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00:00Hey Dave.
00:22What?
00:24You alright?
00:26Yeah, sorry I'm fine.
00:28I think it ain't funny.
00:30You sure?
00:31Yeah, I'm okay.
00:32Alright.
00:33Jimmy has just turned over onto his front, all on his head.
00:35Are you joking?
00:36No, no, no.
00:37It's changed his neck and he's just turned onto his front, onto his belly.
00:39Just all on his own.
00:40I didn't help him.
00:41What about his little head?
00:42Didn't seem to bother him.
00:43He was a soldier, innit?
00:44Listen, should we take him to the Christmas market, his first time ever?
00:47All them sounds and the smells, they'd be amazing for his development.
00:51I'd love to, but Jay's just called me and he's got loads of paperwork for me to do this
00:56time.
00:57Come on, I can wait, can't I?
00:58You asked me weeks ago.
01:00Look, we really need to be bringing the money in as well, don't we?
01:04Can you believe how much the quizzes I've raised?
01:07It's amazing, innit?
01:08Think of all the kids it's going to help.
01:09They'll like Jimmy.
01:10Why don't you stay?
01:11Gonna make me breakfast in bed?
01:14Anything that'll keep you here a bit longer.
01:15That was the best night's sleep I've had in ages.
01:16I pertalked that, Rarity.
01:17Don't be stupid.
01:18Just meant being with you is comfortable, familiar.
01:19Well, in that case, the doctor describes a regular dose of the same treatment.
01:20I bet you do.
01:21I should get home and face him here.
01:22I'm not going to go.
01:23I'm not going to go.
01:24I'm not going to go.
01:25I'm not going to go.
01:26I'm not going to go.
01:27I'm not going to go.
01:48I should get home and face him, you're next.
01:52Stay strong.
01:53You've got this.
01:54You're right, Jean.
01:55You still think she's behind all this?
01:58As soon as I'm the only one who does.
02:00I'd better keep my mouth shut, haven't I?
02:02We could eat for a drink after work, if you like.
02:07Thanks.
02:08Listen.
02:10You can always come to me.
02:12You know that, right?
02:23That's my favourite little grandson, isn't he?
02:36Oh, he's as good as gold.
02:38Yeah.
02:38And I didn't stick him from Rolodeo for the first time earlier, like properly.
02:41Yeah.
02:41Yeah.
02:42He's clever that takes after his granddad, doesn't he?
02:44I guess how much they've really stolen.
02:46And what?
02:47Two grand?
02:47Oh, three and a half grand.
02:49What?
02:50Yeah.
02:51Oh, wow.
02:51You see.
02:52Look, you should be so proud.
02:53We are, aren't we?
02:56Yeah, you expecting a call, I say?
02:59No, I just ordered some Crystal's Baby Graves.
03:01I don't want to miss the deliveries.
03:03I saw Alfie in the Minutemart.
03:04He's put some pictures online.
03:05See?
03:06All right.
03:07I'm drinking.
03:08Let me get through it first, can you think?
03:13Oh, that's nice.
03:14Oh, that's nice.
03:15That's great.
03:18Wait, why has he tagged the charity?
03:21What do you mean?
03:22It's for exposure, I suppose, isn't it?
03:24Yeah.
03:25Maybe it will help bring in some donations.
03:26No, he needs to delete these now.
03:28Wait, what?
03:29I don't get it.
03:30What's the big deal?
03:31I just don't want our private business.
03:33Classes all over the internet.
03:34Hang on, hang on.
03:35Kids like Jimmy, they need all the help they can get.
03:36Well, it makes people more aware, doesn't it?
03:39More publicity.
03:41Hey, I need to go to our men.
03:46Oh, I do.
03:47I think it's me.
03:48I haven't got anything cares-tif to say.
03:50I'd rather you didn't say anything at all.
03:52About what?
03:55A married man sleeping with another woman on the river.
03:57We are separated, remember?
03:59Well, at least you don't think you should wait until the divorce come true.
04:02Why?
04:03Sophie's wasted my best years.
04:05That is no way to talk about your wife.
04:08It's you who walk out on them.
04:10Walk out on your wife and your children.
04:12I guess I'm...
04:13Give us a minute.
04:14I don't know.
04:15I'm knocking back one time already.
04:17What's the difference going to be this time?
04:18Watch it, Wendell.
04:19Please.
04:23Listen, I'm not.
04:25I ain't saying that you shouldn't have fun, you know.
04:28But why, Sophie?
04:31It's not just some casual.
04:33One night stand.
04:34We've known each other a long time and there's always been something between us.
04:37Yeah, but that is my point.
04:38I've bought all your dice and the fast man's son.
04:41You have the whole world out there waiting for you.
04:44I'm not interested in anyone else.
04:47So now I'm a free man.
04:48I don't intend to let it slip through my fingers again.
04:52Do she?
04:54She's in the same way.
04:55We haven't talked about it specifically, but it's not just physical with us.
05:01We connect on a deeper level.
05:03Surely you, of all people, understand what it's like when you find the one.
05:09Yeah.
05:11Listen, I can't say that I approve, but...
05:13If you really like her...
05:15I do.
05:17Who will we just stand in your lead?
05:18Hmm?
05:30Have you got her on silent?
05:31You can't blame her after the other night, can you?
05:33Look, you saw how upset she was yesterday.
05:35She's gone somewhere and got hammered.
05:37Anyone can take advantage of her.
05:38Dad, come on, she's fine, she's a tough nut.
05:40Looks like a mum.
05:41Okay, we'll bet this person calling at three in the morning.
05:43It's unhinged.
05:45What is this cycle going to stop when someone gets hurt?
05:49Zoe, where have you been?
05:50Now.
05:52Why don't you tell me?
05:53You know I'm going to worry.
05:55I'm 41 years old.
05:56I can look after myself.
05:56Yeah, Zoe, we'll do us a favour though, darling.
05:58Next time we're in.
05:58Yeah, we'll text your mum.
05:59It's quite a lot of snakes on the air, aren't you?
06:01So where'd you stay?
06:02B&B?
06:03Park bench?
06:04What?
06:05Anthony's.
06:06Are you having a laugh?
06:08What?
06:09Don't you think you've got enough on your plate right now?
06:11He's a friend.
06:12He actually listens to me.
06:14Where are you going now?
06:14To get ready for work.
06:16Is that all right with you?
06:22Oh.
06:24I actually think these might be larger.
06:29Where'd I think you should find these?
06:32Well, I found them on the road outside the desk.
06:34You should be more careful with him.
06:36Have you heard of a Dr. Adamson?
06:42Might need a bit more to go on.
06:44Well, he's an eye specialist.
06:45He's visually impaired.
06:47Apparently he can reprogram skin cells and grow a new retina.
06:52I'm no expert, but that sounds unlikely.
06:55Well, he's actually got a whole new trial.
06:59Yeah.
07:00It sounds really productive.
07:01I was thinking of putting Jimmy on it.
07:03With respect, that sounds like science fiction.
07:06But I understand you want to do everything that you can for your son.
07:10Some of these so-called trials are just money-making schemes that prey on parent anxiety.
07:16If you want my professional opinion, listen to the experts who are already caring for Jimmy.
07:22Ignore the snake or Selson.
07:36First stop right, apparently it's going to be Thailand, so I'm thinking, you know, we do a beach party.
07:40Right.
07:40It's going to be December next week.
07:42Yes.
07:42And you think everyone's going to turn up in T-shirts and flip-flip?
07:44Yes, they'll love it.
07:45What's that?
07:46I was just thinking what to do for it now in this leaving party.
07:48He's definitely leaving, then?
07:50Yep.
07:51This is dunking mush.
07:52I reckon it'd be the making of him, though.
07:54And you think that throwing a big shindig is a good idea?
07:58Well, I get it.
07:59I'll make sure, you know, James on board, please, yeah?
08:02There's someone out.
08:03It's a mess of our age, for starters.
08:04Yeah, well, I ain't going to be a prisoner in my own home.
08:07Right.
08:07Excuse me, I've got just hundreds to sell.
08:09Zoe, listen, about earlier.
08:13Oh, not having me again.
08:14I'm just saying, you've got enough on your plate.
08:16Do you think it's wise to add a bloke to the mix?
08:19I ain't allowed to love life.
08:20No, I'm not saying that.
08:22It makes you feel safe, I get it.
08:23Very.
08:25What about Max?
08:26He was all over in the other week.
08:28You're trying to shame me?
08:29No.
08:30Well, what is a bit of fun to you might mean a lot more to Anthony.
08:35He's up for a proper relationship.
08:37Are you really ready for that right now?
08:39Quite nice.
08:41Thanks, darling.
08:45So, for the best luxury organic skincare this Christmas,
08:50it has to be Mini Fortune Cosmetics.
08:56Is it?
08:57Perfect.
08:57Ah!
08:58Not a bad first promo for my latest client, if I say some single.
09:02You see, that's really turned the corner, doesn't it?
09:04Yeah.
09:05Your advertising campaign, your delivery.
09:08Yeah.
09:09Listen, what can I say?
09:10We are in demand.
09:11Yes.
09:12Just a woman.
09:13I need your help.
09:14Listen, don't worry.
09:15My channel is full of hacks for a festive makeover.
09:19Yeah.
09:19I wasn't looking for fashion advice.
09:21Really?
09:22Hmm.
09:22My boutique hotel opens suit.
09:24And I want to reach as many people as possible.
09:27So it can be a rip-roaring successful.
09:29Hmm.
09:30Me and me.
09:31We take a hotel.
09:32Hey, that's not my usual glam content.
09:35Like, did you say I buy a business kid's palace on the square some years ago?
09:39But, yeah, I'll give it a go.
09:40I'll give it a go.
09:42Um, let's call it a hundred quid.
09:44You're what?
09:45Yes, plus a VAT.
09:46Hey.
09:47Howie, pull up a chair for the radio.
09:48It's alive.
09:50Listen, I, uh, better go get ready for work,
09:52so I'll just leave the ladies through it, all right?
09:54No, no, you ain't got to ship until later this afternoon.
09:56I need to be my camera man.
09:58Yeah.
09:58Oh, you see, I just don't know what I'm doing with all this stuff.
10:02Listen, listen, listen.
10:04You relax, okay?
10:05We're going to get your business off.
10:07Bang.
10:10B and me.
10:11You take a hotel.
10:13Hmm.
10:22Come in.
10:23Hey, um, are you in the room?
10:30Who's asking?
10:31Um, Freya Taunton from St. Lucy's Charitable Trust, Hawthorne.
10:36What are you doing here?
10:38Well, I saw the posts online from the quiz nights.
10:40Well, I, I've, I've just been over to the pub to thank them for their support,
10:45and the landlady said that I might find you over here.
10:48I just, I want to thank you.
10:50And please, her own person for raising us.
10:52So, thank you many.
10:54Yeah.
10:55Well, it's all for a good cause, ain't it?
10:57Um, would you mind if I took a few pictures of you?
11:01Why?
11:02Oh, would we like to champion our fundraisers?
11:05And it also highlights the, you know, personal nature of the work that we do.
11:10Well, I'm just really busy at the moment, Peter, and even here.
11:12Oh, I, I, I, I can always come back another time.
11:15Um, honestly, you guys have been amazing.
11:21That way, we do so much for our little charity.
11:25And, uh, just so you know, we're going to be featuring you as our fundraisers of the month.
11:32What about that? I haven't even sent the money over yet.
11:34Oh, no, we'll, we'll do that.
11:36I'll do that by today.
11:37That's absolutely fine.
11:38I'm, I'm just here to say thanks to you both.
11:41We really do rely on the support of people like you.
11:47Well, I'll, um, I'll drop you a line once it hits our accounts, even though it's reached us safely.
11:51That's the reason why the people are saying you need to get on down to Lorraine Elaine Peacock's palace,
12:09where you can have a cosy yet bougie London experience.
12:14And that's it.
12:18Yeah, bookies will be pinging in in no time, trust me.
12:21Yeah, you're welcome.
12:22Shouldn't it be Elaine, then, doing the talking?
12:24It is an adventure, after all.
12:25Oh, good point.
12:27Well made.
12:27Listen, listen, it doesn't really matter who's giving the spill.
12:30What really matters is that they're lapping it up.
12:33Yeah.
12:33You know, they're called followers for a reason, because they're so clueless, they can't think for themselves.
12:39Yeah, I mean, they should really be called she, and I should be the shepherdess.
12:42That's a bit harsh.
12:43Oh, please.
12:44If you see some of the rubbish that I have to promote, listen, I don't mind what I'm selling,
12:49as long as I'm getting a real good paycheck, and I get a few good freebies of it.
12:54Listen, it's going to blow up.
12:56You trust me.
12:56It's fine.
12:57It'll blow up.
12:58So when's this going to be uploaded?
13:00Oh, it's already out there, babe.
13:00Oh, yeah.
13:01You see, that's the future of live streaming.
13:04You see, it's live, and it just doesn't affect you.
13:07It's still live.
13:10You what?
13:11What does that mean?
13:12It's our followers just don't have everything works.
13:18You can still come to pick up.
13:28You're late.
13:29Well, they're telling you to book a taxi.
13:32First thing I'll do is go and see Anna.
13:34I can't believe she's going travelling next week.
13:36Well, you can always go and visit her, but stay as long as you want.
13:40Probably safer in the wild, then, in Walford.
13:43But like Mary said, we need to stay put under vigilance.
13:47Have you heard from Jasmine all the thoughts?
13:50I thought I might have seen her the other night, but...
13:54What?
13:54Oh, I don't know.
13:56I was a bit groggy.
13:58Nothing else.
14:00Look, maybe that's an end to it.
14:01Can we just not talk about it now?
14:04How's my little grandson after the accident?
14:06Yeah, he's okay.
14:07No thanks to me.
14:08Even Lauren must have been beside themselves.
14:10You know, she's been looking into alternative treatment for Jimmy's condition.
14:14She asked if I'd lend her the money to fund it.
14:17Tell me about it.
14:18She's convinced there's going to be some miraculous breakthrough in medical science.
14:22I should talk to you as well.
14:24Yesterday.
14:25She was adamant about this trial, even though Peter's dead against it.
14:28Okay, come on, let's get you out.
14:30I want to find that little madam before she doesn't best to make sure we're great.
14:33Ian!
14:34What?
14:38You haven't even asked who I am.
14:41How are you?
14:45How are you?
14:45A large glass of Chateauneuf, please.
14:52I thought we were meeting later.
14:54I couldn't wait.
14:57Can't stop thinking about last night.
15:00It was pretty special, wasn't it?
15:02It was nice.
15:03This is going to be 8.50.
15:06You know, I was thinking, we should do things properly next time.
15:10Would you like to have dinner with me?
15:11Maybe we should do it another time.
15:20What do you mean?
15:22Well, I mean, you're a good guy, but last night was a mistake.
15:26Where's this come from, all of a sudden?
15:29I just don't have time in my life to be seeing anyone now.
15:31I'm not asking you to move in with me.
15:34But at least do me the courtesy of hearing what I have to say.
15:36She's not interested.
15:37This is a private conversation, if you don't mind.
15:39I do mind, actually.
15:43The other week, you thought she was having a psychotic breakdown, and now you're asking her out.
15:48So we and I share a connection.
15:50It's not really any of your business.
15:51It is.
15:52I'm her mum.
15:53It's my job to look out for her.
15:55Maybe it's time.
15:57You focused on your own kids.
15:59What are you doing?
16:26What's going to ask you the same thing?
16:32Dear friends, I have made an error of judgment.
16:39I have let myself down, and I have let all of you down.
16:44Sometimes, you know, you say things that you don't really mean.
16:48I mean, we've all done it.
16:49None of us are perfect.
16:51But life is a journey.
16:53And we grow from a little seed into beautiful flowers.
17:04But now that we've all learned this valuable lesson, I just think that we should just draw a line and move forward from the past.
17:13And don't forget to subscribe, like, and share to unlock some exclusive content.
17:22How's that for humble pie?
17:30What is it?
17:32Nothing.
17:33We can't really blame them for unfollowing you, Kenya.
17:35You were a bit rude.
17:36You should be supporting me.
17:38I am.
17:38But a lot of your followers are working moves.
17:42Like you.
17:43They want advice on how to look and feel better, not being insulted.
17:48He's not wrong.
17:49I just apologised.
17:52Didn't I?
17:52All I'm saying is, with great power comes great responsibility.
17:56Yes, I know that.
17:57And please do not quote the Bible at me.
17:59Actually, it's Spider-Man.
18:02Oh, no, no, no.
18:03This ain't happening.
18:05Oh, my God, they're in the door.
18:07The sponsors.
18:08Both the sponsors.
18:09That's our main income.
18:10Go on.
18:10Don't worry.
18:11We'll manage.
18:12Manage?
18:13You do realise that we've never had a family holiday?
18:15I was going to treat us on all-inclusive.
18:17And then there's the bills and the clothes that come for the kids.
18:21Sir, come.
18:21Kim.
18:22It's fine.
18:23I'll sort it.
18:24You better.
18:25Because all of this is your fault.
18:28Leaving the camera recording.
18:29Thanks to you, everything I've worked for has now gone.
18:34It's now gone.
18:34I just want to follow up on that conversation we were having yesterday, OK?
18:44Why?
18:45You weren't going to lend me the money, were you?
18:47Yeah, because Peter's not on board.
18:49And I wonder why.
18:51Look, Lauren, please, please don't do it.
18:54It is so obviously a scam.
18:56And you haven't got money to throw down the drain like that.
18:58Can you just let it go, Ian?
18:59No, I am not just going to let it go, OK?
19:01You can't make decisions like this on your own, right?
19:03It's not fair on Peter, and it's not fair on Jimmy.
19:05Can you just go?
19:05No.
19:06I'm not just going to go, OK?
19:08It's not fun.
19:08What are you doing about this trial?
19:11There is no trial.
19:14You were right.
19:15It was a scam.
19:18Yeah, it was a scam.
19:20Now, it's a good job you didn't give that doctor any money, innit?
19:25Oh, Lauren, please tell me you didn't.
19:33It's half a class.
19:37So, is this how it's going to be for no one?
19:39You ignoring me every time you see one I love her.
19:42I'm ignoring you and working.
19:44So now, you got what you wanted last night, so now you don't want to know me.
19:47Of course I do.
19:48I don't understand.
19:49This morning, everything was fine.
19:51So, what's changed?
19:52I just need to be on my own.
19:54I've got stuff to figure out.
19:55And I don't want to hurt you.
19:56You might.
19:57Trust me.
19:59Please, Zoe.
20:00We'll be good together.
20:02Oh, Helen, I've made my decision.
20:04Please respect it.
20:08Same again?
20:09What for?
20:10Seems like I'm going to be wasting my time.
20:18He told me that there was one space left, and I just panicked.
20:22Oh, hold on.
20:22Last night, you were asking me for the money.
20:24All right, so where did you suddenly get three grand from?
20:28I was going to pay it back, I swear.
20:30What?
20:31Oh.
20:33Look, you stole the money from the charity.
20:35I mean, how can you be so stupid?
20:37Hold on.
20:37I'm pretty sure that Peter told me that you once stole money from your own daughter's foundation,
20:42so...
20:43Please don't tell him.
20:47How can you expect me to keep this from him?
20:49His money was raised in Jimmy's name.
20:52Well, they don't know I've taken it yet.
20:54They just think it's...
20:56They think it's still on the way to him.
20:58It's not, though, is it?
21:01Peter's going to find out when you go to the police.
21:05You are reporting it.
21:08I'll...
21:08I'll call a helpline, but I'm not going to go to the police, no.
21:12I don't want everyone finding out about this.
21:17They'll all think I'm a terrible person.
21:19I'm a terrible mum.
21:21Well, can you blame them?
21:23You've stolen it from a blind kid's charity.
21:25I'm so sorry.
21:31How could I let anyone get in my head?
21:33You don't make me actually think that my child needs fixing.
21:38You're right, I am.
21:39I'm so stupid.
21:41No, come here.
21:42You're not.
21:43Hell, you're not.
21:44I am.
21:45I...
21:45But you're all right.
21:49This is your mess, and you have got to fix it.
21:52Okay?
21:52Okay.
21:55I thought it was so hard to keep this family together.
21:59Well, look, I was going to hear me and Peter,
22:01we expect this way to love each other, and we love our kids.
22:04Let's just hope he still feels the same when he finds out.
22:07It was a mistake, okay?
22:08Okay.
22:09I'd do anything for my boys.
22:12I would walk through fire if I needed to.
22:17I need to be a strong, secure family
22:20so that Jimmy can have the best possible life.
22:23Just give me...
22:24Give me a little bit of time to fix all of this, yeah?
22:28How exactly?
22:31I don't know.
22:32I don't know.
22:33I'll...
22:34I'll ask Jay for some more shifts.
22:37Maybe a little pay rise, and I'll sell some of my old clothes.
22:40Uncle Jack, he'll probably give me a little bit of money,
22:42and I'll even work at the chip shop for you.
22:45Please!
22:46Whatever it takes, just...
22:48I am begging you, please don't tell him.
22:50Oh, I must have my head examined.
22:58You've got no right to do this.
23:17I don't care, Safi.
23:18They're my children, and you can't stop me from seeing them.
23:22Fine.
23:23Now I'll see you in court.
23:28I'll see you in court.
23:58I'm so sorry for letting anyone trick me into thinking that you needed fixing.
24:05Because you're down to your path in the way you are.
24:12Quite a little dinner, just us two.
24:15Everyone else has eaten at Dad's.
24:17I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
24:20You all right?
24:21Yeah, I just really, really missed him today.
24:27I'm going to put you down now.
24:29Yeah.
24:30Oh, you're happy.
24:32Oh, me?
24:33You've got Mummy's hair.
24:35So how was the Christmas market?
24:36Yeah, we had a great time.
24:38I thought you loved it.
24:40Wish you were there.
24:42See, there's little reactions, everything with the sounds, it was lovely.
24:46Yeah, me too.
24:46I'm sorry for shutting down your ideas for the treatments, but...
24:53No.
24:55You're all right.
24:57Probably was a con.
24:58I do think we need to talk about this sort of stuff, though.
25:04Yeah?
25:06You know, if we're going to do right by our little man, then I think we need to have these
25:10honest conversations, no matter how difficult they are.
25:14I just...
25:16Honestly, Lauren, I just...
25:17I wouldn't change him for the world.
25:24Right.
25:25Peter?
25:30Will you just, um...
25:32Keep mine in the box?
25:33I'm not really hungry.
25:42Last orders, please!
25:44Get in me while you can.
25:47Did well today.
25:48Not a total liability, then.
25:49Hi.
25:51What is there?
25:52Oh, it's by the back door.
25:53Right, just chuck it in the bin, please.
25:55What?
25:56No.
25:57I need to see it.
26:02What is it?
26:04A card and...
26:06Photos and me.
26:13Oh, how have you got a message?
26:19This isn't over.
26:20Yeah.
26:25This is never going to stop, is it?
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26:38our Dailymotion channel.
26:40You will not need a VPN for this.
26:43Please, guys.
26:44Support me only then.
26:46I can post this episode daily.
26:48I can'ts.
26:51Bye.
26:53Wow, thanks.
27:11Bye.
27:13Bye.
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