01:04If you go out and you want to start a conversation with someone like at the club last night and I'm like, I'm driving with Shanti, there's like half the kids that are driving.
01:20Yeah.
01:21Put a picture of Shanti on my private store and like 10 people swiped up and they're like,
01:37Shanti.
01:38Shanti.
01:39You know what's funny?
01:40What?
01:41You know Murdoch's daughter, Grace?
01:44Mm-hmm.
01:45When I brought her up here, she's like, Shanti, where are we?
01:49I'm in Ike in Harlem.
01:50She's like, where?
01:51Go.
01:52Go.
01:53I'm like, this is how the other half lives.
01:56Yes.
01:57What did she say?
01:59They tip you very well, you know, if they like you.
02:10Money is not an object to them.
02:11They spend that money like it's nothing.
02:17Whatever they want, they get.
02:20Their parents have great respect for me.
02:23I get invited to go to the Hamptons and all of that, but that's not my thing.
02:28I didn't grow up like that, so stop beeping at me.
02:32Really?
02:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:40This is Empire State Driving.
02:41Can I help you?
02:42I need you to send me pictures of both books.
02:47What's today?
02:48Is today Monday?
02:50Monday?
02:51Tuesday?
02:52Her pass rate is about 99%.
02:58And that's for the last 30 years.
03:01Six, seven, eight, nine new requests for lessons.
03:06Empire State Driving School is all one word.
03:09Empire State.
03:14I'm going to say she's, in my mind, she's disrespectful.
03:20But she is, she's very disrespectful, but in a good way, in a funny way.
03:29Not in a bad way.
03:30You know, she's not like, you know.
03:34No.
03:35Really, Mr. fucking cab driver?
03:38Piece of shit.
03:40What is this guy doing?
03:42He's a fucking asshole.
03:45What the fuck?
03:46Stay there!
03:47Break.
03:49Break for this nasty ass, shitty ass road.
03:53Hot dick.
03:54Hot dick.
03:55Why'd he do that?
03:56What did you just say he was?
03:57He's a dick.
03:58So let's keep it that way.
03:59Oh my god.
04:00Alright, let's go to Dunkin' and get me some coffee now before I die.
04:03Okay.
04:06No more gas.
04:08I finally put my wedding ring back on.
04:10I saw that.
04:11You did?
04:12I put it on this morning.
04:13I noticed it.
04:15That's very pretty.
04:17Mm-hmm.
04:23I'm going to be really scared.
04:24No, you're just psyching yourself up.
04:25I'm going to kick your ass.
04:26Can you help me on the highway?
04:28But I'm going to help you, Marge.
04:29Look here.
04:30Marge!
04:31Oh my god.
04:32Oh my god.
04:33Oh my god.
04:34Stop your shit and turn off the signals and behave yourself.
04:37Okay?
04:38Don't breathe yes.
04:39You're not having a baby yet.
04:41So you don't need to...
04:42Am I saying right?
04:43Just signal yes.
04:44Mom, step on the gas pedal.
04:56You're not having a baby yet.
04:57You're not having a baby yet.
04:58You're not having a baby yet.
04:59You're not having a baby yet.
05:00You're not having a baby yet.
05:01You're not having a baby yet.
05:02You're not having a baby yet.
05:03You're not having a baby yet.
05:04You're not having a baby yet.
05:05You're not having a baby yet.
05:06You're not having a baby yet.
05:07You're not having a baby yet.
05:08You're not having a baby yet.
05:09You're not having a baby yet.
05:10You're not having a baby yet.
05:11You're not having a baby yet.
05:12You're not having a baby yet.
05:13You're not having a baby yet.
05:14You're not having a baby yet.
05:15You're not having a baby yet.
05:16You're not having a baby yet.
05:17You're not having a baby yet.
05:18All right, guys, welcome to the Bronx.
05:32You have to drive every day in order to pass that test.
05:38You know that, right?
05:40Yeah.
05:42See, these kids, they like to blame the examiner,
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