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00:00Good work, everyone.
00:30For us to be graced with Master's praise.
00:35Oh, what a wonderful, joyous day this is.
00:37We've, like, already used up all our good luck in life.
00:41Oh, he's so cool.
00:43I want to get a big sniff of his feet so bad.
00:46Hello!
00:47Master Light, may I have permission to silence these blabbering fairy maids?
00:52It's okay.
00:53They're just smitten with me.
00:54It's not a big deal.
00:55Good morning, my people.
01:05A merry fine day to you, Master Light.
01:07Master Light, please come try our newest dish.
01:10Next time, okay?
01:11Master Light, we're starting to run short on snack foods.
01:14I'll let the administrator know.
01:16Thank you, sir.
01:17I'll get that rectified so that people won't think it's a logistics problem.
01:22The population has gotten bigger these past three years, so we should revise the system.
01:27What are the other members of the Quartet up to?
01:29Dutifully carrying out their missions.
01:31Aoyuki has been scouting the upper perimeter of the Abyss and making maps.
01:36Great!
01:37The forests around the Abyss are absolutely crawling with monsters.
01:41But that's no problem for a tamer like her.
01:44I'm not so certain.
01:45You know she is as fickle as a cat.
01:47I wouldn't have her any other way.
01:51Has Ellie been making good progress with her task?
01:54Of course.
01:54She has been working hard to develop new magic in line with your grand plan.
02:00I know it's a lot of work with so many different wheels in motion.
02:03I hope she doesn't get overwhelmed.
02:05We relish in our service to you, Master.
02:08And Nazuna?
02:09Patrolling the castle grounds as per usual.
02:13While of course she is an expert at close combat.
02:16But aside from that...
02:17Well, you know what I mean.
02:19Nazuna's great to have around.
02:21She makes things fun.
02:24She makes things fun.
02:54I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
03:24Oh
03:39Oh
03:54Your light!
04:11I was getting tired of waiting.
04:14Now, Jack, as I have told you many times before, you must address Master Light.
04:19Let him be. It's fine. You know I see Jack as an older brother.
04:23Yeah, you hear that?
04:26Okay, I'm off to train for a little while. I wish you the best.
04:31The gloves are off today.
04:33Great. Right back at you.
04:35Then here I come.
04:37Bring it on.
04:44Whoa, simmer down, man. Good thing they call me Iron-Blooded Barricade. That punch would have probably killed somebody else.
04:51I told you I wasn't holding back today.
04:54Hell yeah.
04:55All clear there. All clear. All clear.
05:10Good day, Lady Nazuna.
05:12On a walk? I mean, on your patrol?
05:16Bet your butt I am!
05:17I'm carrying out orders from Master Light. It's a super important job.
05:21Such admirable work ethic.
05:23You slay, Queen!
05:24It's such a relief to have you patrolling and keeping us safe.
05:28Please keep up the good work.
05:30Oh, shucks! You're making me blush.
05:32I'm like only doing what the Master told me to do, you know. No BD.
05:36Where will you be patrolling next?
05:38I haven't decided why what's up.
05:41Actually, there is a spot that we'd really love to have you check out for us.
05:46A very important and top secret spot.
05:49It's like totally off limits for us.
05:52But for you, Lady Nazuna...
05:55What spot are you talking about?
05:58Oh, uh, Mei?
06:06Nazuna? Is something the matter?
06:09And why are you coming to Master's bedroom?
06:11Because I'm on patrol!
06:13This area is secure. Go someplace else.
06:15So, like, what are you doing in Master Light's room?
06:18He's away training with Jack now, right?
06:20Because I was cleaning up, of course.
06:23It goes against the maid's code for me to do nothing.
06:26Even when Master isn't anywhere around.
06:28So, therefore, I was cleaning and arranging his quarters.
06:32Like I said, you can go patrol elsewhere.
06:34Wow, you're really a workaholic.
06:36But I gotta say, the bed looks like somebody's just finished rolling around and kicking their legs while sniffing the pillows.
06:43Did you make it like that on purpose?
06:46Why, of course.
06:47It's part of my unique bed-making style.
06:50Wow!
06:51Could you tell me more about that?
06:53It's a trade secret, so I'm afraid that's not possible.
06:57Secret?
06:57Is that like a special skill that only works for housekeeping?
07:00Hot damn!
07:01You really live up to your reputation as Master's first summon.
07:04Thank God that Nazana has no brain cells.
07:07Oh!
07:08I almost forgot.
07:09Some maids wanted me to pass on a message to you.
07:12Let them see her.
07:14Oh, where did I put him?
07:17Bingo!
07:18Now then, down with you and your unfair monopoly of Master Light's room.
07:23We demand you give everybody the express right to clean his quarters.
07:27Vote yes on removing the tyrannical head maid from her position.
07:31Get wrecked!
07:32Get wrecked!
07:33Get wrecked!
07:33Get wrecked!
07:34That's all!
07:36But, um, I can't make any sense of that last one.
07:39Are they telling you to get checked for some kind of virus or fungus or what?
07:44It's nothing you need to worry about, Nazana.
07:47Are you sure?
07:48This is my responsibility as head maid.
07:50I will personally address the fairy maids and their problems.
07:54All right!
07:54It's not much, but please take this as my thanks.
07:58Woo!
07:59I got a tip!
08:00If you ever need my help with something, just say the word.
08:06Money, money!
08:08Hooray for me!
08:09Cause she gives me pay!
08:10All right!
08:14Welcome!
08:15We just had a new shipment of snacks and sweets come in.
08:18Chocolates and pastries, potato chips and shrimp crackers!
08:22Those won't sway me.
08:23Cause my tummy wants...
08:25Dorayaki!
08:27Hello!
08:28Thank you!
08:29Come again!
08:31Meow!
08:35Hey there, Aruki!
08:37Meow!
08:38Whatcha doing over there, huh?
08:40Didn't you go to the surface to scout the forest around the abyss?
08:43Meow!
08:45You're done already?
08:46Meow!
08:47You can't have my Dorayaki!
08:49Meow!
08:51Keep meowing all you want,
08:53but I can't understand a single word of what it means like Master Light does.
08:57Meow!
08:58Oh!
08:59Were the trees in the way?
09:00Should I go and cut them down for you?
09:02But I guess you can't really scout a forest that has no trees.
09:05Meow!
09:06Or maybe you ran into a super strong monster, yeah?
09:09I can handle that easy!
09:11Meow!
09:13Okay, now just hear me out.
09:15I know you got woman first,
09:16but I look like the older and stronger out of the two of us,
09:20so don't hesitate to call me if you want.
09:22Meow.
09:23Huh?
09:24There's Neo threats.
09:25I finished the part of the Meowp,
09:27Mie wanted.
09:28I came back to deliver it.
09:30Meow!
09:31Shut up!
09:31Then why didn't you just say that earlier?
09:33You're such a meow, Aruki!
09:35See you later!
09:39I'm still on patrol duty.
09:43Bye.
09:52Doroyaki!
09:56Sweet.
09:57It's all clear here.
09:59But it kind of sucks that I haven't seen Master Light at all today.
10:02I miss him.
10:04He always looks so cool on his throne.
10:07So cool!
10:09I just wish he was here!
10:12Ah!
10:12What do you say we call it quits
10:37and go hit the baths, my man?
10:39Sounds good.
10:43You've pretty much mastered using your body as a weapon.
10:46It's all thanks to you, Jack.
10:48Only a select few can hold their own against you here in the Abyss,
10:52which means there will be even fewer on the surface.
10:55Mm-hmm.
10:55But not zero.
10:57Get me?
10:58Mm.
11:01Yeah, I get it.
11:03The surface world will be full of many unknowns.
11:06I swear I won't let my guard down.
11:08I need to see my revenge through to the end.
11:11You know why I have called you all here, I presume?
11:31No, actually.
11:33You don't?
11:35Really, no.
11:37Down with you and your unfair monopoly on Master Light's room.
11:41We demand you give everybody the express right to clean his quarters.
11:44Vote yes on removing the tyrannical head maid from her position.
11:48Get rekt.
11:49Get rekt.
11:50Get rekt.
11:51Get rekt.
11:52Our deepest apologies!
11:57Would you care to explain yourselves, ladies?
12:00I'm not so sure how best to explain it.
12:02This is, like, super awkward.
12:05We know that you're very busy,
12:06so we simply wanted to help lighten your load as much as we could.
12:10C-consider it our unique way of showing you needed support.
12:14By telling me to get rekt?
12:16Well, you see...
12:18And worse yet,
12:19Nazana had to deliver the message instead of you.
12:22I told you guys we should not have given Lady Nazana such a responsibility.
12:26That's so not true.
12:27We were all in agreement.
12:29Because the head maid is totally sneaking to get sniffs of the Master's bed.
12:33But pretty sure I never said that.
12:42Your demands are rejected.
12:44What?
12:44Starting now, I'm assigning you four to clean the hallway that leads to the throne room.
12:49Yes, ma'am.
12:50And you must do it entirely by hand.
12:52What?
12:53By hand?
12:54That entire long-ass hallway?
12:55You mean all by ourselves?
12:58Impossible!
12:59You can and will.
13:00The way of the maid begins with one step,
13:03just as the climb begins with effort.
13:05Okay, then.
13:06I will soon be going to the surface on a special mission for Master Light.
13:09So I expect you all to work diligently in my absence.
13:13Yes, ma'am.
13:15Oh, you...
13:16Man, it's so cool.
13:19I wish I could buy it.
13:21Nazana?
13:22Huh?
13:22What are you doing out here, peeping around like a creep?
13:25You doing some window shopping?
13:27I don't need windows!
13:29Look!
13:29Hmm?
13:30Ah.
13:30How about you, Ali?
13:32Shouldn't you be doing construction or an inspection or making me a pie?
13:36I already completed my tasks today,
13:38so I add some time on my hands and I don't make pies.
13:41Ah, you truly are a dimwit, Nazana.
13:44Your face is a dimwit!
13:46That doesn't make any sense.
13:47I can prove how smart I am!
13:49I know my times tables!
13:51Oh, now that is a bit surprising.
13:53One times one is one!
13:54One times two is three!
13:55One times three is four!
13:57Really?
13:57You can't even get the ones right?
13:59Your stupidity truly knows no bounds.
14:02Only stupid people call stupid people stupid!
14:05You would know!
14:05You would know!
14:06Master Light made me a fundamental part of his plans for revenge,
14:09not you and your tiny non-functioning brain.
14:11You said it.
14:12Yeah?
14:12Well, I've been busy patrolling!
14:13Just the other day we shared high tea
14:16where I informed Master Light on the current progress of our righteous plans.
14:21And next time I intend to book us a nice private room for dinner
14:24and nocturnal fun time.
14:26That's not fair!
14:28I would have high tea with Master Light too!
14:31Not fair! Not fair!
14:33Just the tea part?
14:34Why? Is there something else?
14:37Obviously.
14:38Something that stokes the fire of jealousy.
14:40I'm honestly not sure whether you're a child or just an idiot.
14:44Okay, I got you!
14:45Huh?
14:46You may be super good at magic,
14:48but I know you suck at close-quarter combat.
14:50So, if you ever have trouble,
14:52then just ask me for help!
14:54Hmm?
14:54You really have no clue?
14:56Hmm?
14:57Fine.
14:58I'll be sure to call in the favor someday.
15:00Great!
15:00Leave it to me!
15:02See ya!
15:02Duty still calls for me!
15:04Catch ya later, Ellie!
15:05Oh, poor Nasuna.
15:07Bless her heart.
15:11Why in the hell are we the ones getting into trouble?
15:14There's nothing wrong with complaining about the headmaid's prejudicial management!
15:18I couldn't agree more.
15:20I'm green with envy.
15:22Yeah, but we're like talking about our boss here.
15:25You want to snitch on her?
15:26P-pointless.
15:27She-she's basically untouchable.
15:31Hmm.
15:33Such is life.
15:35We're pretty powerless when it comes to her, aren't we?
15:38I just really wish I was the one cleaning Master Light's room!
15:42Samesies.
15:43I just want to run my nose all through his sheets.
15:46Every last fold and crevice.
15:48Well, I-I want to take his used utensils
15:51and lick them until they're clean.
15:54Freak.
15:55Come on, you know I'm not the only one!
15:58I'd lick them.
16:00Yeah, me too.
16:00My tongue would be, like, all over them.
16:03That's what I thought.
16:05The headmaid has such a busy schedule,
16:07I don't know why she won't let us do some cleaning to help her out with it.
16:10Mm-hmm.
16:11I mean, when you think about it,
16:13she was, like, totally the first summon that Master Light ever made.
16:17Yeah, so what about it?
16:18So, the rumor is that it took, like, three months
16:21before Aoyuki was summoned as the second.
16:23That means they were all by themselves until then.
16:26Our pure and oblivious Master alone with her,
16:29stuck in a dungeon crawling with vile, dangerous monsters.
16:32Not to mention that at the time,
16:34Master Light was an even lower-level adventurer than we are.
16:37A lonely boy and girl?
16:39Alone in a deadly, dark dungeon?
16:40How is it that Mei is so lucky?
16:44I'm going crazy with jealousy right now!
16:47She needs to burn in hellfire!
16:48Maybe we should start one!
16:50If only we could turn this rage into a curse that would kill her!
16:53Okay, let's do it!
16:54Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
16:56Quite a smear campaign you have!
16:58Oh, uh, hello?
17:01I thought you went out on a mission!
17:03I was passing through on my way out
17:05when I heard a few choice words that seemed directed at me.
17:09Die. Die. Die.
17:12You were all so intent on chanting that word.
17:15Would you care to explain why?
17:20I have sworn I absolute loyalty to you, mistress!
17:23Yeah!
17:24Well, I've always looked up to you as my mentor, big sister!
17:28I've wanted to be your minion since before I was summoned!
17:31I'm your loyal pup!
17:33Die! Die! Die!
17:35Um, right.
17:37Well, you see...
17:39We just felt a little jealous,
17:41since you were the first one to get summoned by Master Light and all.
17:45Not that I have any obligation to share,
17:47but for the three months prior to Aoyuki being summoned,
17:50Master Light spent the entire time reading all manner of books
17:53and practicing every kind of martial art.
17:55There was never time for us to do any of the vulgar things
17:59you've been fantasizing about.
18:02The reason I stopped by was because I felt maybe I had been too hard on you,
18:06and perhaps my orders were unreasonable.
18:09But I was clearly wrong.
18:12You apparently haven't had enough work given to you,
18:15so I'm assigning you to clean the throne room as well.
18:19Are you serious?
18:20The whole room?
18:21You mean all by ourselves?
18:23Impossible!
18:24Despite the free time you have to curse me?
18:27I assume you meant to say.
18:29Of course.
18:31Am I right?
18:32The way of the maid begins with one step,
18:34just as the crime begins with effort.
18:36Very good.
18:43Our headmaid is too harsh!
18:46All we did was tell her we wanted her to die!
18:48So what do you think?
18:50Can we finish this by morning?
18:52I don't know.
18:53Maybe not.
18:54Another successful day of protecting the peace,
19:09just like Master Light ordered.
19:11Except...
19:13Except...
19:13I didn't get to see his face at all.
19:17Boo!
19:18I wish he'd just give me the order,
19:20then I'd go to the surface and steamroll all the losers up there!
19:23Ugh.
19:26I hope I get to see him tomorrow.
19:30Good night, Master.
19:31Hey, get back!
19:40Never!
19:42Hey!
19:43Now you listen to me!
19:44I told you I'm not a dummy, dummy!
19:46Yeah, I heard you loud and clear.
19:48Meow.
19:49Good morning, ladies.
19:51I figured you'd be here.
19:53Master Light!
19:55You're here to see me!
19:56My wish fun last night came true, then!
19:59His blessedness would never deign to pay you a visit.
20:02You're a mentally challenged nincompoop.
20:04What did you call me?
20:05Uh, excuse me.
20:07What are you doing, your blessedness?
20:09Huh?
20:09Oh, I can't help but treat her like a real cat.
20:12Stop it, Ayuki!
20:13Forget them, your blessedness.
20:14Join me in my bedroom instead.
20:16Sorry, Ayuki.
20:18Give me some space.
20:19It's about time that we get down to business.
20:21Yeah, back off!
20:22You have your fun, Ayuki!
20:26I still tremble with fear whenever I see a hellhound, due to the trauma from that day.
20:37A filthy mutt dares to commit such sacrilege against Master Light when I'm around?
20:46Death will be the least of your suffering.
20:48As I see it, this breed has no right to survive.
20:51In fact, we should eradicate them from both the dungeon and the surface.
20:55Yeah, their presence is upsetting the Aster Light.
20:58They deserve worse than purgatory.
21:00They should Niat exist.
21:02We will obliterate them.
21:04Prepare to be crushed by our level max nine power!
21:08Come on, that's enough, you three.
21:12It's okay, I'm alright now.
21:14Whatever you say, Master!
21:16Your words take precedence over everything else here, your blessedness.
21:19Sorry they spooked you.
21:24Even if I gave the order jokingly, I bet they would wipe them all out for real.
21:28So then, exalted Lord Light, what did you want?
21:32I just got word from Mei.
21:34We're putting the plan in motion.
21:36Our prey has taken the bait.
21:39Finally!
21:39Time to kick ass!
21:40I'm not all that pleased that Mei was the one who was chosen to lay the bait, but so be it.
21:46I'm counting on you, all of you!
21:52It's time!
21:53Let's go and serve my first dish of revenge three years in the making!
22:00It's Miguang!
22:02Moving!
22:03It's Zugaru!
22:04Hi, he's back!
22:05Nice to see you again!
22:06Zugaru!
22:07I'd love to hear about your adventures!
22:09Nice
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