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00:00:00Hello, and welcome to the Survivor Series Wargames Preview.
00:00:06I'm Adam Wilmore from WhatCulture, joined by another one of the deadly boys,
00:00:09Michael Halford from WhatCulture, here to look ahead to this weekend's
00:00:12premium low-end Survivor Series Wargames.
00:00:15But before we get into it, we're a fan of this sort of thing.
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00:00:46I said no.
00:00:47Join my, I've got a better look ahead to Survivor Series Wargames.
00:00:57We haven't got a record scratch, but...
00:01:03It's a semi-cinema.
00:01:05It's a semi.
00:01:06Yeah, I've got a semi.
00:01:07I absolutely don't look at you, and I mean that with no disrespect.
00:01:11I might just look down the camera,
00:01:13because you would think it would be Wilborn's entire aesthetic,
00:01:17which you will explain in a second.
00:01:19That is...
00:01:20I'm finding it so difficult to look at you.
00:01:22But from the moment you walked in this morning...
00:01:25Something was up.
00:01:25Something was wrong.
00:01:26I didn't clock the rest of the attire.
00:01:28All I could see...
00:01:30Yeah.
00:01:31Those things must be the only way my head looks circular.
00:01:33Like, all I could see was you not in your glasses.
00:01:36And as I've said, whenever you and Sid take your glasses off...
00:01:39Weird.
00:01:39It makes me realise how much I look at your faces every day,
00:01:42because at this point, I'm almost not looking.
00:01:43You're so...
00:01:44Like, you're imprinted on my brain, and I love that.
00:01:47Yeah.
00:01:48I love the both of you.
00:01:49I love everything that we've got.
00:01:50But you're not.
00:01:53I don't know who you are.
00:01:54Who is this?
00:01:55I don't like you at all.
00:01:56So, yeah.
00:01:57For anyone who's confused, particularly the audio listeners...
00:02:01Oh, God.
00:02:01The poor audio listeners.
00:02:02People with misophonia about eating noises.
00:02:05I'll check them out in a second.
00:02:06I promise.
00:02:07But I made a promise.
00:02:08If I hit £500 of donations for my Movember this year...
00:02:14I did Chuckie's dad a couple of years ago.
00:02:16This year, smashing.
00:02:19It's Nigel Thornberry.
00:02:21And, yeah, I realised this morning, I haven't got a great deal of costume.
00:02:24If I take the teeth out, and I put my glasses on, it's just me wearing a backpack and some
00:02:28binoculars, basically, looking like a pervert.
00:02:30So, that's my weekend, usually.
00:02:32So, I had to put my contacts in, and I hate the way I look like this.
00:02:37The teeth is the least I'm bothered about, to be honest, out of all this.
00:02:41I hate not wearing glasses, aside from when I'm playing football.
00:02:46But, a deal's a deal.
00:02:48Thanks to everyone who donated.
00:02:50To be serious for just, like, two seconds, it is a cause.
00:02:55It is very close to my heart, so I appreciate it.
00:02:57Every year that people donate, and I feel like I have to give something back.
00:03:00Hence, this.
00:03:02Why is it funny when you've been sincere?
00:03:04Yeah.
00:03:05So, Survivor Series World Games.
00:03:07But first.
00:03:08But first, SmackDown.
00:03:10Slash Survivor Series World Games, because the Survivor Series is coming to SmackDown.
00:03:15Indeed.
00:03:16They are back at the ball arena tonight, because WWE are good, guys.
00:03:22They have taped this show, just so their wrestlers can have Thanksgiving off.
00:03:27That's why they did it, apparently.
00:03:29That does.
00:03:29Wow, that is.
00:03:30But we have avoided all spoilers.
00:03:32Yeah.
00:03:32I'm taking them out.
00:03:34Yeah, okay, please.
00:03:34I'll run back in for something later.
00:03:37Yeah, all right.
00:03:38You pick the match, and now pop them back in.
00:03:40Okay.
00:03:40Which I mean.
00:03:43Hi, everybody.
00:03:44It's me.
00:03:44I'm back.
00:03:45Oh, it was Wilborn.
00:03:45I thought it was, what's he called again?
00:03:47Nigel Thornberry.
00:03:48I thought it was Nigel Thornberry.
00:03:50Is that what veneers feel like?
00:03:52I don't know.
00:03:52Do you ever, I don't, it's been too long since I went to the dentist, because the door is effed
00:03:58it.
00:03:58But when I was going regularly, you know, when you get your teeth cleaned, you're like,
00:04:02oh, God, is that what teeth are supposed to feel like?
00:04:04And you feel really bad for a bit.
00:04:06Yeah.
00:04:06You think, oh, why are the dentists eroded half my teeth?
00:04:08No, they haven't.
00:04:09They've just made that feel right.
00:04:10Michael, have you been flossing?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12Obviously.
00:04:12All the time.
00:04:13Can't stop me.
00:04:14Right.
00:04:14Um, that's made everybody now.
00:04:17Like, we have a sensory effect on people.
00:04:19That's made everybody put their tongue to the teeth and think about what's in the teeth
00:04:23right now.
00:04:24Everybody has done that.
00:04:25And in my mind, even though I think my teeth are okay, discolored, it's a disgrace really.
00:04:30Um, but for the, based on the British cliche about teeth, I think I've been quite lucky.
00:04:35But what they feel like, they feel like sort of kitchen knives when I come out the dentist
00:04:39and they're clean, you know, behind you.
00:04:41Yeah.
00:04:41And you can feel your pressure tongue against the back of it.
00:04:43It's like, oh, that's nice and shut off.
00:04:44Yeah.
00:04:44And then within two weeks, you realize, God, is that how much just slop I consume?
00:04:48In terms of my food, not the pro wrestling.
00:04:50Um, because it has just already created like a soft play for my tongue in the back of my
00:04:57teeth.
00:04:57Um, yeah, we wanted to cover, we don't need to preview all of SmackDown.
00:05:01We're not going to guess who L.A. Knight is a mystery opponent is because, well, I know.
00:05:09Well, it was a four stage spoiler for me because you two inadvertently dropped two clues about
00:05:16something that I thought was unrelated to this.
00:05:18And then when Murray was absolutely castigating the state of this card at the desk this morning,
00:05:23which I vehemently disagreed with, by the way, he was reading the matches out because
00:05:28I was saying, I'm really excited for SmackDown.
00:05:29And then he read the matches out loud at me to try and insist that I explain how and why.
00:05:33He then read one match and I was like, what's he doing there?
00:05:36And he went, oh, sorry, I've spoiled it.
00:05:38And I was like, so I've been able to put your two and his two together and actually make
00:05:41four instead of five.
00:05:42But let's just say it's a force him.
00:05:45Hey, yeah, I mean, you've probably already seen it, but we're not going to talk about
00:05:49it just in case.
00:05:50And he's going to lose again.
00:05:51Yeah.
00:05:51As is.
00:05:52Hoorah!
00:05:53As is Rusev against Jey Uso one would assume.
00:05:55I don't know the actual result of that match, but I assume Jey's making it at least to the
00:05:59semis.
00:05:59Or.
00:06:00Or.
00:06:01Last minute.
00:06:02War Games.
00:06:03Or injury.
00:06:04Like attack by the vision.
00:06:06Oh, yeah.
00:06:06You know, like sort of to screw him out of that and maybe like, like go for the, like
00:06:10Rusev works a body part and then like the vision screw Jey Uso and then after the match
00:06:14target that body part and he's going into War Games hurt.
00:06:17Yeah, I suppose that could make sense.
00:06:19And then.
00:06:20I mean, Gunther's making the final, whatever happens.
00:06:22So I suppose you could be like, oh, is it going to be Rusev in the final against Gunther?
00:06:25That'd be a hard hitting affair.
00:06:26Um, well, we'll briefly talk about the Women's War Game Advantage match when we get to the
00:06:33actual match itself.
00:06:35And they got, they've got it half right so far.
00:06:38Finished the job.
00:06:39And what we did say, actually I'll just mention it now as well.
00:06:42Um, I think it's less important in the Women's match than it was in the Men's only because
00:06:48there's a scenario that you can have where let's say Nia Jax starts the match for the
00:06:53heel team, but they're at the disadvantage, but she's in there against.
00:06:57AJ Lee and Alexa Bliss, which they're two incredibly talented wrestlers, but in terms of a size
00:07:03difference, she should be unaffected by the disadvantage there.
00:07:07And you can do that thing you do where, yes, she's a heel, but you kind of tacitly baby
00:07:14facing somebody and have Lash Legend constantly be able to offset the numerical disadvantage.
00:07:18She's like a new baby face arrives.
00:07:20Hey, we're winning again.
00:07:21Lash Legend smash boot in the face.
00:07:23And I'll, wow, Lash Legend's neutralized the disadvantage.
00:07:26She's class.
00:07:27You can cheer her one day.
00:07:28That sort of thing.
00:07:29Yeah.
00:07:29So she's in that spot that you can, you can use her for.
00:07:32But really, we're only here for the biggest match, arguably a Survivor Series weekend.
00:07:37And that is a traditional, we're all about tradition here at WhatCulture, a traditional five-on-five
00:07:44Survivor Series elimination match.
00:07:47Babyface team, Sami Zayn, Shinsuke Nakamura, Rey Phoenix, and the Motor City Machine Guns.
00:07:54Which one is it?
00:07:55That one.
00:07:55Versus the MFTs.
00:08:01I'm talking Solo Sokoa, JC Mateo, Tama Tonga, Tonga Loa, and Tala Tonga.
00:08:13Pitching a shutout?
00:08:14Yeah, probably just straight up squash ski.
00:08:17I don't want to knock that over.
00:08:22I can't wait for this.
00:08:23I cannot wait for this.
00:08:25I would normally just be like, oh, what's the point in watching SmackDown?
00:08:27It'll be like, I'll know who gets the advantage.
00:08:29And relatively predictable last time is now tournament matches.
00:08:33Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
00:08:34Out they'll come with a class entrance.
00:08:36Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
00:08:37Taking it all.
00:08:38Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
00:08:40Et cetera.
00:08:41Looks class.
00:08:42And JC Mateo's there.
00:08:44Is Solo putting the face paint on for the first time?
00:08:45Oh, my God, I didn't even consider that.
00:08:48I'm going to press that button because I want to get us demonetized.
00:08:50Oh, my God.
00:08:51That'd be so good.
00:08:52And he's got his own new design.
00:08:53Yeah.
00:08:54Love it.
00:08:55I think they'll win, the MFTs, our boys.
00:08:58And at this point, I feel like the boys of everybody that consumes the SmackDown coverage
00:09:01that we do here at Wackelson.
00:09:02Yeah.
00:09:02Because I think what we've tried to do with the MFTs is when they were in, let's say,
00:09:07their doldrum era, we were trying to explain why, you know, there was value to Solo,
00:09:12at least.
00:09:13He kind of embraced the banter and that kind of changed the narrative.
00:09:15Remember the, like, it sounds archaic now, but the new bloodline.
00:09:19Yeah.
00:09:19And then he lost to Roman and it was very much like, that character is completely out
00:09:23of purpose.
00:09:24And then the first version of the MFTs proved that to be true.
00:09:28That character is completely out of purpose.
00:09:30But he never totally dropped the banter.
00:09:36And it was there for, like, the original version of the group was there kind of for Jacob Fatou
00:09:40to steamroll through.
00:09:41Jacob Fatou did steamroll through it.
00:09:43And then Solo sort of ended up with the United States title anyway.
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:48And then put over Sami Zayn and we said, look, that's probably it for all of this.
00:09:54But we got there in the end, didn't we, gang?
00:09:56You know, Sami's the US champion.
00:09:58All the goodies have got their vengeance.
00:09:59Roman Reigns has long moved on.
00:10:01We were sort of fine there.
00:10:03And then these little rebuilding vignettes he did where he kind of puts them all back together.
00:10:06You're like, I don't mind that.
00:10:08I don't like the one by one by one by one.
00:10:10I don't mind that.
00:10:11They're giving him a proper go this time.
00:10:12And Solo has never kind of looked, he'd never looked sillier trying to be serious.
00:10:17And I was like, was that actually the missing ingredient all along?
00:10:20And now they've entered this, like, perfect space where they can simultaneously be the
00:10:27daftest group of bully arseholes and then actual serious go-in-heel concern.
00:10:33Because we enjoy the backstage segments a great deal.
00:10:37Solo Sokova's promo game is tremendous.
00:10:39And I would argue underrated.
00:10:40I agree.
00:10:41Honestly, in terms of his performance and his delivery method.
00:10:43But the single biggest thing, and I've hit this over the head so much so that our listeners
00:10:46and viewers, I apologize, will be bored by this take, is that a mid-card on SmackDown
00:10:52in dire, desperate, stricken need for direction and focus was given it in the form of the MFTs.
00:11:02They came into our life straight from above.
00:11:06Started being assholes and I fell in love.
00:11:11Because all of a sudden, Sami Zayn, yeah, top babyface can be slotted into any program, pretty
00:11:16much anywhere up and down the card.
00:11:17We're talking about this, like, fairly lightweight, but a lot of fun Survivor Series match and probably
00:11:20both fantasy booking to win the Royal Rumble.
00:11:22Yeah, I was going to say, Sami's the last one eliminated in this match.
00:11:24If that's where we were going.
00:11:25That's the super malleability of a Sami Zayn.
00:11:27But, like, we've talked at length about the kind of the fake tag division that is the SmackDown
00:11:31tag division at which the guns have really drowned in, ultimately.
00:11:35Nakamura was like a heel doing nothing last year, disappeared off the face of the earth,
00:11:39just kind of randomly came back as a baby face.
00:11:41Because, uh, who's the fifth?
00:11:43I've forgotten the fifth.
00:11:45Uh, who you said, Phoenix?
00:11:46Oh, Ray, Jesus, Ray Phoenix.
00:11:48Like, one of WWE's, like, sort of poorly form balls of 2025, realistically.
00:11:53All of a sudden, you're like, you're Nakamura, right, actually, like, as a tag team.
00:11:57Because they all want to kick the MFTs' ass.
00:12:00You've got Tola Tonga, and I'm going to say this again in a complimentary fashion,
00:12:05in the great Carly role, where he don't do much.
00:12:07But when he hits you, as long as you sell it like you've been hit by a truck, people will buy it.
00:12:11If he's getting eliminated, it's 100% by count-out, isn't it?
00:12:14Count-out, uh, entire stack of the team on top of him for the big dogpile pinfall,
00:12:18something like that.
00:12:19Like, they'll go to lengths to try and do that.
00:12:22And I'm not sure he is getting eliminated.
00:12:23I'm wondering if Solo serves the apron for the bulk of the match,
00:12:26and lets a lot of the team take the fall.
00:12:29Because, check out Solo's acting in this one, gang,
00:12:32because you won't have noticed, like, you won't have known this when they were taping it,
00:12:35but that man's got to stay afresh for the John Cena time is now tournament.
00:12:38Oh, yeah.
00:12:39So, all of a sudden, the commentary will presumably have to be dubbed in a little bit
00:12:43to be like, maybe Solo's resting up when he's just skiving on the apron.
00:12:48Of course, uh, of course, a tough victory for Solo to go on Monday.
00:12:53I'm leaving.
00:12:54WWE.
00:12:56I didn't even think of that.
00:12:57Yeah.
00:12:58They're going to have to work with that.
00:13:00And, and, and, and, and, and, and.
00:13:03Obviously, he must be very, uh, Ray Phoenix there, of course, uh, you know,
00:13:06got a lot of history with Penta, who, who, of course, lost to, uh, Solo on Monday.
00:13:12But you're right.
00:13:12Like, imagine, right, you, you would have seen this,
00:13:14but, like, Phoenix, on occasion, does this move where he, like,
00:13:17runs across the top rope.
00:13:18What?
00:13:18I know, with a kick, right?
00:13:20Imagine if he does that, and they can, like, edit in something.
00:13:22Like, get a bit of revenge there for his brother,
00:13:24who was injured on Raw.
00:13:25Or, or whatever, I don't know.
00:13:26An homage there to Penta, who was defundered.
00:13:29I didn't think of all this.
00:13:31So, I've got that to do.
00:13:32That'll be fun.
00:13:33But also.
00:13:33What we used to do in WCBW is not even, just in case,
00:13:38not even hint at it.
00:13:39Oh, yeah.
00:13:39So, it'd be like, we all know what happened last week.
00:13:42I don't know.
00:13:43Probably.
00:13:44Just didn't even show up to the show.
00:13:45That's it, yeah.
00:13:45Somebody missed his megabus.
00:13:47Um, no.
00:13:49Also, see, I think the MFTs win, is why.
00:13:52I think they're, they're big.
00:13:53I actually think the babyfaces win.
00:13:54Oh, do you?
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:55Yeah.
00:13:55Oh, well, I can see arguments.
00:13:57I, I'm going, genuinely going into this.
00:13:59Like, Sammy is the sole survivor.
00:14:00Yes.
00:14:00He's kind of like, he's the one that got the people together,
00:14:02and he's the one that's going to.
00:14:03But on the flip side, I can also see, like,
00:14:05Solo being the last one, or Solo and Tala being the last one,
00:14:07because that actually feeds quite nicely into the Rumble,
00:14:10where you might have a moment where it's like,
00:14:13Solo, Tama, and Tala, and they're like,
00:14:17it's like, they're kind of running the show here.
00:14:19And then Sammy comes out, and he's like,
00:14:20well, I want to get revenge for what happened at Survivor Series weekend.
00:14:23And, well, I think Tala gets counted out,
00:14:26and I think the sole survivors are Solo, Solo Survivor,
00:14:31and Tama Tonga, because the various fronts,
00:14:35with which the MFTs were, like, relaunched in,
00:14:38were to take revenge on Sammy Zane,
00:14:41which, by victory of this, by virtue of the victory here,
00:14:43they'll have done that.
00:14:44Solo can say, one of the jobs done.
00:14:46So, one of the other ones was to reclaim the United States title,
00:14:51and Tama's been, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
00:14:52and Elia dragging off in the background.
00:14:54So, you keep him strong, and you have him sort of get this win.
00:14:56And Solo's like, see, my guy's ready.
00:14:58Elia, stop ducking my man.
00:15:01Now, the one bit the MFTs weren't ready for
00:15:03was the creeping spectre of the wayards.
00:15:07I forgot about it.
00:15:07So, once they're done with, like, you can't, I don't think.
00:15:09Are they the tag champs still?
00:15:11Yeah, who cares?
00:15:12That's it, like, you can't, you cannot, like, I don't think anyway,
00:15:15you can't smoothly transition the MFTs out of this match
00:15:20into the wayards with, like, a defeat.
00:15:22Yes.
00:15:22Yeah, that's a good point.
00:15:23If you want them to feud with the wayards
00:15:25and potentially even win the tag belts,
00:15:27you want that momentum, don't you?
00:15:29What?
00:15:29I was like, when did they actually last time a match?
00:15:34Oh, 10th of October.
00:15:35Okay.
00:15:35The title events in, on the, on the, where it all began.
00:15:41The Perth Smackdown.
00:15:42That was where this, um.
00:15:43What did he make there?
00:15:43That's where this Man United haircut era of Smackdown began, isn't it?
00:15:46Yeah.
00:15:47Um, that's what we're calling it.
00:15:49You see people start turning on that poor bastard,
00:15:51like, nobody cares.
00:15:52I called this, I remember that week, did they draw?
00:15:55And it would have, it would have put him on four.
00:15:57Yeah.
00:15:57Or whatever it was.
00:15:58And I said, I was like, I'm telling you, man,
00:16:00there's a sweet spot to this.
00:16:01And he's got to get out whilst.
00:16:02Yeah, there's, there's, I understand this idea of like,
00:16:05oh, he might get like a, there's going to be some advertising company
00:16:07that's like going to pay him some easy money or whatever.
00:16:09But the public at large will really lose their patience.
00:16:12And that dickhead in the Man United away game that time that went for him,
00:16:16totally not on.
00:16:17No.
00:16:17But there will be a growing frustration amongst the Man United.
00:16:20People start blaming him.
00:16:21They won't act on it.
00:16:22They'll just be thinking, God, yeah, this guy's really trivialized.
00:16:24I was serious situation and not been able to get like five wins or whatever.
00:16:28And he's going to wear the scars, you know, like that.
00:16:31That was a, that was a right time.
00:16:33It was, it's a wrestling thing.
00:16:35It was like, you kind of, he's the top baby face of territory,
00:16:38but you've got to strap him up now because if you don't.
00:16:40It's the shield split.
00:16:41Do it before people are ready for it.
00:16:42And fans back winners five wins in a row.
00:16:45Should they do this with a wrestler?
00:16:47Like, I'm not going to cut my hair until I win five matches in a row.
00:16:50And then he just keeps, do you know what they should do it with?
00:16:52They should do it with their champers beard.
00:16:54They're like, he just gets bigger because he hasn't grown out for a while, has he?
00:16:57So it just gets that like NXT size.
00:16:59And he's like, no, his hair.
00:17:00Remember when he had an old man champ?
00:17:02Yeah, old man champ right here.
00:17:03Yeah.
00:17:03And he's not allowed to get rid of it, but it's just, it's out here.
00:17:05It's like he's on four wins and Dragunov's like, right, now's the time.
00:17:08Yeah.
00:17:08Roll it.
00:17:09One, two, three.
00:17:10You've got the Professor Wito size.
00:17:11Looks like Frasier in Chias.
00:17:14Yeah.
00:17:14So I think that's why I think the NFTs win because I think, you know, like the why it's.
00:17:18I'm genuinely looking forward to this.
00:17:20I can't wait.
00:17:20I'm genuinely going to avoid all spoilers.
00:17:21Are you taking a piss or anything?
00:17:22I'm just excited to see this.
00:17:24Getting the Christmas stuff out this weekend.
00:17:26Getting the Christmas stuff out of the loft because it's.
00:17:27Oh, yeah.
00:17:28So I've got, I might have to do the old.
00:17:31Oh God, that's really dangerous.
00:17:33Actually, I might have to do this.
00:17:34The old Saturday night watch when they've gone to bed.
00:17:37And you know what that means is I'll be like, oh, just three more hours.
00:17:41And the actual Survivor Series starts.
00:17:43I guess I could stay up.
00:17:44My son has football at like 9 a.m.
00:17:47On a Sunday morning.
00:17:49Yeah.
00:17:50What are we doing?
00:17:52We, me and the kids will be watching this tomorrow morning.
00:17:54It's nice because I get to show them a glimpse of what the dad's Survivor Series was.
00:18:00And then we get the new one and they get the look at their first war games.
00:18:03They're all gathered in their asses.
00:18:06Dad, and we had three cage matches this month already.
00:18:09Just shut up.
00:18:09We sure are.
00:18:10Nah, don't worry.
00:18:10They weren't ass-pobbling.
00:18:13Sorry, to be fair, as a responsible parent of.
00:18:16How old are they again?
00:18:1710 and 12.
00:18:19Yeah.
00:18:19So we're kind of on the line.
00:18:20Like I was, I was 12 when you had Austin Brett and the blood.
00:18:27But my, the one time that my mom said, should you be watching that?
00:18:35Ever.
00:18:36Not Jake setting the Cobra on Randy Savage when I was six.
00:18:41Jesus Christ.
00:18:42Not Sean and Marty in the barbershop when I was the same age or anything like that.
00:18:46Not even on my, what would have been, I don't know, 15th birthday or something, when it was
00:18:52like the height of the Attitude Era, let's say.
00:18:53And there were bulbs everywhere.
00:18:55No, no, no.
00:18:55Ninety-nine.
00:18:56Oh, my God.
00:18:57Ninety-nine-eight, when she walks through and my dad has insisted, we're like, play that
00:19:03again, play that again.
00:19:03And we must have played it 20, 30 times alongside WWE's reruns of Undertaker throwing Mankind
00:19:10off the hat, uh, Helena Selle at King of the Ring.
00:19:12Like, and my mother, then a nurse, looks upon this and goes like, what's that?
00:19:19But she basically Bret Harted it.
00:19:21Well, he's not worked that, has he?
00:19:22You know, like, how's he not getting injured there?
00:19:26And I was like, well, I don't have an answer for you, man, but like, look at the fall.
00:19:29Like, and then she went, how do you learn to fall off a 20-foot ladder?
00:19:32I was like, well, it's not a ladder, it's a cell.
00:19:33But good quote, give that to Jim Ross.
00:19:35Like, no, she genuinely, she safety policed at that moment.
00:19:38I mean, I'm not surprised he's so close to hitting the barrier.
00:19:40It's nuts.
00:19:42Like, this isn't just, I get it now, now, crash pads.
00:19:44It still sucks.
00:19:45Yeah.
00:19:45Even nowadays.
00:19:46Shame on the man gets like the little mattress-y ending with the table, doesn't he?
00:19:49Yeah.
00:19:50Nope, not McFoley.
00:19:51And they almost botch it with the camera.
00:19:52Because they're like, get out of the way!
00:19:54Imagine they just missed it.
00:19:55I mean, they've got like 20 different angles.
00:19:58Yeah, but he's so close.
00:20:00So, yeah, it's not quite that with the kids tomorrow.
00:20:02But, you know, you understand why the MFTs is pretty close to McFoley getting thrown off.
00:20:06And Brian, there you have it.
00:20:08Bret Hart in a pinny and a wig.
00:20:10Mrs. Hartflit.
00:20:12Speaking of Brian.
00:20:14Brian, very kindly.
00:20:16Over the years, you'll know, our SmackDown Photoshop correspondent.
00:20:20Indeed.
00:20:20Has very kindly contributed very much to the lore of this universe, this blue brand universe,
00:20:25this blue-niverse we have created.
00:20:28And kindly got in touch with me this week.
00:20:32Cameo, Michael Hamflit, or hamflitx.gmail.com.
00:20:35I'm trying very hard to stay off Twitter.
00:20:37It got increasingly difficult with something.
00:20:38I can't remember what it was.
00:20:39But, like, I genuinely went to X Muscle Memory.
00:20:41And then I was logged out of it.
00:20:42And I was like, oh, yeah.
00:20:43I think I keep sending you new stuff.
00:20:45Maybe that's it.
00:20:45Yeah.
00:20:46And luckily, that'll load up as an individual tweet.
00:20:48So it's basically somebody sending you a link to a video.
00:20:50Anyway.
00:20:51Very kindly thought about our potential problem with SmackDown being taped.
00:20:56Not realizing that we're kind of, we're two steps ahead.
00:20:59We'll just throw in the Survivor Series.
00:21:00Give us some Thanksgiving-related ideas.
00:21:04Should we run through them quickly?
00:21:05Yeah.
00:21:05So, he said, right, build your own Thanksgiving Day plate, brackets, traditional foods.
00:21:12So, based on what we know, the limited knowledge we have about Thanksgiving,
00:21:16what would you put on your Thanksgiving plate?
00:21:19Because I'm going, like, turkey all day.
00:21:22Like, loads of it.
00:21:24Can I have...
00:21:27I've got to differ this from my Christmas plate, haven't I?
00:21:29Because Christmas we have...
00:21:31I guess so.
00:21:32Thanksgiving plates.
00:21:32I'll tell you what, I'm going to put these two together.
00:21:34Because he said, and if you hosted a Thanksgiving, what would you serve, brackets, any food you want?
00:21:39So, the traditional plate would, I guess, have to be your turkey, your yames.
00:21:44Do they have...
00:21:45What's collard greens?
00:21:46I'm always intrigued by collard greens.
00:21:47Is it just green veg?
00:21:49Or is it something else?
00:21:50Hang on, here we go.
00:21:52What's on a traditional Thanksgiving?
00:21:53Go down the list and I'll say yes or no.
00:21:55I'm trying to find out.
00:21:56I've written Thanksgiving traditional food.
00:22:00Mashed potatoes.
00:22:01I'm loading the plate with mashed potatoes.
00:22:02All right.
00:22:04Stuffing.
00:22:06Ah, don't hurt me.
00:22:08I'm a fan.
00:22:09Oh, really?
00:22:10I'm a fan.
00:22:10I like stuffing.
00:22:12It's not like...
00:22:13It's not a necessity on the plate, but I'd choose it.
00:22:15If we're talking choices, I'd choose it.
00:22:18Yeah, sweet potatoes.
00:22:19Yeah.
00:22:20Mac and cheese.
00:22:21That's on there.
00:22:22See, that's weird because we do not put that on a roast over here.
00:22:24God, no.
00:22:25But it's great.
00:22:26It's like a little bonus.
00:22:27Yeah.
00:22:27I also really like the, I don't know what, the cobs, buns, whatever you want to call
00:22:32them.
00:22:32Oh, yeah.
00:22:32They're like...
00:22:33Those rolls.
00:22:34They look a little bit brioche.
00:22:35I hope they're not, to be honest.
00:22:37Brioche is a bit much.
00:22:38Yeah.
00:22:39Why is it?
00:22:39You know when you see, like, on TV, when they're like, oh, don't fill up on bread, and they've
00:22:43been given free bread, but it's like a baguette.
00:22:45Yes.
00:22:46Yeah, but it's not breadsticks like our crummy little crispy business.
00:22:50What's the rules, by the way, on the meat, on the Thanksgiving thing?
00:22:53How fast can I put that in the bread?
00:22:54Or do I have to have, like, a bit of turkey?
00:22:57Because I was saying this before we started recording.
00:23:01Christmas dinner's better in bread.
00:23:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:23:04Not like the sandwiches you buy from the shops.
00:23:06I mean, like, oh, that beef, turkey, pork, whatever.
00:23:10A few spuds.
00:23:11It's been cooked.
00:23:12It's cooled.
00:23:14How much butter would you like?
00:23:15Yes, please.
00:23:16Just some, like, posh ones, rather than getting the supermarket-owned brand.
00:23:21You know, there's, like, McCain's skin on oven chips.
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:23Just putting a load of those in, and I've leftover sandwiches.
00:23:26What's the recipe?
00:23:27I want creamed spinach.
00:23:31Hmm.
00:23:32Dinner rolls.
00:23:33That's the...
00:23:33Dinner rolls, yes.
00:23:35Dinner rolls.
00:23:36Creamed spinach.
00:23:36I'm right slap-banging in the middle on creamed spinach.
00:23:39Oh, 65 traditional dishes.
00:23:41This is from delish.com.
00:23:43You need for the ultimate Thanksgiving menu, green bean casserole.
00:23:48Eh, I'll give it a go.
00:23:52By sautéing mushrooms we sliced on you.
00:23:54Wait a second.
00:23:55You might have...
00:23:56Was that in the green bean casserole?
00:23:57Apparently, yeah.
00:23:59See, that's convinced me.
00:24:00Can't be arsed for mushrooms.
00:24:00Can't be arsed.
00:24:01They're fine, but, like...
00:24:02I don't think I've ever had pumpkin pie.
00:24:04Me neither.
00:24:04Ah!
00:24:04Ah, hang on.
00:24:05I have.
00:24:06No, I've had pumpkin pie pancakes, so you can hate the alliteration, because my wife and
00:24:10I were...
00:24:11You remember the famous Miz wins the belt honeymoon?
00:24:14Yeah.
00:24:14That also fell over Thanksgiving, and we went to an IHOP, which was virtually deserted,
00:24:20but they have Thanksgiving offers on, and it was one of the best days of my life.
00:24:22I was giving thanks every goddamn bite.
00:24:24So, here, check this out.
00:24:27Cranberry brie pull-apart bread.
00:24:29Nope.
00:24:30Not for me.
00:24:30I knew you wouldn't like that.
00:24:31Not for me.
00:24:31Not for me.
00:24:31Roached potatoes, obviously.
00:24:33Absolutely.
00:24:33Dear one.
00:24:35Like, keep them on the plate, and it's like, oh, no, the plate's gone cold.
00:24:39Cold roast potatoes are goaded as well.
00:24:41Sweet potato casserole.
00:24:44I like it.
00:24:44Thanksgiving potato skins.
00:24:46Hello.
00:24:46Yeah, why not?
00:24:47I think I'd rather have sweet potato mash.
00:24:50Yeah.
00:24:51If I have to have sweet potatoes.
00:24:52That sort of, like, meshes all the different sweet potatoes.
00:24:53I mean, to be fair, Anne-Louise makes it with normal potatoes and sweet potatoes, and
00:24:57it doesn't really matter, because she just chucks a load of cheese in there.
00:24:59Oh, nice.
00:24:59Yeah.
00:25:00It's very terrible for you.
00:25:00Cheese in the sweet potato mash.
00:25:02Yeah.
00:25:02Does that work?
00:25:03Oh, yeah.
00:25:03All right.
00:25:04I've never thought of that.
00:25:04I've never tried that.
00:25:05I feel like maybe we gave it to you, but then that would have been a bit of stodge before
00:25:09the Great North Run, so maybe not.
00:25:10Maybe we just added, like, a big old bit of pasta in here.
00:25:12Cheesy sweet potato mash.
00:25:13I never thought about.
00:25:13Pecan pie.
00:25:14I think I'd rather go pecan than pumpkin.
00:25:16Ping-ping pie, of course.
00:25:19Yeah, of course.
00:25:21Sweet potato crescent bites.
00:25:24Yeah, why not?
00:25:25Corn bread stuffing.
00:25:27Now, that does intrigue me.
00:25:28Roasted turkey leg.
00:25:30Yes, please.
00:25:30Did we have corn bread in America once?
00:25:32Did we?
00:25:32I feel like we...
00:25:33You had grits.
00:25:33I had grits.
00:25:34Caramelized Brussels sprouts.
00:25:36Throw it away.
00:25:36Burn the dish.
00:25:37Never show me this again.
00:25:39Brussels sprouts.
00:25:40Sprouts.
00:25:40I will bond sprouts.
00:25:43Brussels sprouts and a devil's fruit.
00:25:48I'll have bond sprouts.
00:25:49I like sprouts.
00:25:49I hate them.
00:25:51Even my mate James, who's a really good cook, who's like, I'll cook it with bacon.
00:25:54I'll just eat the bacon then.
00:25:55Thanks.
00:25:55Funny when American said it as well.
00:25:56Brussels sprouts.
00:25:59Thanksgiving jungle juice.
00:26:02Excuse you?
00:26:03Like a punt.
00:26:04Two bottles of red wine whiskey fireball.
00:26:06Let's go!
00:26:08Yeah.
00:26:09Love a bit of fireball.
00:26:10Should we have some fireball in Vegas next year?
00:26:12Is that got red wine in it?
00:26:14What, fireball?
00:26:15Yeah.
00:26:15No.
00:26:15Good.
00:26:16Other than yes.
00:26:17Fireball, I think they're the atomic, but it's that.
00:26:19It's like, that's how you convince the kid to be like, maybe I like alcohol.
00:26:23I've had some red wine at the weekend for what must have been the first time in about
00:26:2525 years, and I was horrible off it the next day.
00:26:28I love...
00:26:29Yeah, I get it.
00:26:29I'm really messy.
00:26:30Like, future me hates me for it, but red wine drunk at Christmas.
00:26:34I don't like the taste of it.
00:26:35I don't like the texture of it.
00:26:36I don't like the experience of it, but it was there and it was free, so I had to drink it.
00:26:38So good, yeah.
00:26:39I don't like it.
00:26:39Thanksgiving cauliflower.
00:26:41You've just put Thanksgiving in front of a vegetable there.
00:26:43Still eating.
00:26:47Cranberry bacon green beans.
00:26:49Nah.
00:26:50Just give me straight up green beans.
00:26:53I don't like cranberries.
00:26:53I don't like cranberries.
00:26:54Yeah.
00:26:54I don't like cranberries.
00:26:55Sorry, buddy.
00:26:55Generally, I think I prefer cranberry juice more than anything.
00:26:58I'm grateful that Greg's...
00:26:59By the way, not than apple juice.
00:27:00I mean, in terms of the cranberry ratings, Jesus Christ.
00:27:02I'm grateful that Greg's don't do a cranberry-less festive bake, because in every other respect,
00:27:07I think I'd probably have about three of them a day, but the cranberry in makes it zero.
00:27:11Scallop potatoes.
00:27:12What's a scallop?
00:27:14You've hit a topic that Adam Willmore loves to talk about.
00:27:18Scallop, scallop, escalop.
00:27:19All different things.
00:27:20Too complicated.
00:27:21Why do we use words so similar to each other?
00:27:22They're the creamy potatoes.
00:27:24They are goated, to be fair.
00:27:25Yeah, why not?
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:26Have them.
00:27:26We've had a lot of potatoes.
00:27:27Mash, which is basically potatoes and a bit of turkey.
00:27:30This is both our questions together, because this is what we're serving, as well as what we pick.
00:27:33Onion soup mix roast potatoes.
00:27:35Why not?
00:27:36I like all the words individually, so why not?
00:27:40I think you and I are going to agree on this one.
00:27:42It's going to be like the Predator's handshake.
00:27:44Sounds nice, but cranberry walnut cheese log.
00:27:49Nah.
00:27:49Keep it away, thank you.
00:27:51Sweet potato salad, I think we've had enough.
00:27:52No, it's done like a salad bit.
00:27:54Pear salad?
00:27:55Nah.
00:27:56Salad.
00:27:56You should punch someone in the face and they'll offer you that.
00:27:58I don't like a pear either, actually.
00:27:59I don't like pears of crap.
00:28:01Creamed?
00:28:01Mmm.
00:28:02Russell sprouts.
00:28:03Get away from me.
00:28:04Yeah.
00:28:04Russell sprouts.
00:28:04Salad.
00:28:05Stop it.
00:28:06Salad, no.
00:28:07Stuffed mushrooms?
00:28:08Nah.
00:28:09Can't be arsed.
00:28:09Like stuffed peppers?
00:28:11I know stuffed mushrooms and stuffed peppers and their ilk to be the kind of, the choice
00:28:17of the, not choice, the serving to the disappointed vegetarian at the table.
00:28:21Yeah.
00:28:22That's what I know those things to be.
00:28:23It's like, could I have something that's like a nice alternative?
00:28:25To what all you guys are eating?
00:28:27Nah.
00:28:27Like, we've just stuffed, eat this, eat your crap.
00:28:30Garlic mushrooms I'll have.
00:28:31I'll have loads of them.
00:28:32I don't, I like mushrooms cooked in stuff, but otherwise they're just like those tablet
00:28:37erasers you used to get from Smith's.
00:28:39Garlic Parmesan roasted carrots.
00:28:43Yeah, go on then.
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Can I just have garlic carrots?
00:28:46I'm not really a huge fan of parmesan.
00:28:47I like veg.
00:28:48Smashed potatoes.
00:28:49I assume, presumably, presumably you make roast potatoes and drop the tray on the way
00:28:52to the table.
00:28:53Hey, f*** them.
00:28:57Vegetarian gravy.
00:28:58It's just gravy, that, isn't it?
00:28:59Yeah, it's fine.
00:29:00Just not made it from the meat.
00:29:01I like the look of gravy on a Thanksgiving dinner, because it's really like translucent,
00:29:06isn't it?
00:29:07It looks like, it looks like, it looks like the gunge from Get Your Own Back.
00:29:12What else we got?
00:29:13Corn casserole.
00:29:15Yeah.
00:29:15Yeah, I'll chuck some corn on there.
00:29:17Is that sweet corn?
00:29:18Yeah.
00:29:18Or do they have a different kind of corn?
00:29:20It looks like sweet corn.
00:29:23Milk could be used to substitute the heavy cream.
00:29:26Now you're talking our language.
00:29:28Heavy cream.
00:29:28Thank you very much.
00:29:30Caramelized onion and goat cheese bites.
00:29:32I'll just eat too many of them before the meal starts.
00:29:34Sweet potato casserole with marshmallows.
00:29:38Now, what are you doing?
00:29:39I want it on the, I don't know if I want it on the same plate, but I want it on the table.
00:29:43There it is.
00:29:44That's what I'm talking about.
00:29:45Thanksgiving rolls.
00:29:47Yeah.
00:29:49It turns out you can have rolls, not just for Thanksgiving dinner, but any time of the
00:29:52year.
00:29:53I'll take that from delish.com.
00:29:54I'm going to cut in here, by the way, because it's a Thanksgiving tradition, obviously, in America.
00:29:58And he's offered us American football tangent.
00:30:02Da, da, da, da.
00:30:04My Colts didn't play on Thanksgiving.
00:30:06And I don't watch.
00:30:08Da, da, da, da.
00:30:10I think they're playing this weekend against like an eight and seven team.
00:30:17Tim Boles ran the OKC Thunder painfully, painfully close in the regular season basketball
00:30:25that I am trying so hard to keep up with.
00:30:26But there's a lot of games.
00:30:27A lot of games.
00:30:29Houston Texans are at home against the Houston Texans.
00:30:31That's winnable, probably.
00:30:32Yeah, should win that, I think.
00:30:34I don't know.
00:30:34We're at home.
00:30:35While we're on food, he's also asked, if SmackDown wrestlers were food, who would be what?
00:30:43Based on the, I guess, the traditional Thanksgiving offerings.
00:30:46Who's the, who's the turkey of the SmackDown table?
00:30:52Cody?
00:30:54QB?
00:30:55Yeah.
00:30:56Completely naked out there.
00:30:58Like the turkey itself.
00:31:00Legs of Kimbo.
00:31:00Bolloco.
00:31:01In fact, remember the naked thumbnail where I was just in with the belt that Nicholas made?
00:31:04Yes.
00:31:04That's like the turkey in the middle of the table, isn't it?
00:31:06Yes, exactly.
00:31:07Do you think the, the, the roast potatoes is Sammy Zane?
00:31:10Like any normal person can admit probably one of the best things there.
00:31:14Yeah.
00:31:15But contrarians have to be like, I don't really like that potato.
00:31:18I kind of prefer a different potato.
00:31:19If anything, I think it's too popular, that potato.
00:31:22Yeah.
00:31:22And it gets eaten too much.
00:31:23Like.
00:31:24And it's really never had its day in the sun, roast potatoes.
00:31:26Yes, often, often overlooked, aren't they, for, for other ones?
00:31:29And they shouldn't be because they were there all along.
00:31:30Yeah.
00:31:31You were there the whole time.
00:31:32MFTs are pecan pie all day.
00:31:34Like they're, they're that like sweet treat and you go, what's all that in there?
00:31:38It's like, it's tall and tonga, that's what it is, mate.
00:31:41Like, it's got like a nice sort of vibrant look to it.
00:31:44Like the new entrance that they've got, they're the MFTs.
00:31:47What was the, there was something you said before that we both went, nah.
00:31:52It was one of the, the weirder sounding creamy salad or something.
00:31:55Yeah.
00:31:55Hang on.
00:31:55What was it?
00:31:57Uh, it wasn't the cranberry pull-aport brie, was it?
00:32:01That might do if we can't find the other one.
00:32:05Cornbread stuffing.
00:32:06Was that what we said?
00:32:07No.
00:32:07Anyway, there was one of those like things where it's like, what are you putting?
00:32:10Why are you putting those?
00:32:10Mashed potato casserole.
00:32:12Mashed potato casserole.
00:32:13Mashed potato casserole is a SmackDown tag division.
00:32:16Because it's like pretty bland and beige.
00:32:18Not much is really going on.
00:32:20Yeah.
00:32:20But like, they'll tell you if somebody says, God, you've got to try this mashed potato casserole.
00:32:24They'll be like, you've got to see this tag division.
00:32:25And there's so many cool matches.
00:32:27I prefer the roasties.
00:32:28Thanks.
00:32:29I like mac and cheese being.
00:32:34Hmm.
00:32:34Charlotte Flair.
00:32:37Yes.
00:32:38Yes.
00:32:39Because it's like, what are you doing here about a police day?
00:32:41Yeah.
00:32:42Don't go anywhere.
00:32:43Those, um, uh, those dinner rolls.
00:32:46We couldn't remember the name of, is the SmackDown GM.
00:32:50A vital, a vital ingredient that we definitely agree on.
00:32:52Sometimes better on Raw than on SmackDown.
00:32:54You want to pair with everything.
00:32:55Yeah.
00:32:55Just can't remember.
00:32:56We can't remember the name, could we?
00:32:57We couldn't remember the name.
00:32:58Uh, weirdest absolute crap that kind of doesn't belong on that table or any table.
00:33:01I'll probably say the Wyatts and me.
00:33:02Pear salad.
00:33:03Pear salad.
00:33:07Pear salad.
00:33:08Tick.
00:33:09Last but not least, with no, this is interesting.
00:33:13A bit of a British tangent.
00:33:16I'll say sweet potato casserole with marshmallows is Jade Cargill, right?
00:33:19Because it's like, okay, I get it.
00:33:21It's a women wrestler.
00:33:22All right, okay.
00:33:23Jesus, what have you added to her?
00:33:26She's just a beast, basically.
00:33:27The marshmallows, you bite in, you get a marshmallow, and the marshmallow looks at you.
00:33:30It's got a little face in the mouth and it goes, I'm that bitch.
00:33:34Um, with no Thanksgiving Day barrier.
00:33:37Yeah, it's an interesting way to look at it.
00:33:38Okay.
00:33:39Does Christmas start right after...
00:33:40Candied yams.
00:33:41Candied yams, I would try them.
00:33:43Does Christmas start right after Halloween for you guys?
00:33:45Yes and no.
00:33:46It does, I think, doesn't it?
00:33:47I mean...
00:33:48It starts with me never.
00:33:49I'll try and avoid the whole thing.
00:33:50It depends what you mean by us.
00:33:52You're asking the supermarket.
00:33:53It starts generally around the time the six weeks holiday ends.
00:33:56It starts when Tony Khan puts his tree up in like July or whenever it is.
00:34:00Me, personally, I have a sort of unwritten rule.
00:34:03And I bent here a little bit this year because I've got a two-year-old,
00:34:05and I'm kind of like...
00:34:07I think this is the most I've been excited for Christmas.
00:34:09More than when he was born.
00:34:10Okay.
00:34:11Because...
00:34:11Yeah, baby's just...
00:34:12He's just giving a blob some wrapping paper at that point, isn't it?
00:34:13Yeah, Christmas for a baby's an absolute joke.
00:34:15This is his first Christmas in my...
00:34:16For me, personally.
00:34:18Even last year, he was just sort of like, what's going on?
00:34:21Right, it's not a bit much this.
00:34:22Can I go and have a nap?
00:34:23This year, he's like, I get Santa.
00:34:25I get reindeer.
00:34:26I get...
00:34:27Same thing like monster truck every second.
00:34:30Yeah.
00:34:30So Santa knows what we want to get.
00:34:34Um...
00:34:35And we're more, I think, more excited than even previous years in terms of like,
00:34:39oh my God, we can get him that and give him on Christmas Day,
00:34:40and then he can dress in it, and then he can...
00:34:42Oh my God.
00:34:44So whilst I will say I have started doing elements of Christmas stuff,
00:34:48and I'm doing the Christmas decorations still technically in November,
00:34:51I personally like to keep a hold on it until the 1st of December.
00:34:55I have mince pies on my desk, and you'll have noticed I bought them
00:34:58in a lot of excitement, but I wouldn't feel right,
00:35:02even like with less than a month to go till Christmas.
00:35:05Monday, they're getting cracked open.
00:35:07No one else is having any, but I'm not sharing them.
00:35:09There's six of them that will carry me through until the Christmas party
00:35:11or the day after the Christmas party.
00:35:13Oh my God.
00:35:14But, not for me, Jeff.
00:35:18I...
00:35:19It's just a weird limbo.
00:35:20As a nation, it is definitely Halloween is the last barrier.
00:35:23Barrier is the word for me especially.
00:35:25It is the last barrier.
00:35:26You see people who like to decorate their house will subsequently,
00:35:31because it's more, it's not so much about...
00:35:32I guess for some people it will be about which,
00:35:34I'll use your terminology, holiday you prefer,
00:35:38but here in the UK, I would suggest a lot of people
00:35:41who just simply like to decorate, like to decorate.
00:35:44So, there'll be some people that are just Halloween people,
00:35:46that are just Christmassy people,
00:35:47but I think a lot of the external house decoration you see,
00:35:49because they just, as an occasion,
00:35:50they like to dress the house up for it or whatever.
00:35:53So, I think Christmas, Halloween is the last barrier,
00:35:55because I think a lot of people Halloween up the house,
00:35:57and then as soon as that's gone,
00:35:59there's a good chance they'll get the lights up
00:36:00and the tree up and the whatever up,
00:36:01because I have seen in like near where we live,
00:36:04like a lot of Christmas stuff already going up,
00:36:06and I'm, I'll level with you, I don't care.
00:36:09I wouldn't, if I lived alone,
00:36:12like I wouldn't, we discussed this annually,
00:36:16I wouldn't even celebrate it.
00:36:18Would you buy one?
00:36:18I think I'd buy one of those pre-decorated, pre-lit,
00:36:24so like the lights are built into it, trees.
00:36:26I think I'd maybe drop like 15 quid on that and be like...
00:36:28I am telling you, with my chest forward,
00:36:32because I cannot swear on my children's lives
00:36:33in this scenario in which they don't exist.
00:36:35So, with all my truth, I'm telling you,
00:36:38I would not do a single thing, right?
00:36:41Like, I would avoid, if I could, even leave...
00:36:43I would go somewhere where it felt like I was obligated to
00:36:48for somebody else thinking I needed to.
00:36:50Christmas Day would come along and they'd be like,
00:36:51ah, he's on his own, isn't he, Hamflot?
00:36:54Should we get him round?
00:36:56And then, because I'm a bit of a people pleaser,
00:36:58I would wish not to offend and I would thus go to that Christmas day.
00:37:00You'd be counting down the minutes till you can leave.
00:37:03Like, I...
00:37:04All of it, all of it exists for other people and not for me.
00:37:07And that's fine, by the way.
00:37:08The older I've got, the more I've become comfortable with that.
00:37:10But like, I think from the moment I became an adult
00:37:13who had lived away, so I was 18 when I left home.
00:37:16And then, like, I would go home for Christmas and stuff,
00:37:19but ultimately I kind of knew, as soon as I was out, I was out.
00:37:22And something happened.
00:37:23I was just like, this is a big waste of time, isn't it?
00:37:25Big waste of time of money.
00:37:26Like, people are going to buy me tasks
00:37:28and I've already had to have a task
00:37:29because I've had to get them something in the first place.
00:37:31Can I opt out?
00:37:32And then when somebody goes, no, that makes you more frustrated
00:37:35because I've figured out the game.
00:37:37And I'm the only one that knows how to play seemingly.
00:37:40And I went a bit mental for a few years there,
00:37:43had some real problems.
00:37:44And then kids came along and they tell you,
00:37:46oh, I've got nothing like the magic of Christmas.
00:37:48And I did kind of a nastier version of what you've described,
00:37:50which is just resented when it wasn't, in fact,
00:37:53anything they gave a toss about
00:37:54and it was just wrapping paper
00:37:55and it was just like, oh, they're still crying.
00:37:58Like...
00:37:58Yeah, we still, we spent most of Christmas Day evening
00:38:01opening presents that weren't for any of us.
00:38:04He was upstairs asleep.
00:38:05Yeah, of course.
00:38:06He's a baby.
00:38:06It's ridiculous.
00:38:06It's preposterous.
00:38:07Like, might as well not.
00:38:08If you've got a kid under the age of 18 months,
00:38:11don't bother.
00:38:11Don't buy into it.
00:38:12Total bollocks, man.
00:38:13Total bollocks.
00:38:14Don't do anything with them, actually.
00:38:15Like, they don't care.
00:38:16Yeah, feed them, clothe them, nurture them,
00:38:19let them know they're loved.
00:38:21The rest of it's total bollocks.
00:38:22Don't waste the money, ever.
00:38:23Like, there's baby shops that want to sell you
00:38:25on your stuff now.
00:38:25Like, go to your friends and ask them
00:38:27and they'll tell you the truth.
00:38:28Maybe buy them my first Christmas baby grow.
00:38:30Take one picture and then that's...
00:38:31And that's it.
00:38:32And the fight they will give you over that baby grow
00:38:34when you put them in 20 different baby grows a day
00:38:36and they're just like, no bother.
00:38:37And then the second you want to get them in the one
00:38:38that you've got to take the picture from grandparents,
00:38:40you will not believe the hassle that they give you.
00:38:41It's like they know.
00:38:43They're trying to opt out early doors.
00:38:44I'm showing you the picture I have now
00:38:45from his first Halloween.
00:38:47So he's two and a half months old.
00:38:51Yeah.
00:38:51And, like, Ann Louise has seen the thing on
00:38:53because it's targeted, obviously.
00:38:54I'm like, you know what's the best thing to do
00:38:56when your kid's that age?
00:38:57Sit them in a pumpkin, looks cute,
00:38:58cut some holes out, put their legs through it.
00:39:00Yeah, it turns out baby doesn't like sitting
00:39:02in a cold, wet fruit or vegetable, whatever it is.
00:39:07So I've just got a picture of a baby
00:39:08who's just finished crying.
00:39:10We finally forced his feet to her into the pumpkin.
00:39:13And it's just like, that's nice, isn't it?
00:39:15Not really.
00:39:16All my memories associated with it are kind of like...
00:39:18Stressful.
00:39:19Yeah, yeah.
00:39:19I don't look at that and go...
00:39:21I get relieved that there's not something all the time.
00:39:22Like, what were we just talking about there?
00:39:24Oh, it's March, pear month.
00:39:26And you've got to put your kid in a pear outfit
00:39:28and we all eat pears.
00:39:30I would just...
00:39:31To me, Christmas is that.
00:39:32It's like we've got the digital photo frame
00:39:35by the door and it occasionally goes to like
00:39:37the photo shoots that Louise won
00:39:39and then we had to pay 600 quid for or whatever it was.
00:39:42And like, there's a really nice one of him
00:39:44and he's just laying and I think it's black and white or whatever.
00:39:46My memory of that immediately when I see it was
00:39:48two seconds after that photo was taken
00:39:49he pissed all over that rug.
00:39:52So it's not cute.
00:39:53It's that.
00:39:55The memory is drenched in piss like the rug was.
00:39:56And another one we had to like...
00:39:58It was like, I'll make sure he's nice and tired
00:40:00so when he comes to me, he falls asleep.
00:40:02He just won't go to sleep.
00:40:03You sleep all the time.
00:40:04We'll drive around in the car, you fall asleep.
00:40:05Sit at home, you fall asleep.
00:40:06The one time he would just go to sleep
00:40:08or just shut your eyes for these photos.
00:40:10It was just like an hour of just like,
00:40:12I'll pay for the photos.
00:40:13You can go get some photos.
00:40:16Just, we'll wrap this.
00:40:18Thank you, Brian.
00:40:18We'll get, yeah, we'll get to Survivor Series
00:40:20for a second, 40 minutes in.
00:40:21Sorry.
00:40:21Because there was no Smackdown to discuss really.
00:40:23But the last thing I'll say on Christmas for now
00:40:25before inevitably the subject comes back up again.
00:40:27I was thinking a bit more about our discussion
00:40:29about Advent calendars.
00:40:30I don't want to spend another December
00:40:31where people think I'm the poo-poo police
00:40:33where I just poo-poo people's nice times, right?
00:40:35Because I will say,
00:40:37and I'd like to think you'd back me up on this,
00:40:38despite my distaste for Christmas,
00:40:40I'm never the sort of person
00:40:41that likes to ruin other people's time.
00:40:42No, no, no, no, no.
00:40:43Everybody can have the exact type,
00:40:44like love or hate,
00:40:45any bit of Christmas
00:40:46or for that matter, any holiday.
00:40:48And it's all for the card shops if you ask me.
00:40:50But do whatever.
00:40:51Do whatever.
00:40:52And that's the point, really.
00:40:53I don't feel like I'm really permitted
00:40:55to do whatever
00:40:55over Christmas month in particular.
00:40:59You asked me about the Advent calendar
00:41:01and I explained
00:41:02how the task of it
00:41:04is kind of what puts me off.
00:41:06And then, literally that day,
00:41:10we took the kids swimming
00:41:11and then, so what happens is,
00:41:13or what happened this week at least
00:41:14is I took them in the swimming
00:41:15and my wife had to go
00:41:16and do a quick as the run
00:41:17and get some bits.
00:41:17So I sat and watched them swim
00:41:18because we can't look at our phones.
00:41:19And then she came and picked us all up
00:41:21and in the car,
00:41:23she was like,
00:41:23should we tell Dad
00:41:24what we planned for him
00:41:25as a little surprise?
00:41:26And I was like,
00:41:26oh, we had a surprise.
00:41:27It's pretty cool.
00:41:28Got me an Advent calendar
00:41:29because, as I explained,
00:41:32my broad distaste of all of this
00:41:34means that her grandparents,
00:41:36historically,
00:41:36have always bought her one
00:41:37and then the kids come along
00:41:38and buy her one,
00:41:38like nice ones.
00:41:39And they're like,
00:41:40oh, Mike doesn't like that, does he?
00:41:41We're not getting one.
00:41:42But my wife lovingly with the kids
00:41:44has kind of collaborated
00:41:45and they bought me like a nice Reese's one.
00:41:46Ah, yeah.
00:41:47I thought it was a Reese's one.
00:41:48She's been in a buttercup every year,
00:41:49you know, the whole deal.
00:41:50And like,
00:41:50I'll enjoy that every morning, right?
00:41:52I will.
00:41:53But it's a bit like,
00:41:53I'll probably miss four or five days
00:41:55and it's like,
00:41:55I'll open the doors now, aren't I?
00:41:57Like, on my dinner today,
00:41:58my wife's out tonight.
00:42:00So I'm going to get in,
00:42:01give the kids the tea.
00:42:03Weather's gone a bit crap.
00:42:04So we'll be out playing football
00:42:05in the garden.
00:42:06It's a bit dark.
00:42:07We'll get some FIFA on,
00:42:08do whatever.
00:42:08Maybe even a film or something on Netflix.
00:42:09And then off they'll go to bed
00:42:11and I got something,
00:42:13just a little bit for me.
00:42:14A little bit for me.
00:42:16From Poundland on dinner.
00:42:19Just got a pack.
00:42:20Just a full-ass pack of digestives.
00:42:22Straight in the coat pocket.
00:42:23I paid for them.
00:42:24A job lifted.
00:42:25Straight in the coat.
00:42:26Like, a quid.
00:42:28A quid.
00:42:29Like, I reckon there was probably
00:42:29about 30 in there.
00:42:31A lot of them are getting smashed.
00:42:32Like, there is...
00:42:33A single cup of tea
00:42:33or spreading it over to you?
00:42:35Probably two.
00:42:36No, a giant mug.
00:42:37Giant friend-sized mug
00:42:38with a nipple on it,
00:42:39that kind of deal.
00:42:40Doesn't matter if it's cold
00:42:41at that point.
00:42:41No, I'm just...
00:42:42It could be a cup of water.
00:42:44My tongue is like
00:42:45it's been covered in wax
00:42:45like the episode of The Simpsons.
00:42:47It's just got so much
00:42:47biscuit residue on it.
00:42:49It can no longer absorb flavour.
00:42:51I'm eating simply to gorge, right?
00:42:53And there is not a...
00:42:54Is that your tea?
00:42:54Are you having tea before that?
00:42:55No, that's my tea.
00:42:56Okay.
00:42:56Like, so I'll just open
00:42:57the packet of biscuits
00:42:57and I'll go...
00:42:59Oh, man, I'm into it.
00:43:00Like, there...
00:43:00And they'll just, like,
00:43:01flop out in the way
00:43:02that digestives do.
00:43:04And I'll sit there
00:43:05watching some on the telly
00:43:05or whatever.
00:43:06and a bit of a dunk.
00:43:11Like, do a three here,
00:43:12do a four or see how many...
00:43:13Oh, I've never done two.
00:43:15Like, alone three.
00:43:16Many of you can get in whatever.
00:43:17And then, like,
00:43:18at that point,
00:43:18like, I'm half the pack through.
00:43:20But I've purposely
00:43:20opened it down the middle
00:43:21all the way
00:43:22like a sharing pack of crisps
00:43:23in a pot.
00:43:23Yeah.
00:43:24Because I'm finishing that.
00:43:24Well, you can't wrap it up now
00:43:26and it'll dry out.
00:43:27Exactly.
00:43:27That's what we...
00:43:28Yeah, that's...
00:43:29Kling!
00:43:29Oh, God!
00:43:32Don't go in like this!
00:43:34Yeah, and that, to me,
00:43:36it's like an advent calendar
00:43:37but all for a Friday.
00:43:39That's why fundamentally I...
00:43:41Like, that, to me,
00:43:43is better
00:43:44than, say, waiting...
00:43:45That's a dadvent calendar.
00:43:46That's a dadvent calendar.
00:43:47That's good stuff as well.
00:43:48Like, I don't want to wait
00:43:50for my life to be over.
00:43:52I don't want to wait 25 days
00:43:54to, like, eat a thing I like.
00:43:56Imagine buying a packet digesters
00:43:58and just writing a number
00:43:59on each one.
00:44:00That's just three.
00:44:00But, like, I just...
00:44:04Sidge interests me
00:44:05because he talks about food
00:44:07so lovingly.
00:44:08Yeah.
00:44:08You know, the work he goes to...
00:44:09It really impresses me.
00:44:11I'm going to try and make
00:44:11my first ever chilli con carne
00:44:12on Sunday.
00:44:13It's the continued adventures
00:44:14of me in the kitchen.
00:44:15Never made one before.
00:44:17I don't fully know what goes in.
00:44:18I've just found a recipe.
00:44:19So I need to buy the ingredients
00:44:20the whole deal.
00:44:21Seems like a ball ache.
00:44:22I'll probably change my mind.
00:44:23But, like...
00:44:24But he talks so lovingly
00:44:25about food, right,
00:44:26in such a way
00:44:27that I don't really know
00:44:28how Christmas Day
00:44:29is interesting
00:44:29because when you live
00:44:31like I do,
00:44:33certainly the choices
00:44:34I can make
00:44:35when I'm not having to be
00:44:36an adult father
00:44:38in a family of four.
00:44:39If it was just me,
00:44:41I could sort of see
00:44:41the appeal of Christmas Day
00:44:42because there is
00:44:43no way in hell
00:44:44me on my own
00:44:45would be cooking
00:44:46a roast dinner for myself.
00:44:47Not a chance.
00:44:48So if somebody's cooking me
00:44:49one on Christmas Day,
00:44:49I'm like,
00:44:49wow, this is cool,
00:44:50this is special,
00:44:51but the stuff Sidge describes,
00:44:52that's a Sunday.
00:44:54Is Christmas Day
00:44:54not a bit of a comedown?
00:44:56Like, I just...
00:44:58I don't know, gang.
00:44:59I'm going to live my life,
00:45:00just trying to do my best.
00:45:02Ergo, Christmas kind of...
00:45:03I do put Christmas barrier stuff
00:45:04and then we'll get
00:45:05on Survivor Series.
00:45:06I do put...
00:45:06I can say it's been 45 minutes.
00:45:07Sorry.
00:45:08I do put a selected playlist
00:45:11of Christmas songs
00:45:12that I like on.
00:45:14I had them on last week
00:45:15towards the end of November
00:45:17because I can feel
00:45:18the dread coming.
00:45:19It's like,
00:45:19oh God, it's happening.
00:45:21We are too close
00:45:23for me to escape it now.
00:45:24It is happening.
00:45:24See, I'm the opposite.
00:45:25I want to open that present.
00:45:26I had some chat
00:45:27with Adele
00:45:28about the kids' presents
00:45:28or something
00:45:29and I'll be like,
00:45:29oh God, it's happening.
00:45:30Or I'll see the little counter
00:45:31that they put outside
00:45:32or something.
00:45:33I just...
00:45:33I've got to write...
00:45:36What's it...
00:45:36Where you stare directly
00:45:37at the sun
00:45:37or you're running
00:45:38into the storm,
00:45:38whatever.
00:45:39That's what I'm doing.
00:45:40It's like,
00:45:40I'm going to...
00:45:41Christmas was over right now!
00:45:42So one commute to work
00:45:44will be just Christmas songs.
00:45:44Just Jonah Louis.
00:45:45And then it's like,
00:45:46right, I've done it.
00:45:47That is me.
00:45:48That is my body
00:45:48accepting
00:45:49that Christmas is coming
00:45:51and there's nothing
00:45:52I can do about it
00:45:53and soon it will be January.
00:45:54Soon it will be my Christmas,
00:45:56the rumble to WrestleMania season.
00:45:57Yes.
00:45:59Well, speaking of which...
00:46:01And where do we set that up, Adam?
00:46:03I was going to say this
00:46:03because there was talk
00:46:04literally today in the news
00:46:06about how the conclusion
00:46:09of this show,
00:46:09which we'll get to in the end,
00:46:12may well give a clue
00:46:13as to what could be happening
00:46:16at WrestleMania
00:46:16and the main event.
00:46:18Dave Meltzer speculated,
00:46:19but what does he know?
00:46:20So before we get to that,
00:46:22he's just guessing
00:46:23like the rest of us
00:46:23like right now,
00:46:24let's be honest.
00:46:25Yeah.
00:46:25He literally said,
00:46:26my guess is CM Punk
00:46:28versus Roman Reigns.
00:46:28Well, my guess is CM Punk
00:46:30versus Cody Rhodes
00:46:31because that's what
00:46:31I want to happen, Dave.
00:46:33But we'll save it to the end
00:46:34because I assume you think
00:46:35the men's match main events?
00:46:36Yeah, probably.
00:46:37If we're more into it,
00:46:38aren't they?
00:46:38So let's start with
00:46:38the women's war games match.
00:46:40Rhea Ripley,
00:46:41Eoskai,
00:46:42Alexa Bliss,
00:46:42Charlotte Flair,
00:46:43AJ Lee
00:46:44on the babyface team
00:46:45versus Nia Jax,
00:46:47Lash Legend,
00:46:48the Kabuki Warriors,
00:46:49that's Asuka and Kairi Sane,
00:46:50and Becky Lynch.
00:46:52I cannot see a way
00:46:54in which the heels
00:46:55win this match.
00:46:56Me too.
00:46:57I don't think you beat
00:46:59any AJ Lee related team
00:47:03or beat her
00:47:05in a single set.
00:47:06I just,
00:47:06I think it'd be a bad time
00:47:08in the story
00:47:09to beat AJ Lee
00:47:10when she's only had
00:47:12the one match,
00:47:13which is fine,
00:47:15but like the character
00:47:17sort of,
00:47:19the foundational detail
00:47:21of the character
00:47:21right now
00:47:22is that even though
00:47:23she's been away,
00:47:24she carries like
00:47:25an almost mythical threat.
00:47:26It's not even necessarily
00:47:27about the disputed quality
00:47:30of her punches,
00:47:31shall we say,
00:47:32or anything really.
00:47:33It's about,
00:47:34it's a bit like
00:47:34when she came back,
00:47:36Becky Lynch,
00:47:37believing that she could just
00:47:38man handle CM Punk,
00:47:41was offset by the mere
00:47:42presence of AJ Lee,
00:47:43and Becky Lynch
00:47:44sold that magnificently.
00:47:44It's very much like
00:47:45Triple H selling
00:47:46for Mick Foley
00:47:47pulling off the shirt
00:47:48to reveal the character
00:47:49of the T-shirt.
00:47:49Nothing has changed,
00:47:50but everything's changed.
00:47:51That's sort of the AJ Lee
00:47:52story, isn't it?
00:47:53She's been in a couple
00:47:54of brawls,
00:47:55she's had one win,
00:47:56but otherwise,
00:47:57it's more predicated
00:47:59in this idea of like,
00:48:01I don't know,
00:48:03like the Undertaker
00:48:04and Andre the Giant
00:48:05of the women's division
00:48:06rolled into one.
00:48:07A kind of unstoppable force,
00:48:09the power of the people,
00:48:10and the people she galvanized
00:48:12and the wrestlers she inspired
00:48:13is something even bigger
00:48:15in its mythology
00:48:16than that of the man,
00:48:18that of big time Bex,
00:48:19and is that what threatens her?
00:48:20Like Becky Lynch
00:48:21out-wrestles all of these people
00:48:23and she wins these matches
00:48:24in all these intricate ways
00:48:25and she can even cheat a little bit.
00:48:26She's got it all,
00:48:27total package
00:48:27as like a women's
00:48:28Intercontinental champion,
00:48:30and then all of a sudden,
00:48:32like AJ Lee
00:48:33has exposed the weakness
00:48:34in her she didn't even know
00:48:35she had,
00:48:36so much so that she's lost
00:48:37the Intercontinental title.
00:48:38Like AJ Lee has done damage,
00:48:40like a tornado blowing into town
00:48:42in Becky Lynch's world.
00:48:44So you don't beat that,
00:48:45I don't think.
00:48:46There is a time and a place,
00:48:47but it is not now.
00:48:49You've either got
00:48:50a massive TV singles match,
00:48:52it's obviously not going to be
00:48:53at Saturday Night's main event now
00:48:54because that undercard
00:48:55is going to be an undercard
00:48:56in the strictest definition,
00:48:57isn't it?
00:48:57It's going to be NXT
00:48:58versus WWE,
00:48:59Cena and Gunther
00:49:00in probably a long,
00:49:01or a main that gives
00:49:02the rest of the hour
00:49:02and says goodbye.
00:49:04So you've either got
00:49:05a massive TV special
00:49:07type singles match
00:49:09between Becky and AJ
00:49:10or you are being bold enough
00:49:13to try and get it to Mania
00:49:14and you have them
00:49:15have their standoff
00:49:15in the Rumble.
00:49:16I don't know,
00:49:16but like the big singles match
00:49:18is down the line.
00:49:19So AJ winning this
00:49:20on top of the fact
00:49:22that her and Punk
00:49:22won the mixed tag
00:49:23is like the next,
00:49:26for me,
00:49:26logical step
00:49:27of Becky Lynch's
00:49:29sort of descent
00:49:30into further madness
00:49:31and panic
00:49:32and right,
00:49:32what do I do?
00:49:33What do I do?
00:49:33Maybe AJ getting eliminated
00:49:35from the Royal Rumble
00:49:35is the defeat.
00:49:37Yeah.
00:49:37That's the thing
00:49:39her character can suffer,
00:49:41you know?
00:49:42Because there's nothing wrong
00:49:43in AJ Lee saying,
00:49:44yeah,
00:49:44I've been annoying Becky Lynch
00:49:45but that's sort of her problem.
00:49:46I'd like to go back
00:49:47to WrestleMania.
00:49:47Thanks,
00:49:48I'd like to win
00:49:48the world title
00:49:49and then Becky Lynch
00:49:50takes that away from her.
00:49:51I think it's harder
00:49:52to pick the loser
00:49:52in this match
00:49:53than in the Men's War Games match,
00:49:55i.e.
00:49:56the person who eats
00:49:57the pinfall
00:49:57or the submission
00:49:58or whatever,
00:49:58right?
00:49:59Yeah.
00:50:00Like,
00:50:01I agree,
00:50:02I think their baby faces
00:50:03win this one,
00:50:03obviously.
00:50:04I think it's going to be
00:50:04a 50-50 split
00:50:06to be perfectly honest
00:50:07with regards to
00:50:08how these War Games matches go.
00:50:11Then you look across
00:50:12and I'm like,
00:50:13right,
00:50:13well,
00:50:14Becky's not losing.
00:50:14She's not the reason
00:50:15that they've lost this match.
00:50:17She's only just lost
00:50:18the icy title.
00:50:20And then I thought,
00:50:22ah,
00:50:22well,
00:50:23Lash Legend you don't beat.
00:50:24She's just got it, yeah?
00:50:25But then I also thought
00:50:25maybe you don't beat Nia either
00:50:27because they could be
00:50:28the team,
00:50:29let's say,
00:50:30that carries the tag titles
00:50:32into WrestleMania,
00:50:33for example.
00:50:34You've only just established
00:50:35them,
00:50:35good sort of time of year
00:50:36for that sort of thing.
00:50:37I don't think the Kabuki Waris
00:50:39carry it into Mania,
00:50:40but if they,
00:50:41I think they probably
00:50:41might do,
00:50:42actually,
00:50:42but if they don't,
00:50:44I think it's another heel team,
00:50:46Nia and Lash.
00:50:47And then you're like,
00:50:47well,
00:50:48the Kabuki Waris
00:50:48are the tag team champions.
00:50:50But then I thought,
00:50:50maybe you can beat Kairi.
00:50:52You could beat Kairi.
00:50:54It's not,
00:50:55like AJ Lee
00:50:56putting a submission
00:50:56on Kairi,
00:50:57for example.
00:50:58Yeah.
00:50:59They've really cooled
00:51:00the Kabuki Warriors
00:51:02versus Rhea and Io
00:51:04rivalry.
00:51:06Although they might
00:51:07want to reheat that
00:51:08to get back to
00:51:09like a tag title match
00:51:10or something
00:51:10between those four
00:51:11because they haven't
00:51:12wrestled for the tag battles
00:51:13those four,
00:51:13have they?
00:51:15That I can remember.
00:51:15No.
00:51:16So they might want
00:51:16to reheat that.
00:51:17I think,
00:51:18in fact,
00:51:19because you have five
00:51:20submissions,
00:51:20I was just looking there
00:51:21actually.
00:51:22What,
00:51:22simultaneously?
00:51:23Yeah.
00:51:23Yeah.
00:51:25I,
00:51:26one on each one.
00:51:27I don't think
00:51:28it is going to be
00:51:28as impressive
00:51:29to look at as that.
00:51:30But you could have
00:51:30it as a spot.
00:51:31I'll go for that.
00:51:32Your five submissions.
00:51:33Five submissions,
00:51:33all baby face
00:51:34on all heels.
00:51:35And then,
00:51:36yeah,
00:51:36multiple tap outs.
00:51:37But you don't know
00:51:37who it was tapped.
00:51:38Like death by firing squad.
00:51:39Yeah.
00:51:39All tap at the same time
00:51:40is not anyone's fault.
00:51:41Yeah.
00:51:42Or like one heel.
00:51:42Asker still blames Kairi.
00:51:43Yeah,
00:51:44like Kairi taps
00:51:44and then Asker's fuming
00:51:45and Lash Legend's like,
00:51:46I didn't tap.
00:51:47Like Nia Jaxx,
00:51:47like I wouldn't know.
00:51:48You know,
00:51:48they've protected all the heels.
00:51:49I think Becky Lynch
00:51:51does tap out to AJ Lee.
00:51:53Oh, really?
00:51:53To finish.
00:51:54But,
00:51:54here's a little wrinkle.
00:51:56I'm not suggesting,
00:51:58and I don't think
00:51:59anybody's really assuming,
00:52:00that war games
00:52:02will be anywhere near
00:52:03as violent
00:52:04or as bloody
00:52:04as the two
00:52:05blood and guts matches.
00:52:06And that,
00:52:06for the first time this year,
00:52:08was some quite impressive
00:52:09counter program
00:52:09from Tony Khan.
00:52:10Playing them at their own game
00:52:11and not before time as well.
00:52:12He produced their two matches
00:52:14that WWE,
00:52:16you know,
00:52:16would argue sometimes
00:52:17they don't want to do
00:52:18those matches,
00:52:18but nonetheless can't.
00:52:19They cannot produce violence
00:52:21like that on that scale,
00:52:22but they can produce
00:52:22a little bit.
00:52:23A little bit.
00:52:24I think AJ Lee
00:52:25taps out Becky Lynch.
00:52:27It's Becky Lynch
00:52:28in the,
00:52:28I always forget the name of it.
00:52:29I know what you mean.
00:52:30Web,
00:52:31spider related,
00:52:32isn't it?
00:52:34Anyway,
00:52:34she's trapped in the middle
00:52:35of the ring
00:52:35and she taps out.
00:52:39Maybe.
00:52:40Black Widow.
00:52:41Black Widow,
00:52:41thank you.
00:52:43And what else
00:52:43is the detail about this?
00:52:45It's not a bloodthirsty match,
00:52:47but Becky Lynch
00:52:48she's bleeding.
00:52:49She's bladed around there-ish.
00:52:50Why?
00:52:51Because earlier in the match,
00:52:52Nia Jax has errantly
00:52:53punched her in the face.
00:52:55Oh my God.
00:52:56She's holding
00:52:56Charlotte Flair up
00:52:58or whatever.
00:52:58Charlotte ducks.
00:52:59Bang.
00:53:00And Nia's like,
00:53:01well,
00:53:01it's Survivor Series season.
00:53:02Sorry.
00:53:03This is what we do,
00:53:04kind of,
00:53:04if you think about it.
00:53:05And there's a nice little call.
00:53:06I like that.
00:53:06Becky's bladed,
00:53:07so it's like,
00:53:08oh no,
00:53:08not a broken nose again
00:53:09or whatever.
00:53:10So she's screaming,
00:53:10there's a bit of blood
00:53:11and she has to tap out
00:53:12and it's like,
00:53:12that's the extra weakening.
00:53:14I didn't,
00:53:15it was,
00:53:15you know,
00:53:16it was Nia that got me.
00:53:16Everyone's saying it.
00:53:17Like the,
00:53:18that's all,
00:53:19I couldn't breathe.
00:53:19My nose was broken.
00:53:21Like,
00:53:21it was nothing to do with your submission
00:53:22or whatever.
00:53:23Like,
00:53:23but AJ gets the win.
00:53:24the Charlotte Alexa team
00:53:27get a modicum of revenge
00:53:28without really obviously
00:53:29getting the belts back
00:53:30or anything like that.
00:53:32They can use that
00:53:33as a justification
00:53:34to have one more rematch,
00:53:35I suppose.
00:53:35Yeah,
00:53:35you could do one more rematch.
00:53:36Our team beat your team.
00:53:37And,
00:53:38and,
00:53:38and,
00:53:38and,
00:53:38and,
00:53:38and,
00:53:39and,
00:53:39EO is like,
00:53:43better,
00:53:46is looking under the ring
00:53:47for the bin that she left there
00:53:49and then it's somehow revealed,
00:53:51I don't know how,
00:53:52that Asuka stole the bin.
00:53:54Like,
00:53:55earlier on in the day,
00:53:55Kairi!
00:53:56And then Kairi had to steal the bin
00:53:57and they're like,
00:53:58and then,
00:53:59but Rhea,
00:54:00Rhea thought about that
00:54:01and there's a second bin.
00:54:03Like,
00:54:03a colour-coded bin.
00:54:05A friendship bin.
00:54:05A friendship,
00:54:06a friendship bin
00:54:07has been put in the other,
00:54:08and the AJ.
00:54:08It fits two people in it.
00:54:10Double bin!
00:54:13Rhea Ripley,
00:54:14EOS Sky,
00:54:14double,
00:54:14a double bin
00:54:15off the top.
00:54:17Whoa!
00:54:17Oh my God.
00:54:18Double bin.
00:54:19How did,
00:54:20you can't drop that on me
00:54:21on like the,
00:54:22how have we not,
00:54:22how have we not been
00:54:23fantasy booking this one
00:54:23for weeks?
00:54:24This is like,
00:54:26are we on the shoulders?
00:54:27Like,
00:54:28aha,
00:54:28you haven't got any,
00:54:29you haven't got any single bins.
00:54:30Who said,
00:54:31we got one bin,
00:54:32we got two bins.
00:54:33Very intricate pedal bin
00:54:34that Rhea Ripley controls
00:54:35from the ring.
00:54:37Pedal,
00:54:37hey,
00:54:38bin's open,
00:54:38he jumps in it
00:54:39and then,
00:54:40no,
00:54:40double bin.
00:54:41Double bin.
00:54:41Double bin.
00:54:43Either two of them
00:54:43with both with bins on,
00:54:46three,
00:54:46two,
00:54:46one,
00:54:46and they dive in like
00:54:48synchronized form,
00:54:49flying bins,
00:54:50but are like double bin together.
00:54:51Double bin,
00:54:52yeah.
00:54:52Friendship bin.
00:54:53Friendship bin.
00:54:54Friendship bin.
00:54:55Friendship bin.
00:54:56One's like,
00:54:57it's recycling.
00:55:00Recycling.
00:55:03Recycling,
00:55:03friendship bin.
00:55:05And there you go.
00:55:06That's that thing.
00:55:06That's that thing.
00:55:07People thought it'd sound weird
00:55:08if I had my teeth in.
00:55:09Yeah.
00:55:09You just said
00:55:09Recycling Friendship bin.
00:55:11That's the finish.
00:55:14Let's stick with the Liddles
00:55:15and talk about the
00:55:17Women's World Championship match.
00:55:19It's Stephanie Vakwe
00:55:19versus Nikki Bella.
00:55:21Into this,
00:55:22it's the,
00:55:23what I would classify
00:55:24as the basics done quite well.
00:55:25The Nikki Bella term
00:55:27was very obvious,
00:55:28very telegraphed,
00:55:29but fun to watch play out
00:55:30nonetheless.
00:55:30A absolute
00:55:32turcarino
00:55:33of a promo by Nikki Bella
00:55:34not with Sandin.
00:55:35The rest of it's been
00:55:36pretty solid.
00:55:37It is Thanksgiving season,
00:55:38so.
00:55:38Indeed, yeah.
00:55:39She did that also.
00:55:40We could talk about that today.
00:55:41Yeah,
00:55:41real stinker
00:55:43from Nikki Bella
00:55:43the other week,
00:55:44but.
00:55:45How can they do
00:55:45twin magic in this?
00:55:47Bin magic.
00:55:48Class!
00:55:51One of the bins
00:55:51has been left
00:55:52from the War Games match.
00:55:53What's Bree doing in it?
00:55:55Oscar the Grouch.
00:55:56The lid's still on her head.
00:55:58Sorry, everyone.
00:55:59Bree the Grouch.
00:56:00Um,
00:56:00yeah.
00:56:04Uh,
00:56:05I was trying to make a Brie joke
00:56:06because of Brian.
00:56:08Oh, yeah.
00:56:08Thanksgiving dinner,
00:56:09but I couldn't get that.
00:56:10Cheese in it.
00:56:11Um,
00:56:12yeah,
00:56:13no,
00:56:13I think the match,
00:56:14there's a bit of pressure
00:56:15on Nikki Bella.
00:56:16There is a little bit of pressure
00:56:17on this.
00:56:17Like,
00:56:17and in its own way,
00:56:18a bit of pressure on Stephanie
00:56:19Vakar because she'll want to
00:56:21continue her amazing streak
00:56:22one of the wrestlers of the year,
00:56:23one of the stories of the year,
00:56:24really.
00:56:25One of the WWE success stories
00:56:26of the year.
00:56:27End to end,
00:56:28the matches have been great.
00:56:29The character work
00:56:30has been even better
00:56:31because she just feels
00:56:32a level above almost
00:56:33everybody in the division.
00:56:34You kind of felt it
00:56:34from the moment she arrived.
00:56:36Um,
00:56:37and she's got it in her
00:56:38as Nikki Bella
00:56:39to,
00:56:40in my opinion,
00:56:40still bring something,
00:56:43especially as a heel.
00:56:44Yeah.
00:56:44Hit hard.
00:56:46Don't be afraid to hit hard.
00:56:47Stephanie can take it
00:56:48and give it back.
00:56:49Uh,
00:56:50Stephanie Vakar wins.
00:56:51I was going to say,
00:56:52is there any chance
00:56:53that they just hot potato
00:56:53this time?
00:56:54I don't think so.
00:56:55They could,
00:56:55it is the time of year
00:56:56to do it.
00:56:57It is the time of year
00:56:57to do it.
00:56:58You take the belt
00:56:59off Stephanie Vakar now,
00:57:00then there's a Royal Rumble
00:57:01on the horizon
00:57:02that she gets to enter.
00:57:03There's a,
00:57:03there's a this and a that
00:57:04and a this and a that.
00:57:04That's not Nikki Bella
00:57:05in the ring.
00:57:06Yes,
00:57:07it is.
00:57:08What Nikki Bella
00:57:09pulled off tonight
00:57:10was pure genius.
00:57:11Eric Angle with the Bellas.
00:57:13Don't hate that.
00:57:13Don't hate that,
00:57:14you know.
00:57:15Um,
00:57:16God,
00:57:16I really like that.
00:57:19Now I'll stick with my gut.
00:57:22I'll say Stephanie Vakar wins,
00:57:23but you like,
00:57:24there are worse people
00:57:24to do the,
00:57:25what?
00:57:26He'll reign than like,
00:57:27Nikki Bella.
00:57:28Let's be real about this,
00:57:29right?
00:57:30Um,
00:57:31far younger,
00:57:32but in terms of longevity
00:57:34and character TV age,
00:57:36it wouldn't be that dissimilar
00:57:37than like Samoa Jones,
00:57:38CM Punk,
00:57:39one of the world titles.
00:57:40You kind of put it on that.
00:57:41Like it's really divisive
00:57:43and people like,
00:57:43well already,
00:57:44but it like creates
00:57:46this different like landscape
00:57:47for the title picture
00:57:48as a result.
00:57:49Nah,
00:57:49Stephanie Vakar wins.
00:57:50I'll go Nikki wins
00:57:51and then you have a handicap match
00:57:53at the Royal Rumble.
00:57:55Stephanie Vakar versus the Bellas.
00:57:57Yeah.
00:57:58I'm just,
00:57:58they're using the,
00:57:59the free Bella rule.
00:58:04I'm rooting for the match
00:58:05to be good
00:58:05is my thing here.
00:58:07I think it has to follow
00:58:08the Brie Bird rule.
00:58:10The Brie Bird rule.
00:58:10That's it.
00:58:11We've got that.
00:58:11Well done.
00:58:12That's safe.
00:58:14Uh,
00:58:15the Brie Bird rule
00:58:16for the Rumble.
00:58:17I'm just rooting for the quality
00:58:18of the match.
00:58:18They're both the champion
00:58:19basically.
00:58:20Yeah.
00:58:20Because there was,
00:58:21there is a moment you can have
00:58:22basically,
00:58:22because from what I've heard
00:58:23is rumored.
00:58:24You should have a moment.
00:58:25Is that a thing?
00:58:26No,
00:58:26that's not what I've heard ever.
00:58:28I've just made that bit up.
00:58:29Right.
00:58:29And what I was going to say
00:58:30was the bit that I've heard
00:58:31of Rie,
00:58:32uh,
00:58:33I've got Brie on the brain now,
00:58:34uh,
00:58:34Rie,
00:58:35Vakway,
00:58:36WrestleMania,
00:58:38is potentially Becky.
00:58:40So you could have a bit
00:58:40following this
00:58:41where Becky's like,
00:58:42you lost your title.
00:58:44It's like,
00:58:45you just lost your title.
00:58:47I like that.
00:58:47I like that a lot.
00:58:48She's like,
00:58:48I'll definitely have a title
00:58:49before you have a title
00:58:50at WrestleMania or whatever.
00:58:51Hmm.
00:58:52Interesting.
00:58:53I like Becky and Stephanie,
00:58:55Beckway,
00:58:58Vakway.
00:58:59Yeah.
00:59:00Stephanie,
00:59:01Beckay.
00:59:02I don't know.
00:59:03And you could also do the,
00:59:05the Booker Tee Jizz spot
00:59:06with both Bellas.
00:59:08It's not a Jizz,
00:59:08it's a counting spot.
00:59:10Sorry,
00:59:10yeah.
00:59:11Get away from this.
00:59:12Get your minds out of the gutter.
00:59:14Um,
00:59:14also we are,
00:59:15my brain's gone to soup today.
00:59:17Uh,
00:59:17The Devil's Kiss.
00:59:18Yeah.
00:59:19We are previewing this card
00:59:21and what I believe
00:59:21will be the order of this card.
00:59:22So there's not any
00:59:23insignificant amount of pressure
00:59:24on these two
00:59:25because they're going to have to
00:59:25follow a War Games match directly.
00:59:27And the thing is,
00:59:28if they don't follow that,
00:59:29they've got to follow the next match.
00:59:30Which I am very much
00:59:31looking forward to.
00:59:34That is the
00:59:35Intercontinental Championship match
00:59:36between John Cena
00:59:38and Dirty Dominic Mysterio.
00:59:41Right.
00:59:42It wouldn't have been
00:59:43what I'd have gone with,
00:59:44but we're here
00:59:45and there's lots of evidence
00:59:46to suggest that
00:59:47at a bare minimum
00:59:48they can make the magic
00:59:49they made on that Raw match.
00:59:50Yes.
00:59:51Like it's a 40,000 plus
00:59:53stadium in San Diego.
00:59:54The John Cena
00:59:55baby face run
00:59:56has been a blast.
00:59:58Like every building's
00:59:59had a good time with it
00:59:59and I expect this is going
01:00:00to be no different.
01:00:01John Cena in a stadium
01:00:02for the last time
01:00:03full stop
01:00:04might have its own,
01:00:05a bit like the Raw thing,
01:00:05might have its own
01:00:06sort of gravity,
01:00:07might have its own
01:00:07kind of emotion
01:00:08attached to it.
01:00:09He's going to take a long look
01:00:10at the adoring masses
01:00:11for that one last time.
01:00:13If it's anything like Perth,
01:00:14if anybody's buying the shirt
01:00:15and it's really colourful,
01:00:16that's going to make
01:00:16for an amazing visual
01:00:17because kind of this yellow
01:00:19everywhere you looked
01:00:20in Perth was amazing.
01:00:22My one and the 6.9
01:00:24if he doesn't tear
01:00:25every muscle in his body,
01:00:26you kind of want to look at that.
01:00:27Oh of course,
01:00:27yeah, he's teased that,
01:00:28hasn't he?
01:00:28Yeah.
01:00:29I cannot make my mind
01:00:30upon the result
01:00:31because I really want him
01:00:32to take the IC title
01:00:33into the Gunther match
01:00:34and have Gunther
01:00:35not just take his career
01:00:36but take his belt.
01:00:37Yeah.
01:00:37And I think it makes
01:00:38for an interesting
01:00:39WrestleMania season.
01:00:40but Dirty Dom
01:00:43winning it back
01:00:45in almost like
01:00:46the ultimate act of
01:00:48you thought you were
01:00:50going to breeze through me
01:00:50and now your last match
01:00:51is going to be against
01:00:52something that's probably
01:00:52going to kill you.
01:00:53So nice one, dickhead.
01:00:54I've just took your last win
01:00:55off you.
01:00:56There's a nice strain of heat
01:00:58that Dirty Dom can enjoy
01:00:59with that.
01:00:59I did see rumours
01:01:01about Livia Mega.
01:01:03So she was going to come back
01:01:04and just immediately
01:01:05reframe the balance of power
01:01:07in the judgement day
01:01:08and be like,
01:01:09yeah, how's it going
01:01:10you lot?
01:01:11I've just rocked up
01:01:12and Dom's beating
01:01:13John Cena
01:01:14in a stadium full of people
01:01:15in his hometown.
01:01:16So what the hell
01:01:17he's got to do
01:01:18while I was away?
01:01:19Like the ultimate impact move.
01:01:20I can't decide
01:01:21whether I want it back
01:01:21yet or not.
01:01:22It's like,
01:01:22I don't know
01:01:23whether I want it
01:01:23to have my Christmas present
01:01:24now or just save it
01:01:25for later.
01:01:25Well, this is it as well.
01:01:27With the John Cena
01:01:28programme taken care of
01:01:29you've got Dom's main issues
01:01:31will be his deadbeat dad
01:01:32the ah title
01:01:34and like let us bring back
01:01:37him trying to rebuff
01:01:39the advances of Roxanne Perez.
01:01:41Yeah, this is why
01:01:42I don't want us to come back yet.
01:01:43Turning that up again, yeah.
01:01:45Like, you're right,
01:01:45it's like Christmas present today
01:01:46or Christmas present at Christmas.
01:01:48That's the living omega situation,
01:01:49isn't it?
01:01:50I'm making a call.
01:01:51Go on then.
01:01:51John Cena wins.
01:01:53Liv Morgan does not return
01:01:55as much as I'd love to see her.
01:01:58I do think there's more value
01:02:00because there's a danger
01:02:02that, yeah,
01:02:02great, Liv's back.
01:02:04We've still got a month left.
01:02:05What are we going to do
01:02:06before the end of the year?
01:02:07Yeah.
01:02:07Because it all kind of gets a bit
01:02:09we've got to go through the motions.
01:02:12We've got the,
01:02:12yes, we've got the
01:02:14the last time is now
01:02:16finale.
01:02:18Beyond that,
01:02:20we've just kind of
01:02:20worked until it's January now,
01:02:22aren't we?
01:02:22Let's be honest.
01:02:23Yeah.
01:02:23There's no like TLC
01:02:24or whatever they throw out
01:02:25at the end of the year.
01:02:25I've just thought of
01:02:26a fantasy booking scenario
01:02:27and I wonder if we're effing here
01:02:28with what,
01:02:28have you got something else
01:02:29to add to this?
01:02:30Well, I was just going to say,
01:02:32don't have a comeback yet.
01:02:33Use that time
01:02:34for Dom to be like,
01:02:35oh, bloody hell.
01:02:37John Cena's last match
01:02:38on PLA
01:02:39and I'm lost.
01:02:40I'm going to go down
01:02:40in history like that
01:02:41because I've still got
01:02:42my AAA title
01:02:43but that's all I've got.
01:02:45Roxanne's like,
01:02:46you sure about that?
01:02:47I like that.
01:02:48And then he starts to think
01:02:50I need Roxanne in my life more.
01:02:51Why don't we go and have,
01:02:52why don't we spend seven minutes,
01:02:53not in heaven,
01:02:54but in the friendship bin.
01:02:56It's been established now
01:02:57as a regular.
01:02:58But they don't need it
01:02:58all the time.
01:02:59You lift the friendship bin off.
01:03:01What are you two doing
01:03:02in the friendship bin?
01:03:03If the friendship bin
01:03:03had been there in 2022,
01:03:04presumably it's a lot bigger
01:03:05and Nikki A.S.H.
01:03:07might not have missed the bin
01:03:08when she tried to drop
01:03:08the 24-7 title in it.
01:03:10Remember that?
01:03:10Missed the bin.
01:03:12I've got some fantasy booking
01:03:13for you that I think
01:03:14you are going to love.
01:03:15Shall I put my teeth in for this?
01:03:16Yeah.
01:03:16Okay.
01:03:18Okay, I'm ready.
01:03:19It's a fun,
01:03:21competitive,
01:03:21lightweight,
01:03:22but fun,
01:03:23intercontinental title
01:03:24match won by John Cena.
01:03:25Lightning Fist?
01:03:26Yeah, why not?
01:03:27Actually, yeah,
01:03:27for a two count,
01:03:28but yeah.
01:03:28For Phil.
01:03:29Yeah, Dom kicks out of that,
01:03:30but he does win at 6-1-9.
01:03:33Imagine if Dom's big talking point
01:03:34was I managed to kick out
01:03:35the Lightning Fist
01:03:36and no one else has done that.
01:03:36No one else has ever done that,
01:03:38but he still loses.
01:03:396-1-9,
01:03:39attitude adjustment,
01:03:40bing, bam, bam,
01:03:41tick your tock it,
01:03:42stick in your pocket.
01:03:42John Cena's won his last
01:03:43PLE match.
01:03:44Or has he?
01:03:46Oh my God.
01:03:47San Diego,
01:03:49I couldn't think of a better place
01:03:51to retire
01:03:51in front of all of you
01:03:53amazing fans
01:03:53in this gorgeous stadium
01:03:54on this wonderful night here,
01:03:55but I could think of a better way
01:03:58to retire
01:03:59on pay-per-view forever.
01:04:01This was my
01:04:02101st
01:04:03pay-per-view
01:04:04PLE victory.
01:04:06My life has been
01:04:07booking
01:04:071-0-1.
01:04:10Yeah,
01:04:10that's just a little bit
01:04:11of a treat for me,
01:04:12really.
01:04:13However,
01:04:14that's not going to be
01:04:15my last match
01:04:16tonight
01:04:17because
01:04:18I owe
01:04:20your favourite son
01:04:22one.
01:04:24Booyaka,
01:04:24booyaka,
01:04:256-1-9
01:04:26and Rey Mysterio
01:04:27comes out and John Cena's like,
01:04:28I'm really tired,
01:04:30but you were really tired once.
01:04:32Yeah!
01:04:32And you gave me a title shot.
01:04:34So tonight,
01:04:35Rey Mysterio,
01:04:35would you do me the honour
01:04:36of letting me defend
01:04:38my Intercontinental title
01:04:39against you?
01:04:40Oh my God.
01:04:40Rey beats him.
01:04:43And then they hug
01:04:44and everybody cries
01:04:45and Rey Mysterio
01:04:46wins the Intercontinental title
01:04:47in the San Diego.
01:04:48Or Dom costs him.
01:04:49Dom screws him.
01:04:50John Cena wins again.
01:04:51Picks him up second
01:04:52attitude just
01:04:52leaves.
01:04:54Yeah,
01:04:54goals out Rey Mysterio.
01:04:55We get another match.
01:04:56We get another John Cena match.
01:04:57It's not as long.
01:04:58He's torn every muscle
01:04:59in his body
01:04:59in the 6-1-9.
01:05:00So Rey has to
01:05:01small baggage him
01:05:02and he has to go
01:05:02to the hospital immediately.
01:05:04You'll be alright
01:05:05for guns there?
01:05:05Probably not.
01:05:07But yeah,
01:05:08that's a bit of fun for you.
01:05:09Yeah,
01:05:09I'm really looking forward
01:05:11to this now.
01:05:12Rey's going to be out there
01:05:12isn't he?
01:05:13Something's happening.
01:05:14Yeah,
01:05:14I think there's going to be
01:05:15shenanigans
01:05:15aplenty
01:05:16with the Judgment Day.
01:05:22Right.
01:05:22You sound like
01:05:23Tim Lovejoy.
01:05:24You make a little joke
01:05:25then you go
01:05:25Let's conclude
01:05:29by talking about
01:05:30the men's
01:05:30war games match.
01:05:32It is what I've described
01:05:34as the WWE
01:05:35All-Stars.
01:05:36Get them out.
01:05:36Get them out.
01:05:39WWE
01:05:39All-Stars.
01:05:42Punk,
01:05:42Cody,
01:05:43Usos,
01:05:43Roman Reigns
01:05:44versus
01:05:45sort of
01:05:46yeah,
01:05:46disgusting
01:05:46Team Vision
01:05:48the two Bronnies
01:05:50Logan Paul,
01:05:50Drew McIntyre
01:05:51and
01:05:52Botch Lesnar.
01:05:56Yeah,
01:05:56well as we said
01:05:57obviously he's going to
01:05:58his legs are just going to
01:05:58be upturned in the cage.
01:05:59He's going to try and leave
01:06:00the,
01:06:01what's it called,
01:06:02the cage.
01:06:03Try and dive through the middle
01:06:04and get stuck.
01:06:05His whole body's going to
01:06:05get stuck between the ring
01:06:06and the mesh
01:06:06and his legs are going to
01:06:07look like when you see
01:06:08Santa's stuck down a chimney.
01:06:09Yeah,
01:06:09but he's already
01:06:10previously ripped off
01:06:11his fight shorts
01:06:12after they got caught
01:06:13on an errant hook
01:06:14in the pre-war games cage.
01:06:16They're like unthreaded
01:06:17line by line
01:06:18as he ran to the ring
01:06:19and by the time he got there
01:06:20he was just in
01:06:21heart boxer shorts.
01:06:22Oh no.
01:06:23Oh no.
01:06:24So that's Brock
01:06:25taking care of.
01:06:26Do you reckon
01:06:26if this was back in the day,
01:06:27remember when
01:06:28like the
01:06:28Titus World slide happened
01:06:30right?
01:06:31And then Vince was like
01:06:32I'm really clever actually
01:06:33I can do some of this.
01:06:35Titus doesn't know
01:06:35how to get in the ring anymore
01:06:36and they'll do that
01:06:37for like three weeks
01:06:38and be like
01:06:38wow,
01:06:39how do you get through
01:06:39these three things?
01:06:40This is a rose
01:06:41you do every single day.
01:06:42Even I could do it
01:06:43and I've never been a wrestler.
01:06:44Like just tripping Brock
01:06:46and just stumbles around.
01:06:47Would you reckon
01:06:47Vince would have been
01:06:48brave enough to be like
01:06:49right your gimmick is now
01:06:50is you can't do anything
01:06:51or would he just said like
01:06:53yeah we'll pretend
01:06:54that didn't happen.
01:06:55Oh he'd 100% that
01:06:56hadn't he?
01:06:57Because Brock's gimmick
01:06:58under Vince was
01:06:58you can do anything.
01:07:00Right there
01:07:00what did you answer this week?
01:07:01Money in the bank?
01:07:02Yeah go on then.
01:07:03Right there.
01:07:04Now I've got eight pushes
01:07:05that are going to die.
01:07:06I
01:07:10right the match is a match
01:07:12there's a reason why
01:07:13we're not previewing
01:07:13the war games matches
01:07:14in the same way
01:07:15that we might even
01:07:15approach our blood and guts
01:07:17one really
01:07:17because there's going to be
01:07:18some West Side Story stuff
01:07:19there's going to be
01:07:20like a lot of dead air
01:07:21I think
01:07:22a lot of like
01:07:22punching and kicking
01:07:23the heels have got the advantage
01:07:25which is right
01:07:26and it's how it should be
01:07:27I would fully expect
01:07:29Jey Uso to start
01:07:31I think
01:07:31and then maybe Cody
01:07:34to go in afterwards
01:07:35or vice versa
01:07:37whatever
01:07:37in a bit of a
01:07:38here's a twist
01:07:39the punker goes in third
01:07:40and like Big Jim's like
01:07:41this is class this
01:07:42and then he kind of
01:07:43gives Roman the eyes
01:07:43and like
01:07:44Big Jim in fourth
01:07:45Roman in last
01:07:46and I think that's pointed
01:07:48because last year
01:07:49there was the whole deal
01:07:50with him and Punk
01:07:50and how gripping it was
01:07:52to see them in the little
01:07:53mini cage
01:07:53and now you can kind of
01:07:55throw Cody in the mix
01:07:56it's all about the finish
01:07:57isn't it
01:07:57the heels are winning
01:07:58who's with Brock in the case
01:07:59because I feel like Brock's
01:08:00coming in late
01:08:01Logan and Brock is quite
01:08:04Logan and Paul
01:08:04is a funny
01:08:05yeah Logan and Paul
01:08:06Logan Paul and Brock Lesnar
01:08:07is a funny visual
01:08:08isn't it
01:08:08like
01:08:09he's just magically produced
01:08:11cut bottles of Prime
01:08:12and Brock's hanging
01:08:13all these
01:08:14and then he does
01:08:15or maybe Brock gets into
01:08:16flying like a drone around
01:08:18or whatever
01:08:18yeah
01:08:19or
01:08:20he crashes it
01:08:21crashes it naturally
01:08:22he can't open the bottle of Prime
01:08:23and when he does it
01:08:23he has Prime on over his face
01:08:25and it's sticky
01:08:26he slips as he wants
01:08:27slips on the Prime
01:08:28that's that
01:08:29we've done all the
01:08:30necessary Brock spots
01:08:32yeah
01:08:32it's the babyface team
01:08:34we're interested in
01:08:35isn't it
01:08:35so we get to the
01:08:36finish element of it
01:08:37there's probably been
01:08:38a couple of
01:08:39examples of friendly fire
01:08:41throughout
01:08:42so I would fully expect
01:08:43Cody and Punk
01:08:44to like back into
01:08:45one another at one point
01:08:46Uso's a fine
01:08:48maybe
01:08:49maybe
01:08:49Jey Uso
01:08:50and
01:08:51Roman Reigns
01:08:52team up at one point
01:08:54and Roman's like
01:08:55I wasn't supposed to be
01:08:56seeing you at Christmas
01:08:56but this has worked out
01:08:57but don't
01:08:58watch for me
01:08:59and Jey's like
01:08:59watch this spear
01:09:00and Roman's like
01:09:01no
01:09:01Jimmy's kind of looking over
01:09:03and like
01:09:03oh I don't love this
01:09:05I thought we were kind of
01:09:05getting away from that
01:09:06so you've got a little
01:09:07it's all a drama
01:09:07on the babyface side
01:09:08because he was going to win
01:09:08I think
01:09:09yeah I think so too
01:09:10I'd have a lot of interest in it
01:09:12it's the babyfaces
01:09:13because
01:09:14I have a lot of interest in this
01:09:15leading to WrestleMania
01:09:16yeah the babyface is
01:09:17where WrestleMania lives
01:09:19I think
01:09:19Roman and
01:09:22Punk
01:09:23from Dave
01:09:24is
01:09:24it's a whole new chat
01:09:26isn't it
01:09:26because that would
01:09:27like you could see Roman
01:09:28winning the Rumble
01:09:29yeah
01:09:30and that
01:09:30like
01:09:31has this transformative impact
01:09:33on a lot of other things
01:09:34but it's not impossible
01:09:35it's not
01:09:36unlikely
01:09:37Brock Lesnar
01:09:38being
01:09:39chosen and used
01:09:41for the stupid poker advert
01:09:42suggests that he might be
01:09:44more involved than any of us
01:09:45are willing to think about
01:09:45at the moment
01:09:46I would like
01:09:46that Gunther match
01:09:47I think that you've talked about
01:09:48a lot
01:09:48I don't need anything more from him
01:09:50so then
01:09:52you kind of
01:09:52you have got those three
01:09:53at the table
01:09:54and maybe
01:09:56they're just thinking
01:09:56Punk and Cody
01:09:57is so always there
01:09:59we're going to leave it
01:10:00always there
01:10:00and that's going to make us
01:10:01stress for another 12 months
01:10:02like
01:10:03just do it
01:10:04I agree
01:10:05you're both champion
01:10:06yeah
01:10:07yeah I would
01:10:08I would get
01:10:09maybe there's a belt shot
01:10:11it'd cost them the match
01:10:12yeah
01:10:12Punk hits Cody
01:10:13Cody hits Punk
01:10:14Roman
01:10:15like
01:10:16both belts are on the canvas
01:10:18and it looks like Roman's
01:10:19going to pick one
01:10:20to confirm what it was
01:10:22he was talking about
01:10:23on Raw
01:10:23that belt will look good on me
01:10:24which one's actually eyeballing
01:10:26and then while he's eyeballing
01:10:27somebody gets defeated
01:10:30or he gets
01:10:30like
01:10:31super speared by
01:10:33Braun Breaker
01:10:34into an F5 or something
01:10:35or Jay picks up
01:10:36the world heavyweight title
01:10:37that's my belt Roman
01:10:39yes
01:10:40I like that
01:10:40see this is it
01:10:41all the bollocks
01:10:42and all the drama
01:10:42and all the cinema
01:10:43etc
01:10:43on the babyface
01:10:45so I'm into it
01:10:45the match
01:10:46yeah I don't really care
01:10:47not loads
01:10:48uh
01:10:49ah sod it
01:10:50why don't you like
01:10:50why don't you be a bit
01:10:52nice
01:10:53and give it to Drew
01:10:54he doesn't get many wins
01:10:55to actually talk about
01:10:56that character
01:10:57has to win
01:10:58every now and then
01:10:59because then the losses
01:11:00actually make sense
01:11:01yeah
01:11:02why not let like
01:11:03Drew be the one
01:11:04who hits the victorious
01:11:05kill shot
01:11:05like
01:11:06through a table
01:11:07yeah whatever
01:11:08like
01:11:10big Jim Claymore
01:11:11can he Claymore
01:11:12from one ring to another
01:11:13well let's see if he can
01:11:15can he
01:11:15because he can clear
01:11:16he's cleared the top rope
01:11:17with dives and stuff before
01:11:18he's just got to jump
01:11:20from a standing position
01:11:22position a table lengthways
01:11:23and run across
01:11:24a ladder
01:11:24yeah
01:11:25stick a ladder in there
01:11:26if you want
01:11:26little ladder
01:11:27run it up like
01:11:28run up like
01:11:28Shelton Benjamin Claymore
01:11:30there we go
01:11:31uh
01:11:32yeah
01:11:32I've seen the future
01:11:33heels win
01:11:37good
01:11:39amdram bollocks
01:11:40on the baby face side
01:11:41uh
01:11:43Logan Paul
01:11:45joins the vision
01:11:46full time afterwards
01:11:47okay
01:11:48I like it
01:11:49I like Logan Paul
01:11:50with two bronnies
01:11:50well he's convinced
01:11:51to join because
01:11:52well he won
01:11:53this has worked
01:11:54yeah
01:11:54then he could
01:11:57go after the US title
01:12:02and they get renamed
01:12:03the prime vision
01:12:04and he basically
01:12:06uses the stable
01:12:07as a marketing tool
01:12:08imagine
01:12:09I'm trying to sell
01:12:10Bronson Reed has to wear
01:12:11those like
01:12:11Paul Heyman
01:12:12flavoured prime
01:12:13golf sale
01:12:14sandwich board things
01:12:15Bronson Reed
01:12:16I like him being
01:12:18maybe like an
01:12:19honorary member
01:12:19so it's like
01:12:20whenever you want
01:12:21to come back
01:12:21because we all know
01:12:22you're not going to be
01:12:23until the rumble
01:12:24yeah
01:12:24I've got this
01:12:27yeah
01:12:27yeah
01:12:28like he's just
01:12:29he's considered
01:12:29part of the vision now
01:12:30and Drew gets
01:12:31one last shot of Cody
01:12:32out of winning war games
01:12:33or something like that
01:12:34but
01:12:36Randy Orton
01:12:37kicking around this weekend
01:12:38is he going to do anything
01:12:39to screw the heels
01:12:40to screw the baby faces
01:12:41I just want to
01:12:42I just really want to see
01:12:43I don't even care
01:12:44if they win or lose
01:12:44I just want to see
01:12:45Punk and Cody
01:12:46at the end of this
01:12:47basically being like
01:12:47that's why I'm the
01:12:48only real world champion
01:12:50Randy Orton returns
01:12:52RKO CM Punk
01:12:54yes
01:12:54and it's like a
01:12:55Survivor Series receipt
01:12:57you want to take my moment
01:12:58will you
01:12:59Cody's like
01:12:59not tonight Randy
01:13:00and this is not your problem
01:13:01mate
01:13:02F off
01:13:02and let me shake your hand
01:13:04it's got a jizz on it
01:13:04see you later
01:13:05RKO for you
01:13:06but yeah
01:13:07RKO CM Punk
01:13:08and it's like
01:13:09I never forgot that
01:13:10so like
01:13:11I don't know
01:13:12oh
01:13:13Bron Breaker Spears
01:13:15someone so hard
01:13:16that the door comes off
01:13:16yeah why not
01:13:17it's like oh
01:13:18anyone can get in this
01:13:19this never happens
01:13:20door
01:13:20don't you mean
01:13:21entire side of the cage
01:13:22okay
01:13:23falls over
01:13:25like when
01:13:26Lashley threw him
01:13:27yes
01:13:28that sort of bollocks
01:13:30half the war games
01:13:31cage has come off
01:13:32John Moxie and
01:13:34Kenny Mager
01:13:34where Kenny Mager
01:13:35leapt over with the thing
01:13:36and he
01:13:36cut his dick off
01:13:37we saw Kenny Mager's
01:13:39bollocks
01:13:39splayed across the
01:13:40dynamite canvas
01:13:41well I'm excited
01:13:44for
01:13:44hang on
01:13:46well
01:13:49I sure as hell
01:13:52I'm excited for
01:13:53some serious war games
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