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00:00They say it's a dangerous world, don't play with matches, don't get run over, don't get AIDS, don't smoke, say no to drugs, say no to strangers, don't forget to wear a seatbelt,
00:28and above all, whatever you do, do not fucking die, thing is, I'm not one to say no to drugs, or strangers, God knows why I am the way I am, but, I am,
00:48you know that drop-in feeling you get when you're on a rollercoaster, that wave inside your body, like you want to go to the toilet, it's kind of scary, and sexual,
01:07I know it's bad for me, but I can't stop myself, because I am bad,
01:12and so what, because in the end, something's going to get you.
01:42Did they, er, did they use a johnny?
01:52I'll have to drop you here, my wife will ask questions as it is.
01:56Not in the middle of friggin' nowhere, I don't believe you think so.
01:59Get out the fucking car!
02:06Pull the taxi, businesses have expenses.
02:09I'm fucking dead!
02:12I'm fucking dead!
02:22BELL RINGS
02:24BELL RINGS
02:26BELL RINGS
02:27BELL RINGS
02:28Die, thank fuck.
02:30A-up, flag.
02:31You're never going to fucking believe it.
02:33Whoa, whoa, what the fuck is that?
02:35What the fuck's what?
02:36It's an only bastard arse.
02:39Where the hell are ya?
02:48Cheese on rice.
02:49Imagine you've been stranded there all night.
02:51Poozing used to having a lure, a code, some decorum.
03:00Oh my god, babes.
03:02So I was in the club last night, yeah?
03:04And this peng-ass looking guy comes up to me and he gives me his business card.
03:08What is his business?
03:09Well he makes like music videos and that.
03:11Anyway, he saw me dancing, wants me to audition.
03:14What?
03:15Oh my god, babe, you have to.
03:17Yeah, but what if it's like a set-up or something and you don't know that I'm not, you know?
03:23Oh my god, well then I'll come with ya.
03:26Babe, this is major, you can't miss out on this.
03:29What, will you make that?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Promise.
03:32Thanks, babe.
03:38But no telling Sasha, yeah?
03:40Yeah.
03:41Cause she'll just take the fucking piss.
03:43You might just burn your fingers if you reach for stars.
03:47But if you don't have a...
03:48Pee up, pee up, pee up, pee up!
03:50Uh-uh.
03:51Fucking don't.
03:52Alright.
04:02Take the woop.
04:18Ahh, no.
04:23Kinda dead.
04:29T-
04:30Come on for a spliff.
05:00So what have you been up to then?
05:25Come on.
05:55Come on.
05:57I heard something about you.
06:00What?
06:03I heard that you love giving head.
06:07From who?
06:12I heard something about you.
06:24I heard something about you.
06:40I heard something about you.
06:52What's black bloody beauty?
06:56It's just like the autobiography of an arse and all the good and bad it goes through.
07:01Do you get me?
07:03Orses can't read or write.
07:06Fuckin' you.
07:13Cheeky fuck.
07:16What are you doing that for?
07:30I don't need to do in.
07:31You're alright aren't you?
07:35Mmm.
07:36I'm an original.
07:42You missed the knife.
07:56What the fuck are you doing?
07:58Fuck.
07:59Shit.
08:00Sorry.
08:01I'm only joking.
08:05What have you got that for?
08:26Protection.
08:27Some twat reckons I own money.
08:31Look, my dad would go mad if I'm back late so I should probably get off.
08:36It'll be dark soon.
08:37Well done.
08:38Stay over.
08:40Level with the rear side.
08:41Yep.
08:42Okay.
08:43Your front side is clear.
08:44Yep.
08:45Close your right eye.
08:46Okay.
08:47I'm straight.
08:48I'm on.
08:49Okay.
08:50I'm straight.
08:51I'm on.
08:52Okay.
08:53I'm straight.
08:54I'm on.
08:55I'm on.
08:56I'm on.
08:57I'm on.
08:58I'm on.
08:59I'm on.
09:00I'm on.
09:01I'm on.
09:02I'm on.
09:03I'm on.
09:04Okay.
09:05I'm on.
09:06I'm on.
09:07I'm on.
09:08I'm on.
09:09I'm on.
09:10You coming then, or what?
09:13I can't fall for that.
09:27Fine.
09:28Raise your tits off there then.
09:34I'll see you next time.
10:04I'll see you next time.
10:34I'll see you next time.
11:04I'll see you next time.
11:34I'll see you next time.
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12:38I'll see you next time.
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15:00I'll see you next time.
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15:12I'll see you next time.
15:14I'll see you next time.
15:16I'll see you next time.
15:18I'll see you next time.
15:20Oh, that's posh.
15:22Yeah.
15:23So we'll be downstairs if, um...
15:28Right, well...
15:30You two enjoy.
15:33Yeah.
15:36If you, um...
15:37Stay! Where's your place?
15:39Corner cupboard!
15:40I'll see you later.
15:50Hello, stranger.
16:08Yeah, do us a favour.
16:10Meet me at No Market Box tomorrow at 3pm.
16:12Okay, well...
16:20Hey, up, Liam.
16:31Don't use money.
16:32Oh, why are we using souvenirs?
16:35Did you tell someone about the other night?
16:39Don't fucking lie to me!
16:41No, no, I'm not. I didn't. I promise as well.
16:44Promise.
16:46But I enjoyed it. Did you?
16:50Listen, I told an old client about you.
16:57He's into some kinky shit, but he's interested.
17:01And he's loaded.
17:04Right.
17:05We can make a bond from him.
17:08If you wanted to, uh...
17:11Help me out.
17:12Yeah, maybe.
17:20Dean.
17:21I'm with him now. Here.
17:22Tell him you're 15.
17:23Go on.
17:24Hi.
17:26Are you there?
17:27Oh, so...
17:28You're Liam's friend.
17:29Oh, yeah, why?
17:30What's he been saying about me?
17:31That you are naughty.
17:32Oh, I'm very naughty.
17:33You sound a bit girly.
17:34Or are you just young?
17:35Mm, 16.
17:36Well, we'll be in a few weeks. Why?
17:37Are you gonna treat me?
17:38They're gonna squeeze me in before, you bad boy.
17:39Why?
17:40You need punishing.
17:41Oh, you need punishing.
17:42Oh, no.
17:43No.
17:44No.
17:45No.
17:46No.
17:47No.
17:48No.
17:49No.
17:50No.
17:51You'll have to talk to my business manager.
17:52Yeah, it's gonna cost you.
17:53That's about Friday.
17:54By Sunday.
17:55I don't know.
17:56No.
17:57Oh, no.
17:58No.
17:59No.
18:00So.
18:01No.
18:02No.
18:03And you get a little bit of help.
18:04No.
18:05You care.
18:06No.
18:07I don't know nothing.
18:08I'm like that.
18:09That's what it's been.
18:10No.
18:11I'm like, Lord.
18:12No.
18:13No.
18:14No.
18:15I'm like, Lord.
18:16No.
18:17You get, Lord.
18:18No.
18:19as about Friday I'll send you a location good job he really wants you
18:31don't you
18:38Friday and dress like a lad I'm like girly shit
18:46hey hey don't worry I'll look after you
18:53okay
19:00I'll tell you what though there is no fit guys here tonight why is there no one decent to shag and nottingham nowadays babes there's loads of guys
19:08you've just fucking shagged everyone already so what's with the le g vibes
19:13nothing you are looking rather more on the boys side of things this evening don't get a hard on Pete
19:19who is he then?
19:21Spill
19:23just
19:25someone
19:26well if that's what he's going for he's barking at the wrong trees don't you think?
19:27what my man wants to get
19:28hmm what's that?
19:29chlamydia
19:30ooh
19:31that's a big word sash
19:32spell it
19:33ooh bitch
19:34we'll wait
19:35right
19:36I'm off
19:37enjoy your imaginary date babe
19:38and we'll wait
19:39who is he then?
19:40who is he then?
19:41spill
19:42just
19:43someone
19:44well if that's what he's going for he's barking at the wrong trees don't you think?
19:46what my man wants to get
19:47hmm
19:48what's that?
19:49chlamydia
19:50ooh
19:51ooh
19:52that's a big word sash
19:53spell it
19:54ooh bitch
19:55we'll wait
19:57right
20:01I'm off
20:02enjoy your imaginary date babes
20:04chlamydia looks ugly on your sash
20:07just like everything else
20:09get fucked Byron
20:11got their big fucking hands out there
20:15night babe
20:16cheeky fucker
20:17she's getting out of control
20:18she is cheeky
20:19she is out of control
20:20she got you there babes
20:22what is this place?
20:42left behind from old iron works
20:45and some wicked parties here
20:52you scared Byron?
20:55no
21:08why are we doing this here?
21:10I don't want that creep knowing where I live
21:20hot
21:22it's my birthday next Saturday
21:43me mama is going to be 50 as well
21:46we're taking her downtown
21:48to the gay pub
21:50you cook on?
22:04next Saturday
22:13what?
22:14what is it?
22:15it's fucking cancelled
22:16you fucking bastard
22:17no without that cash burn
22:19I'm dead
22:20I'm fucking
22:21dead
22:22do the fucking
22:23fuck
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23:12I've been speaking to you like this.
23:14What?
23:15No, not by a dumb fucking twat.
23:17I'm calling you fucking dumb.
23:19Shut the fuck up, man. Take your stuff and buy it.
23:21All right, I will. I will.
23:23You're off your fucking head!
23:24Do you know what? You're a fucking psycho!
23:26Steve, you want to call me off my head?
23:28I'm not fucking right with you. The bloke said hello to you.
23:31Yeah, what'd you fucking say to him?
23:32Fuck off!
23:33You fucking slag!
23:35There's no wonder your son's how he is.
23:38Bye, Cam.
23:46Yeah?
23:47Happy birthday.
23:48Aw, thanks.
23:50You're only bothered about the money anyway, ain't ya?
23:57I'm gonna stay at my mama's tonight.
24:05Right, cheers!
24:07Happy birthday!
24:13Come on, mama.
24:14Oi, she's my mama, not yours.
24:16Don't this lot make you feel like you're old.
24:22Excuse me while I attended the bathroom.
24:27What did I say?
24:28He don't reference his advancing years.
24:30Has he not got any friends his own age, then?
24:33Yeah, well, everyone gets home at everyone round here.
24:35True.
24:36Yeah, especially if they pay.
24:41You're gonna have to come out with us more often, MJ.
24:43Yes!
24:44Yes!
24:45No, no!
24:46It'll take me till I'm 60 to recover from.
24:49Right, whose round is it now?
24:50It's yours, babe.
24:52Wait, I think Byron's got a new job, so I think that makes it your round, babe.
24:57Have you got a job, Ducky?
24:59Oh, yeah, lots of jobs.
25:02Hand jobs, rim jobs, blue jobs.
25:08Sash, Boggs, now.
25:16Right, let's dance!
25:17Yes!
25:18Oh, come on MJ!
25:19Show us your mood!
25:20Come on!
25:21Wait, wait till you see Eric!
25:22Come on!
25:23There'll be fire early night!
25:24Woo!
25:25Let's go!
25:26Let's go!
25:38Where did we go wrong?
25:42Where did we lose our faith?
25:46My brother is in me, but can he depend on me?
25:51If you think if one of you tried
25:54Maybe you could find
25:56A better friend than any other
25:59If you gave more than you took
26:02Life would be so good
26:04Come on and try
26:06Now's the time for shopping
26:18Oh damn, I meant to smoke this before midnight.
26:21It's my lucky cig.
26:22I don't want you having bad lungs like me.
26:26I worry you're growing up too fast.
26:29Yeah, I can't be your little duck here forever can I?
26:32Yeah, but you will be.
26:36Right, come on. Let's get you in a taxi.
26:39And hey.
26:40Oh!
26:41You don't need any more.
26:43You don't need any more shots.
26:44You don't need any more shots.
26:45Peter, take it off.
26:46Please!
26:47Do not throw off on my new top.
26:48I didn't even know you did it.
26:49Oh!
26:52What's going on?
26:54I should put that fucking drink over your head.
26:56I've told her.
26:57And she's sorry.
26:59Aren't you, Sash?
27:02Right, come on.
27:03We're going funked.
27:04My birthday, my choice.
27:06Hurry up.
27:07Hurry up.
27:08And last thing at night.
27:09And last thing at night.
27:10And last thing at night.
27:11And last thing at night.
27:12Okay.
27:13Keep my body more, baby.
27:15You know it feels right.
27:17Take a little higher.
27:22I'll make it into.
27:26Tell me what you're feeling.
27:29I'll feel it with you.
27:34We can only understand why we are sure.
27:40How was I supposed to go on the road?
27:47Move a little closer.
27:51Make sure I'm looking out.
27:55Heal me with your loving.
27:58I need you so much.
28:00I need you so much.
28:02I need you so much.
28:04I need you so much.
28:06Hey.
28:08Hey.
28:29Happy Birthday.
28:31Happy Birthday.
28:33Oh, look at my special places
28:38Ooh, my heart.
28:40Raising me with you
28:44Oh, look at me with you
28:48I'll take your love and take your chances
28:54I'll take my wings
28:56Oh, look at me with you
29:00Ah, babe! We should go to the bar.
29:04Yeah, come. Come on.
29:24Leave it out if you want.
29:30I've got a surprise for you, if you can handle it.
29:35I can handle anything.
29:51You know all the hot spots, don't you?
29:54This place is one big shithole.
29:57I ain't getting stuck here, you know?
30:00Fuck that!
30:04We should run away together.
30:07That's the drug stalking.
30:09Is it?
30:10We should do that.
30:11We should do that.
30:12Oh, shit.
30:13We should do that.
30:16I don't know.
30:17Come on, come on.
30:47Oh, I don't know what to have.
31:11Just have a bit of what you fancy.
31:13I can't face anything.
31:17Well, that's nice, isn't it?
31:19Bring you somewhere nice and you can't eat.
31:21It's not that special.
31:23It's really lovely, Doc.
31:29There you go.
31:30I'll get you the trainers that you want to, but this was one of your favourites when
31:39you were younger, so.
31:41Oh, well.
31:48I can't believe you're 16.
31:51I can't believe I'm old enough to have a 16-year-old.
31:53Oh, I don't think that's for her own.
31:54Oh, yeah.
31:55It is.
31:55It's from Bobby.
31:57Who the fuck's Bobby?
31:58Language.
32:00Mother dearest, who is this Bobington of Richsell's speaker?
32:03All right, don't take the piss.
32:05It's my new fella.
32:06He's from work and he's lovely, actually.
32:08He's really lovely.
32:09Well, it must be all right for a few, Bob.
32:11Bobby.
32:11Ha-ha.
32:16Ta.
32:24Cheers.
32:25Cheers.
32:26Happy birthday.
32:27Happy birthday.
32:27Happy birthday.
32:29All right?
32:33Do you want to see some photos?
32:34Ooh, yeah.
32:35So that's us at Chatsworth.
32:37They feel pride and prejudice there.
32:39Oh.
32:39No, I had to see.
32:42Here's that.
32:44Robert was Bobby's son.
32:51Does Bobby know I exist?
32:55He's so stupid.
32:56Of course he does.
32:58That's a nice one.
32:59Mm-hmm.
33:01All right, are we ready to order?
33:03Can't you just be happy for me?
33:05He is, aren't you?
33:06I'm ecstatic.
33:07I mean, it'd be terrible to meet someone falling in love
33:09and have someone else piss all over it.
33:11Er, can I have the lamb, please?
33:19Right.
33:20Pop to the loo.
33:25Hey, come here.
33:27See you later.
33:28I love you.
33:28Oh, go on.
33:30Come bingo.
33:31It'll be fun, the three of us.
33:42I can't keep doing this, Byron.
33:44Yeah, well, I'm 16, Ollie,
33:46so you consider yourself emancipated.
33:48You can lock that up later.
33:50You're being horrible.
33:52Bingo.
33:52I know.
34:14Di.
34:15Hayes, where are you?
34:16I've just got here.
34:17Er, Di, I'm so sorry.
34:18I meant to text you.
34:18It's my mama.
34:19Oh, she's not well.
34:20I've got to stay with her.
34:25Di?
34:27Er, it's fine.
34:29Look, I've got to go, yeah?
34:31But I hope she gets better seeing.
34:33Fucking smash it.
34:33You're amazing.
34:35Yeah, I love you.
34:38Di?
34:38All right, ladies.
34:47Hey, come over here.
34:49Come over here.
34:50Come over here.
34:51Hey.
34:56We'll see her.
34:57We'll see her.
34:59You'll go, Ralph.
35:01Hey, that's a fella.
35:02No, what are you talking about?
35:03That's a fella.
35:03I'm telling you, that's a fella.
35:04Look.
35:04It is.
35:05Yeah, it is.
35:06I'm telling you.
35:06I'm sorry.
35:06You won't get a chance.
35:07You're not.
35:09Check that out, hey.
35:10Are you coming home with us?
35:11Hey?
35:13Where are you off to?
35:15Hey.
35:16Hey.
35:17Hey, I'm talking to you.
35:18Hey.
35:34Isn't that cancelled again, I say?
35:37Byron, he's a filthy fucking nonce.
35:50He waited until you were two days legal for this.
35:51Come on, are you not tired of being fucked over your entire life?
36:04He waited until you were two days legal for this.
36:06Come on, are you not tired of being fucked over your entire life?
36:13Come on, are you not tired of being fucked over your entire life?
36:17Well, maybe he was.
36:18He's a real person.
36:18I'm not tired of being fucked over his own life.
36:20I'm not tired of being fucked over your entire life.
36:22I died in the life.
36:22I'm sorry.
36:23I didn't know who passed away.
36:23I didn't know who passed away.
36:23Oh, my God.
36:24I don't know who passed away.
36:25I don't know.
36:26Hey.
36:26I'm sorry.
36:26I've killed him.
36:27I'm sorry.
36:35I ain't didn't know.
36:36I don't know who passed away which I can't believe.
36:36I can't believe in him.
36:37Come on, then.
37:07Ah, ah, ah, ah.
37:34He's here.
37:36And his fucking mark.
37:39Right, don't actually shoot him.
37:51Nice wheels, mate.
37:52Sorry I'm late. It's been a busy day.
38:00You up, eh?
38:06I want him to call me sir.
38:09Pay up. Money well.
38:11What would you like, sir?
38:12Get on your knees, boy.
38:14What would you like, sir?
38:15Get on your knees, boy.
38:16What would you like, sir?
38:17Get on your knees, boy.
38:18What would you like, sir?
38:19Get on your knees, boy.
38:20What would you like, sir?
38:24What would you like, sir?
38:25Get on your knees, boy.
38:26Get out there, you little slut.
38:27What would you like, sir?
38:28What would you like, sir?
38:29What would you like, sir?
38:30What would you like, sir?
38:31Get on your knees, boy.
38:32Get out there, you little slut.
38:33Get out there, you little slut.
38:50Get out then you little slut.
39:20Now do what Sue wants you to.
39:31Do as you're told and you'll be fine.
39:45Hang your knees.
39:47Bye.
39:50Pin numbers, Dean.
39:55Liam.
39:56Pin numbers!
39:582-2-9-5-6.
40:00And the others, come on.
40:02They're all the same.
40:03You better not be lying to me, Dean.
40:05I swear to God I'll fucking kill you.
40:07I'm not, I'm not, I promise.
40:11Remember,
40:12Max withdraw before midnight and you do it again after.
40:17You're gonna keep me company, aren't you?
40:19Come on.
40:22There she is.
40:23There she is.
40:24There's another inside.
40:25Just sit in the back.
40:34There's another inside.
40:35Just sit in the back.
40:36There's another inside.
40:37Just sit in the back.
40:38There's another inside.
40:39There's another inside.
40:40There's another inside.
40:41Just sit in the back.
40:42There's another inside.
40:43There's another inside.
40:44There's another inside.
40:45There's another inside.
40:46There's another inside.
40:47Just sit in the back.
40:48There's another inside.
40:49There's another inside.
40:50There's another inside.
40:51There's another inside.
40:52There's another inside.
40:53There's another inside.
40:54There's another inside.
40:55There's another inside.
40:56There's another inside.
40:57There's another inside.
40:58There's another inside.
40:59There's another inside.
41:00There's another inside.
41:01There's another inside.
41:02Oh, please.
41:11Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
41:27The pen, it didn't work.
41:30What's going on?
41:32Did you lie to me about that?
41:34Did you fucking lie to me?
41:36No.
41:37I'm sorry.
41:38I can't think straight.
41:41Any more mistakes and I'll fucking end you, Dean?
41:452-9-5-6.
41:482-9-5-6.
41:50Okay.
41:512-9-5-6.
41:522-9-5-6.
41:53Yeah.
41:54Yeah, okay.
41:56Okay.
41:56Okay.
41:572-9-5-6.
41:592-9-5-6.
42:00You'll need to be...
42:16I'm locking that door in a few.
42:17Yeah, will be.
42:18Thanks.
42:18Oh, fuck.
42:30Oh, fuck.
42:30You done there, then?
42:59Hey, yeah, almost.
43:00Oh, fuck.
43:01Come on, then.
43:02Sorry, it's my mama.
43:05She's like this much from that one and then that from next.
43:07She shouldn't give a pin out.
43:09Well, she's ass-bound.
43:11Yeah.
43:12Like peas in a pod.
43:13Except she fucking insists doing everything cash.
43:16You'll have to be quick, love.
43:17I'm about to lock up.
43:18Oh, fuck.
43:31Oh, fuck.
43:36Oh, fuck.
43:37Oh, fuck.
43:40Oh, I saw you sent out.
44:01I stopped fucking snivelling.
44:02Yeah, you're fine.
44:10You tell anyone, and everyone finds out you're a Dean, dirty little pedo.
44:22You got it?
44:24Yeah?
44:25Oh, good.
44:27Fuck off!
44:40Come on in.
44:41Come on in.
44:42Come on in.
44:43Keep moving.
45:00Woo!
45:10I almost feel sorry for him.
45:28What are you doing?
45:29Liam.
45:30Liam, what the fuck are you doing?
45:32Back it in, Liam.
45:33Shut your fucking mouth now.
45:34Shut up now.
45:35Shut up.
45:36Shut your mouth.
45:37Stop fucking talking.
45:38Stop fucking fighting, you fucking prick.
45:48It's a fake.
45:50You fucking playing.
45:51Oh, God.
45:56Rins, yeah?
45:57Yeah, I got the cash.
45:59I know, bruv.
46:00I know, I know, I know.
46:01Hey, yo, bring a piece.
46:02I'll be there in 20.
46:03Yeah?
46:04Safe.
46:08Oh.
46:14Tell no one.
46:23And if you ever speak to me like that again,
46:30I'll fucking kill you.
46:31I'll kill you.
46:32I'll kill you.
46:33I'll kill you.
46:34I'll kill you.
46:42It really is a dangerous world, isn't it?
47:02Maybe we're never really safe, just lucky for a while.
47:10But I make my own luck, because in the end the only way to start people running you over
47:28is to run over them first.
47:38I'll see you next time.
47:40I'll see you next time.
47:44Bye.
47:46Bye.
47:48Bye.
47:50Bye.
47:52Bye.
47:54Bye.
47:56Bye.
47:58Bye.
48:00Bye.
48:02Bye.
48:04Bye.
48:06Bye.
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