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00:00Thanksgiving pumpkin pie that you made it is I've never done one actually I'm
00:02trying to follow the dough recipe sort of like a tortilla recipe here let's go
00:06so we're going to a tortilla rolling it is an art so put some flour for me on
00:13there on the bottom hurry up hurry up get your snacks I got a bowl all right
00:18what are you in the mood for this grapes okay great something healthy
00:22something junk food we got some cheese for you why is all your snacks in the
00:29form of sticks hurry up girl let's go it's gonna start we got the show to
00:34watch so let's do this really quick okay go watch the show and I'll come and
00:38check it in a minute I'm out let's go
00:44you could have obviously a primary role in in my company and you could both have
00:51a very bright future she came in like the godfather one of them are both
00:56what he does is kind of like a playboy job or nowadays they call it an F boy job you
01:06know I don't like that word oh my Lord Jesus Christ oh my gosh Santa Maria it
01:13looks like us when we were in the heels trying to walk oh that one time one time
01:17I don't know those shoes are expensive or not but I know they don't belong at a
01:21farm and neither does that purse and you're there's that dress and neither does
01:25that woman are you ready to go to what that thing can you pop the trunk she
01:35kissed that dog more than she kissed Luke yeah
01:39look at he has a diaper bag and all the toys oh new parents yeah
01:48they come help me what is all these panties all these panties and these
01:57changes gonna help me out I want this one who are bigger you gonna help me do
02:01this or what you're gonna put them inside of this you're gonna fold the
02:05bottom can you listen you're gonna fold the bottom and you're gonna put that in
02:09there I don't have patience for this right in time we got our snacks so we
02:15already we're happy to see I can't wait to see Luke and Madeline and this new
02:19puppy adorable I can't wait to see what's happening with Jenny and submit do you
02:24think Jenny's gonna learn how to work that coffee machine definitely not and
02:27now they're cooking I don't even think she's gonna even work the stove how about
02:31put that one right here for okay mama since you're buying a property too would you
02:37like mama to paint a picture for you sure I'll take a picture would you care for
02:43something like this I like the tiger I'd be glad to gift you this tiger it's a
02:47beautiful painting I like that one well I'd like to paint with you in the future
02:51too you know I can't paint or draw and do anything like that I don't have any
02:54artsy skills we're gonna try if they can sell some bananas nailed to the wall for a
02:59million bucks it's like hey you never know all right well hey I'm excited
03:04about the pies I love Thanksgiving and I think it's gonna be a good week this
03:07well I'm glad I brought that tradition to you here in Mexico I love it too
03:11these pies better be good they will all the food is gonna be good this week
03:14it's Thanksgiving week gobble gobble
03:17let's see where's this I think it's gonna be parley roux francais yes yes yes goats
03:26cheese goat cheese oh they're feeding the cats cheese oh you feed your cats cheese yes they
03:32they steal it my new they break your bread that's what I'm talking about get the money baby break the
03:40bread so I'm excited a day away you and I mommy and daddy away you know eating cheese and having
03:46some fun oh that'd be nice in France that would be good oh that would be great I can't wait to
03:52eat some really good cheese too only the finest quality goat cheese is something that Manon and
03:59I bonded over when we first started dating why is it good she ain't even hear about that I don't
04:04think I ever had goat cheese the yellow one probably smell like ass oh you hate goat cheese
04:09when I was in middle school we dissected goat eyes and the whole room smelled to where you can
04:15taste it and it's scarred my life that's not what goat cheese tastes like it does they have a goat
04:20eyeball tacos do I eat them why are you getting like that because yes ain't it like I eat them
04:27she's expecting to just go to like a fromagerie but I have something else in mind where are you taking
04:35the other Anthony fromages French for cheese cheese jeez you can ask for
04:41cheese but don't be cheesy alright you got lipstick okay yeah see I get excited I'm taking Manon to a
04:56A goat farm.
04:57Oh, that's a good idea.
04:59This is a bad idea.
05:00I hope it don't turn out bad, you know?
05:03Because it's going to be sad for you, Anthony.
05:07Anthony told me, hey, I'm going to bring you
05:09on a nice, cute date.
05:11I dress business, sexy, chic, like my style.
05:14Well, I do like her black fishnet pantyhose,
05:17but I don't think they're suitable on a goat farm.
05:20Yeah.
05:21Uh-oh, here we go.
05:22The complaint card just came out.
05:24Girl, it's not only you.
05:25It's already the same thing to me.
05:27He made me go to a party, had to walk for an hour
05:31with his shoes.
05:32Women walk in shoes like that all the time.
05:34I don't know how to do it like that.
05:36They walk in Manhattan for blocks.
05:38They don't complain.
05:39You come to a delicious fromage?
05:42Yes, to eat the fromage.
05:44OK.
05:45Well, we'll do that later.
05:47How do we do that later, Mr?
05:48I don't know?
05:49You're trying to scare the chèvres.
05:51Milk and the goat.
05:52Oh, look at how sweet they are.
05:55I'll go milk a goat.
05:56I'm sure you'll milk anything, Mom.
05:58Mommy does not want to touch cow titties.
06:01Oh, goat titties.
06:02Goat titties.
06:03We know how to milk.
06:05We know how to milk.
06:06Squirt.
06:09Oh, we grew up.
06:10There's the butt, too.
06:11What the heck?
06:12And I end up with, like, a bunch of, like,
06:14goats looking at assholes.
06:16What's wrong with that?
06:19This is, like, her worst nightmare.
06:21Time out, red flag, if you have a cat or a dog.
06:24From town to town, you see an asshole.
06:26Mo' cat ass is cute.
06:28Ew.
06:29Oh, you know, no milking, no cheese.
06:31That's fine.
06:32I'll go vegan or whatever.
06:34Ugh.
06:35Ugh.
06:36Ugh.
06:37Whatever.
06:39It's OK.
06:41You've got your French perfume.
06:43How, you know, they don't get any better than that.
06:45Mm-hmm.
06:46Very facile.
06:47Very facile.
06:48All right.
06:48OK.
06:49Try.
06:49OK.
06:50Bear with me.
06:51All right.
06:52They're just, like, breast pumps.
06:54It looks painful.
06:55It does.
06:56He is giving me a little bit of goat vibe.
06:58Look at his little goat eyes.
06:59Like a billy goat.
07:00Little billy goat.
07:01Like a baby one.
07:03Honey, this is awesome.
07:05This is, like, all I've wanted to do since we've been here.
07:07I'm going back, Chuele.
07:09Come on, Manon.
07:11I'll just say go sit in the car.
07:13I've never milked an animal.
07:14I've never milked an animal, and I would never
07:16want to milk an animal, especially on a date.
07:19Be happy for Manon.
07:21Yeah.
07:22Well, I'm glad that he didn't let Manon bother him.
07:24Or affect his happiness.
07:27He's in his element.
07:28Goatland.
07:32Looks like we are in Aruba.
07:36Are we?
07:37No, we're not.
07:38This is Jenny and Samit.
07:39This is Aruba.
07:41Oh, just kidding.
07:41It's Aruba.
07:42Oh, I hear that.
07:43I like that beat, though.
07:44I like that beat.
07:45You know, that's the bad-ass beat for that bad-ass mama
07:48that's there.
07:49Michelle gon' come on like, yo, it's time to go home.
07:51And I ain't playing.
07:52My daughter, Chloe, she ain't staying.
07:54Dink, dink.
07:55Dink, dink, dink, dink.
07:56There is a way that I would be able to support both of you
08:02if you both moved to Boston.
08:05Ooh.
08:06Ooh.
08:07What are they going to do?
08:08I think they're going to be stubborn and stay in Aruba.
08:10I think she is spoiled, and mom knows it, and now mom's got herself in a predicament to
08:18where she's got to close her purse.
08:20She lit up like, I get hot water.
08:23Am I mad?
08:24She's open to it.
08:25I think Chloe's open to it.
08:26I don't think Johnny going to deal with this Boston Tea Party.
08:29He ain't going to Boston.
08:30America is good life here, but that cold weather is annoying.
08:34Oh, yeah.
08:35It can't be a pirate Caribbean in that cold-ass water.
08:38You could have, obviously, a primary role in my company, which was our original plan.
08:46And I'm certain we could get Johnny work there as well.
08:50You wouldn't have to pay rent, and you could both have a very bright future.
08:55Oh, nice.
08:56Johnny is like, girl, you didn't tell me she was offering you some money and financial stability
09:03now.
09:04The income would be good.
09:05But he would have to depend on mom for who knows how long.
09:09And she's the type, I think, that holds it over their head.
09:11You have a point there that I had not thought about.
09:14Mm-hmm.
09:15I was almost sold on the proposal.
09:16I was like, can I get the guy?
09:17You would have jumped in.
09:18I was like, everything free?
09:19Free?
09:20That's all you heard was free and don't have to do a whole lot.
09:24Mom Dukes came in and said, hey, you don't got to worry about nothing.
09:28I got you.
09:29She came in like the godfather in one of them mob movies.
09:32I got you, Junior.
09:34Take care of you.
09:35You gonna take my offer?
09:37Hey.
09:38In the end of the day, this is my home.
09:41This is my place.
09:42And I have to show you that I can provide for her.
09:46Oh, gosh.
09:47He said, I'm a pirate.
09:49Corporate life's not meant for me.
09:51He wants to stay because he's got it good on his job.
09:54Yeah.
09:55He's got ladies at work and a lady at home.
09:57He's looking for what is good for Johnny.
10:00He needs to think what is good for myself and Khloe.
10:05I think Johnny definitely sees how much money Khloe spends versus how much money she earns.
10:13And Khloe being cut off financially, you know, I think he's going to feel it.
10:18Yo, I'll tell you this.
10:19You could adopt us, you know, and you take the kids when you want to babysit.
10:24I want to love you.
10:25And give us the money, pay our mortgage and all of that stuff.
10:28Nobody want to adopt us.
10:30I moved out at 19.
10:32I moved out pretty quick because I wanted to be on my own.
10:35I wanted to do my own thing and make my own way.
10:37I felt the same way.
10:38Like, I bought my own first car and I felt proud of it forever.
10:41Yeah, but you did it on your own.
10:43It tastes better.
10:44I mean, I sometimes superficially say, oh, that'd be nice, but I think it's better to work for your own things.
10:49Yeah, why don't you do that now?
10:50Because that's what I got you now.
10:52Not why Mary.
10:53I'd be single at that point.
10:56Why do they scream?
10:58Alley, alley, alley, alley, alley.
11:01Alley, alley, alley, alley, alley, alley.
11:03Alley, alley, alley, alley, alley.
11:05Annie will not be a good goat.
11:06I'm a beast goat.
11:08Annie, more crafts for you.
11:11I came in skipping it with my basket.
11:13Yay!
11:14I know you love to do these.
11:16We need, I think, another centerpiece for the table for Thanksgiving.
11:19So we're going to decorate.
11:20You're going to help me while we watch, okay?
11:22Didn't you already have one?
11:23We need another one that was like on the other corner, I think is missing something.
11:26So this will look good.
11:27You always do that.
11:28There's always something missing.
11:30Well, just enjoy and have fun.
11:32Happy fall.
11:39Where we at?
11:41I look like the farm.
11:43Yup, we're back in La France with La Goat.
11:46With La Goat?
11:47La Goat cheese.
11:48Look, he making out with himself.
11:50They look like him.
11:52Ew, gross.
11:55Let me kiss this goat on the mouth after it just licked its ass.
11:59France.
12:00Fromage.
12:01We're back to the goat farm.
12:02Look at them.
12:03Come here, Mr. Cheesy.
12:06Is this yours?
12:07Okay.
12:12Wow, he is having the time of his life.
12:14Oh my gosh.
12:17Hey, he's learning his French.
12:19Why do they scream?
12:28Ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale.
12:32Why you don't move?
12:34Ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale.
12:36Annie will not be a good goat.
12:38I'm a beast goat.
12:39What the ?
12:40Oh, my Lord Jesus Christ.
12:42Oh, my gosh, Santa Maria.
12:44It looks like us when we were in the heels trying to walk.
12:47Oh, that one time.
12:48One time?
12:50I don't know if those shoes are expensive or not,
12:52but I know they don't belong at a farm,
12:53and neither does that purse.
12:55And neither does that dress.
12:56And neither does that woman.
12:58I don't even know how y'all walk in those things.
13:02What about these?
13:03You can clean the floor at the same time.
13:05That's just plain lazy.
13:06And guess what?
13:07No, it's not lazy.
13:08You can take it off and throw it in a washing machine.
13:11So I'm very industrious.
13:14Sup?
13:15So this is what's going on?
13:16We're going to farm all day?
13:18No.
13:18That's what you call a nice copole experience?
13:21Calm down.
13:22Oh, my God, lady.
13:23Jeez.
13:25How'd you like to do this, Manone?
13:27Would you like to do this?
13:28Would this thrill you?
13:29It sounds selfish, but I get it.
13:31I get it, girl.
13:32She's like, this is not my job.
13:34I'm not a farmer.
13:35I'm not getting paid.
13:36On our one child-free day, you take me to a goat farm?
13:41How dare you?
13:42I mean, I feel her.
13:43I feel her.
13:44I'm sorry.
13:45You left me for, like, some fricking .
13:48I was there to learn.
13:49No, that's not cool, bro.
13:50Not cool.
13:51Oh, my gosh.
13:52Not cool.
13:52Yeah, Manone, but you ma, because he left you for the goat.
13:55But you want to eat the cheese?
13:57Hmm, ma.
13:58That's right, Manone.
13:59Right now, you're acting very bad,
14:02because you want to eat the cheese.
14:04Wow.
14:06Oh, yes.
14:07OK, the good part, finally.
14:08Oh.
14:08Yeah.
14:09Happy.
14:10I don't even want to eat the cheese now.
14:12After smelling the goats and being around them,
14:14I don't want to eat the cheese.
14:15Yeah.
14:16It's like seeing how hot dogs are made.
14:18I don't even want the hot dog anymore.
14:19See, the day isn't so bad after all, is it, Now Manone?
14:23Oh, that looks good.
14:24That's not too bad.
14:25Turn it around.
14:26Let me see.
14:27Let me get a good 360-degree view.
14:29Looking good.
14:30I like it.
14:30There you go.
14:31I think it's going to be the best-looking ornament out there.
14:33OK, this is our new baby.
14:35Pumpkin head.
14:38You can see it now, yeah?
14:39See what?
14:41This?
14:41I mean, not like on this scale of, like,
14:44130 goats.
14:45You mean making?
14:4580,000 cheese.
14:46You mean making and doing?
14:48I see myself eating the cheese.
14:50Oh, he wanna make cheese and he um.
14:52She like goat cheese, bro.
14:54She don't like making it.
14:56She don't want to smell an animal.
14:58She just wants straight cheese.
14:59That's it.
15:00She's like, I already know what you're thinking.
15:04Don't even fix your lips to say it.
15:06It's not happening.
15:08She's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
15:10I don't know what to do anymore with you, Antonio.
15:13Maybe we just cannot communicate with each other.
15:18He needs to work on a goat farm.
15:19Don't bring the goat farm home.
15:21Yeah, exactly.
15:22True.
15:22With the ba!
15:23You got this, Manon and Anthony.
15:28You will get a cheese.
15:30Relax, I don't think in problem now, girl.
15:32That's right.
15:33But if you constipated, Manon, blame Anthony from that cheese.
15:37Where are we?
15:38Looks like Mochi.
15:39I'm guessing somewhere South America.
15:40Damn, there's a whole bunch of dogs just walking around.
15:41In my country, too, they have, they live everywhere and people give them food.
15:42Look at Madeleine.
15:43Let's see how this is gonna go.
15:44The conversation with Brian made me question my future with Madeleine.
15:49But I love her and I don't want a life without her in it.
15:54Is he buying her something again?
15:55Oh, boy.
15:56He's head over heels infatuated.
15:57Yeah.
15:58What's he have in this box he has a gift for her?
16:01Is he getting in the box or something?
16:02If he really loved her, he should get her a dryer.
16:05That is the way to a Colombian woman.
16:07I love her.
16:08I love her.
16:09I love her.
16:10I love her.
16:11I love her.
16:12I love her.
16:13I love her.
16:14I love her.
16:15I love her.
16:16I love her.
16:17I love her.
16:18I love her.
16:19I love her.
16:20If he really loved her, he should get her a dryer.
16:22That is the way to a Colombian woman's heart.
16:25A dryer.
16:26Because she doesn't have to put up all her clothes or anything.
16:28One hour, everything's done.
16:30Get her a dryer, boy.
16:31I have your boxers.
16:34And I have your new dog.
16:38Look at this.
16:42A puppy.
16:43Oh, my gosh.
16:45That's good.
16:46Oh, so cute.
16:47I love it.
16:48What?
16:49Oh, my gosh.
16:50That is adorable.
16:51It looks like an Ewok.
16:53Aww.
16:54Aww.
16:55What's cute?
16:56That'll keep her occupied for a couple months.
16:59I had to move some money around.
17:01It was $2,000.
17:03Is this a good use of money?
17:05I don't know.
17:06$2,000.
17:07$2,000?
17:08Luke is kissing that ass, yo.
17:11Being materialistic don't last long in a relationship.
17:15You have to build your relationship on trust and love.
17:17A lot of men like that woman.
17:19He is buying his way back into her heart.
17:23Which only lasts so long.
17:25Yeah.
17:26Once the high wears off from it all.
17:28Mm-hmm.
17:29Oh, it's Mochi.
17:32Mochi.
17:33Now, Mochi is a rescue.
17:36Mutt.
17:37Look, Mochi.
17:38Look at that dog.
17:39She's cute.
17:40But ain't got nothing on you.
17:42Mm.
17:43That's right.
17:44So, it looks like Chewbacca.
17:46So, I think we should call him Chewy.
17:48I know which one.
17:50Huh?
17:51Cairo.
17:52Cairo, the signification is the time of God is perfect.
17:56She's got to name it, obviously.
17:58Yeah.
17:59And she's so young.
18:00She's probably like, who the hell is Chewbacca?
18:02It's like 19.
18:04Look, Mochi.
18:06Mochi's watching TV.
18:07Yep, Mochi.
18:08Yeah, look at Mochi.
18:09That's my special dog, Mochi.
18:10Mochi.
18:11Show us who the bad guy is.
18:12Get Mochi.
18:13Get Mochi.
18:14The puppy looks like a little teddy bear.
18:15You can name it Cub.
18:17You name it Cub.
18:18That's you.
18:19I love it.
18:20Pebble.
18:21I like little pebbles.
18:22Pebbles.
18:23It doesn't look like a pebble.
18:24What does a pebble look like?
18:25It doesn't...
18:26It's a stone.
18:27A little pebble.
18:28It has little pebbles looking things.
18:29That puppy was so expensive.
18:31But this is not about the money.
18:34My love language is take care of me and service to me.
18:38That's not how love language goes.
18:40Wait, this is not about the money.
18:42I know.
18:43But you gotta take care of me with money.
18:45So, what's our love language?
18:47Mine's cooking for you.
18:49Yeah, that's true.
18:50Cocktails with a...
18:52Wait am I...
18:53That's my love language.
18:54My love language says,
18:56Hey, get these kids out of my damn bed.
18:58So I can sleep in peace and they'll get kicked in my back.
19:01Kick in my butt.
19:02That's love language.
19:03So I can be next to you, but you want them in the bed.
19:06At the end of the day, I just want to move on.
19:09That's it.
19:10You know the only reason I don't want to be mad at you?
19:13Why?
19:14For Kylo.
19:16I don't want to be mad at Dad because he gave me two.
19:20That works.
19:21I'll take it.
19:22I'm not going to be mad at Dad.
19:23I don't want to be mad at you for the sake of the puppy.
19:26I'll take it.
19:27There you go.
19:28Alright. Progress.
19:29This is one of the very few times you've seen her really happy.
19:32Probably the only one.
19:33Now we know what makes her happy.
19:34I guess a puppy.
19:35Yeah.
19:36Give them a year.
19:37They're going to have 12 dogs.
19:38Yeah, that's true.
19:39I don't like the fact that I'm leaving, and I'm leaving you here.
19:42You've made a decision to stay here with no financial support.
19:45She is going to be back home quicker than you think, Mama,
19:49because you see these roots?
19:51They're coming out.
19:52She's got to get that hair done soon.
19:54Look what I bring.
19:56Mmm.
19:57Some hot chocolate.
19:59Oh, yeah.
20:00You know, it's full.
20:02Everything has to be comfy and warm.
20:04I can make you a whipped cream thong and lick it off everywhere.
20:09I'll take that one.
20:11It's on my side.
20:12Put marshmallows.
20:13Oh, that's what you're preparing in America?
20:15Yeah.
20:16This time I'm doing mine.
20:17You do yours.
20:18Do what you want.
20:19Then I'll do this.
20:22Right?
20:23I don't prepare my cue.
20:24I want my cue.
20:25I can't do that.
20:27I don't call me nothing.
20:29I got you.
20:30Don't worry about it.
20:34We are here.
20:38Yay!
20:39Aruba!
20:40We are back on the beaches of Aruba.
20:42Family beach day.
20:43Boop, boop.
20:44Johnny, Chloe, and Mom.
20:47Maybe a beach day will be nice.
20:49You know, chill out, have a couple of drinks.
20:52Let's see if it goes that way.
20:53That's what they need, I think.
20:54I think my mom's offer of Jonathan and me both moving to work
20:59with the company would have sounded great,
21:01but it's important to us to build something together
21:05and kind of create our own life in the future.
21:08You can create your own life and keep the family business going
21:12and with your man and live good.
21:15You're going to be making more money working for your family
21:18than Jonathan makes now working on the pirate ship.
21:20Yeah, what he does is kind of like a playboy job.
21:23Yeah.
21:24Or nowadays they call it an F-boy job.
21:27Yeah, you do.
21:28You know, I don't like that word.
21:30Are you putting on more whipped cream?
21:33I love cream. That's super good.
21:35I want to hide it from the kid.
21:37They want to eat it.
21:38Better hide it from Bryson.
21:40Yeah, Bryson, ask me already.
21:42Yeah, honey.
21:43Acuna Patata.
21:44Two pina coladas.
21:45Two pina coladas, please.
21:47It's like the heaviest car that ever held in the room.
21:49It doesn't melt.
21:50It's metal.
21:51Wow.
21:52Watch.
21:53That means there's some money in that card.
21:55Mm-hmm.
21:56Okay, when you...
21:57Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
21:58There's some money in there.
21:59That's how much money she got.
22:00It's heavy.
22:02I have not had a metal card.
22:03Have you?
22:04I didn't know they existed, to be honest.
22:06Why would you be worried if they burned?
22:07The plastic ones, I've never had one burn in my wallet.
22:11Well, you burned through a card.
22:12I know that much.
22:14That I have.
22:15Yes, you have.
22:17I don't like the fact that I'm leaving,
22:19and I'm leaving you here.
22:20Like, you've made a decision to stay here,
22:23and with no financial support,
22:25I just think Boston would be a better place for both of you.
22:29Mom has every right to be super concerned.
22:31I would be concerned.
22:32She is gonna be back home quicker than you think, Mama,
22:36because you see these roots?
22:38They're coming out.
22:39She's gonna get that hair done soon.
22:41She'll be back.
22:42Don't worry about it.
22:43I mean, going to the States would also be a lot harder.
22:46The processes are much longer and much harder.
22:49Me and Jonathan would have to do, like, long distance for a long time.
22:53And Jonathan and I will not last long distance.
22:56We won't. I've told you this. We just won't.
22:58Well, then it's not gonna be love, you know?
23:00All right.
23:01If you can't work at a long distance, if you know it's not gonna work, then why?
23:04Why bother now, you know?
23:06Exactly.
23:07The reason, like, long distance won't work for them
23:10actually probably isn't Johnny's problem.
23:12It's Chloe's problem because she's jealous.
23:15But a lot of times it's not even just about whether you're testing your relationship,
23:18if you can make it or not.
23:20It's just you want to be together, period.
23:23We last. We did long distance.
23:25If your relationship is meant to be and you really want it to work,
23:28you're gonna make it happen.
23:30If not, you'll be out there playing around with people.
23:32At the very beginning, I thought everything was fine.
23:35And then all of a sudden, he's like,
23:38I'm going to Miami for a boys trip.
23:40Then I found out on social media that he was with a girl for her birthday.
23:46Oh!
23:49Oh, that's, that's, there's no such thing as a Miami boys trip.
23:53That's automatically a cheating trip.
23:55Yeah, that's a cheating trip.
23:57That's why he went there.
23:59He went to Florida to go see another girl.
24:01He brought her there for her birthday.
24:03Yeah.
24:04So she was from here?
24:05She was from here.
24:06Yeah.
24:07Oh, you're taking bitches on vacation.
24:08Oh, no.
24:09To the U.S.
24:10Hmm.
24:14Talk about pirates in the Caribbean.
24:16Johnny out there burying his treasure in another woman.
24:19I don't have a positive outlook on where this is going.
24:24But, you know, for your sake, I really hope it doesn't backfire.
24:29You never tell your mom or your family or your friends that your man cheated unless you're ready to leave them.
24:37Forever.
24:38When you're ready to leave, then you tell them because they're like, yeah, him.
24:42You can do better.
24:43But if you're going to stay with him, you got to kind of keep it under wraps.
24:46Ever if you're going to forgive him.
24:47Yes.
24:48You got to keep it to yourself.
24:49He should have never went to go get those drinks.
24:53Really?
24:54That was a bad...
24:55Bad decision.
24:57How I couldn't take the little or the bigger suitcase with this.
25:01Like, I am the woman.
25:03I need to be straight like a queen.
25:05Yeah, my side is small too.
25:07She got chicken wings.
25:08Yeah, me too.
25:09Just throw some hot sauce on those chicken wings.
25:13What is the biggest gift that you've gotten?
25:15Like...
25:16The biggest I'm sorry gift.
25:17Biggest I'm sorry gift was Trixie.
25:21And she was $3,500.
25:23On a payment plan.
25:24Yes, but the guy who got me, Trixie, her daddy, he cheated on me.
25:30And then got arrested, went to jail, and I helped him out while in jail.
25:34So then when he got out, he was like, oopsie, and I got Trixie.
25:39That was a good gift.
25:40It was.
25:41It lasted 15 years.
25:42It was a nice apology.
25:49Where are we now?
25:50I hear Spanish music.
25:52Back to South America.
25:54Yep.
25:55Columbia.
25:57Is this India?
25:59It looks like Mexico.
26:00It does.
26:01A lot.
26:02Oh.
26:03Oh, Columbia.
26:06Are you ready to go do what that thing?
26:08Can you pop the trunk?
26:11Two more, baby.
26:12Come on, baby.
26:13She kissed that dog more than she kissed Luke.
26:15Yeah.
26:17Real.
26:19Oh, look at it.
26:20He has the diaper bag and all the toys.
26:23Oh.
26:24Oh, new parents.
26:25Yeah.
26:26What kind of bed they got for those dogs?
26:28God.
26:29Too much expensive, unnecessary stuff.
26:31See, Moji just sleeps on a towel.
26:33No.
26:34Are you guys ready for three hours of dry?
26:38Can you help me?
26:39Put this on this hanger.
26:40No, do it.
26:42You're ridiculous.
26:43She's like, I have the dogs in my hands.
26:45You have two arms.
26:46You can do it.
26:47That's a deal breaker right there.
26:49He's carrying all her clothes.
26:51I always load the car.
26:52You know why?
26:53Because I'm a better loader than you.
26:54I even like to stock the freezer.
26:56Because I know how to stock the freezer better than you.
26:58And you just throw everything.
27:00Yeah, you fix it better.
27:01Yeah.
27:02You know why?
27:03Because I used to work in the supermarket.
27:07Do you know what I think?
27:09Yeah.
27:10That dogs are a very good sense of character.
27:14Okay, now is not the time to be making jokes.
27:17I don't think she's a joking kind of woman.
27:19Mm-mm.
27:20Are you surprised the dog did not heal everything?
27:22I am.
27:23I thought it was going to be better for a longer period.
27:25Ten minutes tops it was.
27:26Ten minutes tops.
27:27I don't know.
27:28I don't even feel comfortable with a dog sitting on my lap while I'm dropping.
27:31Me either.
27:32A lot of people do that.
27:33But I feel it's dangerous because a dog can fall in there.
27:36And you can have an accident.
27:38Oh.
27:39Oh.
27:40She always loves me more.
27:41So you want to go with your mama?
27:44And Kyra gonna have to love me more, too.
27:49You barely take care of her.
27:52Do not tell her that.
27:53Uh-oh.
27:54Here we go.
27:55Oh, my God.
27:56Here we go.
27:57Oh, my God.
27:58Here we go.
27:59If he just didn't talk ever, I think that they would have a great relationship.
28:01That's like most men.
28:02If most men just never talked.
28:03You never help.
28:04I always do everything.
28:06Oh, why you don't say that to yourself?
28:09You leave your boxers in the floor smiling like a .
28:18Oh, she said you got boxers, Luke.
28:20You better be quiet before she aired your business out.
28:23She aired them boxers out.
28:25Mm-hmm.
28:27Look this.
28:28How I couldn't take the litter or the bigger suitcase with this.
28:32Like, I am the woman.
28:33I need to be trained like a queen.
28:36She's a dainty girl.
28:37She's not made to carry luggage.
28:39That's your job, Luke.
28:40Buy the dogs.
28:41Carry the luggage.
28:42Very easy.
28:43Yeah, you see these nails?
28:45You knew she wasn't doing any manual labor.
28:48Please.
28:49She's not helping with .
28:51Yeah, my side is more too.
28:53She got chicken wings.
28:54Yeah, me too.
28:55Just throw some hot sauce on those chicken wings.
28:57I don't have a strong arm either.
28:59Annie, your arms are stronger than hers.
29:01I get her though.
29:02I carry more stuff into the car and it's like, uh, hello, help.
29:06And you have no words because you know I'm saying the truth.
29:09Really?
29:10Yeah, really.
29:11Really?
29:12Yeah.
29:16You want me to do everything.
29:17I do the work.
29:18I pay the bills.
29:19I do this.
29:20I cook.
29:21I clean.
29:22I do like, oh, oh, oh, Luke.
29:24Luke finally grew up here.
29:26He got puppy power.
29:28Only thing I do is just look, you argue with her, you just put the dog up like this.
29:32At least if you can't contribute, treat him with a little respect.
29:37Agreed.
29:38I think I like give you a pretty good life and...
29:41You think you give me pretty good life?
29:43You think I already don't have a pretty good life?
29:48No.
29:49Look at her, look at her.
29:50That's why she don't even believe it.
29:51She's like, you think my life isn't good already?
29:56Girl, you better keep your eyes on the road.
29:58Well, if she can pay all of her bills, why isn't she doing it?
30:00Well, she's saying it because if she's going to be with the man, it's going to cost him.
30:03And he has to pay.
30:04He has to be the provider.
30:05Maybe her philosophy isn't so bad.
30:07It kind of is your philosophy, my friend.
30:10You know this tunnel that they're in right here?
30:12Yes.
30:13It's eight miles long.
30:14Oh, wow.
30:15It's like...
30:16What should I do with that knowledge?
30:17I'm just letting you know it's the...
30:18What do you want me to do?
30:19It's the longest...
30:20Thank you for telling me.
30:21Wow.
30:22It's the longest tunnel in like all of Columbia.
30:23That's so cool.
30:24It's like 15 miles.
30:25That's...
30:26Oh, that's cool.
30:27Thanks for the fun fact.
30:30You never made me happy.
30:31Exactly.
30:32So like, what are we doing here?
30:33Never.
30:34Shut up.
30:37Okay.
30:38Drop me off.
30:39Drop me off.
30:40That's what I said.
30:41Drop me off.
30:42I'll take...
30:43I'll take a taxi home.
30:44I bet he feels so stupid.
30:45Giving that dog up for two grand just to be going through this again?
30:49Man, you better take that dog back and get your money, bro.
30:52Respect goes both ways.
30:53No me importa.
30:54I'm saying you need to...
30:55You're gonna broke up this relationship.
30:59you.
31:01Oh, man.
31:02How long did you say the tunnel was?
31:04It's the tunnel.
31:05Oh, boy.
31:06It's 15 or 8 kilometer miles.
31:08Something or other.
31:09I get pissed off every time I'm in that tunnel because it's so claustrophobic.
31:12Like cabin fever.
31:13And I'm like, yes, it's making it worse.
31:16I blame the tunnel.
31:17It's not your fault, girl.
31:18It's the tunnel.
31:19This is the third day of coffee and business is okay.
31:23It's not done.
31:24Your tone says bad.
31:26Your tone, your face.
31:27They gotta start selling that Jenny spaghetti.
31:29Okay.
31:30Here's the deal, Julian.
31:32We're gonna paint our favorite animal.
31:35You're gonna paint Mochi, the pup, and I'm going to paint Biscuit.
31:41I'm gonna help you.
31:42I want you to look at the shape and see what shape do you see in there.
31:46You know I'm not a good painter at all.
31:48Okay.
31:49Doesn't Mochi's head kind of look like a potato?
31:51Yeah.
31:52So I want you to paint a potato shape.
31:55I never got artist genes.
31:57Well, you're getting it now, honey buns.
32:00It's not as difficult as you think once you let your brain free from captivity.
32:07I'm trying my best.
32:11All right.
32:12Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
32:13We are in India.
32:14Definitely India.
32:15Back in the restaurant.
32:17Guinness the moon.
32:21This is the third day of coffee and business is okay.
32:26It's not done.
32:27Your tone says bad.
32:29Your tone, your face tells me everything.
32:31Oh, here's Mr. Positivity's coming in.
32:33They gotta start selling that Jenny spaghetti.
32:38I heard about Sumit's Cafe from some of his friends that he opened it.
32:43And he didn't invite me in the inauguration.
32:45I don't know why.
32:46Uh-oh.
32:47I wonder what was up with that.
32:49Oh.
32:50Because there weren't any bad vibes.
32:51Well, and plus you didn't give him the greater deal as he thought he should get on your used equipment.
32:56Meaning free.
32:57Mm-hmm.
32:58Come outside.
32:59I want to talk to you.
33:00Go have a coffee.
33:01How much is it?
33:0270 for the small and 90 for the big.
33:05It's too much.
33:0782 cents and a dollar something.
33:09Wow, that seems like a bargain.
33:11It's too much?
33:12What you talking about is too much?
33:14That's a good deal, mister.
33:16If you can't afford it, don't come to my cafe telling me it's too expensive.
33:20Just charge him extra just because she don't like him anyway.
33:23Sir, it's on me, okay?
33:25It's very expensive, though.
33:26It's on me.
33:27Oh, so now we're giving away free , huh, Jenny?
33:30Mm-hmm.
33:31It is the small, but...
33:32I know, really.
33:33She ain't gonna give him the big one.
33:35Do you give tips?
33:37No, I will not.
33:39So you're gonna back...
33:41That's right.
33:42He don't tip?
33:43What a cheapskate.
33:45I like a generous guy, but in the right way.
33:48Do you think you will survive here?
33:52You don't have chefs.
33:53Your parents are cooking food.
33:55Who does that?
33:56It's called the Family Cafe.
33:58For a reason.
33:59Homeboy, listen.
34:00You need to take a chill pill, okay?
34:02Because that's my parents.
34:04They've been cooking since I was a little guy, and it tastes great.
34:07So those have been my chefs my whole entire life.
34:10More older people cook better because my grandma was cooking better than me.
34:14All those students who are living away from their house, I want them to eat something
34:19and think about like they are still with their family.
34:22That's right.
34:23Businessman, too.
34:24Businessman.
34:25Go, Samantha.
34:26Defend your business.
34:27That's right, Samantha.
34:28Defend your goal.
34:29Say, this is my damn restaurant.
34:30If you don't like it, get to stepping.
34:32You theme a place, and if it is a family cafe, you want the old lady to cook, because
34:37she cooks the best.
34:38Well, three out of four of them here are senior citizens.
34:41So the food's probably good.
34:43And look, what he's ordering is coffee.
34:46Of one customer.
34:48Yeah, but there's hardly any customer over there.
34:51Maybe after hearing the price, he will go away.
34:53No.
34:54No, after he would have said that out, he just took his coffee and poured it out.
34:58It's like, get off these premises with your negativity, Rohit.
35:03Exactly.
35:04Don't let him come over next time.
35:05Banned him.
35:06Give him a criminal trespass warning.
35:07I really feel pressure because I want to prove him wrong and show him that we can be successful.
35:14I need to make this cafe work.
35:17I believe in Samit and Jenny and the Family Cafe.
35:20I think if they just keep on marketing and just letting out that positive energy, the business
35:26will come.
35:27Okay, Julian, it's time to show our masterpieces on the count of three.
35:32One, two, three.
35:40Yours looks like a spider.
35:43Even though it's hideous, I'm a little proud of it.
35:46It's kind of growing on me.
35:47Yeah.
35:48Let's put him in the art studio.
35:50That's your first endeavor.
35:52Next time on 90 Day Fiance, The Other Way.
35:55Next time on.
35:57Nah, stupid.
35:58I don't know if I'm nervous for Manon to see me as a mime or to improvise for strangers.
36:04He went all the way to France to be a street performer?
36:08You could have did that in New York City.
36:10He would make a good mime.
36:12Yeah.
36:13I think it's adorable.
36:15What the ?
36:16Antoni, what the heck?
36:18What are you doing?
36:19What is wrong with you?
36:20That is such a turn off though.
36:25What am I married to a clown?
36:26That's so...
36:27Monica.
36:28You can never have sex again.
36:30You gonna pay for that?
36:31Who pay you for that?
36:32Who pay for that ?
36:33I ain't gonna pay you no money for that.
36:35That's whack.
36:36Welcome to the great outdoors.
36:38I love it.
36:39Really?
36:40It's so different from being in the city.
36:44That's mom.
36:45Hi, mom.
36:46What the frick, mom?
36:47Why are you calling during their camping trip?
36:49She said mom could call anytime.
36:52But that doesn't really mean anytime.
36:54She gonna call when you guys having sex.
36:56Like, whoa, what are you guys doing?
36:57Oh, we're here having sex.
36:58This door.
36:59Oh, we're here having sex.
37:04I have been feeling shifts in my relationship with Matthew
37:07in the past six months.
37:09Shifts?
37:10Oh, is that a bad thing?
37:12Oh.
37:13Oh, looky there.
37:14It's Gretta mashin' taters.
37:16Damn, him beating that out of them potatoes in that pot.
37:18You gonna scratch that pot, girl.
37:19You don't do that with that.
37:20Honey, I'm home.
37:23Hey.
37:24What's for the tears?
37:25Oh, no.
37:26Why is she crying?
37:28Was that the onions?
37:29Could you imagine coming home from a long day at work,
37:30and your girlfriend's like crying?
37:32Hey.
37:33God, I hate my life.
37:34She's cooking the vegan food.
37:37Since I've arrived, all we've done is fight.
37:40I have doubt in my mind whether or not
37:43I'm the right person for you.
37:45Since you arrived?
37:46Since you've been in a relationship?
37:48A little late to the game.
37:49A little late to the game, Luke.
37:51We don't make each other happy.
37:53What are we doing here?
37:54It looked like she wearing that dog on her body.
37:57That coat looked like it was made out of that dog.
37:59I'll tell you this.
38:00I'm ready for next week.
38:01I want to see my man in the street like this.
38:03Look.
38:07You kidding me?
38:08Oh.
38:09Jeez.
38:10This episode was so good.
38:11Next week is going to take so long to get here
38:12because I want to know what's happening now.
38:13I know.
38:14Well, me too.
38:15But I'm excited for Thanksgiving this week, aren't you?
38:16Oh, yes.
38:17The food and all.
38:18Oh, we have to finish those pies.
38:19Actually, let's go fill them up.
38:20Come on.
38:21Yeah, have fun.
38:22Let's go.
38:23All right.
38:24Jeez, you lazy.
38:25I definitely want goats after watching Manon at the goat farm.
38:29And I saw the possibilities.
38:31We can do a goat yoga class or something.
38:33No, I ain't doing goat yoga.
38:35Let's paint with goats.
38:37Let's paint with mini dockies.
38:39Okay.
38:40Let's have a cheese and wine tasting with alpacas.
38:45Oh, gosh, Lee.
38:46Everything could happen.
38:48Everything.
38:53I don't know.
38:54I don't know.
38:55I don't know.
38:57Gabe, are you coming or what?
38:59I'm stuck in a box.
39:00I'm stuck in a box.
39:02Oh, this looks good.
39:03Bring in the pie filling.
39:05Here it is.
39:06I got it.
39:07This is going to be so tasty.
39:08This pumpkin recipe that I got.
39:10Well, I can't wait to try this.
39:11It looks good.
39:12It looks good.
39:13I can smell it.
39:14I know.
39:15Well, it's been in the oven.
39:16It'll be 40 minutes and then we'll come back and get it.
39:20Do I get to eat it in 40 minutes?
39:21No.
39:22This isn't for tonight.
39:23Oh, I have to wait till tomorrow.
39:25Oh, wow.
39:26It's such a process.
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