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00:00Rent boys that got done for armed robbera
00:05Be funny if it went so fucking terrifying
00:11Byron yeah
00:13Liam Murphy's not shown the judge wants to sentence you together if does that mean you can go
00:20I'm not going to prison not today
00:23There'll be another date through the post yeah, yeah, oh my god
00:41There's nothing like a jail sentence hanging over here to make you appreciate life
00:47music's better
00:49foods tastier
00:51Every song
00:53Cigarette hour gets me closer to my face
00:57Byron
00:59Liam's not shown until then I might as well make the most of it
01:21Liam's not shown
01:22Liam's not shown
01:23Liam's not shown
01:24Liam's not shown
01:25Liam's not shown
01:26Liam's not shown
01:27Liam's not shown
01:28Liam's not shown
01:29Liam's not shown
01:30Oh, my God.
02:00CHIRPING
02:12Have you been self-medicating?
02:15Alison's my youth offending officer.
02:19It can be very unsettling, all this waiting.
02:22Yeah, it's better than going to prison, isn't it?
02:26Maybe I should write Liam a little thank you letter.
02:29Do you know where he is?
02:31Obviously not, Alison.
02:35I mean, people keep saying Ireland,
02:38but no-one's seen him in months.
02:40I could write my fucking thank you letter on me,
02:42it's all reason I'm in this mess.
02:44Er... Byron, do you know what accountability means?
02:49Yes, I am being accountable. I'm here, aren't I?
02:52It's saying it means someone who's fucked off.
02:54Sorry. I...
02:57Sorry.
02:58All right, well...
03:00Erm...
03:01The good news is,
03:03we can use this extra time to get you another character reference.
03:07But I thought, my teacher, I thought he wrote you on.
03:10Yeah, yeah, yeah, we did.
03:12Erm...
03:13He said you were exceptionally clever...
03:16when you turn up.
03:20Yeah, well...
03:21I can't concentrate with all this going on.
03:24No, I know.
03:26I just want Judge Shaw to see the best picture of you.
03:30You know, the Byron that we all know and love.
03:32Yeah, then it'll definitely bang me up, babes.
03:39Oh, what?
03:40You can take that if you like.
03:43No, I don't. It's fine.
03:46So, this character reference, do you think it's helpful, yeah?
03:50Erm...
03:51Yeah.
03:52Yeah, they can be very helpful.
03:54I don't know.
03:57Game.
03:59PHONE RINGS
04:00PHONE RINGS
04:02Varian, what have you fucking got there?
04:04You doing me, Adam?
04:04No, it's my mum.
04:05PHONE RINGS
04:06She thinks she knows about my court case.
04:08And what if she does?
04:09Oh.
04:18Yeah, your hormones.
04:19They are.
04:20Where'd you get them from?
04:22Black market purchase.
04:24Is that why it didn't work?
04:25Ha-ha, very funny.
04:28Listen, I need you out today.
04:30Me and Bradley need some alone time.
04:31You mean you're watching TV and hiding from Bev?
04:34We don't just watch TV, thank you very much.
04:36Bradley can't keep his hands off me.
04:38You sure he's worth all this?
04:39Oi, Sack.
04:40He's thick as two plants.
04:42Yeah, he is.
04:43Right.
04:44Right, you're about ready then, Sack.
04:46We'd better get started on here if we're gonna fit it all in.
04:48God, it's bad enough hearing you two through the walls.
04:51She sounds like a seal getting clubbed.
04:54Ooh!
04:55Bradley!
04:56Bradley!
04:57Bradley!
04:58Nah, my cousin borrowed me this box set.
05:0024.
05:01And each one's like an hour of a real day or something.
05:03Apparently it's Walgut.
05:04Wow.
05:05So we're just gonna sit and watch it all, aren't we, babe?
05:06How long do you reckon that'll take, Bradley?
05:10Got a bit of water, don't it?
05:11Mm.
05:1424 hours, I reckon.
05:15Well, fuck, well, it's a lot.
05:22What?
05:23Hi.
05:24Hi, Lisa, you all right?
05:25Oh, no, it's Sash.
05:26I'm good, babe.
05:27How are you?
05:28Oh, you on firing?
05:29Yeah, he's Ian.
05:30I'll pass him on now.
05:31All right, babe.
05:32Bye-bye-bye-bye.
05:33Yeah, yeah, I'm here.
05:35Well, no, I weren't ignoring you.
05:37And so I said, Mum, it's gazpacho.
05:39It's meant to be cold.
05:40She was having none of it.
05:42Right, Mum, what do you want?
05:43Sir, I've just, I've got somewhere to be.
05:45Oh, right, yeah.
05:46Well, I've got news.
05:49No.
05:50I've got something to show you.
05:56It's France.
05:57Bobby's friends just got back a few months ago
05:59and I was thinking of booking.
06:01Great.
06:02Well, yeah.
06:03That looks gorgeous.
06:04Enjoy that.
06:06No, it's for us.
06:07For you and me.
06:09What?
06:10I mean, we've never been on a proper holiday
06:12and I thought, you know,
06:14it'd be nice doing something together.
06:22Er...
06:23I don't...
06:24I can't go.
06:25Why?
06:26You're not going to miss college or anything?
06:28No, I know.
06:29It's not college.
06:30I just can't go.
06:35Is it because of this court case?
06:40You know.
06:41Yeah, of course I know.
06:42Your mama told me.
06:44Oh, my God, Mum.
06:45Listen.
06:46Listen, please.
06:47Don't panic.
06:48I can explain.
06:49I'm not happy about it, alright?
06:50But I checked, or your mama checked,
06:51and we spoke to this woman, Andrea.
06:52Alison.
06:53And she said that if you don't break the terms of your bail,
06:55then it should be fine.
06:56But I don't want you thinking this holiday
06:58as some kind of reward.
06:59I don't.
07:00Because it's not.
07:01I know.
07:03I mean, where on earth did you learn to nick a car?
07:10I don't know.
07:13But I am so, so sorry.
07:15I haven't mentioned anything to Bobby so you don't say a word,
07:19OK?
07:20I can't a word.
07:21Hi.
07:22Hiya, love.
07:24How are ya?
07:25Yeah.
07:26Hey, Bobby.
07:27Byron.
07:28What a nice surprise.
07:29Lovely to see you.
07:30Oh, thank you.
07:31Hi.
07:32Oh, yeah.
07:34Di, suddenly she wants to spend quality time with me.
07:36I'm telling you, babes.
07:37I don't trust her.
07:38I think she's doing it because she wants to impress this new man.
07:41Mm.
07:42Chloe has this, by the way.
07:47Maybe she's just being nice, Byron.
07:50Yeah.
07:51I suppose first time for everything.
07:53Oh, but babes, it doesn't mean I can't come to your birthday.
07:57Oh, don't worry about it.
07:58I think I'm going to have a quiet one this year, you know?
08:01Yeah?
08:02Mm.
08:03Tell me you're having too much fun without me.
08:06Can't believe I've got to go fucking France.
08:11Mint.
08:13Mint?
08:18Oh, my God, I don't want to get off.
08:21No one fucking say to let me out.
08:23No, stop.
08:24No, Mum, I'm serious.
08:25What if it crashes or there's a bomb or any of the fucking cases?
08:27Don't you bomb on a plane?
08:28Shut up.
08:30Sorry, it's his first flight.
08:32Oh, my God.
08:33Look, don't look.
08:38Shhh!
08:41Shhh!
08:42Shhh!
08:43Shhh!
08:44Shhh!
08:45Shhh!
08:46Shhh!
08:47Shhh!
08:48Shhh!
08:49Shhh!
08:50Shhh!
08:51Shhh!
08:52Shhh!
08:53Shhh!
08:54Shhh!
08:55Shhh!
08:56Shhh!
08:57Shhh!
08:58Shhh!
08:59Shhh!
09:00Shhh!
09:01Shhh!
09:02Shhh!
09:03Shhh!
09:04Shhh!
09:05Shhh!
09:06Shhh!
09:07Shhh!
09:08Shhh!
09:09Shhh!
09:10Shhh!
09:11Bloody hell, I could have had a lift.
09:14Oh, it's got a weird smell in here.
09:17Shhh!
09:18I said twin beds, not a double bed.
09:29Oh, my God.
09:31OK.
09:35SHHHHH
09:37Bye?
09:38You all right?
10:00It's fucking freezing!
10:05Come in!
10:08Come in!
10:09Come in!
10:10Come in!
10:11Come in!
10:12Come in!
10:13Come in!
10:14Come in!
10:15Come in!
10:16You're mad!
10:30You got enough there by?
10:31I can say you have.
10:33I thought they'd at least have proper coffee.
10:36You can get a Nescafe and upnud.
10:38Mum!
10:39Mum!
10:40Mum!
10:41Mum!
10:42Mum!
10:43Mum!
10:44Mum!
10:45I'll take him down for an hour.
10:46You have a relax.
10:47See you in a bit.
10:48Come on, mate.
10:49It's great.
10:50He was the same.
10:52He was the same.
10:53What, a little twat?
10:55Sorry.
10:56Sorry.
10:57It's just...
10:58Yeah.
10:59He won't shut up and my other one hasn't spoken since the turn of the millennium.
11:02No.
11:03He's...
11:0417.
11:05Oh, same as bye.
11:06Hi.
11:07Well, you're obviously doing a better job than me.
11:10Oh, no.
11:11He's always been a bookworm.
11:12I can't take any credit for that.
11:14It's all Greek to me.
11:16Very good.
11:17I know it starts with a horse.
11:19No, it ended with a horse, Mum.
11:21Remember, the horse ended the war.
11:23Oh.
11:24I wish my students shared your enthusiasm.
11:26Yeah, everyone in my class thinks it's they're boring.
11:29What do you think?
11:30I think them goddesses, they all got together, they caused a war because they wanted to see
11:34who was the most beautiful.
11:35And Menelaus, well...
11:37I think the only reason he wants poor old Helen back is because she's the most beautiful
11:41woman in the world, supposedly.
11:43So, maybe you think it's a bit reductive?
11:45No.
11:46I don't.
11:47I guess...
11:48I think it's truthful.
11:50I mean, everyone nowadays goes on about, it's what's on the inside that counts, but...
11:55It's not.
11:56Is it?
11:57I mean...
11:58And at least good old Homer, at least he was honest about it.
12:03You've got a very smart kid on your hands there.
12:07Bloody hell.
12:20Please.
12:22No, no.
12:23No.
12:24It's just that.
12:25Nice.
12:26You're welcome.
12:27You're welcome.
12:28Come on.
12:29Oh.
12:30Come on.
12:31No, no.
12:32That's all.
12:33Oh.
12:34No, no.
12:35No.
12:36Just, just, just, just, just...
12:38You're welcome.
12:39Oh.
12:40No, no.
12:41No, no.
12:42No.
12:43No, no.
12:44No.
12:45No.
12:46No.
12:47No.
12:48No.
12:49Oh, hello, Sash, Sash put die on I am I can't see it, babe, sorry. What? I thought she was having a quiet one
12:58Yeah, just a few people
13:00Um, a letter came for you as well. You've got a closet next month. Yeah, well, unless anyone's seen Liam
13:06I don't think that's happening
13:08Yeah, the, um, the abs
13:10What?
13:12Yeah, people are saying he's back in knots
13:15Are you there, Byron? Yeah, yeah, I'm here. Oh, listen, I've got to go, babe. Enjoy France
13:21Okay, well, Sash, tell Dia said happy bit
13:31It's Liam. Don't leave a message
13:36Hi, is that you?
13:38I was about to send out a search party
13:41Yeah, well, I needed some air
13:43Are you going to let me know?
13:45Did you manage to get a hold of your friend?
13:47Yes, I spoke to Sash at the round of the party
13:49We should go dancing
13:51You're all right?
13:53Yeah, we should. It's Friday
13:55I don't want to go out dancing. Do you want to come on this fucking holiday?
13:58Well, I'll leave you at home next time then
13:59I don't want to go over here. I just want to fucking disappear
14:01Hey
14:03God's brought all this on now. What's the matter?
14:05Because I'm going to prison, Mum
14:07Don't be daft. You're not going to prison
14:09Why does everyone keep saying that?
14:11Because you don't get banged up for nicking a car
14:17Come on, you're a kid, you made a mistake, we all did
14:19I made mistakes
14:21That's great meaning me
14:23You're not a mistake
14:25You're not going to prison
14:27You're clever
14:29And you're good
14:31No, I don't think I am
14:33No, you're good enough
14:37And I love you, so you can't
14:43Sorry for crying
14:45Don't apologise
14:53It made me cry
14:55Well, I guess if we're not going to go out then, um
15:07I'm just going to have to have a little dance here then
15:11What are you doing?
15:13Just in the club, babe
15:15Mum, please stop it, you're making me feel worse
15:17No, I feel better
15:19Mum, please honestly, please stop it, you're embarrassing yourself
15:21You have a music on
15:23Oh
15:25Oh, there's music
15:33You little grumpy face
15:51To feel better
16:01To set it out
16:17Oh my God
16:19Call me close
16:21I'm moving out the wind
16:23Can you hear
16:24What I hear
16:25It's calling you, my dear
16:28Out of reach
16:29Out of reach
16:30To nothing
16:31Yeah
16:32Doing
16:34Calling you
16:35I'm coming out
16:36drowning
16:39Swimming closer to you
16:41Never been here before
16:54I'm intrigued, I'm unsure
16:56I'm searching for more
16:59I've got something that's all mine
17:02I've got something that's all mine
17:07Take me somewhere I can breathe
17:13I've got so much to see
17:15This is where I wanna be
17:18In a place I can fall mine
17:21In a place I can fall mine
17:26You are coming up
17:36Shall we go for a drink?
17:40What?
17:41Let's go for that drink, shall we?
17:43Yeah?
17:44Yeah?
17:44Clear to your beach bar
17:45Yeah, let's go to the beach bar
17:47Okay, Rosalinds, I can stay
17:49Issue four
17:50No
17:57I told Bobby I quit
17:59Bobby's not here, is he?
18:01He wouldn't care anyway
18:06Honestly, he's not controlling like you
18:09Like my dad?
18:16I'm glad to hear it
18:17Thanks
18:18You know, he does care about you
18:21Your dad
18:22I think the evidence would suggest otherwise, don't you?
18:34He said to me the other day that
18:36He knows you've been dressing as a girl
18:40Have you?
18:44I'll give it to you
18:48You know how to wind him up
18:51I don't think it's about him, if I'm honest
18:57What's it about?
19:00Attention seeking
19:01No, I just
19:07I just think it's who I'm meant to be
19:11I know how that feels
19:14I feel like I should have been born someone else, you know
19:20Like, born into a different place
19:22I don't think it's quite like that, if I'm honest, Mum
19:26What is it like?
19:27You listen to me
19:35You are who you are
19:37You can't change that
19:39And you shouldn't want to
19:41There's nothing wrong with you
19:57Don't worry, it's not for me, it's for Mama
20:26I wouldn't waste your money
20:28I'm not wasting my money, she'd love it here
20:30Your Mama's never been out of Hucknall
20:33God, she can't help but dig out her, can you?
20:36I was just saying
20:37Because the only reason she never left Hucknall
20:39Because someone had to look after me, didn't they?
20:40Oh, yeah
20:41She's a saint
20:42Yeah, she is
20:43You know, she's a much better grandma than she was a man
20:46Well, there's fucking out for you then, isn't there?
20:52It's gorgeous
20:53Whatever she's having pleased in this
21:00It's my treat
21:01Have you ever actually thought as to why you're left?
21:04Oh, thanks
21:05I was 16 years old
21:06I was younger than you
21:07And I had a tiny baby
21:09Yeah, well, that was your choice, wasn't it?
21:11What about your choice today, Byron?
21:12Didn't have any, not with you for a man
21:14Anything else?
21:15No
21:15Okay, so all this bother that you're in now
21:17That's my fault as well, is it?
21:19Yeah, well, I'm a product to my environment
21:20You are such a fucking git sometimes, you know that
21:23Oh, there she is
21:25You don't want Bobby to hear that, they do her
21:28Bobby knows me
21:29Does he know you're fucked off to take her?
21:32Left me all alone, abandoned me for some bloke you barely know
21:34Look, I know I haven't always done right by you
21:37I haven't ever denied that
21:39But I am trying now
21:40Oh, yeah
21:41Sell croissants in a two-star hotel
21:44Yeah, because that'll make up for 17 years' worth of neglect, wouldn't it?
21:47Fuck off, Byron
21:48You should be a fucking con
21:49You know what, fuck it
21:52I'm rubbery
21:54That's what I'm in charge with
21:56I didn't nick a car
21:58I robbed a bloke
22:00He was going to pay me for sex
22:03You're lying
22:12You didn't, did you?
22:14Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off
22:44You coming to breakfast?
23:14Oh, hi.
23:20Hi.
23:22No mum today?
23:25Oh, she's, er... she's got food poisoning.
23:28Jesus. From the restaurant?
23:31No. No, from somewhere local.
23:35Well, you must say, if you need anything, Paul's a doctor.
23:40This is Alex, my eldest.
23:42We've lured him out of his coffin.
23:44Hi, Alex.
24:12This is my favorite part.
24:14I'll give you a second.
24:16You'll be ready.
24:18I'll give you a second.
24:20I'll give you a second.
24:22I'll give you a second.
24:24I'll give you a second.
24:56Um, my mum says you're going to come for lunch.
25:13I just think they hate a woman who stays true to a word.
25:16Because actually, it was Macbeth.
25:18He was the one who broke...
25:19Merci beaucoup.
25:26Macbeth, he was the one who broke the promise in the first place.
25:32And in Lady Macbeth, right, she turns round and she says to him,
25:35I'd have dashed a baby's brains out, had ice-worn so, as you have done, to this.
25:40And I get that.
25:41Because blokes, they lie all the time.
25:42And I think people should just keep the promises, right?
25:45Amen to that.
25:45So, how long are you here for, Byron?
25:49Oh, yeah, we leave tomorrow.
25:51Oh, back to reality, eh?
25:53Yeah, quite.
25:55What unis are you looking at?
25:58I'm just looking at a couple of different ones.
26:02If you ever need any help, chat or, well, anything.
26:06Mum.
26:06Sorry, it doesn't.
26:11Er, well, actually, I, er...
26:14I might need a reference.
26:17I mean, if that's not overstepping.
26:20No, I'd love to.
26:24Thanks.
26:25To bright futures.
26:27Yeah, cheers.
26:29Cheers.
26:32Cheers.
26:34Cheers, yeah.
26:34I love you, babe.
26:36Oh, God, I could stay here forever.
26:47Need to give me that email for the reference.
26:51Are you sure?
26:53Yes, absolutely.
26:55Look, I know, it's hard.
26:57I was the first one to do uni with my family, but...
27:02It's OK to take favours.
27:04Other people do.
27:05Posh kids definitely do.
27:21Maggie, I've got a court case.
27:24When I get back.
27:27That's what I need a reference for.
27:28Look, I'm sorry.
27:33I didn't mean to lie to you.
27:34I just...
27:35I didn't...
27:38What did you do?
27:49I, er...
27:49I robbed a guy.
27:53He wasn't a nice guy, but it was bad.
28:01It was really bad, like there was a gun.
28:03Bad.
28:05About as bad as it gets, then.
28:06Why did you do it?
28:17Why did you do it?
28:20I didn't...
28:20I guess I did it because I wanted to impress this guy.
28:29If I'm honest, then I started to enjoy it.
28:38I guess...
28:40Some fucking horrible way it made me feel powerful and...
28:47Look, Maggie, I understand if this means that you don't want anything to do with me.
28:50I do.
28:50I...
28:51I get that.
28:52Write an email down.
28:53I'll do my best.
28:59Okay?
29:01Are you sure?
29:02Because you...
29:03Absolutely.
29:11Don't mention it.
29:23Lovely place, eh?
29:33That lamb.
29:34Younger the better, eh?
29:37What would your wife say if she saw that?
29:40I think someone's gone too hard on the wine.
29:42She's young enough to be your kid.
29:45Enough.
29:46You're our guest.
29:47Yeah, you're a filthy nonce, aren't you?
29:49What's going on?
29:50Come on.
29:52Tell her nothing.
30:00We should get back.
30:02For the mini bus.
30:05You all right, son?
30:20You all right.
30:36You're right.
30:36We'll find him, too.
30:38Let's go.
30:39We'll find him.
30:40You're right.
30:41You're right.
30:42You're right.
30:44We'll find you.
30:44You're right.
30:47You're right.
30:47I don't know.
31:17I don't know.
31:47I don't know.
32:17I don't know.
32:18I don't know.
32:19I don't know.
32:20I don't know.
32:21I don't know.
32:22I don't know.
32:23I don't know.
32:24I don't know.
32:25I don't know.
32:26I don't know.
32:27I don't know.
32:28I don't know.
32:29I don't know.
32:30I don't know.
32:31I don't know.
32:32I don't know.
32:33I don't know.
32:34I don't know.
32:35I don't know.
32:36It's Liam.
32:37Don't leave a message.
32:38Hi, Liam.
32:39It's Byron.
32:40Obviously, can you just...
32:41fucking call me back, please?
32:42Sash?
32:43Sash?
32:44Sash?
32:45Sash?
32:46Sash?
32:47Sash?
32:48Sash?
32:49Sash?
32:50Sash?
32:51Hey, babes.
32:52She's in here.
32:57Sash?
32:58BARTIC competence is a part of the dentist.
32:59Adel Laval who runs two.
33:00Sash?
33:01She's got to recharge.
33:02Sash?
33:03Sash?
33:04Sash?
33:05Sash?
33:06Sash?
33:07I don't think I got aары Komm ArrivedispML banner.
33:10No, I don't know about her.
33:12Sash!
33:13Maedva, what did she get into?
33:15did she get to sayino???
33:17Hiya, Bea.
33:21Oh, Sash.
33:23What's happened?
33:33Alright, Sash Bash.
33:35Hiya, Bev. You alright?
33:37Not seen you about in a while.
33:41Not gonna invite me in?
33:47Ta.
33:54Take a seat.
33:59Listen, I'll cut straight to the fucking point.
34:02You and Bradley.
34:06I overreacted a bit, yeah.
34:09You what?
34:10Yeah, I think I went a bit heavy on the nose candy that night, you know?
34:13Yeah.
34:16As long as it's done between the two years.
34:19It is. It was a one-time thing.
34:21Well, a half-time thing.
34:23I don't even remember it.
34:25Saying my nephew's a forgettable lover?
34:27No, I'm not saying that at all, Bev.
34:29I'm fucking with you, Sash.
34:32Water under the bridge, alright?
34:34Yeah.
34:35Yeah.
34:36Yeah?
34:37Yeah.
34:38Good. Can stop hiding now.
34:40Truth be told, I sort of missed having you slugs about.
34:47Alright, well, er...
34:50I best be off.
34:53Bye, Bev.
34:55Bye.
35:06I think you're a lying little slag.
35:11Yeah.
35:12Yeah?
35:13No, I'm not.
35:14You're not lying to me?
35:15No.
35:16You want to tell me again he's not here?
35:17Do you want to tell me again that he's not here, Sash?
35:18No, Bev!
35:19No, no, no, no!
35:20Just calm down.
35:21They'll explain, alright?
35:22Stop, alright?
35:23I like her!
35:25Look, listen.
35:26Bev, I know you...
35:27You know...
35:28You want for the best for me and all that, but...
35:31This is, er...
35:32This is it.
35:33Hey?
35:35She wakes me up here.
35:40Alright, then.
35:44Well, fair play, then.
35:45Yeah.
35:47Yeah?
35:49Yeah?
35:50Yeah.
35:53Oh!
35:54Bev! Bev, just leave me!
35:55Sit down!
35:56Sit down, Bradley, now!
35:57Shut up!
35:58Oi!
35:59You think you can trip my neck and get away with it?
36:01No, no, no, no!
36:02Hey, no, no, listen!
36:03Nobody trip me!
36:04She is a fucking folly, you dick swat!
36:07Aye!
36:09Go on.
36:10Fuck off!
36:11Yeah?
36:12Fight me like the fucking men you really are!
36:15I'll fucking kill you.
36:21What's Bradley saying?
36:24Don't know, I've not heard from it.
36:25I've got to respond to my texts.
36:26Go on then, take the purse.
36:27Tell me that I should have expected it and that I deserve it because I'm a piece of shit and no one could ever actually like me.
36:41Not for anything more than a shag, anyway.
36:42Girls.
36:43What am I going to do?
36:44Well, like I said, babe.
36:45Look, you can't stay in knots.
36:46It's such.
36:47Why don't you just get away somewhere?
36:48Let it all blow over.
36:49But we don't all have a mummy who's going to take us on a cosy little holiday, do we, Byron?
36:52I don't have anyone.
36:53You could always come to prison with me.
36:59I don't have anyone.
37:13You could always come to prison with me.
37:21And then he was like, you're my guest, I'll pay for your lunch.
37:24And he goes, well, mate, you're a fucking nonce.
37:26Should have seen his face die.
37:28Right.
37:34What?
37:36Nothing.
37:38I just think...
37:39Well, not nothing, then.
37:40Well, why'd you have to say that?
37:42You don't even know the bloke.
37:44Well, date, you didn't see her.
37:46She doesn't even have tits.
37:47Yeah?
37:48And what's that got to do with you?
37:51Well, nothing.
37:53I was just sticking up for her.
37:56Oh, were you?
37:57Or was it about you?
37:59What's that supposed to mean?
38:01Well, everything's about you, Byron.
38:03Like, why can't you just take the reference and keep your mouth shut for once?
38:07You and Sasha, it's constant drama.
38:09I can't be doing with it. I'm tired.
38:11Well, it's not like you've got anything else going on, is it?
38:15If you've got a problem, just say it.
38:17Because I feel like you've been weird with me for weeks now.
38:19So go on, what is it?
38:20Yeah, well, I always show up for you, don't I, Byron?
38:29Is this about that audition?
38:31When I was with Liam?
38:34Because I can assure you, date, nobody regrets that night more than me.
38:38Because of what happened to me?
38:40Or because you got caught?
38:42Both.
38:53Look.
38:54Di, please don't hate me.
38:55I can't handle it.
38:56Not with everything else.
38:57I can't. I really can't.
39:00Look at me.
39:01Yeah.
39:04I'm sorry, Di. I am.
39:05I promise you.
39:06I am.
39:09Yeah, well, me too.
39:10It's Liam.
39:11Don't leave a message.
39:20Yeah.
39:21Hi.
39:22Hi.
39:23Hi.
39:24Uh.
39:25Uh.
39:26Uh.
39:27Are you there?
39:28Yeah, yeah.
39:29I am.
39:30I just...
39:31What do you want?
39:32I wanted to know if you come to court next month.
39:33I mean, I want you to come to court next month.
39:34I want you to come to court next month.
39:35The judge, he won't sentence me without you and Liam, if I'm honest, I just...
39:36I can't deal with this hanging over my head no more.
39:54The judge, he won't sentence me without you, and, Liam, if I'm honest, I just, I can't deal with this hanging over my head no more, I can't.
40:02No matter what way it turns out, I mean, surely you're the same, no?
40:07Liam?
40:10Are you there?
40:12I'll be there.
40:16Okay, great. Well, thanks. I guess I'll see you...
40:24I can come to court with you next month if you like.
40:35You're all right.
40:37Well, I don't mind.
40:38No, it's... it's fine.
40:41And besides, I should probably get on my own anyway, you know, if it don't go my way.
40:48Oh, you've had a reference through from Maggie.
40:53Wow, she really likes you. She says you're so clever and personable. Must have made a really good option.
40:59No, I can't use it.
41:00Well, you can see for yourself.
41:01No, I don't, I don't want to see it. I don't want it.
41:05I'm sure.
41:06No, I don't want to go on your own.
41:07No, I mean it. I don't want no one there. Not even my mates.
41:20Oh, I'm definitely coming then.
41:22Well, you know what, because I won't tell you when it is.
41:24Oh, God.
41:26Christ, I don't know what I've done.
41:28Right, pass it here. What, when is it?
41:30Oh, yeah.
41:32There you go.
41:33Oh, careful.
41:35Ow.
41:36Jesus, Mum, they're like cement.
41:38You cheeky sod.
41:44Mamma?
41:45Yes?
41:48Will you write something for me?
41:51About what I'm like?
41:52For the judge?
41:53Oh, no, love. My spelling's all over the shop. Can't you ask someone else?
41:57No.
41:59I want you to do it.
42:04Necklace suture.
42:09Don't come creeping now just because you want some rats.
42:16Byron?
42:18Yeah?
42:19I'm scared for you, ducky.
42:25Oh, Mumma.
42:27Stop it, don't be. I'm gonna be fine.
42:30Okay? I promise.
42:33Okay.
42:34Okay?
42:35I'm sorry, Doc.
42:36I'm sorry.
42:37You're both gonna be fine.
42:40I love you.
42:43Yeah, well, I love you too.
42:46Now, let's sort your fucking feet out, cos they're minging.
42:48Ow!
42:51Absolutely disgusting.
43:07Who's in here?
43:09This place is amazing.
43:11Oh, gosh.
43:12I told you it's not to come.
43:14I miss you getting sent down.
43:15No way.
43:16Plus, we'd already made these.
43:18Oh, my God.
43:20It worked for Deirdre.
43:22Look, girls, you needn't bother, because Liam and me aren't shown.
43:26Twice.
43:27Another night out for the divas, then.
43:30Di was gonna come, but she's, um...
43:32Judge Shaw wants to go ahead without Liam Murphy.
43:41What?
43:43Look, I know what to tell you.
43:46No one's got less than two years this morning.
43:48Is that normal?
43:50Sometimes you just catch them on an off day.
43:52Catch them on an off day.
43:54Okay, if I'm honest, I think I need a minute.
43:57We really do need to get started.
43:59Oh, let her get some air.
44:02Can I just...
44:03Can I just...
44:24It's not too late, you know.
44:25Just do a runner.
44:26Thanks.
44:40Hey, why didn't you come Glasgow with me?
44:44And then what?
44:49I don't know, just Leeloo for a bit.
44:52We've not found Liam yet, so...
44:54It's gotta be better than being banged off though, hasn't it?
45:02Guess I'll find out.
45:09Come here.
45:12Catch you inside, alright?
45:13Thanks, Sash.
45:24Bye.
45:25Bye.
45:26Bye.
45:27Bye.
45:54Bye.
45:55Bye.
45:56Bye.
45:57Bye.
46:24Bye.
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