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00:00Music
00:04Music
00:10Hello, Joel.
00:29Hello, Joel.
00:30Nigel!
00:40What?
00:45Right, er, no, I've just walked, not mind.
00:48You weren't there and, er, I thought that...
00:50Thought what?
00:57Breakfast.
00:58You've got to sit there.
01:00I told you, don't let him out of your side, not today.
01:07Yeah, okay.
01:08Now, it's bad enough in being dragged down the court, but if he goes A1 as well.
01:10Okay, yeah.
01:12Are you sure?
01:13I told you I'm fine.
01:14Look, I heard you're moving around all night, so you hardly got any sleep.
01:17Yeah.
01:18Two brownie toothbrushes, your favourite jam.
01:22I've already got two pusses up the flat.
01:24I don't want a new one.
01:27Yeah.
01:27Look, mate, I've already told you, you can't go back to the flat.
01:33Oh, er, good luck with Lady One, by the way.
01:36He would come and show our support, but, you know...
01:38You don't want to let him out of your sight.
01:41Yeah.
01:41But Ruth's back to my his way.
01:42Okay.
01:44Let's go.
01:49Hmm.
01:51Oh, sir.
01:56Oh, sir.
01:56Oh, sir.
01:57Oh, sir.
01:58Oh, sir.
01:58Oh, sir.
01:58Oh, sir.
01:59Oh, sir.
02:04Oh, sir.
02:05Oh, I am so sorry, Alfie.
02:22I thought I'd changed my address on this website.
02:24No, I have a problem, darling.
02:24Now, you wait.
02:25What? What you got? What you got?
02:26This is going to look absolutely fabulous in my boutique hotel.
02:29Oh, so I'd wear that as a hat made out.
02:32I really don't think it's Sharon's style.
02:34Well, what about Vicky?
02:35I heard she was sounding off about me during the quiz.
02:38I can't believe she's still banging on about it.
02:40Well, I'm not your name, so it's Colonel.
02:42What?
02:42Well, she's done a whole 180-degree turn.
02:45It's bad enough she's gone, you know, inventing stories and imagining things,
02:48and then she thinks there's someone slaking her off now as well.
02:51Oh, right. I've had enough.
02:53What?
02:53If I'm going to blow my top, I'd have to stay here anymore.
02:55Well, done, we'll stop. Where are you going?
02:56I don't know. Anywhere.
02:58Well, there's a party down the container park.
03:00Oh.
03:00I saw this leaflet.
03:02It's got music, stalls, everything.
03:04I've already asked, honey. She says she's up for it.
03:07Yolandi said she might come, but she's got to see what happens with Nigel.
03:10I can't stop thinking about Kojo.
03:12George reckons he's got it sorted, so I don't need to put my beak in.
03:15Hold on, hold on.
03:16You've got to finish off cleaning here, sweetheart.
03:19You know, Tracy's up sick.
03:21Zach, stay off from the kitchen.
03:22And as you know, I was at Lynn's, right?
03:24Yeah.
03:24Yeah.
03:25Yeah.
03:26And I have got to post this to Stacey, Hope and Arthur, but...
03:30Oh, come on!
03:32Yeah, unless I get someone else to help me out.
03:34Hey, Zoe!
03:35What?
03:36You could post this parcel for me.
03:37It's got to go by two o'clock.
03:38And can you finish the cleaning?
03:40And can you help out Alfie?
03:41Anything to get her mind off that flipping cat.
03:43Wait for me.
03:44Yes!
03:45Sorry, darling.
03:46All right.
03:50Excuse me, dear.
03:56What do you want?
03:59Left to me, I'll be giving you the widest of berths.
04:02If I ain't got no choice, have I, as soon as you've done this deal?
04:05That's between me and your chief.
04:07Or, as soon as I'm the local man on the ground.
04:10Yeah.
04:11I'm going to be your handler.
04:13And I like that just about as much as you do.
04:16I'm surprised, though.
04:19Someone like you doing something like this.
04:22I didn't have a choice.
04:23I was outside the interview room.
04:24I heard you selling your old mates down the river.
04:27I shouldn't be surprised, though, should I, after what you did to Kojo?
04:31A low life like that is capable of anything.
04:35How is it?
04:37Well, the last I heard,
04:39him and Harry have both got a very long and painful road ahead of them.
04:43But they're not the only ones.
04:44I'm going to make sure of that.
04:46I'm going to make sure of that.
04:46Dad!
04:48Hey!
04:49Hey!
04:50Hey!
04:50Hey!
04:51Hey!
04:51See?
04:52What did I tell you?
04:53It was just a stupid mix-up.
04:54Huh?
04:55Okay, fine.
04:56I'll make you some coffee.
04:57Yeah, put some toast on tea.
04:59Okay.
05:00We need to make a complaint.
05:07I mean, two days they've had you done that, Nick.
05:09And for what, nothing?
05:10No, it's like you said, a mix-up.
05:11Yeah, and someone's got to pay for it.
05:12They've just got the wrong end of the stick, that's all.
05:13How?
05:14That's what I don't get.
05:15How?
05:16That's what I don't get.
05:17Well, Harry, um...
05:18Harry and Joy got in some bother.
05:19What's that got to do with you?
05:20Nothing.
05:21They put two and two together and made up a number.
05:22Anyway, I'm home now.
05:23I'm home now.
05:24I'm home now.
05:25That's all that matters.
05:26Yeah.
05:27Yeah?
05:28Yeah.
05:29Yeah.
05:30Yeah.
05:31Yeah.
05:32Yeah.
05:33Man, I think they probably two days in a week, I've had you done that, Nick.
05:36And for what?
05:37Nothing.
05:38No.
05:39It's like you said, a mix-up.
05:40Yeah.
05:41And someone's got to pay for it.
05:42Yeah.
05:43They've just got the wrong end of the stick.
05:44That's all.
05:45How?
05:46That's what I don't get.
05:47Well, Harry, erm...
05:48Harry and Joy got in some bother.
05:49What's that got to do with you?
05:50Nothing.
05:51They put two and two together and made up a number.
05:54You've got loads of shiny tyres, mate.
05:56No, no. Shining. The film.
05:59The one I wore at the races.
06:02Epsom 98.
06:05We won 20 quid on the third race
06:08and put the whole lot on an outsider in the last race.
06:12And we come home with 200 quid.
06:14Memory like a sieve.
06:16Yes. Your lucky tyre, yeah?
06:18Yeah. I've been looking for it. Can't find it.
06:20You won't. It's not here.
06:22I took it to the laundrette with the rest of the dry cleaning.
06:25It got egg all down here.
06:27Anyway, come on, let's go,
06:29cos Yolanda might not have sent it off yet.
06:31No, it's all right. I'll wear this one.
06:33No, come on. Put your jacket on.
06:35Come on, let's go. We need all the luck we can get today.
06:39Come on, chop chop.
06:52Come on.
07:08Well?
07:09My brief. We can't find out nothing.
07:11They don't seem to be ordinary copless. They're from outside.
07:15Specialists. Just wish you would listen to me for once in your life.
07:20I told you Ravi should have kept shtum,
07:22and now Ravi's out, and who knows what's gonna happen.
07:27What's happening now?
07:28We're just trying to sort some things, okay?
07:30So, in other words, none of my business.
07:32Same old story, innit?
07:34You feed me little bits to keep me quiet,
07:36but no-one actually tells me what's really going on.
07:38Look, let's go for a burger and my clunkies later, yeah?
07:43I'll tell you everything then.
07:45Yeah, all right.
07:47I'll see you later.
07:51Look, maybe we should get you off the square for a bit.
07:53Yeah, your mum's right.
07:55Might help you with getting off the gear.
07:57Where is he?
07:58Barney!
07:59What? She just pushed past me.
08:01Whatever's been going on between you and Kojo, that's your business.
08:04But you dragged Ravi into it, and I want to know why.
08:06Dragged him into it?
08:07Priya, is that a joke?
08:09Mum, please just leave it.
08:11I warned that slimeball you're shacked up with right from the off.
08:15From the very first minute, he begged me for some names.
08:17And he did beg me.
08:18He's out of all that stuff.
08:19Has been for months.
08:20Did he tell you that before or after his sweet-talked you into the sack?
08:23He's done stuff before.
08:25I know.
08:26But this, this had nothing to do with him,
08:28and I ain't having people badmouth him around the square.
08:30Ravi has been in this from the start.
08:33Up to his neck.
08:35In fact, none of this would have happened if it wasn't for him.
08:38And yeah, yeah, he took a back seat for a bit.
08:41But all that did was put Harry in the frame.
08:43And Kojo.
08:44What he's done to him?
08:45I mean, used and abused don't even cut it.
08:48He has wrecked them!
08:50He's a chancer.
08:51A liar.
08:53And a vile piece of scum.
08:55He hid behind Harry.
08:56And he hid behind Kojo.
08:58And I'm sorry.
08:59But he's lying to you.
09:05I am sure that batch is gone already.
09:07What time's it due back?
09:09Not until tomorrow.
09:10Right.
09:11So I can give them a call, ask them to dig it out,
09:13and then we'll pick it up on the way there.
09:15But have you got the time?
09:16You don't want to be late.
09:17We'll make time.
09:18It's just a tie.
09:19No, no, no, no, no, no.
09:20It's Nigel's tie.
09:21It's a special tie.
09:22It's important.
09:23Right.
09:24Come on, sweetheart.
09:31He's got a real bee in his bonnet about his toothbrush.
09:34He keeps wanting to go back to the flight and get his stuff.
09:37Yeah, well, just give him a day or so.
09:39He'll get over it.
09:44Everything all right?
09:45Yeah, it's a message from Xavier.
09:49Problem?
09:50No, it's...
09:52Come in and talk.
09:56Right.
10:04Maybe it hasn't started yet.
10:06Well, according to the leaflet, it should have started an hour ago.
10:09Yeah, but where's all the music and the synths?
10:11And the stalls?
10:12Yeah.
10:15I don't know you.
10:16What?
10:18It says 11.10.
10:20Today we're 10.11.
10:21Oh!
10:23Someone needs their eyes testing!
10:26Oh!
10:27Glast off all, girls.
10:28There's something going on over there.
10:30Yeah, but there's a sign saying private vent.
10:32We're just sneaking over there.
10:33We can't.
10:34Of course we can if we're quick.
10:35Jean, tell her.
10:36Oh, don't be such a big girl's blouse.
10:37A big girl's blouse?
10:38Come on!
10:39Look, we'll get caught.
10:40Shut up!
10:41Shut up!
10:53Well, look at you, fabulous lot.
10:55I'm Charlie, by the way, and I'll be your server today.
10:58Let me just check your names on my list.
11:01Did you say Charlie?
11:02That was my first boyfriend's name.
11:05Lucky fella, boy.
11:06Then you remind me of him.
11:08This table's free, isn't it?
11:09I mean, we've got to get this party started.
11:11Right, honey?
11:12Right.
11:13Right, honey?
11:14Right.
11:15Of course.
11:16A couple of bottles of fizz for table number four.
11:19Thank you, darling.
11:21I won't forget you in a hurry.
11:26Especially when we start to run dry.
11:31Nigel.
11:32Good luck today, mate.
11:34Oh, cheers.
11:36What's with the, um...
11:37Oh, Will's birthday.
11:39I'll be thinking of you, mate.
11:41Cheers.
11:42Right.
11:43The dry cleaners say we can't call in,
11:45and that ticket won't be back till tomorrow.
11:48Oh.
11:49Nigel.
11:50January 14th.
11:52What?
11:531997.
11:54It's amazing what you're doing.
11:56I don't understand.
11:57What was you talking about?
11:58We had an unveiling for this.
12:01Right here.
12:03The whole square was here.
12:05I can...
12:06I can see them all now.
12:08Roy.
12:09Kathy.
12:10Ian.
12:11Ethel.
12:12Sanjay.
12:13Geeta.
12:14Grant.
12:15And Peggy.
12:16Let's just sit here for a bit.
12:18What?
12:19I mean, that would be lovely, Nigel.
12:20Of course it...
12:26You do know, don't you, what's happening today?
12:31I know lots of things.
12:33I know Regan's the name of the little girl in The Exorcist.
12:37I know that the Blair Witch Project was filmed in Maryland.
12:40And I know how long people have got to live after they've watched the videotape in the ring.
12:46Seven days.
12:47Yes.
12:48You know too.
12:49Yes.
12:50We watched it last week.
12:51And yes.
12:53I do know what's happening today.
12:56And I know everything's gonna be fine.
12:58How can you not have that, Nigel?
13:01Because...
13:04Whatever happens, this ain't going nowhere.
13:06And nothing's gonna change now.
13:08No judge.
13:09No court.
13:10No one.
13:11I love you too.
13:16And nothing's gonna change that.
13:17No judge.
13:18No court.
13:19No one.
13:20I love you too.
13:32I'm sorry for what happened to Kojo.
13:34Of course I am.
13:35None of this was his fault.
13:38But...
13:40Teddy and Nicola...
13:42They're saying this is all down to Ravi, but...
13:45They're just trying to protect Harry.
13:47Right?
13:50Please, George.
13:52I really need to know the truth.
13:55Was this all Ravi's fault?
13:58No.
14:01I've lost them jokes.
14:03Phil said they didn't want any trouble.
14:06So I got rid of them.
14:08That's why I rarely have to put these people in my flat.
14:12Because I messed up.
14:14No.
14:15I don't know.
14:16No.
14:17No.
14:18No.
14:19No.
14:20No.
14:22No.
14:23Did you chat to the feds?
14:25You should be well away from here.
14:27Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
14:29Did you talk to them about me?
14:31Look, they already had everything they wanted,
14:33from Harry and Kojo.
14:35So...
14:37So how come you outsource you?
14:39Because like my brief said, I ain't been in that flat for weeks.
14:41So there was nothing to tell me,
14:43no fingerprints, nothing.
14:45Look, the bosses are going off on one.
14:49So just chat to Harry and Kojo,
14:51just tell them to take it back or something.
14:52You know, I saw Harry this morning,
14:54and he doesn't look like he can string two sentences together,
14:56thanks to you.
14:57My chat took Kojo then, innit?
14:59And you've done enough to him too!
15:01What the hell?
15:02What, so you're going to leave me to sort this out myself, yeah?
15:04Go on, go on!
15:06I already told you what to do.
15:09Run.
15:10As far as you can.
15:12And as fast as you can.
15:14Yeah, go on.
15:15Run off.
15:16Run off to your family,
15:17leave Okie to swear,
15:18as usual!
15:22Okie.
15:25Kojo.
15:26Let's get the cars a remote,
15:28then we can put the track out.
15:30We can put it all the way down the hall, you know?
15:34It still don't feel right.
15:36What?
15:37That toothbrush.
15:39Just give it a day or so.
15:41Trust me.
15:43Trust me.
15:45That's what Okie said.
15:47He said trust me too.
15:51Think I'll go to my room.
15:55We're just thinking of you, you know?
15:59That's what he said too.
16:06Hey.
16:07Hey.
16:17So there is a problem, isn't there?
16:18All persons appearing in court six, please deport to the upshot.
16:36Mr. Young, please go to court three immediately.
16:48Same again.
16:49Nope.
16:50Well, I wouldn't normally, but why not?
16:53I'll go and find Charlie.
16:54I'm sure I can ease a bit more fizz out of him.
16:58Sorry to bother you.
16:59Can you help me?
17:00I'm looking for Charlie.
17:02This is so nice.
17:03It's just what I needed.
17:05Zoe, yeah?
17:07Yes, I was having a very nice time until you just bought it.
17:09Oh, Jean, I'm sorry.
17:11I did hear about the quiz.
17:13It's not just the quiz.
17:14It's every day.
17:15One thing after another.
17:17Oh, I know.
17:18But she's been through a lot, maybe.
17:20So?
17:21We're not all little madams demanding attention 24-7
17:24and having a hissy fit when we don't get it.
17:26Mmm.
17:28There's no going back for you two, then?
17:29No.
17:31Stranger things have happened.
17:33With loaves and fishes, maybe.
17:36It's my Will's 18th today.
17:39He's going for a party with his mates later.
17:4118.
17:43I mean, who would have believed him?
17:46But, you know, he and his father sometimes get on my absolute nerves, but...
17:53Don't say it.
17:55They're family.
17:56They're family.
18:00He's got a problem.
18:02What's he doing?
18:03He's calling for backup and he's talking about calling for the police.
18:06What?
18:07We've got to get out of here, pronto.
18:08What's the freaking call?
18:09It's nothing to do with that.
18:10Well, what is it, then?
18:11It's because I've gone around to every table asking for Charlie.
18:13Is that right?
18:19Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
18:23Come on.
18:27Jane!
18:28Come on.
18:29Come on.
18:30Come on.
18:31Come on.
18:32Come on.
18:38How's he doing?
18:39Well, he was, er...
18:40He was great back on the square.
18:43Today of all days, he's having a good day.
18:46It was half whopping.
18:47They're seeing it at his worst, not at his best.
18:49Bill.
18:50I don't think we'll be seeing you till we got into court.
18:54Er, you won't see me at all.
18:56Change of plan and not before time.
18:59What do you mean?
19:00It means the prosecution have finally seen sense.
19:03They've taken a proper look at Nigel's medical assessment
19:05and decided he's not responsible for his actions.
19:08What a drop in the guys.
19:10As far as they're concerned, he's mentally incapable.
19:23Yeah?
19:26What are you seeing in the dark?
19:32Why are you seeing me in the dark?
19:39Brett.
19:43Do you remember, erm, what we said our life would look like?
19:47Dog.
19:49House with roses round the door.
19:51Big SUV.
19:56You promised me...
19:58Family first.
19:59No more letting us down.
20:04It's true, isn't it?
20:06You were using Kojo.
20:11Using his flat.
20:14Getting him to do drug runs for you.
20:20I just spoke to him, haven't you?
20:23I knew about it, yeah?
20:27Knew about it?
20:29Or were part of it?
20:31It was never meant to go this far, okay?
20:35It was supposed to be...
20:37Get in...
20:39Get out, I don't know...
20:40Clear a few debts and...
20:42Give Varnia a party.
20:44Don't you dare...
20:46Bring our door into this.
20:47But things...
20:49Went wrong.
20:53Then they had me.
20:55Okay?
20:56Whatever they wanted me to do, I had to do it.
21:01Even lie to me?
21:03I didn't have a choice, Priya.
21:05You had a choice.
21:08But you chose not to trust me.
21:10And you chose not to tell me what was going on.
21:13And you chose not to see if we could find a way through this together.
21:17There was no way through it.
21:18There was no way through it, I swear.
21:20There was no way through it.
21:22Did you know what I told myself?
21:26I said there was a line in the sand.
21:30And all of that bad stuff, all of that...
21:34That was behind us.
21:36And all the good stuff.
21:39It was ahead of us.
21:41Me, you, and the kids.
21:44I looked you in the eye.
21:49And I believed every word you said.
21:55Oh, I'm not going to.
21:58I'm not going to.
22:06Asking for Charlie.
22:07Oh, someone get for Charlie.
22:09I need Charlie.
22:10Give it a rest.
22:12This is weird. Did you have a nice time?
22:14Yeah, yeah, I did.
22:15I was just saying to honey, this was just what I needed.
22:18Good girl.
22:19I think everybody needs a break, you know?
22:21Breath of fresh air, change of scene.
22:32I know we have our differences.
22:34But I just wondered, maybe we could go for a drink.
22:37I want you to know away from here.
22:41Sorry?
22:43Is that my parcel?
22:45What?
22:46The one they asked you to post to Stacey for Hope and Arthur
22:48that they're now not going to get in time.
22:50I...
22:51And the carnival is only once a year.
22:53You know, they've been looking forward to it for weeks.
22:54I just...
22:55No, no, no, don't tell me you were so obsessed with yourself
22:57and your flipping cat that it went clean out of your mind.
23:00Oh, you've been obsessed with your stuff over the years.
23:02Whatever I have done or haven't done,
23:04I have never, ever done down my family.
23:07Poiceless little witch.
23:09Chloe.
23:11Do you reckon it's her?
23:12What?
23:13Behind all this.
23:16I reckon she's capable of anything.
23:22Priya, Priya, will you...
23:23I can't do this no more.
23:24Priya, please, please, please, will you just...
23:25Get off me!
23:26Listen to me, yeah?
23:27When I was sat in that station,
23:28you said you loved me,
23:29you said you can't lose me,
23:30and I feel just the same.
23:31I looked in his eyes, Ravi!
23:36What?
23:38Go, Jo.
23:40And do you know who I'm seeing right now,
23:42when I'm looking at you?
23:44Him.
23:48Look...
23:49Look, I promise.
23:50We can...
23:51We can put this behind us, yeah?
23:52We can...
23:53We can put this right, we can...
23:54What you did!
23:56How you used that man!
23:58We can never...
24:00put that behind us.
24:17So how long has Monique been seeing this guy?
24:19Long enough for Xavier to be calling someone else Dad.
24:25And that sounds stupid.
24:27I mean, we're no longer together,
24:28she's bound to be seeing other people, but...
24:31It hurts.
24:34I just always promised myself I wouldn't be an absent Dad too,
24:36you know?
24:37But...
24:39Am I kidding?
24:42Had my chance as well.
24:44Turned down the job over there a couple of weeks ago.
24:46Why?
24:48I can't just up sticks, can I?
24:50Not with everything that's going on with Kojo.
24:54Oh...
24:55Should have done more before.
24:56Hey, hey.
24:57This isn't on you, alright?
24:59Anyway, it's all done now.
25:02Maybe you should check to see if that job's still available, eh?
25:06I still feel like I'm walking out on him.
25:09He's here now.
25:10He's safe.
25:11Yeah?
25:12Yeah.
25:14Yeah.
25:15Alright.
25:29Tea, please.
25:31What happened?
25:32How'd you get on?
25:34Case dismissed.
25:35Get in there!
25:36That's telling me something.
25:37I think he was a bit overwhelmed by it all, to be honest.
25:40Yeah.
25:41Well, I'll go and tell Patrick.
25:42Yeah.
25:43Something to give on you, though.
25:47Do you think he took that in?
25:50Right, er...
25:52As soon as you've done that,
25:55we'll get off to the Vic for some serious celebrating.
25:58Eh?
26:00Or maybe we could just go to the pictures.
26:03You heard the judge?
26:05It's all done now.
26:06I heard what Richie said, too.
26:08It doesn't matter what she said.
26:10The main thing is that you're back here, that you're back home, isn't it?
26:13Mentally incapable.
26:16It's just words, sweetheart.
26:18Oh, no?
26:19Yes.
26:21And Phil's right.
26:22What matters is that you've not gone to prison.
26:26Eh?
26:32No, no, no?
26:33No, no.
26:34No, no, no, no.
26:35No, no, no.
26:36Okay.
26:38Let's read.
26:39No.
26:41No, we can't.
26:43No, no, no, we can't.
26:45Me.
26:47The.
26:49What?
26:50Yes.
26:53Oh, no, no, no.
26:55Oh, no.
26:58Oh, no.
27:00Oh, no.
27:01Yeah, we need to talk.
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