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00:00Yes!
00:03I came out of nowhere and he destroyed.
00:06I'm not having that. You weren't too far.
00:09Just admit you're a total loser.
00:11Why don't you leave our bell?
00:13It's Wednesday off.
00:14Follow me if you're not working today. You can clean the house.
00:17It's like a pigsty.
00:18And Lauren and Peter are due back from their honeymoon any minute.
00:20You're not too tired to care.
00:30Letter from HMRC.
00:32Oh. Taxman caught up with you, has he?
00:34Just means that national insurance number's not legit.
00:38Well, I'm not at all surprised.
00:40From the second I saw her, I knew there was something going on.
00:42Yeah, that's because you were Team Freddy and she helped get in sight, didn't she?
00:45Listen, she is the iceberg waiting for our Titanic to come floating by.
00:50I mean, don't forget how dodgy she was when we wanted her contact details.
00:54I mean, is she the person she says she is?
00:56Well, no, obviously not, according to that letter.
00:58And you do know that Oscar and I tried to find her online.
01:01Absolutely nothing.
01:02Well, there's loads of reasons people go off-grid.
01:04You know, change their names.
01:06I should know all about that.
01:07Yeah, well, I think that's weird.
01:09I mean, have you not noticed that she never takes any interest in my life?
01:15And she's forever asking what you're writing.
01:18Well, Elaine, that's because I'm a very complex and interesting person.
01:21I mean, you know, you've just got to face facts.
01:23You're just not as fascinating as you think you are.
01:25Yeah, well, you mark my words, darling.
01:28She has an abnormal interest in you.
01:31And that, as we know, is never a good thing.
01:34Alfie, have you seen the earring?
01:43No.
01:44No, I haven't.
01:45Who knows?
01:46Maybe the cat's eating it.
01:47Oh, yeah, that's right, isn't it?
01:48Because cats go around looking for jewellery to eat.
01:49Yeah.
01:50You know, listen, I just want to say, I'm sorry I didn't believe you before, you know, about your tormentor and all that.
02:02But, um, you must admit it was a bit far-fetched, wasn't it?
02:05As long as you believe me now.
02:07Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:08Yeah, absolutely, yeah.
02:09I'll tell you what.
02:10I'll have a look in the kitchen, see if I can find it, yeah?
02:13Thanks, Alfie.
02:14You're welcome.
02:19So, Zoe, she's looking for her earring.
02:22Please tell me you never told her it was Jean's.
02:24What, you think I'm stupid?
02:25Well, steady, don't answer that, okay?
02:27Listen, I don't know what we're going to do.
02:29She's already got Jean in her crosshairs.
02:31Normally, I'd say no.
02:33Of course it's not Jean terrorising Zoe.
02:38But, you know, since Stacey's been gone, she's, you know, might be having a bit of a meltdown.
02:43Okay, okay, now.
02:45Listen, I'll talk to Zoe because she has to know one way or another.
02:48No, I'll do it, all right?
02:49Hopefully she'll admit to having a vendetta against Zoe and she'll get a bit weepy and that'll be the end of it, yeah?
02:56Yeah?
02:57Yeah.
02:58Come on in, what was the weather like?
03:04Probably the same as here.
03:06Honeymoonists don't worry about the weather, Ian.
03:08You should know that, the amount of times you'd been married.
03:11It was just nice for us to spend a bit of time together just us, weren't it?
03:14Yeah.
03:17Is that you, Mum?
03:18Oh!
03:19They're home!
03:20They're home!
03:21They're home.
03:22It'd be nice if you run a hoover around the place.
03:24Oh, yeah, well, you should be telling Oscar and Jasmine about that.
03:27I mean, they'd never pick anything up or put any of their stuff away.
03:31Keep telling them, I'm not their skivvy.
03:33Another one of those messages.
03:35What's this, then?
03:36The whole honeymoon, we were getting bombarded with these messages and emails about miracle cures for blindness.
03:42Yeah, that'll be your algorithms.
03:43Might get a load about eels.
03:46Just delete it, please.
03:47Yeah, yeah, I will.
03:49It's a medical group just offering some kind of alternative treatment and it's actually had some success with kids like Jimmy, so...
03:55Have they asked you for money?
03:57No.
03:58They will, because it's obviously a scam.
04:00Look, there's a lot of scammers out there, Lauren. I mean, look how Jean lost her pension.
04:03The only person I've heard curing the blind is Jesus and I don't think he's second coming to me around here.
04:08Anyway, it's lovely to have you both home.
04:11Yeah, well, if you'd still call it home. Romeo and Juliet take up a lot of space.
04:15I mean, what do we actually know about her? She could be anybody.
04:18Oh, said the woman has employed her for months.
04:20She's just a girl that's down on her luck. I mean, we've all been there, haven't we?
04:25If she keeps my brother out of trouble, then I do not mind her at all.
04:28We need to stop cars. We've got something done.
04:55No, no.
04:56I said, Frank, don't punch the...
05:08That's my bag!
05:09Oh, sorry, I...
05:11Sorry you what?
05:13HMRC said your Nash insurance number doesn't match your name,
05:17and I just wondered whether you'd changed it or something.
05:20Mmm. So, instead of arsing her, you thought you'd go for a start?
05:24What's your problem?
05:25I was curious, OK? I just saw your bag and I just thought it wouldn't hurt...
05:31Going through it? Invasion of privacy? No?
05:34That is rich, coming from the girl I found in my bed.
05:37Are you right in the head, Cindy? Because I had to see some analyst woman at Young Offenders, and I reckon she could do a PhD on you.
05:43There is nothing wrong with me! I mean, it's not like I'm stealing anything, is it? I'm a boss, and when I get an official letter, I have to deal with it.
05:50It's a mistake on their end, I'll just call them.
05:53Will you guys please keep it down? I've just got Jimmy to sleep.
05:56She was having a proper route through her stuff.
05:58I had my reasons, OK?
06:00No, not OK.
06:02She didn't leave her stuff hanging around everywhere. Maybe these things wouldn't happen.
06:05Have she been like this the whole time we've been away?
06:09Like, Cruella's evolved into wanting to skin people.
06:13Lauren, you know how you're the best sister in the world?
06:16No.
06:17Jasmine can stay on, can't she?
06:19Has there been any police at the door? Apart from Uncle Jack?
06:25Cross my heart.
06:26I've been keeping him on the straight and narrow.
06:28OK, well, I mean, you do seem like a good influence on him. So, yeah, go on then. You can stay.
06:34Oh, you're the best.
06:36Listen, if Cindy gives you any grief, just let me know.
06:40You know, if you ever snap and kill your mother-in-law, I'll help you bury the body.
06:46She doesn't mean it.
06:51I didn't know who else to call.
06:54No, yeah, no, I'm glad you did call me.
06:57Where is it?
07:00Well, do you want me to take it back to mine? Chuck it?
07:07It was my favourite dress.
07:10You know, when Wilmot Brown did what he did to me,
07:15I burnt everything I was wearing, so I do get it.
07:21Mine and Ross' anniversary today. You probably don't remember.
07:25I'd had a massive row with Spencer,
07:28and my mate Rosetta had taken me to a line-dancing bar,
07:31cheered me up.
07:33I'd done one hip bump with Ross.
07:36Here we are.
07:38I thought you met him through Spencer, though.
07:41Yeah, we did. They were mates.
07:43But, well, I'd never seen him dance before.
07:46He's got moves.
07:47You meet a guy, you fall in love,
07:53you go out of your way to include his kid.
07:56And there's plenty more out there who've got twisted thoughts
08:00about what it means to be a man,
08:02how to treat women.
08:03Oh, you go looking for creepy crawlies under rocks,
08:06you're gonna find them.
08:07They've always been there.
08:09Blokes are blokes.
08:11But they're not all cut from the same cloth.
08:13Oh, of course. I know. I know.
08:16It's just getting harder and harder to suss out
08:18which are the good guys and which aren't.
08:20That shouldn't be something we even have to think about.
08:23Oh, right, yeah.
08:26Yeah, I definitely want to know more.
08:31Wow, that sounds great.
08:33Yeah, nice try, mate.
08:34There's no chance my gran let you watch an 18th.
08:36No, I've got to go.
08:38He's already moaning.
08:39Complaining that he prefers living at Dad's.
08:41Nice.
08:42All right, before I forget, what was it?
08:43It was milk and...
08:44Bread.
08:45That was it?
08:46Yes.
08:47All right, sweet.
08:48Sit down there.
08:49Peter.
08:50Um...
08:52Let's just say that this eye specialist,
08:56it is legit.
08:57I don't know.
08:58Do you know, it's just like we're saying
09:01that there's something wrong with Jimmy
09:03and I don't think there's anything wrong with Jimmy.
09:05He's happy.
09:06He doesn't realise he's missing out on anything in life, does he?
09:08No, I know.
09:09He's perfect.
09:10Yeah.
09:13I guess it's just...
09:15The curse of being a mum, I just...
09:18I'm always thinking, what if?
09:20I just want to do what's best for our kids.
09:23You know?
09:24I do know, but we'll be doing what's best for our kids,
09:27haven't we?
09:28He's got me, he's got you, he's got Louie,
09:31a roof over his head, he's got food on his plate, clothing,
09:34and love.
09:37Okay?
09:38What have I got?
09:40I've forgotten it again.
09:41Milk, bread, that's it?
09:42Yes, because we're going over your dad's for dinner later,
09:44aren't we?
09:45Yeah, okay.
09:46Right.
09:47I'll be back in a bit.
09:48I see it.
09:56Hi.
09:57Um, Oscar said you were alright with black coffee.
10:00Ah, yeah.
10:02Sorry.
10:03Just thanks, you know, for sticking up for me earlier.
10:08Cindy can be really intimidating, both in and out of work.
10:12Yeah, well, like I said, if she gives you any trouble,
10:14just let me know, because I would happily help pack her bags.
10:18Oscar said that you and Peter, you started dating when you were our age?
10:24Yeah, it was about that.
10:25And did you always know that he was the one?
10:30Oh, no.
10:31No, not at all.
10:32We've been actually more off than on over the years,
10:35and actually I was with his brother for a bit.
10:39And we did just sort of find our way back to each other.
10:43Are you sort of wondering whether Oscar's the one?
10:44Oh, nah, he's alright for now.
10:45Yeah, well, he's mad about you.
10:46He's just mad.
10:47That's true.
10:48Same as me.
10:49Hey, I'm going to do better at, you know, cleaning up and off to myself and stuff.
11:13Cheers.
11:14Hey, Ross, you seem a bit flat, mate.
11:15You alright?
11:16What are you thinking of the boy?
11:17Well, yeah.
11:18Nah, sort of.
11:19It's mine and Vicky's third anniversary we get together.
11:36Oh, that's nice.
11:38Yeah, well, it's been three years since he cheated my brother with you.
11:42That's something to celebrate, I suppose.
11:44Sorry.
11:45Yeah, I'm just joking.
11:47So what, are you going to plaster some more pictures around the square and all that?
11:51Hey, how about this?
11:52How about we get your ugly mug on some beer mats and place them all over the pub, yeah?
11:56Yeah, helpful.
11:57Very helpful.
12:02I mean, I had the perfect right to ask if she is who she says she is.
12:05Of course you did.
12:07Have you seen how much they're charging for a double vodka?
12:10We should undercut them.
12:11Oh, never mind about the vodka.
12:13I'm talking about Jasmine.
12:15You know, and I've been thinking about what you said.
12:19You're right.
12:21She does ask me a lot of questions.
12:23You know, quizzing me about my family, my past.
12:25Told you.
12:26She wants revenge.
12:27What?
12:28Jasmine.
12:29She's the, um, the girl I ran over.
12:36And she said something.
12:37I wrote it down.
12:38It's a line in my film.
12:40She needs to pay for what she did.
12:44She needs to pay for what she did.
12:48Who?
12:49Who?
12:50Who does Jasmine think needs to pay?
12:52Jasmine.
12:53Yeah.
12:54Why do you have Dr. Truman's case?
12:55Oh, um, I found them on the street.
12:56And I was going to return them to the surgery.
12:58Oscar?
12:59I don't know anything about them.
13:00I don't know anything about them,
13:17Look me in the eyes.
13:20Look me in the eyes.
13:27We kind of broke into the surgery as a...
13:30kind of a dare.
13:32We didn't do any harm.
13:34Breaking and entering!
13:35Well, we had the keys, not breaking.
13:37It was just a laugh, it was just a laugh.
13:39Is that what you're going to tell the judge?
13:41It was literally just a bit of fun. Lighten up, I mean.
13:44Sorry, are you going to lighten up when he gets sent back to Young Offenders?
13:47I thought you were good for him!
13:49Well, clearly she's not!
13:51I'm sorry, but you're going to have to find somewhere else to live.
13:54Oh, no!
13:56I'm a recovering drug addict!
13:58Do you not know how bad it's going to look?
13:59Say a social worker comes to check on Jimmy,
14:01and there's surgery keys here.
14:03No, you're right, I'm sorry. I should have thought it through.
14:05Yeah, you should have.
14:07Look, I'll give you to the end of the week to find somewhere.
14:09And where's she going to go?
14:10Her mum kicked her out, she's got no one but me!
14:12Well, you should have thought about that, shouldn't you?
14:19Oi, careful you two!
14:21Those two just nearly mowed me down!
14:24Right, shut up and look.
14:26Shut up?
14:27You are not going to believe what I've just heard in the Vic.
14:30This is Jasmine's phone.
14:32What do you reckon?
14:34You're suggesting we call her mum beyond her back?
14:37I thought you were our biggest fan.
14:39Yeah, well...
14:40Turns out I'm not.
14:55And...
14:56One for myself.
14:57Yeah, go on.
14:58You are a problem, Jen.
15:00I don't know how you cope with these creeps.
15:05The more I flirt with the men,
15:07the less likely they are to target my female customers.
15:09Oh, I see.
15:10You're doing your bit for feminism, are you?
15:12You're lucky you ain't barred after last week,
15:15seeing Damon off.
15:17Yeah, well, that's why I'm here.
15:19Say sorry.
15:21Look, I'm trying to work stuff out in my head.
15:25I went too far.
15:26Yeah, you did.
15:27Yeah, all right.
15:28Well, I am apologising.
15:30Even though he was a creep,
15:31I can make my own mind up about men.
15:33Thanks.
15:37Drink?
15:39Might as well.
15:41I'll have a gin and tonic, please.
15:43Double.
15:44I don't do anything by halves.
15:46I married a man who beat up his first wife.
15:54He killed her.
15:56Well, might as well have.
15:59Then he killed two more people.
16:02Are you serious?
16:04Yeah.
16:06I refuse to be a victim, Vicky.
16:08Not that anyone ever chooses to be, but...
16:11From what little I know, you really helped Joel.
16:16Didn't you?
16:17Even after he threatened Joel.
16:19Oh, I loved his dad.
16:21And?
16:23And I wanted to see the good in him.
16:26He's a kid.
16:27I...
16:28I didn't want to give up on him.
16:32If you look at...
16:34Every man.
16:35And see...
16:37Evil.
16:38And danger.
16:40Then what's inside Joel...
16:42Is one.
16:45It's like me and Grey, my ex.
16:47After I found out everything he'd done,
16:49I could never have gone near another man again.
16:52Men.
16:54You can't live with him.
16:56And you can't live without him.
17:00And that's not me being flippant.
17:02That's me...
17:04Not cowering in corners.
17:09Yes.
17:18She's here. Where's Zoe?
17:19Okay, she's upstairs. I'll make sure she stays.
17:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:21Just go easy, yeah?
17:22Yeah, you.
17:23Okay, all right?
17:24So, what's so important you couldn't tell me on the phone?
17:26I'll have a bit of lemon while I'm here.
17:28Thanks for coming, Jean.
17:29Oh, well, I nearly couldn't come.
17:31Lily's been...
17:32Well, Lily.
17:34One minute she wants my help, then she doesn't want my help.
17:36She misses Stacey, but then we all miss Stacey.
17:38And then she's having a go at me for not being Stacey,
17:40and that I should keep my opinions to myself.
17:42You know you're always welcome here, don't you?
17:45Well, why wouldn't I be welcome here?
17:47Just saying you are welcome here.
17:49I know, but why say it?
17:51I mean, you come over to us for a cup of tea,
17:53and I never say, you know you're welcome, do I?
17:56We're family. Family should know they're welcome.
17:58It's just a saying.
18:00Unless I'm not welcome.
18:02Oh.
18:04Zoe's been making comments about me, hasn't she?
18:06I never mentioned Zoe.
18:08No, you didn't need to.
18:09Sorry, Kat, but I don't have a nice thing to say about the woman.
18:13She is a nasty piece of work.
18:16There, I've said it, and I don't care who hears me.
18:18She's nasty, spiteful, and someone needs to put her in her place.
18:21We don't like her. I get it.
18:23Don't keep going on about it.
18:24I want to talk about the earring.
18:26What earring?
18:27The earring we found in the pub that you said was yours.
18:30Technically, as they say, it's a bit too flashy for me normally,
18:34but wearing them makes me feel a little bit closer to my daughter.
18:39Is that a crime?
18:40No.
18:41But we found it in the barrel store after it was vandalised.
18:44And Zoe thinks whoever's hearing it is is the one that's been...
18:47Oh, well, if Zoe thinks it, it must be true, eh?
18:51Zoe, Zoe, Zoe.
18:53Because she's always right, isn't she?
18:55She's never put a foot wrong.
18:58You're going to study a bit of lemon.
19:01Well, that's that then.
19:04You tell Zoe.
19:05Did Jasmine ask you to meet me?
19:10So Jasmine's her real name, then?
19:12Of course.
19:14No, she doesn't know that we've called Jan.
19:17She's been telling us that you threw her out and you want nothing to do with her.
19:21But when we called her, you seemed relieved.
19:23I didn't throw her out.
19:25Jasmine always puts her own spin on situations.
19:29I should have flown back from holiday when she was in hospital,
19:33but what can I say?
19:36I'm...
19:38as stubborn as she is.
19:40And she...
19:42she told me to stay away from her.
19:44Why'd she tell you to stay away?
19:48I don't want to go into that, but...
19:52is she in trouble?
19:53Is that why you called?
19:55I'm not in trouble.
19:57I just...
19:58I can't have any liver with me anymore.
19:59Her brother is easily led, and I...
20:02I don't think she's a very good influence on him.
20:05She probably isn't.
20:08Couldn't she come home, then?
20:09Live with you?
20:11Look, I wish that things were different, but no.
20:14I can't cope with her lies anymore.
20:17What sort of lies?
20:18I told her to stay away.
20:20You told her to stay away from Walford? Why?
20:23None of this is good for my anxiety.
20:24Who would she want revenge on?
20:26She said someone had to pay.
20:28A woman.
20:30You know, don't you?
20:34Jasmine is my daughter.
20:35I love her very much.
20:37But...
20:38she has a side to her.
20:40A dangerous side.
20:42And when she has a plan in her head,
20:44she'll stop at nothing before it's done.
20:46Like, my ex-husband.
20:51He...
20:52His family were...
20:56Oh, no, no.
20:57I've said enough.
20:58What about his family?
20:59Are they wrong into two?
21:00Is that why it's your ex?
21:01Thanks for the drink.
21:05Did you hear what she said about his family?
21:07About her ex?
21:09Yeah.
21:10I don't know.
21:11They sound like trouble, don't they?
21:13Look, I need to go home and tell Oscar this.
21:15Right now.
21:16Are you coming or what?
21:18Right, suit yourself.
21:27Mary?
21:29It's Cindy Beale.
21:30Rose Knight.
21:32I think the Fords have found me.
21:37We'll find a place to live together.
21:39With no money.
21:40All sorts of something, though.
21:41I know he will.
21:43Shame they don't do different sex prisons.
21:46Surprisingly easy to get arrested and sent down.
21:49You're the expert.
21:51Mm.
21:52Me and you doing a ten-year stretch
21:54on the taxpayers' cash
21:57in a cell together.
22:00They make a movie about it.
22:02Then they would play me,
22:03and then Tom Holland could play you,
22:04he'd just have to dye his hair.
22:07That umbrella routine he did in the corset.
22:12Oscar?
22:14In here.
22:19I want to talk to my brother.
22:21Yeah.
22:22Whatever.
22:23I actually have to pick something up from the other anyway.
22:26Catch you later, yeah?
22:28If you're lucky.
22:30So you've changed your mind and she can stay.
22:33Of course you have.
22:36Actually, no.
22:38I...
22:39I met her mum.
22:41Without telling her?
22:42Are you so...
22:43That's so what mum would do.
22:44I can't believe you'd break Jasmine's trust like that.
22:46Oh, God.
22:47What was she like?
22:48Is she a looker?
22:49Because women grow too like they're mums, don't they?
22:51So she's still a looker.
22:55Listen.
22:56Look, she didn't grow up poor.
22:59And her mum did not kick her out when she was 18 either.
23:02Her mum said that she was a liar.
23:05And that she's got this dark and dangerous side to her.
23:10So?
23:11Mum's so worse about me.
23:13She's bad news.
23:14See?
23:16We're perfect together.
23:17I'm not you, Lauren.
23:18I've not had a pee I can be on and off again for years.
23:20All I've had is blokes using me and girls thinking I'm a joke.
23:22I'm not a joke, Lauren.
23:23I know.
23:26Jasmine gets me, like...
23:28She really gets me.
23:31I can't explain it.
23:32We just...
23:34We finish each other's sandcastles and stomp all over them.
23:38You think it's a good thing?
23:40Don't turn her away.
23:43Please.
23:49You've got no proof.
23:50The only proof I'll get is when I'm in a coffin.
23:53I can't risk losing my family again.
23:56We all need to disappear.
23:58Go on the run.
23:59Peter, Gina, Anna...
24:01Have you spoken to your witness protection handler?
24:04Mary? Yeah, of course I have.
24:06She's on it.
24:07All right, this...
24:08This Jasmine.
24:09Maybe she's just an employee who's nosy about her new boss.
24:13I mean, look, she's a teenage girl.
24:15What teenage girl hasn't fallen out with her mum?
24:16Always a support, aren't you, Ian?
24:19And look where that support's got me.
24:22Look, she is not a Ford, okay?
24:25You jump into the wrong conclusion.
24:27Yeah.
24:28Well, let's just see, shall we?
24:29Where are you going?
24:30To see Elaine.
24:32Ironically, the only person who seems to be on my side.
24:36And before you say anything, it is Jasmine's night off.
24:37And by Jasmine, I mean Jasmine Ford.
24:47No, no!
24:48That is where you're wrong,
24:49because it isn't just for America.
24:50Line dancing is massive in Australia as well.
24:53Okay, so you knew him for ages.
24:55Yeah.
24:56You saw him dance, and then you fell in love.
24:59I was more lust to start with.
25:01You know what?
25:02If I ever say I want to go line dancing, just shoot me.
25:04Oh, sorry.
25:05Chelsea, have you not seen Coyote Ugly?
25:08Hypocrite.
25:09Hypocrite?
25:10That is women in front-tight pop-tops,
25:11dance on the bar for a load of men.
25:13Yes, okay, but they're not dancing for the men.
25:15They're dancing for themselves.
25:17Oh.
25:19It's nice to see you smiling.
25:20Yeah, I think sometimes you forget you can.
25:23Hey, look, you can line dance to any music.
25:27Watch this.
25:28Oh, okay.
25:29All right, here she goes.
25:30Go on then.
25:31Go, yeah, little girl.
25:36Anyone join in?
25:38Why do you have to ruin everything?
25:55How you doing? You all right?
25:56Yeah.
25:57How you doing?
25:58How you doing?
25:59I'm done.
26:00I'm done.
26:01I'm done.
26:02I'm done.
26:03I'm done.
26:04I'm done.
26:05I'm done.
26:08Before you start, I'm just having a drink on my night off.
26:11Lauren's throwing me out.
26:13I'm just trying my sorrows, okay?
26:15Okay?
26:25I know who you are, and you don't scare me.
26:29I don't know what you're talking about.
26:30Your mum told me everything.
26:34Yeah, me and Lauren.
26:36We saw her, and now it all makes sense.
26:40You spoke to my mum. Are you mad?
26:42Who do you think you are?
26:43Oh, I know who I am.
26:45And now I know exactly who you are.
26:47And you are over, Jasmine. Do you hear me?
26:49You are over!
27:13What a great deal.
27:16What a great deal.
27:17Oh no, you are over.
27:19Oh no, I never loved to be dead.
27:21What a great deal!
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