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00:00Previously on Southern Charm.
00:13What's up?
00:14We're just trying to get some sun before Madison's baby shower.
00:18As Austin was busy rebuilding his friendship with Craig,
00:21Vanita torched hers.
00:23What's your response to Vanita saying she's on Paige's side
00:27in your breakup?
00:28I won't be associated with her.
00:30I mean, like, I can see both sides, right?
00:32He probably expected all of our friends to have his back.
00:35Meanwhile, Craig was navigating life in the single lane.
00:39You should date around.
00:40I'm 37 years old, so I'm like, did I age out of, like...
00:43No, talk to your buddy, chef.
00:46He's got promise!
00:48And when we all got together for my baby shower...
00:51Frankie!
00:52You look nice!
00:53Frankie, you do, too.
00:54Isn't this crazy? I'm out of breath.
00:56So when I come over to your house tonight...
00:57Molly got so caught up in a new crush, she ditched her concert.
01:02I feel bad I let them down.
01:04They're never gonna let me back in.
01:06They're gonna be so mad.
01:08Hey, Craig.
01:09And Sally got so caught up in Craig...
01:12Whitney's having an after party.
01:13She tried to play peacemaker.
01:15We're going to Whitney's.
01:16Do you want to come with us?
01:17No.
01:18No.
01:19I'm ready for you, Todd to Craig.
01:20I'm not!
01:21I'm out.
01:22That is so rude.
01:23Mm-hmm.
01:24The kids go home gone!
01:25Mm-hmm.
01:26I'm trying to take you surfing.
01:39You try to eat the board.
01:42Oh, hi.
01:43Let me give you a little more fresh water.
01:45Don't try and escape while I'm doing this.
01:48Don't you do it.
01:50You already went on a nice little vacation.
01:54Whitney, there's a big package.
01:56Could you please bring it in?
01:58It's heavy, whatever it is.
01:59It's a candle.
02:04I just thought it was kinda cool.
02:07Jesus Christ.
02:12You're dirty.
02:13What is happening?
02:15Oh, yeah, you like that now.
02:18Good boy.
02:19See?
02:20All clean.
02:21Okay, one clean puppy.
02:24You want to FaceTime your auntie, Vanita?
02:26And show her how clean you are?
02:33I'm a thousand percent not ready for a FaceTime call.
02:35with you.
02:37What's wrong?
02:38So, like, well, I feel like certain things were just, like, very, um,
02:48at the baby shower.
02:49What?
02:50I left the party because I was about to cry.
02:53I know.
02:54I'm sorry.
02:55Mm-hmm.
02:56I just got really excited, and I ran with it.
02:58Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:00I love Sally with every fiber of my being.
03:03But so help me God, she centers men in a way that I don't understand.
03:08I love Vanita, but the issues between her and Craig, and now I'm kind of just in the middle, and I'm trying to navigate that, and it's really freaking hard.
03:17Anyways, so, party.
03:20Party?
03:21It's my singles party.
03:23It's Friday.
03:24Oh, God.
03:25I have a task for you.
03:26I'm listening.
03:28I'm listening.
03:29I want you to help me pick out the decorations.
03:32Got it.
03:33Okay, so give me, like, the theme is...
03:35Sally sells singles by the seashore.
03:38So we want, like, beach?
03:40Beach themes.
03:41Like, I want it to be, like, frat boy vibes, but, like, also just, like, not that trashy.
03:46Cute.
03:47Cute.
03:48Because I would like to meet someone that's super single and super cute.
03:52Okay.
03:53I don't want to stay single forever.
03:55I'm trying to not have sex with just anyone.
03:58I've only slept with one person since Andrew.
04:01Wait, who else coming?
04:03I don't know.
04:04I haven't invited anyone yet.
04:05Okay.
04:06But I need hot men.
04:08I know that my actions and words can make people think I'm not ready to settle down.
04:13Even my therapist has said, like, you know, you want to be a wife?
04:16Act like a wife.
04:17I'm like, what the would I act like a wife when I'm not a wife?
04:21I wish my hot-ass pool man would come.
04:23Did you invite him?
04:24I did, but I didn't follow up.
04:26I don't know.
04:27I'm just having fun until I find that guy.
04:29Follow up!
04:30The man already knows how you live.
04:31It makes it easy.
04:32What am I going to do?
04:33Find my husband in my kitchen cooking dinner and baking coffee cakes all day?
04:37No.
04:38I have too many crushes going on right now.
04:40I'm going to focus on just four of them.
04:45I'm just kidding.
04:46I'm kidding.
04:47I'm kidding.
04:48I'm kidding.
04:49I'm kidding.
04:50You look kind of crazy.
04:52I feel weird.
04:54It was just a long night.
04:57Oh, yeah?
04:58You had some fun?
04:59Yeah.
05:02I hate being hungover.
05:04You know, it was a good time, but I'm not used to not feeling 100% anymore.
05:09I've never had a healthy relationship with alcohol single, I guess.
05:16Damn it.
05:17That stupid door.
05:19Craig, are you drunk?
05:21You said, I'm taking the van.
05:22I'm taking the van to the house.
05:23You're bitching about his shit.
05:24I don't want to get on a plane.
05:25I'm taking a plane.
05:26Craig, are you drunk?
05:27Seriously, move on with your life and stop bringing me into this.
05:34It's crazy.
05:35Craig?
05:36Craig?
05:37Craig?
05:38Craig is hammered.
05:39Yeah, he is hammered.
05:40It's something that I've never thought I'd had to deal with.
05:43However, now I'm by myself and kind of sad.
05:49I mean, how do I form a connection that doesn't include going out, you know, to the bars?
05:55Calendar-wise, coming up, you'll be at the store on Sunday for Mother's Day.
05:58And then we go to New York for the Better Home and Garden Awards.
06:01We get back at 10 and then drive an hour and a half to the warehouse.
06:05Really?
06:06Yeah.
06:07And then the next week we're in Palm Beach at a home show.
06:08And then Aspen Wine and Food.
06:10Holy crap.
06:11These turnarounds are killing me.
06:13I mean, you do it yourself.
06:15I know.
06:16It's an intense schedule.
06:18It's just because, like, when I'm working is the only time that my mind is quiet now.
06:23Yeah.
06:24Jack is like a general contractor, but for my life.
06:28Like, before I was like, if I have an extra day, I'm gonna fly to New York.
06:32You'd go to New York and hang out with Paige and then I would be here waiting for you.
06:35Yeah.
06:36He has been with me every step of the way through this breakup.
06:39I'll always be grateful I didn't lose you when I hit my bottom.
06:42And I don't plan on going back there.
06:44Yeah.
06:45But just know if I ever need to leave in the middle of the night with the kids, I will.
06:48And now that I don't have a best friend to, like, text every day, Jack is my comfort, like, safe place now.
06:57Well, now I gotta figure out how to be at peace.
07:00I mean, it's been, what, four months now, whatever?
07:02Yeah.
07:03Like, you better figure it out, right?
07:05Okay.
07:06Hey.
07:07Hi.
07:08How are you?
07:09Good.
07:10How are you?
07:11You look so cute.
07:12Hey, Karen.
07:13Karen, you wanna come home with me?
07:15My snake would eat you.
07:16Oh, God.
07:17Have you opened all these?
07:18Yeah, but I gotta do thank you cards, which I'm terrible at.
07:20Mine was the spray tan one.
07:21I know.
07:22That was funny.
07:23That was really good.
07:24That was really good.
07:25That was really good.
07:26Yeah.
07:27Yeah.
07:28Yeah.
07:29Yeah.
07:30Yeah.
07:31Yeah.
07:32Yeah.
07:33Yeah.
07:34Yeah.
07:35Yeah.
07:36Yeah.
07:37Yeah.
07:38Yeah.
07:39Should we?
07:40Yeah, I'll help you.
07:41Okay.
07:42You can sit down, get off, get off your pregnant feet.
08:06Get off, get off your pregnant feet.
08:08I'm just gonna start walking around like this
08:10and make people do , I mean.
08:13Yeah, that's all you gotta do.
08:15That and start screaming.
08:17I can barely see over the top of this.
08:18I know, I'm like, all right, let's see.
08:20Okay, so this one is from Karen.
08:23Karen.
08:24And that's a cherry two-piece set.
08:26Yeah.
08:27Okay, Craig's homemade.
08:28Oh, the quilt.
08:29Look at that.
08:30I literally, I used to quilt with my mom
08:31and when he told me about that, I like got emotional.
08:33I was like, that's so amazing, Craig.
08:35I would have cried when I had my makeup done.
08:37Aw.
08:38Okay.
08:39Oh, that.
08:40Is Sally.
08:41Okay.
08:42First off, Sally, what the hell is she thinking?
08:46It gives me see-through by the time
08:47you stretch them around those bazongas.
08:50Extra, extra small.
08:52Sally, ridiculously sized dress.
08:56And I'll just give that to the baby.
08:57That though, I have that.
08:58Same size.
08:59Right?
09:00That would has the same chance
09:02of going around your tits in that dress.
09:04Sally, tiny, tiny clothes.
09:06Yeah, like .
09:08So y'all went out after the baby shower?
09:10Yeah, I didn't want to
09:12because I had spiraled myself
09:14into a hole of despair and sadness.
09:17I feel glad I let them down.
09:19They're never gonna let me back in.
09:21They're gonna be so mad.
09:24I just wanted to profusely apologize.
09:27We were able to shift it around, but it was a problem.
09:30And you didn't let us know in enough time
09:32that we could do a whole lot about it.
09:34Yeah, that will never happen again, I promise.
09:37It's fine.
09:38You're human.
09:39I know.
09:40I was just embarrassed how I acted, but...
09:44It's all right.
09:44Yeah.
09:46Yeah, so I know Sally, um, ended up, like,
09:50late-night hanging with, uh, Craig.
09:54Well, .
09:56Because she was like, we were in the pool till late.
09:58I was like, at Patricia's or your house?
10:00She was like, Craig's.
10:01I was like, oh, that wasn't even one of the options
10:03that I asked about, but, uh, fun.
10:05That's crazy.
10:06Especially since Sally said...
10:08I'm a girl's girl.
10:08I love Audrey, but my personality fits
10:11with Austin very well.
10:12Oh, my God.
10:13I mean, would I hook up with them?
10:15The day after they break up.
10:17Let's go.
10:20Right? I know.
10:21I mean, if I was Audrey and I found out
10:23that Sally said that,
10:25I'd be like, bitch, I'll fight you.
10:28Should we try to make a bet, like,
10:29who's gonna bang who?
10:31Oh, God.
10:34Coming up.
10:35Hello, Charlie's here.
10:38She's kidding.
10:39The question is, who is Charlie targeting?
10:42I'm...
10:49All right.
10:50First beach day.
10:53Oh, yeah.
10:55Whoo-hoo-hoo.
10:58What's up?
11:00Just trying to get a little sun.
11:01It's not, like, stellar out here,
11:03but better than nothing.
11:05Yeah, we're not chasing mavericks.
11:06That's for sure.
11:07Guess not.
11:09I'm gonna give you this one to start,
11:10Just because it's easier for you to maneuver.
11:14I thought it was harder for you to stand on.
11:16Yes, this one's easier.
11:18If you're a beginner, a shortboard's not what you want to be surfing on.
11:22It's not going to be that.
11:23I mean, we're not going to do a ton of paddling.
11:25There's not a lot of rough water.
11:27What about that?
11:29What's it matter anyway?
11:30He's going to flail around in the water.
11:32I mean, that's a decent wave.
11:33That's fun.
11:36You want to get out there?
11:37Yeah.
11:38Wittner's coming.
11:38Okay, well, do you want to wait on Wittner?
11:40Yeah, there he is.
11:42What's up?
11:43Yo, what up?
11:44Look at that beautiful beast you have under your arm.
11:47The Red Rocket.
11:48I love it.
11:49Good to see you.
11:50What's up, buddy?
11:50Long time no see, yeah?
11:52Wait a minute.
11:53How you been?
11:53Well, and you?
11:55Doing all right.
11:56Is this yours?
11:57Did you just buy it?
11:58No, this is old board.
12:01I've had that for many years.
12:02I haven't done a lot of surfing.
12:05Shep was trying to give me this, right?
12:06There's no way.
12:08Okay, thank you.
12:09I said, I was trying to trick him.
12:12I wanted him to not catch any waves and me to catch them all.
12:15Well, you've accomplished that.
12:17I've known Wittner for probably 10 years.
12:20We're both fond of outdoor activities.
12:23His family's from Columbia.
12:31My dad's family's right down the road in Camden.
12:33Our family here in South Carolina, like, I mean, we go back to the Revolutionary War.
12:39We have some biggish names.
12:41Shep will tell you about all of his.
12:43Whether or not you're listening.
12:45Yeah, buddy, we're from the same cloth.
12:48That's right.
12:48Boykin County people.
12:49I'll take the short one.
12:50Let's go.
12:51We can challenge.
12:51We can challenge you.
12:53All right.
12:53Do it.
12:54So, we have lots in common.
12:56I don't have a trust fund.
12:57And I have a job and have to work.
12:59And so, there's no difference.
13:01And he went to law school with Craig.
13:03We took the bar exam together.
13:04He was two years ahead of me.
13:06I passed first.
13:08All right, Austin.
13:09Wait.
13:10Do I have to tie it to my ankles?
13:12Yeah.
13:12Like a real surfer?
13:14Right or left, does it matter?
13:16What's your back foot?
13:17My right foot.
13:18Yeah.
13:18Yeah.
13:19I'm about to, like, attempt to serve him.
13:23Spread her.
13:24Jesus.
13:25Let's do it.
13:26Let's go.
13:26Let's go.
13:28Let's go.
13:30Let's go.
13:32Let's go.
13:34Let's go.
13:36Let's go.
13:38Let's go.
13:42Let's go.
13:44Let's go.
13:46Let's go.
13:47Let's go.
13:48I'm low-key embarrassed at how bad that I suck at surfing.
14:02Austin can't even sit on the board.
14:04Oh, boy.
14:06We should have got him some floaties.
14:10I'll just take that one.
14:15Whatever.
14:16Surfing's dumb, and I don't care, and I just, surfing's dumb.
14:20Beers?
14:20Beers?
14:21Yes.
14:26Wait, so what is this thing on Friday?
14:30It's Sally's bring a single friend?
14:33Yeah, I'm your single friend, you idiot.
14:34I know that.
14:35Whatever.
14:36It's only a little fun.
14:37Will you just leave it here?
14:38Yeah.
14:39Hello.
14:39Hey.
14:40Hey.
14:41Hey.
14:41Hey.
14:42Hi, how are you?
14:42Hello.
14:42Great.
14:43Can I do a peachy weed?
14:44Okay.
14:44The beach house fills me.
14:45Heap advisor, please.
14:47And then around a Costa Migos.
14:48Sure.
14:49Okay.
14:49Gotcha.
14:50Tequila to warm us up, huh?
14:51There you go.
14:53You're welcome.
14:53Gents, cheers.
14:55Thanks for trying.
14:56Say help me, sir.
14:58Woo.
15:01Dude, you gotta tell me what happened on Saturday night after the big shower.
15:05So, okay, we go to Craig's.
15:08It's me, Corey, Craig, and Sally.
15:11We get in the hot tub, and Corey kind of disappears.
15:14And so we're talking and banter.
15:17It's good.
15:17But I, you know, I look down at my phone.
15:19It's getting late.
15:20So I went inside to call an Uber, and I was like, I'll just leave them alone.
15:25I was just like, maybe, maybe.
15:27I don't know.
15:28I saw Sally's tax exchange with Craig.
15:31What was it?
15:33Yeah, he texted her like, that was fun.
15:36And she was like, yeah, like, I wish I didn't have to leave.
15:40And he was like, next time stay.
15:41She was like, next time I can invite you to stay.
15:45God, what a moron.
15:46I know, man.
15:47He doesn't have like a killer instinct, and he never asks.
15:49No, he doesn't.
15:50And he never will.
15:50No, he doesn't.
15:51Jesus.
15:52He's just not that aggressive of a dater.
15:56Craig's a pussy.
15:58Flat out.
15:59Craig had every chance to hook up with Catherine.
16:02She wanted to hook up with him.
16:03What's her name?
16:04Catherine.
16:04Oh.
16:05I definitely have a kindergarten cross.
16:07And she came over to my house, like, on the third night that they had hung out,
16:10after he'd ever tried anything, and we tried things.
16:15Let's just clarify here.
16:17We're like, we want Craig to Sally, great, okay?
16:19Best way to get over somebody is to write.
16:37Hello.
16:38Hi there.
16:39How are you doing?
16:40Oh, my God.
16:40Everything in here is so cute.
16:41Hey, hey.
16:44Hi.
16:45Hey there.
16:47You look so cute.
16:49These are fun.
16:50Aren't they fun?
16:51Because everything's going to be so neutral.
16:53She's a very neutral girl.
16:54She doesn't like a lot of color.
16:55Yeah.
16:55Yeah.
16:56Do you want me to start you a pile?
16:59Yeah, let's do that.
17:00Okay.
17:01And I also really love these.
17:02I love this.
17:03I feel like we're going to spend the majority of the party on the rooftop, so maybe we set
17:08this up on the rooftop with, like, some really nice furniture and, like, have this be the
17:12background of the bar.
17:13Yeah.
17:13I should probably call her.
17:16Hi.
17:17Hello.
17:17Hi.
17:18Hey, bitch.
17:20Hey, bitch.
17:22Okay, so I'm calling to make sure I have all the right stuff.
17:25So far on my list, I have plates, napkins, serving wear, outdoor furniture, tablecloths.
17:29What else do you want?
17:30She doesn't have pompous grass, but, like, do I need that?
17:34I mean, I think you do.
17:36See, this is why I'm just asking you with this.
17:38See, look.
17:38Get rid of the pinks.
17:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:41See, yes.
17:41But I like that, but get rid of the pinks.
17:42I love these.
17:43Oh, perfect.
17:44Cute.
17:44Okay, that's all I needed.
17:45Thank you guys so much.
17:47Y'all are such a big help.
17:48I think it's going to be fun.
17:49Yeah.
17:49Yeah, I need fun, single energy, because, you know, I don't have a boyfriend.
17:54You don't have a boyfriend.
17:56Craig is single.
17:59Oh, you invited Craig.
18:01I invited him this morning.
18:03Oh, okay.
18:05We just had so much fun together on Saturday.
18:07What?
18:08I was in Craig's hotel at 4 o'clock in the morning.
18:11Oh.
18:11We were just doing shots.
18:13Okay.
18:13So fun.
18:14That's great, but Sally, um...
18:17Oh, wait.
18:17Y'all got beef.
18:18I keep forgetting.
18:19Oh, my God.
18:20Well, I'm not, like, going after Craig.
18:22Yeah.
18:22I just think he's really hot.
18:24Great.
18:25So, thank you for everything and being the best friend that you are.
18:29Oh.
18:30Mm-hmm.
18:31Okay.
18:32I love you so much.
18:33Mm-hmm.
18:33Bye.
18:37God.
18:38I mean, that's crazy behavior.
18:41How does that make you feel?
18:44Uh, not good.
18:45Not good.
18:47But I feel like I would be childish to be like,
18:49oh, you can't talk to him.
18:50You know what I mean?
18:51Boy.
18:51So, like...
18:52I don't know.
18:55I mean, I just hope that there isn't a moment in the future where it's you versus Craig again,
19:01and Sally sides with Craig over you.
19:04Over me?
19:06Yeah.
19:06Like, Sally would never do that to me.
19:10I find that very hard to believe.
19:13Maybe I could be wrong.
19:14Maybe Sally's not interested in Craig.
19:16And if that's the case, I will eat one of his pillows.
19:20Listen, I get it.
19:22You don't want to lose your friendship, but I just don't want you to get hurt.
19:26Coming up.
19:32I'm going to want to make out with Craig.
19:33Hmm.
19:35I'm going to want to make out with Craig.
20:05Hey.
20:06What's your ETA?
20:07837.
20:09Okay.
20:10Audrey lives in Charlotte, which is three and a half hours north of Charleston.
20:14But it's been going really well.
20:17When is that traffic going to end?
20:19There's this one part.
20:21Every single time half the road is blocked off.
20:24Every time.
20:26Okay.
20:26For the past, like, five months, it's too much.
20:30Traffic.
20:31Come on.
20:32Have you guys talked about ever living together?
20:35No.
20:36We haven't.
20:37We haven't had any of these talks.
20:40Just no good.
20:41Yeah, I don't know where you are.
20:44I have no idea.
20:45I love when she's in town.
20:47And then when she leaves, I'm, like, I like my, like, alone time.
20:52I don't know what to say.
20:52I love long distance.
20:54I love it.
20:55Oh, no.
20:57I love an hour why I'm so upset.
20:59I don't know.
21:00I don't know.
21:01I'm in traffic.
21:13All right.
21:13Let's do it.
21:15These are so cute.
21:17Cute.
21:17It's nice.
21:18Hello, pussycat.
21:20Oh.
21:20Oh, baby, I'm sweating like a stripper in church.
21:25Sally.
21:26What?
21:26Right here?
21:27Yeah.
21:27Yeah.
21:28That's that.
21:28Picnic table goes here.
21:30How did you end up finding this place?
21:32VRBO.
21:33We're so used to having, like, formal parties, and I just wanted everyone to get, like, weird.
21:39Hey, Sally, who are you hooking up with tonight?
21:43Um, I'm not, I don't, we're just going to see how the night goes, okay?
21:48I don't know.
21:48There's no harm in, like, kissing, you know?
21:52It'll be interesting.
22:01Yo, what's up?
22:02What's up, dog?
22:03You and I, single, talking to chicks.
22:05I got this Listerine spray in case we're kissing anyone.
22:10I swear to God, if I see you squirt, then you're...
22:13Oh, you, like, look across the beach, and I just smile at you?
22:18Are you just going to bring a bathing suit?
22:27Yeah, I'm going to have to bring a bathing suit, because I can't jump in with a terry cloth.
22:31You know?
22:33Bottom.
22:34What is it?
22:34Sally's selling singles?
22:37Is where we go?
22:38Yeah, I mean...
22:39Are we invited?
22:40I think.
22:40Oh, my God.
22:41I love...
22:50Oh, wait.
22:50I need to fluff that pillow.
22:53Chop.
22:54You gotta go.
22:56With two?
23:00Sally!
23:04Charlie!
23:05Hey, babe.
23:05Hey, Angel.
23:06How's it going?
23:07Long time no see.
23:08Oh, my God, you guys look amazing.
23:12This is so nice.
23:13This is so cute.
23:13Isn't it so cute?
23:15Look at this.
23:15Look at this.
23:15Look at this.
23:15Look at this.
23:15Look at this.
23:15This is.
23:15I love this, too.
23:17That's so cute.
23:17She looks amazing.
23:18She looks amazing.
23:19Yeah, I'm excited.
23:20Nice.
23:21Yeah.
23:21Love.
23:22Charlie is one of my best friends.
23:24We met when our exes were best friends.
23:26Let me show you the inside.
23:27Yeah, I want to see.
23:28Give me a little tour.
23:29So, she was going through a breakup, and I was going through a breakup, and we got really, really
23:34close.
23:35She helped me get over my breakup, seriously.
23:37Like, I would, I don't think that I would be over my breakup without her at all.
23:40Like, she got me out of the house, like, out of my shell.
23:43So, we're kind of each other's wing women.
23:45Like, she's a flirt.
23:47I'm a flirt.
23:47Like, we love flirting with everybody.
23:49It's fun.
23:50Oh, it's so cute, Sally.
23:52We have beer pong.
23:53We have burgers.
23:53We have fries.
23:55Jello shots.
23:55And then upstairs.
23:57Look, I painted it.
23:58Shush.
23:59Wait.
23:59Oh, my God.
24:00It's so cute.
24:03Look at the banner.
24:04Oh, the banner's adorable.
24:06Okay, so, green.
24:08Okay, green.
24:09Single.
24:10Single.
24:10Okay.
24:11Pink.
24:12Taken.
24:13Orange.
24:13Complicated.
24:14Is it's complicated?
24:15I'm definitely green.
24:16So, I'm taking a green.
24:17Cheers.
24:18Being single.
24:19Cheers.
24:19Wait, no, this is really beautiful.
24:21Sally, I'm so proud of you.
24:23And you, Rodrigo.
24:24And Manita.
24:24And Manita.
24:25Wherever she is, I haven't seen her.
24:30That looks so nice.
24:31Um, I'm assuming it's, like, pool.
24:40Look at this.
24:42Literally today.
24:44Oh, my God.
24:45Roderick.
24:46Yeah.
24:47I need you to see this.
24:47Oh, you have to look at this.
24:48What?
24:49Shep, be aiming her today.
24:50Literally today.
24:51I just, like, a cute little repost of me modeling.
24:54Yeah.
24:54He's like, is this a preview for today?
24:57You wish.
24:58He's like, well, now I'm interested.
24:59I had to ask.
25:00Every time that he asks me, like, on a date, I just always never respond.
25:06I met Shep at a bar opening.
25:08And then he slid into my DMs after that.
25:12But it's a little, you know.
25:14I feel like you're texting your dad a little bit.
25:16Honestly, my approach today is to, like, just be approached.
25:20Like, I'm not approaching anybody.
25:22That's a good way to be.
25:23But I'm going to want to make out with this specific someone.
25:26Like, I think he's hot.
25:27And I had fun with him Saturday, but I don't think that...
25:29Who are you referring to?
25:30What are you talking about?
25:31I'm talking about Craig.
25:35I think I'm just going to feel it out.
25:36See what he's into.
25:37See what he's doing.
25:41I knew it.
25:42I told Vanita, this is going to happen.
25:45But sometimes, like, you got to let your friends, like, figure it out for themselves.
25:51I think everyone's upstairs.
26:17Oh, my God.
26:18I hear you.
26:18I hear Sally's friendly.
26:22There she is.
26:23Oh, hell yeah.
26:27How are you talking about, y'all guys?
26:29I know.
26:30I love.
26:30I love.
26:33I love.
26:33I love.
26:36Welcome to heaven.
26:41Oh, my gosh.
26:43Hey.
26:44That was a lot of stuff.
26:45Hey.
26:46It looks so good.
26:47Do you love it?
26:48It's so pretty.
26:48You look so beautiful.
26:50Awesome.
26:51This is my single friend, Charlie.
26:53Charlie.
26:54Awesome.
26:55Nice to meet you.
26:57Whoa.
26:58Charlie's just a pretty girl.
27:02But I love my girlfriend.
27:05I don't have any FOMO.
27:08Here's a hot girl here.
27:09Oh.
27:10Oh, dear.
27:14Hey.
27:14Hello.
27:15Hi.
27:16Shefford.
27:16Hey, how's it going?
27:18How's it going?
27:18How's it going?
27:19Forever, yeah.
27:19Oh.
27:20Oh.
27:20You doing good?
27:21Awesome.
27:22Good to see you, buddy.
27:23What's up, man?
27:24Hey, good to see you.
27:24Hey, this is my girlfriend, Audrey.
27:26Audrey.
27:26I'll give you a hug.
27:27Wait.
27:27Wait.
27:28Wait.
27:28Wait.
27:29Wait.
27:29Wait.
27:30Wait.
27:30Wait.
27:31Wait.
27:31Wait.
27:32Wait.
27:32Wait.
27:33Wait.
27:33Wait.
27:34Wait.
27:34Wait.
27:35Wait.
27:36Wait.
27:36Wait.
27:37Wait.
27:38Wait.
27:38Wait.
27:39Wait.
27:39Wait.
27:40Wait.
27:40Wait.
27:41Wait.
27:41Wait.
27:41Wait.
27:41Wait.
27:42Wait.
27:42Wait.
27:42Wait.
27:43Wait.
27:43Wait.
27:43Wait.
27:44Wait.
27:44Wait.
27:45Wait.
27:46Wait.
27:46Wait.
27:46Hey, guys.
27:47How are you?
27:47I'm Craig.
27:48I'm Craig.
27:48Nice to meet you.
27:49Hey, Audrey.
27:50Hey.
27:51Hi, guys.
27:51What's up?
27:52Hey, Greg.
27:53How are you?
27:53I'm good.
27:54Thanks for having us.
27:55Yeah.
27:55Is this cool?
27:56Isn't it cool?
27:57Yeah.
27:58You have to get your appropriate color umbrella.
28:00Hey, Whit.
28:03Hey, buddy.
28:04How are you?
28:05Good to see you.
28:06Yeah, you too.
28:06I haven't seen you in a minute.
28:07I know.
28:08Doing good.
28:08Thanks, man.
28:09Cheers.
28:09Whit and I went to the same law school.
28:11I think it was two years behind me,
28:13so we didn't really hang out a lot.
28:15But his sister and I knew each other well.
28:18Best-looking guy in town.
28:25What the hell?
28:27Beach bar.
28:28Okay, where's the bathroom?
28:30What the hell?
28:33Molly?
28:34Huh?
28:35How are you?
28:35I'm all right.
28:36Good.
28:36Chillin'.
28:37Have we recovered from the band?
28:39Yes.
28:41I feel about to let them down.
28:43They're never gonna let me back in.
28:45They're gonna be so mad.
28:48What is that instrument again?
28:50It's a miniature tuba.
28:51Corey is such a fun time,
28:54but I can't date someone who doesn't know
28:56what the f*** their euphonium is.
28:58Sorry.
28:58Hey.
29:00Madison.
29:02Hey.
29:03Hi.
29:05You look so good.
29:07I love it.
29:08Hi, Charlie.
29:09How's it going?
29:10It's so good to see you again.
29:11You look so cute.
29:13This is so fun.
29:15Can I get you a non-alcoholic drink?
29:16Yeah, I'm ready.
29:17Ready to party.
29:18You won't even know.
29:19Molly, do you want to do a keg stand?
29:21God, no.
29:22Come on.
29:22Let me and Corey hold you for a keg stand.
29:24Y'all, we need a spotter.
29:26Hold her strong.
29:27There we go.
29:28All right.
29:28One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
29:36Yes.
29:37Ten second keg stand.
29:38There we go, baby.
29:40Woo.
29:40That was actually impressive.
29:42Classy, not trashy.
29:43My nickname in high school was Frank the Tank.
29:45F*** yeah.
29:51Look over the head.
29:51It's like a cute little, aw.
29:53It's like love island.
29:55Maybe somebody will make out down there, Lynn.
29:56I'm going to make my bets in like ten more minutes.
29:59Chef was already in Charlie's DMs this morning.
30:03Shocker.
30:03I know.
30:04You live in Charleston, right?
30:06Yeah.
30:06I live next to Moe's Crosstown.
30:08Oh, my God.
30:08I'm so close to there.
30:09Oh, yeah?
30:10I go to Moe's like seriously once a week.
30:12No way.
30:13Moe's is my favorite bar in Charleston.
30:14Okay, so I am right next to the big yellow house.
30:16I thought that was Olivia when I walked in.
30:19Who?
30:20That's Charlie.
30:20Yeah.
30:22Yeah, I know Charlie.
30:23She's cute.
30:24She's a good looking girl.
30:26She's the girl that Chef's been like obsessed with her.
30:29The question is, who is Charlie targeting tonight?
30:40Coming up.
30:41All right, who's challenging me and Sally?
30:42Molly and Corey.
30:44He was so right.
30:45What do you mean?
30:45I think Sally's going to like teeter more towards Craig as you open my eyes to see.
30:51Mm-hmm.
30:56Hey, girl.
30:57Hi.
30:57Hey.
30:58Welcome to Sally's Single Sorbet.
31:01Cheers.
31:01Cheers, being single.
31:03Hey, I want to go to the beach and play some beach games.
31:06Yeah, I want to go to the football.
31:08Hey, let's go.
31:08Let's go.
31:09Let's go to the beach.
31:10Hey, guys.
31:11We're going to the beach.
31:13All right, where's my drink?
31:13Wait, where's Sally?
31:17Charlie.
31:18I just seriously can't get over how it was downpouring yesterday.
31:22And this morning at like six.
31:25Okay, well, I was not awake at six.
31:27Were you awake at six?
31:28Yeah.
31:29This is really cute.
31:31I love that.
31:32Really?
31:32Come on, spooky monster.
31:34Beach games.
31:35Fun beach games.
31:36So we got jello shots for the losers or whatever, or the winners.
31:39I'm down.
31:40Oh, I'll sit here and look cute while y'all do your thing.
31:43Oh, wait, wait, wait.
31:44Let's see Sally's arm.
31:47Okay, Sally.
31:48Dude, she's got a cannon.
31:50Charlie, you want to do a jello shot?
31:53Right now?
31:53Yeah.
31:54Not particularly.
31:55Well, you have to, so.
31:56Uh.
31:57There you go.
31:58Okay.
32:00I love it.
32:02Sally, you got a cannon.
32:03Yeah.
32:04Okay, I want to catch a pass from Sally.
32:07Sally.
32:08Launch it in here.
32:09Hey.
32:10Gloss in.
32:12Okay, do you want to play Spike Ball or Kan Jam?
32:14Spike Ball.
32:15Oh, thanks.
32:16I don't really want to build this.
32:17That looks like a lot to work.
32:18I just want to play Kan Jam.
32:20I'll build it.
32:21Okay.
32:22I think you have to thread the net, though, Charlie.
32:25I'm obsessed.
32:27You got Spike Ball going on.
32:29What's Spike Ball?
32:31You've never played Spike Ball.
32:32I've never played Beer Pong either.
32:35All right, come on now, Sally.
32:37Oh, there's hooks all around the whole thing.
32:39I thought you knew how to play Spike Ball.
32:41I know how to play.
32:42I don't know how to build it, Charlie.
32:43Okay, but I feel like the yellow ones need to go, like, with the yellow.
32:46Oh, put the yellow one in the middle of the yellow.
32:50And then that's how you know it's tight enough.
32:52Well, what do you know?
32:53Charlie was right.
32:54Good job.
32:57Damn, Craig.
32:58I appreciate you putting this together for us.
32:59Yeah.
33:00You know, I definitely did all the work without any help from the girls.
33:05I'm just kidding.
33:06Yeah.
33:07Our little engineer.
33:08Wait, this is, this is definitely flirty, right?
33:13Austin, throw the ball.
33:16Madre.
33:17Hey.
33:18What's fresh?
33:19Come hang out.
33:21Oh!
33:22I got one.
33:23There we go.
33:24See, this is why I choose not to take my shirt off.
33:26I see Corey over there.
33:27Body.
33:29How jealous is Austin of Corey's nipples?
33:31Because they're teeny.
33:34Yeah.
33:35Leave those pancakes alone.
33:37Oh, see?
33:38Little Hershey kisses.
33:39I mean, no ass, from what I can see, but whatever.
33:43I mean, I'm sorry, but I don't want a man with a big ass don't walking around.
33:47I am right here.
33:50Shake what your mama gave you.
33:51Oh, he does.
33:52Look at him.
33:53He does have an ass.
33:53Yes.
33:54Yeah, that's called dead lips, guys.
33:56Come on now, Sally.
34:02Oh, right, Sally.
34:04Go left.
34:07Oh, hit me right in the titty.
34:10Seth?
34:12I mean, Audrey's very sweet.
34:14Yeah.
34:15But does she know that Sally wants Austin?
34:18I love Audrey, but my personality fits with Austin very well.
34:22Oh, my God.
34:23I mean, would I hook up with him the day after they break up?
34:27Let's go.
34:30Well, Sally's, like, into Craig, though.
34:33What?
34:34She's up there making these comments.
34:35Like, she's, like, into it.
34:37Austin, give it to me.
34:39I mean, if she's into Craig, it's only because he's single.
34:44Okay, Sally.
34:45I don't know.
34:45I love Audrey.
34:47Okay.
34:47And I think they're great together.
34:51Well.
34:51I think Austin's with Audrey because he knows that's the only way he's, like, bettering
35:04himself.
35:05Oh!
35:08That wasn't good.
35:10But he still, I think, wants something that's gonna light a fire under his ass.
35:16All right, let's play Spike Ball.
35:18It looks really, really, really good.
35:20How do you feel?
35:21Whack?
35:22Wow.
35:22Wow.
35:24Good job.
35:26Spike Ball.
35:27Are we playing?
35:28Do you know how?
35:29Yeah.
35:29I don't.
35:31Maybe you should watch.
35:35All right, who's challenging me and Sally?
35:37Molly and Corey.
35:40Oh.
35:41I'm okay with it.
35:43I don't want to play.
35:45All right, Molly and Corey.
35:47Okay.
35:48Perfect.
35:48How do we play?
35:49Okay, so Sally's gonna serve it to you.
35:54Oh!
35:55God, you suck!
35:57Damn it!
35:59You're so right.
36:00What?
36:00You're right.
36:01What do you mean?
36:02I think Sally's gonna, like, she's gonna teeter more towards Craig as you've opened my eyes
36:07to see.
36:07Mm-hmm.
36:08Mm-hmm.
36:09I thought that Sally actually meant it when she said that she would put our friendship
36:13first, but she does not know what being a girl's girl actually means.
36:18Two wins!
36:19Jello shots are in the beach bag!
36:22Wow, it looks like everyone's having fun.
36:24Wimpy's here!
36:26Why is Wimpy wearing a sweater?
36:29He looks like my papa, my granddad.
36:32Good to see you.
36:33Good to see you.
36:34Give me a hug.
36:35Come on.
36:35I like your jacket.
36:36Thank you, Charlie.
36:37Yeah, that's adorable.
36:39Charlie's cute, though.
36:41Yeah, she's cute.
36:42Sally, you want to play football?
36:43We're gonna play.
36:43Yeah, are you kidding me?
36:45I was her judge in Miss South Carolina, too.
36:48What'd you rank her?
36:49I picked her to win, and she got third.
36:52Charlie!
36:54Hey, guys.
36:55Craig, you want to play football?
36:57What's up?
36:58What place did you get when I judged you?
37:01Oh, my God, you fucked me.
37:02No, I picked you to win.
37:04I don't believe you.
37:05I seriously did not believe you.
37:08Craig!
37:08Craig, dude, and then I never judged again, because I was like, what am I doing here?
37:12Right?
37:12I didn't like the person that won.
37:13I love that you picked me up the Senate.
37:15Hey, guys!
37:15Craig, come play.
37:16We need one more.
37:17Well, you were the best girl, but then...
37:19I know I was.
37:20Charlie!
37:20Like, the girl that won, I'm pretty sure, was like...
37:22And then she didn't do well in nationals, and I was like...
37:25Okay.
37:26Hello.
37:27Girl code.
37:28Charlie!
37:30Charlie, are you playing football?
37:32Is this a job of preference?
37:33Okay, play football.
37:34We're both gonna play.
37:36It's...
37:36That's kind of weird.
37:39Coming up...
37:40So, is Craig and Sally a thing, or is it...
37:42Honestly, I think Sally's got the hots for Austin.
37:49Okay!
37:50Let's do it!
37:51All right, Sally, give me the quarterback.
37:53I'm so scared.
37:54Why do I have to be the quarterback?
37:58Oh, Jesus Christ!
38:00Nice, Molly!
38:01All right!
38:02Yeah!
38:03God, she's on you, like, newsly.
38:05Oh, my God!
38:06What do you do, Madison?
38:0912 weeks.
38:10It's great, because my husband's gonna get three months maternity leave.
38:14Damn it!
38:15Yeah!
38:18No, I tagged him!
38:20I tagged him!
38:21So, is Craig and Sally a thing, or is it...
38:24Mm.
38:25It's okay.
38:27Okay, come on, come on.
38:28Um...
38:29Honestly?
38:32I think Sally's got the hots for Austin.
38:34Sally.
38:36Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
38:37It's fine.
38:37You're doing great.
38:38You're okay, guys.
38:39Okay!
38:40Okay, sit here, hut!
38:42Okay?
38:43Ah!
38:44Ah!
38:44Ah!
38:44Ah!
38:45That's so far!
38:46Ah!
38:48Sally!
38:49That is...
38:49Cutting your heart.
38:52Hey, Rod.
38:53Hey, ladies.
38:54Hey!
38:55I'm gonna sit right here.
38:57I'm gonna get another beer real quick.
38:58Okay.
38:59Okay.
39:03Let's go swim!
39:04Charlie, do you know how to swim?
39:06No, will you teach me?
39:09Yeah.
39:10Ah!
39:11Look at them waves crashing.
39:13There goes Sally.
39:14There goes Sally!
39:16Oh, sh!
39:18Look at Sally trying to surf.
39:22Hold on.
39:23Oh, boy.
39:24I think I see something.
39:25Oh?
39:26That's Charlie.
39:28Is Craig trying to, like, get in there a bit, or what?
39:30I think I see something.
39:35Sally!
39:36I'm impressed!
39:37I'm not okay.
39:37How are those waves out there?
39:39They were way too big.
39:40I know.
39:42Jeez.
39:42What the f**k?
39:49I need this.
39:53Holy s**t.
39:55I'm gonna freak out.
39:58It's fine.
39:59Everything's fine.
40:00Everything's good.
40:01I just got taken down by the ocean.
40:03You went down and the surfboard went up,
40:06and you were nowhere to have me.
40:09What am I gonna do while you're on a surfboard?
40:12I need three of them.
40:18It was not like that.
40:20I know, and I will tell you if it was,
40:22but it literally wasn't.
40:23I know you don't.
40:24You're full of s**t.
40:28I'm not a f**king idiot.
40:30Like, I can see when someone's flirting
40:33and they were right in front of my face.
40:39I gotta go to the bathroom.
40:42I saw you talking with Madison.
40:45Um, yeah.
40:47She was like,
40:48well, you know, Sally's in Austin.
40:49Oh, my gosh.
40:50That's not true.
40:52Sally likes Craig.
40:54And Sally is the class flirt.
40:57But, like, with that being said,
40:59like, I do like her.
41:01You know, I joke with her and play football.
41:03No, it's all going good.
41:04More so, I don't want to think that every time
41:06I'm speaking to her that...
41:07Well, we'll have a breaking point if it gets too far.
41:11All right.
41:12Well, all I want to do is, like,
41:13focus on having the best time.
41:14Because when you're Charleston,
41:16I feel like it's so great.
41:19I feel like even when I'm aware, I mean,
41:21do you even think it's a problem?
41:23No, but, like, when you're here,
41:24I feel like we've been dating for 10 years.
41:27Mm-hmm.
41:29It's just...
41:30I mean, I'd like you to visit Charlotte more.
41:32I know, I know.
41:33I just...
41:34I...
41:35Yeah, it's just more convenient.
41:36I just, like, feel like I'm at an age
41:38where I, like, want my space,
41:40and I like my space,
41:41and I like my stuff.
41:43I just don't want to get to the point
41:45where we're living separate lives.
41:50I don't want to live a separate life either.
41:55Yeah, then I don't want to question, like,
41:57why are we with each other, you know?
41:59I know.
42:01I do know.
42:05Okay, well, anyways.
42:08Uh...
42:09I'm glad you're here now.
42:17Next time on Southern Charm.
42:19I want to buy a really big picture
42:21of a tiger or a penguin or a polar bear.
42:24Do you have this?
42:25No.
42:26Am I even supposed to second-guess my relationship?
42:30You feel like you're bored.
42:32You are.
42:33You are attracted to Craig.
42:34Yeah.
42:35You gotta give me a little bit more respect.
42:38You told me that you were jealous I was single.
42:40I never said that.
42:41You're not happy.
42:42Here you are, tearing people down, you dick.
42:44Oh, my God!
42:45Oh, my gosh!
42:46There you go.
42:48You didn't-
42:49After that.
42:50Funny.
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