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00:00It's the biscuit. He's my love bunny. Julian, you know, don't give him too much.
00:06I don't want him to poop on me. He's potty trained, mom.
00:09What about give him a little bit of milk to wash down these treats?
00:13Okay. We can pretend it's his milk martini.
00:18You like that? Yes, you do.
00:24And here you will find the bijou of the house.
00:28Not standard.
00:31That's a nice bathroom.
00:33It's the jewel.
00:34I don't like the paint in that house.
00:36It's the most color.
00:37I don't know. It just reminds me of mustard.
00:39Like, everywhere you want to go, you want a hot dog throughout the house.
00:42And I gave you a ring and I took it right back.
00:47And I'm sorry for that.
00:51I got goosebumps.
00:53Give her her ring back or you are just whack.
00:57Woo-hoo!
00:58If I was Patea right now, I'd be down under.
01:01Oh, my God.
01:02You're dirty.
01:04I love it.
01:08Oh, I have to grind the beans.
01:10I don't know how to do that.
01:12That's embarrassing.
01:12Oh, man.
01:15Yo, Jenny, you need to give that man a discount.
01:17You want to hear something nasty?
01:19No, not really.
01:20They call me coffee because I grind so fine.
01:22All right.
01:31With Thanksgiving coming up, I think we need a little more decoration, babe.
01:34You've been putting decor up for, like, three weeks now.
01:37I love fall season.
01:38I just, I can't stop.
01:39I try to stop, but I just cannot.
01:41What do you think?
01:41Mika, you smell the pumpkin?
01:44She wants a pumpkin, too.
01:45She does.
01:45She'd like to chew it up.
01:48You.
01:49Excuse me.
01:50Put up, babe.
01:50That went the other way, too.
01:52That's going through the other blanket way.
01:54I'm for sure you'd rather the gas come out this way than the other way because that other
01:59way ain't too happy.
02:01That's the stinky way.
02:02Gabe, you are wrapped up in a blanket burrito.
02:09We live in Florida.
02:10What's wrong with you?
02:11I'm cold.
02:12You always have the air so cold.
02:13It's like 62 degrees.
02:15It's like 90 degrees outside.
02:16Yeah, but it's 62 in here.
02:18Come on.
02:18Sit up.
02:19Let's go.
02:19You're taking up all the couch.
02:22What did you think about the guy from Tasmania?
02:25Is he hot or what?
02:27Why you ask me if a guy's hot now?
02:29I'll tell you, if Pattia screws up and doesn't pay off her bills, count me in.
02:36I'm going to take your passport away.
02:38No.
02:38Oh, no.
02:39That passport's already hidden, honey.
02:47Are we in France?
02:49I feel like we're in the...
02:50I don't know where we are.
02:51I think we're in Paris.
02:53Oh, I don't think so.
02:54Nope.
02:54Pattia and Dylan, you better be nice to her.
02:57Ooh, starting off old and young.
02:58Dylan and Pattia, let's see if they're stripping together.
03:02Those who strip together stay together.
03:04We'll see.
03:05Oh, my gosh, babe.
03:07I'm so excited for our night out.
03:09She's having a big time.
03:10Yeah, you excited for a night out?
03:12You best hide that credit card, both of y'all.
03:15It's been about a week since Pattia arrived in Tasmania.
03:19Oh, is it like an Irish pub or something?
03:21Yep.
03:22And tonight I'm taking her out to one of the best spots in town.
03:26What's the best spot?
03:26That spot don't look that lit.
03:28That spot look regular, man.
03:29That's who put a whack in board.
03:31That's the best y'all can do?
03:33He's got to watch the budget and he knows it.
03:37That girl will go to a five-star hotel and order like a drunken sailor.
03:42What do you think about this place?
03:44Different.
03:49It's not that busy.
03:51You're not in Vegas anymore.
03:53Where's the strippers?
03:56Have we ever been to an Irish pub?
03:57I don't think so.
03:58No, not to get...
03:59I was in one when I was in college.
04:02Oh.
04:02And I didn't even drink at that time.
04:04You do now.
04:05I don't know.
04:06Yeah.
04:06I like a loud bar because I like to have fun.
04:09I don't want a bar who look like a dead spa.
04:12That's just dead and dead like a ghost spa.
04:14For real, everybody don't want to know your name in this bar.
04:17Oh, nice.
04:19What's here?
04:20Chris!
04:20How are you going?
04:23I'm not great.
04:25Chris was with Thunder from Down Under.
04:28They were really, really close.
04:30Whoa.
04:30Ooh.
04:31We want to go hang out with Dylan.
04:33She likes him going Down Under.
04:35Who's this guy?
04:37Mom, stop being so thirsty.
04:38I didn't say he was attractive.
04:41Who's that guy?
04:42The tone of your voice was like, who's this guy?
04:43Dylan's my type.
04:47This is to Patia, to new beginnings, to her new life in Tasmania, Australia.
04:53I cannot believe I'm here, seriously.
04:55You've got to put a ring on that thing.
04:57Ah.
04:58Yeah.
04:59I'm working on that.
05:00Thank you, Chris.
05:00I'm working on that.
05:01It's been, what, 12 years?
05:0312 years and still no ring?
05:05Damn.
05:06It only took me one day.
05:07Yeah.
05:08You're the fastest game that we're going together for 12 years.
05:12It's like pooper, get off the pot.
05:15Excuse me, guys.
05:15I'm just going to go to the restaurant.
05:17Okay.
05:18Dylan's had enough.
05:20When all else fails, bail out.
05:25Oh.
05:25Oh.
05:26What is going on over there?
05:28That young lady right over there, I've written a song for her.
05:32Oh.
05:33He's so romantic.
05:35Dylan, come see this daddy.
05:36He's taken, Mom.
05:37How romantic.
05:40You're going to serenade me in a bar filled with me and two of your friends?
05:44He didn't go to the bathroom.
05:45He didn't go to the bathroom, that little stinker.
05:48That little stinker him.
05:51My heart was jumping around like a kangaroo when I first laid my eyes on you.
06:00Feel my thunder from down under.
06:04Oh, he's seen beauty for them.
06:06Wow.
06:06Now somebody's got to go get the drums.
06:08He has a good voice.
06:09I never thought I could fall in love so fast.
06:15Oh, honey.
06:16He's good.
06:18I'm sorry.
06:19You never sang to me.
06:21I have sung to you at different times.
06:23You've sung a song that exists in the world, not to me.
06:26To me.
06:27To me.
06:28To me, I want to feel it.
06:30But then I gave you a ring and I took it right back, and I'm sorry for that.
06:43I feel it.
06:46That's that Tasmanian soul.
06:49Give her her ring back or you are just wag.
06:53Woo-hoo.
06:55Patina.
06:56Don't start crying now at this song, honey.
06:58If I had a lighter, I'd light it.
07:01Oh, honey.
07:03I got goosebumps.
07:05Patina, don't worry.
07:07We're going to clean off that credit.
07:09And don't you forget it.
07:11You're going to be happy.
07:13But my hair is real smooth.
07:15We're going to make you feel good when that credit is clean.
07:18And your credit score is 1,000.
07:28Oh, my baby, that was so sweet.
07:31Now sell your house and pay my debt.
07:34Sell the house and pay my debt.
07:37If I was Patina right now, I'd be down under.
07:39Oh, my God.
07:41What's up?
07:41This situation, yeah, anyone would be.
07:44You're dirty.
07:45I love it.
07:46Hearing that song tonight makes me want to fight harder for a relationship.
07:50I just hope we don't fall back into our old patterns and break up again.
07:54You need to go and sing me a song and make me happy.
07:57My wife, give me a headache every day.
08:02That's my horrible song.
08:03I'm going to smack you.
08:04See, I'm going to smack you.
08:06That's what I'm talking about.
08:06One time, a guy wrote a song about me, by the way.
08:10Was it nice?
08:12It was a diss record.
08:14Actually.
08:14A diss track.
08:15Because I didn't want to be with him.
08:16He said, and you was really a stupid bitch, cuz.
08:19And I was like, oh, my God.
08:21Is this, this is not the way to win a woman back.
08:25But anyways.
08:32That's French.
08:33France.
08:34Oh, it's got lavender.
08:35It's France.
08:36Parlez-vous Francais, baby.
08:38Bring it on.
08:39Merci beaucoup.
08:39Manon and Anthony.
08:43I'm so excited to see this house.
08:45Like, so freaking excited.
08:48Because it's exactly, 100% what I want.
08:53Oh, they're already house hunting.
08:55Well, good.
08:56Hey, I hope that house is nice.
08:58Because when we went home shopping, oh, man.
09:00People would be photoshopping houses like crazy.
09:03Most of the house have poo in the toilet.
09:04I don't know if it's what people go f***ing them when they go looking at houses.
09:07Like, ugh.
09:08He's given Shaggy from Scooby-Doo right now.
09:11No, it's given Shaggy and Daphne.
09:14Which, Shaggy's a hippie.
09:17Daphne's very bougie, so.
09:19It's, it's this.
09:20I'm not really understanding it.
09:21But love them.
09:22How much is this one?
09:24It's under our budget.
09:25Well, at 375, we have the 25% down for that.
09:29And then it's just wiped out.
09:32Once you buy a house, you expect to eat hot dogs for the next year.
09:36Right now, she's going to be mad because he's poo-pooing it.
09:40Or poo-pooing it.
09:42There's even the option of renting.
09:45No!
09:45It's an option to rent.
09:48She's starting to turn green.
09:49Look, all hell is about to break loose in this car ride.
09:52She knows what she's doing.
09:54You got to listen to your wife.
09:55Yeah, but she ain't been there for 10 years.
09:57It doesn't matter.
09:57You got to listen to her.
09:58I'm from here.
09:59I know what's going on.
10:00Or even, like, buy an apartment if we really wanted to.
10:03We have that one.
10:05Oh, my Lord.
10:06My only one I've told you, she's mine already.
10:09Just stop talking.
10:10Just stop talking.
10:11The first warning was this.
10:12Yeah.
10:13The second warning is this.
10:15After that, I can't protect you.
10:16It's going to be like this.
10:17You got to be quiet, sir.
10:19I am not living in an apartment.
10:21I've seen some pretty nice apartments.
10:22Good for you.
10:22Go live there.
10:23Go live in an apartment.
10:25I'll live in a house by myself.
10:26What is going on?
10:28He's busting her bubble.
10:29I am behind Manon big time.
10:32I understand the French people.
10:35They are passionate.
10:36Sometimes you got to know when to throw in the towel.
10:38Throw in the towel!
10:39You're reacting as if I'm, like, saying,
10:42we're getting an apartment.
10:43Because I know you, but you know what?
10:45Yeah.
10:46You know why?
10:46Why?
10:47You know why?
10:47Because I always end up doing what you want.
10:50I highly doubt that.
10:52I doubt that with everything in me,
10:53I could bet my life on it.
10:55That's passion.
10:56She's crying because she's upset and hurt.
10:58Tool, because you know how many times I fell for that
11:00when somebody starts crying?
11:02But now, I still write a ticket for crying.
11:05I want to buy a house.
11:09That's right.
11:10You don't settle for less.
11:12Go, my home.
11:12Go, I'm going to you again.
11:14I think that he just needs to listen to her.
11:16I think when a woman comes in this strong and confident,
11:19she's got a plan, okay?
11:21And you might not be able to see it,
11:23but she's got a vision.
11:24You got to just roll with it.
11:25Happy wife, happy life.
11:29Cappuccino.
11:30Does she know how to make a cappuccino?
11:32Well, she's showing her butt.
11:34Jenny's showing him my ass.
11:35Yeah.
11:37She's like, you're going to come back again, youngster.
11:40Babe, did you see that video challenge
11:42that Joby and Yara posted the other day?
11:43No.
11:44You didn't?
11:44No.
11:45Yeah, it's on their...
11:45I try not to see what Joby's doing.
11:48I've seen enough.
11:48Well, look, here.
11:49This is what they posted.
11:50It's where you have to try and knock off the cup off the head.
11:52Oh.
11:54You want to try it?
11:54Do I get to knock it off your head?
11:56We can try it either way.
11:57I'm in.
11:58Well, let's go do it.
11:58You want to try it?
11:59Yeah, let's go.
12:00You got your dunce cap on, but you can't move your head.
12:03I'm not.
12:04I'm just having anxiety.
12:06Okay.
12:07Don't move.
12:08Three, two, one.
12:12Yes!
12:13Woo!
12:14Good job.
12:15That was good.
12:15That was good.
12:16Thank you for not hitting me.
12:17I trust you now.
12:19See, I wouldn't hurt you.
12:20Let's do it again.
12:21One, two, three.
12:27Oh, shoot.
12:28Oh, sorry.
12:29I'm sorry, babe.
12:32No wonder you didn't play sports.
12:38Uh-oh.
12:39India, my heroes, Jenny and Sumit.
12:42Jenny and Sumit.
12:44Oh, they're opening the cafe today.
12:46Look.
12:46Yesterday, we were successful in the ceremony.
12:50We already served the samplers to a lot of people, so we are hoping that they were going
12:56to show up again.
12:57Uh-oh.
12:59Grand opening.
13:00Don't use toilet water.
13:02Don't give everything away.
13:04It's time to make money.
13:06You know what, Julian?
13:07I couldn't believe they picked out such a boring name.
13:11You know what I'd have called it?
13:12Well, you're going to call it something strange.
13:14Grind so fine.
13:16I don't think they'll work over there.
13:19You want to hear something nasty?
13:21No, not really.
13:22They call me coffee because I grind so fine.
13:28Oh, my God, Mom.
13:33Hopefully she learned how to make it because, remember, she was just barely training.
13:38I bet you it tastes like dishwater.
13:42Hopefully not.
13:44I feel like Jenny going to be taxing.
13:47She got to recoup that money from yesterday.
13:49The free sample tax.
13:50Everything twice as much.
13:56Excuse me.
13:58Coffee, huh?
13:59Capuccino.
14:01Cappuccino.
14:02They have a customer.
14:04Does she know how to make a cappuccino?
14:06Well, she's showing her butt.
14:07Jenny's showing him her ass.
14:09Yeah.
14:12She's like, you're going to come back again, youngster.
14:15He's getting a free peep, chef.
14:17Then Jenny can call the place the bump and grind.
14:20Oh, my God.
14:25Oh, I have to grind the beans.
14:28I don't know how to do that.
14:29Papa.
14:31Oh, no.
14:32That's the worst.
14:33You don't tell a customer I don't know how to do it.
14:35Girl, you don't think you should have researched it?
14:39Wasn't she the one criticizing everyone?
14:41We need to make money.
14:42You don't know how to work your machine?
14:44If I'd be embarrassed for the person, I'd be like, oh my God.
14:46You wouldn't walk away.
14:47But I'd be frustrated.
14:48Sometimes you slither away.
14:50You're like, oh, I'll be right over here.
14:51Boom, I'm gone.
14:52You're like, oh my God.
14:53You're like, oh my God.
14:55Sorry, new.
14:57I'm new.
14:58I know you are new.
14:59But I have to do something else.
15:02Okay.
15:04Oh, my God.
15:04You got to go somewhere.
15:06He got a flight to catch.
15:08Why you guys going to take some glass, babe?
15:10Hold on.
15:10Hold on.
15:10All fairness, that's too advanced for Jenny.
15:17That's too advanced.
15:18Jenny need one of them old school joys.
15:20You know, you just put the paper in, put the coffee, throw the water, and just put the
15:25mug under it.
15:26That's it.
15:26And she's good.
15:32Actually, it's not plugged in.
15:35Oh, God.
15:36It's not even plugged in.
15:38That's embarrassing.
15:42That's why it wasn't working.
15:45Oh, man.
15:46Yo, Jenny, you need to give that man a discount.
15:50Okay.
15:51Let's leave.
15:51Let's leave two minutes.
15:53I can't leave.
15:55She did leave.
15:56Oh, my God.
15:57There's one gone.
15:59I would say, please, wait, and I'll give it to you for free.
16:02You've got to work public relations, people.
16:06It's Jenny.
16:07Jenny can be in the front.
16:08Jenny's going to make it all the free business.
16:11Jenny has to be in the back.
16:12That's why he sits your ass in the back.
16:14I think the family needs to take it easy on Jenny.
16:25She's really trying.
16:26I think she needs, like, a whole day.
16:28Like, she's an older woman, you know?
16:30She needs just some practice with it.
16:32Even me, I'm getting to that age, too.
16:33Just leave me alone with the machine for a while.
16:36Let me just learn.
16:37I'll go over there and help train you, Jenny.
16:40You don't even know how to use a regular coffee machine.
16:42Hey, I do make a good latte, Julian.
16:44I know how to foam that milk and sweeten it up
16:48and put a little bit of maple syrup in it
16:50or purple yam powder.
16:53Pass.
16:55I'm frustrated with her, but at the same time,
16:57I don't want other people to get mad at her
16:59because everybody in the family finally getting along,
17:02and I don't want the stress of the business to ruin that.
17:06Nah, but this is business.
17:08It ain't, you know, you can't mix business
17:11with personal feelings.
17:13It's business.
17:13Because you lose a customer who gonna go talk to people,
17:16say, oh, no, that old lady's super slow.
17:19She take, like, 10 minutes to make her coffee.
17:21She don't even know how to turn it over the machine
17:23because people talk.
17:24Yeah, they be like, hey, they should've changed the name
17:26to Family Cafe to Slow Cafe.
17:29Or no cafe at all.
17:31Like, come on.
17:36Patia and Dylan.
17:42Dylan, Patia, in Tanzania.
17:45What?
17:45Tasmania?
17:46Tasmania.
17:47Tonight, we're having a family dinner at mom's house,
17:50and I know that Patia can't stand my mom.
17:54Uh-oh.
17:54And your mom can't stand her either.
17:56No good idea.
17:57So the feeling is mutual.
17:59Well, you know, this is going to go smoothly.
18:01It has to.
18:02So tonight, I'm hoping they can really bury the hatchet.
18:05I'm digging the accent.
18:07I love every time he speaks.
18:09I think it's going to take a lot more than one night
18:11to bury the hatchet.
18:12Ain't no hatchet being buried.
18:14Watch.
18:14There's going to be a hatchet party tonight.
18:16I want her to accept me.
18:18But at the same time, I'm, like, really dreading
18:21to have to sit down and talk to her
18:23because I really deep inside don't like her.
18:26Really?
18:27Oh, gosh.
18:27Oh, gosh.
18:27That's mean.
18:28She's trying to get along.
18:30Oh, that was cold.
18:33Very nice.
18:34Yeah.
18:34Very tender.
18:36Mommy, you got a little something on your head.
18:39I hope it's not kangaroo.
18:42Oh, God.
18:43Is that me kangaroo?
18:44He's looking a little evil right here.
18:45Looks a little evil right there, right?
18:48Well, kangaroo's the one who has a baby here.
18:50Yeah, one of the, like, a big rat.
18:53They put their babies on this.
18:54The pouch.
18:55Yeah.
18:56They're super cute.
18:58What are they eating?
19:00Like, wait a minute.
19:00That's not kangaroo, is it?
19:06Oh.
19:08Oh, my God.
19:09It's kangaroo.
19:10Please don't eat kangaroos, people.
19:13How you don't know if she's allergic to it?
19:15I don't think kangaroos shouldn't be eating.
19:16They're super cute.
19:17They're putting their babies in the stump.
19:20I know it was a little mean, but I just wanted you to try it.
19:22And I knew if I said it was kangaroo, you wouldn't try it.
19:25And this is how we eat Down Under.
19:26That's how you're doing it, Down Under?
19:28You don't tell her nothing?
19:29You just sabotage the woman's organs?
19:32You better not ever do that to me.
19:33Oh, you brought me those sticks the other day, those meat sticks, and it does say...
19:37Feral swine.
19:38I'm like, I don't want to know.
19:40They were tasty.
19:42It's actually really good to see you and Patia in the same space.
19:45I know that Patia sort of felt like we were sort of talking too much.
19:51Let's get the ball rolling here.
19:53Let's liven up this dinner.
19:55Well, they're going to get it livened up.
19:57Livened up?
19:58Livened up.
19:59Living up.
20:00They're going to liven it up.
20:01Dylan told me that you wanted him to marry somebody younger, closer to his age.
20:06Uh-oh.
20:07Here we go.
20:08Here's the terms and conditions.
20:09I think that's a natural response from a mother with her son at first.
20:14You know, why don't you want someone your own age so you can have kids?
20:17Because you think I'm never going to get grandkids out of him now.
20:19So that's kind of a common first thought.
20:22But just let her love you.
20:24Don't listen.
20:25Oh, we're listening.
20:27No, you weren't.
20:28I've never said that.
20:34And you know what?
20:34I couldn't give a toss it back, grandchildren.
20:36So I guess what?
20:37Toss means, like, I don't give a ing English.
20:44Did you really never tell Patia that your mom wished you were with somebody younger?
20:50Hmm.
20:51Is he lying or what's going on with him?
20:54I think he's lying.
20:55That's funny.
21:00I think he did say it.
21:01I think he did.
21:02He knows what he did.
21:03That's what we call, you know what, eat and grin.
21:06I may have said that when I was angry, but I don't remember the specifics.
21:12It was a long time ago.
21:13Oh, oh, we don't remember now.
21:15Oh, so he did say it.
21:19See?
21:19Who said it?
21:21So I'm looking at Dylan, and I'm questioning my relationship because Dylan had been lying
21:27to me about it.
21:28I don't want to be in a relationship like that.
21:31I don't think he understands the gravity of the situation, really.
21:34I'll tell you what.
21:35I think they're all fibbing, to be honest with you.
21:39I think they're all concealing some smack talking they were doing about each other.
21:45Well, yeah.
21:45I mean, in-laws are always going to talk smack about each other.
21:48Can you imagine waking up naked from your bed with your cup of coffee?
21:53You just took your shower.
21:55Every episode, I like her more and more.
21:57I'm a nudist as well.
21:59Yeah, you are, and you really shouldn't be.
22:02Gabe, I have a surprise.
22:06Guess what we're doing?
22:07Making coffee.
22:08We are doing a coffee face mask in honor of Jenny and Sumit.
22:12So we got coffee grounds used for exfoliation to take all that crud off your face.
22:16Honey, which is antibacterial, to take all the crud off your face.
22:20We have coconut oil, which is going to hydrate all the crud on your face.
22:24And then we have water, which is the essence of life.
22:27And it's also going to take the crud off of your face, right?
22:29Yeah, me too, as well.
22:31Mix it.
22:32All right.
22:32Here we go.
22:33Look.
22:34Yeah.
22:35Here we go.
22:36You're getting it.
22:36And now it's time for us to apply this face mask.
22:40All right.
22:41Wow, it feels like I'm rubbing sand on my face.
22:43We're going to look like we're in our 20s when we're done with this.
22:46Just watch.
22:47Okay.
22:47Trust me, this is what all the girls are doing.
22:50Am I done?
22:51Put it on your nose.
22:52Rub it in, Gabe.
22:53What do you mean on my nose?
22:55I feel like it's on everything.
22:57Where, who is it?
23:03Where is that?
23:04Oh, we're back to France with Manon and Anthony.
23:07Are we going to see you at the house?
23:08Yes.
23:09You had to bring me one day to Paris, French.
23:13Paris don't look like that.
23:14What you think?
23:15Speaking of France, I found me a boyfriend there.
23:19Except he's married.
23:21Macron.
23:21I think he is so good looking.
23:24Oh, my God.
23:26And he likes older women, too.
23:28Cougar.
23:29Bonjour.
23:29Hi.
23:30Hi.
23:30Nice to meet you.
23:31Nice to meet you, too.
23:32You speak French?
23:33No French?
23:33Je suis française, la Marseillaise, et ils parlent anglais.
23:36So let's do it in English.
23:39Sounds good with me.
23:40Then everybody will understand.
23:42Let's do English.
23:43For us.
23:44Thank you, Chris.
23:45I speak French.
23:47I have the money, so we speak French for this deal.
23:50And then, you have the first room here for your guests.
23:54Children, maybe.
23:55You have one kid.
23:57Or even an office space.
23:59Damn, that's a prison mat on that bed.
24:01Oh, no.
24:02That's the best moon.
24:03And here, you will find the bijou of the house.
24:07Not standard.
24:09Exceptional.
24:10I love it.
24:12That's a nice bathroom.
24:14It's bijou.
24:16Ugh.
24:17Those tiles are hard to clean.
24:20That's a lot of grout.
24:22I don't like the paint in that house.
24:24It's almost cooler.
24:25I don't know.
24:26It just reminds me of mustard.
24:28Like, everywhere you want to go, you want a hot dog throughout the house.
24:31Oh, my gosh.
24:32Can you imagine waking up naked from your bed with your cup of coffee?
24:37You just took your shower.
24:38Here are the birds.
24:40Going outside naked?
24:42That's what they do.
24:42I like her so much every episode.
24:44I like her more and more.
24:45I'm a nudist as well.
24:47Yeah, you are.
24:48And you really shouldn't be.
24:50Maybe it's a French thing, sleeping naked.
24:52I think it's a European thing.
24:53Well, what do you do when you have an emergency in the middle of the night?
24:57I don't need an emergency.
24:58The neighbors might see a free show or perverts.
25:01Yeah, that's true.
25:02You know, you don't know.
25:04I love what I see.
25:05There's a lot of potential, even if it's not completely quite perfect yet.
25:09Et la pièce de résistance, it's an hour away from my parents' house.
25:14Perfect.
25:15I figure.
25:15How unexpected drop-ins.
25:17Uh-huh.
25:18Good thinking.
25:18I've got to live far from you.
25:20You've got some food on your whiskers.
25:23Well, thanks, Mom.
25:23Appreciate it.
25:24Well, I appreciate you telling me when I got lipstick on your face.
25:27We're only eight minutes now from your parents, which is close.
25:31It's close, but we don't have a bad relationship with them like Manon does, so that changes things a little bit.
25:37If you have issues and fights, you want to be a little further away.
25:39They're still eight minutes away from us.
25:42Um, the price at the moment, uh, is $3.75.
25:48For that small house?
25:50You kidding me?
25:51$3.75.
25:52Oh, $4.20.
25:53Dang.
25:54Yours throws me off.
25:55You were looking for this house, so I guess it's in your budget, because I guess you already talked with the banks, I guess, or not yet?
26:03Not yet.
26:04Oh, they didn't even get pre-qualified.
26:05We got to pre-qualify.
26:07Yeah, you got to get pre-qualified.
26:09Look at the realtor.
26:11He's like, he's like, whomp, whomp.
26:14Yeah, he's like, yeah, whatever.
26:15Where goes my commission, man?
26:17The house is perfect, but there is in the, um, in the roof asbestos.
26:23Oh, there's asbestos.
26:25Oh, no.
26:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
26:30We have a little baby.
26:31We don't need expenses, but if you do have expenses, check it out.
26:35Knock off 100 grand, and we cut ourselves a deal.
26:38Kind of like how we got a deal done on this house.
26:40Remember, when we closed, Mike told us, hey, they gave you, like, $25,000 off because of that smokehouse,
26:46and it only cost us $1,500 to take it down?
26:50Do you know in California, they have to disclose that the house is haunted?
26:54Oh, that's crazy, but with so many people acting all strange and stuff,
27:00you start opening the door to spirits and stuff, you may not be able to close it.
27:05This is the first house we're seeing, and I know that we could find something better out there.
27:09I just hope that she can step back and understand,
27:13because it always ends up in a fight or some type of argument.
27:17I would keep looking.
27:18Yeah.
27:18I'd see what other options are out there.
27:22I will say, though, and you're against this with me, is I would like a fixer-upper someday.
27:26Too old for it.
27:27I'm not.
27:27Well, I am.
27:29And then you'll want me to help.
27:30Hey, you don't help with anything else.
27:33God.
27:33I think my face is a little burning up here.
27:36Is it 15 minutes yet?
27:37Because I'm done.
27:38I'm done.
27:39I'm over it, honestly.
27:40I think we have maybe like eight, nine more minutes left.
27:43Okay.
27:43You have eight, nine more minutes left.
27:45I'm done.
27:46I feel like I have everything just dripping from me.
27:49I'm done.
27:51All right.
27:51I'm not going to lie.
27:52I got to get this off my face, too.
27:54It sounds like you have a lot more obstacles just with papers than I thought that you did.
28:00Maybe you're just not listening.
28:03Chloe's getting snotty and disrespectful.
28:06See, if you're paying for my way, I'd be whatever you need, Mom.
28:09Whatever.
28:09Yeah.
28:09Yeah.
28:10You're extra nice to me when I help you out.
28:16Woo!
28:19Yo, what's wrong with you?
28:20Oh, why you got Bryce's recorder?
28:22Yeah, because I'm going to sing a song to you like Dylan sings, and I'm going to make
28:28you super happy.
28:28So you can start the music!
28:33Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob.
28:35You were so cheap, cheap.
28:38Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob.
28:41You were super cheap, cheap.
28:44Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob.
28:47Give me some money.
28:48All right, all right, all right, all right.
28:53I love it.
28:54That's the best part of the song.
28:56It's over.
28:57Yeah.
29:03Where are we?
29:04Oh, Aruba, Aruba.
29:06Chloe!
29:07That look nice.
29:08That's how you make good food.
29:10Mmm.
29:10We're in Aruba.
29:12Chloe and Johnny.
29:13Remember, Mom has kind of cut her off financially now.
29:17I don't know if I believe it.
29:18I know.
29:19If she calls her up crying, no money, can't pay the rent, blah, blah, blah.
29:23Mom will send it, yes.
29:25She'll dive in.
29:26Earlier today, my mom and I went car shopping, and she kind of dropped the bomb that she's
29:31going to financially cut me off.
29:33Well, as it should be.
29:35If my kids came looking to me to buy them a car, I'd say, uh-uh.
29:39You got the wrong mother here.
29:41I made you kids work hard.
29:43I made you get the down payment for your truck.
29:46My daughter, too.
29:47Y'all had to make your payments and your insurance.
29:50It's like there wasn't no free ride at my house.
29:52I remember going door-to-door washing people's cars for $5 and cutting grass for $20.
29:57Yeah, cutting grass, fast food restaurant.
29:59Yep.
29:59But you know what?
30:01I'm proud of you.
30:02Well, thanks, Mom.
30:04So, how was the whole car lot thing?
30:06Did you find anything interesting?
30:08Any cars?
30:09It would be something that we would need to purchase on, like, the internet in order to
30:14get anywhere near that pricing point.
30:16Did you get us a car or not, lady?
30:18People buy cars off the internet all the time.
30:20He's like, so we still don't got a car.
30:24Hey, ain't nothing wrong with the internet.
30:25Everybody use cars on the internet.
30:27That's where I put my stuff.
30:28The thing is, cars in the Caribbean are super high because we don't make cars.
30:33We bring them from America, Japan, all those cars.
30:36And they tax y'all like crazy.
30:38Yes, that was a total fail today.
30:40But now we just need to find a plan B because that's not going to work.
30:45Right.
30:46And I think at that point, it should just bring her car, maybe.
30:50Bring it?
30:51That's a lot of money to import a car there?
30:54Yeah.
30:55Come on.
30:56That's got to be a pain because you got to ship it over there.
30:59Right.
30:59You got to pay taxes.
31:01Expensive.
31:01And then if something breaks, it depends on what kind of car it is.
31:04If something breaks, it's going to be expensive to fix.
31:07Get a motorcycle, it's cooler.
31:08Man, you better start yabba-yabba doing it.
31:10Walk.
31:11A lot of people have a cooler when you live close to the beach and stuff like that.
31:15Get a bike.
31:16Get you a beach cruiser.
31:18I don't know that that's an option either.
31:22Because Chloe and I had a conversation, you know, that I wasn't going to contribute financially
31:27anymore.
31:28He's like, what?
31:29How are we going to pay our bills?
31:30What do you mean you're not going to support us?
31:32And I knew it.
31:33I knew it.
31:34I knew it.
31:34Remember, I was like, and now the mom is going to support...
31:37Is that your foot pulling my hair?
31:39Oh, God, please.
31:40Maybe it was your hair wrapped around my foot.
31:44Chloe's going to need, you know, a more solid plan.
31:47You and Chloe.
31:48You know, getting the worker's permit is a really big deal.
31:53What is needed to get them?
31:55Um, you, yeah, you have to pay for the first permit.
31:58How much do you have to pay for the first permit?
32:00$600.
32:01$600?
32:02What?
32:04$600 for a permit?
32:05That sounds like a con artist.
32:07It's kind of like when you go into the store for your mom, and she's like, well, how much
32:11that soda costs?
32:12So you tell her $5, well, you know it's really $2, so you keep $3 to yourself.
32:17I think that's what he's trying to do, hustle.
32:20It sounds like you have a lot more obstacles, um, just with papers than I thought that you
32:24did.
32:25Maybe you're just not listening.
32:27Oh!
32:28Oh, hell no.
32:29Hey.
32:30She's spicy.
32:30I would not be talking to her mom like that.
32:32Chloe's getting snotty and disrespectful.
32:36See, if you're paying for my way, I'd be whatever you need, mom, whatever.
32:39Yeah.
32:39Yeah, you're extra nice to me when I help you out.
32:42So, I said that I will not financially support any longer.
32:48However, there is a way that I would be able to support both of you.
32:53What's that?
32:54Oh.
32:55If she moves back and brings him over on a K-1 visa or something?
32:59Does she really want him there either, though?
33:01Like...
33:01As long as the daughter's back.
33:04If he both moves to Boston.
33:05Say, that's all she wants.
33:11It ain't no.
33:13No.
33:13That cold weather.
33:14She ain't trying to move there.
33:15Johnny won't survive.
33:17She ain't trying to move no Boston.
33:19She want to be out there in Aruba, by the beach.
33:22Vacation life.
33:22Chasing pirates in the Caribbean.
33:24Yeah.
33:25Even if you find a job here, you are never, ever going to be able to make like I do.
33:31If you told me to stay home while you go to work, I'd be like,
33:35Okay.
33:36Have a good day, babe.
33:37The princess.
33:40We need to get you starting a date again.
33:42We're going to set up an awesome profile for you.
33:45Thank you, Julian.
33:47Let's pick out some pictures.
33:48Let's see.
33:49What pictures you got?
33:50What do you think of this one?
33:52Uh, it's okay.
33:53I want them to look at me and say,
33:55Gee, she looks special to me.
33:57And, you know, I'm not showing any cleavage or butt lines or what have you.
34:04You know what I'm going to say?
34:05Cougar.
34:05No, there's nothing cougar.
34:08How about that?
34:09Man.
34:10Now, come on.
34:10That's got to be a money man right there.
34:13Okay.
34:13I like that one.
34:14Swipe right.
34:15Obviously, we'd have to come up with a bio.
34:17I could write a poem about who I really am.
34:22Let me be your canvas, baby, and paint me.
34:25Oh, my gosh.
34:25Okay, where we at?
34:33We're back in France.
34:35Oh, look at France Street food.
34:37Hold up.
34:37They got pizzas on the street?
34:38That look good.
34:39New York, you need to step your game up.
34:41They got pizzas on the street in France.
34:43Don't say words.
34:44Menard and Anthony.
34:46Perfect.
34:47Look, they're wearing stripes together.
34:48That's cute.
34:49Oh, boy, that's a lot to talk about, honey.
34:55Oh, my American boy.
34:57He's like, yes, you are.
34:59You are a big, strong man.
35:01My American boy.
35:01My shaggy man.
35:03See, she can talk sweet to her husband.
35:07I'm going to use what she wants.
35:08Good.
35:08Now they're getting along.
35:09Now they're getting along.
35:11They get along because my home is the bus.
35:14That's why you just got to go, yes, yes, just, yes.
35:19So, like, a big thing I feel that need to be addressed the most is employment.
35:26Mm-hmm.
35:27Mm-hmm.
35:28Employment.
35:29Your boy needs a job.
35:30What happened to the sensual oil things?
35:33We cannot buy a house without income.
35:35If I build a business for a long time, I'm not going to be able to get a salary or to
35:40make money.
35:40I like where we are now.
35:43I know we're living with your parents.
35:45He doesn't see the signs.
35:46He's not receptive to the...
35:48Stop talking.
35:50Stop.
35:51Can't just settle, buddy.
35:53You got to move out.
35:54You got to spread your wing.
35:55Your woman ain't happy there.
35:57Baby's happy, but your woman ain't.
35:58Even if you find a job here, you are never, ever going to be able to make like I do.
36:05Ouch.
36:06Oh, the emasculation.
36:09Would you take offense to something like that?
36:11It was a little bit of a blow, but it might be true, though.
36:14Yeah.
36:14But you could have been more...
36:16You would never.
36:17...nicer about it.
36:18It's very hurtful to hear, and it makes me feel like I'm not good enough for her, essentially.
36:25She never said that.
36:25She's not saying you're not good enough.
36:27It's just...
36:27Let's do what we're both best at.
36:30Exactly.
36:31Let the man have a little respect and dignity.
36:34You're a power player.
36:36If I moved to France, it's to actually be more comfortable and thrive, or I would have stayed
36:43in the U.S., so no way I'm just sort of, I'm here.
36:45Sorry, not sorry.
36:47If you told me to stay home while you go to work, I'd be like, okay, have a good day,
36:52babe.
36:54I don't care.
36:56You want to call me a princess while you go to work?
36:58Well, I ain't no princess.
36:59I'm a princess.
37:00I'd be like, hey, I'm a king.
37:02Next time on 90 Day Fiance, The Other Way.
37:05Next time on!
37:06Next time on!
37:07Jenny's gonna learn how to use the machine!
37:09You don't have chefs.
37:10Your parents are cooking food.
37:12Who does that?
37:13This is not a real business, what he's doing.
37:16It will be closed soon.
37:18First of all, what does he know?
37:19All his businesses failed.
37:21See, that's the people you don't need around you.
37:22Yeah, I don't need friends later.
37:24Nah, for real.
37:26No, I'm not going there.
37:28This is awesome.
37:29This is, like, all I've wanted to do since we've been here.
37:31What, milk of sheep?
37:32French cheese, camembert.
37:35Yes, let's go to France.
37:39Seeing Minone's reaction to the farm,
37:41I'm questioning my decision on the surprise.
37:44Ew, you gonna bring shoes like that in the mud?
37:47Oh, first of all, Minone does not look like...
37:48Why would you surprise her with a goat farm?
37:51Come on.
37:52Look at this.
37:55A puppy.
37:56Maybe this will get Madeline in a better mood.
37:58For a minute.
37:59Oh, he's trying to buy her love back.
38:01Oh, God.
38:03Get me that dog.
38:04I think I, like, give you a pretty good life,
38:07and it seems like you're always mad at me.
38:08You never made me happy.
38:10If this is anything like what our marriage is going to be,
38:13holy do we have problems.
38:15You're just figuring that out.
38:18Can you add some sense into him?
38:20I would like to.
38:21This was a great epi, so I can't wait for this week.
38:25Yeah, that was extra spicy.
38:27That was great.
38:28But speaking of extra spicy, you know what?
38:30My stomach feel kind of funny.
38:32I got to take a mean one.
38:33Ew, disgusting.
38:35I'm gonna think about you while I'm doing it.
38:37I have some eye patches we can decompress now and relax.
38:41You think we need to relax after this?
38:43We are going to try.
38:44We'll go get them.
38:45Manon and Anthony, why are you taking her to the farm?
38:48They're gonna be A-OK as long as he listens to her leave.
38:51Don't take her to the farm.
38:53Hey, we gotta get ready because we're getting the mini donkeys this week.
38:58I swear, if I'm not working at work, I'm working over here.
39:00The bank of mom takes care of you, right?
39:03Yeah.
39:03With a skyrocket interest rate.
39:05Hey, you know, I'm a little bit gangster and a little bit country.
39:11Ah.
39:13By the way, send one of these to Manon.
39:15She needs it.
39:16A de-stressor.
39:17The cat's licking my arm.
39:19Is she exfoliating my arm?
39:21The Frida Spa.
39:23No glasses.
39:25Just chill out.
39:25OK, shh.
39:26Oh, no talking.
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