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00:00Hey, guys.
00:09Happy birthday, motherfucker.
00:10Everyone's so sharp.
00:12We've been through a lot of ups and downs,
00:14but mostly ups, I would say.
00:16But let's down this.
00:17Ha-ha!
00:18Oh!
00:19We do love you guys, and it's always good
00:22to have your friends together,
00:24but keep your enemies closer, maybe, right?
00:26Well, how are we enemies?
00:28Are we enemies?
00:29You manipulated me.
00:31What are you?
00:32You told me that I'm an addict
00:34so I don't drink anymore.
00:36Now you're like Mr. ShotKey.
00:39He just made my drinking problem about him.
00:42That is insane, Chef.
00:43Austin, nothing I do in my life is about you, buddy.
00:45Trust me, I know.
00:47Why are you always obsessed with how I live my life?
00:50I'm not obsessed with how you live your life.
00:51It's crazy. Yes, it is.
00:52My drinking is about me.
00:54I don't try to tear you down.
00:56You're a liar, Craig.
00:58You're a fucking person when you film.
00:59And everyone here knows that you're a fucking liar.
01:00You're a fucking person when you film.
01:01Coming from you?
01:02I'm the exact same person on camera that I am.
01:04You are a liar of all liars.
01:06So we don't need to be friends anymore.
01:08I guess we don't need dessert.
01:14No, we don't.
01:16These were someone's favorites.
01:22Kevin's like, Mom, what are you doing?
01:26Oh!
01:27I got him!
01:28Ah!
01:29Gotta get this nasty fly trap.
01:33Oh my God, it's so disgusting.
01:34Just me.
01:35Whoa!
01:36Whoa!
01:37Hold on.
01:38You're gonna be way less mad at me when you realize I'm on my phone.
01:39Oh my God.
01:40I'm on my phone.
01:41I'm on my phone.
01:42I'm on my phone.
01:43I'm on my phone.
01:44I'm on my phone.
01:45I'm on my phone.
01:46Uh, you're on my phone.
01:47I'm on my phone.
01:48Oh my God.
01:49I'm on my phone.
01:50Oh my God, it's so disgusting.
01:51Oh, my God, it's so disgusting.
02:00Just me.
02:02Whoa!
02:03Hold on, you're going to be way less mad at me
02:05when you realize I have a mouse.
02:08Come on.
02:10Whoa!
02:11There he goes.
02:14Withy, you want to see what I got Madison for you?
02:17It's a sterling silver rattle.
02:20Fantastic.
02:20What do you think?
02:21Sorry, give this to Madison or the baby.
02:25Okay, good.
02:28Haven't you ever been to a baby shower before?
02:30Yeah, not a lot.
02:36Call Madison LaCroix.
02:42Hey, girl.
02:44What's up?
02:45Nothing much.
02:46Just getting fat.
02:48Yeah.
02:48I'm in the home stretch, third trimester.
02:51What does that mean?
02:52Does that mean that, like, you can drink wine?
02:55Hell no.
02:57I need to get pregnant so I can get my drinking in check.
03:02Yeah, exactly.
03:04I think it's the only thing that'll help.
03:04Are you coming to the baby shower on Saturday?
03:08Of course.
03:08What are we thinking for a baby shower gift?
03:12Okay, well, I don't need, like, any nipple cream and shit like that.
03:16Oh, my God.
03:19Um, all right, all right.
03:21I'll talk to you.
03:22Okay.
03:22Bye.
03:23Bye.
03:26Oh.
03:31Well, God dang.
03:32The landscaping.
03:34Oh, my God.
03:36Hello.
03:37Hey.
03:37Hey.
03:38You look cute.
03:39Thanks.
03:40How do you do?
03:41Is it weird to touch someone's belly?
03:44No.
03:44It's not.
03:45That's scary?
03:46No.
03:47No.
03:48I'm not a good pregnant person, to be honest.
03:50Yeah, but I feel like most people aren't.
03:52I mean, you have, like, an alien inside you.
03:55I'm 31 weeks.
03:56I am pregnant AF.
03:58I hate every minute of it, but guess what?
04:00We're doing it.
04:02Want one of my beers?
04:03My NAs?
04:04Yeah.
04:04I figured it's a nice day we could sit out on the porch.
04:07Yeah, I'd love that.
04:08The girls that are like, oh, I love being pregnant, I'm like, you're a liar.
04:12And, or, a sociopath.
04:15I don't know.
04:15One of the two.
04:18I didn't, I mean, who are you?
04:19Bob Rawls, too?
04:20Oh, the painting?
04:21Yeah, you've been doing that?
04:22No, that's a remnant of the past chapter.
04:25Oh.
04:25Like, Paige used to sit out here in her bathing suit and just paint.
04:29I was betrayed by the person I trusted most in this entire world.
04:34I mean, we had our whole future planned.
04:37Well, let's get engaged and get married two years later.
04:41Okay.
04:42Feel?
04:43Yeah.
04:45Well, how are you feeling?
04:46Like, be honest.
04:47I will tell you, it's like, it's been a journey.
04:51I will say that I've hit a level of sadness that's not depression-based.
04:58It's more, like, bummer-based.
05:01Because I, like, never did anything to deserve becoming the villain in her story.
05:05But she needs a villain.
05:07I know.
05:08If you can't handle the amount of love that I give, then that's, like, a personal problem.
05:13This is a stupid conversation.
05:15Okay, well, don't have a temper tantrum.
05:18You don't believe that he ever bought an engagement ring?
05:21No.
05:21Really?
05:22That ring does not exist.
05:24He says to me, I really wish you didn't do this before you saw the ring.
05:29What?
05:29In my head, I was like, this is why we're breaking up, because I don't know if you're lying right now.
05:36I feel bad for the guy.
05:38I mean, I know that he, in his mind, believed that she was his wife.
05:43And I do think that he's so hurt that he can't even explain what he's feeling.
05:50But I am, I'm proud of you, and I feel like you seem good.
05:54You know, I started to see someone else.
05:57And you had known her or no?
05:58We met in the Bahamas, like, six years ago.
06:01Okay.
06:02And we reconnected.
06:03Yeah.
06:04It was just, she made me feel whole again, and it's unfair to her.
06:09But then, once I felt whole again, I was like, oh, I have more healing.
06:13Yeah.
06:14You know, I had seen, like, my ex move on, and I didn't know what to do.
06:19I was just lonely, and I didn't know how to be by myself.
06:22And I think that's why I rushed into the first person I talked to.
06:25Like, I hadn't, I didn't talk to anyone else.
06:27It was just her.
06:28I don't know if you've ever been single.
06:30You should date around.
06:32Like, have, like, two girlfriends.
06:33Yeah.
06:34But don't call them girlfriends.
06:35Slow.
06:35Slow.
06:36Just, like, entertain.
06:38Like, I think I need to get to know someone for a little bit before I get, like, intimate with them.
06:43A lot of people say you have three.
06:45True loves.
06:46Hi, baby.
06:47You know, I had my first one with Naomi.
06:50This is nicer than my wedding is gonna be.
06:52And then second one with Paige.
06:54So, I'm just kind of holding on to that.
06:56Now, I'm a little nervous because I'm 37 years old.
07:00So, I'm like, am I still, like...
07:02You're okay.
07:03Did I age out of, like...
07:05No.
07:05Talk to your buddy, Chef.
07:07Hello.
07:20Hello.
07:21What can we help you with?
07:22Well, I don't have a baby, but I know someone that's having one.
07:26My friend Austin's on his way.
07:28Okay.
07:28He's the ex-boyfriend of the now-married, and so it's kind of funny.
07:37I don't know if we'll do, like, a joint present.
07:40Do you need some help picking something out?
07:42We might need some help, but for now, I'll peruse.
07:45Enjoy.
07:45So awkward.
07:53I don't really buy gifts for unborn babies.
07:57Oh.
07:57This is just, like, a slide, and then...
08:00Did you press anything down?
08:01A bend and snap.
08:03I don't even buy gifts for weddings.
08:04Like, I'm not buying you silverware.
08:06That's your problem.
08:09Hello.
08:09Hi.
08:10I just learned how to...
08:14God, I still can't get it.
08:15Oh, there it is.
08:16Whoa.
08:17Yeah.
08:19Yeah.
08:19That's nice.
08:20We don't have to worry about that for at least nine months.
08:25Some of us know who it would be, and others, it would be a gamble.
08:28Yes, correct.
08:29And I'm not sure it would be.
08:30Could be tonight.
08:32My dating life, it's active.
08:36I get excited easily, but usually disappointed.
08:39Appointment follows excitement, either on their end or mine, by the way.
08:45We were in love.
08:47Will you admit that?
08:49I don't know if we were in love.
08:53And, you know, I've learned a thing or two, like, age range.
08:57It has increased to 28 now.
09:00So, do you want to go to the baby shower together?
09:03Yeah, man, because Audrey's not here.
09:04Okay.
09:05She has a wedding shower, so I am solo.
09:07So, Audrey and I are coming up on a year and a half of dating.
09:15Cheers.
09:15She lives in Charlotte.
09:17Sorry, how bad was traffic to get out of Charlotte?
09:19I'm just sick of the drive.
09:23She lives in Charlotte, but we make sure to see each other, like, three to five times a month.
09:29And, like, it works for me, it works for her, and I hate it when everyone's asking her,
09:35what are you doing, when is she going to move here, what's up, do you love her, do you want to marry her,
09:38do you want to have kids, and you're like, chill the out, we haven't talked about any of this,
09:42because we don't need to, because we're good.
09:44Okay, let's get a gift.
09:46Let's see our options.
09:48I just heard that Madison said that you know what's...
09:49We've got a store full of options.
09:55What about something like this?
09:56Yeah, you could do that.
09:57It actually is really cute.
09:59How much is it?
10:00$150 bucks.
10:02Oh, shut up, Shep.
10:04$150 bucks?
10:06What?
10:06Like, do you think that's too much?
10:08No, as if you care, dude.
10:09It's fine.
10:10You're fine.
10:12It shocks me how cheap that Shep is.
10:16$45.
10:17Yay.
10:19Mr. Trust Fund, Mr. Boykin himself.
10:22Is this, like, an overstuffed Teddy?
10:24Yeah, and she is naming the baby Teddy.
10:27Oh, that's perfect.
10:28Do you have girl names picked out yet?
10:30Yes, obviously, since my dad had recently passed, I think I'm going to go around there.
10:36What was your dad's name?
10:37Teddy.
10:38Teddy.
10:40See, I think that's super cute, because it's symbolic, like, you said.
10:44You know?
10:45Yeah.
10:45$350.
10:46And we'll put a big bow around it.
10:48That's exactly what I want.
10:50Okay.
10:50It's so fluffy.
10:52I love it.
10:57Corey Kiefer is texting me.
11:00Why?
11:01He said that.
11:02Craig invited him to Madison's baby shower.
11:03That reminds me.
11:04Please tell me about Craig in L.A.
11:05Yeah.
11:06You guys look like you're having fun at the pool.
11:08Craig!
11:09What's up?
11:10We're just trying to get some sun before Madison's baby shower.
11:16It was so very much like, hey, I'm like a normal dude that hangs out with his friends
11:22and gets beers.
11:23Yeah.
11:24But, like, you know, we're at the bar, and Craig's like, shot?
11:28I'm like, what?
11:30He took a shot?
11:31He took multiples.
11:32Whoa.
11:32You know?
11:33So now I'm curious, like, where his whole, like, I'm an addict.
11:38Where is he going to fall?
11:39And I'm, like, and I'm, like, not, you know, drinking as much.
11:43I just want you to loosen the reins a little bit.
11:46Yeah, but I can't, because I don't have any leash on myself.
11:50That's any addict.
11:52I was like, me, like, trying not to be an alcoholic is now affecting my friendship with
11:57Alston.
12:00He's you.
12:01And I'm not judging, right?
12:03But, like, it was interesting, right?
12:05You know, I think he wanted to somehow let you know that it was bigger than just you two's
12:09relationship.
12:11As long as single Craig doesn't overdo it and, like, turn into, like, drunk dickhead Craig.
12:19I am terrified of Craig sometimes, yes.
12:22You think you have a bad temper?
12:24I am, yeah, I'm working on it, so I don't f***ing drink anymore.
12:26Is anyone else scared of him?
12:28Yes.
12:29Are you?
12:30Sometimes.
12:30Sometimes.
12:31Then I'm here for this, like, single Craig energy.
12:36But I think he, rightfully so, needs to recalibrate his new normal.
12:40Because he had alienated us to a certain extent.
12:43It's definitely you.
12:44Paige was his best friend.
12:46Yes.
12:46And his only confidant.
12:47Yes.
12:47And he put all his eggs in that basket, and the basket fell, and the eggs broke.
12:50But, like, now I'm just kind of, you know, curious, like, what it's going to be like moving forward.
12:58Me too.
12:58Me too.
12:59Me too.
13:02Coming up.
13:03Craig?
13:04Come on.
13:04Go say hi to Vanita.
13:07Right.
13:07I don't like her.
13:09Like, I don't f*** with her.
13:10Oh, f*** my life.
13:23Let's see.
13:24Oh, f***.
13:26Oh, no.
13:27That's a big hole.
13:28So, Zoe, you're going to help me look for my corn snake?
13:32I Googled it, and they like to hide under appliances.
13:35I am a new reptile mom.
13:38Oh.
13:39Someone was rehoming their gecko and corn snake.
13:43And I was like, whoa, free reptiles.
13:47Give them here.
13:49No.
13:51So, yeah, I now have three cats, a dog, a gecko, and a corn snake.
13:55I feel like I need to lure him with a mouse.
14:01This is sad.
14:04Hmm.
14:06I'm sorry.
14:13Hold on, please.
14:19Suspicious.
14:20You need to stop.
14:21Sorry.
14:21She's a lunatic.
14:22I was like, at this point, it's breaking in.
14:25Those are cute.
14:26Of course.
14:27I figured I'd bring one more thing that you could pile up in here.
14:30Yeah, you know?
14:33Wait, did you find your snake?
14:37No.
14:37Oh.
14:40Wait, what?
14:41I'm thawing out a mouse.
14:43I'm going to try and lure him.
14:46Oh, my God.
14:47I just want to shake her and be like, happiness starts at home, bitch.
14:52So clean up your house.
14:55You're too much shit.
14:56No wonder you can't find your snake.
14:57Well, so, I've carved out little pathways to go to all the places that I go often.
15:02Okay, see, you sound like a hoarder.
15:04No, I really, I felt like a hoarder for a while.
15:07I moved into this house that is, like, a thousand square foot less than my old house.
15:13Let's not have your shoes downstairs.
15:15How about that?
15:15No, I know.
15:16This was, this is not the final rest of the place.
15:18But wait, are you using this scooter currently?
15:22No, but I don't know where to put it.
15:24I am a minimalist if I have enough room.
15:26All right.
15:32I'm just trying to get a sense of what's going on over here.
15:34No, I know.
15:34What's in that bag?
15:35My euphonium.
15:36Oh, that's your euphonium?
15:36Yeah.
15:40What is this?
15:42All my shark teeth.
15:43Are you serious?
15:44Yeah.
15:44There are, like, thousands of shark teeth in there.
15:46Have you talked to Shep about going into business together?
15:49Speaking of shark's crack, the necklace.
15:51What?
15:51He got me a megalodon tooth.
15:54That is really nice.
15:55I know he has been talking about that all the whole trip.
15:58We're going to start a shark tooth adventure company together.
16:02I mean, after you guys' love explosion.
16:05Ew, don't say that.
16:07I mean, haven't hooked up with anyone since.
16:10And I think I just, I don't know, I just know more of what I don't want.
16:15And I'm fine with that.
16:17Oh, my God.
16:18Robert!
16:19Let's not get you any more pets.
16:21Let's get you some organization or a boyfriend.
16:24How about, how about one of those?
16:38Hi.
16:39How are you doing today?
16:40Doing good.
16:41I am here to shop for a baby shower.
16:44I feel like you guys have this pink tulle dress that I like.
16:46Oh!
16:47This, but pink?
16:48Yeah.
16:48I can see if we have it in the back.
16:50I'm not too sure.
16:58I've just seen you in so long.
17:01How are you?
17:01Good.
17:02Have a stagecoach.
17:02You look so cute.
17:03You too.
17:04Hi.
17:06Oh, I actually really love the front of this.
17:08I do too.
17:08I think you would actually wear the black that has a little cleavage.
17:11Yeah.
17:14Sally has become my best friend.
17:16Yeah.
17:17I mean, I helped her through a lot with the JT stuff.
17:20These long messages are from the JT.
17:23Yeah, it's really true.
17:24Yeah, that's it.
17:24Like, more than friends or not?
17:26That's wonderful.
17:27And you feel the same.
17:29Sorry.
17:29I did not approve of JT and Vanita's relationship just because, like, I knew the kind of guy he
17:36was and I did not trust him.
17:38Right after the show premiered, you made a big public post on Instagram kind of announcing
17:42your relationship.
17:47In September, you let me know that you and that girl were no longer together.
17:50Then after that, you and I are going out on dates.
17:55Like, we were working on trying to figure out if we were going to actually be boyfriend
17:58and girlfriend.
17:59And then super teaser drops.
18:00And she's in my DMs calling me a goddamn rat.
18:04Oh, really?
18:04Well, I guess the question is, where do you go from here?
18:09I'd like to repair it and get the friendship back.
18:11Do you want to be friends with him?
18:14Yeah.
18:15You do?
18:16Do you want to date him?
18:19Yeah.
18:20Aw.
18:21After that moment in New York, JT came to my hotel room until about 5.30 a.m.
18:27Yeah.
18:29He was just like, I really want to be with you.
18:31I like your campus, I think.
18:33So, after New York, I was really hoping that JT and I could, like, maybe potentially date.
18:38But he blocked me.
18:40And he just fell off the face of the earth.
18:43That's more me than this is me.
18:45You want to switch?
18:45We're going to switch.
18:46Okay.
18:46I mean, she was heartbroken.
18:49And I saw her through that whole situation.
18:52Oh, my God.
18:53Sally would not leave me alone for, like, three weeks there.
18:55Oh, my God.
18:55How are you feeling?
18:56Are you sad?
18:57Do we need to find your new man?
18:59And then that turned into us hanging out every day, texting every day, FaceTiming every day.
19:03And, yeah, now it's just blossomed into this beautiful friendship.
19:10This is way more me.
19:12Oh, this is cute on me.
19:13I like this.
19:13Yeah, that looks...
19:13With, like, a little ponytail.
19:15That looks better on you than it did on me.
19:17Let's find another option just in case you need, like, a backup.
19:19Okay.
19:19So, the baby's showered.
19:25It's boys and girls.
19:26Yeah.
19:27So, obviously, Craig's going to be there.
19:30How do you feel?
19:32What happened between you and Craig?
19:33Give us the blow-by-blow.
19:35Blow-by-blow.
19:35First blow.
19:36Craig's a bitch.
19:37What's your response to Vanita saying she's on Paige's side in your breakup?
19:42I'm not...
19:42I won't be associated with her.
19:44Do you think we should, like, let everyone know what Paige is or isn't doing?
19:48Oh.
19:50Yeah.
19:51I think you should speak your truth and let it be known the same way you're speaking your
19:55truth about everything else.
19:56What if he doesn't know?
19:57Then stop answering like you do.
19:59Ooh.
20:00Okay.
20:00Here you have Vanita.
20:02What she said about me I didn't think was true, and I think she was just regurgitating gossip
20:07from the internet.
20:08So, yeah, I'm not friends with her, and I don't...
20:11I wish her well, but no one's entitled to my friendship, and she definitely isn't anymore.
20:15All right.
20:16Thanks for Jill fans.
20:17Oh, my God.
20:18This is...
20:19I consciously made my decision to text Paige over Craig, because who do I have a stronger
20:26relationship with?
20:27Paige, not Craig.
20:29Sorry.
20:30I mean, like, I can see both sides, right?
20:31Like, he probably expected all of our friend group to have his back.
20:36All I said was, if the girl is literally not out here cheating on you, stop making it seem
20:40like she is.
20:42I just thought it was kind of weird that, like, she took her side over his, because if you
20:47have a friend that brings in a significant other to a friend group, and then they break up, stick
20:52with the person that brought them into the friend group, I'm mad at him.
20:56Like, I don't think you did anything wrong.
20:57I think he is more in the wrong because he just, like, okay, I'm done with the friendship, and
21:01I don't think that's fair without a conversation.
21:04No, it's not.
21:04So, I just want y'all to hash it out, because I want y'all to be friends.
21:07For the sake of the group.
21:09The group.
21:09Yeah.
21:10So, if Craig and I fight and it doesn't go well.
21:13I will fight him.
21:14Okay.
21:16Coming up.
21:17Sweet.
21:18I think Sally's fun.
21:19But she's not your type, right?
21:25I think she's beautiful.
21:28Yeah.
21:34We don't want that table there.
21:48I'd get that land off of it.
21:49It looks silly.
21:53Oh, that looks nice, except it looks like it could blow over.
21:57Me too.
21:59Do you like the bar area, how this looks?
22:02Yeah.
22:02I think this should go in the back.
22:04Okay, perfect.
22:05I can move that.
22:06The glasses should be closer together.
22:09Okay.
22:10My friends are not exactly in the reproductive phase, so it's fun for me to have young friends
22:17that are having babies.
22:19The swan's necklace should come down lower.
22:23A little too high.
22:24They're tacky looking.
22:25I'm going to make their necklaces bigger.
22:29Yes.
22:30Swan delivery.
22:31Well, everyone comes in an hour, so I think we're almost ready.
22:34All right, let me do the swan real quick, and then I'll run up and change.
22:38Okay, I'll go do those corrections that you said around the yard.
22:41Okay, thank you so much.
22:43You did a great job.
22:44This looks nice.
22:53Oh, sir, Whitney, the man of that.
22:56Gracing us.
22:56Hey, man.
22:57What's up, man?
22:57It's been a minute.
22:58How we doing?
22:59Dude, you guys work out together?
23:01Look at you.
23:02Beef brothers.
23:04Corey and I have been best friends since we were both Kappa Sig's at College of Charleston,
23:08and most people that we went to college with will tell you, and even Whitney when he first
23:12met us, that no one ever saw one of us without the other, like ever.
23:15The only way to do this is to do this.
23:18Oh, yeah, that's still pour our own.
23:20Oh, yeah.
23:22Brought gifts for the baby and for the house.
23:24Appreciate that.
23:25Uh, good.
23:26You got some wine.
23:28Easy.
23:28Don't turn it like that.
23:30I'll hold this.
23:31Okay, what do you want?
23:32It's handmade.
23:33It has to be baby.
23:36What is this?
23:37That's the actual bag.
23:39What the is it?
23:40Sorry.
23:41Craig, what the is that?
23:43Oh.
23:45He really wanted it.
23:46I can't breathe.
23:47Oh, my gosh.
23:48It was supposed to be a teddy bear, I think, and he...
23:50It was.
23:51The effort was there.
23:53God.
23:53I'll tell you what, let's, um, put it on the, uh, presents table there.
24:01Is this it?
24:02Y'all, I've never been here.
24:03Well, I don't want to be...
24:04It's like the secret garden.
24:05Come on.
24:05Oh, I love that movie.
24:08It's so cute.
24:10Hey, hon.
24:11I love the paint.
24:11I really need it.
24:12Oops.
24:13Oops.
24:13Smacked her glasses.
24:14I know.
24:19Okay.
24:20He's had one too many.
24:23I mean, this bear is obtrusive.
24:27Okay.
24:28The real bear.
24:31Follow the store.
24:36What up, Austin?
24:37What's up, dude?
24:38I love the teddy bear.
24:40After the breakup, Austin and Chet were extremely supportive.
24:46Don't, you know, man, just be alone with your thoughts.
24:48Yeah, like, if you guys are down, like, just, like, do guy stuff.
24:52Craig, QT, dude.
24:54That's my thing.
24:55It's just really cool to hang out with my friends again.
24:59Wait, look at the, like, open-collar deal.
25:01Whitney did it to me.
25:03Of course he did.
25:03I don't know.
25:04I forgot it was even there, honestly.
25:07A little stork.
25:08I wish that was the way she was getting here.
25:12Here they come.
25:14Hudson, Hudson, Hudson.
25:16Yeah, buddy.
25:17Good brother.
25:18Hey, guys.
25:19Wait, are you guys wearing the same shirt?
25:22Whoa.
25:23Brad always does that, dude.
25:25I promise they wouldn't do that.
25:27Hey, I look so good.
25:29Thank you, so cute.
25:31Hey.
25:32How are you?
25:32How are you?
25:33Good.
25:34I love this dress.
25:36Hey.
25:37Hey, Shep.
25:37You look nice.
25:39You do, too.
25:39I don't want to get makeup on you.
25:40Hey.
25:42How are you?
25:43Good.
25:44Nice, crazy.
25:45I'm out of breath.
25:46You look great, though.
25:47I just love that you have, like, a watermelon in your dress.
25:49But that's really it.
25:50Really?
25:51That's really it.
25:52That's all that I see.
25:55Hello.
25:58Hello.
25:59Who's here?
26:03Oh, Lord.
26:05Hi.
26:07Hi.
26:10My love.
26:12My Shariah more.
26:15I'm going to say hi to her, but Craig's standing over there.
26:17Oh, no kindness.
26:18I'm scared.
26:19I can't.
26:19I'd like to explode.
26:21I'm not going out of my way.
26:22I can't.
26:22I am absolutely terrified of Craig's temper.
26:28It's scary.
26:29I've seen it.
26:30I've seen Craig yell at Naomi.
26:31Just stop, please.
26:33Move on with your life.
26:35Seriously.
26:35Move on with your life.
26:37And I saw him yell at Leva.
26:39What is happening?
26:40You can go.
26:40It's time.
26:41It's time.
26:42Go.
26:42Just go home.
26:43Go home.
26:44What are you doing?
26:45Go home.
26:45I've seen him yell at JT.
26:47Craig, you're lying.
26:48It was loud and clear.
26:49What you said blamed us.
26:50What you said blamed us.
26:51No, I didn't say what you said.
26:54F*** you, man.
26:56Craig is a certified asshole.
26:58So he's not someone that I am willing to go bat to bat with.
27:03I want to say hi to her, but Craig's saying I'm over there.
27:18Well, kill kindness.
27:19Hold my hand.
27:21Hold my hand.
27:21Hey.
27:22Interrupt.
27:23Hi.
27:23I'm glad everybody's coming over to me.
27:25Yeah, no.
27:26Stay in here.
27:28Craig, come on.
27:29Go say hi to Vanita.
27:31Craig.
27:32I don't like her.
27:34Like, I don't f*** with her.
27:36Vanita said that I was enjoying my breakup, reveling in all the attention I was getting
27:41from it, and dragging it on because I didn't want it to end.
27:44It almost seems like you're dragging this out longer than it needs to be.
27:47Like, just let it be, like, as clean of a breakup as it can be.
27:51Anyone that would say that is clearly not my friend.
27:56Oh, this is kind of awkward.
27:58Craig and Vanita.
27:58I think they're avoiding each other.
28:00I sense everyone's on their best behavior, but never say never.
28:03There's some dynamite exploding at any moment.
28:07I feel like it might happen.
28:14You found your snake.
28:15Cheers to that.
28:16I found my snake.
28:17Well, here he is.
28:21Patricia.
28:22Hey.
28:23Hey.
28:24Hi, honey.
28:25So do you.
28:27Look at this party.
28:28It's kind of cute, isn't it?
28:30I think you need these pink umbrellas up year-round.
28:32It looks so good.
28:33Actually, I like them.
28:34I love Hudson.
28:36He's so cute.
28:37Thanks.
28:38He's growing.
28:38Well, you're doing a good job with one, so.
28:40Oh, I know, but I hear the second one's kind of all over the place.
28:44Well, it's a girl.
28:45Yeah.
28:46Hopefully, she's nothing like me, but we'll see.
28:48Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
28:51Is that your mother?
28:52Mom and sister.
28:54Yeah.
28:54Hey, I'm Casey.
28:55You're so gorgeous.
28:57All the women in your family.
28:59Oh, thank you.
28:59It's so good to see you.
29:00Aren't you beautiful?
29:02Oh, I think you are.
29:03Thank you so much for having us.
29:05Oh, listen, I'm thrilled.
29:06You're like family to us.
29:12We should have a party after this.
29:14In the lair.
29:14Have to party there?
29:15Yeah.
29:15Should I just get a band?
29:16That's what it's for.
29:17Dude, I mean, you're coming out of your shell, man.
29:19What happened?
29:20What the new crowd?
29:21Yes!
29:21I'm here for the new Craig.
29:24The old Craig would be like, dude.
29:25Craig, you make it!
29:26I had a life.
29:28But now you don't.
29:29Now I don't.
29:29So I can literally come to your little jack that you built
29:32and hang out.
29:34I'm starting to remember who I was before my last relationship.
29:39I do not want to go back to that person necessarily.
29:42But I was confident.
29:44And like, I was good at hanging out with girls.
29:47I have a huge void to fill.
29:49Yeah, you do.
29:51Yeah, you got a huge void to fill.
29:52I will fill that one.
29:53I will fill that one.
29:53Partying, girls.
29:57Craig looks good.
29:58Hey, Craig.
29:58He looks good.
29:59Of course, he looks good.
30:00I know.
30:00His hair, God, it's so good.
30:01I hate it.
30:02God really blessed him.
30:03Well, he is single now.
30:04I know, but remember?
30:05I like a girl's role to the death with me.
30:08She's my best friend.
30:09There's always will room.
30:10God damn, boy.
30:16These are big.
30:16God.
30:17Golly!
30:18Sally!
30:19We're taking a shot.
30:20Oh, hell yeah.
30:21Get over here.
30:22You don't got to tell Sally twice.
30:23What shots are y'all doing?
30:25I can't do that.
30:28I have a band concert.
30:30I have to leave in like 20 minutes.
30:33To where?
30:33A band concert.
30:34I play the miniature tuba.
30:36It's called a euphonium.
30:37I am in the Charleston Concert Man.
30:38Oh, shut the f*** up.
30:44All right, so the mini trombone.
30:46I want to go back to this.
30:47It's not a trombone.
30:48You said it was a trombone.
30:48Miniature tuba.
30:50Do you know what a tuba is?
30:52I need to hear the sound of a tuba.
30:54I can't make it.
30:55How do you play it?
30:57I go, eh.
31:01Corey's a huge flirt.
31:02I mean, he's hot in like a...
31:05Talk to me nice.
31:06I mean, yeah, you know, I spit all up on that.
31:10Like a f***ing boy way.
31:11It goes from my lap to above my head.
31:13I thought you said it was miniature.
31:15Well, the normal tuba is like that,
31:17and mine is like this.
31:18So you're not a full nerd.
31:19Half nerd.
31:21Or you're a full nerd.
31:22Full nerd.
31:22Oh, yeah.
31:24So when I come over to your house tonight,
31:25are you going to play the trumpet or the trombone?
31:29I'm going to make you hold my snake.
31:30That's not how.
31:31You can hold mine.
31:34Corn snake?
31:35No, it's an anaconda.
31:36Oh, okay.
31:37Yeah.
31:37It's very feisty.
31:39Oh, wow.
31:41Shiny, toxic f*** boy.
31:44Like, my therapy apparently is not working very well.
31:47This is who I think is cute.
31:49All right, these are tight pants, all right?
31:51It's cold on here.
31:52Corn snake?
31:54I love the energy that's happening.
31:56It's f***ing great.
31:56I f***ing love it.
31:57Look at Lolly over there.
32:00They actually look really cute together.
32:02Oh, I need it.
32:03Cory, I knew I'd like her.
32:04I'm just going to speak.
32:06Sally's fun.
32:06But she's not your type, right?
32:11No, I think she's beautiful.
32:13I mean, you're single now.
32:16Why not?
32:17No, look.
32:17But, yeah.
32:18Sally and I would probably have a lot of fun together.
32:20Who knows what happens?
32:21Yeah.
32:26Coming up.
32:27We need you to talk to Craig.
32:28No.
32:29I'm like, ready for you to...
32:30I'm not.
32:31That is so rude.
32:41Look at these little baby bombs.
32:43I know.
32:44Yeah.
32:46Hudson, man, you want a double-deck with some caviar?
32:48No, thank you.
32:49This isn't your palate, huh?
32:51Sally.
32:52Craig, I've missed you.
32:53I know.
32:54Where have you been?
32:55Whitney said he wants to have an after-party at the bar that he built.
32:58Wait, really?
32:58Yeah.
32:59I've never been over there.
33:00I was like, well, we're all going to go out anyway, so, like, why don't we just, like...
33:03Are we going out?
33:04Yeah, but now we'll do it.
33:06He calls it the lair.
33:07Wait, that'll be fun.
33:08Yeah, so this is over at seven.
33:10I know, I'm excited.
33:11I mean, so how are you feeling right now?
33:12I'm okay.
33:13Well, I was just kind of very, very interested when I said to Craig, go say hi to Benita.
33:17He's like, why would I do that?
33:18I just wish that at this point he would have let go of whatever Petty did.
33:22That was behind this whole fracture.
33:25He made the decision to make sure that whatever was happening between us stayed petty.
33:29when he verbally said out loud, publicly, I don't like her.
33:34I know.
33:35Hey, how are you, Benita?
33:37I almost didn't come to me because I was like...
33:39Really?
33:39She was like, I think she's enjoying the attention and having a good...
33:42I was like, I couldn't sleep for a month.
33:45I know.
33:45It would have been so different if he said to me, hey, I don't like what you did.
33:49I don't like what you said.
33:50Can we talk about it?
33:51You said it publicly, just saying you essentially.
33:52I don't associate myself with her.
33:57Never, never.
34:00Let me help you out.
34:01Stop.
34:02I was going to say, he was going to put his...
34:04Jesus.
34:10My baby is like in the worst spot.
34:13Her head is like, ooh.
34:16But she did.
34:16I don't like it.
34:19God, man, I'm super happy for you guys.
34:20Seriously.
34:21Cheers.
34:21Cheers.
34:23Um, are you just playing like a passenger princess in this?
34:26You're like...
34:26Oh, yeah, 100%.
34:26You're like, especially for the nursery, you know that?
34:28You're like, do what you want to do.
34:29Okay.
34:29Yeah.
34:30Whatever you want to do.
34:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:31That's...
34:32100%.
34:32Yeah.
34:34How's things going with you?
34:34Good, man.
34:35So, I have the same girlfriend.
34:36She's in Charlotte.
34:38Like, she's living her life there and I'm living my life here and it's good.
34:41It's good so I can, like, really focus on things that need my attention, I should say.
34:47So, um, it's all good.
34:50Yeah.
34:50Well, that's good.
34:51Yeah, yeah.
34:51It's all good.
34:52All right.
34:53Well, good luck with that.
34:54Did you go out last night?
34:56I stayed home and finished your present.
34:58Oh.
35:00I love this.
35:01I didn't know how to package this, but...
35:03Okay.
35:03This is handmade.
35:04Yeah.
35:05We'll have to finish it, but...
35:06Craig, I'm gonna cry.
35:09Are you kidding me?
35:10Wait, Craig is opening gifts over there on the sidewalk.
35:14That's kind of tacky.
35:18You did that.
35:19Oh, give me a hug.
35:20And each square has a different meaning.
35:23So one of a kind.
35:24Yeah.
35:25So I was in Missouri learning to quilt the last few weeks and I haven't done one by myself.
35:29This is the first one I did by myself.
35:31And this is a good stitch.
35:32Look how cute.
35:33So when everyone was out partying, I did this last.
35:36I mean, just keep outshining them.
35:39Should we have her open gifts?
35:41Okay.
35:42Works for me.
35:43Madison, can we open your gifts?
35:46Are we opening the presents?
35:47Yeah.
35:48All right.
35:48We're opening presents.
35:49We got a baby gifts.
35:50Baby gifts.
35:50Me and Austin went shopping together.
35:52Oh.
35:53Austin brought a whole ass teddy bear.
35:56We picked up the damn thing and it looks stupid.
35:59What the heck's wrong with my teddy?
36:02It feels expensive.
36:03Well, it was actually.
36:05Good.
36:05But look.
36:05Okay, we're missing the gift.
36:09Are you trying to arrest me?
36:10You don't put handcuffs on me.
36:12Just cuff me.
36:12Put me in the back of the car.
36:13No.
36:14Put me in the back of the car.
36:17You just touched my butt.
36:18I need it, you know?
36:19She touched my butt.
36:20Don't call HR.
36:21She touched my butt.
36:24Oh, no.
36:25I'm really, I'm going to get fired from the band.
36:29What time is you supposed to be there?
36:3150 minutes ago?
36:32Oh, negative minutes ago.
36:33That's great.
36:34I said, are they going to hate me if I don't come?
36:36And he says, probably.
36:37Don't say that.
36:38Be like, I have issues.
36:43I dicked around and I didn't go.
36:46I feel bad I let them down.
36:48They're never going to let me back in.
36:50They're going to be so mad.
36:55I'm sorry.
36:56Calm down.
36:56All right, well, big presents.
37:04We got a baby gifts, baby gifts.
37:06You want to see mine?
37:07Yeah.
37:08Queen, have a seat.
37:08You bring it to me.
37:09I will.
37:10OK.
37:10Here you go.
37:11Thank you, chef.
37:13Oh, wow.
37:14I'm so shocked at Christian.
37:16That's way worse than you.
37:17I thought it was hilarious.
37:18That's great.
37:19Cute.
37:20See, isn't this fun?
37:21People buy you gifts.
37:25Whoa.
37:26That came from England, and it's a dress designer who does the Princess of Wales children.
37:33Oh.
37:34So it's fancy.
37:35Fancy.
37:36Tyler and Rodrigo.
37:38Only for you.
37:39Now, I have a feeling.
37:40Is this going to be funny?
37:42No, it's not.
37:43It's very personal.
37:45Oh, .
37:48What?
37:52That's so sweet.
37:53I painted it myself.
37:55Look.
37:56That is so.
37:58Teddy.
37:59The baby.
38:02I don't cry very often, but Rodrigo obviously knew that I was naming the baby Teddy after my
38:09late father.
38:10Not having my dad, it makes me very emotional.
38:15Love you.
38:16Love you.
38:19I know my dad loved Brett so much, and I know that he wanted us to have a family, and
38:26so it only made sense for me to name her after him.
38:35Sorry I've sat here and sobbed at you.
38:37The bartenders are therapists, too, so.
38:41Wait, are you crying?
38:43I don't know.
38:44I'm just upset because I skipped my band concert for this.
38:47Oh, my God.
38:48No, you did the right decision.
38:50Yeah.
38:53Hey, Craig.
38:55Hey, girl.
38:55Shall we go to the bunkhouse?
38:57Oh, perfect.
38:58But I need to make sure.
38:59My name is okay.
38:59Okay.
39:00Yo, Corey.
39:03Let's go to the lair.
39:05Oh, is this the lair?
39:06Yeah.
39:07Did Sandman come in?
39:09Do you have any cold ones?
39:10Yeah.
39:11Yeah.
39:12Absolutely.
39:13I need a...
39:14Fritz.
39:15We need you to talk to Craig.
39:16No.
39:17I'm like ready for you to...
39:18I'm not.
39:20Being a bigger person is a big...
39:22Well, I feel like I'm always that.
39:24Dude, I'm going to Whitney's.
39:27Oh, God.
39:27I don't want to do it here.
39:28He can come to my house.
39:29I don't want to do it here.
39:30He's never...
39:31That's actually a good idea.
39:32Don't be a bulls**t.
39:33Be like...
39:33No, I don't want it to happen here.
39:35You say this is Madison's day.
39:37I don't want to ruin her day, which is why...
39:39And he'll agree.
39:40He will...
39:41Yeah, I like that.
39:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:43Yeah, he will.
39:44Well, then he's going to look bad.
39:47Who's coming in?
39:48Austin.
39:48Hey, guys.
39:49Hey, hey.
39:50Pour bourbon.
39:51All right, mother...
39:52Here, I'll give you Pappy's.
39:53I can smell that.
39:54This is smooth as his...
39:55Smooth as his brain.
39:57I don't want to speak to Craig because I'm afraid that he's going to yell at Madison's
40:03baby shower, and that's the last thing I want.
40:05Why don't you wait for the after party?
40:07So it's not Madison's baby shower.
40:08What's the after?
40:08What's the...
40:09Wait, hold on.
40:10There's an after party?
40:11What's the after party?
40:12Stop speaking.
40:12Where?
40:12I gotta go.
40:13Wait, did nobody else know about this?
40:15We're going to Whitney's.
40:16Craig is there.
40:18Talk to her.
40:20I guess Sally is a girl's girl until a man is involved.
40:23I'm just ready to party.
40:27I'm not speaking to him.
40:28Go.
40:28You're not.
40:29No, I'm not doing it because I'm not trying to make it a thing.
40:31That's why I'm like, I'm out.
40:32Okay, I don't personally think it's breaking girl code to be chatting with the enemy.
40:37If they start getting in a fight and Craig starts screaming at Vanita, I'm coming in
40:42to save my girl.
40:43But if I'm just talking to Craig and having a good conversation with him, I think that
40:49that's okay.
40:50That is so rude.
40:52Can we open these gates?
40:54I'm just like over the like, oh my God, why are they not talking to each other?
41:00Not necessary.
41:07This season on Southern Charm.
41:09Summer 2025.
41:10Best summer ever.
41:13My nickname in high school was Frank the Tank.
41:16Guess who she is?
41:18Me.
41:18Charlie's here.
41:22She's cute.
41:23The question is, who is Charlie targeting?
41:26The love triangle is happening.
41:29This is the first day I've ever been on where I haven't hooked up with a person before.
41:32That's crazy.
41:33Oh, y'all stayed the night here?
41:35I don't want to stop hanging out with Craig.
41:41He's walking like a dog on a leash until he is done with you.
41:47You know, Audrey, I'm not going to lie, it's been easy.
41:49Do you feel like you're bored?
41:51Two girls just randomly said that their roommate hooked up with Alston.
41:54It was a salacious rumor.
41:56Is that what you believe?
41:58I want it.
41:59Give it to me.
41:59Come on, not Sally.
42:01I mean, I think he wants to her.
42:03Holy crap.
42:04You are being sh**ty.
42:05You're being sh**ty.
42:07You are sh**ty.
42:08Always.
42:09You f**king asshole.
42:10You are a bully.
42:11Get it all out on the table in front of everybody.
42:14Get it out.
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