say.
21:37Same as everyone else.
21:39That I should get over him.
21:42And I don't want to hear it because I think she'd be right.
21:45You don't fucking ignore someone's cause if you want to be with him, do you?
21:52No, I'm never going to meet someone else like Max.
21:56Apart from the fact he looked like a model, right?
21:59He did this thing where he made my brain go quiet for a moment.
22:04Oh, we're peaceful.
22:08Am I talking shit?
22:11Don't stop.
22:12You dirty bastard.
22:42Don't stop.
22:49Drive you back to the ice cream.
23:05Go.
23:06Dinner's served.
23:08Chicken gorma.
23:09Made from scratch.
23:12You're not going out?
23:14No.
23:15Thought we could spend some time together.
23:18Why?
23:19Do I need a reason?
23:26I had a big lunch.
23:31You know you can talk to me.
23:34About anything.
23:36Yeah.
23:38Thanks.
23:42What's up?
23:43What's up?
23:45It's about this guy.
23:47What's his name?
23:50Max.
23:52How do you know about Max?
23:54Well, I didn't take much guessing, did it?
23:56Your face lit up every time your phone beeped.
23:59You been reading my texts?
24:00Well, I was worried about you, Byron.
24:01And about being yourself.
24:03Yeah, well I weren't.
24:05I were happy.
24:07For once.
24:09But I suppose that's a crime now.
24:10Well it is actually, yeah.
24:11Because he's a grown up.
24:12He's 19, Mum.
24:13Yeah.
24:14And you're underage.
24:15He could go to prison.
24:17And I told him that.
24:18You didn't?
24:19You did.
24:20And I told him that your father is pretty indiscriminate with his fists.
24:22And that he'd beat you both black and blue if you found out.
24:25And he seemed to hear it after that.
24:27Oh my God, you ruined it.
24:29You fucking ruined it.
24:31No, I saved you.
24:33What could a man his age possibly want with a 15 year old?
24:36Mum, you let me think he didn't like me.
24:38He didn't.
24:39Not for the right reasons, Byron.
24:40I'm not just going to stand by and watch him take advantage of my son, am I?
24:43That's funny because you never thought to step in with Steve, did you?
24:46Oh yeah, go on.
24:47Get a spiteful, why don't you?
24:48Yeah.
24:49Because I'm not allowed a boyfriend.
24:50It was okay for you to piss off and live in Turkey, but you're fancy, man.
24:52Go on.
24:53Yeah.
24:54Mam of the year.
24:55Shirley fucking Valentine.
25:13Mam of the year.
25:14Mam of the year.
25:15Mam of the year.
25:16Mam of the year.
25:17Mam of the year.
25:18Mam of the year.
25:19Be on your wedding.
25:20Mam of the year.
25:21Mam of the year.
25:22Byron!
25:23I thought you weren't coming.
25:24Well, I weren't.
25:27Because no one texted me.
25:28Oh, sorry.
25:29Yeah, I lost my phone and no one else had your number.
25:31Well, you're in now, aren't you?
25:32So you come in full tour, what?
25:34Well, I can't.
25:36I've got to go find Max.
25:38Oh my God.
25:39I can't go.
25:40I can't go.
25:41side up there, not because he didn't want to be together.
25:44Babs, tell him.
25:47Tell him!
25:48What?
25:49One of me old clients would talk about some guy,
25:51sounds a bit like you're Max, said he got frosted tips.
25:53It could be anyone.
25:55And I cock like a can of air freshener.
25:58Yeah, that's Max.
26:00But have you seen him?
26:01No, that's what they were saying.
26:02Not seen him for ages.
26:03Do you think he's in trouble?
26:05Well, I don't know, do I?
26:07For fuck's sake.
26:08I'm going to go in G2K.
26:10We just left Babs.
26:11It's not there.
26:13She's not her.
26:14Don't be a prick.
26:15Look, I know I'm mental, but I'll go to the end of the fucking moon for Max if I have to.
26:19Well, Bab, do you think you might want to check in funks first?
26:24Listen, I'll say it again, shall I?
26:27You're fucking hard of hearing.
26:28If your name's not down, you're not getting in.
26:30Fucking migraine saying it over and over again.
26:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I do, please.
26:36Not you, is it? Yeah?
26:38Think I was born yesterday. Fuck off, arse clown.
26:40And your little friend. Fuck off. Home to mummy.
26:43Bye-bye.
26:44Fucking hell.
26:46Hey!
26:48Whoa, whoa, whoa. Fucking hell, you've changed.
26:50How'd you get them bad boys?
26:51It's Sam, but that's unreal, aren't they?
26:53It's so unreal. Now, listen to me when I say this, all right?
26:55You look fucking beautiful, yeah?
26:58Lot of yous.
26:59Get these lots of bracelets, please.
27:00Now, listen, when you get in there, find the big guy next to the speakers, right?
27:04That's my fella, all right?
27:05Get you out your like.
27:06Oh, we, er, we don't usually pay for drugs, are we, girls?
27:08That's my kind of girl, eh?
27:12Right, now, fuck off so we can get the cue moving.
27:15Go on.
27:16Go on.
27:16Take it quickly.
27:17Have a nice night.
27:18Oh, my God, girls.
27:23So we just met Bev Spennaf.
27:29Rob her, you know?
27:31Yeah, and he gives a feed.
27:33Thank you, Bev.
27:34Thank you, Bev.
27:35You're a little beauty.
27:36Should we change, girls?
27:37Uh-huh.
27:38Cheers!
27:42Babe, you know you can still have a good time while you're looking for him, right?
27:46And you never know, you might find someone you like more.
27:57I know she's trying to be nice, but I don't want to be with anyone else.
28:01Straight blokes aren't interested.
28:03Gay guys say I'm too girly.
28:05Max is the only person who gets me.
28:08I've crossed deserts for miles.
28:11Swarm water for time.
28:13Searching places to find.
28:15A piece of something to call a mind.
28:18I'm coming.
28:19I'm coming.
28:20I'm coming.
28:21I'm coming.
28:22I'm coming.
28:23Coming closer to you.
28:27Oh well, fuck it.
28:28Might as well have fun.
28:29I'm coming.
28:30Come and close to you.
28:31I'm coming.
28:32I'm coming.
28:33I'm coming.
28:34Can you hear what I hear?
28:35I'm coming.
28:36I'm coming.
28:37I'm coming.
28:38I'm coming.
28:39I'm coming.
28:40I'm coming.
28:41I'm coming.
28:42I'm coming.
28:43I'm coming.
28:44I'm coming.
28:45I'm coming.
28:46I'm coming.
28:47I'm coming.
28:48I'm coming.
28:49I'm coming.
28:50I'm coming.
28:51I'm coming.
28:52I'm coming.
28:53I'm coming.
28:54You're dreaming to love me
28:56I can hear it calling you
29:00I'm coming out, drowning, swimming closer to you
29:05It's freezing
29:30I'm not paying for shots again
29:31Hey Di, do a song with me
29:34Yeah, karaoke's only fun for people too boring to do drugs
29:37You already know that
29:38I know you said
29:39Oh, fuck's sake, Tony, you fucking idiot
29:42What have I told you about following me around, you freak?
29:44Should I talk to you?
29:45Yeah, and now you've ruined my dress, you fucking little small dick, knobhead
29:48Fucking weirdo
29:49Look in touch, get your hands off me
29:51Di, come on
29:54I know you're being stunned from me
29:55Di, who's that?
29:57I'm not casing so shape
30:00It's because they've got matching mirrors
30:02Made for each other
30:03Right, what are we singing?
30:04Aaron, can you hold the note?
30:06How about I got you, babe
30:09A whole new world
30:10Oh, you can be sitting here now, Michelle
30:11What are you doing?
30:12Max
30:13It's you
30:14I mean, you're here
30:15Looks like it
30:16Yeah, well, I didn't know where you were and your phone has been so I've been worried
30:20Yeah, I've heard
30:21Yeah, I've heard
30:22I had to get a new number
30:23Oh, I had to get a new number
30:24Oh, good
30:25Do you want to talk somewhere more quiet?
30:26Look, I don't think we need to talk somewhere more quiet
30:30Look, Max
30:31Max, Max is OK
30:32I know
30:33About my mum, she threatened you and I spoke to her
30:34I don't know where you were and your phone has been so I've been worried
30:37Yeah, I've heard
30:38I had to get a new number
30:39Oh, good
30:40Do you want to talk somewhere more quiet?
30:41Look, I don't think we should be talking
30:42No, Max
30:43Max is OK
30:44I know
30:45About my mum
30:46And that's why she threatened you and I spoke to her and that's why you broke up with me
31:01She said she was going to go to the police
31:03No, Max, she's a rancid bitch
31:04But listen
31:05It don't matter how old I am or who my family is
31:09Max, we could run away together
31:11Because if I had to choose between seeing them ever again and seeing you, I choose you
31:15Every single time
31:16I choose you over everyone else, Max
31:22Because I love you
31:24I do
31:26First up, we have Tom and Max with You're Gorgeous
31:30Who's that?
31:35Max, get up here
31:40I'm sorry
31:41I would have told you
31:42No, I didn't
31:43It didn't matter
31:44Look, I did mean everything I said to you
31:45Fuck off, Max
31:46I said fuck off, Max
31:47Come on
31:48Your next fucking rent boy is waiting
31:49Max
31:50I said I was sorry
31:51Yeah, it's a fair time I've worn it and you've wrecked it, you knobhead
31:52I said I was sorry
31:53Yeah, it's a fair time I've worn it and you've wrecked it you knobhead
31:54I'm alright
31:55Yeah, I'm fine
31:56Look
31:57I'm telling you, I don't think you're fucking gay, you're mental twat
32:01Look, you need to stop speaking at me like that
32:02I don't want to talk to you at all actually, Tony
32:03What?
32:04How about now, eh?
32:05I'm fucking out of here
32:06I'm telling you, I don't think you're fucking gay, you're mental twat
32:08Look, you need to stop speaking at me like that
32:10I don't want to talk to you at all actually, Tony
32:11What?
32:12How about now, eh?
32:13I'm fucking out of here
32:14I don't want to talk to her
32:15I'm no god
32:16I don't want to talk to her
32:17I didn't take them
32:18I'm all right
32:19Yeah, I'm fine
32:20I'm telling you, I don't think you're fucking gay, you're mental twat
32:21Look, I'm telling you, I don't think you're fucking gay, you're mental twat
32:23Look, you need to stop speaking at me like that
32:24I don't want to talk to you at all actually, Tony
32:26What?
32:27How about now, eh?
32:28I'm fucking out of here
32:29You're fucking out of here
32:30I want my drugs
32:32I didn't take them
32:33Are you the fucking lying bitch?
32:35Someone tell him! Tell them I don't even fuck out, please
32:39She did
32:40She did.
32:42Shh!
32:43Byron, shut the fuck up!
32:44And we took him home.
32:45Byron, what the fuck are you doing?
32:47It's what the fuck you're going to do now, eh?
32:49You're going to stick that screwdriver in her eye,
32:51and hers, and mine.
32:53Cos fuck me, it'll be a lot of blood that.
32:55You sure you've got the stomach for it?
32:57I'll do that fucking three of you!
32:58Will you?
32:59Fucking two.
33:01I think you better make sure you fucking kill us.
33:04Cos if you don't,
33:06I'll let the whole Nottingham know your little secret.
33:09Is it true you cry when you ejaculate to her?
33:12You what?
33:14Yeah, who's it for, Sash?
33:16Oh, yeah, it's for his mum, eh?
33:18Isn't it?
33:21I mean, I'm not judging her, but other people...
33:24Oh, fuck me, other people will.
33:26You alright?
33:27So if you so much as touch one fake hair on her head,
33:31I'll make sure everyone between here and fucking Glasgow
33:33knows about it.
33:34You hear me?
33:35Oh, I don't know.
33:36Stop!
33:37Oh!
33:38What the fuck?
33:39Get back!
33:40Stop!
33:41What am I?
33:42I need a fucking screwdriver!
33:44I ain't got a fucking...
33:45Oh my God!
33:47Oh my God!
33:48That bastard, you see the way he was running scared?
33:50Die!
33:51Die!
33:52Hey, call for us again, you fucking nub!
33:53I didn't see what I fucking did.
33:54You're a fucking idiot, Sashash.
33:56What the fuck tonight?
33:57What the fuck you got fucking killed?
33:59God, someone's worth 50p on you tonight, haven't they?
34:03Ain't there something you want to say to Byron?
34:05It's practically just saved your fucking life.
34:09Hiya, Liam.
34:11You all right, babe? He's out tonight?
34:14Nah.
34:15I'll put you back at mine.
34:17If you look for it.
34:19Of course I am, babe. I'm always up for it.
34:24What do you reckon?
34:26We could just go back and find the others.
34:28This luck can get a bit intense.
34:31I'm on a pie.
34:39I left a test.
34:41Can you go in?
34:48She don't piss and learn.
34:50As if she couldn't even find me.
34:52Saved a fucking life.
34:54Babe, thank you. Ain't in Sasha's lexicon.
34:58No.
34:59One of the four fucking letters for a start.
35:03You're cheeky.
35:04You're cheeky.
35:05So anyway, Max, you sure he's got a new fella then?
35:10Yeah.
35:12I should have listened to you.
35:13Yeah, you bloody should have.
35:14But sometimes you've just got to see for your son, haven't you?
35:17At least to know now is all bollocks.
35:19He never actually loved me.
35:21Well, fuck him.
35:22This is lust anyway, baby.
35:24I'm serious.
35:25Look, you were proper sick tonight.
35:28You reckon?
35:30Yeah.
35:31I wish I could talk like you.
35:33Well, I wish I could look like you.
35:35Baby, you can.
35:37Why don't you?
35:38Yeah.
35:39I can't pull off like your sexy dance moves.
35:42You don't have to say something nice just because I did, you know.
35:46No, I'm not.
35:47You're all good.
35:48I do.
36:08Listen to me, son.
36:24Listen to me, son.
36:28What the fuck is this?
36:33It's not mine, I fucking found it.
37:03All right, now we're gonna go to school now.
37:25Let him tell him that you can't go for, no, time is to breathe, bring it in and.
38:01Oi, Tinkerbell.
38:12No one falls asleep at my parties. Wake up.
38:17I'm not.
38:21You got a key on you?
38:24Come on.
38:31What are you doing?
38:53You need to take your vitamin K.
38:55Are you trying to give me a horse tranquilizer?
38:59Do you like horses?
39:02I'm on that one.
39:03There we go.
39:16There we go.
39:17What?
39:47What?
40:15Pirate!
40:17Byron!
40:19We need to go.
40:20OK.
40:21Come on.
40:24Come on.
40:26Sash.
40:27Sash?
40:29Sash?
40:31Come on.
40:32Oh, I'm going to go out with you, sir.
40:37Byron, come on. We're going. Come on.
40:39Carol.
40:43So what you're saying?
40:44You know what you're saying?
40:49For fuck's sake.
40:52Hello?
40:53I'm going to take over.
40:55Please.
41:00Byron, it's Max.
41:03Look, I didn't want to leave things like that.
41:06Truth told, I didn't want to leave things at all.
41:08I just want you to say, I choose you two.
41:13Or I will, if you let me.
41:16Look, I'm going to send you my address.
41:18Come over.
41:20We can talk.
41:21See you soon.
41:23What?
41:26Marilla?
41:28Fucking brave.
41:34So much for us fucking sticking together, eh?
41:36Hmm.
41:38What if they find out a secret?
41:41Well, she didn't have to go with him, did she?
41:45Might be my address.
41:47Well, I guess we'll see if she turns up alive next Saturday, won't we?
41:50Stupid bitch.
41:53It was a good night though, eh?
41:55Yeah.
41:57But I've lost my fucking keys.
41:59Oh shit, really?
42:01Well, you can stay at mine if you need to.
42:04No, it's fine.
42:06They'll bust a beer in a minute.
42:07You should probably go to my mama's.
42:10Right.
42:12Well, text me when you get back, yeah?
42:15Yeah.
42:18You sure you're going to be okay?
42:20Of course.
42:22Good.
42:24Love ya.
42:33Good.
42:35Good.
42:37Good, good.
42:39Okay, let me—
42:47Good.
42:49Good, good.
42:52Good.
42:56Good, good.
42:57Good做.
42:59Sorry, I think you've got my keys.
43:25I haven't seen no keys.
43:26Oh, wait, no, I left him last night.
43:29Are you calling me a liar or something?
43:30No.
43:31You come to my house, you take my drugs, you leave your shit behind now, you stand here
43:34in front of me, and you accuse me of being...
43:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
43:36What?
43:37I'm whining you up, you little dickhead.
43:40Your face.
43:43How about your keys?
43:47I've got your keys on that.
43:50Thanks.
43:51Ooh.
43:52Well then.
43:54Logan, both of them.
44:03Beg for him, and I'll give him you.
44:09Please, Liam, I'm begging you.
44:14I don't believe you.
44:16Please, Liam, I'm begging you.
44:22I'll give you my number.
44:29Hey, Shevenido, yeah?
44:31Okay.
44:32I'll give you my number.
44:34Hey, Shevenido, yeah?
44:36Okay.
44:37Don't like that.
44:40Thanks.
44:53Right.
44:57Go on.
44:59Fuck off then.
45:02You know, I think I finally get what everyone means about moving on.
45:18Truth is, you can't.
45:20That's how you find someone else, anyway.
45:35Keep on running, keep on running, keep on running back to you.
45:50Keep on running, keep on running back to you.
45:54Alright.
45:55Keep on running, keep on running, keep on running back to you.
45:57All right.
46:01Take care.
46:02Good luck.
46:03Bye.
46:05Bye.
46:06Bye.
46:08Bye.
46:09Bye.
46:11Bye.
46:12Bye.
46:14Bye.
46:14Bye.
46:17Bye.
46:19Bye.
46:20Bye.
46:21Bye.
46:23Bye.
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