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00:00I'm fine about that, how much do you want?
00:07I'd get along with money all right.
00:10And I'll have to pay for it.
00:15That's on the square.
00:21Come on.
00:38You're relieved?
00:40What?
00:41I've lost her. I've lost her again.
00:42Right, okay. If she tells them what happened, there's a good chance...
00:45A good chance of what?
00:47What, they chuck her in the cell and throw away the key, eh?
00:49It's gonna be okay all right.
00:50Oh, get off.
00:55You having a good look, aren't you? Right?
01:11Are you the landlady of this pub?
01:19I'm the landlady.
01:20I'm the landlady.
01:21I'm the landlady.
01:22I'm the landlady.
01:26We have an unresponsive nail at the clean of it.
01:29No use is the property to keep up there.
01:31Yes, please, please.
01:32Kim?
01:33Hmm?
01:34Wash your hair dry.
01:35Oh, you know, my nails and everything, you know?
01:38But Chelsea likes dishes, isn't it?
01:39Yeah, Chelsea.
01:40Chelsea.
01:41Do I have myself a volunteer?
01:42I've seen it going on at the bit.
01:43Of course, there is.
01:45What's going on?
01:46Where's your mum?
01:47That's not funny.
01:48No, I'm not trying to be funny, okay?
01:49What if the witness protection got it wrong about the Fords?
01:51What?
01:52Oh, do you know what?
01:53I can't handle this now.
01:54Sorry.
01:55Mum?
01:56Mum?
01:57No, I'm not trying to be funny, okay?
01:58What if the witness protection got it wrong about the Fords?
02:01What?
02:02Oh, do you know what?
02:03I can't handle this now.
02:04Sorry.
02:05Mum?
02:06Hey.
02:07Mum, Louie Beckinside, please.
02:08What is it?
02:09No, no, nothing.
02:10Right.
02:11I'll sort out Grant and Harvey.
02:13Yeah.
02:14You need to go find Mum.
02:15Max is long gone and she needs to be with us all, please.
02:18Okay?
02:19It's Christmas.
02:20Hey.
02:21What?
02:22Is it Zoe?
02:23Is it Zoe?
02:24Zoe?
02:25It's Zoe?
02:26It's Zoe?
02:27It's Zoe?
02:28It's Zoe?
02:29It's Zoe?
02:30Auntie's been all over the place today.
02:31Has it done something?
02:32Okay.
02:33Can you just find out what's happened?
02:34No.
02:35What were you talking about?
02:36Telly.
02:37I'm not on the telly, but I'm well known.
02:44Am I funny?
02:45Debatable.
02:46Yeah.
02:47Not rude.
02:48Will you stop being so cryptical, please?
02:50No.
02:51No, honey, you're not funny.
02:53Right.
02:54So, am I...
02:55One question per round.
02:56Incorrectly.
02:57How many times?
02:58Okay, sorry.
02:59It's my turn.
03:00So, I am a famous man who plays sports.
03:04Yes.
03:05Am I married to someone famous?
03:08Yay!
03:15Where are you going?
03:16I'm just going to go and get some water.
03:17No looking in mirrors, you.
03:18I wouldn't dream of this, officer.
03:20Right.
03:21Come on.
03:22Phil.
03:23Your turn.
03:24Oh, God.
03:25I don't know.
03:26Ask a question.
03:27Old people.
03:28What?
03:29Tell them about your...
03:30Billy.
03:31Assets.
03:34Am I Alan Sugar?
03:35No?
03:36No.
03:37No.
03:38No.
03:39No!
03:40No.
03:45No!
03:47No!
03:48No!
03:50No.
03:51No.
03:52Sorry.
03:54Oh.
03:55Oh.
03:56Ah.
03:57Are you looking for this?
03:58I thought my days of picking up men's socks were over.
04:06Who's there?
04:07I don't know.
04:09Just wait here and keep.
04:11Shh.
04:24Oh, Ian.
04:26Yeah, I thought I saw a light on upstairs.
04:32I'm sorry.
04:35Peter sent me. He was worried about you.
04:38Oh. It's changed his tune.
04:40Well, the point is, you...
04:43You shouldn't be on your own drinking at Christmas.
04:48What makes you think I've been doing that?
04:50I know you, Cindy.
04:52Well, you should know that for the past hour, I've been making love to a stranger upstairs.
04:59Stop messing about, all right?
05:01Come and enjoy some Christmas cake with your family, yeah?
05:04Something's happened at the Vic, all right? There's an ambulance outside and it...
05:11Reminded me of last year.
05:13You screw yourself in.
05:14He does the same thing every year.
05:15Pull his belly and fall asleep when it's time to wash the dishes.
05:28Oh, you're missing high.
05:33Well, he sent a present with Denzel.
05:36I dare not open it in case it has a store alarm still attached to it.
05:42It's okay to be sad, you know.
05:44Watch this.
05:45This full of rum.
05:46Oh!
05:47The aroma of my cake has brought them all home.
05:48Of course.
05:49Denise?
05:50What is wrong?
05:51What is it?
05:52What is it?
05:57What is it?
05:58What is it?
06:03What is it?
06:06Oh.
06:07You all right?
06:09It was a hit.
06:10What is it?
06:13Oh, you all right?
06:16Yes, no.
06:20Who was her?
06:21My ex-husband.
06:23Condescending prat.
06:24I mean, as if I want to sit across the table
06:26and look at his smarmy face.
06:28He's obviously desperate to have me back.
06:30I can't stand the sight of him who makes my skin crawl.
06:33And do not get me onto my mother-in-law.
06:35Ex-mother-in-law.
06:37I mean, if he thinks I drink too much,
06:39he needs to look closer to home.
06:41And who is the common denominator in all of this?
06:44That man needs to look in the mirror, I am telling you.
06:48Oh.
06:48I'm sorry I'm boring you now.
06:51Oh, no, no.
06:55I'm not really a therapist type either.
06:58I think you're right, you know.
06:59It's probably best we just keep things mysterious.
07:04Well.
07:06See you then.
07:07I'd be like that.
07:08I'm not being like anything.
07:16I would ask for your number.
07:18But...
07:18Yeah, well, even if you did, I wouldn't give it to you.
07:21Yeah.
07:24We'd be so bad for each other.
07:27We're two similar.
07:29Hotheads.
07:31You don't know me.
07:32No.
07:34No, but I know me.
07:35No, no, I've been an idiot today.
07:40I've got a lot of making up to do.
07:43And I've made you realise that.
07:45How?
07:47It's like looking in the mirror.
07:48Well, it's Christmas, all right?
07:55You should be with your loved ones.
07:58Even if that does mean sitting across from your smiley head.
08:01No, I'll see you around.
08:05Maybe.
08:08Is that mysterious enough for you?
08:15Merry Christmas.
08:16Merry Christmas.
08:17Merry Christmas.
08:17Merry Christmas.
08:17Merry Christmas.
08:18Merry Christmas.
08:43was that the police
08:52Anthony died
08:56what?
08:58Patrick's son?
08:59yeah
08:59the one that was picking up all the fuss earlier
09:02yeah
09:03died?
09:04yeah
09:04how?
09:06I don't know
09:06I just found out
09:08what do the police want my cat?
09:11well it was in Vic apparently
09:13something happened
09:15someone did this
09:17looks like it
09:18looks like it?
09:19what looks like it?
09:19I don't know
09:21Jean I'll tell you what
09:22why don't you go to bed
09:24and I promise we'll talk about it
09:25first thing in the morning
09:26you're not a chance of sleeping Alfie
09:28oh poor Patrick
09:30should I text Yolanda do you think?
09:33will they want to interview me?
09:34do they think it's cat?
09:35it's not cat
09:36is it?
09:39no
09:39so did you hear anything from the bar?
09:42no
09:43no we were so busy
09:44and then
09:46the power went
09:47and we just shifted all over here
09:49the power went?
09:51yeah it was a nightmare
09:52yeah right during serving as well
09:55I didn't hear anything
09:58that was happening upstairs
09:59and do you know of any reason
10:00why Mr Truman might be visiting your daughter?
10:04oh he was really drunk earlier
10:05earlier?
10:07yeah in the bar
10:08he was
10:08he was saying all sorts
10:10um
10:11I think he had it in for Zoe
10:14because
10:14because
10:16they were in a relationship
10:20but it's ancient history
10:21but
10:21he obviously couldn't let it go
10:23are we done here?
10:27he came with me
10:27and I pushed him
10:28and he stepped back
10:29and he banged his head on the door
10:30thank you
10:33just take your time
10:35I don't see how that could have killed him
10:38because it weren't even that hard
10:40and if I did
10:40I didn't mean to
10:41I didn't mean for any of this
10:42none of it
10:43do you have kids?
10:46what were you fighting with Anthony Truman about?
10:48you should be with him
10:49because one day
10:51you're going to look back
10:51and think
10:52why did I spend so much of my life at work?
10:54why did I miss out on it all?
10:56this isn't about me Zoe
10:57I didn't realise what I was giving up
10:59I don't think
11:00I just act
11:01I run
11:01right so is that what happened tonight
11:03with Anthony?
11:04you didn't think
11:04you just lashed out
11:06no no
11:06that's not it
11:07I
11:07I
11:09I don't remember
11:11I never meant for this to happen
11:13have you been drinking?
11:14not a drop
11:15because I wanted a clear air
11:16because I thought I was meeting my son
11:17your son was there tonight
11:19what?
11:20no
11:21no
11:22it was a trick
11:24a trick?
11:27Anthony tricked you?
11:28no not him
11:29well then who?
11:31come on Zoe
11:31you've got to help me
11:32no one
11:38no one
11:41it was just
11:43him
11:44and me
11:46the pub was open
11:52anyone could have come in
11:53and whacked him over the head
11:54couldn't they?
11:55anyone
11:55but you can't think of anyone specific
11:57no
12:01is that it?
12:04for now
12:05thanks for your time
12:07hello
12:14what's happening?
12:15Jean can you show our guests out please?
12:18get down
12:18Kev what's going on?
12:27what did you tell them?
12:27I got going
12:28no no no no
12:28you can't talk to me please
12:30later
12:30I'll tell you later
12:31well I'll bring this
12:32Kev
12:32okay
12:33guys
12:44having a jolly Christmas?
12:50I know
12:50my bad
12:51I'll ask the question
12:53questions are banned right
12:55how about you ask me a question
12:57for a change yeah
12:57like whether
12:59I've had a nice family Christmas
13:01yeah you know
13:02chance to catch up
13:03with the old man
13:04no distractions
13:05just a bit of
13:07quality one on one time
13:09Chaz
13:13what could be?
13:26what?
13:27I can't find it
13:28I took it off to peel the potatoes earlier
13:31and now
13:31now it's gone
13:32took what off?
13:33my wedding ring
13:34well
13:34where'd you put it?
13:36on the windowsill
13:36have you looked?
13:37yes I've looked
13:38I've looked everywhere
13:40the only place I can think it can be
13:42is down the U bend
13:43I must have knocked it down
13:44when I was doing a little bit of washing up
13:45can you take it apart and see?
13:47what now?
13:48yes now
13:49before it gets washed away
13:51Nigel bought me that ring
13:53from a little antique shop
13:54off the Royal Mile
13:55in Edinburgh
13:5525 years ago
13:57he proposed to me
13:58next to a little man
13:58who was playing
13:59the loudest bagpipes
14:00I've ever heard
14:00I couldn't tell what he was saying
14:02but he was down on one knee
14:03and he had that ring in his hand
14:04and I am not
14:05I am not
14:06losing that ring
14:07down some London sewer
14:09Phil
14:09please
14:11you know me coming to
14:13Walford
14:13it wasn't
14:15just random
14:16I have
14:18people
14:19here
14:20family
14:22but it's
14:25it's
14:26complicated
14:27I've trusted the wrong person
14:30and I've got weight
14:31and things on my head
14:32we need to talk
14:34Oi
14:35we're in the middle of something
14:36hop it
14:37you hop it
14:38it's a chicken shop
14:39not your gaff
14:39listen to me
14:40if you don't do one
14:41within the next five seconds
14:42I would do your face
14:43serious damage
14:44what is your
14:45oh
14:48you're kind of scary
14:50it's okay Oscar
14:53just go
14:54I'll call you
15:02yeah
15:02where's Chrissie
15:12but you two left together
15:15so where is she
15:18I don't know
15:20she ditched you
15:22yeah
15:22I ditched her actually
15:24don't get all excited
15:27it's not like I want to
15:28cozy up with your daughter
15:29yeah
15:29so funny
15:32you remind me so much of her
15:33you are rude
15:36stubborn
15:37brittle
15:38and gorgeous
15:41who was he
15:45who was who
15:46heard a man was found
15:48dead in your pub
15:48who told you that
15:50Oscar
15:50just
15:51just now
15:52who was he
15:53no one
15:54just someone
15:56Zoe used to know
15:57you're hiding something
15:59I'm not
16:00he used to live here
16:03came to visit his family
16:05it's horrible
16:07what happened really
16:08you're lying
16:10you can see it in your eyes
16:13you don't know me
16:15Jasmine
16:16you
16:20screaming
16:21back there
16:22like your guts
16:24were gonna come out
16:24of your body
16:25I do that
16:29when it all gets too much
16:33and I can feel stuff
16:34shooting through my veins
16:36I do that
16:38please don't lie to me
16:43right before I tell you this
16:50yeah I want you to know
16:51you're not alone
16:52and our family
16:54your family
16:57have got big arms
16:59we'll look after you
17:02if that's what you want
17:03and Zoe
17:05your mum
17:07she's so desperate
17:09to know you
17:10just tell me
17:12just say
17:14that man
17:22that man
17:22was Anthony Truman
17:23and he was your dad
17:26I don't want you to know
17:33what are you doing
17:48like
17:49I've seen him
17:50I love you
17:50that man
17:51doesn't tell you
17:51I love your father
17:52you don't want him
17:52I love you
17:53I love you
17:54I love you
17:54I love you
17:54I love you
17:55I love you
17:56It's Anthony.
18:20Jasmine!
18:20Taxi!
18:21Taxi!
18:21Where are you going?
18:22You can't leave.
18:23Stop this, please.
18:24Not the camp.
18:24Listen, listen, mate.
18:26She's bladdered.
18:27If you want to spend the rest of the night mopping up her vomit, be my guest.
18:34Listen to me!
18:35Listen!
18:37Jasmine, it's freezing.
18:38You're not going to find anywhere else to stay tonight.
18:41Just come to my cousin's, have a cup of tea and warm up.
18:44And if you still feel like you want to leave, I'll sort the camp myself.
18:46I can't!
18:47Why?
18:48Because if she finds out, she's going to kill me.
18:51Who?
18:52Chrissy.
18:54You're scared of her?
18:57Not here.
19:04What's that?
19:05It's tinfoil with giblets wrapped around it.
19:07You can put that on your finger if you want.
19:09It's not here.
19:10It's not here.
19:11Well, it's got to be.
19:12Unless it went into the stuffing.
19:20What if someone swallowed it?
19:21I think they'd notice.
19:23Sooner or later.
19:25Well, where is it then?
19:27Julie, it's just a ring.
19:28All right?
19:29Nigel won't even remember.
19:31That's the whole point, Phil.
19:32Sorry, I don't think you're acting, am I?
19:38Julie, Nigel wants to see you in the front room.
19:41Yeah, just a minute, Billy.
19:43I'll just be a minute.
19:44Okay.
19:54Hello.
19:55How are you here?
19:56You've got a little love bite.
19:58Peter, stop it.
20:00Oh, yeah.
20:00I thought you were back on the square five minutes.
20:01It's not that fast a mover.
20:03Thanks for, um, sending Ian to find me.
20:07Oh, I thought you hadn't managed it.
20:11Listen, Mum, you know, it's, uh,
20:13it's Jimmy's christening tomorrow, isn't it?
20:16Yeah.
20:16I can't wait.
20:18Oh.
20:21All right, Mum, you should know that there's, um,
20:23there's a chance that Lauren's dad's going to be there.
20:27Max Brannan?
20:28No.
20:29Mum, Mum.
20:30If that man dares to turn up at this precious baby's christening,
20:34there is going to be hell to pay.
20:35I just don't want there to be any arguments, please.
20:37Yes.
20:37Well, then make sure he doesn't turn up.
20:40I'm serious, Peter.
20:41I'm warning you.
20:44Yes.
20:45Are you hungry?
20:47So if you just drag this over here so we can forgive you.
20:51Yeah.
20:52Because I've been an idiot.
20:54Oh, please, Dad.
20:55I've heard you say that so many times.
20:58Do you know what I would love?
21:00I would really, really, really love for you to just
21:03don't act like an idiot in the first place.
21:05Oh, yeah.
21:06It's fair enough.
21:11Lovely.
21:13So what about you?
21:16Oh.
21:18You remembered I exist then, yeah?
21:21You've been smoking?
21:22Yes.
21:26Oscar.
21:27Don't, uh, Oscar me.
21:29Found them in your pocket.
21:32Oh.
21:35Don't you mind?
21:37Come on, Dad.
21:39You too.
21:43All right, Christmas tree, all right?
21:44Better go in the bin tomorrow.
21:45Yeah, well, you've only got one left, so...
21:48That was a full packet.
21:49Yes, and now I've got a sore throat.
21:51Don't lecture me.
21:52What?
21:53It serves you right.
21:54It's disgusting.
21:55Neither of you should be smoking.
21:56I've been upset.
21:58Oh, have you?
21:59Oh, darling.
22:01So, am I forgiven?
22:02I don't know.
22:06I love you, Oscar, all right?
22:08And I love you as well.
22:09I love both of you.
22:10Mm.
22:10Please don't feel ill enough.
22:12Yeah, don't, Dad.
22:13Love stuff, yeah.
22:15I was going home with a christening.
22:17I mean...
22:18I'm still coming, you know?
22:23Yeah, as long as you're in your best behaviour, and...
22:26Do you know what, as well, you're going to have to avoid Peter's mum,
22:29just at all costs.
22:29Just stay away from her.
22:30Bad luck, Dad.
22:31She's a sore...
22:32Oh!
22:34Totally mental, mind you.
22:36Well, I think even Cindy ain't going to be interested in a kid.
22:40Oh, a kid's six foot three, Lauren.
22:41Oh, yes.
22:42This one is.
22:43Oh, really?
22:43Yeah.
22:44Really?
22:44Yes.
22:45I'm not a child.
22:45You are, babe.
22:46Sorry, what?
22:47Do you two always picker like this, or...?
22:50Always.
22:54You know, I told him I was ashamed of him.
22:57Oh.
22:59I said...
23:00He told...
23:03No, no, no, not again, not again, not again.
23:09To his sons.
23:12Oh, why?
23:13Sir Patrick, there's some detectives here that, you know, um, I'll ask you some questions,
23:22but I can put them off if you want.
23:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, man, no, man, I want to talk to them.
23:26I want to talk to them.
23:27All you heard what Kat Slater said, huh?
23:30She said if Miss Sun ever get near she daughter, she gonna kill him.
23:36Kill him.
23:37That is what she said today.
23:38All right?
23:39So?
23:40No.
23:41All right?
23:42What's this?
23:43Nigel asked us to help him with, with all this. I mean, I thought that he could help...
23:55Mum, don't spoil it.
23:56Sorry.
23:57Nigel.
23:58I don't...
23:59Julie.
24:00Would you do me the honour of marrying me?
24:04You felt married.
24:05I bought it for you in a shop.
24:07It didn't matter.
24:08Yeah.
24:09We're already married, sweetheart.
24:11You could renew your vows.
24:12What?
24:13Yeah.
24:14Yeah.
24:15Yeah.
24:16People do it all the time, don't they?
24:17They get remarried to show they still love each other.
24:18Go on, Nigel.
24:19Go on.
24:20One more time.
24:21Yeah.
24:22Oh.
24:23Oh.
24:24Oh.
24:25Oh.
24:26Oh.
24:27Oh.
24:28Oh.
24:29Oh.
24:30Oh.
24:31Oh.
24:32Oh.
24:33Oh.
24:34Oh.
24:35Oh.
24:36Oh.
24:37Oh.
24:38Oh.
24:39Oh.
24:40Oh.
24:41Oh.
24:42Oh.
24:43Oh.
24:44Julie.
24:45Would you do me the honour of remarrying me?
24:49Oh.
24:50Oh.
24:51Oh.
24:52Oh.
24:53Yes.
24:54Oh.
24:55Yeah.
24:56Of course I will.
24:57You feel this?
24:58Oh.
24:59Oh.
25:06That's the girl that got run over.
25:08What's she doing here?
25:10I don't know.
25:11Yes, you do.
25:14When we met, I was upset.
25:18Um, I'd drunk too much.
25:20And I had gone to the hospital with the idea of confronting her.
25:25Sorry.
25:26The security guards, they chucked me out.
25:29Um, so I was standing outside screaming about how much I hate Zoe Slater.
25:35When she turned up.
25:36She was nice.
25:37You know, she listened.
25:38She, she listened.
25:39She, she was generous.
25:40She bought me gifts.
25:41She made me feel special.
25:42She made out that I didn't need to just confront Zoe, but I needed to do it in a way that was
25:44going to give me back my power.
25:45Like tormenting her, it was going to make me feel better.
25:46And it, it felt good.
25:48Someone finally had my back.
25:49Someone was finally on my back.
25:50Someone was finally on my back.
25:51She made out that I didn't need to just confront Zoe,
25:55but I needed to do it in a way that was gonna give me back my power.
26:02Like tormenting her, it was gonna make me feel better.
26:09And it... it felt good.
26:14Someone finally had my back. Someone was finally on my side, you know?
26:21But Chrissie, she was... she wanted to go further.
26:23She just kept wanting to go further.
26:25And... even today she said something.
26:28What?
26:30Chrissie could be... you know, she could like talk in... in riddles.
26:34You know, if that's the word.
26:36Like you don't really understand what someone's saying. Not exactly.
26:39Jasmine, what are you saying?
26:42Today, she said something about Zoe deserving what was coming for her.
26:48Like there was something more than what we had planned.
26:51And... the fire.
26:54I started it.
26:55Okay, but... but it was her idea.
26:59She's capable of this.
27:03She said that I had to get out of there before the police turned up.
27:07How would she know the police were gonna turn up?
27:10Unless she knew Anthony was dead.
27:12She said if I dubbed her in, she's gonna come for me.
27:20Do you think she killed Anthony?
27:24Do you?
27:28Yeah.
27:29Yeah, I think she did.
27:34Why didn't I see it?
27:36She's killed Anthony and she's trying to frame Zoe.
27:38Chrissy killed Anthony!
27:41I was dead.
27:46I'm dead.
27:47I'm dead.
27:48I'm dead.
27:49I'm dead.
27:50I'm dead.
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