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00:00Oh, hold on. Hold on, darling. Where are you going?
00:11I ain't enough. Her phone's been going off all night.
00:14OK, OK, OK. Just be thankful most night exists.
00:18Oh, come on. She can sleep for her big brass bands.
00:23Boys, come on to bed.
00:28It's Jean. She's got all our numbers.
00:31So is Arthur Square. Just turn it off.
00:36She's just text from a different number yet again.
00:40You're a bad person. Selfish woman. Full of spite.
00:58Yes, Dr. Adamson. But my husband still thinks that this could all be a scam.
01:05Yes, I can think I understand. There's absolutely no pressure.
01:08Please take as much time as you need.
01:10I want to help my son. So this treatment you mentioned, a patch?
01:15Yes, we harvest the patient's own skin cells. We probe them, then, in tune, let's call them, tailor-made retina cells, then we'll close them on a biodegradable scaffold. That's the patch.
01:27So you're regrowing part of the eye?
01:29Exactly. Once matured, the patch is implanted at the back of the eye of the general anesthetic impulse.
01:35And how safe is this?
01:40Thanks for meeting me.
01:42Yeah, I know Chelsea remember well, but last night didn't feel right.
01:46And I didn't want to push you at this.
01:49No, you're not in the way.
01:51Well, coming round with a few beers ain't pushing you.
01:54It's just been like the old times.
01:56But it ain't old times, is it?
01:58No, I think Joel's taken them with him to the young offenders.
02:02Do you think we'll ever get back to where we were?
02:05I don't know.
02:07But at least here we are.
02:10Still mates?
02:13So, quiz night.
02:18You'd be my wingwoman and we'd destroy all the other teams.
02:22It was the last quiz of the season.
02:23I'm not really in the mood for silly questions and noisy punters. Sorry.
02:27Harry's barn's more my speed.
02:28Are you asking me out on a date?
02:42Don't push it, I'm saying one drink.
02:44Alright.
02:45One drink.
02:46Alright.
02:47Want a drink?
02:48Come here.
02:53Alright then.
02:54I think I've got to fill the rules or something.
02:57I think I'm going to do it.
02:58Come here.
02:59Come here, come here, come here.
03:00Come here.
03:01Come here, Harry.
03:02Come here, Harry.
03:03Any calls?
03:04See you have to put your phone on?
03:05No, thankfully.
03:06Well, at least I hope the Ness has found someone else to wind up, eh?
03:11I just feel like I need to have another chat with you.
03:14Hey, yeah, my daughter.
03:15Good morning.
03:16Any calls?
03:17See if you put your phone on?
03:18No, thankfully.
03:20Well, I just hope the nurse has found someone else to wind up, eh?
03:23I just feel like I need to have another chat with you.
03:26Sammy, please, come on.
03:27The way she was tormenting me of her hearing.
03:30Right, so she's managed to get a load of phones and prank call us at three in the morning.
03:34No, listen, darling.
03:34You need to use any maintenance bar here.
03:37As long as it is.
03:37A bit of a stretch.
03:39I just need to have it out with her.
03:41And when is this going to stop?
03:44As if landing me in hospital wasn't enough just to come back and rub it in.
03:54Was it a dream?
03:55Did I really see her?
03:57I swear, if I see her again, Mum, I'm going to kill her.
03:59No.
04:01Look, Mary reckons that Jasmine could still be tied to the force.
04:04Just stay away from her.
04:06What if she comes back?
04:08I just hope she doesn't.
04:09Hope.
04:10Hope is not a game plan, Mum.
04:12Not right now.
04:14We just have to trust that Mary is on it.
04:17Just try not to panic.
04:21I'm tensing in my trip.
04:22Freddie won't be happy, but Tess.
04:24You can't do that.
04:25Freddie!
04:28Yeah.
04:29He's my travel buddy.
04:32We made up.
04:33After me and him.
04:33Well, there wasn't supposed to be a you and him in the first place, so there's that.
04:37And there was.
04:38So there's that.
04:38Fuck off.
04:40I know what I'm doing.
04:41It doesn't seem like it, Anna.
04:42Oh, look, can we just stop, please stop?
04:44That's enough.
04:46Let's just focus on what's important, shall we?
04:48I'm alive and...
04:50Anna, please don't cancel your trip.
04:53We can't let Jasmine win.
04:55Try and carry on as normal.
04:56It's not about me.
05:02Text me if you need me.
05:04OK.
05:10Mum, you ain't seriously supporting Anna and Freddie.
05:13It ain't good enough there.
05:14She's going to make a mistake.
05:15Yes, and it's hers to make.
05:17Sometimes that's just the way you've got to learn.
05:19Where's your mum?
05:20I've got your slippers that you've asked for in here.
05:27Peter couldn't come and get these meat with a veg supplier.
05:33So how bad is it, then?
05:35I'm alive.
05:37How's Oscar?
05:38He's laying low.
05:40Makes sense.
05:41I was actually on my way out, so...
05:44I hope this Mary knows what she's doing.
05:47Why?
05:48Is that Jasmine?
05:52Mum?
05:53No.
05:55It's just, um...
05:57It's about the experimental treatment.
06:01Oh.
06:03Yeah.
06:04The doctor said that he's got one space left, but I need to pay by today.
06:07And if I don't, then it could be another two years that Jimmy's going to have to wait,
06:11and it might be too late by then.
06:13How much is that?
06:15It's free grant.
06:16For the consultation, all the other tests, the genetics, scans, all that sort of stuff.
06:23But then if it all looks good, we pay for the treatment on top of that as well.
06:29So why do you think you can trust this doctor so much?
06:32No, I don't just trust the doctor.
06:34I don't...
06:35I trust his numbers.
06:37I mean, look.
06:37Look at his reviews.
06:38No, I don't have some big plan.
06:49I just ain't being told to shut up about it.
06:51Well, it's easier for them than admitting you might be right.
06:55You think I am?
06:57I think your instincts have always been sharp.
07:00You mean just telling me what you think I'm unaware, are you?
07:03I'm just seeing what I see.
07:06And whoever it is, they must feel they can get away with it.
07:09Exactly.
07:15Peter just says that there's no magic fix.
07:19But he's fine the way he is.
07:22And he is.
07:22He's...
07:23He's brilliant.
07:24Like the other night, Peter's been trying to teach him about, like, family meal time.
07:33So he's been banging the cutlery together so that Jimmy knows that we're all eating together as a family.
07:39And he's actually doing it.
07:41He's joining in.
07:42Yeah, that's because he's a clever little boy.
07:46It's amazing.
07:48He's flying.
07:49We couldn't be prouder of him.
07:50But I wouldn't change a single thing about him.
07:59But then, I just think, what about when he's older?
08:03And he wonders, you know, why I didn't even try.
08:09But then if I do, he might think that I'm trying to say that there's something wrong with the way he is now.
08:15But what if it turns out to be one big rip-off?
08:23Hmm?
08:23And how are you going to find £3,000 by the end of the day, Lauren?
08:33First stop, Thailand.
08:36Maybe we can find a beach that has more birds than people.
08:40You know what? I've just got to survive this chat with my nan first.
08:42I think she'll try and stop there.
08:46I don't know.
08:47She's stressed with Stacey leaving.
08:50Now there's all this extra stuff.
08:51I don't know what she's going to do.
08:56What are you doing?
08:58Wait a minute.
09:00Oh, come on.
09:03For good luck.
09:04When you talk to her.
09:07Keep it safe, though.
09:09It's a gift from my dad.
09:11I'm going to get the usual.
09:16Might be the last time I get decent trips for a while.
09:21Make them sorry.
09:22Oh.
09:28Who are you loving doing that?
09:31Let's do it with you.
09:32Yeah.
09:32Are you banking on the stool again?
09:34No, I'm not surprised.
09:35Then he's still through.
09:36You just missed him reaching for my fork.
09:38I probably went through it.
09:40It's pure class.
09:40Yeah, I was telling your mum that he's been doing that.
09:43I was proper bragging about him.
09:44Too right.
09:45I'm raising a little genius, aren't we?
09:47Or just a very hungry baby.
09:51No.
09:51All right, you?
09:54All right, you?
09:55Can you feel it?
09:56What?
09:57What?
09:58Oh, still gorgeous, ain't I?
10:01Heartbreak may bruise the ego, but the jawline remains undefeated.
10:08Girls from Dodgy Families ate my cup of tea anyway.
10:10I'll have this one, then.
10:12It's sweet and creamy, and it won't break your heart.
10:14Fakes.
10:26Is it me, or is he faking?
10:28We've all been there, we've.
10:30It'll come out soon, and Kat keeps texting me about a donation from St. Lucie, so you need
10:34to go pick them up, see?
10:35Yeah.
10:36Ooh.
10:37Isn't it me, all that dodgy stuff?
10:41You're right.
10:44There's no magic fixes, I'll let it go.
10:47Yeah, that's right, and thank you.
10:49Just forget about that dodgy stuff, he's perfect.
10:52Isn't he?
10:53He's just going to have to crack on a lot, isn't he?
10:56Nothing's going to get in your way, is it?
11:03You going somewhere nice?
11:04What do you want?
11:07Look, I ain't here to argue.
11:09I know Stacey leaving because of me ain't exactly my finest hour.
11:12Understatement of the year?
11:14And I understand if this is about getting back at me, but I'm trying to be better.
11:17No, Zoe, you're doing what you normally do, playing the victim and then crying when no
11:22one applauds.
11:23Well, will you at least leave my family out of it?
11:26Because calling Kat's phone in the early hours, it ain't fair.
11:29Your family?
11:30They're my family.
11:32Sorry.
11:32Did you just say fair?
11:36Fair?
11:38Fair would be Stacey back here with me.
11:40Fair would be me not having to scrape myself up off the floor just to keep this house ticking.
11:45I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you.
11:47If someone is out to get you, Zoe, I hope they succeed, because that would be fair.
11:52Nan.
11:53What's going on?
11:54If you've said what you've come to say, you can go.
11:56Hey, Luanna got me.
12:03I just...
12:04It's not...
12:06It's not...
12:06It's not...
12:06It's not...
12:07It's not...
12:07It's not...
12:07It's not...
12:07It's not...
12:08It's not...
12:08It's not...
12:08It's not...
12:09Oh, no.
12:12Look, I'm...
12:13Oh, I'm so sorry.
12:15Was it special?
12:18You see, if you hadn't have come in here and stirred the pot, you'd ruin things, Zoe.
12:23That's what you do.
12:25Here.
12:26Let me see if I can fix it.
12:28Just give it to me.
12:30It's a little bit different, this one.
12:33I don't know what I'm having with this.
12:35You want to turn in a corner?
12:38Oh.
12:39I know it's quite with the ladies, but...
12:41Well, Jane and Catherine brought a few words to say about that.
12:43I'm just saying, you know, maybe...
12:47Maybe don't rush into it the way I still want it.
12:50You don't want to lash it out like she did with that game the other night.
12:54What goes on?
12:56I'm just saying.
12:58Sometimes people need space when they've got a lot going on, you know.
13:01I'll go get you, mate.
13:02Please, no.
13:08God, you're the only one with any sense in this family.
13:11I guess the rest of us are just thick as bricks, then.
13:13No, no, no.
13:14I'm just saying that he didn't deserve to get his thing in me, but I'm caught up in Zoe's mess.
13:19Shall I give it a go?
13:20A hundredth time, would you please just leave?
13:24Oh, it's...
13:25I can't...
13:26I can't do it.
13:27I can't fix it.
13:28I am so, so sorry.
13:34You still want to swear?
13:36Might help me take my mind off things.
13:40You can pick it up later.
13:43I still don't fix it.
13:47It's not that.
13:51And they asked me to go away with that.
13:57Travel the world.
13:58How can I go?
14:03How can I go?
14:05And leave me and drown in here with Charlie and Lily and everything.
14:08How can I go?
14:11And what about Anna?
14:12You're going to let her go all that way without you?
14:14Are you going to let her go all that way?
14:18Are you going to let her go all that way?
14:22Well, when were you going to tell me?
14:33According to Peter, Cindy's handler Mary says...
14:37That we are to remain vigilant, but not anxious.
14:45I don't know.
14:45We're supposed to do the boat for us, be honest.
14:47So, we don't have to go into hiding from the phones.
14:50That's better than Elizabeth today.
14:51Oh, thanks for quiz winners.
14:55You're getting soft in your old age.
14:58It's an incentive.
14:59And, strictly speaking, it is still profit.
15:02More importantly,
15:04tonight being the last of the big charity quiz nights,
15:06I am going all out to win it.
15:08You see, some of us do like to give back to the local community.
15:12Nothing says festive generosity like discounted haddock.
15:15Well, be prepared, because I've done my research.
15:19Yeah.
15:20Flash cars, niche podcasts,
15:22and I even know who invented the paperclip.
15:26Oh, wow.
15:26It's so nice to see that the adult education environment
15:29is thriving in Walford.
15:31It's even nicer watching you pretend you know what you're doing.
15:34Mastermind, you ate.
15:36Ta-da.
15:38Oh, she is the most annoying human ever.
15:43Cheers, pal.
15:44Here you go, darling.
15:45Three and a half grand for some looses.
15:47I'll get out of it now before quiz night kicks off, yeah?
15:50I'll take you to the bank in a bit.
15:52Ooh.
15:53She's putting ideas in his head.
15:56She's trying to get Freddie to leave me.
15:58He said he wanted to travel the world.
16:00I only said go for it.
16:01Was she going to do it?
16:02She wants it, too.
16:03What was she doing there in the first place?
16:05Oh, the usual.
16:07Accusing me of terrible things.
16:09Just because I'm eric.
16:10Which you lost whilst planning to torment me.
16:12I am the cleaner of the Vic and your home upstairs.
16:17I seem to be spending most of my time cleaning up after you.
16:20And I am doing my absolute damnedest to stay out of your way.
16:23So sometimes it means I go and hide in the barrel stores and maybe that's when it fell off.
16:28Come on, Jane.
16:29Can't you see how convenient that sounds?
16:31Oh, she needs to be the villain so badly.
16:35That is fine.
16:36But please, don't drag Freddie into this.
16:40Don't drive her away as well.
16:43Tell her.
16:44I'm sorry, Jane.
16:50I know.
16:52I don't deserve this.
16:54I don't deserve this.
16:58I can't.
16:58I don't deserve this.
17:28I'm sorry.
17:30Busy day.
17:35Yes.
17:36Well, we're here for you.
17:39Glass of wine then to take the edge off.
17:42Right, ladies and gums.
18:02It's the final question for the final round.
18:06Well, a lucky winner.
18:10Good win for their team.
18:12A whopping 50p.
18:16Well, it's about to come at Cathy's Bar, Bill, won't it?
18:19Eh, right?
18:20And the news will get a wooden spoon.
18:22But thanks to Ian, he's promised that whoever wins will get 50% off.
18:26And Bill's place will you cod lovers form an orderly queue.
18:29Now, as I said, it's the last question of course.
18:31A tie-break headed between Team Bill and Team Elon.
18:35So, question is, how many lakes are there in the Lake District?
18:41I know this one.
18:42I dated someone from Lake Windermere.
18:44He took me to sail and a few other things that floated my boat.
18:47Oh, this is a pub, Chris.
18:51All right, we don't need a history tour of your colour from past.
18:53Oh, give it a rest.
18:56You all right, Grant?
18:57Nick asked us, I said.
18:58How many times have I got this here?
18:59You need them.
19:00Jokes, if you'd like to go for all the answers here.
19:02Here we go.
19:03Don't forget, it's £50 for the winner.
19:06And a wooden spoon for the losers.
19:08Here we go.
19:09And the correct answer.
19:11How many lakes are there in the Lake District?
19:13And the answer is, well, Billy said one.
19:18No, he said 16.
19:20And the answer is 16.
19:24No, no, no.
19:25So, Alfred, you need to check it.
19:27You've got the wrong answer.
19:28It's one.
19:29Really?
19:30Yeah.
19:32It's one.
19:35Look it up.
19:35Right.
19:37Bassenswaite is the only official lake in the Lake District.
19:41All the others are blah, blah, blah.
19:42OK.
19:43Here, Ben, is the winner.
19:46This is daylight robbery.
19:48This is justice.
19:51Yeah.
19:52Whatever.
19:53Whatever.
19:54Hey, you lot, save your vote.
19:57We'll finish out for the karaoke, OK?
19:59Because ten lovely people want to come and say a few words.
20:01Lauren and Piggie, come on.
20:03Come on, let's go.
20:04Here you go.
20:06We just want to say thank you so much, everyone.
20:09You've all been so generous.
20:10You can't give me the money earlier.
20:12Oh, and, yeah, thank you to Pat and Apple, you as well.
20:15Yeah, and to everyone who looks for making it happen, honestly.
20:17Come on, you two are the real stars.
20:19Let's do it.
20:19Lauren and Piggie.
20:20Do you deserve a standing ovulation?
20:25Parvation, darling, ovation.
20:27Just help me.
20:28No.
20:28You're late.
20:29Come on.
20:30Oh, nice.
20:33Is that a light?
20:38Yeah.
20:40Jimmy.
20:40Just cut yourself.
20:42Just cut the chocolate.
20:43Huh?
20:44Well, listen, the first aid box is in the kitchen, yeah?
20:48Yeah, thank you.
20:52Let's go straight through there.
20:53All right.
20:53What's all this about Vicky lashing out of someone?
21:05So you heard it from me, do you know?
21:07But what happened?
21:08Mate, if she ain't told you, I guess it's something I need to know.
21:13Yeah.
21:14All right.
21:15So it's not a mere full report?
21:16Go on.
21:24Say it.
21:25You think I'm mad?
21:28Well, yes.
21:31But I do feel bad for seeing Ross off the other day.
21:34It wasn't really my place.
21:36I just don't want you to get stung again.
21:39But if you like the bloke, then...
21:41Yeah, I mean...
21:42You can't just switch it off.
21:46I've tried.
21:46And it doesn't really matter what I think.
21:49If it's Ross you want...
21:51It's Ross you want.
21:53Thank you, Mother Superior.
21:55Your blessing is appreciated.
21:58Be careful.
22:00But have fun.
22:02Okay?
22:05I'm nice.
22:11You shouldn't have left that knife where I did.
22:13Oh, you won't to know.
22:15No.
22:15I consider losing gracefully like a bottle of cheap alcohol.
22:19No, ignore him.
22:20Ignored.
22:22I'm so sorry Jimmy got hurt.
22:24Well, maybe if I hadn't been distracted by your love life history podcast, it wouldn't have happened.
22:28Don't you dare put that on me.
22:30Don't you dare put that on me.
22:31Grow up, will you?
22:35I ain't an idiot.
22:37I know he ain't going to have an easy life.
22:39I just know it.
22:40All the times he will get hurt or he'll fall over or he'll miss out on things that his friends do.
22:47You know, I can't stop thinking about all the things that can go wrong.
22:50When he's old enough to understand, are you not worried that he's going to ask us why we didn't try harder?
22:58Why don't we call Dr. Adamson?
23:05What if it's a con and Jimmy finds out that we gambled on him like he weren't good enough?
23:11What?
23:11I mean, this is it.
23:14We've just got to crack on now.
23:17Do all that we can to help him.
23:19No miracles or magic ones.
23:22Just mum and dad.
23:29Where are you going?
23:30Just clearing my head.
23:34Hello?
23:37What's that?
23:37What's that?
23:39What do you think?
23:40Is that up?
23:41Are you all right?
23:43Yeah, it was, um...
23:44That's the player who's just been messing me about.
23:46The one who was messing Peter around this morning.
23:47I'll tell you what, that bloke is not getting another penny out of me.
23:52Um...
23:52That's Jimmy, I'm...
23:54I'm sorry.
23:55I really should have been more careful.
23:57Why not, I think?
23:58You and Peter, you need to stop blaming yourselves.
24:01As soon as you said, then...
24:02I've, um...
24:04I've got to use some medicine, all right?
24:08Ian, what's that?
24:08I need a favour.
24:13It's just...
24:14You know that doctor?
24:15You know the experiment or cure?
24:18Um...
24:18I need three grand baths tonight.
24:22I thought you'd part with that idea.
24:26I just want to make sure that Jimmy's got a best chance.
24:31I know I said that I would do anything, I would give anything, right?
24:35And I meant it, but it really does smell like it's a con.
24:39I will never forgive myself if I don't at least try.
24:44But it's...
24:44It's not as easy as that, is it?
24:48We know that there isn't a cure for Jimmy's condition.
24:54But Jimmy's not broken.
24:56He's still our little Jimmy.
24:57Yeah, well, it wasn't your son that hurt himself because he thought it was dinner time, is it?
25:04I'm sorry.
25:06Really sorry.
25:16I miss talking like this.
25:18Me too.
25:18And I'm glad I know why you...
25:21I just wish I'd been there randomly for you.
25:26You know, Zack did all right.
25:28Why didn't you tell me?
25:31I didn't want you worrying.
25:35It was.
25:37I don't want to close the door.
25:39Then don't.
25:41It's going to be tough.
25:44Look.
25:44We will take this as slow as you want.
25:51Absolutely no pressure.
25:55Farewell then.
25:56Come with baggage.
25:58And an ex, you don't take no to an answer.
26:03P-Store's going over there?
26:05Yeah.
26:05Just catching up.
26:07That's fun.
26:07Happy for you.
26:15Go get back.
26:17Show me.
26:18Oh yeah.
26:18Fine.
26:35Bye bye.
26:37It's a surprise really, but there are relatively no signings, you've got Solomon and Rossy playing left.
26:45I mean, playing left wing back and right wing back really, but they need to get their heads up, not the world.
26:54Ramos usually playing as a winger, but today he's part of back three.
26:59Mendes, under pressure from Brady, and three kick is given.
27:08Mendes not having a particular injury to your bar to use.
27:12I mean, he's still recovering from a knee injury, of course.
27:15I wouldn't be surprised to see if I could bench before too long.
27:18Mendes took a kick, and it's gone straight to Hussain.
27:23I think some of the fun's been given Mendes a hard time lately, and he's never really delivered on his promise this season, has he?
27:34Let's take this one, and found that much.
27:37Oh, that was a very clumsy challenge invented.
27:41Yeah, it was easy, very late.
27:45The number you have reached is not in service at this time, and there is no new number.
27:50Please be sure you have checked the telephone delivery to the right number, and you are dialing correctly.
27:58Yeah, watch this now.
28:00It's past the wall, 20 minutes ago, and then, wow!
28:04Tell me why that's not a red.
28:09He's becoming a liability.
28:10The number you have reached is not in service at this time, and there is no new number.
28:15Please be sure you have checked the telephone delivery to the right number, and you are dialing correctly.
28:21This is the recording.
28:22I think so.
28:23He thinks one of those players just keeps his head down.
28:27Ugh, I needed that.
28:29If you'd have seen them.
28:30The way they were looking at me like I was poisoned.
28:34Because they're scared to think I might be right about Gene.
28:38You believed me, didn't you?
28:45You're the only one who's kind to me.
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