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00:00and that's it john cena has had his last ever match on monday night raw like i'm sure he'll
00:04make future appearances where he just pops in and goes hi it's me john cena but it's totally mad
00:10if you're like me you probably do a bit of internal reflection and realize oh my gosh time
00:14is going so fast so maybe today and for most of this week we should just try and be as happy as
00:20we can do and remember all we have is this moment and tomorrow is not guaranteed for anyone you
00:25wouldn't know it from that intro but this is indeed a wrestling review show as ever though
00:29what the hell do i know i couldn't even keep my hair but hello my friends in his eyes simon miller and
00:33yes given that monday night raw just came us live from madison square garden and we did say yeah
00:38another goodbye to john cena i'm going to take my finger of power which is not a euphemism and the
00:42good bit gets enough and the bad bit gets it down but we always remember that wrestling is the most
00:46important of the least important things so sit down grab yourself a beverage let's go cena was the first
00:52guy out as well this was totally hilarious because this msg crowd went totally crazy they were so
00:57excited to see this man it looked like john cena was going to be his always awesome babyface self
01:02being like i'm so happy to be here i can't believe it without the new york fans who the
01:06hell knows where i would have been and just when he was about to give us some sage advice dominic
01:10mysterio interrupted oh my god dom you're such a scamp now he made a great point too when he was all
01:16like you were just given this icy title shot and that essentially ties into your entire career where
01:20people just bent over backwards for you unlike me who had to fight for everything and yes for the people on
01:26the internet that went it went right over their heads that's the whole point he knows he's the
01:30son of ray mysterio that's where he was getting the heat it's also why the condom is absolutely brilliant
01:36and why one day he should be the ww champion look at my face i'm not joking cena was ready for dummy
01:41boy but he was like no no no that's what we did last week so now we're going to do it on my terms
01:46so let's have the rematch at the survivor series because it's my hometown of san diego and of course
01:51cena said yes i was like john you're the champ just go no we do it now i'll kick you back to
01:56timbuktu but we didn't do that but of course john cena had made a promise that he was gonna have a
02:01match on raw so he said don mysterio i chose you which is when the judgment day came out and we
02:07basically forgot about a story because we had to book a six-man tag because finn balor and jd
02:12mcdonald are all like we don't like you see no we're gonna beat you up long story short out came
02:16sheamus and ray mysterio because they just wanted to be the best of friends with john cena and yes
02:20we got a six-man tag before we do move on i think that dominic mysterio may win back that intercontinental
02:26type of john cena at the survivor series and i will do the dance of joy when we went into this match
02:32and i tell you it was super simple but the reason we have obvious plays is because they usually win
02:36football games you should just go and check this out it was just oh we've all got moves so let's do the
02:42moves together also these are the bad guys so let's punch him in the face and the hills were like
02:46we're going to cheat to get back in control where each and every single one of them did hit their
02:50finishers onto john cena because that's what john's doing at the moment when sheamus and ray mysterio
02:54broke up at the one two so now if the judgment they do want to come out and say we would have beaten
02:59john cena they totally can we really do have to discuss ray mysterio as well who just moves like he
03:04hasn't had any injuries in his life even though he's been suffering from things back in his wcw days
03:09he is one of the goats and also we made it my friends we made it because at one point john cena
03:14ray and sheamus all did five knuckle shuffles and given this was john cena's last match on raw
03:19we have made it 20 plus years and we are still making masturbation references and nobody talks
03:24about it we just go five knuckle shuffle and apparently that's totally fine now i screwed it up
03:31shuffle nobody knows what a shuffle is we then carried on the same old deal because ray hit his
03:35finish sheamus hit his finish when yes jd mcdonald got hit with the aa as john cena got the one two
03:40three and that was it no big angle no nonsense it was just made to make you feel warm and fuzz in
03:45your tum tum then john cena tried to make you cry as it right down the camera lens was like that's it
03:51man i love you so much it's like damn it john can you stop it but of course it gets it up why do we
03:56watch wrestling to feel good about life and i just thought this was absolutely brilliant and it was
04:01designed to make you feel good in your tootsie toes it went on for what 30 35 maybe 40 minutes
04:06but it is worth every single damn second nick owens and adam pierce then chatting backstage because how
04:10damn paul hayman choose drew mcintyre who was suspended once again my hand went up i was like
04:16you two doofuses are in charge if that's the rule change the rule why are you so mad which when paul
04:22hayman walked in he was like i'm so happy drew is on my team but just you wait i'm going to reveal my
04:28fifth member later and you're not going to believe it and if you do frequent the internet as we all
04:33do well you probably knew who this was the new york giants then got into a fight with the judgment
04:37day i mean that's the thing that happened so i'm just telling you although i do believe it was done
04:41just for pr they seem to have a good time when we got our second big angle of the night because yeah
04:47last week nikki bella turned heel this was kind of weird because we were told here comes stephanie
04:51for care to do an interview when nikki bella attacked her from behind i was very mad at nikki because
04:55she was back in a red top and last week she made it very clear she was going to start wearing a black
04:59top when she was basically like i didn't come back to be your sidekick stephanie for care so that was
05:05on you nikki bella you started hanging around with her nobody made you however because i am someone
05:10that opened all these doors and gave you the opportunities that you get today i am challenging
05:15you for that there tile she then basically grabbed the belt and held it above her head and i just thought
05:19this was too quick nikki bella has proven in the past if you do give her some heel promos she will say
05:25some outrageous lines such as i hope you died in the womb or i wish you would have died in the
05:29womb yes she said that to brie bella about what 10 years or so ago now and it wasn't bad there was
05:34nothing wrong with it and i actually think nikki bella plays a heel way better than she plays a
05:38baby face it's just something about her but it just came and went so quick and i was like oh we've
05:44already gone through it i mean maybe the opening segment went too long i don't know i don't work
05:48backstage but it certainly wasn't bad but i just thought you could have done something bigger here i think
05:52stephanie's going to have to say something at some point because her friend has stabbed her in the
05:56back but i am going to give it an up so likes to never care like i say i'm very excited about heel
06:01nikki bella i just think if we do give her some time and some what's the word i'm looking for space
06:06whatever that means she'll do a very good job the kabuki warriors then found bailey in live
06:10our camera backstage kairi same was like listen i've been talking to ask her and if you apologize to us
06:16right now we'll forgive you bailey you could be on the war games team this was so good
06:21it was like two teachers talking to a student and bailey was like yeah i'm not going to do that
06:26so you should flab off well actually she laughed like a bad woman you know she's that thing she
06:29goes like she's some kind of flying bird in the wizard of oz this is when lyra was like oh bailey
06:35i'm so proud of you let's do a high five and of course bailey had gone nuts by this point so she
06:40was like i'm not a child we're not going to do a high five and poor lyra had a meltdown all of this is
06:46so damn weird but the reason i respect them all so much is because they commit but in terms of a
06:51story looney tunes when we got another great moment that kind of felt like what this whole war was
06:55designed to do because it was john cena last time is now tournament and we knew that solo sokoa had
07:00a mystery opponent and man it was dolf ziggler madison square carton went completely crazy and this
07:07dolf he's such a good wrestler like he's so good not just because he bumps his ass off which he was doing
07:12here like the rent was due but there's just something about the way he performs sounds like
07:17i'm singing elton john's songs he is brilliant if i was ww if i understand you're killing in tna but
07:23would you like to come back i mean the way he bumped off solo sokoa's samoan drop was awesome but maybe
07:27he did go oh my gosh he is samoan so i've got to do this and when he hit the zigzag for the one two
07:32i don't think anybody actually believed that dolf ziggler was going to win but they wanted to believe
07:37actually this was just a copy and paste of the zach ryder match but that was fine
07:41also this ties into john cena's hill promo a few months ago he mentioned these two names good
07:45stuff ziggler was then going to follow up with a kick that was super but solo did stop him when
07:49he hit the big old spike and once again ziggler sold that like he had been shot and so i got the
07:54one two three i thought this benefited all parties because especially when dolf ziggler was doing his
08:00entrance so just stood there like i don't care i don't care i'm a big fan of that man this is getting
08:05enough it may actually be one of the best parts of raw it was so damn good now we're out of surprise
08:10where it does come to the john cena tournament but that's all right this was brilliant you should
08:15check it out then we continued on with our war game storyline because alexa bliss came out to talk
08:19about what charlotte flair had done on smackdown and let me warn you now because i think i may be
08:23an outlier here i don't think anybody is going to agree with me i thought this was absolutely insane
08:30because yes on smackdown charlotte flair decided she wasn't going to be a part of the war games teams
08:34because she doesn't like rhea ripley and i think we could all understand that they do have a past
08:38they try to murder each other at wrestlemania when alexa was like i've been trying to contact
08:42you on saturday and sunday and i know you've been on your phone because i've been stalking your
08:46instagram so let me try talking down the lens listen this is how i took it it's not how alexa
08:51bliss meant to do it it's how it came across in the script she essentially gaslit and emotionally
08:57manipulated charlotte flair like she was roman reigns in the bloodline she was all like listen i
09:02understand that we lost the tag team championships but we can win them back but i tell you what we can't
09:07win back charlotte is trust and everyone told me that i couldn't trust you before we got together
09:13but i did look at this wonderful relationship we do have in fact you know what you are officially
09:18my best friend given that you did walk out on smackdown as well i got my ass beaten just for
09:22hanging out with rhea ripley and eoskye which is what the kabuki warriors does it's like alexa
09:28why aren't you mad at asuka and kairi zayn charlotte is allowed to have difficult feelings and charlotte is
09:33allowed to take some space for all of this to try and get her mind around it you gave her 48 hours
09:38before you walked out on an international television show and decided to tear her down
09:42if i was shy i'd be like you know what we're done of course that's good kairi saying last
09:46legend of nia jacks came out i just laughed at alexa bliss nia jacks was very funny she was like
09:52you've got no friends and just when they were about to do a beat down out came rhea ripley and out
09:56came eoskye everybody was fighting and you know what's going to happen here charlotte flair's music hit
10:01she came out with kenny the kendo stick and she beat everyone's ass this is also where my hand
10:06went up for a third time i was like alexa you're telling me you didn't know charlotte flair was
10:11backstage and you didn't try to talk to her i call shenanigans now the absolute best part of all of
10:15this is at the end charlotte did hug alexa to basically tell you all right i've listened to
10:18you but over the other side of the ring rhea ripley and eoskye saw this and eoskye responded in kind
10:25and she cuddled rhea and the way she did this she made charlotte flair laugh on camera for that moment
10:30alone i'm giving it up i mean honestly it was heartwarming and lovely however i think that story
10:35is absolutely baloney and also it annoyed me because we only did the angle on friday and by
10:40monday we've gone there let's just move on so i do appreciate it because again if things have
10:45happened in the past in wwe i don't want you to massively ignore them but it's a down like it just
10:50went way over my head i'm actually happy to be correct in the comments you tell me i've got this
10:54completely wrong but i was watching alexa bliss who i'm a big fan of that's like i don't agree with one
10:59word you're saying and i actually now feel quite sorry for charlotte flair but anyway they're all in
11:04the war game this role made sure you had no time to linger on anything though because we went right
11:08into maxine dupree versus becky lynch for the intercontinental title and can you believe it man
11:14maxine dupree actually won she is the new champion and i thought this was the best thing to do because
11:21again i see championship belts and the equivalents should be changing hands on tv more and more like a
11:27somewhat issue we have the world titles is if someone does hold it you've got to hold it for like
11:304 000 days before the creative team even think about changing it and if that is going to be the
11:35case for the rest of the championships you've got to have some fun i generally thought this was a
11:39massive home run that rhymes so it must be true if i catch any of you going becky hogan i'm not going
11:44to do anything about it because basically i don't want to talk to you you're a nerd i'm kidding
11:49there's nothing wrong with being a nerd nerds are the best i'm also super pleased i'm sure we all
11:52predicted this as well but of course aj lee also made a return here so that was like return number
11:57three and she skipped to the ring and because becky lynch was a wrestler who was having a wrestling
12:02match she couldn't handle that another wrestler had come down and just stood there doing nothing
12:07a lot of time becky was trying to expose to the turnbuckle but she was so damn mad she turned around
12:12maxine dupree thinks a flying cross body so it wasn't the most devastating move in all the sports
12:18entertainment surprise roll up and she got the one two three and i am not ashamed to tell you
12:22it's not true i'm a little bit ashamed i kind of popped out of my chair because i was just like
12:27maxine dupree is the best baby face yes she still needs to get better in the ring but she's trying
12:32damn hard but she has something better than that you actually want her to see her do well which was
12:37kind of gibberish what i just said there but you like her she's likable if i have a likable figure
12:41on my screen i want to see likable things happen to her becky also went after the arm during this
12:45match so she was teasing haha i'm gonna make you tap out with the disarmer but that did not happen
12:50and yeah the shot at the end with maxine just being the happiest person on the planet i am giving it
12:56up and also if we go into the fictional record books it will now say oh becky lich and maxine
13:01dupree had three matches in 2025 and technically maxine won them all now look she's probably only
13:07going to hold the belt for a few weeks when becky lich does win it back when we do the big old
13:11feud between aj lee and becky lich but that is fine as well it's getting it up i stand by it
13:17i just thought it was super duper whooper fun 9 000. maquina roxanne perez they made a great point
13:21because they were like why is nikki bella getting a title shot when roxanne beat her ass with two
13:25weeks straight and i'm like oh yeah that is true that did happen but don't worry because it was right
13:29back into the john cena tournament this one was absolutely excellent too and we had another return
13:33because obviously gunther was back and he was taking on javon evans and here's what we have to do now one
13:38nobody actually believed that javon could win here but people still got into his stuff because
13:43javon evans is a damn special talent i don't care if he's eight years old which i probably would but
13:47he is old enough to be on the main roster there's nothing else for him to do in nxt just put him on
13:52raw put him on smackdown team up with people that have all the experience and i tell you this dude
13:57literally and figuratively is gonna fly good three even came out to his old music as well so i was like
14:01okay we've done that now please can we go do the same with shameless who does not have a good theme
14:05song at the moment and gunther totally got the assignment he patted javon evans on the head
14:10early on in this javon went haha i'm the bouncy man and he went flippy dippy doo-dah absolutely
14:15crazy he wasn't able to counter a power bomb with a hurricane rana but when he did a dive to the
14:19outside gunther caught him and just killed this guy and at one point i think he gave him an uppercut
14:25to the back of the neck it's like i don't think i've ever seen that before john then started flipping
14:29out of german suplexes because of course he did and he did get a frog splash for a good one two ooh
14:34but ultimately that just pissed off gunther who had another power bomb and all of his moves before
14:38he realized javon evans hadn't had his eight hours sleep probably because he is so young he applied
14:42the sleeper and javon had to tap out but this was one of those performances when the fans were into
14:47javon everybody wanted him to do well he was able to hang with gunther who is a multiple time world
14:53champions even though gunther is probably going to be the last opponent for john cena we cannot forget
14:58sean van evans man that's not his name we cannot forget javon evans we got to do something with him
15:04because sometimes you can miss the period when the iron is hot so you should be striking so let's just
15:09get it done now if it doesn't work you can sneak him back to nxt he'll still get great experience
15:14i'm giving it an up the more i think about it i think gunther in terms of the people that are left
15:19well he should be the last opponent we'll find out in about a month i do want to point out as well this
15:24wasn't the greatest match ever some people are going to tell you oh my gosh i can't believe it
15:27but it did exactly what it needed to do when maxine dupree was in the back once again she was
15:32the happiest person ever she wanted to thank aj lee but aj lee was like don't be silly when i hate
15:37becky lynch but also you did all that yourself i just gave you some guidance when otis and desire walked
15:43in and literally just went made noises but they went off to party and just when it looked like aj
15:50lee was about to go home rhea ripley walked in and said can i talk to you mate if i was going
15:55to guess i would imagine that aj lee is going to be in the war games maybe rhea wanted that too she
16:00wanted to go war games but aj lee hasn't been around for a while so she may have been like that's
16:05a weird thing to do i don't want to talk to you anymore this when we got to our main event angle
16:09and of course it was all about the men's war games and paul hayman came out with division
16:13andrew mcintyre who had his own separate entrance and paul was basically like i have taken many
16:18people into war games but in terms of the best team this is they well all right it's good to
16:23know i appreciate you telling me cm punk then walked out but he didn't want to have a conversation
16:27so jimmy and jay uso turned up as did cody rhodes who had the best part of the evening because he
16:33went to fist bump cm punk cm punk legitimately didn't see it cody was like i gotta do something
16:38so we just punch cm punk on the arm if i do a video that's called top 10 moments of the year
16:43this is going to be number one because i'm a child of course everybody then started to
16:46fight and you could just tell something was coming and yes as soon as the baby faces were
16:50standing tall brought lesnar's music hit for like return number 72 of the evening he came out we had
16:56the big stare between him and cimmy and punk which did kind of feel novel all things considered
17:00and man he absolutely killed this guy who don't forget is the world champion when cody rhodes got in
17:06there who is also the world champion and brought lesnar threw him into next week i mean fair play to cody
17:13that boy jumped high we didn't pretend that raw was going to go off the air but you always know
17:16what wwe is going to do nowadays and yes given that brock was all alone by himself roman reigns
17:22his music hit for yet another return he walked to the ring and we had the big stare off between
17:27roman and brock and listen it was cool but i do have to say this i think some of the fans in msd
17:32agreed with me that feud is kind of tainted these days to just remind you when we ran it for like 47
17:38years trying to get the original roman reigns over i think eventually they realized it too and
17:42they started to fight and as always brock lesnar sold huge for roman reigns he gave him the superman
17:47punch and brock just went out the ring bronson reid then started beating people up and he was going
17:51to tsunami roman but nope roman hit him with the punch as well when finally not only the useless
17:57wrestling security guards come to the ring but the nypd was here like well that's weird and when roman
18:03reigns went to spear bonson reid through barry barricade he also took out a cop so put one on
18:08the crime counter given that raw went off air right after this i'd imagine the tribal chief is in jail
18:13so it really was wrestlemania 40 levels of here comes this guy here comes that guy but it always
18:17works in wwe especially because fans are trying to pop so big for entrances you do have to give it an
18:23up and now we do know both our teams and they are super stacked i do have to be honest with you when i
18:28i realize who was who and what we did here it did get me excited for survivor series that is the
18:33entire point which brought us to the end of raw and absolutely it has to get an up this was just uh
18:37you go i go we all go episodes oh you like that did you well here's something else here's something
18:42else it totally flew by if you haven't watched an entire episode of raw for a while and you want to
18:46jump back on i would totally suggest this one gets a big old up now of course you may disagree with
18:52me or you may agree with me so please do let me know in the comments below before you like the
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18:58it's on the screen right now otherwise my friends we do have a week of wrestling ahead of us i will
19:03try and entertain you through as best as possible see you soon
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