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00:00The End

00:30Ralph, I presume?

00:32Yes. How could you have known?

00:34Here at Café de Baggage, we know all about our patrons.

00:37Remember, we've gone through all your emotional baggage.

00:41Comforting, God.

00:43You know, this should be more than enough of first impressions.

00:46There's definitely no need to bring up more.

00:47Actually, sir, we have already created an itinerary for you tonight.

00:52It's how we can ensure the most successful experience.

00:58Observe.

01:00Three, two, one.

01:06You chew up pencils.

01:08You leave gum under desks.

01:11We are both insufferable.

01:14Yes.

01:16Will you marry me?

01:19Yes.

01:22Yes, well, it's all good.

01:24But I'm already late, so I'll just, you know.

01:26We'll be sure to add this back to your pile.

01:32Pile?

01:33You're bringing in the hole?

01:35Pile?

01:35Not that there's anything that bad in my pile.

01:37I just think this is enough.

01:38Of course not, sir.

01:40Right this way.

01:41Say, I'm Ralph.

01:52I hope I didn't keep you waiting long.

01:54Hmm, you did, sir.

01:57Well, there now.

01:59It's quite all right.

02:01I had myself a drink on you.

02:02Well, I'm glad to hear I was a gentleman.

02:06I thought you four and a half minutes ago.

02:08I thought I'd be buying your drink.

02:09Well, in that case, I'll bill you.

02:11Come on, Jim.

02:21Oh, I'm so sorry.

02:28My God.

02:33Harmony.

02:35You're over my quota.

02:36Oh, that horrible little website.

02:39Why would they pair you with me?

02:42Yes, I'm sorry.

02:42I don't think I...

02:43I mean, really?

02:45That's your baggage?

02:48Excuse me.

02:49That's yours?

02:51Mine is downright standard.

02:53You're clearly a train wreck and a two-bit tie.

02:56Standard?

02:57Sweetheart, that's enough for five lifetimes as a war doctor.

03:02Well.

03:02I'm sorry, Ralph.

03:05You're clearly some big project,

03:07and I've got enough to handle on my own.

03:09Well, let's see.

03:13Well, that's a mighty strange thing to stand up and yell.

03:16Well, I think you just know your problems are worse than mine.

03:22Good night.

03:29All right, kid.

03:32Let's do this.

03:46One.

03:47Two.

03:49Three.

03:54Oh, you smoke.

03:56Says the man who smokes.

03:58Well, it's a bad habit.

03:59My grandmother smoked and lived to be 96.

04:01Well, I'm trying to quit.

04:02So you think you're better because you're ashamed?

04:05At least I'm owning my bad habit.

04:06That makes me better.

04:14Three.

04:15Two.

04:16One.

04:17One.

04:21One.

04:22Do you not clean your apartment?

04:35Hardly ever.

04:36It's boring.

04:37And hard.

04:38I agree.

04:41I'm mostly on these dating sites to motivate myself to clean.

04:46I get that.

04:49I do.

05:04Are you nervous?

05:10No.

05:11I hear you.

05:14Um.

05:17Three.

05:19Two.

05:20One.

05:21Oh, dear.

05:40Oh, goodness gracious.

05:42It's yours.

05:45Oh, that's mine, by the way.

05:47Pardon?

05:48It's mine.

05:49But just to be clear, this means that you're also into AIM.

05:54But, yeah.

06:01Is that another bedroom bag?

06:04You pig.

06:06I knew you were into it.

06:07No, it's, uh, it's worse.

06:10Oh.

06:11Right.

06:14Only thing is that.

06:15Did somebody say, Ralph, the man is obsessed.

06:19I'm the love of his life.

06:20No, you're not, you witch.

06:22You're just my first serious girlfriend.

06:25Oh, my God.

06:26You're really not over me, Ralph.

06:28It's so ugly.

06:30I am over you, you damn ghoul.

06:32Your entire love life after me has been spent in spite of me, Ralph.

06:36Well, because I barely cheated on you.

06:39Oh.

06:40Get over it, you sad little bitch.

06:42You treat people like dirt because you're an empty husk of a human.

06:46You'll never be happy, Trixie.

06:48And your head's about four wheels short of an empty wagon.

06:51Oh.

06:59Wow.

07:00She is a nightmare.

07:02She is the worst, yes.

07:04She is absolutely awful.

07:06She is.

07:06I was.

07:08You know, I've been cheated on before.

07:17Are you two going to order anything?

07:19Yeah, she'll have the boiled chicken plate with the unsalted veggie paste.

07:24Oh, Bonnie, bubble.

07:25Well, hush, doll.

07:28Excuse me.

07:31I can help you live a healthy lifestyle.

07:33Eat less donuts.

07:34I don't need you to order from me like a toddler.

07:37You told me that you screw everything up for yourself.

07:46You're still smoking.

07:47Oh, please, Bonnie, just stop.

07:49Please.

07:50You see, doll, this is why no one helps you, because you just refuse it.

07:56Making good life choices isn't a substitute for having an actual soul, you gum-bumping meat log.

08:03You.

08:06Flicked my nipples.

08:07Wow.

08:17Wow.

08:18You got rid of him.

08:21Usually it...

08:21Look, I think we should just call her tonight.

08:27What?

08:28Why?

08:28I'm thinking we are too much for each other.

08:33Your fae, it's already too much to take on, and we barely know...

08:37Hey, Chief, this was your idea.

08:39I didn't ask you to take on anything.

08:42Neither did I.

08:43Maybe it just happens.

08:46You know, I've never had a date fight with me while I'm agreeing with her.

08:50Why are we here?

08:51You're right, Ralph.

08:58I'm so glad I could convince you.

09:01Good bitch!

09:03Sir, good lord, will you be covering your girlfriend's baggage transportation fee as well?

09:33Harmony.

09:36She's not my...

09:38Whatever.

09:50It's sweet, almost.

09:54Two disgusting idiots.

09:57So used to chaos that they are able to clean up each other's messes with ease.

10:01Yes, two irredeemable idiots.

10:09Strangely equipped...

10:09I get it.

10:11Here.

10:13You, sir.

10:17Hey, do you really think that we're...

10:19Nuts!

10:31Nuts!

10:41Here he is!

10:42Hey, let's give it another shot, please!

10:50Scout!

10:51Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

11:21Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

11:51Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

12:21Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

12:51You know, you shouldn't smoke.

12:58Now, this is to you.

12:59I come, your baggage, ransacked court for a moon for the night.

13:04Cry me.

13:06Cry me.

13:08Cry me.

13:09Cry me.

13:10Cry me.

13:11Cry me.

13:20Cry me.

13:21Cry me.

13:22Cry me.

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