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00:00Super, you couldn't stay, you're in our way
00:05Aquellos forever
00:07Aquellos forever
00:10Aquellos forever
00:13Aquellos forever
00:15Aquellos forever
00:21You think I'm pretty
00:22You think I'm pretty
00:24You think I'm pretty
00:25You think I'm fucking
00:26You think I'm pretty
00:27Let's go!
00:30Not sure
00:32I believe your magic is
00:33I hope you're gonna get out soon
00:35No matter how you're gonna get out soon
00:39I really hope you're gonna get out soon
00:43No matter how you're gonna get out soon
00:50Good job
00:51Give you a hit
00:53A golden star
00:55You think you're clever
00:57Good God
00:59She took a break, made a mistake, when she made a driver.
01:06Que los forever. Que los forever. Que los forever.
01:14Que los forever.
01:18You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty.
01:23Well, come on, why don't I get on the ice for Boston?
01:25Come on, I'll do the box.
01:27I don't know how to get lost in the game.
01:29I gave you magic things, I hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:33I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:37Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:40I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:44I know you heard the night, hunched over your phone right.
01:51I'll treat up a hill, it's crooked from doing bad minds.
01:58You say, you're lost to seek all the power in your life.
02:05You're washed up a rabbit and standing in my light.
02:12You're standing in my light.
02:16You're sta-
02:17You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool.
02:29You say you're scarier, and most people do.
02:32This is the real world, honey, and all of them.
02:36In spite of everything, I guess there's just no good at all.
02:40Nice try, now get out the way.
02:43Good job, you just take a fucking hit.
02:47I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya, you wanna be ya.
02:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:54Nice try, get out the way.
02:57You're in our way.
02:59Get lost forever.
03:01Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
03:06I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
03:08I fucking mean what I mean.
03:10They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
03:12The fuck does that mean?
03:13They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see?
03:15Uh, no thanks.
03:16Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus.
03:18Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
03:21I'm not even that weird.
03:23Whatever you need, Captain.
03:25Hey, Hollander.
03:26Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
03:32Oh, Mr. Hollander.
03:33What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
03:36Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game.
03:39But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
03:43And how about that other team?
03:45Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
03:47He had a hat-trick last week and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
03:50Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
03:52Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
03:54Thanks guys.
03:55Bye.
03:56Bye.
04:25Bye.
04:26Bye.
04:27Bye.
04:28Bye.
04:33Bye.
04:42Bye.
04:51Bye.
05:23Wow, this Montreal girl wakes you up, brother.
05:29Shut your idiot face, Marley.
05:31You're straight up blushing, Ross.
05:33No, never in life have I blushed.
05:35Russians do not do this.
05:41You will murder me.
05:53Maybe.
05:54Get in.
05:59Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
06:02What the fuck?
06:03You were hard, weren't you?
06:05For how long?
06:05The whole game.
06:07You're such a fucking ass.
06:09You missed me, didn't you?
06:11I fucking didn't.
06:13And I still beat your ass.
06:14Oh, barely.
06:21Wow, nice place.
06:23Thanks.
06:23I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
06:29Right next door.
06:31I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
06:36Mr. Businessman.
06:37Shut up.
06:38Mr. Landlord.
06:40You asked.
06:41No, I didn't.
06:55So where do you want me?
06:57In the kitchen, on the floor?
07:00Fuck you.
07:01Did your mom buy all these pillows?
07:06No.
07:08I hired someone.
07:10A designer.
07:12You think there is enough?
07:14He's such an asshole.
07:17I think maybe you'll like it.
07:20I can smell the cigarettes from here.
07:22I had one.
07:23You shouldn't be smoking.
07:24You shouldn't be talking.
07:26Come here.
07:31No, you come here.
07:32No, you come here.
07:33No, you come here.
07:34No, you come here.
07:45You still want?
07:48I still want.
07:56Don't worry, it will fit.
08:07Wow, wow.
08:10We think this will be enough.
08:11Fuck off.
08:12Where were you?
08:24Where were you?
08:32Please don't go.
08:39Please don't go.
08:49Oh, my God.
08:50Stay right here.
08:57He's okay.
08:58Stay right here.
09:02Oh, shit, Rose.
09:15Is he okay?
09:19Okay.
09:19He's still looking.
09:46All right, he's all right.
09:48Oh, my God.
10:06Are you...
10:10Oh, God.
10:12Hold on.
10:12Now the bed's all dead.
10:38What?
10:42Shut up.
10:47I will show it now, okay?
10:48You killed me, Lunder.
11:12I'm dead.
11:13That was so fucking hot.
11:21We're the way.
11:35I should go.
11:36So, uh...
11:44Obviously, we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
11:47Oh, right.
11:50Your family must be happy there in Russia.
11:53Mm...
11:54Yes.
11:56My parents are pretty psyched for me.
11:58They're pissed they can't come,
11:59but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch your big game.
12:06I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
12:08My father, yes.
12:09Maybe my brother, but who knows.
12:13Cool.
12:14Anyways, I'm psyched.
12:15I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
12:18Dreaming of what?
12:19Bronze medal?
12:20You fucking wish, dude.
12:25Hey, uh, remember when I made you come and it was free?
12:29Go fuck yourself, Rosno.
12:32Such a good drink.
12:34Your cab is definitely here.
12:45Bye.
12:49Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
12:57For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
13:01and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi.
13:04What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
13:08A hard bill to swallow on all mice,
13:11and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
13:14chosen as his country's captain.
13:19Je déboule dans Paris.
13:26Piedre qui roule de la cigare à la fourni.
13:33Le cœur encore endormi.
13:41All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
13:43Boys.
13:44Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
13:46Be nice, Vani.
13:47Nice, they fucking lost to Latvia.
13:48I mean, did you see that game?
13:49Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
13:50A debacle.
13:52Hey, what did Ross say about it?
13:54Uh, I don't know.
13:55Nothing to me, that's for sure.
13:57I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
13:59Uh-uh.
14:00So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
14:01Okay.
14:02Trust me.
14:02You look great in silver, Vani, don't even stress.
14:04Oh, good one.
14:05Yeah.
14:08Does your room have that smell?
14:09Yes.
14:10Yes, it does.
14:12Is it black mold?
14:13Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
14:14Yeah.
14:15Probably right.
14:16The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
14:17All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
14:19My buddy Joe is in that program.
14:21We train together.
14:22Would you guys be cool to do that?
14:24I'd love to show up for them.
14:25Hell yeah, man.
14:26Show up for any dude who's that brave.
14:29What do you mean?
14:31Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
14:35I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
14:38Hey, here's me.
14:40Russia is not safe for folks like that.
14:43Fucking balls of steel, man.
14:50Leading to the moon,
14:51Seen and the sun in the sky,
14:52and the sun in the sky,
14:54and the sky,
14:55and the sun in the sky.
14:56The sun in the sky,
14:57and the sun in the sky.
15:16Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
15:17Yeah, he did.
15:19I'm just going to find the bathroom.
15:40Hey.
15:45I'm not here.
15:47No, I'm not.
15:49I saw you up here. I wanted to see how you're doing.
15:52Fine. Go sit down.
15:57We are...
15:58We are not anything.
16:00Go away, Holander.
16:08Are you okay?
16:10Please, go.
16:12You didn't answer my text.
16:15No, I did not answer your boring text. Now you go.
16:20Fine.
16:21Fuck.
16:22Okay.
16:23Okay.
16:24Okay.
16:25Okay.
16:26Okay.
16:27Okay.
16:28Okay.
16:29Okay.
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16:50Okay.
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16:58Okay.
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17:00Okay.
17:01Okay.
17:02Okay.
17:03Okay.
17:04Okay.
17:05Okay.
17:06Okay.
17:07Okay.
17:08It's not a game, it's a game.
17:10It's a real shame not to justify the hopes you showed in childhood.
17:14I play now better than when I was.
17:17Our team is injured, the team is not played.
17:21What is that? What is that?
17:25You're a captain, you're doing it.
17:28You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
17:32Who is that you're guilty of?
17:39Your mother?
17:41She doesn't know how to do this.
17:44No, my father.
17:49Mom has died.
17:52You remember her?
17:55I was in your opinion, your mother.
17:59Where's your mother?
18:01You're home...
18:03In Moscow?
18:04Конечно.
18:05Нам нужно идти.
18:08На Головречер.
18:10Чтобы я мог встретиться с министром.
18:21Да.
18:22Готов?
18:23Пошли.
18:24Конечно, образ fantasy всегда самый край.
18:26И все всегда устраивается в лотаря.
18:28And she must have been arrested for the first time.
18:29A big girl, and confusing.
18:30That's how she works.
18:31She's not going to be a good girl either.
18:32But she doesn't have to go.
18:33She leaves him there.
18:34She keeps his wife on staying.
18:35He lets him out.
18:36He's still leaving for all the answers.
18:39He's a good guy.
18:40He's as good, so good.
18:42No good?
18:43No.
18:44That's a problem with the leader.
18:46That's always a problem.
18:47It's leadership.
18:48Are we too much?
18:49No.
18:50I'm not too much.
18:51Not too much.
18:54I don't know I'm too much talking about it.
18:57You're my angel. You're too much talking about it, especially when it comes to hockey.
19:03Only when we win, пап. I'm going to go to a bar, and he needs another one.
19:11Look how she was behind me.
19:13From the same time.
19:16I'm an angel. It would be good if I could have this forgotten.
19:19I want to drink.
19:21I'd like to have something interesting.
19:27D'Avninko, Ilya.
19:45D'Avninko, Sasha.
19:52I think he's playing well.
19:54I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
19:57For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey, you should avoid this.
20:02I sometimes blame you on me.
20:05When I understand what it is, it doesn't matter for you.
20:11It doesn't matter? Why did you decide that?
20:14My father...
20:15Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
20:18You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
20:22And you don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
20:27Really?
20:28Yes, it's true.
20:29Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
20:31New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
20:35I think that you will win this year.
20:38In this year?
20:39Yes, in this year.
20:40Because I think that my father is traumatized.
20:45Where do you know everything?
20:46On the extra sense.
20:48And with the Traveller and Brantor, you can hardly see you as a champion.
20:52You are kind of a bad thing.
20:55You look at your voice.
20:56And then you'll win the most.
20:58You'll win the most.
20:59You'll win the most.
21:00You'll win whoever you want in the West.
21:02Chicago, not that that was before.
21:05In the finals, you'll be good at San Francisco.
21:08And they're good, but they're too young.
21:11So you win the most before before.
21:13It's a little bit more than I've been talking about with my father.
21:19Thank you, I'm not going to sleep.
21:21But tomorrow you'll need to be perfect.
21:24You'll always be perfect.
21:26That's right. But you'll need to talk about it.
21:30We'll see you later.
21:33Bye.
21:39Well, what?
21:41How are you, Sasha?
21:44Wow, it's cool.
21:47I just love this place.
21:50Clubs? It's my head.
21:54The girls are just nice.
21:57And the boys?
22:00Well, you've seen the French guys.
22:05Right, Elia?
22:11I just need every time.
22:12How are you?
22:14I don't know how much I need.
22:19You come in.
22:20You're hiding.
22:21You're hiding.
22:22You're hiding in your eyes.
22:24You're hiding.
22:25You're hiding.
22:26You're hiding.
22:27Oh, раньше ты был веселее, умнее.
22:47Здесь? Серьёзно?
22:50Опасность раньше возбуждала тебя, если память меня не изменяет.
22:59Мы уже не дети, Саша.
23:03Да, это точно.
23:10Прекрати.
23:13Ладно, поехали куда-нибудь.
23:17Нет.
23:26Ладно, я найду вечеринку.
23:31Окей.
23:39Пока, Илья.
23:42Был рад тебя видеть.
23:46Илья.
23:49Продолжение следует.
23:51ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА
23:56Я вот так так.
23:58Я не знаю.
23:59Captain's here.
24:01Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
24:04What am I supposed to do?
24:06I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
24:08Oh, my God.
24:09You said you could have a good home, Eddie.
24:11There's ginger ale on the pitch.
24:13Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
24:15That's not a rule. You just made that up.
24:17Hollander, is that a rule?
24:18Unfortunately, it is.
24:19Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
24:21No, no. Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
24:23Fuck you, AJ.
24:24Just fucking do it, Hayden.
24:26Stop!
24:27Boys, it's starting.
24:29Turn it up.
24:30It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
24:33You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
24:36Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
24:39A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
24:44He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
24:48Okay, listen the fuck up.
24:50Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
24:54I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
24:58I don't need to think about that.
24:59That was yesterday.
25:00That was before.
25:01Now, I only need one thing.
25:05I need to win.
25:10Here.
25:11At home.
25:12Tonight.
25:14As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to hear our fans.
25:20I want to hear them scream.
25:22I want to fuck San Francisco.
25:25I know you can do it.
25:28I've seen you fucking do it.
25:30I've seen every one of you do it.
25:32So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
25:37Because this is our fucking night.
25:41This is our fucking cup.
25:44Fucking fuck San Francisco!
25:47Let's fucking go!
25:52We'll fuck you.
25:53I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
26:00Shane hates him the most.
26:02What?
26:03You hate Rosenau.
26:04Of course.
26:05But he's very good at acting.
26:07The best probably.
26:09Eh, nah.
26:10You're the fucking best all-hander.
26:12Okay?
26:13Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
26:16And that is that.
26:18The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
26:21What a comeback story this year from Ilya Rosenau.
26:24The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
26:27Leading his team in blocked shots.
26:29In shots again.
26:30Brock is lead.
26:31The fantasy team is fo-
26:32boothh!
26:33Thearf!
26:34And the findings also federally
26:36cast were left in different parts of the past.
26:38And the film by its Puat.
26:39Trying to kill me,
26:40still to go back in sub- laz 잡아.
26:41All right,
26:57Well, nice watch.
27:04I gave this to you for free.
27:05Where the fuck were you, Ron?
27:06Five seconds.
27:07Yeah, 25 seconds.
27:08Or even doing.
27:11And now, presenting the Lord Towner Award.
27:14I was busy.
27:15Was who?
27:16Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
27:24But the most important thing.
27:25Is the friends we make along the way.
27:30Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
27:35What?
27:36Come on.
27:37When will this ever happen again, buddy?
27:39Okay, fine, but hurry up.
27:47Great.
27:48Give me your number.
27:49I'll text them to you.
27:50No chance.
27:51And the Lord Towner Award for Sportsmanlike Player goes to...
27:57Okay.
27:57I'll text them.
28:24Well...
28:38What?
28:39What the fuck do you want, Rozenov?
28:42You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
28:45You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
28:49and then it's for some fucking clown show.
28:51So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
28:57Well?
29:01I want you to suck my dick.
29:02Oh fuck you! You are unbelievable!
29:04You suck my dick!
29:06Maybe yes nicely.
29:08Huh?
29:12Please.
29:14Maybe ask nicely.
29:27Please.
29:32If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
29:37you will have to ask nicer than that.
29:42Please get on your knees.
29:44On this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
29:50Please.
30:01No.
30:05What?
30:06No.
30:09We'll go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show,
30:13and then go to a boring party after.
30:16And then, when you have been waiting all night,
30:20you'll come back to my hotel room,
30:23and I will maybe,
30:24maybe,
30:26do more than just suck your dick.
30:27When did your English get so good?
30:34I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
30:37Really?
30:38No.
30:39The New Yorker is boring.
30:42My dad loves it.
30:45Ah.
30:45So being boring is,
30:48is genetic.
30:49Wow.
30:50Genetic.
30:56Let's make a deal.
30:58If you win MVP tonight,
31:00I will blow you,
31:01fuck you,
31:01whatever you want.
31:02And if you win?
31:24Good luck to me.
31:24Good luck.
31:25Good luck.
31:25Good luck.
31:26Good luck.
31:26Good luck.
31:27Good luck.
31:28Good luck.
31:28Good luck.
31:29Good luck.
31:29Good luck.
31:30Good luck.
31:30Good luck.
31:31Good luck.
31:31Good luck.
31:32Good luck.
31:32Good luck.
31:33Good luck.
31:33Good luck.
31:34Good luck.
31:34Good luck.
31:35Good luck.
31:35Good luck.
31:36Good luck.
31:36Good luck.
31:37Good luck.
31:37Good luck.
31:38Good luck.
31:38Good luck.
31:39Good luck.
31:39Good luck.
31:40Good luck.
31:40Good luck.
31:41Good luck.
31:41Good luck.
31:42Good luck.
31:43Good luck.
31:44Good luck.
31:45Good luck.
31:46Good luck.
31:47Good luck.
31:48Good luck.
31:49Good luck.
31:50Good luck.
31:51Good luck.
31:52Congratulations.
32:11Now take off your clothes.
32:14You're such an asshole.
32:22You're such an asshole.
32:52What?
33:00Just a lot of windows.
33:22Good.
33:24Now get on the bed.
33:25This is a good hotel.
33:34Very nice vodka.
33:36It's hard to find in America.
33:38Okay.
33:41Touch yourself.
33:43What?
33:43Show off for me.
33:44I want to watch you.
33:46You what?
33:47It's my special day, Hollander.
33:48I want to watch.
33:50I've never...
33:51No shit.
33:52Fuck you.
33:54Give me some vodka at least.
33:55No, no, no.
33:56Vodka is for after.
33:57It's your reward.
34:14Do you want to know how it feels?
34:34How it feels holding the cup.
34:39You fucking asshole.
34:40I can barely describe it.
34:42Oh my God, Hollander.
34:43Fuck.
34:57Fuck.
34:57Are you going to fuck me?
35:07We will see.
35:11I need...
35:13What?
35:16You know.
35:16Tell me.
35:17I need you.
35:47I need you.
36:17So Russia this year was something else.
36:31It's intense there.
36:37So are you heading back soon?
36:40Back.
36:42To Russia for the summer?
36:45Oh yes.
36:47Why?
36:54What do you mean why?
36:58Do you have to?
37:00There is no have to.
37:02It's...
37:02It's home.
37:05Yeah.
37:06But...
37:06I don't know.
37:08Is it safe?
37:11What do you mean safe?
37:12I don't know.
37:14Do you...
37:14Do you even like it there?
37:24What difference does it make?
37:26A pretty big one, I think.
37:28I need to sleep.
37:35I need to sleep.
37:36Huh?
37:39Yeah.
37:39Me too, I should.
37:40So, I'm off.
37:50Goodbye, Hollander.
37:53I'm back.
37:54Me too, I need to sleep.
37:55I'm back.
37:56Go進.
38:00Hurry up.
38:00Yes.
38:01Come on.
38:01Come on.
38:03Let's see.
38:16Come on.
38:16We got to sleep.
38:17Oh, my God.
38:47Oh, my God.
39:17Oh, my God.
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