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00:00Oh
00:02Yeah, right you put a door stop there till he sometimes lift lifts it all
00:14You're not broke anything have you nose
00:23Her flabbers have been gassed you are some of this
00:30Oh, no, there's a controversial statement the gravy
00:36Yeah, yeah, do you like this music no not particularly so suck on that
00:44Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that only chance you oh
00:49Yes, look at that. He's had an absolute feast
00:51Oh
00:54For a banana. This is insane. Well, thank God that sounds like I take one
01:00It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic this
01:04That's very modern isn't enough you know I saw that coming now in the week
01:08Rachel's budget got revealed a bit too early. We enjoyed lots of great telly
01:14We went back to the 80s for one last time on Netflix
01:27Well last time strange things route I were pregnant with Ezra maybe it's time to have another baby
01:32Whenever there's a new stranger things series things that we're going bump in the night at your house
01:37And it is not the demogorgon's there was a big sing-along on BBC one
01:48I said wherever you may be we are the team from the West Country
01:54I'm gonna fight you all wherever you may be and we'll fight you all in the West Country
02:00Okay, what's the way Bristol Rovers? I'm not a supporter or anything
02:07And Jack Whitehall was being a bit creepy on prime video I could kill you right now if I wanted
02:15But I'm not gonna do that
02:18Because I want you to suffer
02:22Just like I did do you know what I could have quite easily held a lot of grudges with you
02:26You know biting a chunk of me hair out smacking me around the head with a washing line pole when we're playing jousting in the garden
02:34Spitting chewing gum in me hair the night before prom, you know, but I haven't listen
02:38And you smack me head off the kitchen side one morning. Yeah, so my lip open could you remain an arsehole?
02:44The moment not get in the car
02:48My face is hanging off here. I know and I was wearing a lovely cream coat with her trim from Woolworths felt the dog's bollocks
02:56So just put you in the picture. I got up at six
03:07And I had been working for five hours 55 minutes when you came into the room as you know, I
03:14Personally handle everything myself with absolutely no help
03:18Giles and his wife Mary and then you came in
03:22And when you said your room needs to sort out
03:27Hmm
03:28That was enough to actually make me want to kill you. Oh, and just as well. They have done laws
03:34That's the thing about marriage that is that tomorrow you won't even remember
03:37Yes, but when you do this will be a new crisis tomorrow, and that's the nature of marriage
03:42Well, you'll find the nature of marriage is different what you think
03:45Related you're going relationship goals. Well, you're going to the shed
03:49Relation you're going to live in the shed you horrible horrible man
03:54On saturday night the remaining strictly stars have made the annual trip up north for this
04:00It's bloody blackpool week padders. This is only down road. I know I drove past the fans this morning. Oh
04:05Oh
04:07Hey, what
04:12Cheers, wow
04:16I'm on one a night
04:18Look at me if we can't go out out we stay in in
04:25Hey, I'll tell you who's on tonight page was telling me steps. Oh
04:30You've done some black points on I have many times
04:35I've danced in blackpool many times at the ballroom
04:40Who've we got here look at all these ones these are the professionals
04:49That's actually a group called steps there. I thought they'd like died years ago. Why would they die?
04:55Oh
05:00Oh, I like her. I know you do god. It's got a bit energy in it. Yeah, I was gonna say that in it
05:09It's bringing it back to the noughties with them white suits. I want a steps makeover. What era is steps?
05:171960s loving
05:19I
05:26Mean seriously banger to be fair banger. That's a traditional banger and we're gonna go into a steps medley the can't just be doing some real love
05:33I need more
05:35Oh
05:39Transition to a new step banger. Oh, yes. I love a transition
05:47There she is fresh from Dubai he's Lisa this is Lisa
05:50It's about to sing. Yes, but they're big boots on my place my thigh highs the high they are
05:56Did you ever have a pair of
06:03Oh a little bit of filth
06:06Don't like those weird movements
06:08What do they signify
06:10Oh
06:12Is it dead wood? I don't think so he wasn't in steps. They still all look good though. Don't they do? He's nearly 50. Oh
06:21Is he? Yes
06:26Oh
06:30I can do that
06:32Mary see everything I can do to do it really fast as well look how fast together
06:41Oh, I bit of on goes get the judges a
06:45Look at it. Oh, they look sharp as well the judges
06:54I love one for sorrow
07:06I'm so look like you should be serving canapes
07:10I love where you are
07:12Oh, look at graham
07:14Oh, it's fucking graham
07:16Oh, I don't know what's his name graham that was graham graham
07:23I think you do have a look at class and steps about you
07:27Stunning
07:28She's prettier and can sing
07:30We go
07:40Oh, forget
07:41I'll feel as I want to get out and dance with me
07:44Well you don't want to do that
07:46you know what I bloody love Blackpool hey I bet you didn't know this but the
07:59actual ballroom in Blackpool it's got a strong floor that you could play squash
08:03on it I think I know this one this is what everyone came for this is what people
08:17came for no tragedy they've saved the best till last that they when the feelings
08:29gone and you can't go on it's tragedy to just butchering me
08:37you're going nowhere this is the working man's YMCA they say oh it went wrong
08:59that's a tragedy piss off
09:03in the Cotswolds darling I've got a surprise that I brought back from my
09:08very brief trip to Mexico what is in there our friends have had something done for
09:13us oh god Andrew and his husband Alfie I have a great unveil
09:20what is that Perkins what do you think
09:27luckily he looks startled lucky he can't speak well darling it's not bad of me I think it's
09:34I mean well I'm glad you look all right I mean I mean you look a bit undershaven
09:39what I think it's done from a photo I mean it's very kind um I wonder where it should go
09:45downstairs cupboard on Friday the BBC brought us news to get us all in the mood is it do you want
09:53apple crumble overnight oats or banoffee overnight wheat bisque banoffee overnight wheat bisque well I
10:00wanted that one the last Friday before Black Friday even though all the deals have already begun
10:05yeah page the tip was saying that it's Black Friday today and it ain't no it's next week no
10:10she's going yeah I need the credit card because it's Black Friday nice try very good good afternoon
10:20welcome to the BBC news at one oh gosh she looks like Olivia Newton John now we ask it every year
10:28how soon is too soon for the tinsel now too soon I'm fucking sick of it never too soon to me never
10:35too soon for me it's not soon enough later no I've pulled the trigger my decks are old for some thoughts
10:43turn to the tree as soon as Guy Fawkes has cooled off no no no no no no no but for others digging out
10:50the decks too soon can spoil the big day oh does it really matter I was sitting on a loo in an airport
10:57in fucking September and they're playing jingle bells I love it that people tree Dracula and put
11:03it up early because you know what winter's miserable enough stick some fucking festive lights on it and
11:09have a nice time Anna White has been asking shoppers in Hull whether their build-up has started I feel we
11:15could do with a bit of a call this year I disagree I think we need more decoration oh no oh well it
11:29certainly is at the garden center on see garden center and you had seen them fucking three things
11:35before I've been to that garden center is it too early to be decked up for Christmas is it mollocks next
11:42question no I don't think so you're good on your girl see that old lady said she doesn't think so
11:48well then we'll go with her shall we I agree yeah I think we are because it's all in the shops earlier
11:55in here so I think that puts you in the mood I think it's too early they've got the Christmas tree
12:01up in the hairdressers already and I was offered a mince pie in a Bailey's that was last week you
12:07look like you're dressed to go on Santa's sleigh that's a bit bloody rude what are you dressed
12:12like dear can I say you look magnificent oh thank you yeah I've seen them in the gardens already
12:18that'd be doing with colored lights no just keep it chic just keep it classy yeah you see I always veer
12:25though I want to keep it chic and classy and then I start putting tinsel over paintings no my wife
12:31two kids it's definitely a Christmasy household but I'm a bit of a scrooge so what we want to be
12:38asking is a Fiat 500 driver that's got an eggnog latte in her hand yeah yeah we'll see if it's too
12:44early whatever the reason is it ever too early yes no Amanda White BBC News in a surprisingly
12:53festive huntsy do whatever makes you happy that's what I say oh I love Christmassy I don't want it
12:59what are you crying for because I just love it it's a happy time Jenny I know it is I know I just love it
13:07in Leeds well you'll be pleased to know that I've treated myself to a new rap oh yeah
13:22sisters Ellie and Dizzy because I needed a new black bra so that my tits weren't all in a jumble for my
13:29Christmas works Christmas do finally yeah anyway and you told me that I were 36 back didn't you from
13:36looking at my other bras so I just went into the supermarket found the black bras got the cup
13:43put it up against my boob like that in the middle of the supermarket yeah I'm like this
13:49in supermarket and I thought that'll do take that I haven't even tried it on yet you better
13:56hope it's all right better try it on tonight put it on tonight well I mean what's worse that can
14:01happen this week we went back to the upside down world with the long-awaited return of this on
14:08Netflix I've waited all year for this now and I didn't really want to watch it with you but
14:13you're here so shut up now dad what you have to remember is that when the this series started the
14:19kids were like 12 years old right about 32 now okay so you'll have to suspend disbelief a little bit
14:25I've even got stranger things pajamas they say I'm not much of a super fan yeah yeah you know
14:35every time I see a Christmas lights now I can't look at it the same yeah I just think of stranger
14:40things well well send me a message that's Mike and Nancy's little sister the baby that is no
14:52longer a baby Holly I want her outfit it's cute what she's saying there who's she waving to what is
15:07that there's a shadow there's that price I've been calling you I'm sorry nobody's there oh she
15:21waving that I don't know right this is creepy already Ellie turn it off playtime's over come on
15:27oh she's watching one again I wonder what she's seeing hi who's Holly talking to she
15:37knows him she's not scared of them no no one oh she's not talking to anyone are you doing that
15:48all the time yeah I do I'm all right in that world what's doing they're talking to nobody well she's
15:55hardly the first child to have an imaginary friend or the parents arguing about her being weird it's
16:03causing a kerfuffle oh she's real upset look what Holly crying for well she's had a bit of a tough day
16:14she's talking to people and they're not even there oh you know it's always the lights the lights when
16:22they flick off that's the sign the demigorgon's coming for their house is it oh for fuck's sake I don't like
16:28this oh shit oh it's one of them it's a game me gone oh whatever oh my god oh friend we're all over the
16:52oh my god she's piston going in the bathroom although okay I mean this is a vibe though in it
17:04never mind your bubble bath pet your kids getting it and dragged down the bedroom by the demagogue
17:11oh my god there's a monster listen to the girl man you silly cow mom please you gotta believe me
17:23you've got blood on her blood there you go there you go thank you take her seriously
17:27Oh
17:38Here we go. Oh my god
17:43Where's the job in the sad set night? Oh
17:46Oh
17:52They just holding their breath. Oh, wow. How long could you hold your breath for though? That is a very good question
17:58It's wilds panicking. Yeah
18:06He's Ted with a golf club. Thank God. Oh
18:11Shit there is I don't have a good feeling about this that's dead
18:16Oh
18:20Swipe in you silly cow
18:27Oh, it's killed him. Oh, you see what happened when you face it forget that. Oh
18:36She's shit. I never run when you faint away
18:39Come on get up. Oh, please please don't leave eggs a mother
18:49Right here he is
18:53Yeah, oh she's gonna ball it
18:57Straight in a kisser
18:59Yes
19:01Calvary's coming soon off. She got the shotty. That's his heart. This is a fire. Oh
19:09My god, what's she say? Oh
19:16No, it's a mom good Karen's talking joking. She's dead. She's dead in it
19:21Is she still alive? No, it's gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine
19:27Holly where's Holly? Oh shit. Yeah, where's Holly?
19:36It took Holly it took her oh, we've taken it to the upside down
19:39Jesus Christ, man. I just like how realistic it's all is
19:46Well, it puts stuff in your head. There's no wonder these kids got cat go to sleep
19:50All the sight to watch
19:55In Solihull close your eyes where I get your eyes closed. Oh, I'm in the kitchen open your eyes
20:02Teresa and her wife Anita
20:05Oh
20:13What do you reckon?
20:15We're gonna have a different color every night of the week. Yeah, and look a mixture. Oh, lovely. I'm very very very happy
20:26Are you? No
20:28On Sunday, it was a countdown of the best hymns that took us down memory lane on BBC one
20:35I love school assembly sing-along
20:36I've been getting warmed up me and Bobby being going to my somewhere
20:39This is the big school assembly sing-along. Oh, it's Ali. Oh, I'll leave you get it
20:45Singing is this singing in the rain? No
20:49Ali Jones, they always wheel him out for all the singing don't they?
20:55There'll be riots if shine Jesus shine isn't in the software rights from me if Lord of the Dance isn't dinner
20:59Oh, that was our wedding song
21:01It was our wedding song. The apples are ripe the plums are red
21:06The pro bees are sleeping in a blackety-beard
21:09Ba-do ba-do ba-do ba-do ba-do ba-do ba-do ba-do
21:13Hey, listen, we don't remember that.
21:16No!
21:17I can now reveal that number two is a traditional hymn.
21:20Oh, number two.
21:21If this isn't, give me oil in my lamp, keep me burning, switch it off.
21:25It is, of course, give me oil in my lamp.
21:29Give me oil in my lamp.
21:31This is a tune, man.
21:36Give me oil in my lamp, keep me burning.
21:39Give me oil in my lamp, I pray, I pray.
21:45Give me oil in my lamp, keep me burning.
21:48Give me oil in my lamp, I pray.
21:51Is that meant to be me?
21:52Yes.
21:53Oil in my lamp, keep me burning.
21:57Keep me burning till the rain falls day.
22:01Sing, Hosanna, sing, Hosanna to the King of Kings.
22:09Sing, Hosanna, sing, Hosanna, sing, Hosanna to the King.
22:16God, this is the most undiverse programme I think I've ever watched.
22:20Give me oil in my lamp, keep me sitting.
22:24I'm kind of over it after the first verse of everything.
22:27Are you?
22:27Yes.
22:28You feel I've done that, been there, right?
22:30Let's move on.
22:30If you're singing, we sing till the break of hell.
22:35Look at that face.
22:37That's like, oh, you were brought up with girls like that, weren't you?
22:40With faces like that, yes.
22:43Normal people.
22:44Normal.
22:45Sing, Hosanna, sing, Hosanna.
22:50Sing, Hosanna to the King of Kings.
22:53Sing, Hosanna, sing, Hosanna.
22:58Sing, Hosanna to the King of Kings.
23:00Sing, Hosanna, sing, Hosanna to the King of Kings.
23:02Oh, wow, you went all sister act then.
23:06Whoa.
23:07Sing, Hosanna, sing, Hosanna to the King.
23:11Sing, sing.
23:15That was a right old him hold down, wasn't it?
23:17Yeah.
23:18I actually feel like I've just been in assembly with my father.
23:22Yeah.
23:22I tell you what, bollocks to your Oasis tickets at 450 quid a pop.
23:27Get me in there.
23:28Yeah, that's my Oasis.
23:29Isn't it funny, you forget what you've had for breakfast, but you never forget them words.
23:34What did you have for breakfast?
23:35I don't know.
23:44In Blackpool...
23:45I tell you what, the kids, they're so much like me and Paige.
23:49Jimmy's like me, whereas Eva, 100 mile an hour, always wanting to be doing something.
23:54Like Paige, she comes alive at night.
23:56Pete and his little sister, Sophie.
23:59Eva is like you in some respects, though, because remember when Mum gave her 50p for the charity bucket
24:04and everyone else put their money in and then we looked at Eva's hand
24:08and her knuckles were almost white.
24:11Yeah.
24:12From clinging on to a 50p piece.
24:13Well, she's not daft, is she?
24:15Apple never falls far from the tree.
24:17On Friday night, animals were getting up to all sorts on Discovery.
24:23Drunk animals are quite funny.
24:25I know it's not right.
24:26That's because of the generation you were born into.
24:29Because you had the PG tips, monkeys.
24:32Yeah, smoking monkeys.
24:33Smoking monkeys.
24:34That's not okay.
24:35It's not okay.
24:40Drunk bears.
24:41It's happening.
24:42I've seen drunk monkeys.
24:44They get drunk.
24:44Yeah, I've seen monkeys taking away a bottle.
24:47Oh, do you remember that friend of ours?
24:49Oh, yeah.
24:49The monkey was taking booze out of our house the whole time.
24:52And her toothpaste.
24:52And the toothpaste.
24:53Probably to get rid of the smell of the booze so nobody else knew.
24:56In the program, we met wildlife expert Forrest off to meet a bear.
25:01And now we're pulling into Bowser's Peace Sanctuary,
25:04which is where the guy named Stanton, who was apparently an alcoholic,
25:08has a bear that was also an alcoholic.
25:11What?
25:11How does a bear get a corkscrew?
25:13And the two helped each other overcome their addictions.
25:19Boy, it's just like an AA meeting in the woods.
25:23An AA meeting in the woods between a bear and a man.
25:25I hear that you have a bear.
25:33Lupin.
25:33It's a bear.
25:34You want to come and meet him and share some time with him
25:37and you'll experience the stuff I can't explain.
25:40Meet the who?
25:41Is he talking about come and meet the bear?
25:42He must be joking.
25:44What, you want me to go in there with him?
25:46We're going in and not staying behind.
25:47An angry, recovering alcoholic bear.
25:50So, guys, we are going in with a live bear here, OK?
25:53Your energy and your body language is super important.
25:56Very calm, very smooth, very gentle.
25:59That's how we want to be with him.
26:00Got it?
26:00How about I just record you from a distance?
26:03From a distance, yeah.
26:04Yeah.
26:05Hey, hey, hey, bear.
26:07Hey, buddy.
26:08Hi.
26:10Jesus Christ, he's brave, isn't he?
26:12To be fair, no, no, he looks like a nice bear.
26:14He's a changed bear.
26:16Yeah.
26:17Sobriety has done him a lot of good.
26:19He's done wonders of good for the bear.
26:21Boris, you can give him a treat just right.
26:23Oh, look at that.
26:23I thought he might take your finger off.
26:25No.
26:25Or another finger off.
26:26Oh, he's got one finger gone already.
26:29He's missing a finger.
26:30Index.
26:31Index is gone.
26:31No, that was a different, different day.
26:35Different day?
26:37I heard that you had a problem with addiction and depression, and that he had a problem with
26:42addiction.
26:42Can you clarify that for me?
26:44Oh, look.
26:45He's having a coffee.
26:46Somewhere along there, Bowser came and showed me a whole different life that I didn't even
26:51know was possible.
26:53Oh, my God.
26:55He's just giving you a hug.
26:56Is that sweet or is he trying to kill him?
26:58No, no, he's having a hug.
26:59Oh, my God.
27:00That bear's getting a bit rough, isn't it?
27:02He's getting a bit chokeholdy, that bear.
27:04And I met Bowser, and what that turned into was an understanding how...
27:09Look, I mean, he's got his head right by his mouth.
27:12How that connection can help us.
27:14Wrong.
27:16And he's showing off, so I'm going to have to be a daddy.
27:19He's showing off, so I'm going to have to be a daddy.
27:22Oh, I'm not liking this, Chase, sir.
27:25Yeah, yeah.
27:26Easy.
27:27Talk me through what you're doing.
27:29He's wrestling a bear.
27:30Oh, my God.
27:31What I'm actually doing here, is grappling with the bear.
27:37I'm trying to see him fucking light.
27:38I'm laying him down.
27:40Yeah?
27:41If I can get to his belly.
27:42Yeah.
27:43He's going to be in his belly in a minute.
27:44Jesus.
27:45No, this ain't real.
27:46This ain't real.
27:48I'm going to show him his boss.
27:49Tickle, tickle, tickle.
27:51Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
27:53Shh.
27:54Now, easy.
27:56This is getting a bit fucking silly now.
27:59Oh, here it goes.
28:00He's trying to eat your head.
28:01It's just a word of warning.
28:03He's trying to hit your head.
28:04Ha!
28:04he's got his head in his mouth no no this is our love okay it's fucking brushing him now this is
28:14how he this is how he communicates get out of there now because it's too much no I mean it's
28:22meant that he's only ever bitten one of Stanton's fingers off yeah you know that's only really what
28:28he's done well that is a small price to pay for love in South East London do you know I love you
28:36in that black t-shirt you look quite sexy that under your yeah Annie and her husband Ronnie it
28:45reminds me the days reminiscing a bit you ain't forgot you used to have a black t-shirt and you
28:54used to have your love beads around it that's it except your hair was down your back yeah well
28:59instead of not now is it no your hair's just not there I can't even get it to go down my ears let
29:07alone anything else on Monday more con artists were up to no good on BBC one until the boys
29:14changed my privacy settings on Facebook I was getting lots of messages from American soldiers
29:21wanting to chat with me get off your head
29:27this isn't any old scam interceptors pedders this is celebrity scam interceptors
29:36they do have the celebrity version of everything now don't they well celebrities you know they don't
29:41discriminate they can be in scammed as well what I do is I go on my online banking and think I've
29:47been scammed then I look at the transactions and realize they're all me today in the Glasgow scam hub
29:53Glasgow scam hub yeah wow I didn't know there was one there there's a new member of the team
29:58celebrity scam interceptor Amanda Holden Amanda Holden what's Mandy doing here scammers have been
30:06using her image to trick people out of money yes I've read that identity for all yes I can't stand
30:16injustice and my family and friends say I'm always up for a fight she looks like she's always up for a
30:23fight didn't she she's like you Mary she likes to catch culprits yeah so I put your name in to see
30:28where are these profiles lurking I was amazed at how many other profiles were actually there
30:32there were hundreds these are Amanda Holden yeah okay now so I'd like to ask you if you would
30:38break if you recognize this picture at all well yes that's me it was in Dubai that was one of the
30:46pictures that one of the scammers were using and I said can you please send me a video to verify your
30:50identity ah this is where they get caught out because the cat's end of video can they and they
30:54did what oh he's got one I am Amanda Holden obviously I am real whoa they've made a video
31:05that's that's crazy in it ain't crazy and I am shocked you would not believe this is true
31:13don't sound out like it uncle Barry's at it all time on bloody AI turning pictures into videos
31:19have you not seen him do it making Auntie Margaret riding horses and stuff like that yeah and we've
31:25got something now that we're going to show you Amanda because Amanda it's time for you to meet
31:29Scamander Scamander Holden Scamander why are you making it sound sexy I don't know
31:35I've got one little treat for you and I have this guy on WhatsApp what no oh call him taking
31:43on the role of super fans Steven I message the scammer oh there we go this is so cool here we go
31:51what replied straight away oh key you can use a voice note if you want to say something today
31:58so you need to say I'm in the bank now you see that will get him to chat
32:03hey Amanda I don't know what to do with this money I don't know where it go can you can you
32:12just call me babe babe can you call me he's a super fan he's pretending he's scamming the scammer
32:18he's scamming Scamander will you talk to my manager because I'm busy and can't take calls now to be
32:23honest with you that probably would be something Amanda would say as well imagine if it really is
32:27Amanda's manager my heart is racing I this is how I feel just before the thing goes back on Britain's
32:35Got Talent oh she always has to get something in don't she Amanda is that your your manager is that
32:39your manager oh right this is brilliant isn't it is Amanda there I got her money yeah okay you got
32:47my money this is an instruction we're going to send you an address right now imagine that so
32:51straightforward not even like lower lines say oh like yeah I'll guide you through whatever yeah
32:56this is the instructions I've got the bank staff here they're just gonna check the address Amanda's
33:04talking to him now what's she gonna do she's gonna pretend to be the bank manager oh my god hello
33:09good afternoon I just want to check the amount of money that Amanda needs look at Amanda she sounds like a
33:16cashier doesn't she in the bank yeah yeah she needs about 10,000 for the investment how much I'm 10,000 okay
33:25sir um can I let you know my name so you know who you're dealing with yeah yeah go go
33:33drum roll don't don't do my name is Amanda Holden you little fucker I know everything about you oh
33:44oh he's uncle oh bah yeah and just like that the scams over yeah
33:49she's absolutely oh you little that says you little shit
34:01well done Amanda good girl all's he'll do now he shut that account down and pop up as Alicia Dixon yeah
34:11in hall I think you've done real well in a week it's good what you're looking at you must ask best friends Jenny and Lee do you know something I keep forgetting I've got it yeah talking to somebody yesterday in the
34:31I kept you know like staring at me but what you're looking at no it's grown but she said
34:37we look like an 80s porn star really I won't go that far this week it was a surprising all-star turnout for a brand
34:48new drama on prime video because you've got I tell who's in this and all this David David Duchovny
34:53out to the x-files remember him no I can't but Gillian Anderson don't know iconic in the city
35:02well I can't you don't take anything in do you talk but I don't even remember watching it
35:07there's Jack hi I remember him now I hope they made Jack Whitehall look really sexy everybody's
35:19looking sexy at the moment I think it's a testosterone gel it's worrying you need to just monitor that mom
35:25all US customs nobody wants to go through US customs have you done your Esther come with me please sir
35:34sure oh Jesus he's only just arrived hope they don't get the old glove out my name's Nikki Delgado
35:42I'm an agent with the Department of Homeland Security oh this sounds a bit ominous do you know
35:46the Tanner family and a man called Jamie Tanner yes yes he knows him he's a bit too calm for me I
35:53spent the last month working for him and living in his house okay what's that to Jamie Tanner well
35:59what's she showing him Jamie Tanner is he dead this is horrible what's horrible think someone's toast
36:07Paris but in a way I'm not surprised surprised well why is it that's a strange comment and that Jamie
36:15Tanner was not a very nice man oh neither was Elsie Tanner in Coronation Street she was a bugger
36:22malice is it not a name no malice is the type of meaning like a palace no oh now that looks nice
36:42don't forget we've gone back in time now oh no hang on a minute what I'm going back in time
36:49look at that bud he's got a six pack in every face well I can get to that very easily go on then
37:00hi you must be Jamie yeah Adam so nice to meet you what an amazing place this is how long have you
37:08had it 10 or 12 years already bad vibes you're here to tutor Millie yeah just a bit a tutor I had a
37:16couple of them didn't do much for you did the math English French waste time a bit later and Jack had
37:26picked up a couple of octopuses for dinner oh oh my god he's unhinged Daniel I don't like him he's
37:35scaring me he's really giving me the eebie jeebs oh gross very gross yeah love to fucking gut you and hang
37:50you on a line what what the fucking hell is he a psychopath that's not normal oh really oh yeah get me out of here get me out of here
38:03we have a large literally have a large I think if we're able to shake off Damien for the night maybe we
38:10should try out that place oh your kind of establishment oh it's CD oh is it a strip club
38:21you know they do lessons in that now night school I was gonna yeah I was gonna join well two years ago I was
38:34two sambucas please sambuca oh no yeah yeah yeah yeah so boring is away getting him
38:47pissed why is he doing it why is he trying to get Jamie pissed and I used to do that at all
38:51oh you're lying yeah I've never seen you tip a drink out we've all been there I've crawled down
39:02we drive a few times but not all the way home you always crawl yeah in fact I do crawl a lot when
39:10I'm drunk yeah oh no this is creepy Jack's got it where he wants him nothing what does Jack want to
39:20do to him this is not tomorrow night when I get him from Christmas do waiting for me to go up to bed
39:28I could kill you right now if I wanted oh no what why does he even consider that but I'm not gonna
39:36do that oh what are you gonna do then you weirdo what a nasty piece of work he's turned out to be
39:42the cozy manny because I want you to suffer oh hello now this sounds revengeful doesn't it just like I did
39:53it's a vendetta oh for what oh freaking hell now I've got to sit here all night working out
40:04oh so oh so and what's the connection and what's the connection it's very unlikely that Jack Whitehall
40:10be a serial killer I mean it makes it rather unpleasant to watch beggars belief it's almost
40:17as if you had Queen Elizabeth the second being a psycho killer you know Jack Whitehall of course not
40:24it's unlikely isn't it it leads have you seen out of Auntie Margaret since she's been back off her
40:32all's so she called round last night she didn't come in she just stood at the door because she'd
40:38been sorting out our case sisters Ellie and Izzy Margaret didn't have a right lot to say I can't
40:44believe since Margaret's come back off holiday none of us have heard anything off her where's
40:50she been been to Selby with Barry yeah her and Barry being out for a drive god you'd think she'd have
40:56had enough of him after spending 11 nights with him I think I'd want to strangle Toby after 11 nights
41:01on holiday with him just us two never mind go for a drive to Selby I know bloody hell Margaret put Barry
41:10down she can't get enough of him this week the world's sexiest man was putting us to sleep on
41:17the BBC I'm keeping the remote I know why are you keeping the remote because you won't let me watch
41:21it oh god will you sit still see baby's bedtime story we watch you see fucking babies hello I'm
41:34Jonathan oh hello Jonathan I know who you are oh calm down I'm not calming down it's bedtime do you
41:42love magic oh yeah I love magic Jonathan he's just been crowned the most sexiest man 20 25 christ on
41:49night I'm dying to watch this and Julie yeah me too I was doing this for the mom's in say
41:55is he well I'm so good I'd love to be able to cast spells like witches and wizards oh he's got a
42:03lovely voice he has got a nice voice rather smooth event it'd be good for a telephone sex if you're
42:08into that and if I was magical do you know what I'd do right now what I think you're magical Jonathan
42:15oh please can you get a grip you know if I was magical you won't be fucking sat in there
42:20you won't be telling bedtime stories yeah I'd conjure up a cute cuddly little friend to sit here
42:28with me while I read you a bedtime story I bet you Ruth that's me I'm cute I'm cuddly I'm the one you want
42:36meow there he is ladies maybe I am magic after all I think you are no I see I can't cope with this oh
42:48what are you talking about oh is he look at Jonathan's bulge bloody hell I love a jeans bulge do you
42:56yeah now we're ready for a magical bedtime oh so snuggle up and get ready for an exciting adventure
43:07okay snuggle up I'm getting snuggled Jonathan I think you should go home I watch this it's called
43:13room on the broom room on my broom mate and it was written by Julia Donaldson Julia Donaldson one of my
43:25favorite actual authors that Julia Donaldson she writes kids about yeah with illustrations by Axel
43:32Schaeffler say Axel Schaeffler Steve Axel Schaeffler not bad the witch had a cat and a very tall hat
43:43and long ginger hair which she wore in a plaid the witch is ginger like me yeah she looks a bit like
43:50you that's insulting how the cat purred oh purred what is going on here you know this is definitely
44:02not bedtime story and how the witch grinned I'm lost and transfixed by this he could be reading
44:08the Bible for all I know then out of the bushes on thundering paws you don't have to look at the
44:15pictures you just listen to his voice the dog with the hat in his jaws he dropped it politely then eagerly
44:24said bent over and pick it up I am a dog as keen as can be is there room on the broom for a dog like
44:33me are you attracted to him well I think he's quite entertaining you wouldn't throw him out that tells
44:39I'm not the right age group to go out with him however my only thing I have against this is I'm
44:48dreading it ending she dropped it politely and bent her head low go on then said as the witch tied her
44:56plat in a bow I am a bird I'm a bird as green as can be is there room on the broom for a bird like me
45:04yes there's a room on your broom for a bed like me they shut through the sky to the back of beyond
45:12the witch clutched her bow but let go of her wand so now the one's gone now so who's gonna find the
45:21one now you two invested in it then all of a sudden from out of a pond kept a dripping wet frog with a
45:31dripping wet wand a dripping wet wand oh for god's sake that's a bit much I'll tell you what you'd be
45:40paying two pound fifty a minute if this were on babes station over the moors and the mountains they
45:46flew the frog jumped for joy and oh what's that the broom snapped in two oh my days oh the last thing
45:57you want to do is snap your room mid-flight the witch was so kind to let the dog the bird and the frog
46:04join her and the cat on the broom yeah I wonder if there's room on the broom for a Jonathan like me
46:09good night I don't think so
46:13oh turn it off night night Lee night night
46:20well Sandy's doing the Riviera by rail Toxvig takes the train tomorrow at five past eight
46:30and we've got new drama a true story from the troubles Maxine Peake and Lola Petticrew in
46:36say nothing beginning Monday at nine stay with us here on channel four the last leg is on the way next
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