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00:00I love you.
00:23I love you so much.
00:26Hey guys, don't mean to interrupt. Is there anything I can do for you?
00:32Yes, we are here to get a new climbing harness for her.
00:41Yeah, we're kind of in a rush. We actually need to hit the road pretty soon.
00:44Yeah, if you guys want to go to the climbing section, I can meet you back there and get you guys fitted.
00:47Perfect. Thanks so much.
00:48Yeah, no problem. What was your name?
00:49Jason.
00:50Hi, Jason. Nice to meet you.
00:51Cool, cool, cool.
00:53Cool guy. Yes, I will meet you guys back there.
00:58I'm going to take a quick phone call and I'll be right over there.
01:01You don't want to come and take it over there?
01:03No, I think just so that you guys can go ahead and get it done and we can hit the road.
01:07It'll be fine.
01:08Yeah.
01:08What?
01:09I'm just going to miss you.
01:12It'll be two seconds. I'll miss you too. I'll be right over there, okay?
01:16Yes.
01:16Okay, okay? You good?
01:18Love you.
01:18Love you too.
01:22No, I texted you last week. You thumbs-dupped it. I never agreed to it.
01:30Just ask your sister, okay? I gotta go.
01:34Uh, hi.
01:35Hi.
01:36Yes, what'd you say?
01:36I said, can I help you?
01:38Uh, no, I am just here looking for some other stuff and, um, I'm just finishing up a call, sorry.
01:47Okay.
01:48Just, um, you're touching each pair of sunglasses individually.
01:50No, I noticed that, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I noticed that some of them, it's my OCD,
01:55I noticed that some of them were not on the, uh, rack.
01:58These ones also, these are like my first pair I ever had when I started climbing.
02:02Oh, really?
02:02Yeah, I think they're sick.
02:03It's amazing.
02:04They're like an OCD.
02:05If you were, if you were just to see me on the street, do you like these?
02:08I don't know, the Jazz Festival isn't done, it's amazing.
02:10Um, you look sick.
02:12Wow.
02:12That just says normal shoes, personally, but.
02:14Um, do you actually mind helping me with my harness?
02:17Yeah.
02:18Yeah, no problem.
02:19So much.
02:20Yeah, it's this.
02:21So you don't like them?
02:22They, well, I love the sunglasses, I'm not disrespecting the problem.
02:25Let me try and, let me try and.
02:28No, it does, you don't mind?
02:29No.
02:30Okay, yeah, it should be a little bit tighter.
02:32The main rule is like, you should fit two fingers in or anything.
02:36Does that look tight?
02:37Are you okay?
02:38Yes.
02:39You want me to hold on to these?
02:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:46Playboy.
02:48Come out and playboy.
02:50How you doing?
02:51What is this?
02:52Yeah, Jill painted it.
02:53This is the same van?
02:55Yeah.
02:56It was before we split.
02:57Um, yeah, you could text us if you need anything.
03:00I'm not sure if we're going to have a reception because we're going to be so far up the mountain.
03:06Um, no, dude, thank you so much for this.
03:09She's like, she's so fucking pumped.
03:11I'm pumped too.
03:12I think it's going to be, I think it's going to be like really good kind of chemistry building for us.
03:16Whatever.
03:17Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
03:18Um, cool.
03:19So we'll see you Monday night and we'll bring dinner.
03:22Uh, Sunday, right?
03:24We said Sunday.
03:33Uh...
03:36Let's just thank him after it.
03:38Let's not thank him while he's doing the job.
03:40Okay, yes, but we'll tell her the rings.
03:46You don't have rings around your eyes.
03:48Yes, I do.
03:49I'll give your hands to them.
03:50No, that's cheating.
03:52They're just pretty much beautiful.
03:54Do that again.
03:55No.
03:56Okay.
03:56I can see you.
03:58Look at me closer.
04:00I'm looking at you.
04:01Okay, I'm looking right at you.
04:02I'm looking right at you.
04:03Do that again.
04:04Ah!
04:05Careful!
04:06Oh my god.
04:07Are you okay?
04:10Yeah, I'm okay.
04:14You okay?
04:17What?
04:19You don't have rings around your eyes.
04:22I literally do.
04:23Stop!
04:24I do!
04:24Seriously, actually, look.
04:37Good morning, Mr. Sleepyhead.
04:47Good morning.
04:48Well, I just did the whole climb.
04:50Baby, it was amazing.
04:53I guess we can just go back to sleep then.
04:55Aww.
04:56Take a little time already.
04:57Why don't you just come back in bed and we'll go to sleep?
05:00No, I wanna...
05:01Don't touch my mouth.
05:01Sorry, sorry.
05:03Baby, will you hand me my harness, please?
05:05There you go.
05:12Okay.
05:13Aggro.
05:14What?
05:15Aggro.
05:17Sorry.
05:35Let me know if you need more slack.
05:45You're doing great.
05:48Yeah, yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:49Whoa, hold on.
05:50Take a beat.
05:52Match those feet, babe.
05:53Come on, babe.
05:54Yes.
06:03Yeah.
06:06Great job, babe.
06:09That's my girl.
06:10Come here.
06:12I'll join you up there in just a second.
06:14Okay.
06:16Babe, just match with your feet.
06:29I know the path you took.
06:30I was belaying you.
06:30I'm finding my own beta.
06:32Okay?
06:33Okay.
06:39Ah, babe.
06:42You look so good.
06:43Hang on.
06:44Hang on.
06:44Got you.
06:46Okay.
06:54Keep your hips close to the rock, my love.
07:02You did so good.
07:03Whoo!
07:03You did so good.
07:05Really?
07:05Yeah.
07:10Okay.
07:10It took some time.
07:11It took some time.
07:12Damn, this is so fucking good.
07:13Oh my god, I'm so proud of you.
07:14Holy shit.
07:18Do you want you to drink this?
07:19Please don't just say it looks like gross baby food.
07:21I just want you to drink it.
07:21It looks like gross baby food.
07:22I know, but can you just actually drink it?
07:24Because it's good for you and it's full of electrolytes.
07:30Oh my god.
07:30Oh my god.
07:33Hello?
07:35Hello?
07:36Hey.
07:38Oh, thank god.
07:40I've been stuck here for hours.
07:43I'm almost out of rope.
07:44Oh, fuck.
07:46Are you by yourself?
07:49Fuck.
07:51I just need to clip into one of you, please.
07:54Yes.
07:54Okay.
07:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:56For sure.
07:56For sure.
07:56One second.
07:57I'll be right there.
07:57We'll come down right now.
07:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:00I'll just go really, really quick and then I'll come right back.
08:02Can I sneak past you?
08:03Okay.
08:04Okay.
08:04Are you good with that?
08:05Yeah, no.
08:06I'm just logistics wise.
08:07How does it work with the ropes?
08:08You're going to...
08:08You're going to go down.
08:10You should both go.
08:12Hello?
08:12Yes!
08:13One second.
08:13One second, buddy.
08:14Hang tight.
08:15You want to just leave me here and you'll go down that way?
08:17That's a little sad.
08:19Okay.
08:19No, go.
08:21You're the pro climber.
08:22Go ahead.
08:22I'm not mad at you.
08:24You literally are.
08:24You sound so mad.
08:26I'm not mad at you.
08:27You want...
08:28You want to go do it solo?
08:29Go down there.
08:31Maybe he's a cute guy.
08:32You can flirt a little.
08:33You can have fun.
08:34I think it's perfectly understandable that I would be a little bit triggered by that,
08:37considering you fucked Michelle Mattson.
08:40You guys have signal?
08:42No!
08:43Okay.
08:43You clearly are dying to go down by yourself.
08:46Take your phone.
08:47Take a selfie with him.
08:48Get his Instagram handle.
08:49Maybe he's a hot guy with like lots of beautiful hair.
08:53If I have another conversation with a woman who identifies as a woman,
08:57it doesn't mean that I'm cheating on you.
09:00We're coming!
09:02Fuck!
09:06Hey, look.
09:07Can we just take a second to realize how fucking sick this day has been?
09:14We can't let this bullshit interrupt this.
09:16If this is something you want to talk about, we can talk about it.
09:18Look at me.
09:19Look at me.
09:20Yeah, I'm sorry.
09:21I'm sorry.
09:22I don't want to fight either.
09:23Listen, this is what I think we should do.
09:26We'll do it quick.
09:27We won't do it too fast, but we'll get up there, you know, with like a little pace.
09:31We'll take a picture so that you can post it on the ground.
09:34Yeah?
09:34Are you serious?
09:36Yes.
09:37And then, and then look, we'll go down to where we have reception.
09:39We'll call in help for the guy.
09:40Okay, smart.
09:41This guy's been up here by himself for a minute.
09:43He's not panicking.
09:44He sounds like he's pretty chill.
09:46No, but that's smarter to get there.
09:46Also, like, we don't really have the tools to help him.
09:49That was kind of what I was saying.
09:50It's like, why would we, why would, why would we both even go help when we don't have,
09:54how are we going to give him our road?
09:56And the other thing is, I'm kind of thinking like, what's the law?
09:58The Dow is up three-tenths of a percent with tech leading gains on Wall Street.
10:03Over to Big Bear, California, where the body of a man was found in what appears to be a
10:07fluke rock climbing accident, according to first responders who reportedly found him early this morning.
10:12Alexa, play Lake Street Dive radio.
10:24Obviously obsessed with the van.
10:25Well, it's awesome looking.
10:27The paint job.
10:28I guess the cons would be the reason we didn't bring the van back to you, clearly,
10:34because it's in the shop, uh, in Rialto, which isn't that far really.
10:38No, it's actually way closer than I thought.
10:40Dude, without traffic, you can get there in 45, 50 minutes.
10:43And thank God, thank God, our boy Martinez, or he's an old man.
10:47I know, our boy who's like a grandfather.
10:49He was open.
10:50He kind of like lives in the mechanics office.
10:52Yeah.
10:53And he walked us through kind of a litany of problems with the van that he said had been existing far before the weekend.
11:00Because I was like, wait, did we do this?
11:02Um, and what he told us was that there are four central problems that he could fix.
11:09You're like, uh, what?
11:10So what we'll do is we'll get the, uh, the bill.
11:12We're not going to, like, leave you hanging with the bill.
11:15But we'll split it up for the things that we kind of attributed to needing to be fixed,
11:19which is basically the tires, like you said.
11:21The tires were the most expensive part.
11:23The kind of, basically the tires.
11:24We'll pay for the tire.
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