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00:00Oh, yeah, this kid's dream is crazy.
00:02They're hiding everything.
00:04Annie, let's go!
00:06Show is starting!
00:07What?
00:08Oh, my god.
00:09Oh, I find it.
00:10It's here.
00:11Yeah.
00:13Oh, my god.
00:17I was like, you know what?
00:18I'm just going to take the opportunity
00:21to go talk to Christine, my aunt, that I have beef with.
00:26She's going to go talk to the aunt.
00:28I didn't know French people use the word beef.
00:30They say boof.
00:31We got boof.
00:33Like, she's not looking at her, man.
00:34I was like, how's everything going?
00:49I wish you find the woman of your dreams.
00:52Hopefully in Medellin.
00:53That'd be great.
00:54I don't know.
00:54Mine went out.
00:56This went out?
00:56Yeah.
00:57After you said that?
01:06A small car that I can offer you is like this.
01:08As a small car, we have a couple of those.
01:12I paid for my first car like $2,500.
01:14Yeah.
01:15And I mean, that was 10 years ago.
01:16I don't know if it's still the same thing.
01:18Your first car was only 10 years ago?
01:20Wait, how old am I?
01:21Yo, Chloe, if you want that call,
01:23you better start kissing that ass.
01:25Yeah.
01:33John, why do you like Chloe so much?
01:35She's a asshole.
01:36She's one of us, bro, you know?
01:39Once you're one of us, you're in.
01:40Dude, I don't like every person that lives in Vegas.
01:43Did she grow up a little different from me?
01:44Sure, she got pearl earrings, you know what I'm saying?
01:47You know, we ate mayonnaise sandwiches.
01:48A little different upbringing, but, you know.
01:51I guess, bro, I don't know, I don't see it.
01:53She's a Massachusian, okay?
01:56We sick for each other.
01:57We don't leave each other behind.
01:59Okay, what is all this?
02:01Well, I thought, you know what, I love Dia de Muertos,
02:03so why not add to it, add to our friend?
02:05I think it turned out really nice this year,
02:06and I want to add more color to it,
02:08so I want to do some paper picado,
02:09and you're going to help me.
02:10A great reason to do more crafts.
02:12Yes, so what you're going to do is
02:13you're going to put all your sheets like that,
02:16fold it in half.
02:17Okay.
02:17Then you'll bring in your little stencil that I made.
02:20Okay.
02:21And then you're going to cut away,
02:23and we're going to have a bunch of different sugar schools,
02:26and we're going to hang over our friend.
02:27And it'll be the last piece we need.
02:29I promise I won't add any more to it.
02:31Yeah, all right.
02:31Okay.
02:32I'm so excited for this episode.
02:35Yeah, I'm pumped.
02:36Are you pumped?
02:37Yeah, Chloe and Johnny, she's acting a little, whoop, whoop.
02:40Yeah, she's stalking him at his job.
02:42That's a little weird,
02:43and she's trying to make it seem like it's normal.
02:45It's not.
02:45Yeah, and then Manny invited all her family to that baptism,
02:48and she don't like them.
02:49Yeah.
02:50What was the point?
02:50But who really likes family?
02:53Except I like you, but you know.
02:54Oh, my God.
02:55Yeah.
02:56Uncle Adam.
02:59Annie, let's go.
03:01Where's the remote?
03:02Oh, I find, I find.
03:04It was deep in the couch.
03:06You know, the kids always steal everything.
03:08They steal the remote and hide it.
03:10But you know what?
03:12It's back where it belongs, home with Big Daddy.
03:15Let's wash.
03:16Let's wash.
03:17Let's wash.
03:21Hey.
03:23Where are we at?
03:24You got drunk white chicks climbing a coconut tree.
03:27What is this, Aruba?
03:28Johnny and Chloe.
03:30Ooh.
03:31Aruba.
03:32I'd love to be there right now.
03:34Not that I don't love being here.
03:35Yeah, sure.
03:37I moved to Aruba about a week ago.
03:39I feel like I haven't even fully unpacked yet,
03:43and my mom is already on her way to spend the weekend.
03:47Uh-oh.
03:47Hermione's coming.
03:49Mom, dukes is coming.
03:51She checking up on you.
03:53What?
03:54I'm cutting.
03:55Okay.
03:56I'm just checking.
03:57Don't breathe down my neck.
04:02Mom.
04:05Hi.
04:05She's styling.
04:07Hey, hello.
04:08Hi, guys.
04:09Aw.
04:10Okay, group.
04:10We love a group hug.
04:12Aw, we love a group hug.
04:14All right.
04:14Is this how you'd be with me?
04:16I would probably be outside my car and be like,
04:18all right, trunk's open.
04:19No, you wouldn't.
04:20Put your stuff in here.
04:21No, you wouldn't.
04:22Yeah, her mom's like straight from rich Cape Cod, Massachusetts.
04:26I bet you they have vacation houses.
04:27Those Cape Cod people, you know what I mean?
04:29Those Cape Cod.
04:30You know what I'm talking about.
04:32Martha's Vineyard.
04:33Matthew's Vineyard.
04:34They don't have an accent.
04:35That's why they don't have an accent.
04:36Because they're surrounded by other rich people
04:38that aren't even from Massachusetts
04:39that just take up the good real estate.
04:41I mean, she doesn't have hot water, bro.
05:08You know her mom's going to be upset about that.
05:10Hey, my apartment in Brazil didn't really have hot water.
05:12Dude, you get electrocuted in Brazil from taking a shower.
05:17You didn't tell me about that.
05:18Yeah, you got to wear shoes.
05:19You got to wear sandals.
05:19You get zapped.
05:20You literally get zapped.
05:22I was like, what the is going on around here?
05:24I haven't shown my mom Jonathan's house in her previous visits
05:29because she needs, like, I don't know, a hot shower,
05:34cranking air conditioning, like, high thread count sheets.
05:39That's you.
05:40Don't act like she's all high maintenance
05:42because that's actually you now that she's saying it out loud.
05:44What, that I need AC and hot water?
05:46AC, hot water.
05:47Those are a must for you.
05:50Now you didn't say nothing.
05:51God.
05:52I don't really understand what high thread count.
05:55High what?
05:56High thread count.
05:57Does it make them softer?
05:58Is that what it does?
05:59Maybe the more it's knitted, the more comfortable.
06:02Hey, I look.
06:03My sheet's on my bed now.
06:04I can sleep without a sheet of hat, too.
06:06I can sleep on the floor.
06:07I can sleep anywhere.
06:09I hope Jonathan is ready for all the scrutiny
06:14that is to come from my mother.
06:18This is it.
06:20This is your house.
06:22Yo, why she looked like she had to swallow real hard, like...
06:25Like if she was afraid of the neighborhood.
06:29This is it.
06:30Bro, that house looks nice.
06:32What's wrong with this house?
06:33Well, what do you mean?
06:34Look what she's used to.
06:35You know, they probably have scented toilet paper.
06:38No way.
06:39Different level, bro.
06:40It's different life.
06:42Okay.
06:43Here we go.
06:43Well, it's turned out good, though.
06:45Look at mine.
06:47They look good, babe.
06:48Even yours.
06:49You can't tell.
06:50Yours look much better than mine do.
06:53My head's too big.
06:54They're fine.
06:55They'll look good.
06:56I'll put them aside,
06:57and then we can hang them up later in the oprient.
06:59Oh, I can't wait.
07:00I'm on pins and needles.
07:01Okay, where we at now?
07:06We riding in those streets.
07:08I think we're in Colombia.
07:11I do want to go to Colombia because of the buildings.
07:14How it is, like...
07:15I thought you were saying because you wanted to play cards with all the old men and see what's up.
07:19Why would I want to do that?
07:21Because you like old men.
07:23Oh, they're fighting.
07:29Look at that pose.
07:30Lukey dookie.
07:31Ooh!
07:32And Madeline.
07:37Ooh, here she comes.
07:39Hi, honey.
07:40Well, the fact that she's here is a good sign, right?
07:43She showed up.
07:44Do you want to walk?
07:45Let's go.
07:47I am not ready to forget him and marry him.
07:51He don't do nothing.
07:52He ain't do nothing.
07:53It was a whack dance.
07:54That girl don't do nothing to him.
07:55For real.
07:56Her cheeks wasn't even clapping.
07:58She acting like he was having sex.
08:00For all of that, he might as well should have just went out there and did the good deed.
08:03Yeah.
08:05I don't know.
08:06What if you had a lap dance like that and Thais saw that?
08:11What would have happened with you?
08:13I'd be donezo.
08:14You'd be donezo, right?
08:15I mean, but I'd be able to get her back.
08:18Bro, all he did was get danced on by a stripper.
08:21Yeah.
08:21I'm sorry.
08:22I think the stripper was the icing on the cake.
08:25Get it?
08:25Cake, because she threw it at him.
08:27That was good, huh?
08:29Yeah.
08:29Mm, mm, mm.
08:30But Luke and I have multiple business together.
08:36Luke and me always say, if we broke up, we're going to have to continue to working together.
08:42And I come here to see if that is true.
08:45Oh, okay.
08:47She's got, ooh, she's making some moves.
08:49So this is where, like, Luke messed up, you know?
08:52Gave her too much too soon.
08:55That's all she think about.
08:56She's making herself comfortable.
08:57She's setting herself up.
08:59Do you think we would be able to work together if we broke up?
09:01We do.
09:01Oh, we broke up?
09:03Nah, that's hard.
09:04Yeah.
09:04If we broke up, your investor rights are gone.
09:07That might, all of it is mine.
09:10Mm-hmm.
09:11I know that I'm going to have to go over and above to show you I am deeply and truly sorry.
09:20You mean the world to me.
09:22This sounds like he just read this out of a book or something.
09:25And it's, like, the most robot crap I've ever heard in my life.
09:29Yeah, he used AI to come up with that.
09:31You mean the most of the world to me.
09:34I've done that before where you like attention, you like your partner to, like, beg a little.
09:38But she freaking stretches that thing.
09:41But the thing is, you've tried that with me and you go, you don't beg ever.
09:45I'm not a beggar at all.
09:46You're bad, bitch.
09:49You liar to me and talk to me like nothing happened.
09:54How am I going to get married with someone like this?
09:57Why the men are so stupid?
10:00Why you got to put men's plural?
10:02Why you can't just say Luke?
10:03A lot of us are not into strip clubs.
10:05We like to hold our money.
10:07We cheap, you know?
10:08So it's like you can't put all of us into that bracket.
10:14Hey.
10:15Do it, do it, do it, do it.
10:16Why are the men so stupid?
10:18Do your hair at the same time.
10:20Why?
10:22I want to stop talking about the relationship.
10:25I think we have other things to talk about.
10:28The appropriate thing.
10:30You need to recognize.
10:32I am the one to make the deals.
10:35I am the one of the there.
10:37I am the one with the contacts.
10:38Oh, jeez.
10:40She's just playing hardball.
10:41Well, I mean, she's in the position, you know?
10:44I just don't.
10:45So what do you think Luke's going to have to do here?
10:48Buy a hotel?
10:49I put up some money.
10:50Luke's going to have to spend some money.
10:52That's what I do know.
10:54She about the money, girl.
10:56I'm glad I'm wearing this hoodie.
10:57It got chilly in here.
10:58She's a chilly one.
10:59Luke might as well should have just called himself ATM.
11:03Make another transaction.
11:05I want to do the business venture with you.
11:09The appropriate thing we're going to have to say, sir.
11:12Sir, we will have a lot in our name.
11:15Lucas, don't give a s***.
11:17If I was him, I'd bolt.
11:19I'd be like, okay, you're on your own.
11:21Good luck on making the business work.
11:23I'm going back to Cali and living a life.
11:25I mean, it's easy to talk smack, but when you're in it,
11:28when you're in love, you do stupid things.
11:31What have I done stupid?
11:32Well, I can't point it out because then he'll get smart about it.
11:35But you do stupid things when you fall in love,
11:37and that's what Luke is doing.
11:39It's just one time to see it will happen,
11:44but he's signed with love sex to show me with actions
11:49what real I mean to you.
11:53Oh, my God.
11:54Ooh.
11:55You're in time out, Luke.
11:56She wants him to sign this and then see what happens.
12:00Don't say it.
12:01I thought you were going to say she wants him
12:04to side over this business if he wants to get laid.
12:07No, no, no, no.
12:08I don't think she's going to sleep.
12:10She said she ain't going to sleep.
12:11That's kind of what she's saying.
12:12So she doesn't want to be with him in a relationship,
12:15no sex, no love, basically.
12:16It's just a business partnership.
12:18That's what she wants.
12:19Yes, but Luke did not hear any of that.
12:22To be honest, right, right now,
12:26I don't think he's going to change my mind.
12:29Depends on his actions.
12:32I wish them the best in any way,
12:35like pizza, and because they need some peace,
12:37and they can handle it,
12:38because I don't say too much in the love relationship.
12:41You know you said pizza, right?
12:44Pizza?
12:45Yeah, I don't say that.
12:46The first one was pizza.
12:48Yeah, no, I don't say pizza.
12:50Okay, you say so.
12:52Can I have another one, please?
12:53The passion?
12:55Oh, I know.
12:56You've done that to me a couple times.
12:59I have fully told you that there was alcohol in it,
13:02and in fact, did not.
13:04And somehow you still got drunker.
13:06I didn't understand.
13:09All right, so we're going to play a little flip cup,
13:11except for a little different, though.
13:13Whoever loses each round
13:14has to choose between truth or dare.
13:17Oh, okay, I like it.
13:18All right.
13:18All right.
13:19Three, two, one, go.
13:22I think technically...
13:24Bro, is that a tie?
13:25If you slowed it down...
13:26Do we have a slow-mo replay?
13:29Well, look, that was pretty much how.
13:33We'll just both do one.
13:35Truth or dare?
13:36Dare.
13:37So I dare you to take a video of yourself
13:40acting like a pirate
13:41and post it on social media.
13:43All right.
13:44It's such a following out there,
13:45don't it only take you a minute.
13:47Army mateys, where's the gold?
13:52We're here for your buried treasure.
13:54Is that a little leprechaun mixed in there?
13:57Yeah.
13:57It's a little pirate.
13:58Leprechaun mixed, you know.
14:01All right.
14:02Truth or dare, tough guy.
14:03Dare.
14:04I dare you to hop around the couch
14:06like a kangaroo with an Australian accent.
14:09Don't hurt yourself.
14:11Okay, mate.
14:12There we go, mate.
14:14Okay, mate.
14:16Yeah?
14:17Something like that.
14:19All right.
14:19That was pretty good.
14:22Have a good night.
14:24Say bisou.
14:25Oh, look at the baby.
14:28Oh, look.
14:29We're back home, baby boy.
14:31So cute.
14:31Oh, we have friends now.
14:33And that is excellent, me.
14:35Manon and Anthony.
14:37Hi.
14:39Hi, Lola.
14:39Oh, that's right.
14:40He's bolting from the party.
14:42Lola, I don't think you can see the show like that.
14:44Oh, she can get a peek, believe it or not.
14:46Can I have another one, please?
14:48The passion.
14:50Oh, manon.
14:51Ça va faire trop.
14:53No, not virgin.
14:54A passion.
14:56Morito passion.
14:57She understood?
14:58I understood.
14:59You want to drink.
15:00They're basically saying that they think she's had too much to drink.
15:04You've done that to me a couple times.
15:05I have fully told you that there was alcohol in it and, in fact, did not.
15:10And somehow you still got drunker.
15:12I didn't understand.
15:15Baptism is all about new beginnings.
15:17I was like, you know what?
15:18I'm just going to take the opportunity to go talk to Christine, my aunt, that I had beef with years ago.
15:27Ain't nothing wrong with that.
15:28Make peace with your family.
15:29All right.
15:30She's had a couple mojitos.
15:31I mean, is this the best time to set a family scrabble?
15:34Liquid courage always helps.
15:36She's going to go talk to the aunt.
15:37I didn't know French people use the word beef.
15:39They say bouff.
15:41We've got bouff.
15:42I got bouff food, too.
15:43We've got corn and soda.
15:45Hello, hello.
15:48Je peux venir?
15:49L'eau de l'eau, t'il en.
15:51I was kind of like, oh, I don't want to be annoyed.
15:53I don't want to talk to you.
15:54This is bad.
15:55You know when a drunk person comes up, hello?
15:58Yeah.
15:59That's never good.
16:00No.
16:00Never a good sign.
16:01No.
16:04Oh, here we go.
16:10What did she tell her?
16:11Get a new haircut?
16:12Like, she's not looking at her.
16:13Menon's like, how's everything going?
16:17She knows something's coming.
16:22Well, this is taking a good turn for the best.
16:27Yeah, there we go.
16:27Good, I love that.
16:29I love that.
16:30I can totally feel on the right side, everyone kind of, like, staring at me.
16:37No, but then again, sometimes you got family members that like that.
16:49I think that you're the black sheep.
16:51But every family has a black sheep, because that one is always cheese mosa.
16:55I mean, I know the cheese mosa.
16:57Number one cheese mosa.
16:57I know you're part of the family personally.
17:00You a cheese mosa.
17:02Andy knew everything that was going on in the neighborhood.
17:04Looking over the fence, looking out the window.
17:07I don't have time for that.
17:09Yes, you did.
17:09It looks like Mexico with the coconuts and all that.
17:19Yeah.
17:20You love the coconuts.
17:22Oh, I do every time I see one.
17:23Johnny and Chloe.
17:25They still seem happy.
17:27See what mom thinks about the place.
17:33All right, guys.
17:34Michelle, welcome to my home.
17:37I think it's a cute house.
17:39What's wrong with it?
17:39I think this is a really adorable looking house.
17:42Johnny, you need to cut that damn grass, though, man.
17:45Come on.
17:46You can at least take care of that landscape.
17:50Okay.
17:50This is my kitchen area.
17:52Watch out.
17:53Why are you falling?
17:54No, I'm just not used to all these different levels.
17:56There's different obstacles.
17:57Yeah, I'm sorry.
17:58I hate when you have steps like that.
18:00You go in people's houses and you got that drop.
18:02You got to be careful.
18:03They're always like, make sure you be careful.
18:05She's never seen steps before.
18:07They're new.
18:08There's nothing in America.
18:10No steps in America.
18:11They invented them in Aruba.
18:13Here's the kitchen.
18:17Oh, no.
18:18Oh, oh.
18:18Oh, no.
18:19Oh, she's not going to like that.
18:21That's just...
18:21Well, you got some fly traps.
18:23Yeah, but you got to keep them hidden, you know?
18:24You can't just have them out there when guests come by, you know?
18:27And then what are you going to offer them?
18:28A piece of pie while they're looking at fly guts?
18:31Yes.
18:31Did you tell your mom about cold showers?
18:33You only have cold showers?
18:35Yeah, in Aruba.
18:36The houses don't really have hot water.
18:37What?
18:38Yeah, like you have to buy your own heater.
18:39How do you take a cold shower?
18:40Well, to be fair...
18:42It's not that cold.
18:43Like right now?
18:44No, no.
18:45Right now?
18:45I like my temperature exactly.
18:47I know.
18:47You want to try it?
18:48You want to see how cold it is?
18:50How does the mom know it's supposed to be 89 degrees?
18:52I don't even know.
18:52It's either hot or cold.
18:54Well, I adjust it to where I like it.
18:56I like hot.
18:57Do you know what number it is when you put it?
18:58No.
18:59Little does she know, you wash yourself with a bucket before.
19:03I wash myself with a bucket.
19:04She would hate if Chloe ended up wanting to live with a Nigerian man.
19:09Yeah, you know, you just heat it up on the stove, pour it in the bucket, and you use that to wash.
19:15Chloe likes, you know, much nicer things, and she's going to want those things.
19:20I do think that Chloe's novelty, you know, with this whole living situation will wear off quickly.
19:28Do you think it will, knowing what we know of Chloe?
19:31Right now, she has the jealousy to worry about.
19:33She can only handle so many things.
19:35I think he lives super good.
19:37Well, he's a guy, you know, men live like that, where I can hear you have just a man's apartment.
19:42And I come painting everything a woman's house.
19:46You're using bar soap now?
19:47I'm not using it.
19:49Don't worry, it's mine.
19:50I didn't think so.
19:51I'm definitely not using it.
19:53Okay.
19:53Oh, she's using bar soap.
19:55God forbid.
19:56I don't really like bar soap.
19:59You know?
20:01Would you share a bar soap with a man?
20:04No.
20:04Yeah, so like...
20:05No.
20:05So...
20:06I'd have my own.
20:07Yeah.
20:08When I first got with you, you were using bar soap.
20:11Because I like it.
20:12I didn't know it was a status symbol or if you had money or not.
20:16A status symbol.
20:17I didn't know it was a thing.
20:20So what did you guys do before body wash?
20:23Because that hasn't...
20:23Bar soap and you had dry ass skin.
20:25It's like a flea market Charmin.
20:37You went to a flea market for a psychic reading?
20:39Would you really believe...
20:40Yeah.
20:41Are you going to really tell me my future?
20:44Yeah?
20:48All right.
20:48Let's hang up our lovely decorations here.
20:51This is our friend for our pups.
20:54All right.
20:54Well, this is looking good.
20:55See, that was a good touch, wasn't it?
20:56It is.
20:57Besides honoring the past loved ones, you honor the pets that have passed too, which I love.
21:02I miss them both, especially truffles.
21:05She lived to be almost 17 years old.
21:07She loved it here.
21:08She fit right in with you.
21:09And then we got Toffee, smart as anything.
21:13It felt like we had her for years, didn't it?
21:14Like we had so many adventures that seemed together.
21:16We traveled.
21:17We're glad they get to visit us today on Day of the Dead.
21:20They're coming from the heavens up above, so they'll need some water for their travel.
21:24Oh, good job.
21:25This is one of my absolute favorite traditions in Mexico.
21:28I love it.
21:28So they still live in our hearts and around us.
21:37All right.
21:38Where are we, Jamal?
21:38We back in Colombia.
21:40Look at my lane.
21:42Look, I can't forgive you.
21:44Give me some peanut butter.
21:47Thanks for taking me to the market.
21:51Oh, I'd be afraid if you look at me like that over the glasses.
21:55Don't you ever look at me like that again.
21:57Look told me he want to do this spiritual cleanse today because supposedly he want to show me how sorry he are.
22:09Damn, she angry with everything.
22:11Look, I bring the spiritual cleanse today.
22:15He's going to try to give you some voodoo to make you forget what he did.
22:24That's what he's about to do.
22:25He wants a shaman to cleanse your soul and your brain.
22:28I spiritual cleanse every Friday night with some tequila.
22:37Oh, yeah.
22:43He made very bad economic decisions.
22:46You.
22:47That was the worst decision to use a bank account ever.
22:51You know, I did this in Tanzania, right?
22:54And the lady gave me these leaves to burn.
22:57Yeah.
22:57To make Usman love me, that turned out well.
22:59It didn't work?
23:00It didn't.
23:00I worked for two years.
23:02Voodoo is not good for you.
23:04I don't recommend.
23:05I went one time to do a spiritual cleanse.
23:08I spent $200 on that and I lose everything for doing voodoo.
23:12And I never get back.
23:14It's like a flea market Charmin.
23:16If you went to a flea market for a psychic reading, would you really believe?
23:19Yeah.
23:21Are you going to really tell me my future?
23:23Yeah?
23:23La limpieza que les estoy a...
23:25Es principalmente una limpieza sexual.
23:29Porque ya sabemos cuando hay contacto sexual, uno se impregna de muchas energías de parejas pasadas.
23:36Sexual cleanse, but they're not having sex.
23:38You might need that.
23:40You might need that.
23:41I don't have sex.
23:42I don't have sex?
23:43You don't know my life.
23:44Who are you?
23:45Yeah, Madeline really want to say, like, hey, whatever you got to do, he's got to sign over this property to me.
23:51I want that cleanse.
23:54It's working.
24:00It's doing voodoo around the penis.
24:04Start dancing, man.
24:06It's the beat.
24:07See, I don't know if I want someone doing witchcraft around this area.
24:11You can do my leg.
24:12You can do my heart.
24:13Don't do the man downstairs, please.
24:16Don't touch him.
24:17Okay, this is what I'm going to dedicate my life to now.
24:20I'm going to build a sexual cleanser.
24:21I'll do the guys.
24:22Is this supposed to be some special kind of yarn?
24:43Does that have some yarn in the garage here?
24:45You could use it later.
24:47Oh, God.
24:48The shaman's saying that there isn't any infidelity, but, I mean, was it really infidelity?
24:52Because it was a stripper, you know?
24:54He didn't cheat.
24:56No, he didn't cheat.
24:57If anything, his friends need to be in here, roped up with us.
25:00Yes, that's a good idea.
25:02Gracias.
25:03Bravo.
25:04Ciao.
25:05This is spiritual clean don't help me at all.
25:09Oh, boy.
25:11She's not taking it.
25:12Nope, didn't work.
25:13Something else.
25:14He's still dirty.
25:15I picked up a couple Wiccans from the bar a couple times, you know what I'm saying?
25:19I know a few things about this, yeah?
25:21I think you just gotta, you know, give it some time to kick in.
25:24What happens if it doesn't kick in?
25:26Luke should go home.
25:28She shouldn't be lying, saying, acting like she never has problems.
25:34All of us have problems.
25:35I have problems with my family.
25:36I have a problem with you.
25:37I have a problem with you.
25:40Robert.
25:42You.
25:42I don't want to bring you spiritual clean because you need to be clean for all my energies,
25:51for the past, to me, big money, no money, no money, no money, no money, no money.
25:59Sage your body.
26:00Go like this and just think good thoughts.
26:03Think really, really good thoughts.
26:04Okay, I'm trying.
26:05I want to be more positive.
26:07I want to lose five more pounds.
26:12It doesn't work that way.
26:13I really need to get it inside.
26:15I think you need to get it inside, too.
26:16There you go.
26:17I don't know.
26:19You're putting around yourself, too.
26:21No, you don't.
26:22That connects us.
26:22Why are you fighting with me?
26:24It connects us and brings us in together.
26:27Oh, wait, I lost part of it.
26:29You got it on my face.
26:31I don't think this is the way you're supposed to do it.
26:33Because I want head.
26:34Wait.
26:36You trying to choke me?
26:38You trying to get a life insurance policy out of here?
26:48I wish you find the woman of your dreams.
26:51Hopefully in Medellin.
26:53That'd be great.
26:54I don't know.
26:54Mine went out.
26:55This went out?
26:56Yeah.
26:56After you said that?
27:03Oh, we're at the restaurant.
27:06We're with Manon.
27:07I don't know if I could rock a beret.
27:09No.
27:10My head shape isn't built for it.
27:13I rocked one in the military.
27:14They look good?
27:15Yeah, I liked it.
27:16Well, I guess I didn't get your head shape.
27:18I have a big head, too.
27:19You have a massive head.
27:21OK.
27:22It's the end of the dinner.
27:24I'm thanking everyone for coming.
27:26And I see my mom and my dad and my sister looking at each other.
27:30And I said, hey, what's wrong?
27:31And Marie's like, nothing.
27:34Obviously, there's something.
27:36Well, I mean, what did we miss here?
27:37We got some drama.
27:37What's going on?
27:38Maybe the family's just so used to her creating drama that they didn't expect it to go this way.
27:44I think she assumed that me talking to Christine created some sort of drama when actually we were moving forward, water, under the bridge, and positive things.
27:55You see, that's why you don't assume, because when you assume, you know what you're making of yourself?
28:03I don't know.
28:04When you assume, you're making ass out of yourself.
28:06So I got fed up with Marie.
28:09You know what?
28:10I see you at home.
28:11I'm leaving.
28:12I'm done.
28:12And my mom started, like, following me outside as I was leaving the restaurant.
28:17And that's what started to really put me even more on the edge and made me lose it.
28:23It sucks, because she wasn't even doing what they thought she was doing.
28:26No, she's right.
28:28She's right in that aspect.
28:29But then you can't just go like that on somebody.
28:33How many times have you walked out and maybe regretted it?
28:36Like, oh, that's probably dramatic.
28:37I don't really care, because I'm going to walk right back in.
28:40You're getting your steps in, I guess.
28:42That's good.
28:42Yeah, there you go.
28:56This is a tough language to follow.
28:58Don't raise your voice to your parents, though.
28:59Yeah, man, I know how to go and throw herself, though, with her part, and she can't be talking
29:03later.
29:04I've learned my lesson with doing that from going zero to six.
29:07So you just got to take a minute, take it in, and then, you know, say what you got to
29:11say.
29:12Yeah.
29:12But there's no point in, like, like, there's no point.
29:15I've learned my lesson.
29:16Lord knows.
29:17We've seen a lot of that from you.
29:19It's hard to calm down a lot, though.
29:20Yeah.
29:21Yeah.
29:21If you don't want to be a person, if you don't want to be a person, change your character
29:26maybe a little bit.
29:29Change who you are, you'll be fine.
29:30How is she going to change who she is?
29:32That's how her family treat her like that, because she's getting back from the United
29:36States with nothing.
29:37There's maybe more we don't see.
29:39Hi, Frida.
29:41Welcome back, Frida.
29:43Keep an eye out.
29:44Let's see who has, who's right and who's wrong.
29:53Ah, bon?
29:56Yeah, look, she's definitely lying, because we saw that she had issues with Anthony's
30:01sister.
30:01Yeah.
30:02She shouldn't be lying, saying, acting like she never has problems.
30:05All of us have problems.
30:06I have problems with my family.
30:07I have a problem with you.
30:08I have a problem with you.
30:10We haven't had really too much sibling drama at all, actually, to be honest.
30:13Stay pretty close.
30:14We don't really fight like this.
30:15Yeah.
30:16Even if we didn't talk for a year or something, it wasn't from hate or anything.
30:19It's just we're just dad at it.
30:21I'm freaking tired of always being the black sheep of the family.
30:30You're the black sheep in the family, but only because...
30:33Literally.
30:35I mean, damn.
30:37You're never...
30:38You don't know what it means to be a black sheep, man.
30:41No matter what I do, they don't understand how I feel, but who I am.
30:46I'm just so over it.
30:49Peace.
30:49Bye.
30:51Wow.
30:51She said, imagine I ever did that to you.
30:54That's just disrespectful.
30:56Yeah.
30:56You hang up on me a lot, though.
30:58No.
30:58Sometimes my phone service just dies.
31:02And I'm like, okay, love you.
31:04Love you, too, though.
31:06I think she's overreacting a little.
31:07She needs to take a step back, breathe, see what she thinks the next day or two.
31:12Yeah.
31:13Oh, look at Frida taking care of her baby.
31:15She loves licking her.
31:17Oh, they're looking at...
31:18Oh, my God, they're Frenching.
31:19Oh, how convenient right here in France.
31:22We want to look at some smaller vehicles that are prior-owned.
31:29Pre-owned.
31:30It's called pre-owned.
31:31I guess she's never...
31:32What is it called?
31:33Like, prior-owned?
31:34Oh, pre-owned.
31:35Is that what it's called?
31:36I usually buy off the showroom floor.
31:40I'm going to make us an Indian dessert tonight.
31:42Okay.
31:43Called Faluda Kofi.
31:45And it has rice noodles and ice cream.
31:47And then there's a few toppings that we put inside it as well.
31:50Noodles and ice cream?
31:51Mom, you love India.
31:52If you want to try their food.
31:54I'll try it.
31:54I'm down, you know.
31:55So how about you don't give me that face and act excited?
31:58Yay, I'm so excited.
31:59There we go.
31:59Faluda Kofi.
32:00I'm going to make you some Faluda Kofi.
32:02So what do you got over there?
32:03Got my water boiling for my rice noodles.
32:06Okay.
32:06Let's go ahead and dump them in there.
32:07Ooh, I love rice noodles.
32:08Oh, yeah.
32:14Penguins?
32:15Penguins.
32:15Flamingos.
32:16Flamingos.
32:16Oh, my God.
32:17Penguins.
32:17Oh, my God.
32:18Shut up.
32:19All right.
32:19How old do you even see a penguin in a flamingo?
32:21Listen here.
32:22You know, sometimes you speak before you think.
32:24You know what I'm saying?
32:25I'm that guy.
32:26If we haven't figured that out by now.
32:31Johnny and Chloe.
32:32Let's see how they're doing with Mom.
32:34Where's Chloe?
32:35Is she in a tree?
32:35Where's she at?
32:36Probably in a tree with some binoculars and a mustache.
32:39Yeah.
32:39All right.
32:39I'm going to see if some of these noodles are ready.
32:42Hey.
32:44It made it sound.
32:45It's not ready.
32:46While my mom is visiting, we have planned to look at cars here to buy.
32:52Who's buying it?
32:53Is Michelle buying it?
32:54I think so.
32:55I'd be like, why am I here going car shopping with you?
32:58I want to go down to the beach.
32:59I want to just hang out and have fun.
33:01Drink.
33:01Yeah.
33:02Mm-hmm.
33:02Watching flip on the boat.
33:05You must be missing your car from home.
33:07I do.
33:08I mean, Jonathan leaves at 7 a.m. to go to work.
33:11So I just sit at home all day and just stare at the ceiling and then have no work and no
33:15money and no car.
33:16You know, you get a bike.
33:18Oh, that's a good idea.
33:19Some roller skates.
33:20Yeah.
33:21You know?
33:21Or roller blades.
33:22Excuse me.
33:23You know, maybe that's more hip.
33:25I agree that you need a car.
33:27I just don't agree that I'm the one that needs to pay for it.
33:29Oh, shots fired.
33:31Mom's time got to pay for it.
33:33Make Johnny pay for it.
33:34I think Chloe has a strategy here because she's going to act like she wants this car.
33:38She doesn't have enough money and mom's going to chip in is what she's thinking.
33:41Oh, she knows what she's played this little game long before.
33:44Um, we want to look at, um, some smaller vehicles that are, um, prior owned.
33:50Pre-owned.
33:51It's called pre-owned.
33:53I guess you've never, what is it called?
33:54Like, prior owned?
33:55Oh, pre-owned.
33:56Is that what it's called?
33:57I've never done this before.
33:58I usually buy off the showroom floor.
34:00You buy in that dealership like that in the island, it's for rich people.
34:05Broke people go to a youth spa.
34:09Or buy it off of somebody.
34:13A small car that I can offer you is like this.
34:16As a small car, we have a couple of those.
34:20That car is $14,000 right there.
34:21That car is $14,000?
34:24Yo, Chloe, if you want that car, you better start kissing that ass.
34:28Yeah.
34:28Yeah.
34:30$38,000.
34:33Where are the $3,000 cars?
34:35See, I saw $3,000 on something.
34:37Bro, yeah, that wood chipper in the back.
34:42I paid for my first car like $2,500.
34:45Yeah, I mean, that was 10 years ago.
34:46I don't know if it's still the same thing.
34:48Your first car was only 10 years ago?
34:50Wait, how old am I?
34:51I mean, Jesus, how old am I?
34:53My first car was like 45 years ago.
34:56Okay.
34:57This is a classic car.
34:58$50,000 florins would be about $30,000.
35:02$20,000?
35:03Definitely not.
35:04I'll tell you that wood chipper is the only thing in their budget.
35:06I mean, in the end, you're going to have to be nice to mom.
35:09You know, mom's going to have to get you the car.
35:11Mommy, can you buy me a car?
35:13Mom, I love him so much, mom.
35:15Now we're going to add some ice cream.
35:17Okay.
35:18You want strawberry or salty cream?
35:19Yes, strawberry.
35:20You know, I'm a strawberry girl living in a material world.
35:23Just dump the whole thing in there.
35:24Say it, mom.
35:24Let's send it.
35:25Send it.
35:26Send it.
35:27Oh, flop.
35:28Flop.
35:28I didn't think it was going to be this ridiculously priced.
35:33It's basically triple the price of a somewhat decent car in the States.
35:39You can find a $2,000, $3,000 car, but hey, you're going to have to put some work in it,
35:43most likely.
35:45Here you go.
35:45So that's strawberry for you.
35:47Oh, do you mix it all up?
35:48Yeah.
35:49Cheers, mate.
35:49Cheers.
35:49Thank you so much.
35:51Get in there.
35:51Get a little nasty in there, mom.
35:53Get a little nasty with it?
35:54All right.
35:55I'm going to try a rice noodle and ice cream.
35:56Make sure you, yeah.
35:57Here we go.
36:00Not bad.
36:01Not bad.
36:02Jenny told me about this dessert.
36:04This is like her favorite thing in India besides Summit.
36:06I can definitely see why.
36:09This isn't going to work.
36:10No.
36:11This is definitely not going to work.
36:13You are going to have to make your own way.
36:16You don't get to come to me to bail you out.
36:19Michelle said I'm not a bail boss, man.
36:21I ain't going to be bailing you out.
36:24Well, you should have told her that before she moved.
36:26Like, if you move, you know, I'm not going to continue giving money.
36:29Actually, I'm going to stop now so you can grow up and be a big girl and start paying
36:33your way.
36:33You're 23 years old.
36:35I know that you think the funding that I've given you wasn't maybe that big of a deal,
36:42but I think that it's going to be a very big deal without it.
36:46Let's see how much Chloe really likes Johnny, you know?
36:48Yeah.
36:49Mommy's credit card goes away, like.
36:51Does it have you, right?
36:53Is it really worth it?
36:54Is it worth it?
36:55Are you worth it, Johnny?
36:57I think Chloe thought she was going to have the cake and eat it, too.
36:59Yeah, I think so, too.
37:00Mom's taking the cake away.
37:01Mom took the whole ass cake away.
37:03They should have made some falafel conundrum.
37:07Next time on 90 Day Fiancé, The Other Way.
37:10Next time.
37:12Mr. No!
37:14We got a logo.
37:15Yay!
37:16Family cafe.
37:17There you go.
37:18We got a sign.
37:22I don't know what makes him think that he can take water from the bathroom and use it for
37:29the kitchen.
37:30Oh, no!
37:32What the did he just say he did?
37:35He took the water from the toilet.
37:37He took the water from the toilet.
37:38Fire him now.
37:40Really?
37:40You're fired, Dad.
37:41Mom, look at me.
37:43Like, in three years, you're just like...
37:46Oink, oinks!
37:48Pigs?
37:49They're not that cute, that's for sure.
37:51I've been having a lot of anxiety lately because I feel so unsure if I do want kids anymore.
37:58She don't want kids.
37:59She want cats.
38:01Meow!
38:01Meow!
38:01Meow!
38:01Well, that's a bombshell.
38:06Nothing like a switcheroo while you're standing in pig s***.
38:09That's true.
38:10If you run away, you're just going to slip it s***.
38:12That would suck.
38:13Gonna be a problem.
38:17Excuse me.
38:18The cat.
38:20Greta's.
38:21Greta's cat.
38:22Next week's episode looks amazing, juicy, spicy, all that good stuff.
38:28Yeah, let's go in the pool and gain those holes where I'm in the pool.
38:31I'm not getting nowhere, Annie.
38:33I got a big day tomorrow.
38:34I need to get ready for bed.
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