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00:00Brought to you by Jackie Penny Daughter, private investigator.
00:04If you need dirt on someone, call Jackie today.
00:13So tell me everything about this Rodney guy.
00:15Well, I know Cousin Rodney from the bucket times.
00:18Bucket times?
00:19Yeah, you know, when you're so small that your mom puts you in a bucket with other kid relatives to take cute photos.
00:24Aw, look, you're just a baby.
00:27I know. Yeah, I barely remember Rodney, honestly.
00:31Don't worry, Barry. I made the sign with his name on it.
00:35Hold it up when he comes out. It'll be cute.
00:46Rodney, is that you?
00:49Classic Barry prank. Man, I am so pumped you're planning my fab 14. No one better than my oldest bud.
00:56Who? Me?
00:57Who, me? Classic Bear. Keep them coming.
01:01Oh, there's my duffles!
01:05Oh!
01:10Hey, Mom, I don't know if I'm the right person to be in charge of Rodney's 14th birthday party. It's a big one.
01:15Do the bucket times mean nothing to you, Barry?
01:18You're Rodney's best friend.
01:20Mine wouldn't go that far.
01:22Rodney's mom says he tells everyone about the time you two got stuck going down the slide together.
01:27Which time?
01:29Remember? The fire department had to get you out.
01:33Really? Wow.
01:35Okay, guess I'm planning a fab 14 for Rodney.
01:38Little help there. Lot of duffles.
01:40Okay, and this kid's theme was transportation.
01:45Hmm. Hmm. I don't know. I think a guy's fab 14 should be a celebration of his journey through life so far.
01:53Like, from punk to hunk, huh?
01:56Yeah. Oh, I feel that. Okay, so give me some specifics. Like, what are you feeling?
02:01Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no. I already know too much. Don't want to ruin any surprises.
02:06I got you, buddy.
02:08Okay.
02:11Okay, so now tell me everything you know about Rodney.
02:15Well, we used to hang out in a bucket.
02:19Three stars. And what else?
02:22We were on the slide that one time.
02:25Oh, now we're cooking with gas. Okay, what else?
02:29That's all I know about this kid.
02:34What do I do?
02:35You only get one fab 14 in your whole life, and he trusted me with his.
02:40Hey, I'm sure you've got it covered, but I don't want any of that buffet heat lamp stuff for food, alright?
02:46Catered waiters.
02:47Cousin don't know. Figure out about. Here we go. Jackie Penny daughter. She'll dig up dirt on anyone.
03:02Entree?
03:04Hi, we eat-
03:05Now, don't tell me. Let me figure out why you're here just by looking at you.
03:09We emailed about Barry's cousin.
03:22To investigate your cousin, huh?
03:24Look it, I'll dig up dirt on him, but it'll cost you.
03:29I only have 31 nuts to my name.
03:32Let's see them.
03:33Okay, so his name is Rodney, and you know-
03:34Trash! I like to discover everything myself. I'll share my work tomorrow in an undisclosed location. Out!
03:49Hey, there you are. Listen, I have a great idea. Do you remember that thing I did when I was eight?
03:58I want to incorporate it into the chandeliers. Or at least one of the chandeliers.
04:04I have no idea what happened to him when he was eight.
04:08Chandeliers?
04:09Ahhhhhhh!
04:14Oh! Jackie! Thank goodness!
04:15Don't look at me!
04:20Walk backwards!
04:25Slowly.
04:29You're veering off a little!
04:31And we can't see where we're going.
04:33Forget it! Just turn around.
04:34Just turn around.
04:38Did you find anything about Rodney?
04:42Oh, yeah.
04:43Big time.
04:45Check this out.
04:53Is this it?
04:54We already had this.
04:55I worked really hard to get those.
04:57You stole them from my room.
04:58No refunds.
04:59Tell your friends.
05:01Sorry, sorry.
05:01One little tweak to the party.
05:03I've decided that all the members
05:04of my Little Shavers lacrosse team
05:06should be in attendance.
05:08Except for you-know-who, right?
05:11Make it happen, Captain.
05:13I don't know who is who!
05:18Party for a party for Rodney.
05:23We lean into the pictures.
05:25Oh, no song for Barry.
05:27He looks so happy here.
05:30Okay, uh...
05:31Life is like a slide, I guess.
05:34Yeah, there you go.
05:36And friendship is like a bucket.
05:40Yes.
05:41That's so deep.
05:43Is it?
05:43I decided the party should be tomorrow
05:45on my actual birthday!
05:47No time!
05:47No.
05:59No.
06:07No!
06:09No!
06:10No!
06:10No!
06:11No!
06:12No!
06:12No!
06:12Well, no one can say this isn't a party.
06:26Want to go down the slide?
06:27Kif, the host of the party has far too many responsibilities to he himself party.
06:32Yeah.
06:34Anyway, I think it's time for Rodney's big entrance.
06:37And now, for the boy who needs no introduction,
06:40the guy anyone would be lucky to share a bucket with,
06:44it's Rodney!
06:48Woo-hoo-hoo!
07:01Um, this party's supposed to show my journey from punk to hunk,
07:05not from bucket to slide.
07:06Why is everything a slide?
07:08And a bucket.
07:09Rodney, I'm so sorry.
07:10I think we did pretty good.
07:12And I have prepared a big performance for you.
07:16This performance better fix everything.
07:20Happy Fab 14, Rodney.
07:24Yo.
07:26Yo, this one goes out to my boy, Rodney.
07:28R to the O-D-N-E-Y.
07:33I've known this guy since before I was five.
07:35I sat with him in a bucket and it changed my life.
07:37I think he's real great and I'll tell you why.
07:39You won't find a better guy to collide in a slide with.
07:41We were sucked tight there side by side.
07:43And we tried to break free, but we couldn't.
07:45If it wasn't for that slide, then I wouldn't be here.
07:47Throwing this party for Rodney.
07:49We started at the top, never made it to the bottom because we got sucked.
07:52Or had you forgotten what we have in common?
07:54Is that we were lodged in the middle.
07:56Find apartment, give us like a wiggle.
07:58They set us free and our parents immediately were like,
08:00Let's stuff it.
08:01Let's put these kids in a bucket.
08:03R to the O-D.
08:07N to the E-Y.
08:11R to the O-D.
08:13Bucket sand slides, bucket sand slides, bucket sand slides.
08:15R to the E-Y.
08:17What a guy.
08:18What a guy.
08:19If there's one thing I know about Rodney,
08:21it's that he really likes to throw a party.
08:23And there's other things I know about Rodney.
08:26He has a face.
08:27His eyes and his nose and his mouth are in place.
08:31They're on his face.
08:32He has a face.
08:35Rodney.
08:36Rodney's a bunny with two ears.
08:38Let's have three cheers for the 14 years he's been alive.
08:40Hip, hip, hooray.
08:41Hip, hip, hooray.
08:42Hip, hip, hooray.
08:43Me and Rodney, two peas in a pod.
08:45That's an analogy.
08:47But in reality, I mean the peas are the bunnies.
08:49And the pod is a bucket or a slide.
08:53R to the O-D.
08:55Bucket sand slide, bucket sand slide,
08:57Bucket sand slides.
08:58R to the E-Y.
09:00What a guy.
09:01What a guy.
09:01R to the O-D.
09:03Bucket sand slide, bucket sand slide,
09:05Bucket sand slides.
09:06R to the E-Y.
09:08What a guy.
09:09What a guy.
09:09I have a face.
09:23Bucket sand slides are all we got, Rodney.
09:27You're ruining my fab 14.
09:29Rodney, get it together.
09:36This party is so nice.
09:39Barry pulled out all the stops for you.
09:41A guy he barely knows.
09:42Because that's who he is.
09:44If you really knew Barry,
09:45you would know that he doesn't know you.
09:47You know?
09:51What's up, Bucket Bro?
09:52Bucket Bro?
09:57Bucket Bro?
10:00Wait.
10:01Is that not Barry in the pick?
10:06Mom!
10:07It's not even me!
10:09It's not?
10:10Oh, yeah.
10:11You're right, Barry.
10:12That is Harry.
10:14Look, I have four kids.
10:15Give me a break.
10:17Sorry, Barry.
10:19I guess I turned into a bit of a fabzilla there.
10:22This is a pretty great party, though.
10:24These little bucket cakes.
10:26And what are these, slide sticks?
10:28Yum.
10:31All right.
10:32I'm going to go catch up with Harry.
10:34Nice to meet you, Barry.
10:36You know what this means, though?
10:38You're not the host anymore.
10:39Don't forget to tell your friends!
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